I don't get the deoderant one. isn't the joke supposed to be that cs majors have poor hygiene? so in a video about what CS majors DONT do, it should be "i know what deodorant is".... right???
couldn't help but literally laughing out loud when he said "Imposter syndrome? Never heard of it." This hurt me lol. Also the social skills part hit me hard
C++ was my first coding language. It’s the only thing my college teaches for the first two years. I’ve bailed on comp sci as a job because it destroyed my confidence so thoroughly
C is unironically my favorite language. Yeah it sucks if you're trying to do Java stuff with it, but the fact that it's so simple to manipulate memory lets you do some crazy stuff with Raspberry Pi.
@Tyler for a job, Python is good. But as a hobbyist, I don’t really care if it just makes my job easier, because my job is to learn and do stupidity. I’m still very new to the language, about three months, but I’m learning quite fast. Once i figure out how to install a library in vs (it’s fun developing a game without any libraries) I can start doing the wacky stuff. Thinking of coding an arduino robot to follow me around, it’d be cute and I could give it to my gf.
if ur still learning, I would recommend learning c++, then java, then python as C++ u can do a lot and C++ and java are the languages that most colleges use at least at this time @@justin4347
Fortran and Cobalt, really? It's 2022. For the CS course I would choose C, x86 ASM, Python for fundamentals, later C++ & Haskell. Maybe also Rust, Go or JavaScript.
Python is apparently like most popular language lol I remember learning java back in uni it's useful especially if you're building android apps is it a good beginner friendly language? Sure...why not?
I borderline passed the subject. I went there with full confidence ( because it was an electrical engineering class and i did code before), I came out depressed and second guessing myself. Lol
Yesss, assembly was actually super rewarding to get something working in! We had one project to minimize the clock cycles a certain assembly program had to run in and it was actually super fun to think through
Yo I can't even finish this video in one go, it hurts too much. "I'm sure my classes are preparing me well enough" ruined my whole day. 10/10 keep up the good work.
I dunno. As a subpar programmer, I definitely gravitated toward assembly when I used it and away from Python which I actually learned after C and Java. Assembly was so specific. The rules were clear. You just had to figure out how to configure the small number of pieces to build what you wanted. Python feels so ambiguous and there’s always this nagging concern that you’re doing something the wrong way or that there’s a function out there that you just haven’t been exposed to an it makes everything you made look ridiculous. I’ve used Python more than any other language and I feel like i know basically nothing about it. It doesn’t help that staying up to date on new and updated libraries and modules is incredibly boring, especially if you ever have to get into implementation details. Granted assembly is obviously too low level to do anything really interesting by actually writing in it, but I always felt really comfortable in assembly. It was just a chill puzzle game.
"Turns out I misspelled a variable names, only took a few minutes to figure out..." Oh boy... I spent over 3 paid working days to find out I used a lower case 'p' instead of a capital 'P' for a function call. This hurts me...
wait, that's crazy because they DO teach c++ at my college mainly, it's the first language you're introduced to and it's used in pretty much every cs class. Also, 3:10 lmaoooo
@@sarahartley4218 It was my college intro class as well. I did have AP Computer Science in high school which allowed me to skip a class that taught either python or Java, both of which I've used before a fair bit.
“I’m so glad we had to take discrete math” I’m two weeks into discrete math and it’s just making my skin crawl. Discrete math fans out there, y’all a different breed
"every class should be run in assembly" as someone who just got done with an assembly course, I still have no idea how to program in assembly let alone read it.
I would actually love to have a modern C++ class because we learned only the old fashioned C++... But also I feel like C++ is so big nowadays it has become confusing with many gotchas.
Was about to be confused about "I don't think we take enough math courses" before remembering that coding and hanging around the compsci department doesn't change the fact I'm a math major Will also say that I unironically like managing my own memory
You think you are over the impostor syndrome and then a rockstar joins your team. You are amazed and feel fortunate that you get to learn from this super experienced dude but all you feel is how terrible you are or how much you don't know. You learn a lot from this new person and feel like you have overcome impostor syndrome and repeat.
Check out Redis! Get $200 credit and a chance to win a Tesla 🚗 🔥,! redis.info/nicholas200 (Coupon: NICHOLAS200)
can you tell me how to get a job at google. i got rejected 20 times
@@masternobody1896 me too- i am def not the person to ask 😂
@@nicholast Is redis better than postgres?
Hello Nicolas T. are you an Asian ? Do you plan on becoming a Tech Lead, knowing the pervasive truth behind that question.
I totally forgot that stack overflow is also a runtime error and not just a website that's single-handedly carrying the entire tech industry
Same, took me several seconds to get it
I don’t even think of it until I read your comments…
😂😂😂😂
Bruuuuuh i just realized after reading this...
these days it's the GPT
"This algorithms class is so easy..." There was always some gigadork in class that said that.
Must be the guy from my last video
Yeah, that class sucked
they're always the hardest but also probably some of the most interesting stuff (if you have time)
The most Hated class in the 🌎
🤣🤣
"That documentation was super helpful and had the exact thing I was looking for"
this is a good one
"I understood what the documentation means."
Honestly the c# documentation is kinda like that, not too bad at all
“StackOverflow, like the runtime error?”
killed me
hahahahaha
"I'm really glad I took that OS class. It's really helping me center this div."
YUP
Jokes aside I really loved my operating systems and computer architecture classes.
@@mortred4144 same
This line killed me, I'm dead now.
"There's a memory leak... where?" is my favorite. And also "my code covers all edge cases... and corner cases, too" LMAO
flex tape can fix any leak
"I think I have too many screens" really relatable
“I’d love to fix a printer” and “Yeah I can hack your friend’s phone for you” big time underrated people really think we’re more like computer wizards
yes we can probably do those two things if we spend a bunch of time on it, but I'm already pulling multiple all-nighters.
@@ungrave5231 like yeah we can, but it undervalues our skills,
like bringing in an engineer and asking him to stack bricks
"I understand this code I wrote a week ago" hit a lil too hard
Holy shit. This guy was sponsored by redis ☠️. That’s huge. Get that bag bro
"My favourite programming language is HTML"
I laughed like hell 😂😂😂
hahahahaahahahahaha
👀this is why, is work on first try!
Imagine going into a technical interview, the interviewer asks your preferred coding language, and you say HTML.
Specifically, HTML4.
@@odd1ty612 if so...
and CSS, specifically CSS2
Its my favorite as well :|
Absolutely lost it at the deodorant part.. 10/10. Also, “I should check the official documentation” LOL.
I don't get the deoderant one. isn't the joke supposed to be that cs majors have poor hygiene? so in a video about what CS majors DONT do, it should be "i know what deodorant is".... right???
@@weaponkid1121 the way i interpreted is instead of showering they just use deos which is pretty bad hygiene
@@balazsh2 but that cant be it because then they'd still know what deodorant is
"We're using raspberry pi for the lab, good thing I didn't eat the lunch yet"
LMAO
couldn't help but literally laughing out loud when he said "Imposter syndrome? Never heard of it." This hurt me lol. Also the social skills part hit me hard
Sums up my experience as a college CS student perfectly.
"Just a little refractor... and it still works!" had me dying
C++ was my first coding language. It’s the only thing my college teaches for the first two years. I’ve bailed on comp sci as a job because it destroyed my confidence so thoroughly
C is unironically my favorite language. Yeah it sucks if you're trying to do Java stuff with it, but the fact that it's so simple to manipulate memory lets you do some crazy stuff with Raspberry Pi.
@Tyler c++ is my favorite langauge. I’ve done python, and dabbled in Java, and by far memory management is better. Maybe not for prototyping though.
@Tyler for a job, Python is good. But as a hobbyist, I don’t really care if it just makes my job easier, because my job is to learn and do stupidity. I’m still very new to the language, about three months, but I’m learning quite fast. Once i figure out how to install a library in vs (it’s fun developing a game without any libraries) I can start doing the wacky stuff. Thinking of coding an arduino robot to follow me around, it’d be cute and I could give it to my gf.
Buffer Overlows go brrrr
@@Uvuv6969 i’ve done some java, python, and c++ but i’m not so sure which one i should commit to doing
if ur still learning, I would recommend learning c++, then java, then python as C++ u can do a lot and C++ and java are the languages that most colleges use at least at this time @@justin4347
“Luckily I started this assignment right when it came out” damn that one HURT
that the quicksort algorithm is indeed... quick xD
By INDUCTION
I'm a newbie to programming and all. And this channel only makes it more interesting and motivating for me in someway. Love this guy
i am sharing this with my CS teacher , this is going to be fun lol
Pls update us on how they reacted
@@nicholast And he was never heard again......
and most importantly: "hey want to go on a date?"
“Sorry I can’t leetcode today I have a date tonight”
@@nicholast yessirrr
languages that every beginner should learn: C++, Fortran, cobalt, and assembly
yeah assembly is good for beginner to understand actually
@@nilen ..until it segfaults because you're not telling the kernel to clean up the stack before your return call
Fortran and Cobalt, really? It's 2022. For the CS course I would choose C, x86 ASM, Python for fundamentals, later C++ & Haskell. Maybe also Rust, Go or JavaScript.
Python is apparently like most popular language lol I remember learning java back in uni it's useful especially if you're building android apps is it a good beginner friendly language? Sure...why not?
"the other day at work, I had to prove by induction, that the quick sort algorithm was indeed... Quick" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Proof by induction got me laughing my ass off!!
When you said "every class should be done in assembly" I died inside, I actually liked assembly and felt that the Jump command was intuitive..
I borderline passed the subject. I went there with full confidence ( because it was an electrical engineering class and i did code before), I came out depressed and second guessing myself. Lol
Yesss, assembly was actually super rewarding to get something working in! We had one project to minimize the clock cycles a certain assembly program had to run in and it was actually super fun to think through
Yo I can't even finish this video in one go, it hurts too much. "I'm sure my classes are preparing me well enough" ruined my whole day. 10/10 keep up the good work.
"luckily I started this assignment right when it came out" fucking gold lol
“ I shouldn’t add c++ on my resume, I only used it for one class” 😂😂
Whenever i look at my cv and look at c++. It always cracks me up😂
“I’m telling you, every class should be done in Assembly” Your wrong for that one Nick. Alright back to my assembly lab now…
they gave us a lab project to make a candy crush game in assembly:_-)
@@iAhmed-xi8ci they’re wrong for that. I’d tell them to F off honestly
I dunno. As a subpar programmer, I definitely gravitated toward assembly when I used it and away from Python which I actually learned after C and Java. Assembly was so specific. The rules were clear. You just had to figure out how to configure the small number of pieces to build what you wanted. Python feels so ambiguous and there’s always this nagging concern that you’re doing something the wrong way or that there’s a function out there that you just haven’t been exposed to an it makes everything you made look ridiculous. I’ve used Python more than any other language and I feel like i know basically nothing about it. It doesn’t help that staying up to date on new and updated libraries and modules is incredibly boring, especially if you ever have to get into implementation details. Granted assembly is obviously too low level to do anything really interesting by actually writing in it, but I always felt really comfortable in assembly. It was just a chill puzzle game.
@@g33xzi11a it is precisely why assembly is actually taught ... To develop student's understanding of precise memory management on most basic level
@@austinwilwayco yup it was a tough grind but helped us a lot in understanding better
BANGER
"Turns out I misspelled a variable names, only took a few minutes to figure out..."
Oh boy... I spent over 3 paid working days to find out I used a lower case 'p' instead of a capital 'P' for a function call. This hurts me...
"What? There's no light theme?" my favorite part
I loved the "I had to prove by induction that the quicksort algorithm is indeed quick." I'm currently in DMII rn and am feeling this pain no doubt.
When you said “I only misspelled the variable it only took my a couple of minutes not 3 hours” 🤣🤣🤣
Your videos are getting me through my degree.. keep up the hilarious content!
"All classes should be taught in Assembly", this is too good!
I absolutely love the way you do ads; it is amazing and entertaining, amazertaining.
My first discrete math class was at 8 AM and I went to every single one! Just like you in the video loving discrete math!
"I'd love to fix your printer" Got me so hard 🤣
i lost it at : "I never have problems coming up with variable names"
so true :D very funny video
That Redis sponsor spot transition was smooth as heck! Oh, the rest of the video was pretty good too. 😂
OMG that quicksort bit had me in tears! Great video!
Haha love how the in video ad had the txt as Fast PLUS Cost MINUS Effective
The discrete math to prove by induction killed me
The professor for my intro to programming class freshman year gave us a 15 page style guide handout the first day…… the class was in c++
Ow
That's a rough language to start in.
Especially if they weren't using 11 haha.
my intro to programming class was in C, i’ve no idea how i managed to pass that shit 😂
The memory leak one got me 😂
Love your content ❤️ gives me a reason to keep going 👏👏
The assembly part, holy shit never thought I'd laugh that hard
0:04 AHHHHHHHH THATS MY DADDDDDD. (he hasnt touched code since the 90s lool)
Always good to hear that I wasn't alone, and that everybody was thinking the same thing
Wow, just yesterday I checked on your channel to see if you had uploaded anything recently, and now you uploaded today!
are you reading my mind??
Thank you for making this video, I honestly feel reassured after watching
i love how im literally learning c++ as a first language in my university lmao
"I should go take my daily shower"
RIPPP Nicholas did you really have to do that 😂
Omg , redis even sponsors people , thats awesome , and you know what's even more awesome , this video :D
You’re awesome
Lost my shit at the quicksort one. Great video man
"My linkedin feed is great for my mental health" oh boy that one hit a little too hard
wait, that's crazy because they DO teach c++ at my college mainly, it's the first language you're introduced to and it's used in pretty much every cs class. Also, 3:10 lmaoooo
Same here. Every class is c++
Mine taught us java first but they just started to teach python instead
That variable name really hits home
oh no, they dont have light theme for this, ahh now I have to use dark one...
2:30 oof, I feel attacked.
C++ is so beginner friendly 🤣🤣🤣😭😭 they should really give this in introduction class
C++ was in my introduction class!
@@sarahartley4218 It was my college intro class as well. I did have AP Computer Science in high school which allowed me to skip a class that taught either python or Java, both of which I've used before a fair bit.
I did electronics engineering and c++ was our intro course to programming
The quick sort one had me DYING 🤣
Too relatable xD
its "i dont think we take enough math courses" for me. Math was the death of me
Impostor syndrome is the first thing you experience as a CS major
The accuracy is frightening
“I’m so glad we had to take discrete math”
I’m two weeks into discrete math and it’s just making my skin crawl. Discrete math fans out there, y’all a different breed
the best math course i have ever taken ngl. gonna take linear algebra on monday hope for the best.
@@DW-qw1hp discrete is nothing compared to LA ... ahhhh that PDP^-1 shit
@@iAhmed-xi8ci dang bro my first class it tomorrow don’t do it like that
@@DW-qw1hp my sincere feelings are with you
@@iAhmed-xi8ci i’ll get back to you on May 24th, wait for my response :’)
Holy shit some of these hit soooo hard lmao. This was an awesome video!!
Just shared this on slack with my CS 428 ("real-world software engineering") class.
I just wasted a half a day and the whole night trying to center a div so thank you for that joke
Compilation warnings are like 98% of the time bugs
this video basically details everything that is responsible, and says "no"
"every class should be run in assembly" as someone who just got done with an assembly course, I still have no idea how to program in assembly let alone read it.
Ah, I see you finally posted. Missed you bro
Great content. A new subscriber from Morocco.
"They should really make this operating systems course a bit harder". Indeed the hardests tests ever
Wait so “Redis is a great database” is something CS majors DONT say?
i totally followed through that tutorial, understood the code and it worked on the first try
This video was so good that I actually watched te entire add at the end
love the content man
keep it up !
"My LinkedIn feed is great for my mental health"🤣🤣🤣
Lol, I teach C++ in my intro classes. Modern C++ is actually really easy to learn.
You’re the teacher everyone hates.
Everyone loves you Bill, don't let them tell you otherwise.
I would actually love to have a modern C++ class because we learned only the old fashioned C++... But also I feel like C++ is so big nowadays it has become confusing with many gotchas.
1:25 BRO THEY TAUGHT ME C++ IN THE BEGINNER CLASS!
Was about to be confused about "I don't think we take enough math courses" before remembering that coding and hanging around the compsci department doesn't change the fact I'm a math major
Will also say that I unironically like managing my own memory
Perfect summary video of don't
This hit me where it hurt
As soon as you said Discrete Math I had war flashbacks
I’m an environmental science major why are these so amusing
'I am sure these classes are preparing us well'
Guilty for believing that and struggling...
Great Video though! :)
This is so true hurts on a spiritual level
"pen and paper"... fucking midterms and finals being like that is such a pain in the ass
"Just a little refactor.. And it still works!"
xD no SE ever said that
Having completed my last 3 courseworks 15 minutes before they were due pulling all nighters to do them I relate to this video way too much...
My community college does teach c++ in the intro class. I was not aware how weird that was until I dropped out lol
You think you are over the impostor syndrome and then a rockstar joins your team. You are amazed and feel fortunate that you get to learn from this super experienced dude but all you feel is how terrible you are or how much you don't know. You learn a lot from this new person and feel like you have overcome impostor syndrome and repeat.
i don’t understand any of this but it’s hilarious and i feel your pain 😭😂
This is the most accurate thing ive ever seen