Chris Morris - Jam - School Competition

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  • Parents do what they can to get their kids into good schools.
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  • @christschinwon
    @christschinwon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    They could also get their son a pair of blue rimmed spectacles. Make him look rather studious!

    • @kinetsievarvenfloot1237
      @kinetsievarvenfloot1237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then maybe bung him in a taxi, but only if that twit Mike Holland's not driving it.

    • @PHS.44
      @PHS.44 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah that would be him. Yes that'll do for us

    • @RadioactiveChannel06
      @RadioactiveChannel06 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Only danger of that is he might get buggered a lot and strangled

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@RadioactiveChannel06That's a risk you take 😂

    • @twitchygiraffe4636
      @twitchygiraffe4636 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He will attract a bloke picking him up all the time with those blue plastic framed glasses!!!!

  • @DeadEyeDucky79
    @DeadEyeDucky79 14 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Jam was quite often revoltingly sick and extremely outlandish, and yet it was so true to life and seriously done that it made you think that some of this stuff could actually happen. Great show.

    • @SirMilkzz
      @SirMilkzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's what makes it so hard to watch but so good at the same time!!

    • @veroniquehoflack4910
      @veroniquehoflack4910 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@SirMilkzz Some of the insane doctor moments have actually come true like the consultation over the phone, crazy doctors not being suspended or doctors prescribing crazy treatments to adolescents.

  • @vinm300
    @vinm300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "I do have some pictures actually , my husband has a lens ".

  • @tomnorton7817
    @tomnorton7817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "If they don't give him a place now, I'll be fucking livid"

  • @Kris.G
    @Kris.G 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Marlboro cigarettes in the actual Marlboro branded pack. A sight to behold...

    • @Dekoherence-ii8pw
      @Dekoherence-ii8pw 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh yeah I forgot that wasn't a thing any more.

  • @liz8029
    @liz8029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    magnificent commentary on people's need for status: they don't really care about their child's education and just want the social status, something that's sadly far too real

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Status is trivial

    • @AlphaGamer1981
      @AlphaGamer1981 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Daughter - "i'm a tomboy. perfectly straight, but love playing with the boys."
      Parents - "No dear, you are trans, we are going to take you to the doctors so he can cut your tits off, overdoes you on hormone replacement therapy and sew on a dick made from flesh cut from your thigh. We are then going to celebrate this by posting it all over social media to gain validation from complete strangers."

  • @Simon0
    @Simon0 14 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    livid.

    • @OrchidEleven
      @OrchidEleven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      trailing off to the beat there makes the clip i think

  • @tamatkins
    @tamatkins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    well we saw him incinerating a live crow looool

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    YES!

  • @PHS.44
    @PHS.44 ปีที่แล้ว

    💚

  • @charmlessman666
    @charmlessman666 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    @falamble Burning Disaster by Groove Armanda

    • @stevecox7075
      @stevecox7075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ben Bostock : They should do a mix that has 'livid' echoing through it. :-)

    • @Retrostar619
      @Retrostar619 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Much obliged.

  • @kinetsievarvenfloot1237
    @kinetsievarvenfloot1237 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Mark Heap was fit back in the day.

    • @Dekoherence-ii8pw
      @Dekoherence-ii8pw 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mr Ventham?!

    • @twitchygiraffe4636
      @twitchygiraffe4636 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I wouldn’t tell him though, otherwise he would be livid livid livid!!!!

  • @cityzens634
    @cityzens634 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This probably happens in Urmston.

    • @twitchygiraffe4636
      @twitchygiraffe4636 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It has happened many times in Stockport!!!!

    • @cityzens634
      @cityzens634 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@twitchygiraffe4636 Why Stockport?