Crazy Conspiracists Think Biden is Dead, Pornhub Pulls Out of Nebraska & Lamorne You Know
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ต.ค. 2024
- Guest Host Lamorne Morris talks about Newsweek asking for Trump’s comment on his monologue last night, Kamala Harris having her first official rally in Milwaukee, crazy right wing conspiracies that Joe Biden is actually dead, Delta canceling thousands of flights because of the worldwide computer glitch, Pornhub deciding to pull their site out of Nebraska, an accident involving the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, and Lamorne shares some public service announcements he recently shot.
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Never heard of Lamorne Morris , he's smooth and hilarious. . I'm an instant fan,. Give this man his own late night show!
Check him out on new girl, he made his career there
@@javier10103Winnie the Bish!
He was hilarious in New Girl.
Lauren Boebert: _"He needs to get in front of some camera [sic] and discuss if he's aware that he dropped out. Hiding is completely unacceptable."_
I love how she has absolutely no shame in trying to tell other people what is "completely unacceptable". Much like Marjorie Taylor Greene recently telling the head of the Secret Service, _"you're a failure at your job."_
If only these people could hear themselves the way rational people hear them. 😂
And lauren and marge need to stay away from cameras.
Well said!
@@oliviasimonich2386 They should be in jail for treason.
Neither Boebert or MTG are too bright
MTG and Lauren Gropert are both less self-aware than ChatGPT.
If Lauren Bobert checks Joe Biden’s pulse, tell her the fingers go to the side of the neck or the underside of the wrist, not like the technique she showed in the Denver theater.
😂😂😂
His face in the colored star saying Lamorne you know is the funniest thing I saw today 😅
3:45 "United lost my bag and my father-in-law" should have been followed up with "I miss my bag"
😆👍
That’s really good 😂
This Lamont guy is killing it.
We love your show jimmy kimmel and we love your guest home lamorne morris
So enjoying this young man. Still laughing over the corn jokes
"Cornilingus!"
😂
Cool. Did you like how bullied guy in crowd?
@@aggressiveattitudeera887suddenly everyone are SNL fans😅
@@nopenope5042he’s been on the show before. He’s a paid actor.
@@ogbobbyjohnson7776 ahh one of those proud to be bullied type-casts. Ty for info.
This race has officially turned into Cops and Robbers
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😂GREAT COMMENT!
trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This race has officially turned into the USA in a nutshell.
You guys never got out of the wild west.
Mr. Morris is a wonderful host.
New Host
Like a lame substitute filling in for your favorite teacher.
No. I didn't think this show could be worse.
I could have done without the sneak-attack clip of Roseanne right before bed.
😆🤪👍🏼😂🫣🥴👍🏼
LAMORNE YOU KNOW 🎶
Love it!
The officer who sang the Oscar Mayer song was the funniest! Bring back Wanda Sykes & Chelsea Handler to guest host like last yr!
This former Nebraskan appreciates the corn 🌽 jokes! 🤣
Also the joke was told by Terrence Crawford's twin.
You may not live there now, but you are still Nebraskan at heart!
😂
Can’t wait for Jimmy to return🧡 love you Jimmy and I know you’re hugging your children and just being a Dad.
Oprah's thinking: "It took Tyler Perry an entire weekend to make that little bit of change?"
When Jimmy decides to pass the torch my vote is for Lamorne this guy is hilarious never realized how funny he was
He was on new girl. My favorite character
@@fallonjasovsky1704Winnie the Bish ❤️
@@CatLadyElegy love it.
I was looking for this comment 😂@@CatLadyElegy
"Two Girls, one Cob" I'm searching this rn 😂
Yeah, I'm kind of ashamed by proxy at what a high percentage of the audience got that reference.
Thumbs up for Jake Byrd's rendition of Oscar Meyer!!!! I love that man.
The Oscar Mayer jingle 🤣😂🤣
my mother would be so proud. 🤣🤣
I love Jimmy's guest hosts, I always do. But can we get Ke Huy Quan as a guest host puhleeeez???
Great show Lamont.
The corn jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's only Tuesday and already it feels like Trump is that car in Nascar that's shredding apart and parts, bits of tire, and fire are going everywhere
Honestly, you described the situation perfectly
And we rejoice, Lordy Lordy!
I hope he won't cause collateral damage.
Lmaooo
Good visual!
We can only hope.
Lamorne Morris was in "Game Night, 2018 . . . too funny! 🤣
Miss you, Jimmy!
2:37 republicans who have never been exposed to “peek-a-boo”, and have reached adulthood without establishing object permanence… 😂😂😂😂😂
If 'money is speech', then the country screaming for Kamala.
Love this guy! I'd never heard of him before, but now he's my very favorite guest host so far!
He was great on the show New Girl. Funny dude!
@@Torrey33327 Thanks for telling me that. I realize now that I did see him on that show and thought he was great on it, but just forgot his name.
Crazy conspiracy theories are mentioned. Very next thing we see is a Newsmax clip. What're the odds?
Nothing like fake conspiracies. Russia collusion anyone?lol.
I wonder if they do it just for free advertising on shows like this.
When Biden shows up somewhere I suppose they’re going to say he’s AI. 😄
No they're gonna say it's either hunter Biden or Bernie Sanders in a mask
Today he entered air force one and people said it was not Biden, but a clone or an actor. 😂
Hologram!!!! 😮😮😮 😂
@@MissRed92837 What about a clone of an actor?
@@MissRed92837Anyone seen Ashli Babbitt? Been missing since Jan 6th??
What a joke Lauren Boebert is. Captain Obvious, I know.
The joke is on the Americans that elected her 😬
This Lamorne Morris is very funny and very original.
So why did I only discover him a few days ago, when he began Guest-Hosting Kimmel?
Maybe because I am 70 years old, and not into all the new Streaming Platforms?
I am old enough to remember when young Comics (Eddie Murphy, Jerry Seinfeld, etc.) would be invited to tell jokes on Johnny Carson, and other shows!
What happened to that?
Carson never seemed to mind having these people on his show.
So why doesn't that happen today?
Give this man a show!
Yes, he’s hilarious! 👍🏼
Whyd they pick on yhe guy with the glasses like that??😂
Poor dude right? Lol I thought it was scripted but doesn’t look to be at all.
I hope he was a plant. otherwise it was painful to watch him get picked on
He's a staff writer for the show. His name is Gary Greenberg. He's been on stage with Jimmy numerous times.
@@thomasfirby7134 Thank goodness! I came on here just to look that up. He did a great job looking new and confused.
I was not expecting, "I'm not gone lie to you, I'm a lil high right now." 😂
That hit home both figuratively and literally. 😋
Come on, Winston!!!
That poor guy.
Only out-of-towners can get into those late night shows!
Wasn’t CornHub made as a joke on John Oliver? By the way, the guy in the audience sure looks like John Oliver. 😅
He's one of the writers.
Bro had to tell his boss he was gonna be late for work because he got smashed by a wiener.🤣
Thanks. I cracked up 💯
"Corni-lingus!"
😂
Hey Lamorne!! You are doing such a great job!!! I would watch your talk show if you landed one. Hint hint.
You definitely deserve more recognition for this!
I ❤ Lamont 😂
Why they gotta zero in on that guy like that?
Hahahhaha
I thought that too
He is supposedly a paid actor who knew about the bit before it aired????
3:06 Devil horns
One of the better guest hosts….
No ones gonna talk about him absolutely roasting that guy in the audience for no reason? 😂
The Final is the best 😂😂😂😂 Lamorne You Know 10:32
Thx for sharing😊
Great job Lamorne🎉
Are they really that crazy?
Oh honey, they surprise me every day!!
Yes, yes they are....
Lol i know you are not surprised
You forgot "CORN IN THE CAN"
Good lord, Trump is way too old! 😂 🇺🇸 💙
😂😂😂😂😂
And biden isisn't? Trumps not senile.
@@Rome_Falling Yes Trump is senile and certifiably insane.
@@Rome_FallingCovfefe he isn't!!!
@@Rome_Falling
😂looks like you can't spell lol
👀 Where’s Melania, & not her body double we saw trump with the other day? Where is Melania? 👀💯👀
Selling stuff on e bay She knows the old guy is broke
Check hole #7 at Mar A Lago
Fox would have more credibility if they asked "where is Shelly?"
I think it was her! She wouldn’t kiss him or hold his hand. Classic Melanie.
Maybe she's trying to get her old job back-- the place where she met Comrade Bonespurs -- the Kit Kat Club! Vote blue or else we're through!
You're really going to take the word of anyone from FOX news, Rosanne Barr, or Tucker Carlson?
i hope the audience member knew ahead and was on it. very rude otherwise.
When they did this on Conan, it was always a plant, usually an intern.
He's a writer for the show. His name is Gary Greenberg.
Always hilarious
Props for " Lamorne You Know"
Love the suit today and yesterday ❤
Me squinting at my tv to see better to assess the suit. I agree though! 🤌
No shade on Lamorne (super impressed with him) or the other guest hosts, but how can Jimmy leave us now? How can he miss THIS?
LAMORNE MORRIS!!! You are a GREAT HOST!!!! I hope you host AGAIN SOON!!!!👍👍👍👍👍
Lamorne is a great host!!! Bring him back!!!
I want proof of life for Melinaia
She must be AI, she's not very animated.
She was at the RNC, never changed expression, and walked out on stage after Drumph's speech, only to turn her head when he bent in to kiss her. 😅
Melania?
Not even you can dignify the woman by mentioning her by her true name.
lets go dems we got this
There's not enough Illuminati jokes in the world.
I love Lamorne!
I like that Kimmel keeps new content with guest host while on vacation....
We need this cause when Kimmel, Colbert and Meyers go on vacation at the same time, its a very dark time.
Lamorne You Know heeds to be a regular thing.
A ha! Another classic Cece and Winston mess around!
Lamorne was one of the best parts of New Girl, give him some more episodes!
Hi from New Zealand 🇳🇿
Hello sos i need to come live there and get away from this crazy country 🤪
Yo man, look right under your feet: I'm saying hello from the other side of the globe, Italy.
Ok, The "Lamorne You Know" needs to be clipped for a short.
I am demanding proof of brains. BRAINS, BRAINS, more BRAINS, LOL.
Poor Jimmy, he missed all the fun.
Turn the background lights up!
Lamont Morris is a wonderfull host! 😉He always was my favorite on New Girl. Loved the pranks!
Too funny. He is doing a great job
This dude is Verrry Funny man!! Had me rollin
Let's go! This guy's great
Winnie the Bish!
Awesomeness
LaMorne Morris is hilarious! I would gladly watch him host his own show.
I have honestly never heard of this guy before in my life, but he seems pretty cool
Is Jimmy Kimmel still alive though? 🤔
Enjoying his vacation!
I believe he’s in Italy with his buddy Stern!
Spot on honest and hysterical asalwaysthanksforyourinsightandwisdom!
yo Lamorne! rules R da rules!
puff puff puff pass bro!!!
Great presenter.
I miss Jimmy...
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😢
❤
Lamorne is hilarious
He’s running around with Howard Stern.
He will be back. Everybody needs to take time for their family... And sanity!
I love you Lamont… uh, I mean Lamorne💙 YOU ARE FUNNY & energizing!! Brilliant👏
I just blinked.
Lamorne crushing it!
Back in the 70s "Bootleg" tickets from "Delta" were available in and around Atlanta. I got one. Some dude named "Cecil". I'm not going to say where we went. To say that the flight was "turbulent" would be an understatement. It was SO BAD that the couple in the seat behind me gave me their 'complimentary" food and drinks. Then 5 minutes later they were behind me making passionate love. They said things to each other that haunts me to this day because we thought that we were going DOWN. Every time I watch that movie "Flight" it brings back memories of that flight. I flew from Orlando to? in 82. Two weeks before that flight I was introduced to bodybuilding and it saved my life. I have NOT flown since. Never will.
Lamorne really is pretty good at this whole late night hosting thing...
02:33 - Who in the hell would send an email asking for "proof of life?" Great, let's see that email.
Lamorne killing it
I genuinely adored your BMO ads!
Hope u have fun doing Kimmel
Butt stuff
He has a name! Now I can stop referring to him as "BMO Guy."
4:41 That's bald John Oliver!!!
It's about time Lamorne Morris got the big leagues 🎉