Ah postal jokes are like dark people not everybody like them 😂 What is the best part about an ISIS joke? The EXECUTION -Why are Americans bad at cheese? because they already lost 2 towers -Why is reversed cow girl is illegal in Alabama ? Because you don't turn your back on family -what is good about a child molester ? They drive slowly around school -a guy is going to park full of kids and ask a parent Hey which one is yours ? The guy answered him I don't know i am still chosing -my girlfriend friend dumbed me so i stole her wheelchair Guess who's crawling back to me ? -why it's hard to dumb a japanese girl ? Because you have to drop the bomb TWICE before she gets it - what do you call a large tube of lube in Alabama ? Family size -a guy is going to a doctor to do some analysis Sometimes later the doctor called him back and told him to take a sit and told him " ok Sir i have a news a BAD News and A VERY BAD News" So the guy tell him ok start with the bad news The doctor : you have one day to live . The man shocked the phone fell from his hand and ANGRILY said to the doctor" DOC I SAID THE BAD NEWS WHAT'S WORSE THAN DEATH ?!!! " the doctor told him " the worst news was i tried to call you yesterday about that -what do you call a burning gay ? An lgbbq -man i don't get the school shooting jokes it like they are aimed at children -a depressed boy goes towards his father and told him dad i am depressed The dad pointed an empty room and told " hang in there son " A priest is at a church and robber came in the robber told the priest where's the donation money The priest told him "WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN " The robber said "FUCK the children " Then the priest told him " YOU got time for that ? " -my girlfriend called me that her parents aren't home so i got up to stairs to get to her room Sweet home Alabama -this jokes never get old like a dead Babie
Postal 1: A psychological horror game where you play as the monster; a man killing out of pure delusion and psychosis before slipping into pure uninhibited madness. Postal 2: "Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?"
Ah postal jokes are like dark people not everybody like them 😂 What is the best part about an ISIS joke? The EXECUTION -Why are Americans bad at cheese? because they already lost 2 towers -Why is reversed cow girl is illegal in Alabama ? Because you don't turn your back on family -what is good about a child molester ? They drive slowly around school -a guy is going to park full of kids and ask a parent Hey which one is yours ? The guy answered him I don't know i am still chosing -my girlfriend friend dumbed me so i stole her wheelchair Guess who's crawling back to me ? -why it's hard to dumb a japanese girl ? Because you have to drop the bomb TWICE before she gets it - what do you call a large tube of lube in Alabama ? Family size -a guy is going to a doctor to do some analysis Sometimes later the doctor called him back and told him to take a sit and told him " ok Sir i have a news a BAD News and A VERY BAD News" So the guy tell him ok start with the bad news The doctor : you have one day to live . The man shocked the phone fell from his hand and ANGRILY said to the doctor" DOC I SAID THE BAD NEWS WHAT'S WORSE THAN DEATH ?!!! " the doctor told him " the worst news was i tried to call you yesterday about that -what do you call a burning gay ? An lgbbq -man i don't get the school shooting jokes it like they are aimed at children -a depressed boy goes towards his father and told him dad i am depressed The dad pointed an empty room and told " hang in there son " A priest is at a church and robber came in the robber told the priest where's the donation money The priest told him "WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN " The robber said "FUCK the children " Then the priest told him " YOU got time for that ? " -my girlfriend called me that her parents aren't home so i got up to stairs to get to her room Sweet home Alabama -this jokes never get old like a dead Babie
Ah postal jokes are like dark people not everybody like them 😂 What is the best part about an ISIS joke? The EXECUTION -Why are Americans bad at cheese? because they already lost 2 towers -Why is reversed cow girl is illegal in Alabama ? Because you don't turn your back on family -what is good about a child molester ? They drive slowly around school -a guy is going to park full of kids and ask a parent Hey which one is yours ? The guy answered him I don't know i am still chosing -my girlfriend friend dumbed me so i stole her wheelchair Guess who's crawling back to me ? -why it's hard to dumb a japanese girl ? Because you have to drop the bomb TWICE before she gets it - what do you call a large tube of lube in Alabama ? Family size -a guy is going to a doctor to do some analysis Sometimes later the doctor called him back and told him to take a sit and told him " ok Sir i have a news a BAD News and A VERY BAD News" So the guy tell him ok start with the bad news The doctor : you have one day to live . The man shocked the phone fell from his hand and ANGRILY said to the doctor" DOC I SAID THE BAD NEWS WHAT'S WORSE THAN DEATH ?!!! " the doctor told him " the worst news was i tried to call you yesterday about that -what do you call a burning gay ? An lgbbq -man i don't get the school shooting jokes it like they are aimed at children -a depressed boy goes towards his father and told him dad i am depressed The dad pointed an empty room and told " hang in there son " A priest is at a church and robber came in the robber told the priest where's the donation money The priest told him "WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN " The robber said "FUCK the children " Then the priest told him " YOU got time for that ? " -my girlfriend called me that her parents aren't home so i got up to stairs to get to her room Sweet home Alabama -this jokes never get old like a dead Babie
Postal 1: The soundtrack is just screams and thoughts of a notsane person Postal 2: Literary Chilling music on the map menu as your trying to get your petition signed
I'd say that Postal 1 is a whole lot darker than Postal 2. Postal 2 does its "horrific acts" with alot of tounge-in-cheek humor, aswell as alot of satire.
"I know what you're thinkin'. But the funny thing is... I don't even like videogames." He knows everyone's a boomer that believes games make you violent, I love that voice line
that's where youre wrong, its not good by any means. It has poor graphics (although for 2003 they were impressive) and controls could use tweaking. But its so funny and addictive that I love it
@Stix N' Stones You probably know about Postal 4 now, they did it via Steam early access because they knew it'd be toned down if they pitched it to actual publishers. They have a lot of free reign on it now because of it.
This is the song that plays in my head whenever I'm in a store. Like, I always imagine myself stumbling upon a boxed copy of Postal 2 in a Goodwill or something to this.
I think because of the more satirical vibe, they didn’t make it further than a M. I mean compared to Hatred, Hatred has no funny vibes. All edge, to be like Postal 1 in a way.
imagine you walk into a gas station and you hear this while a man in a trench coat (with an alien shirt under it) says “this can’t be good for me but i feel great!”
All you have to say is “I REGRET NOTHING” And just mind your busniness he ain’t fucking with you only if your panicking, he wants you to panick But don’t, it will anger him, but with a chance to survive.
Postal 1. An incredibly dark game about the insanity and loss of humanity of one individual, leading to them committing unspeakable acts of violence and atrocities; all shrouded in mystery as to what truly is real and what is a fabrication of this broken individual's mind. Postal 2. Cat silencers and pissing on terrorists.
"Go see Vince, now i was pretty hung over from yesterday but i think i remember where i work" *scribble sound* "Score some cash excellent" "Hmm" *scribble sound* "Ah there it is" "Pick up some milk, now where is that" *scribble sound* "Here it is"
"Hi there. My name is Postal Dude. I'm in my late thirties. My trailer is in the northeast section of Paradise, where all the villas are, and I am married to a bitchy wife. I work as an employee for the Running With Scissors video game company, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I smoke a lot, and I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
Postal 1: Underrated classic (and has deeper meaning at the end of the game) Postal 2: Genius masterpiece (that requires low IQ to figure out the plot) Postal 3: Never heard of it. Probably a rickroll, if you ask me… Postal 4: Unexpected game that’s pretty good (since it was supposed to be Postal 2 remake, but decided to make it as the fourth entry) Postal: Brain Damaged: Boomer shooter that’s not bad at all (probably needs a few tweaks to make it better) _In conclusion, it’s an interesting series that makes you think if you are sane enough to try them out. Definitely 8/10 for the whole series together._
Postal 2 is charming, it's stands out alot as a game that doesn't give a fuck if you kill people or not. You can go through the game being nice dude or a deranged psychopath and it makes you guilty being one without doing nothing. You set your own morals and I find that beautiful even though I think it's not intentionally made to be that way.
Whenever I feel like I'll never succeed in life or find love, I listen to this to get my spirits up and make myself hopeful for my future. Idk, this gives me inhumane amounts of optimism.
**kills everyone**
*music plays* time to head home
Mission accomplished, with extreme prejudice!
And another bites the dust
I can't like your comment it has 666 likes
*SUNDAY*
Nukes the entire town.
Too easy!
Ah postal jokes are like dark people not everybody like them 😂
What is the best part about an ISIS joke?
The EXECUTION
-Why are Americans bad at cheese?
because they already lost 2 towers
-Why is reversed cow girl is illegal in Alabama ?
Because you don't turn your back on family
-what is good about a child molester ?
They drive slowly around school
-a guy is going to park full of kids and ask a parent
Hey which one is yours ?
The guy answered him
I don't know i am still chosing
-my girlfriend friend dumbed me so i stole her wheelchair
Guess who's crawling back to me ?
-why it's hard to dumb a japanese girl ?
Because you have to drop the bomb TWICE before she gets it
- what do you call a large tube of lube in Alabama ?
Family size
-a guy is going to a doctor to do some analysis
Sometimes later the doctor called him back and told him to take a sit and told him " ok Sir i have a news a BAD News and A VERY BAD News"
So the guy tell him ok start with the bad news
The doctor : you have one day to live .
The man shocked the phone fell from his hand and ANGRILY said to the doctor" DOC I SAID THE BAD NEWS WHAT'S WORSE THAN DEATH ?!!! "
the doctor told him " the worst news was i tried to call you yesterday about that
-what do you call a burning gay ?
An lgbbq
-man i don't get the school shooting jokes it like they are aimed at children
-a depressed boy goes towards his father and told him dad i am depressed
The dad pointed an empty room and told " hang in there son "
A priest is at a church and robber came in the robber told the priest where's the donation money
The priest told him "WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN "
The robber said "FUCK the children "
Then the priest told him " YOU got time for that ? "
-my girlfriend called me that her parents aren't home so i got up to stairs to get to her room
Sweet home Alabama
-this jokes never get old like a dead Babie
"My grandmother could beat this game if she saved as much as you do"
lmao
And she'd have a pretty fuckin high insurance premium if she crashed as much!
Sunday in a nutshell
That would always piss me off in the sections where there were a lot of enemies and you had like 2 health.
It would still be 1929 if the economy crashed as much as you do...
i like how this franchise went from horror to a dark comedy
Pulled an evil dead
Postal wasn’t horror, it had horrific elements. It makes no attempt to scare you.
@@gub4941 horror does not scared. Horror is graphic shit that cause fear. For the 1997 was a horror game
Postal 1 actually scared me. The execution/mercy kill noise just threw me off.
Lu Antunez
Wasn’t Doom considered scary at its time too? I’ve heard some people say that
Postal 1: A psychological horror game where you play as the monster; a man killing out of pure delusion and psychosis before slipping into pure uninhibited madness.
Postal 2: "Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?"
💀💀💀
Well, there is the possibility that Dude wasn't deluded in Postal 1 and that the army indeed put a thing in the water.
😂😂😂 i think 100% same
*pisses in face*
I gotta stop smoking this crap
the most family friendly game ever
hackerman 2042 omg
Yep
The funny part is that's one of the most user defined tags on the steam store page.
I mean technically it can be. You don't have to kill anyone in this game if you don't want to, but that's no fun.
:D
"Now the flowers will grow..."
"Butt sauce"
"SIGN MY PETITION..."
"nothing personal man but you're fired"
Are you gonna sign this petition or will it be your surviving family members?
Теперь цветочки будут расти.....быстрее....(its russian version of "Now the flowers will grow...")
"I regret nothing"
*Explodes*
The only time Postal Dude has taken Osama's job.
"We'll earn the money the good old fashioned way: through a scam charity."
Ah postal jokes are like dark people not everybody like them 😂
What is the best part about an ISIS joke?
The EXECUTION
-Why are Americans bad at cheese?
because they already lost 2 towers
-Why is reversed cow girl is illegal in Alabama ?
Because you don't turn your back on family
-what is good about a child molester ?
They drive slowly around school
-a guy is going to park full of kids and ask a parent
Hey which one is yours ?
The guy answered him
I don't know i am still chosing
-my girlfriend friend dumbed me so i stole her wheelchair
Guess who's crawling back to me ?
-why it's hard to dumb a japanese girl ?
Because you have to drop the bomb TWICE before she gets it
- what do you call a large tube of lube in Alabama ?
Family size
-a guy is going to a doctor to do some analysis
Sometimes later the doctor called him back and told him to take a sit and told him " ok Sir i have a news a BAD News and A VERY BAD News"
So the guy tell him ok start with the bad news
The doctor : you have one day to live .
The man shocked the phone fell from his hand and ANGRILY said to the doctor" DOC I SAID THE BAD NEWS WHAT'S WORSE THAN DEATH ?!!! "
the doctor told him " the worst news was i tried to call you yesterday about that
-what do you call a burning gay ?
An lgbbq
-man i don't get the school shooting jokes it like they are aimed at children
-a depressed boy goes towards his father and told him dad i am depressed
The dad pointed an empty room and told " hang in there son "
A priest is at a church and robber came in the robber told the priest where's the donation money
The priest told him "WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN "
The robber said "FUCK the children "
Then the priest told him " YOU got time for that ? "
-my girlfriend called me that her parents aren't home so i got up to stairs to get to her room
Sweet home Alabama
-this jokes never get old like a dead Babie
yay
I didn't visit Zack ward for this mission i just kept using the little cup
I regret nothing
@@hatcrab4923based
*smokes pipe* This can't be good for me but I feel great.
Philip Pirrip "He'll bite my ass, that stuff's addictive"
Philip Pirrip OOMF withdrawal is a bitch
*eats catnip*
Yes, baby, I AM the Lizard King!
I should stop smoking this crap
epic lolito *does catnip*
woah-ho, in the gadda da vida baby!
"Go see Vince. I was pretty hung over yesterday, but I THINK I remember where I work."
thanks
Vince : "Nothin' personal man, but your fired." (dry laugh)
The Dude : "But I just started yesterday!?"
Vince : "HAAHHAHAHAHA"
“Pick up some milk.. now where is that? Here it is!”
@@ItsLelingTime Hey, would you sign my petition?
@@Vscojen Sure, I guess that sounds pretty good.
"I'd better steer clear of those guys. They're *definitely* hazardous for my health. Good thing I have Kevlar. Wait... DO I have Kevlar?"
The funny thing is: I always get out of that mission with no armor
Ah postal jokes are like dark people not everybody like them 😂
What is the best part about an ISIS joke?
The EXECUTION
-Why are Americans bad at cheese?
because they already lost 2 towers
-Why is reversed cow girl is illegal in Alabama ?
Because you don't turn your back on family
-what is good about a child molester ?
They drive slowly around school
-a guy is going to park full of kids and ask a parent
Hey which one is yours ?
The guy answered him
I don't know i am still chosing
-my girlfriend friend dumbed me so i stole her wheelchair
Guess who's crawling back to me ?
-why it's hard to dumb a japanese girl ?
Because you have to drop the bomb TWICE before she gets it
- what do you call a large tube of lube in Alabama ?
Family size
-a guy is going to a doctor to do some analysis
Sometimes later the doctor called him back and told him to take a sit and told him " ok Sir i have a news a BAD News and A VERY BAD News"
So the guy tell him ok start with the bad news
The doctor : you have one day to live .
The man shocked the phone fell from his hand and ANGRILY said to the doctor" DOC I SAID THE BAD NEWS WHAT'S WORSE THAN DEATH ?!!! "
the doctor told him " the worst news was i tried to call you yesterday about that
-what do you call a burning gay ?
An lgbbq
-man i don't get the school shooting jokes it like they are aimed at children
-a depressed boy goes towards his father and told him dad i am depressed
The dad pointed an empty room and told " hang in there son "
A priest is at a church and robber came in the robber told the priest where's the donation money
The priest told him "WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN "
The robber said "FUCK the children "
Then the priest told him " YOU got time for that ? "
-my girlfriend called me that her parents aren't home so i got up to stairs to get to her room
Sweet home Alabama
-this jokes never get old like a dead Babie
@@normalguy5208what f00ing moron said this
@@normalguy5208 The LGBBQ joke its amazing lol
@@normalguy5208 based
Postal 1: The soundtrack is just screams and thoughts of a notsane person
Postal 2: Literary Chilling music on the map menu as your trying to get your petition signed
don't forget about the rampage soundtrack though
“Sign this petition or I’ll follow you home and kill your dog!”
@@StealthyAirsoft slaps harder than my dad
@@roadhoundd. *Woman runs away screaming and Postal Dude kills her dog*
Civvie11: “I warned her.”
Playing postal 2 for the first time: this can’t be good for me, but I feel GREAT
Legit had dreams where I was shooting everyone, it was great
True
Yeah...
lol
Hey there! Would you like to sign my petition?
Mission accomplished. With extreme prejudice!
Postal 1: A insane man living in a normal place
Postal 2: (If you choose pacifist) A normal man living in a insane place
honestly, either if you are pacifist or killer, in a town like Paradise would be enough for you to justify killing people
Postal 2: A man trapped in a Matrix
@@pmfieryflakes5749 Mr. Anderson.
"Yeah baby! I am the lizard king!"
In da gaddo da Vito, baby!
This can’t be good for me, but I feel great.
woah the walls are melting groovy!
It's funny that music off of a gruesome, disturbing and dark game can be extremely relaxing.
i wouldnt say dark...
gibberishdump the stuff you can do is dark
@@DrKevlar well yeah but the overall story kinda isnt
gibberishdump yeah
I'd say that Postal 1 is a whole lot darker than Postal 2.
Postal 2 does its "horrific acts" with alot of tounge-in-cheek humor, aswell as alot of satire.
"Damn, here i was enjoying my second amendment rigths, and you people have to freak out on me!"
"I know what you're thinkin'. But the funny thing is... I don't even like videogames."
He knows everyone's a boomer that believes games make you violent, I love that voice line
This game was made in 2003 boomers existed after this game [this is a joke you idiots]
@@randomdude9630 boomers are people born in the 1940's you fucking dumbass
@@randomdude9630 imagine
@@randomdude9630 ... What.
@@randomdude9630 dawg are you special
i remember this song being used on an hotel elevator where i rented an apartment a year ago. not kidding
I woulda had an out of body experience if I heard this being played anywhere
Oh man, that's fucking awesome
absolutely epic
Simply one of the best games ever made.
that's where youre wrong, its not good by any means. It has poor graphics (although for 2003 they were impressive) and controls could use tweaking. But its so funny and addictive that I love it
they made another postal game, the madlads
Stix N' Stones and they went and did it.
@Stix N' Stones You probably know about Postal 4 now, they did it via Steam early access because they knew it'd be toned down if they pitched it to actual publishers. They have a lot of free reign on it now because of it.
Exactly!
"And DONE !"
"Time to head home!"
Cippolippo 33
"Too easy!"
the dislikes on this song are the people who couldn't get past monday.
Damn this aged like milk
@@jamesferguson3547 nah I use vanced, 38 people cant get past monday
no it's the RWS Protesters
This is the song that plays in my head whenever I'm in a store. Like, I always imagine myself stumbling upon a boxed copy of Postal 2 in a Goodwill or something to this.
The Onyx Viper me too :D
But if you see a shovel... It's not what you think...
@@creeperzombie6996 especially if it's serrated
@@FalloutPlayer45 And its a bit dirty, in a little hut...
@@creeperzombie6996 in a town, in Arizona called Edensin.....
I like how the game can be both violent and calm when you want it.
Really emphasizes the player more than any other game just by way of choices.
Meanwhile postal 1 never makes you not feel disturbed for 1 second.
postal 2 is only as violent as the player.
I use this as a ringtone for over two years, works perfect
Thank you for giving me this amazing idea person who commented 5 years ago.
@@HugeCharlie My pleasure. Enjoy. :D
@@ET42Driver do you still use this ringtone?
@@ill8485 Yes. Still using this ringtone. Works perfect among repetetive/default huawei/samsung/iphone ringtones most people use.
@@ET42Driver legend.
"OOOH YEAH! That's the ticket"
This plays in my head whenever I make a to-do list.
-get milk
-get pay check
-slaughter naborhood
-rob bank
-smoke crack
-feed dog
@@indy_the_awesome4615
-Piss on dad
@@turricanrocks1552 -get Xmas tree
@@indy_the_awesome4615 -Go home
@@stanleybochenek1862 -Suicicde
I got lost a shit-ton in this game so I heard this every 30 seconds
especially for back then, an M rating was generous.. i’m surprised it didn’t get AO.
if they added nudity it would have probably gotten an AO rating
@@creepurr2906 tell that to hatred
@@creepurr2906 Tits don't make a game AO.
@@Rad-Dude63andathird yeah, but with everything else in postal that probs would've pushed it
I think because of the more satirical vibe, they didn’t make it further than a M. I mean compared to Hatred, Hatred has no funny vibes. All edge, to be like Postal 1 in a way.
This music is actually calming for a really violent game
Psychopaths are typically calm, ironically.
the game's only as violent as you are! -postal 2 steam description
"You gotta be fucking kidding."
Argh, it's gonna be another one of THOSE days...
ъуъ
Uh oh
*hears gun click and trousers unzip behind me*
"Video games don't kill people,i do."
"I blame DOOM!"
- lnnocent bystander before being shot and pissed on
I bet you thought you weren't going to die today. Surprise!
@@noahhamilton5974Now the flowers will grow
@@adrianpaul1985no way you freakin plinko!
@@noahhamilton5974 you gotta be fucking kidding
*now wheres that?*
*ahh guess i have to head there for that*
Boris Memedov aaah...here it is!
I played a lot of AAA games but Postal 2 was hella more entertaining and felt fresh even though I played it back in the day.
So I just started playing this game yesterday and I instantly fell in love with the game
We need more games like postal 2
Play postal 2 apocalypse weekend, and postal 2 paradise lost
@@Batonaz I'm currently on friday
Can't wait to move on to AW and PL
“Are you gonna sign this or will it be your surviving family members?”
Dude has such a calm yet intimidating voice
imagine you walk into a gas station and you hear this while a man in a trench coat (with an alien shirt under it) says “this can’t be good for me but i feel great!”
no it'll be more like this "TODAYS THE FIRST DAY OF THE END OF YOUR LIVES!"
All you have to say is
“I REGRET NOTHING”
And just mind your busniness he ain’t fucking with you only if your panicking, he wants you to panick
But don’t, it will anger him, but with a chance to survive.
It will say "TIME TO HEAD HOME"
@@zackyjack8891 Exactly, just mind your own business, or sign the petition, or give him some cash, and chances are is that he’ll leave you be.
hes buying gas station weed bruh
"Are you gonna sign this or will it be your surviving family members?"
listened to this while doing homework, never knew video games would help me with homework.
The truth is, i don't even like video games!
An underrated gem of a game
Postal 1.
An incredibly dark game about the insanity and loss of humanity of one individual, leading to them committing unspeakable acts of violence and atrocities; all shrouded in mystery as to what truly is real and what is a fabrication of this broken individual's mind.
Postal 2.
Cat silencers and pissing on terrorists.
This is like one of 5 tracks in the entire game. I love it.
Did someone slaughtered a goat in here?
No, seriously I wanna know
dog*
@@Sonnyt0n ATF moment
@@analizin 🤨
That'll be 20 dollars
Whenever I do a to-do list I always have this song in my head.
Games are bad they make you mad
"GAMES ARE BAD! THEY MAKE YOU BAD! GAMES ARE BAD! THEY MAKE YOU BAD!"
Gigan 105 Video games don't kill people...
...I DO!
Jiři Datlovsky the line is actually "guns don't kill people, I do"
destructor of the universe no, both of these lines are in the game
Jiři Datlovsky you're right... Sorry
Save a tree burn a book,save a tree burn a book!
Games are bad, they make you mad! Games are bad, they make you mad!
*ALALALALALALALALAL*
Krusty crab unfair
@@Prodawg Mister Krabs is in there
We reclaim this holy land in the name of allah, prepare to die infidels!
Guns don't kill people I do
"Go see Vince, now i was pretty hung over from yesterday but i think i remember where i work" *scribble sound*
"Score some cash excellent"
"Hmm"
*scribble sound* "Ah there it is"
"Pick up some milk, now where is that"
*scribble sound* "Here it is"
"I guess I better get started..."
Nothing personal Man but you are fired *vince start laughing*
This song is perfect for relaxing, grocery shopping, and plotting crimes against humanity.
"I can't go home looking like this!"
This game has shown us that deep inside we all want some violence as entertainment.
And violence is coded in our nature.
some?
But I'm a pacific dude
@@moister3727 That's pretty cool, how's living on Hawaii?
@@keerf255 pissing on the volcano
This gives me nostalgia, honestly.
Let's see... hmmm...
+CodePurple Whoever designed this town was on serious crack
Time to head home.
That's totally wrong....
Go see Vince I was pretty hungover yesterday but I think I still renember where I work
@@voldy3565 Score some cash, yeaahhh..
"Nothing dear, enjoy your milk!"
"Hi there. My name is Postal Dude. I'm in my late thirties. My trailer is in the northeast section of Paradise, where all the villas are, and I am married to a bitchy wife. I work as an employee for the Running With Scissors video game company, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I smoke a lot, and I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
I got to "I get to my bed every night at 11: 00 PM" to realize what this was referencing. lamo
@@outofbats8689 It's even funnier when you read it with Postal Dude's voice.
@@crashingblow3753 I did exactly that lol
man why is hearing this music so relaxing while playing on the impossible diffculty
Postal 1: Underrated classic (and has deeper meaning at the end of the game)
Postal 2: Genius masterpiece (that requires low IQ to figure out the plot)
Postal 3: Never heard of it. Probably a rickroll, if you ask me…
Postal 4: Unexpected game that’s pretty good (since it was supposed to be Postal 2 remake, but decided to make it as the fourth entry)
Postal: Brain Damaged: Boomer shooter that’s not bad at all (probably needs a few tweaks to make it better)
_In conclusion, it’s an interesting series that makes you think if you are sane enough to try them out. Definitely 8/10 for the whole series together._
What is your favorite Postal 2 expansion
You really play Postal for the story?
Yeah, Postal 4 is one of the games of all time...
@@moister3727 guess why do i play postal 2
i love how postal 3 is ''probably a rickroll' because in the original RWS site if you click on postal 3 it sends you to the rickroll video
"one shudders to immagine what inhuman thought lies behind that -mask- sunglasses, what dreams of cronical and sustained cruelty!"
*behind those eyes*
"Some designer has lost his tiny mind..."
This song plays in my head every time I take a piss
wasn't it Thursday or Friday when he had to go to the clinic?
@@sirsnausages2164 friday
if I owned a building this would be the elevator music
It's this song that plays in my head during a difficult as hell final test...
if this isn't played at my funeral, I'm gonna piss on my own grave
"Now where is THAT??? Here it is :D!"
I was pretty hungover yesterday, but I think I remember where I work xD
Did someone slaughter a goat in here? No, seriously I wanna know.
Postal 2 is charming, it's stands out alot as a game that doesn't give a fuck if you kill people or not.
You can go through the game being nice dude or a deranged psychopath and it makes you guilty being one without doing nothing. You set your own morals and I find that beautiful even though I think it's not intentionally made to be that way.
No after the press backlash from the first game that was an intentional design
GNIHTON TERGER I
“Don’t stop to talk
Don’t stop to talk
Don’t stop to talk.”
Mother
Was looking for a comment like this lol
When Captain Cold gets away for the 7364748th time:
postal dude is a saint compared to most of people today...
"Postal 2 is only as violent as you are."
DID YOU REMEMBER MY ROCKY ROAD?!
D'OH
Gunshot
@@FKP_1510
*A FEW HOURS LATER*
"Guess everything turned out pretty well in the end."
@@ArcturusOTE "is it true you were the insparation for viagra?"
this is truly a moment to be remembered in history
i love this game, i love the postal dude
"Score some cash. Excellent.."
Here you go Uncle Dave. Happy fucking birthday.
I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE video games!
You gotta be fucking kidding.
"GET DOWN IF YOU DONT WANNA DIE"
Save a tree burn a book
Ahh good old times
Soundtrack : 🥰
Game : 💀
Whenever I feel like I'll never succeed in life or find love, I listen to this to get my spirits up and make myself hopeful for my future. Idk, this gives me inhumane amounts of optimism.
You got this king
@@curple3 you go girl!
@@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117 Slayyyy queen
this actually helps me get through the day
Postal 1 to Postal 2 is like night and day
Oh yeah, I need to get that petition signed...
Good thing I'm a people person.
Oops, botched that one.
I wonder how much his remains will go for on eBay...
killing cory is a good idea.
well...
*for money*
"what a relaxin music im sure this game is friendly and good"
I’m very late but according to the steam achievements, more people have pissed on someone until they vomited than have beat Monday.
Lmfao
I did that on like Thursday or Wednesday, don’t remember
Ah, the South Park of immersive sims.
N O W T H E F L O W E R S W I L L G R O W
"today's the first day of the end of your lifes" Wise Words
Listening to this puts me back into the early 2000s when i played this game and times where better.
Bossanova will never die, oh yeah baby!...
Indeed !
"This can't be any good for me, but I feel great."
ah yes the music that plays in my mind ever start of a school day
Happy 17th Birthday to Postal 2!
Postal 2 and fallout new Vegas are the Most timeless Games ever made
Postal 2 isn't that timeless considering all the dated 2000's jokes
@@lonelyshpee7873 Might be outdated but hey it's at least still fun to play.
@@lonelyshpee7873 honestly nobody that's so young that they don't get them would even play this game anyway
Half life 2? portal? minecraft? tetris?
@@gordonfeetman445 ever heard of personal opinion?
this song plays in my head 24/7 lol
Recently beat Postal 2 for the first time and unlocked ANUSTART on the same run, because I love pain.
And now, the flowers will grow.
*Civvie11 has entered your recommendations*
Madvocate brought me here