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- (Original airdate: 06/11/13) The lessons Jonah learned: be careful of riptides and don't let Channing Tatum get you blackout drunk.
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"it looks like your'e ready to meet god" had me in tears
“Hey guys there’s a really funny punchline later in the video! Just thought I’d tell everyone so they won’t have to worry about enjoying it for themselves! 🤪”
@@No-wayjose0 Or maybe it's.. "Hey guys I really enjoyed that joke, and was wondering if you felt the same way."
@@Chris_T1an nah
@@No-wayjose0 cringe. let people enjoy things, kid.
@Duce_ 22 Nah, if he real, where is he? i ain't never seen the dude
Jonah is not exaggerating, the full time professional lifeguards (employed by local council) are literally picking up tourists out of the rips from sun up to sun down, all summer long. And a couple of them realised a while ago, it would make great TV, so Bondi Rescue was born. There is no shortage of content!
And his recount of the journo's ribbing him about the story is 100%! typically Aussie humour! much rather talk about that mishap, than the movie he's there to promote.
Tourists come to Australia thinking it's the local wildlife, like the dropbears that will kill you. Little do they know it's that sneaky devil undertow who's the real killer.
That and the petrol prices.
@@umwhatamIdoinghere and the meth addicts ;)
Wish they have this moment captured on bondi rescue !
@@umwhatamIdoinghere Petrol prices? Have you been to New Zealand mate?
@@RPSTUDIOSNZ haha.
and now he's a surfer. its really incredible to watch all his transformations every year like a butterfly
Fr?
he's also really obnoxious and pretentious now lmao
He's been surfing for less than a year and calls himself a surfer now, total kook but I love the guy anyway. mid 90s was sick
His weight fluctuations?
"Transformations", alright but you left out the most fundamental :
From precocious, young, rich, well-connected, show-biz insider to even wealthier, totally embraced, elitist member of the "Hollywood" establishment.
I love that he called them “floaties” and not “water wings” at the end. My man pays attention to what little culture we have 😂
@@bK2pa thank you - fat fingers typo
Who calls them water wings?
@@mwnda I thought that’s what Americans called them
@@dzfz2100 Ohh I was confused, didn't know if you were referring to Australians or Americans because I'm American and I've never heard anyone call them water wings. I haven't been much places though lol so maybe in certain areas/states they call them water wings. Kinda like pop/soda ig lmfao
@@mwnda I've never heard of this term water wings but I did wonder if floaties was specifically Australian or if other countries use the term.... You didn't say what you call them. Does that mean you say floaties?
Jonah has caught the Aussie sense of humor 100% - "Someone needs some floaties Huh!"
It's true that Jonah loves Aussies. My sister and her friends were walking in New York and she got a picture with him bc he stopped them and overheard their accents.
(From Melbourne) we weren't neccecarily stopped but every time we started chatting to people (when we were in the states) everyone loved to have a go, more so towards Florida and NY, but all over the US people seemed nicer to us then the actual residence lol
My sister got a picture with Toby Maguire when he was out for dinner in NYC and he looked so pissed in the picture. 🤣 Jonah seems super chill tho.
@@FaithHope21 lucky tobey is a known camera killer
Jonah has stellar story telling skills with phenomenal commentary.
To anyone ever stuck in a rip you need to swim parallel to the beach and then go around it and come in.
because the stream is perpendicular to the beach? So you swim out of it to the side?
That's what they say but I realized (when I nearly drowned off Ipanema Beach Rio) that my only hope (with what stamina I had left) was to swim straight back to shore as hard as I could. I tried the parallel thing but it seemed like wasted energy.
If they're stuck in a rip, how are they reading this?
@@dmerls8571 it wasnt a rip if u swam against it
@@dmerls8571 best thing to do is conserve your energy... hard when you think youre going to die
So glad Jonah didn't die. That would have been tragic.
I could not imagine it.
I’m no Olympic swimmer, but I’m comfortable on Sydney beaches. But when I get caught in a rip, I still get a mini heart attack from the realisation you are being pulled out into dark waters. Tip is to swim parallel to the beach immediately. Sometimes you can just float, and start swimming at the end of the rip, and body surf back to the beach. But sometimes, the rip takes you towards rocks, where you can 100% die
It can take you under the water if you’re not a strong swimmer and pull you out into the ocean and that’s how you drown from em if you can’t tread water or panic and don’t float
you can 100% die
@@gingerale456 that’s a myth they don’t pull you under, just out. Now if you panic so much that you forget how to swim then sure I guess you’ll go under
Imagine if he was on an episode of bondi rescue 😂
Immediately what I thought
Seems like he would be a cool dude to hang out with
Yeah Conan is pretty cool.
Nah. Surely not.
Insert quote from This is the End
Larger mammal gets more heat it produces.
@@michaelst9575 Why
He does an Irish accent better than Conan! :O
Americans are terrible at affecting an Irish accent. Sounds way more Scottish than Irish.
That’s a Scottish accent.
@@A6kilr coulda sworn the story was about australia
@@cBodhi he put 2 stories
I heard Scottish...
i love conan because his laugh seems so genuine especially compared to fallon
Fallon is a phony. He sucks as a talk show host.
@@Tommyr and as an actor or stand up comedian
Wow, another comment bashing Fallon. How original.
When is this trend gonna die already?
@@calisongbird Fallon is terrible. The trend will go away when he does
@@calisongbird when he isn't anymore
Conan: So, what state are you in when you get off the plane?
Me: New South Wales.
Jonah: Black out drunk.
Me: Oh.
Totally me.
I was thinking the exact same thing 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yep
You are not alone in that. I was like yeah! NSW.
Love Jonah, he's such a great story-teller!
I remember seeing him get ribbed in Australia and thinking Jonah should have just owned it at that point and turned up to interviews wearing floaties.
Hahaha.....yes!!!!! That would have been amazing. Maybe even some swim goggles, and a nose plug to tie it all together. Too bad he didn't have someone like you around to plant that seed. Such a missed opportunity.
I would love to see the Bondi Beach Rescue reality show episode of this
Same
Yesss
Those pix were awesome….props to him for showing them😆
No human can fight those rip tides in that beach. There's a reason he was saved by a jet ski and not a lifeguard on a paddle.
He is wonderful in "Maniac" . That show is so underrated.
This delightful set of stories and comments had me in tears. Bless you Jonah, Conan and Andy… 😂
I almost drowned in 2003 because of a riptide in Phuket/Thailand. I also swam and swam and didn’t get any closer to the beach. I also thought that I would die. And there were no lifeguards who could help me. I had to save myself. It was terrifying, but I made it eventually. My entire body was shaking after I got to the shore. Luckily I was in the best shape of my life, because I swam every day to train for my Divemaster test. And I didn’t panic. It was horrible 😒 One year later thousands of people died in the Christmas tsunami in Thailand. RIP.
Credit for Conan in this video he adds to a story and helps it along
Get em to the Greek is an absolute classic. Pet the furry wall!!!
"When the world gives u a jeffrey stroke the fury wall stroke the fury waall" 🎶🎵
That song at the end was one of the maybe 15 i ever bought on itunes.
@@nathanlatham5651 lmfao i don't blame ya 😆
@@elgatoconmota1320 Bangers, beans nd mash
@@nathanlatham5651 inside of youuu inside of youuuuu there's got to be a part of me inside of youu
Conan: "what state are you in when you get off the plane?"
Me: "Massachusetts?"
Riptides are not fun. But if you are ever in one, swim sideways until you catch the incoming stream. Then all you have to worry about in this case is.... sharks... poisonous fish... coral... sea snakes...
All is cool though.
Jonah has such a pure joyful spirit...what a guy.🤣✌
I feel like every time Jonah builds up the courage to go swimming, this happens.
@S Tra that’s rude and really unnecessary
@S Tra why? I’m really very interested to know why you think it’s NECESSARY to body shame someone you don’t, and will never, know
@S Tra hahahahahahahahahha
@S Tra wtf. you are basically screaming "HI IM FATPHOBIC" why do you need to be so mean wtf.
@S Tra donuts do be great tho
I guess Jonah has that cast iron heart too.
Nah, his warm fluffy heart is what stopped him from drowning.
I understood that reference.
cast iron with a core of cholesterol .
I was literally in the middle of a Bondi Rescue TH-cam binge when I saw the notification that this was posted. Weird.
It's the universe telling you to Bondi beach lol 😁
proof that they are listening
In Australia our national pastime is making fun of drowning tourists
Or getting burnt 🤦♂️😅
Or jumping on swimming pool from hotel balcony
hahaha Jonah is so awesome! I could listen to stories from him all day, he doesn't make you bored like some do. lol
omg Jonah is hilarious and a great at storytelling
i've not laughed this hard for some time. had me in tears.
You know the paparazzi were peeping through that lens like vultures 🤑 So glad Jonah can share a laugh about this.
So shitty. Can’t believe it.
It was so so funny when Jonah Hill said your trainers are gorgeous 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊
That picture is the definition of struggling to swim😆
I’ve seen Bondi Rescue all on TH-cam. So sad when the dancer broke his back🥺 That current is intense!
I absolutely love the show!!!! It was horrific
"Somebody needs to get some floaties huh?"
A man has one or two great stories to tell of his life. This is one in the books for Jonah
He’s hilarious!
Was
@@user-zp6ky3vt7t What?? Is he gone too??
Never has been.
Having been through almost drowning, I can attest to making that exact face on the beach 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I couldn’t stop thinking about it the rest of the day. But I can laugh about it now
LOL! He's a good storyteller.
The higher ups must really love Jonah not to take him right away😂
love this dude .. hes a proper dude
This whole story needs to be in a movie!!
"If you get caught in a rip, swim parallel to the shore"
solid advice
Diagonal
@@Mybabycase you can even just relax and wait for help, or start swimming when you are out of the rip. The main message is don't panic and exhaust yourself trying to swim against it. Diagonal might not actually be the best way for that reason.
This happened to me in Phuket. I was ducking the incoming waves to move a little into the deeper water for a swim. The tides were so strong that I could barely make it like 20 to 30 mtrs from the beach. And then I ducked one wave and I come out and I am more than 100 metres away. At first, I was like, "oh cool, now I can just swim back to the beach". However, after 1 minute of really strong swimming, I was in the exact same spot, exhausted. I thought to myself, "this is how I die" as well. No jet skis at that time (they did start patrolling 15 mins after that). I was taking in a lot of the sea water and the bouncy tides were making it difficult to breathe. I decided to make a last ditch effort before giving up. I decided to swim a little diagonally, aiming for the bigger tides going towards the beach. Swam for 3 to 4 minutes straight and then when I couldn't anymore, I gave up. I let my body loose and immediately, my feet hit the bed. I got up in knee deep water, barely being able to walk. That experience still scares me when I think about it.
P.S. I didn't know about rip tides back then. When I got to my room, I read up on it and realized that you are supposed to swim horizontally to get out of the rip and then back to the beach. I was lucky I decided to go diagonal. It was the next best thing.
Wow, I also almost drowned in Phuket, read my story above. If I ever go back to Phuket I will 100 % NOT go for a swim 😑
@@asavannah7439 I just did. A horrible feeling. I would also have to think twice before jumping in the ocean again. #respectTheWater
@@sigmatory I actually live in the Caribbean and swim and snorkel a lot. But I stay close to the shore unless it's really calm and I'm with other people. And we hardly ever have ripe tides on our popular beaches luckily.
Not sure about all schools... but in my school, we had lifeguards come and do talks about beach safety every year... This was Aussie 90s though.
Good thing he lived to make a joke of it, cause in real time that would be terrifying to see land get further and further away, all with the thought of sharks circling in your mind.
its not if you know what your doing in a rip current but ya
@@EuphoricDream88 Well he didn't so ya
@@EuphoricDream88 Can't outswim a shark though. A man died from a shark attack in Australia yesterday. Need to swim between the flags here to be safe.
@@ry4bfggfd shark doesnt care if ur between the flags mate
thats a damn good story there eh LMAO loved it!! Jonah is funny as hell
We love Jonah!
Conan went to Bondi Beach, hilarious!
Don’t swim against a riptide!!! Swim sideways, parallel to the beach! Everyone should know this prior to entering the water!
So you swim sideways until eventually getting a little closer to the shore again?
"Hey mate, somebody needs to get themselves some floaties!" 😉 Wonder how the rest of that interview went.
"Someone needs to get some floaties" 🤣☠
Check out the fringe on that towel they gave him... I think it is the official "I almost drowned at Bondi Beach" commemorative security towel. Simulates being safe at grandma's house.
0:58 lol that accent was pretty spot on
He was excellent in the wolf of Wall Street…
Lmao that scene when he was jerking off to Margot Robbie had me in stitches 😂😭
@@CoolDude-jp1kj who wouldn't... Can't blame him
ok
I loveeee Bondi Rescue such a good show about lifeguards! Def recommend
Love Jonah’s honesty!
The photos tell a story … of a drunk man flailing in the water and glad to be on land .. sand!!
🇳🇿🇳🇿🐑🐑🤣🤣
This is like the hardest I've ever laughed while watching Conan!
For real?! 😆
@@michaelst9575 Tears were in my eyes.
@@HenPapirman Do you have an extra chromosome?
I died from laughter but then god resurrected me to watch the rest of the interview, he was like dude your gonna want to hear the rest of this
I kinda miss this Jonah Hill...
Hipster Jonah isn't doing it for me. But I still love him.
He's a hipster now? I didn't know that lol. He's a great actor and he seems really cool in this interview and am bummed that he's a hipster now! Still love him, though!
@@AllisonChains64 He's very good at playing Jonah Hill. But his range doesn't extend beyond that. Even in WOld of Wall Street he wasn't really any different than his other characters.
@@Welcome2TheInternet Just because he's always Jonah doesn't mean he isn't great. Christopher Walken is always Christopher Walken in his roles and he's a great actor. While Jonah is nowhere near Christopher as an actor, I'm drawing that comparison to explain how just because he always brings himself to his roles, you can still believe the character he's trying to portray.
omg this was so well told! Jonah is such a funny dude
i literally LOVE this mann omggg
"You really look like you're ready to meet God" 😂😂😂
His Irish accent is so good
Yup - I also almost drowned at Bondi Beach. I'm from LA and I had no idea it was this crazy in Bondi.. I was swimming and I wasn't going anywhere and I thought this was how I was going to die lol
I nearly drowned on the gold coast when I lived there swim between the flags and dont drink and swim. Cheers to the ozzy guys who saved me
Same exact thing happened to me in 2007. Minus the newspaper article lol. It was like he was telling my story so much better than I. The Ocean is a beast.
jonah seems like such a cool and funny guy and he has like the most adorable laugh ever
There’s was an episode of Bondi rescue where someone literally died from drowning, plz just don’t even go there if u cant swim, or aren’t a well informed about the rip.
Jonah out here sounding like Sariose, sorry if I spelt her name wrong😂
Ronan?
@@gilbertodepiento8521 yes I also forgot her last time😂
S-a-o-i-r-s-e👍👍 Her monologue song on Saturday Night Live burned it into my head😀😀
I love him sooooo much
He remembers quite a bit for "blackout drunk"
I'd almost drowned while swimming in Bondi too and yet here we are.
A talk show host who actually talks with respect towards there guest best talk show hands down can't compare
Lmfao 😂 bro Jonahs such an awesome dude I swear 😂😂😂
He shouldn't feel too bad, one of our Prime Ministers went swimming and vanished
Channing totally seems like they type to watch a fella drown. 😂 kidding
Jonah has an awesome energy! Onya Mate!
Bless both these guys
He's such a cool guy
And good at heart.
Jonah Hill seems like the coolest guy ever
Great story telling, very funny interview
Yo Jonah, please do another Jump Street with Tatum.
Jonah made it, from Davids vlogs to Conan
Jonah is a legend.
He is such a lovely and funny man 😎
I lived on a neighbouring beach and would always see tourists jumping in the water wearing normal street clothes. Jeans etc. Crazy people!
Those pictures are amazing lol
Lets be honest here, thats not the only epic picts of jonah😅
Look at the watch! Jonah knows his stuff. Jesus. 2 tone Daytona! Hello’
Jonah is a good guy.
Ok Jonah and to people visiting Australia just remember we lost our prime minister to the ocean... its like if ur president went for a swim and never came back. That happened in Australia.
"What state were you in?" I was thinking nsw
He tell the story so good
I’ve never heard of him. He’s funny. 😂
He actually looks like a great white shark 4:00 lmao.