Jim Jefferies - Freedumb - Full Length Official Clip -- From Freedumb Netflix Special

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  • @CaptainReilly99
    @CaptainReilly99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2541

    I'm from Canada, and that is the single greatest impression of a Canadian I have ever heard.

    • @mattjohnston2
      @mattjohnston2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I came down here to say exactly the same thing, lol

    • @dreambeliever5150
      @dreambeliever5150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I am a 29 year old lived in canada my whole life.. I have literally never heard a Canadian talk like that.
      But I say eh all the fucking time lol.

    • @PaulChabot
      @PaulChabot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Missing at least 20 sorry's :P

    • @TheCooterpuppet
      @TheCooterpuppet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dockstaff kinda sounded like Norm MacDonald

    • @justkat2608
      @justkat2608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      dream believer gotta go to the bush and in small towns mostly up north

  • @steveclapper5424
    @steveclapper5424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2782

    Americans are free to do as they are told.

    • @dreambeliever5150
      @dreambeliever5150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      As I always say.. You are 100% free to follow government orders.. Just dont start looking for real freedom.. It doesn't exist.

    • @ladyrest8455
      @ladyrest8455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You didn't stop that shit Wednesday thou you shit hole

    • @LauraSquirrel
      @LauraSquirrel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly.

    • @o0o-jd-o0o95
      @o0o-jd-o0o95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Also I don't know if all Languages are like this , But at least with the English language You can say something That is so general that it could mean many different things .So that way in the end if somebody asked What you meant by that you can cater to whatever answer they want ..That's the slimeball American way .Make no mistake we're the biggest idiots over here you can imagine...I work at a certain store In there are people that won't buy a bag of dirt because there's dirt on the bag ...That's how f****** dumb we are

    • @falconpunch6360
      @falconpunch6360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They can't even play online poker. lol

  • @friendlyauntjemmima9848
    @friendlyauntjemmima9848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Can we just appreciate how good his high notes were

    • @derekjhpeterson3882
      @derekjhpeterson3882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He was given a scholarship for college as an opera singer. He ended up with nodules on his vocal chords, had a surgery to remove them and then became a standup comedian. True story.

    • @lizziebkennedy7505
      @lizziebkennedy7505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Trained classical singer.

  • @MeTaLCivil
    @MeTaLCivil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    I mean, this isn't really a comedy special, he is just speaking the truth

    • @dillyDillzmuaythai4life
      @dillyDillzmuaythai4life 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yip and the truth is so ridiculous they are all blind and laughing cos they think it's a joke

    • @paultaylor6712
      @paultaylor6712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      George Carlin on the owners is great too

    • @bajkotamas1610
      @bajkotamas1610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, he is much like Bill Burr XD

    • @sm0kyJoe
      @sm0kyJoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Aren't all good comics basically just speaking the truth? :D

    • @xTRUExiNsANiTYx
      @xTRUExiNsANiTYx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      muay thai legend most of them are probably laughing because they know it’s true

  • @buckfuddy489
    @buckfuddy489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    I LOVE how Jim Jeffries busts out the "American male accent" with such ease!!

    • @matimus100
      @matimus100 ปีที่แล้ว

      Strange comment slightly homosexual feelings for him is ok tho

    • @sallyward3652
      @sallyward3652 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A craftsman indeed, he does 'posh' English and liberal Canadian equally accurately too but he tours globally a lot and becomes a barfly wherever he goes. He could claim buying around as a business expense for research purposes!

  • @aussieboi784
    @aussieboi784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    "well I don't expect an Australian to understand freedom" if I had a dollar for every time an American has said this, I would have enough money to pay off the medical debt of 7 US families!

    • @dantwolalaplayz3222
      @dantwolalaplayz3222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Do you have the fuckin wa mint mate

    • @TheGrifcannon22
      @TheGrifcannon22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Nobody has that much money.

    • @OMGtheykilledKenny42
      @OMGtheykilledKenny42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheGrifcannon22 point taken!

    • @Vihara2
      @Vihara2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dantwolalaplayz3222 no the chinese have that lol

    • @renatoruiz8534
      @renatoruiz8534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This comment obviously was before AUS started building concentration camps. And citizens arrested over FB posts. Once a penal colony, always a penal colony.

  • @dellyt8927
    @dellyt8927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    As a Canadian I can vouch for the authenticity of his impression. Spot on, 10/10, absolutely dripping with maple syrup 🍁 🇨🇦 now I gotta go ride my polar bear to work

    • @macm2373
      @macm2373 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @patsquach4080
      @patsquach4080 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was sooo. Good. But he didn’t mention that he was. SORRY. LOL.

    • @matimus100
      @matimus100 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lower your ego flag will you for children's sake

    • @ktwashere5637
      @ktwashere5637 ปีที่แล้ว

      is it? He sounds Welsh to me.

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You must be from the Prairies

  • @vicdeville5265
    @vicdeville5265 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3505

    Jim understands American culture better than Americans.

    • @vicdeville5265
      @vicdeville5265 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      unfortunately I'm from America but I consider myself a human being who is tired of imaginary lines defining who we are I'm actually from where Jim's at in this clip, Nashville TN.Im surprised he was so accepted there.Its full of close minded conservative assholes.

    • @Graemedico
      @Graemedico 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      that's what makes him so funny. ..

    • @JOHNMARCEY
      @JOHNMARCEY 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Vic Deville Jim is a fucking sweaty doughy fuck ..his days are numbered

    • @joyl7842
      @joyl7842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *better than Americans do.

    • @pags44
      @pags44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      john marcey you’re country is shit hahhahah

  • @ArkaeaFCL3
    @ArkaeaFCL3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    "The land of the free? Whoever told you that is your enemy."
    -Rage against the machine

    • @aecides3203
      @aecides3203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Aren't they the anti-establishment band that got really big and made a shitload of money off an X-factor boycott despite the fact that they were part of a record company which was at least partially owned by Simon Cowell? I always thought they should embrace the blunt honesty of their genre and call themselves "Part of the Machine".

    • @ArkaeaFCL3
      @ArkaeaFCL3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@aecides3203 rage against the machine is a band that has only ever advocated peaceful opposition to unjust laws, wars and policies that are made by the government. Those are Zach de la Rocha's words, the vocalist If you didn't know. They aren't anti establishment, they are anti corruption. They used the advantage of the record company to spread their message. You have to pay to play the game, its called life. Yeah it sucks, but if they were unwilling to sign to a label, they wouldn't have any way to perform and spread their message.

    • @kardiaclark8111
      @kardiaclark8111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :') LOVE

    • @aecides3203
      @aecides3203 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @bandr They donated their share, not the record companies. I don't hate them or anything, I just don't think you can rage against the machine particularly hard while actively greasing it's cogs.

    • @swinephrog6428
      @swinephrog6428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aecides3203 I think you’ll find they were already massive before the X factor thing.

  • @Sold.Out.For.Freeee
    @Sold.Out.For.Freeee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This guy’s material gives me chills. Absolute genius

    • @deletesoon70
      @deletesoon70 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like he's got a good handle of bodily autonomy, something doubly relevant to free societies in the last few years.

    • @rbenoit1978
      @rbenoit1978 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@deletesoon70 I wonder what his stance on vaccine mandates are...?

  • @armyofninjas9055
    @armyofninjas9055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +942

    As a Dutch American, I can vouch for Holland's superiority is terms of freeness.

    • @mathiaskjeldgaardpetersen5926
      @mathiaskjeldgaardpetersen5926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Don´t you mean the Netherlands?

    • @mikewahnsinn567
      @mikewahnsinn567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@mathiaskjeldgaardpetersen5926 probably second generation dutch american. so he's been through the american education system ...

    • @viikmaqic
      @viikmaqic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah, its Netherlands. Holland is just a state/province

    • @KidNoah2012
      @KidNoah2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Free to be the rudest people on the planet. Go live among the Dutch and tell me I'm wrong. If someone ever held a door open for another human being the entire nation would have a collective aneurysm.

    • @treydonbrouillette7000
      @treydonbrouillette7000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure they don't have freedom of speech or right to bear arms

  • @shreyassuresh7924
    @shreyassuresh7924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This adds so much perspective...never even thought of stuff like this

    • @arthurneddysmith
      @arthurneddysmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shreyas Suresh -How? How can you have "never even thought of stuff like this"? Don't you wonder about the words in your national anthem or the aspects of your nation that you treasure and whether they match reality? I'm honestly stunned at this.

    • @desertcoastmusic4849
      @desertcoastmusic4849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@arthurneddysmith You're stunned? You do realize that the lyrics were written in the 1800's, do you not? It's basically, now, just a tribute; so get a grip.

    • @jystardustfan7170
      @jystardustfan7170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      arthurneddysmith stfu u pretentious fuck

  • @MsChestnutter1
    @MsChestnutter1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I heard someone's giving up on life eh?" in the most casual voice I've ever heard

  • @vincentalexander5242
    @vincentalexander5242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    His american accent is on point

    • @thefrightful9303
      @thefrightful9303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's not a difficult accent if English is your first language...

    • @hinglemccringleberry8193
      @hinglemccringleberry8193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Vincent Alexander it’s easy to do, all you have to do is talk clear and concise

    • @cappsbriley
      @cappsbriley 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Talkin the RIGHT way.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      its not hard, just make sure the tone is patronizing, ignorant, and self-righteously pissed off.
      anyone who's been around Americans for very long can do it. They just don't because who would want to sound like that?

    • @nettoyagedelamaison9557
      @nettoyagedelamaison9557 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      j v
      You probably have a ugly voice. Jealous?

  • @evolbars
    @evolbars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    “So statically, in the Land of the Free! You have the least amount of free people” 😂hahaha

    • @lancewhitchurch512
      @lancewhitchurch512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Statistically* this was probably auto correct....

    • @mahiralrafid7767
      @mahiralrafid7767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And the name of the country is (united) states.............

    • @42apostate
      @42apostate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ...and most of the rest *THINK* they're free.

    • @kesayo
      @kesayo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually, you can assume that based on his data. You can only say the US has the most amount of non free people. The US obviously has more people who are not in prison than the total population of most countries.

    • @georgealin7472
      @georgealin7472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kesayo if you put one in ten chinese in prison they still have more free people compared to half the countries in the world

  • @BradiKal61
    @BradiKal61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    we need foreigners like Jim Jeffries to come and show us how self contradicting we are in America

    • @obrheadcyclinggnome
      @obrheadcyclinggnome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Like John Oliver

    • @silverwindspirit
      @silverwindspirit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But us Americans hate hearing about our faults. You know why? MURICA!
      Sadly that's the mentality in the U.S.

    • @azynkron
      @azynkron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ..in USA. America is the continent. We are fine with the remaining 75%.

    • @beback_
      @beback_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@silverwindspirit No to be fair Americans are quite self critical and I think that's great.

    • @abej9790
      @abej9790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@beback_ Yeah but self critical in a self absorbed way. They usually don't like inputs from the outsiders.

  • @cloudy7292
    @cloudy7292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "or a heavy sleeper" just absolutely wrecked me hahaha 😂🤣

  • @Deathnote2539
    @Deathnote2539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I'm moving to Holland but yeah Canada is dope I live in b.c and we'll a year ago we had to help my grandfather die because he was in so much pain and I'm glad we could do that for him

  • @Matthew-ut6ed
    @Matthew-ut6ed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Thank you, Jim, for stating some truths. America's obsession with thinking they are the only "free people" on the planet is something that really pisses off the rest of the world...

    • @haidengeary8277
      @haidengeary8277 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Go to the UK and insult someone on social media, see how much freedom you have, when you're going to court for insulting someone. Yeah, this shit didnt age well, did it?

    • @Adogsmate4267
      @Adogsmate4267 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No-one is completely free, complete freedom would be a disaster.

    • @pikafresa6841
      @pikafresa6841 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@haidengeary8277 lol what, the original comment is only arguing against the etnhocentric idea that the U.S is the most free country in the world.

    • @Alacard0malley
      @Alacard0malley ปีที่แล้ว

      Give me back the tax money we spent subsidizing your freedom 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @ickabob
      @ickabob ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY FREEDOM!!! AMERICA#1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @shidmehr
    @shidmehr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I love the way he talks about some ugly, painful truth! Coming from where people fight for freedom every single day to Australia, I find him amazingly smart ! He sees the world as it is! So far away of prejudice!
    Come back to Australia Jimmy! You are fantastic! 😁😁😁

    • @Jimmeh_B
      @Jimmeh_B 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No.
      Jim Jeffries is the antithesis of "true blue".
      Jim Lefty's is a pussycat and a coward.
      I used to be a fan, and then he shit on a fellow Aussie who actually has some nuts. Then he did this... th-cam.com/video/SF8ws5QN5S0/w-d-xo.html
      He can stay out.

    • @henryguhoh1669
      @henryguhoh1669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jimmeh_B Lol fuck him too

    • @tigergutt93
      @tigergutt93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's autistic and sees it the logical reasonably way. Which also makes him extremely funny xD

  • @id10t98
    @id10t98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "If anyone deserves a beer..." ROFLOL!!! Great line!

  • @stuarthamilton2739
    @stuarthamilton2739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    It's a scary world we live in, where Comenidans make sense and Poloticians's talk shite!

    • @unusuario5173
      @unusuario5173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Comedians have always made sense. Otherwise they wouldn't be funny.

    • @michaelfarrell4824
      @michaelfarrell4824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's an unoriginal world we live in when this tired old shit is said by dozens of people on every comedy video out there

    • @af8511
      @af8511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      comedy is a way of coping with a form of hopeless opression or situations imo

    • @Heedfulconch3
      @Heedfulconch3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Comedians exist to take the piss out of everything, to put it all in context. Apparently in some ancient cultures, they could not have children for they had the power to depose lords through satire alone.
      Comedians and Satirists were once considered too powerful to procreate.
      I can understand it

    • @blackvegetable563
      @blackvegetable563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      COYS!

  • @nicky560
    @nicky560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This guy has been on fire for many years. Right on like always

  • @JohnDoe-zf2or
    @JohnDoe-zf2or 5 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    IF ANYONE DESERVES A BEER! Its the girl with 10 loads on her face 😂😂😂😂

  • @dappermanphoto
    @dappermanphoto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    As an American. I stand by everthing you've said during this segment. Any that decline to accept this, just know. You are part of the problem.

  • @akuseru2116
    @akuseru2116 6 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    The land of the freeeee
    And the home of the slaaaves

    • @dreambeliever5150
      @dreambeliever5150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @wirgsen
      Your just convinced you are not a slave.. The west is just better at brainwashing its citizens.

    • @kaliburawy2516
      @kaliburawy2516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      dream believer that’s something a commie would say

    • @Hello_there_obi
      @Hello_there_obi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh pull your head out of your ass. Most of the slaves went to Africa and the Middle east and they practiced slavery long after the west abolished it. Slaves were all over the world.

    • @jonablob117
      @jonablob117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kaliburawy2516 Oh sorry there JimBob. How's the south rising again comin along there sonny boy?

    • @413benmc
      @413benmc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gotta love how a guy named himself "A Patriotic American" and has a confederate flag as his pic. You can't make this shit up. 'Murica.

  • @davidstorrs
    @davidstorrs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Jim, you are a brilliant comedian. You make me laugh every time, even with clips I've watched before. You are also insightful and make excellent points in your comedy. All of that said, since when do you have such a good singing voice?!

  • @Raizay8723
    @Raizay8723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    He spoke nothing but the truth! My favorite clip of his.

    • @matimus100
      @matimus100 ปีที่แล้ว

      Utter nonsense comment nothing's free

    • @chantalfinn6173
      @chantalfinn6173 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@matimus100 smiles at Macdonald's

  • @manahchakshu835
    @manahchakshu835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    “If anyone deserves a beer” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Gmoviesmoothie
    @Gmoviesmoothie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "If anyone deserves a beer...!"
    Hear hear!

  • @jameschatwick5754
    @jameschatwick5754 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    74 year old black Vietnam veteran. Damn Jim! There you go with that logic shit. ❤ ☮️ & happiness. 😎

  • @59bulldogman
    @59bulldogman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Come back Jim. Do a gig in Melbourne. I will be there with bells on.

    • @Nootfall
      @Nootfall 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @jasonchengxu
      @jasonchengxu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Totally agree.

    • @Kcoop215
      @Kcoop215 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Melbourne!

    • @Jimmeh_B
      @Jimmeh_B 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn't. He's a sellout.
      Jim Jeffries is the antithesis of "true blue". Jim Lefty's is a pussycat and a coward. I used to be a fan, and then he shit on a fellow Aussie who actually has some nuts. Then he did this... th-cam.com/video/SF8ws5QN5S0/w-d-xo.html

  • @spiritualmaven
    @spiritualmaven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’m an American,& I think Jim understands perfectly lol! And I love when he does the accent!

  • @CarmenSanata
    @CarmenSanata 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    He reminds me of your drunk buddy who suddenly becomes hella inspirational when plastered hahahaha

  • @siuealangi9624
    @siuealangi9624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    You're saying what 99percent of humans want to say but don't have the guts to say. Thank you Jim.

  • @tigergutt93
    @tigergutt93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    What can he actually sing and high such a high note, almost perfect? I am ashocked and amazed. You a boss mate. :D

    • @derekjhpeterson3882
      @derekjhpeterson3882 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was given a scholarship for college as an opera singer. He ended up with nodules on his vocal chords, had a surgery to remove them and then became a standup comedian. True story.

  • @nicksundby
    @nicksundby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Years ago we laughed at comedians and listened to politicians. Now we laugh at politicians and listen to comedians.

    • @kmizanfauzi7291
      @kmizanfauzi7291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and now we copy "quotes" from the internet and post it as a comment

    • @c.b.jersey7304
      @c.b.jersey7304 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes sir 👏

    • @silverfazer8290
      @silverfazer8290 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kmizanfauzi7291 and also who ever actually listened to a politician lol

  • @larrabeejl
    @larrabeejl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    His American accent caught me off guard. He did an excellent impression.

  • @KingdomCome257
    @KingdomCome257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That Canadian Doctor bit had me in stitches XD

  • @jwholp
    @jwholp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "if anyone deserves a beer!...You seem like a fun girl, or a heavy sleeper. " I dies at you b'y

  • @johnsean8491
    @johnsean8491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lmao! As a Canadian, he nailed the Canadian Hoser!!

  • @TPW56
    @TPW56 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    As a South African I can honestly agree with his statement of our beautifully fucked country...

  • @samuelatienzo4627
    @samuelatienzo4627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:45 - *Randy Marsh* from South Park just came his pants 😂😂😂

  • @tankjr84
    @tankjr84 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Americans are so free that we cant walk down the sidewalk while drinking a beer.

  • @groundzero7470
    @groundzero7470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wish i could like this more then once...

  • @slipperygypsy8225
    @slipperygypsy8225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love your material mate👌

  • @edrowland4614
    @edrowland4614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Free, what an interesting word. Great stuff. He is so good and so right.

  • @marcweeks9178
    @marcweeks9178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Some wise person once defined a nation as "a group of people united by a mistaken view of their past and a hatred for their neighbors."

  • @moadevisser2259
    @moadevisser2259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a dutch person ( a person from holland) i demand we be calles the land of the free hahah the first time i smoked weed i was 15 and we did it outside in a public park where police were always checking

    • @moadevisser2259
      @moadevisser2259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jim The Raspberry yeahh it sucks i saw a video yesterday of a girl from the us not even knowing that canada was attached to the us

  • @parklands9739
    @parklands9739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Haha Jim got it right about South Africa. I’m from there and it’s real stuffed. Luckily I’m now in Australia and it’s real good.

    • @thatguy-kt6ks
      @thatguy-kt6ks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Declan Vorster lucky bastard I'm still stuck in this hell hole

    • @craigtenblakeway8918
      @craigtenblakeway8918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      En ek werk en bly in China. Groete

    • @abemccluskey5846
      @abemccluskey5846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You got the golden ticket my friend!

    • @genie674
      @genie674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm Australian and believe more South Africans should be allowed to emigrate. The country is in a mess. I'm sorry for the people.

    • @guythompson1616
      @guythompson1616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SA still amazing & cape town still the best city in the world. & my thousands of friends from all over the world agree with me.

  • @Skywalker67897
    @Skywalker67897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I can’t believe the audience was laughing while he was telling them the sad truths about us. Many a truth is said in jest.

  • @swyxTV
    @swyxTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “You seem like a fun girl… or a heavy sleeper”. I JUST got that

  • @BangMaster96
    @BangMaster96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    He forgot to mention one more thing, America is so free that anyone who is 18 can get an assault weapon, but can't buy beer.

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      So true - not only can't BUY it but can't carry it most places! Last summer I was at a local liquor store and a guy and his son were buying beer and snacks, and I live in an open carry state. The cashier told them the son could not carry any beer to their car, and he had a pistol in a holster on his hip! They were nice, and went along, but they did mention how silly it was that this kid could own and carry a deadly weapon, but could not help carry their beer out to the car.

    • @Guy-cs8yj
      @Guy-cs8yj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s because firearm carry permits are regulated by state law, while alcohol is regulated by federal statutes. You’ll notice quite an interstate variance regarding guns, but uniformity with alcohol.

    • @BangMaster96
      @BangMaster96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Guy-cs8yj Doesn't matter, its still retarded as shit

    • @hyunkim4351
      @hyunkim4351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Very simple. The alcohol industry doesn't do a good job lobbying as the NRA does. Imagine they start spending like the NRA. We'll have to age limits

    • @mvburke331
      @mvburke331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Guy that’s actually not strictly true. The drinking age is also up to the state’s, but the federal government decided a long time ago that, if states didn’t set their age at 21, they’d withhold federal money from highway and other transportation funds, etc. So, while it’s true that the federal government is influencing the age, they don’t strictly control it legally.
      Same concept, though. The federal government doesn’t seem to care what you do about guns, but they feel the need to get involved with alcohol 🙄

  • @nicholasbiddle7893
    @nicholasbiddle7893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    He's speaking out loud every frustration I've been suffering for my entire life in America in a pos red state

    • @abej9790
      @abej9790 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's not just red states, blue states have their own madness.

  • @MrThomasbenton
    @MrThomasbenton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I Was Honored To Work On The Jim Jefferies Show Here In Hollywood !!! Very Smart And Creative Business Man !!!!

  • @karenshepherd4389
    @karenshepherd4389 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is not only comic genius, but just plain genius. Bravo friend!

  • @jacekczuba4145
    @jacekczuba4145 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Like usually - bullseye. Just in the centre of absurd and hypocrisy. I watched it with a smile on my face :)

  • @raine420
    @raine420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Canada🥰his accent was on point😂

  • @LAnonHubbard
    @LAnonHubbard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OMFG this was brilliant. Thanks!

  • @druidswillow1052
    @druidswillow1052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What I love about Jim Jefferies is he makes some seriously profound points whilst making you piss yourself, Top Bloke Australia should be proud Love from UK

    • @matimus100
      @matimus100 ปีที่แล้ว

      Strange comment slightly homosexual feelings for him is ok tho

    • @druidswillow1052
      @druidswillow1052 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matimus100 Seriously? I'm Straight but if you're Homophobic you need to have a word with yourself? Lot's of Love from the UK 😍❤️😍

    • @cataclysmic1999
      @cataclysmic1999 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matimus100 you need friends

  • @cletokings4302
    @cletokings4302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pure gold

  • @norkid5207
    @norkid5207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Keep the good work mate...waiting for more of your clips....

  • @kingherotv
    @kingherotv 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I live in south africa, he got it spot on.

  • @Misses-Hippy
    @Misses-Hippy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this guy!

  • @slimpickins9482
    @slimpickins9482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jim is the best American ever.i know he’s from Australia

  • @reagan3846
    @reagan3846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hello from South Africa 😂

  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "...the land you got for freeeee;
    Built on the bones
    Of dead braves...”

  • @Tinsi33
    @Tinsi33 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So incredibly brilliant.

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a proud Canadian, I can say that JJ nails that Canadian accent!

    • @FurtiveSkeptical
      @FurtiveSkeptical 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, in a sorta middle of the prairies way I guess....

    • @ChandlerSomborac
      @ChandlerSomborac 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FurtiveSkeptical Just in general lol.

    • @FurtiveSkeptical
      @FurtiveSkeptical 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChandlerSomborac Fair enough heh. Cheers.

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like a small Albertan town accent to me, clearly not the rest.

    • @ChandlerSomborac
      @ChandlerSomborac 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bobbiusshadow6985 We sound the same across the country. Except for Quebec and Newfoundland of course hehe.😏

  • @roflcopterkklol
    @roflcopterkklol 7 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    No idea why you turned rating off Jim, all of the videos of your stuff always has 99% positive feedback mate

    • @biganus2529
      @biganus2529 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I don't think it's jim that actualy uploads these videos might be some manager or something

    • @elienader480
      @elienader480 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      actually this special wasnt very good. His other material is better

    • @jeremiahdavis7904
      @jeremiahdavis7904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He turned off the rating so that all the triggered patriot slaves couldn't downvote the page to oblivion

    • @Jimmeh_B
      @Jimmeh_B 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jim Jeffries is the antithesis of "true blue".
      Jim Lefty's is a pussycat and a coward.
      I used to be a fan, and then he shit on a fellow Aussie who actually has some nuts. Then he did this... th-cam.com/video/SF8ws5QN5S0/w-d-xo.html
      That might have something to do with it.

    • @sushanalone
      @sushanalone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING GIANT!!

  • @praisethestar8275
    @praisethestar8275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That sir, was amazing

  • @nandans2506
    @nandans2506 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always learning something new

  • @AmirSamani
    @AmirSamani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7 min of pure Truth, The LEGEND Jim Jefferies Gives you a test of freedodome!!!

  • @randomContentHere93228
    @randomContentHere93228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Love the fact the dude who wasn’t even born in America, knows America more then Americans

    • @axnjxn91
      @axnjxn91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love the fact that you dove headfirst into this and proved the point JJ is making.

    • @matimus100
      @matimus100 ปีที่แล้ว

      Easy lover

    • @randomContentHere93228
      @randomContentHere93228 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@axnjxn91 thats the fucking joke...

  • @nigelnyoni8265
    @nigelnyoni8265 ปีที่แล้ว

    "if ANYONE deserves a beer" **face shaking with conviction**

  • @FarmerBenny
    @FarmerBenny 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is awesome

  • @samosapikora9169
    @samosapikora9169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    A good humor has a bit of joke in it, the rest is just truth.

    • @matimus100
      @matimus100 ปีที่แล้ว

      Utter nonsense comment not true

  • @nickswartzfager3928
    @nickswartzfager3928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    IF ANYONE deserves a BEER ...😂

  • @misaellopez6911
    @misaellopez6911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love this guy!!

    • @matimus100
      @matimus100 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you still in love

  • @berendko7266
    @berendko7266 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a dutch person, this makes me go wohoooooooo... and chuckle

  • @freebird264
    @freebird264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Fun fact: by the statistics from the Human Freedom Index, the top ten most free countries in the world are New Zealand, Switzerland, Hong Kong, Australia, Canada, Holland, Denmark, Ireland, the United Kingdom and Finland.
    USA ranks at 17th place, tied with Sweden.

    • @sandyhogue7626
      @sandyhogue7626 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not to totally disagree with the Human Freedom Index, but last time I checked, Hong Kong was not a country.

    • @cabrakistan.
      @cabrakistan. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Free Bird dude fact check what do they use to measure freedom and then produce a list out of that??

    • @thegrmcrckr488
      @thegrmcrckr488 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think with Coronavirus, Australia and New Zealand are last in Freedom.

  • @Trefan9999
    @Trefan9999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    -How do you have the biggest porn industry, when prostitution is illegal?
    -Because you *have to film it* to make it legal.
    Aaaah. They know what they're doing.

    • @mattw6399
      @mattw6399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have never understood this either it's like the ones who have money can do it, but not the ones struggling to pay their bills, and feed her kids can't. It's so backwards.

    • @ExternalInputs
      @ExternalInputs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mattw6399 People in porn do it to pay their bills too. I doubt many choose it as a career option when they're spoilt for choice.

    • @mattw6399
      @mattw6399 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ExternalInputs i see what u mean, i just thought it might be restrictive 4 those who r not in

  • @walterr.2619
    @walterr.2619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg I love it

  • @gerardchendriah9750
    @gerardchendriah9750 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm from South Africa. X

  • @rhianc7347
    @rhianc7347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I get 7 weeks paid vacation in England. Think we have more freedom, less hours working

    • @TRPGpilot
      @TRPGpilot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I always laugh at thier 10 working days of holiday, from which sick days must be taken, yet they think they are a land of opportunity lol

    • @keithroy7884
      @keithroy7884 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In USA, last full time job I had, before semi retirement, I had 4 weeks vacation, plus 12 PDO (Personal Days Off), plus 10 paid Holidays.

    • @keithroy7884
      @keithroy7884 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ask Tommy Robinson how free the UK is.

    • @TRPGpilot
      @TRPGpilot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@keithroy7884 Not sure if you are just having a laugh but Stephen Yaxley-Lennon ( the person who goes by the made up name of "Tommy Robinson") is a nobody over there in the UK, just a convivted football thug . . .

    • @rhianc7347
      @rhianc7347 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keith Roy well I guess your one of the lucky ones. Did you travel abroad on holiday?

  • @johnrobichaud1983
    @johnrobichaud1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Best Canadian accent ever

  • @rogsolaris7411
    @rogsolaris7411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Such a great bit

  • @adesiree196
    @adesiree196 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this

  • @conors4430
    @conors4430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I always thought the holding of the note at a baseball game so everyone could orgasm in the stands was satire, and then I went to a major league game in the states. It was fucking scary

  • @callumhudson3931
    @callumhudson3931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The Canadian accent tho😂

  • @CartoonHero1986
    @CartoonHero1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love that Jim's Canadian accent is just David Foley talking with a thick accent.

  • @DrumApe
    @DrumApe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ok, you've got my sub, sir.

  • @brpitrepeters7983
    @brpitrepeters7983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As a Canadian i have to admit some of us talk and act like this. I think we get hit on the head too much with hockey sticks and fisticuffs and such.
    Ehhhhhh???

  • @stevest1300
    @stevest1300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His Canadian death machine bit was priceless.
    I'm Canadian. He sounded just like my neighbour (yes that's how you spell neighbour).
    Oh wait. He sounded just like me.

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pfft. I'm from Manitoba, and I don't know *anyone* who speaks like that, except when we're imitating Bob and Doug McKenzie. LOL

  • @nosalis
    @nosalis 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    pure gold!

  • @victoroduor3915
    @victoroduor3915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    ''IF ANYONE DESERVES A BEER ...''

  • @ThePunikaTV
    @ThePunikaTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I live in Germany and gun control is extremly strict. But you can still own a gun. You have to do actual training and you need permits and you need to be evaluated. If you then buy a gun you have to keep it at home, you can't walk around with it in public.
    So basicly we have a very dangerous and deadly object that can only be used after you have done some thorough tests and even then the use of it is restricted. And for some reason a lot of people have a problem with that even though that's exactly how a fuck ton of things are handled.
    I mean, have you never heard of fucking cars for example?
    Of course we need restriction on dangerous and deadly things especially when the whole purpose of said thing is to be fucking deadly! You don't buy a car to kill people with it and there are still a ton of restrictions, so of fucking course we need restrictions on guns, the sole purpose of which is to hurt people!

    • @monkeyddizze
      @monkeyddizze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well ok but how the fuck did u get to that monologue he didn't even mention guns xD

    • @silverwindspirit
      @silverwindspirit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@monkeyddizze Jim Jefferies does do a bit on guns in America. Look for his bit on gun control-it's somewhere on youtube

    • @ThePunikaTV
      @ThePunikaTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@monkeyddizze I guess I commented on the wrong video then lol.
      I was on a Jim Jeffries binge and at some point he talked about gun control. I got it mixed up then.

    • @JP-pp2tn
      @JP-pp2tn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that's what america needs to do

    • @ThePunikaTV
      @ThePunikaTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zach2733 Good for you.

  • @EjwiiiLowvilleNY
    @EjwiiiLowvilleNY 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    A big thumbs up.

  • @biggav7434
    @biggav7434 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love America. I love the freedoms we USED to have.. just love it.

  • @anthonyluciano288
    @anthonyluciano288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is so sad but true 100 FUCKING PERCENT TRUE💯🥃 I love this type of comedy it’s so real and people in general hate facts they can’t stand truth KEEP EM COMIN JIM THE BEST COMEDIAN TO EVER LIVE💯