@@jackb3822 "She was there, watching how I was punching a guy in the face. I was seeing her too, those eyes, that gagged mouth...I decided to step forward and introduce myself, I took off the tape and she screamed...I hear that scream every night that I go to bed with your mother, and I never get tired of hearing it, she kept screaming and I staring at her in love , then my colleagues came telling me that they already had the money, but I was petrified, I couldn't do anything but look at her, and well, I decided to take her. And, well, that's how I met your mother." My God, I'm great at making up stories
10:22 fun fact: regardless of who shot the civilian, if the bank is in America, legally the robber is liable for the civ's death. Any damages inflicted to any parties by any parties, including bank security, police response, and the robbers themselves, can be counted as charges against any robbers taken into custody. The basic logic is "if they didn't go to the bank with the intent to commit crimes, nobody would have been put into a situation where the damages occurred, so since they did, it's all their fault."
@@imready450 I'unno, did you go with the intent to commit crimes, and then in the pursuing of committing said crimes or other crimes of opportunity, harm or kill anyone, or through negligence knowingly create situations in which others _could_ be harmed or killed? If so, then probably yeah, you should've stayed home instead of rob a bank, not the greatest use of your day. However, if you were just going to a bank to commit a victimless crime like loitering or something, and didn't cause any escalations of the situation, and like, a security guard tripped and got a concussion while asking you to leave, you're probably good? That seems like an Act of God, not something that can really be blamed on you. The other extremely unlikely fringe consideration I can think of is if you rolled up to the bank with intent to rob it only to discover the bank already under the procession of being robbed, and then an injury or death occuring (to anyone really, this situation is an absolute cluster), and you end up detained, with your weapon and evidence of clear mens rea (intent to commit crime), but you never even had a chance to use your weapon, I have *absolutely no clue* how crimes could be assigned. At a guess, if the other robber is alive, they're taking the major charges and you can probably swing a sentence of "Intent to commit Bank Theft," probably by a fancier name like Grand Larceny or Grand Theft, I'm not gonna scrub the conditions of the crimes to check, but the point is you only *wanted* to do crimes, but thanks to that stupid other jerk you didn't *get to* do crimes, so you should only be eligible for trying to and failing. If the other robber died and a cop got injured, you're done. Ain't no court in America that's gonna lean in your favor, because *someone* is taking the public fall for this, and the other guy is dead. Retribution is a hell of a drug. Lastly just to cover all the bases, if you went to the bank with intent to do bank stuff that is legal and not criminal because it is legal, then nah, that wasn't your fault, don't feel bad about it. It was that yelling guy with the gun, he did it.
@@maddipaige3781 i think its a joke, because aint no way they letting someone watch and even comment on a TH-cam video from prison even If they made sure he didint do anything bad with the phone
Could you imagine going to cash a check and seeing a bank robber and a security guard just jumping around in the street trying to 360 no-scope each other and blasting random civilians on accident?
i actually really love the dev team of this game. They made another game that is legit a clone of fallout franchise. Its called the walking zombie 2, yes, its as scuffed as you think it is.
Been in the hospital for a emergency surgery and your videos are helping me mentally by keeping me sane, thank you for all the amazing videos that you do man
1.3 mil views in 3 days on a second channel - ive never been so happy for smii7y hope this means more of this game in the future, or just more of smii7y for decades to come
0:18 lies, have you SEEN the shit in PD2 like, *INHALE,* giant gold spoon that lights people on fire, giant sandwiches heavier than gold, a tf2 turret, raining presents with white sniffing power, a giant cloaker playing spin the wheel of death, duel flaming shotgun revolvers, instakill forklifts, drop kicking spec ops, *AHH, I NEEEEEEEEED A MEDIC BAAAAAAG,* need i continue?
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It's so cool how Smii7y got to play Payday 3 early, it's nice to see they still have some of the funny bugs from the 2nd game
They really buff graphics and mechanic in payday 3
Lol
little annoying they didn't get god tier music, but I hope they change it later on
@@originaljoke-y5f Payday 3 gonna be on unreal engine 4 I believe
@@adada1896 you mean Unreal Engine 5
The new one?
Smii7y uploads are always the most goofy goober type shit and it makes me laugh, keep up the good work!
We are goofy goobers
@@Yeah.00 YEAHHH
@YourUsualGamerDude GOOFY GOOFY GOFFY GOOBERS ROCK
I AM A GOOFY GOOBER, YEAH!
YOU ARE GOOFY GOOBER, YEAH!
WE ARE GOOFY GOOBER, YEAH!
GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBER, YEAH!
How did this reply section turn into a lyric thread?
All good stories begin with “we decided to rob a bank”
“Son, let me tell you how your mother and I met.”
@@jackb3822 "She was there, watching how I was punching a guy in the face. I was seeing her too, those eyes, that gagged mouth...I decided to step forward and introduce myself, I took off the tape and she screamed...I hear that scream every night that I go to bed with your mother, and I never get tired of hearing it, she kept screaming and I staring at her in love , then my colleagues came telling me that they already had the money, but I was petrified, I couldn't do anything but look at her, and well, I decided to take her. And, well, that's how I met your mother." My God, I'm great at making up stories
Da
This comment needs 420 likes
@@guitartrip9752 I know it will reach 420 likes, friend
Smi77y casually sounding like a deflating tyre every time he laughs
real
S M I I 7 Y
not
S M I 7 7 Y
Guess why theres a SMii7Y Animated for it
Who is Smi77y ?
Is tire or tyre proper?
Scuffed games which are goofy + Smii7y and crew = absolutely amazing chaos
goofy ahh game 💀
You forgot to add funny at the end before chaos
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
10:22 fun fact: regardless of who shot the civilian, if the bank is in America, legally the robber is liable for the civ's death. Any damages inflicted to any parties by any parties, including bank security, police response, and the robbers themselves, can be counted as charges against any robbers taken into custody. The basic logic is "if they didn't go to the bank with the intent to commit crimes, nobody would have been put into a situation where the damages occurred, so since they did, it's all their fault."
so if i never came, nobody would have died?
@@imready450 I'unno, did you go with the intent to commit crimes, and then in the pursuing of committing said crimes or other crimes of opportunity, harm or kill anyone, or through negligence knowingly create situations in which others _could_ be harmed or killed? If so, then probably yeah, you should've stayed home instead of rob a bank, not the greatest use of your day. However, if you were just going to a bank to commit a victimless crime like loitering or something, and didn't cause any escalations of the situation, and like, a security guard tripped and got a concussion while asking you to leave, you're probably good? That seems like an Act of God, not something that can really be blamed on you. The other extremely unlikely fringe consideration I can think of is if you rolled up to the bank with intent to rob it only to discover the bank already under the procession of being robbed, and then an injury or death occuring (to anyone really, this situation is an absolute cluster), and you end up detained, with your weapon and evidence of clear mens rea (intent to commit crime), but you never even had a chance to use your weapon, I have *absolutely no clue* how crimes could be assigned. At a guess, if the other robber is alive, they're taking the major charges and you can probably swing a sentence of "Intent to commit Bank Theft," probably by a fancier name like Grand Larceny or Grand Theft, I'm not gonna scrub the conditions of the crimes to check, but the point is you only *wanted* to do crimes, but thanks to that stupid other jerk you didn't *get to* do crimes, so you should only be eligible for trying to and failing. If the other robber died and a cop got injured, you're done. Ain't no court in America that's gonna lean in your favor, because *someone* is taking the public fall for this, and the other guy is dead. Retribution is a hell of a drug.
Lastly just to cover all the bases, if you went to the bank with intent to do bank stuff that is legal and not criminal because it is legal, then nah, that wasn't your fault, don't feel bad about it. It was that yelling guy with the gun, he did it.
@@maxhay9098 bro types in paragraphs
@@QuinnDorman4 bro has a lot to say
@@maxhay9098 lol
The whole bit at 11:12 had my sides in orbit. The turnaround...just magic
“We decided to rob a bank” yeah man so did I and know I’m serving a 8 year sentence. Good vid as always buddy keep it up
Ayooo ? 👀
@@maddipaige3781 i think its a joke, because aint no way they letting someone watch and even comment on a TH-cam video from prison even If they made sure he didint do anything bad with the phone
@@thejuggercat idk you see them prisoners with tik toks bumpin and shit 😂
@@maddipaige3781 bruh.
Oh well, guess they know that If they dont keep the prisoners entertained they Will make pipe Guns and rebel or something.
@@thejuggercat it’s probably a joke but they could easily actually be in jail, it’s not hard to get a phone unless ur in a high security prison
Could you imagine going to cash a check and seeing a bank robber and a security guard just jumping around in the street trying to 360 no-scope each other and blasting random civilians on accident?
I wouldn't put it past Chicago
Average Thursday in Baltimore
how did i get into florida?
Ohio
I’d record it ngl
i actually really love the dev team of this game. They made another game that is legit a clone of fallout franchise. Its called the walking zombie 2, yes, its as scuffed as you think it is.
Pretty fun actually
Yup got it. It's grindy but not a "world of tanks" grindy.
That's why smii7y's character looked so familiar
@@toxmedic29 Yeah, honestly one of my favorite mobile games
@@thelastmohican951 same it’s pretty cool
I started dying at 9:51 the fucking way he looked back then looked foward again to see if you were following him was hilarious😭😭😭😭
I like how the other npcs don't give a shit when there are guns firing and explosions going off.
11:47 funniest accidental betrayal ever!
Agreed
13:06 when you see the IRS Agents running at you at 100km per hour with a horse
12:39
"Wait ITS AN INSIDE JOB!!!!"
😂😂😂😂
17:34 I LITERALLY BURST OUT LAUGHING
IT HAPPENED AGAIN 2 YEARS LATER
SMii7Y’s genre of game is “that ain’t me”
Smartest Move!! 🤣3:16
You about to have one hell of a series outta this game
Salad Fingers, what a throwback.
His reaction Lmao 18:58
16:53 Perfect reaction
Love seeing this group play together
I'm so glad I come back from school and I get to see this posted, no matter how shitty of a day watch one of smii7y's video and depression is gone :)
16:48 favorite part of video🤣🤣
I won't lie, I see the SR group play something and then a week later I see everyone else play it, mainly cuz they specialize in deception games
Hey, another SR viewer
what does SR stand for
@@andrewrollins1124 Salt Raiders
@@kounsel3065 gracias
I literally saw kaif play this and then I went “inb4 everyone else plays this game”
4:04 when he said “Businessman!” I immediately thought of “Businessman, Oi businessman! Sit dowwn businessman!” From Smosh
Been in the hospital for a emergency surgery and your videos are helping me mentally by keeping me sane, thank you for all the amazing videos that you do man
8:02 "time to commit a tomato" bro how did no one spot that?
19:30 .... Iron Man?
love the vids Smi77y, Your videos are the reason why I continue to make gaming videos with friends
9:32
smii7y: remember no civilians
11:00 ah yes, the Canadian strategy
New vid, I live for these, Smi77y please keep up the good content. Love ya man.
Love how this game seems to have a whole mask and disguise mindgame portion and within minutes they are just killing civies
9:40 smitty just goes No Russian mode
watching your video after surgery makes the pain go away love your videos.
18:10 Obama drone
0:10 “Payday 2 but scuffed” you say? So like, payday 2?
Game summary: wOnK
who ever edits this is amazing at their job.
Ahhh another normal game with friends who love and care about eachother
“Zack stop! You’re going to get arrested!”
The sequel to the famous “Zack stop” vine.
omg i was desperately searching the comments to see if somebody else caught this!
@@alyshamcalpine2238 I caught it immediately. I still miss vine lol
who ever got this reference is a goat 1:40
Y’all really gotta play more of this!!
2:09
Legit just took his beard
No more masculinity
More please I absolutely loved this video
i havent laughed this hard in a long time, your content always makes me laugh so hard
Man I'm trying to improve my listening and the fact you add subtitles to funny momments and those are so helpful for me, thanks for the videos!!
As the video goes on you can see how the game gets more and more scuffed
1.3 mil views in 3 days on a second channel - ive never been so happy for smii7y
hope this means more of this game in the future, or just more of smii7y for decades to come
9:00 got me
Tuckers POV was gold when he got rekt by the chopper 😂😂😂 that was hilarious
How crazy people laugh😂 19:01
Let's go babyyyy, perfect timing
Battlefield 2042 be like: 17:44
Their laughter is infectious, I love the as a group.
18:52 😂😂
I remember watching this while I had COVID. I passed out so many times and woke up to yelling.
you know the video is already going to be chaotic when the total time of the video is 20:20
you should play rubber bandits
Coming into this video having had played this game already, I knew it was going to be chaotic and I'm not disappointed
what is the name please
Payday 2 on copious amounts of cocaine
Damn at 2:49 the video buffer at the prefect moment for a perfectly cut scream
Ey another smii7y vid let's go
Take my like mr.milkbag
9:50 I've replayed this approximately 20-30 times and I'm still weezing XD
I’m a little confused when Smii7y was talking to Tucker flying through that air at 1:45. Who’s Zack in this? Hahaha
Its a vine. It was pretty famous back then 😂
I dunno about other people but the SMii7Y+ Intro is always so satisfying.
At 19:35 am I the only one that thinks he looks like max from stranger things
NAH FR THAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT
WEST HUNT BEFORE IT WAS WEST HUNT!
9:25 this is going Alla AkBar!
The fucking timing of 10:56 as the dudes died right in front of him paired with the horse showing up as it neighed and they dropped dead killed me too
0:18 lies, have you SEEN the shit in PD2 like, *INHALE,* giant gold spoon that lights people on fire, giant sandwiches heavier than gold, a tf2 turret, raining presents with white sniffing power, a giant cloaker playing spin the wheel of death, duel flaming shotgun revolvers, instakill forklifts, drop kicking spec ops, *AHH, I NEEEEEEEEED A MEDIC BAAAAAAG,* need i continue?
This is called true content
11:30 ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit
WHAT A THROWBACK to the ducks lmao
17:50 anyone know the music
Holy shit. My first early video. Fugk yah. Can't wait for my eyes to get blurring from the tears of laughter.
hi
Bruh
hi
Hi
Hello
no
May not be payday 2 but I ain't disappointed bc it's smii7y playing so it's still super funny
00:30 is this a new face?
No?
Been there for ages.
This is going to be a good series
0:57 to skip intro
Can't even wait for 1 minute.
@@TheWorldsLargestOvenQuiz: Pay me 10 $ or just don't
I got an emergency alert on my TV right as he walked in. 14:04
The favorite streamer joke was my favorite part
That drone bit was incredible
Eli with that Iron Man pose at the end. Nice.
"the one time i sprint??.. thats ridiculous" cant wait for smii7y to play valorant
Oh my god the heli part got my crying just the sudden death and shock of it all was amazing!
4:05 "OI, BUSSINESS MAN! SIT DOWN BUSINESS MAN!"
past few videos have been hilarious, cried laughing at the end with the drone. keep up the hilarious videos
love it when my main milk man uploads
“I hope there’s no horsing around here”
*hears horse running*
“Oh my god”
Smii7y And hes friend always made my day.
Thank you😁
smitty could make solitaire funny i swear
when it comes to it everythings scuffed with you guys
so glad he put dashducks in for that one bit
Eli went straight vecna mode my guy
Those cursed game with those graphic are actually funny
A new smi77y plus video straight from work day just get better nd better