Soldier finds out that heavy is a Communist animated (sorta)

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  • @smasharang
    @smasharang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11710

    Pausing the video when Soldier was screaming his life out is one of the best accidents I've made

    • @ferdinandjoyes1632
      @ferdinandjoyes1632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      That is cursed

    • @REEEPROGRAM
      @REEEPROGRAM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Perfectly cut screams

    • @Viciousnutdrinker
      @Viciousnutdrinker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      How and why is this your best accident

    • @rrana1769
      @rrana1769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "There are no accidents"
      - Master Oogway

    • @Burntdekuscrub
      @Burntdekuscrub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Maracujá rip Rick May

  • @Caselestial
    @Caselestial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19715

    Demo is sober when he has these interactions, but these interactions are what cause him to drink

    • @hollowjack7152
      @hollowjack7152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +967

      you know what.
      that makes perfect sense.

    • @handhand212
      @handhand212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      i like your profile heh

    • @TakenGranny
      @TakenGranny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      You forgot about depression

    • @handhand212
      @handhand212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @parvusimia 922 sad

    • @mjtraeger_official
      @mjtraeger_official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Lmao Demo is never sober, he's just been drinking for so long that he learned how to act sober while drunk.

  • @hahamadeyouread214
    @hahamadeyouread214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6471

    "you either die a hero or a man with insane ptsd
    or live long to see yourself wearing red"

  • @bathtubboi8188
    @bathtubboi8188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1103

    when heavy said "it could just be book about farming", the ai actually sounded panicked like it knew he was being found out

  • @Smellvin717
    @Smellvin717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21202

    “The cover is red like commie blood!”
    This legit sounds like a soldier voice line

    • @scoot.112
      @scoot.112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Did you mean “commie bloc”?

    • @Smellvin717
      @Smellvin717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@scoot.112 Nooooooo

    • @scoot.112
      @scoot.112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Smellvin717 well he said commie bloc

    • @scoot.112
      @scoot.112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @wat do you know what commie bloc is?

    • @scoot.112
      @scoot.112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @wat block is a block, bloc is a group of nations with the same goal in mind, aka the soviet union

  • @sneevels6566
    @sneevels6566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6318

    Are we seriously gonna gloss over "A fuckin what?" That seriously sounded so real and I can't stop thinking about it.

    • @anhthai7005
      @anhthai7005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      True

    • @noahandreasen9221
      @noahandreasen9221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Truuuuu

    • @marcusclemons1329
      @marcusclemons1329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Had me dying lol

    • @thetealemerald
      @thetealemerald 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It hurts me that there is a comment saying that above this one

    • @sneevels6566
      @sneevels6566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thetealemerald should I delete this then? I don't wanna be a thief

  • @salsaul4288
    @salsaul4288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31070

    Soldier having a mental breakdown because he realized he might be a communist isn’t something I expected to see at 1:30 AM.

  • @garrtoons4303
    @garrtoons4303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7346

    The fact that the Heavy both has a degree in Russian literature AND is actually an Anti-Soviet makes this all flavors of funny. 🤣

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's just a Tsarist like Solzhenitsyn (who is a huuuuugeeee Putin fan).

    • @ducontra666999
      @ducontra666999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +499

      heavy is based

    • @garrtoons4303
      @garrtoons4303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      @@ducontra666999 and Red Teamed.

    • @Liliputian07
      @Liliputian07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      most modern communists are anti-soviet

    • @Igarappappa
      @Igarappappa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +614

      I thought that was an interesting bit of his backstory. That his father was a counter-revolutionary and that he basically had to take after his father and protect the family. Also makes sense why he isn't a Soviet since they sent him and his family to die in the gulag. He'd have no love for the country that tried to kill them.

  • @BH_test
    @BH_test 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4543

    I love how Heavy assumes that Soldier can’t read when he doesn’t say the title first

    • @B-52H
      @B-52H 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      He was right the but was in russian but soldier accounted for that

    • @alexanderhood8993
      @alexanderhood8993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Well considering that soldier is a lawyer who happened to unknowingly have a supernatural wizard as a roommate.

    • @furanduron4926
      @furanduron4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@B-52H Soldier knows how to read Communist? He must be a Communist!!!

    • @damaskusseraph6046
      @damaskusseraph6046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@furanduron4926 to know thy enemy is to defeat thy enemy. Sun Tzu said that abd i think he knows a little more about fighting than you do not because he invented it!

    • @mitochondria6247
      @mitochondria6247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's probably right, and just got pauling to read it for him.

  • @hashtagburgerking1749
    @hashtagburgerking1749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7783

    The fact that the entire team pretends to be American so they don't get pummeled by the Soldier lore wise makes this funnier

    • @jonkermin8190
      @jonkermin8190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      wh-

    • @hobbydogs
      @hobbydogs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      source

    • @mattwo7
      @mattwo7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +691

      *The entire team except Scout, Engineer and Pyro. Scout is from Boston and Engineer is from Texas. No one actually knows where Pyro is from, even though several of Pyro's cosmetics are Mexican and Pyro mumbles instead of talking coherently so Pyro doesn't need to pretend to be from anywhere.

    • @mattwo7
      @mattwo7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @Zoomer Stasi What spy quotes? "Mrr hurrdurr hm hurr!"? That's Pyro's only spy voice command and Pyro lacks class-specific domination lines.

    • @plushluigi7417
      @plushluigi7417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@hobbydogs tf2 comics

  • @billul1
    @billul1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7956

    AI text to speech just extended this fandom's lifespan by like another decade

    • @LinkEX
      @LinkEX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      I mean you aren't wrong.
      But I think TF2 has already reached evergreen shitpost status.

    • @ambassadorofreee3859
      @ambassadorofreee3859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@LinkEX Oh most definitely way before evergreen was even a thing :'D

    • @comicbillcomicbill1656
      @comicbillcomicbill1656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      "We are not going to die, we are going to live forever!"

    • @holesmak
      @holesmak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I would like to know what is he using for voice simulating

    • @gagejohnathan9641
      @gagejohnathan9641 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@silverdededestruction2197 's not up rn

  • @centurionzen1005
    @centurionzen1005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Pretty much every line from the soldier was completely in character, it's actually kind of awesome. It's so good and so accurate that if it weren't for a few lines you'd believe valve made it for a second.

  • @Ilikebats123
    @Ilikebats123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3834

    The book being red is more important than it being literally titled "The Communist Manifesto" to Soldier... Yeah that's pretty in-character.

    • @jjrobotnik
      @jjrobotnik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I'm pretty sure he's one of the 4 Mercs that can't read

    • @icedtea3347
      @icedtea3347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@jjrobotnik Probably just Soldier and Scout are the only ones that can't read. Pyro started his own engineering company (before he burned it down) in the comics, Demo lives in a mansion with his mother, Heavy has a PHD (or degree) in Russian literature in the comics, Engineer has 12 PHDs, Medic is Medic, Sniper is Australian, and Spy is the Spy

    • @jjrobotnik
      @jjrobotnik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@icedtea3347 I'm pretty sure miss Pauling says that 4 of the mercs can't read I might be miss remembering tho

    • @fishstick1900
      @fishstick1900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@icedtea3347 To be fair, Pyro starting a company while being illiterate and making it work by doing random stuff doesn't seem that out of character. And Demo is probably so drunk he can't even see the letters

    • @thc_freebaser
      @thc_freebaser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ITS THE ENEMY SPY-

  • @sinnamontoastcrunch3
    @sinnamontoastcrunch3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5018

    Alternative title: Soldier finds out Heavy is a part of the Red Army, just to find out he's also a part of the Red Army .

    • @sinnamontoastcrunch3
      @sinnamontoastcrunch3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @Jayden Dicritan r/woooosh

    • @sinnamontoastcrunch3
      @sinnamontoastcrunch3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @Jayden Dicritan It was a joke dude, you don't need to explain in detail.

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @Jayden Dicritan did you miss whole point of the video? THEY ARE TEAM RED

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If I recall right ,there were several Allied soldiers, who served in Soviet Army, mostly PoWs, who ran away or were freed. Problem with serving in Red Army is that it was renamed to Soviet Army somewhere in 1942-1943, so unlikely an american would be there THAT early.
      Yes, my comment is a rant with no connection to context of video or discussion. I'm sorry for that... /cough/ no, I'm not /cough/

    • @Failsafe37
      @Failsafe37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was the 1000th like >:3

  • @the_infinexos
    @the_infinexos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1858

    Demo has a few moments in his life where he's sober and actually feeling happy, and then he has interactions like these with the crew. And goes straight back to intoxication

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      "If thats what sobriety is like, Im gonna smoke a huge pile of cr**k" (C)

    • @-KnightOfTheWind
      @-KnightOfTheWind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Not having to deal with all the things those insane people do + your body literally needing alcohol to live seem like a good excuse to get as drunk as you can.

    • @_.SnowyNights._
      @_.SnowyNights._ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Brandelwyn im mr. white christmas, im high on crack!

    • @thorveim1174
      @thorveim1174 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Demo doesnt even know what being sober is anymore... His body cant process anything else than grain alcohol and aspirin without reacting like its been poisoned

  • @midnightmatter2028
    @midnightmatter2028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    ... I find it amazing that Pyro apparently hasn't done anything weird enough for Demo to compare it to.

    • @Romdara21
      @Romdara21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      "Sniper's piss jar fetish and pyro itself,[...]"

    • @AndrewTheMandrew531
      @AndrewTheMandrew531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I mean. Pyro has homicidal tendencies. So…

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Pyro's known for his "pyro mod folder"

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Romdara21 and scout's fempyro *** folder

    • @jaredtomongha1342
      @jaredtomongha1342 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its hard to make a pyro joke

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14829

    0:52 Immediately does the Equalizer taunt.

    • @Star-tc4dy
      @Star-tc4dy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      C'mere cupcake

    • @wealthybone2990
      @wealthybone2990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Well suprised to see you here, wait how did you get popular again don't you play war thunder?

    • @aiyaia_
      @aiyaia_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      stop watching tf2 stuff, go to war thunder

    • @somerandomguyontheinternett
      @somerandomguyontheinternett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@aiyaia_ mmmm

    • @semidecent4395
      @semidecent4395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@aiyaia_ stop commenting on tf2 videos and go comment on warthunder videos :)

  • @AJOlaks
    @AJOlaks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14184

    The fact that AI is able to sound like the actual voice actors with terrible quality mics is impressive

    • @GraveUypo
      @GraveUypo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +439

      scout sounds pretty good tho. you can make him almost impossible to distinguish if give the AI enough chances to get the line right

    • @deceased4246
      @deceased4246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      What’s the AI called?

    • @deceased4246
      @deceased4246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@axelsantanah.7900 omg thank you so much lmfao

    • @tacklebox1582
      @tacklebox1582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      doesn't work so good for sniper and medic. works great for soldier and sober!demo.

    • @raiden24
      @raiden24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Just imagine how convincing it would sound if we gave the AI a better mic

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1813

    Heavy (and soilder) Exposed in drawn 4K Animated/Animatic

    • @crawlcreeper1252
      @crawlcreeper1252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      HOLY SHIT
      HEÆVY EXPOSED??×(×£#**-££-888Æ

    • @jewelfoxgaming873
      @jewelfoxgaming873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello

    • @hahahahaha_no...
      @hahahahaha_no... 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i wonder how are you everywhere at the same time

    • @cybersaiyan9596
      @cybersaiyan9596 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ah yes. my favorite class. the soilder. known for his earthy texture.

  • @aunixattire9253
    @aunixattire9253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1085

    Fun fact: Heavy is against anything that has to do with communism canonically, as in the comics he desperately tries to not only finance his entire family by working for MannCo, but also has to keep his family safe from the gulag and the Russian government.

    • @aunixattire9253
      @aunixattire9253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      He also says something specifically about how he is against communism in one of the comic panels.

    • @koisiiscool
      @koisiiscool ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thx for the info

    • @tobllord3291
      @tobllord3291 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Heavy is Trotskyist

    • @elevatedmeance6807
      @elevatedmeance6807 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @aunixattire9253 idk if that animosity towards communism, or just the soviets in general for ya know, burning his house down during the civil war

    • @fangthrob
      @fangthrob ปีที่แล้ว

      thats not communism, stupid

  • @grace_draws4526
    @grace_draws4526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5478

    This sounds like a legit thing valve would have made before they just dipped out on making animations for tf2

    • @Garbo_trashcan
      @Garbo_trashcan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Or doing anything for tf2

    • @Hugo-yz1vb
      @Hugo-yz1vb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@Garbo_trashcan Or doing basically anything

    • @gordonfreeman7257
      @gordonfreeman7257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Garbo_trashcan or litterly doing anything

    • @LeftyPencil
      @LeftyPencil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Like the comics

    • @SMILEY666Y
      @SMILEY666Y ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Y'know I was wondering if the voice actually is real or its just an AI programming.

  • @LeonardoSilva-iy9vc
    @LeonardoSilva-iy9vc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1965

    honestly i respect this fandom on the fact that no matter what it DOESNT GODAMM DIE

    • @parkersmith8711
      @parkersmith8711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      We are going ro live forever!

    • @heinzguderian628
      @heinzguderian628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Its harder to kill than VCs without napalm

    • @bendriscoll6631
      @bendriscoll6631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@parkersmith8711 "I did not say zat! I only said we are not full of tumors".

    • @serious_mood_rig7511
      @serious_mood_rig7511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "Remmeber son, dying is gay!"
      No offense to those people its a joke don't attack me pls ☹

    • @MenderSlen579
      @MenderSlen579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nanomachines son.

  • @crumb.crumblet.S.crumbington
    @crumb.crumblet.S.crumbington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14606

    u r really good at drawing facial expressions :D

  • @robertgilliam5255
    @robertgilliam5255 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    congrats tavish, you somehow made soldier depressed.
    that's. . . . . honestly impressive knowing soldier's personality

    • @Arthurmorgan-j8c
      @Arthurmorgan-j8c 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Not tavarish bro, tOvarish is right!

  • @OHutchinson04
    @OHutchinson04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6086

    If Rick May were still around today, he'd probably find this funny
    Rest in peace, you legend

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yea man

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      why you gotta do that man

    • @janhil33
      @janhil33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I miss him so much!!😭(May he Rest In Peace)

    • @Turtleboilol
      @Turtleboilol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He probably does think it’s funny, if you listen to the heavens, you may hear:
      th-cam.com/video/yZVe1CtU6BY/w-d-xo.html

    • @harmonyvtolvr
      @harmonyvtolvr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Honestly if someone brought this up to him he would probably voice act it. He was that cool of a dude

  • @remyduong6374
    @remyduong6374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1013

    Demo: BUT SOLDIER, WE’RE THE RED TEAM, OUR UNIFORMS, THEY’RE RED
    Soldier: **t a k e s d e e p b r e a t h**

    • @NoelistAvenger
      @NoelistAvenger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's funny because Soldier was canonically on BLU Team before they merged during the events of MvM.

    • @mattwo7
      @mattwo7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NoelistAvenger In the comics yes but not in the official SFM videos. Those usually feature the RED team and even after MvM the teams still existed separately.

    • @Megatron2018
      @Megatron2018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dear god😱
      AAAAAAAA
      I'm communist AAAAAAAAA
      *sitting in the corner with depression*

  • @dr.jotarorobotnick813
    @dr.jotarorobotnick813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6536

    *"THE COVER LITERALLY HAS A HAMMER AND SICKLE ON IT"*
    *"It could just be book about farming"*
    That made me laugh way harder than It should have

    • @timmyg8888
      @timmyg8888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Same

    • @coffee-with-sprats
      @coffee-with-sprats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      It kinda is a book about farming... In some way.

    • @furyfossil4407
      @furyfossil4407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      And there's the title of the book! _The Communist Manifesto (by Karl Marx)_

    • @rabbit1360
      @rabbit1360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@furyfossil4407 Karl Marx

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@coffee-with-sprats yeah how to suck at it and starve everyone

  • @111uhhhh1
    @111uhhhh1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +254

    "Don't judge a book by its cover"
    *"THE COVER LITERALLY HAS A HAMMER AND SICKLE ON IT!"* ☠️

    • @francescodipalma2210
      @francescodipalma2210 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      “It could just be a book about farming”

    • @NewspaperZombie-6942
      @NewspaperZombie-6942 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@francescodipalma2210 *AND THEN THERE’S THE TITLE OF THE BOOK, THE COMMUNIST’S MANIFESTO*

    • @furyfossil4407
      @furyfossil4407 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@francescodipalma2210 "And there's the title of the book! 'The Communist Manifesto, by Karl Marx!'"

    • @Eagleblazer69
      @Eagleblazer69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@furyfossil4407”Hey, What’s going on?”

    • @furyfossil4407
      @furyfossil4407 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Eagleblazer69 "THAT HEAVY IS A COMMUNIST!"

  • @histhoryk2648
    @histhoryk2648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6568

    "The cover literally has a hammer and sickle on it"
    "It could just be a book about farming"
    For some reason those lines have a bit more deeper meaning

    • @Nathan-jh1ho
      @Nathan-jh1ho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      I remember reading "kill all the sparrows, they are reactionary class enemies" and "make people run backyard steel furnaces, you'll surpass Britain..."
      In it.

    • @bionmccool
      @bionmccool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      @@Nathan-jh1ho That was Mao's book and he was mass murdering lunatic.
      Communist manifesto is actually a decent read. It even states that Communism is impossible in the world with capitalist economies so it ain't some Bible 3.0 level of radical.

    • @macshadow1150
      @macshadow1150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@bionmccool but upon this book countless of regimes has arise and milions of people has sufferd and died.Mao was just of many. Beside Stalin, we shoudn't forget about monsters like Pol Pot,who killed 1/5 population of his country

    • @caramel7050
      @caramel7050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@macshadow1150 eh? the manifesto has nothing to do with failed revolutions from (mostly) revisionists that couldn't even hold the basic marxist position on what constitutes a socialist MoP. mao himself at least as a figure is a tad more nuanced than that & events like the cultural rev have been pretty fucking important for revolutionary politics. regardless though, again, these regimes which ultimately ended up like they did because they really couldn't have come out any other way at that point have little to do with communism beyond like, taking some particular lessons from them. namely w/ the cultural rev & it's failure to overcome mao & the state, or the dangers of bureocratization due to international isolation after failed movements in the case of the ussr. but that's it lol

    • @macshadow1150
      @macshadow1150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@caramel7050 but if all attempts to put it in life ended in catastrophic failures, then maybe his way of thinking is simply wrong or is impossible to achive?

  • @task_failer8223
    @task_failer8223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    I love how “That heavy is a communist” is the only line where the talking is fully animated

    • @insertobligatoryreferenceh489
      @insertobligatoryreferenceh489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And soldier screaming, if that counts.

    • @task_failer8223
      @task_failer8223 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@insertobligatoryreferenceh489 yes

    • @Chillipeffer
      @Chillipeffer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      a fukin wat

    • @task_failer8223
      @task_failer8223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Chillipeffer a kommunizt

    • @Chillipeffer
      @Chillipeffer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@task_failer8223 You know, between Spy's fursona, Scout's hentai addiction, and Sniper's pissjar fetish, the Heavy being a comunist, that ain't so bad.

  • @iambumbo7534
    @iambumbo7534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    Text to speech for tf2: *exist*
    the tf community: *life span has increased by 20 more years*

    • @anduro7448
      @anduro7448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      too bad its not up for like 29293% of the time

    • @alyx8815
      @alyx8815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Tf2 will never die. Tf2 has survived everything, a crate depression, a bot crisis, "tf2 killers", so many things that it has outlasted and will outlast. It even has outlasted Overwatch since that game has become a mess with activision blizzard.

    • @Schrapulo
      @Schrapulo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So let’s just tack that on to the 1,546 years tf2 has left to live.

    • @ButWhyMe...
      @ButWhyMe... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@alyx8815 Long live TF2!!

    • @romeo-0016
      @romeo-0016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How do you at 20 to infinity?

  • @The_Recruiter2345
    @The_Recruiter2345 ปีที่แล้ว +1610

    Everyone is gangsta until Medic pulls out Mein Kampf 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @theguywiththeoldds3896
    @theguywiththeoldds3896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    Heavy's face when he says "literature reading" is precious to me

  • @questionmark6140
    @questionmark6140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5241

    how dare soldier insult scout's crippling hentai addiction.

    • @kusten9497
      @kusten9497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      demoman*

    • @bridgetlover
      @bridgetlover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

      "I swear, Demoman, shes actually a 5000 year old goddess from the underworld. Its not illegal."

    • @sukalaap
      @sukalaap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      In that case, she's the one who needs to be brought to justice. Stay safe, citizen.

    • @Lung-Stealer
      @Lung-Stealer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@bridgetlover this is so accurate lmao

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      He gotta get his shit together
      He hasn't bonked anyone in months cuz he doesnt leave his room

  • @samchoong8979
    @samchoong8979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7193

    "Our uniforms are red"
    "Dear God"
    Me:"But wait, there's more. America's flag also has red"
    Soldier:"........."

    • @felipeaugusto2600
      @felipeaugusto2600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @giocosquad6762
      @giocosquad6762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      @@felipeaugusto2600 AMERICA IS A COMMUNIST

    • @christopherwilliams3548
      @christopherwilliams3548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@giocosquad6762 you obviously don't know what a Democrat is

    • @giocosquad6762
      @giocosquad6762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      @@christopherwilliams3548 joke flew wayyy past you

    • @King_Kitsune
      @King_Kitsune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@christopherwilliams3548 r/whooooosh

  • @Babbleplay
    @Babbleplay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Soldier continued screaming until Scout grabbed a paintbrush and added a few touches of white and blue to his outfit to shut him up.

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now you have 2 choiced to turn soldier into.

  • @memo1043
    @memo1043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1425

    Demo: Our uniforms. Their RED
    all i see is white and gray

    • @Wolfisano
      @Wolfisano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      We are colorblind man

    • @widhskxnkan1349pl
      @widhskxnkan1349pl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      SPINEAPPLES HAS CURSED OUR EYESIGHT!

    • @badabingus8304
      @badabingus8304 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m sorry for this, but it’s they’re in this context

    • @juanjorge751
      @juanjorge751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No no no, you just didn’t got it, they ain’t saying that the clothes are red they are saying that the clothes has red just like the cover

    • @xmemelord9000x
      @xmemelord9000x 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *they're

  • @paubuigues4363
    @paubuigues4363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    0:38 The way he says "But soldier...!" is so dramatic OMG...

  • @sediment81
    @sediment81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    the one person that disliked this was soldier himself.
    edit: SOLDIER SURE IS MAKING A LOT OF ALTS

    • @hazdra1896
      @hazdra1896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And his two other alt accounts.

    • @ducklingchief8289
      @ducklingchief8289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah he's too blind to even find the dislike button, this is probably a work done by an enemy spy!

    • @youreverydayfun2472
      @youreverydayfun2472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And his users
      31 users

    • @breebls8167
      @breebls8167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT MAKE ALTS FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS.”

    • @AreguIaruser
      @AreguIaruser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@breebls8167 "Where? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN COMENTING THEM?"

  • @atas2561
    @atas2561 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    “HEAVY!”
    “AH SHIT!”
    “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!”
    Already a good opening!

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's just my literature reading...

    • @clan_boyd_3
      @clan_boyd_3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dushess LITERATURE READING?! THE COVER IS RED LIKE COMMIE BLOOD!

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess ปีที่แล้ว

      @@clan_boyd_3 Soldier, you know I am not a commie, I hate them for what they did to me.

    • @atas2561
      @atas2561 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@clan_boyd_3Literature reading?! The cover is RED like Commie blood!

    • @clan_boyd_3
      @clan_boyd_3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@atas2561 You should not judge a book by it’s cover, Soldier.

  • @CoolguyN123
    @CoolguyN123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2158

    Wait Soldier never knew that their uniforms were red? Man he's really colourblind

    • @smily9021
      @smily9021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      I mean..
      He has a large -bowl- helmet on top of his head and he can barely see-

    • @Hazel846
      @Hazel846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hi moxxie:>

    • @CoolguyN123
      @CoolguyN123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@smily9021 Oh I guess you have a point then

    • @CoolguyN123
      @CoolguyN123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Hazel846 Hello there 😄

    • @Hazel846
      @Hazel846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@CoolguyN123 how’s millie?:>
      You don’t have to answer if you don’t want to!

  • @cloudedarctrooper
    @cloudedarctrooper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31442

    Fun fact: according to the official comics, the heavy actually hates the Soviets, and his family literally live out in the middle of nowhere to stay out of their reach.
    Holy shit. how did this get 346 comments.

    • @Ofxzh
      @Ofxzh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4573

      Heavy probably reads about them so he can avoid them. Knowing soldier would ignore every explanation about why heavy would read the book, he tried to deny what the actually was.

    • @optimusslime6795
      @optimusslime6795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2436

      I mean Scout also seems like the type of guy to make fun of you for watching anime.
      And spy would belittle the current generation for using computers so casually, and would likely never even see a furry.

    • @JustinRay-qi1zm
      @JustinRay-qi1zm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +635

      @@optimusslime6795 you have no idea how closet weebs belittle other people that are watching anime
      -closet weeb

    • @strayorion2031
      @strayorion2031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +571

      I would be good if after reading Karl Marx writibgs he started hating the soviets for using his writings for their own interests

    • @Daveyhmmm
      @Daveyhmmm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +520

      I’m pretty sure his family was sent to the gulag for anti soviet behavior and he broke out with his sisters and escaped however his dad and mom(not so sure about if mom died or not) did not. Also he may or may not have a degree in English literature and grew up in a soviet society which the manifesto would be very popular and so people read that and might’ve studied it ( I have no clue but it’s the best guess I’ve got) also sorry if I’m rambling on it’s midnight rn and so I’m a bit sleepy

  • @fandomtrash2595
    @fandomtrash2595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    Idk why but Demo going "...A fucking what" gets me every time

  • @pabloflores8904
    @pabloflores8904 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    If soldier gets mad that heavy is a communist then wait till he hears about medic

    • @picopalquelee8474
      @picopalquelee8474 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh dear god...

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@picopalquelee8474 there is more

    • @lkhdmrtn
      @lkhdmrtn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      💀

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Dushessno

  • @tealcamellia
    @tealcamellia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    ''Between Spy's fursona, Scouts hentai addiction, and Snipers piss fetish, a Communist isint so bad!''
    Why did this get me laughing so hard

    • @zaidhernandez4601
      @zaidhernandez4601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Amazing 😂

    • @jeremyrossi2716
      @jeremyrossi2716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      To me all of these horrid aspects are all heresy.

    • @StrakanDocrusReakal
      @StrakanDocrusReakal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sniper has a piss fetish? Isn't that just called recycling?

    • @danilp8757
      @danilp8757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @ThatOneGuy so spy and scout (weeb) should be enemies to the death
      something is wrong i can feel it

    • @duhast3134
      @duhast3134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@StrakanDocrusReakal no, the difference is that one is a technique of environmental care and the other mental sickness

  • @harmonicaboi9668
    @harmonicaboi9668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3455

    Fun fact: heavy has a degree in Russian literature

    • @miljan775
      @miljan775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wow

    • @totallynate1408
      @totallynate1408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      that makes him more of a doctor than the medic

    • @harmonicaboi9668
      @harmonicaboi9668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@totallynate1408 it is a phd so he would be a doctor

    • @jonathanathor117
      @jonathanathor117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He's a doctor? Everything makes sense.

    • @jackakakreanxx5587
      @jackakakreanxx5587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Even though Marx was German

  • @asternshelf2459
    @asternshelf2459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5265

    Demo: "Our uniforms are red."
    Soldier: "Dear God, they're red!?"
    Demo: "Always have been."

    • @youreverydayfun2472
      @youreverydayfun2472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Pistol shot intensify

    • @tordoc9817
      @tordoc9817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Caleb Buckley it's the reference from 'heavy is dead'
      I guess?

    • @BSFilms1997
      @BSFilms1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tordoc9817 “I did it like this!”

    • @nestorgomez7885
      @nestorgomez7885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's dear God...
      Aaaaaaaaa!aaaaAAAAAaaaAaaaAaAaaAAqa

    • @asternshelf2459
      @asternshelf2459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@BSFilms1997 that was a joke lads

  • @TheGodQuac
    @TheGodQuac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    To be fair soldier's patriotism is kind of an addiction

  • @thefffc194
    @thefffc194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18550

    It’s funny how even though Demoman is an alcoholic, he seems to be the most reasonable and down to earth guy
    Edit: wow I really wasn’t expecting this much attention, thanks I suppose

    • @everythingsgonnabealright8888
      @everythingsgonnabealright8888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1137

      The depressing thought is that he is alcoholic exactly because of that.

    • @yareyare7806
      @yareyare7806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1019

      In the comics, he actually is the most sane when he's not drunk

    • @lyrisio
      @lyrisio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +731

      An alcoholic being the most sane guy is saying something about the team

    • @Vandarte_translator
      @Vandarte_translator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@lyrisio yeah

    • @Fighting.Flower
      @Fighting.Flower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Yeah alcohol does that to people, that's kind of it's purpose

  • @GBudgiePH123
    @GBudgiePH123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1307

    Demoman: " Our Uniforms, they're Red! "
    Soldier: " Dear God! " * screams *

    • @muchotexto4248
      @muchotexto4248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It was more like
      "Dear God..."
      10%...
      35%...
      79%-
      100%
      " *WAaAAAAAAAAAAAH!* "

    • @theblackswordsman3612
      @theblackswordsman3612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@muchotexto4248 how did a ork learn technology by emperor sake

    • @AdallynD
      @AdallynD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes. That is indeed what happened in the video. Thank you.

    • @nikitaavdeev9681
      @nikitaavdeev9681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Demo: He will turn commie any second now
      Soldier: uses escape plan taunt*
      Demo: See, red! Oh no, it's blood.

    • @ars0n963
      @ars0n963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for the subtitles

  • @robotpirate8945
    @robotpirate8945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Wait does that make the blue heavy a capitalist
    Heavy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @youreverydayfun2472
      @youreverydayfun2472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Wait is that make machine heavy fascist

    • @tommarch.4493
      @tommarch.4493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      fun fact, heavy hate the URSS and the communists

    • @weasternbluebird
      @weasternbluebird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tommarch.4493 heavy sounds even cooler than before ngl

    • @albertskoften1452
      @albertskoften1452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is free country, is not rent free country.

    • @gustavpp3214
      @gustavpp3214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      united nation

  • @sevvy_M09
    @sevvy_M09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Y’know, seeing soldiers eyes in your animations just make him look more scary tbh 💀

    • @el_gasmatico
      @el_gasmatico 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey soldier I got an scary fact th-cam.com/video/GG5AwGyAtyk/w-d-xo.htmlsi=hDW1JuDdmlayIKB4

  • @Zack_Zander
    @Zack_Zander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1522

    “Ya know, between Spy’s fursona, Scout’s hentai addition, and Sniper’s piss jar fetish... the Heavy being a communist... that ain’t so bad”
    Oh my god I’m dying, XD

    • @gabrielluna3954
      @gabrielluna3954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Its so bad
      We have a red
      We have a communist in the base

    • @CrisisHedgehog
      @CrisisHedgehog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@gabrielluna3954
      But Soilder, we’re red!
      We’re on the Red Team…

    • @dustinadolfelisan9846
      @dustinadolfelisan9846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@CrisisHedgehog The What?

    • @jak00bspyr72
      @jak00bspyr72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@dustinadolfelisan9846 Our uniforms. THEY'RE RED.

    • @flicker6741
      @flicker6741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@jak00bspyr72 dear God

  • @Woogwoogus
    @Woogwoogus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Waking up to Soldier having an identity crisis is a fun thing to wake up to

  • @krispy7180
    @krispy7180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1576

    "that heavy is a communist!"
    "a fucking what"
    im done
    edit: thanks for funny likes

  • @TomGD
    @TomGD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    You know, Demo’s information on the entire team is legit true.

  • @J0hnB09
    @J0hnB09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    0:47 “Dear god” *screams* “I’m a communist” *screams more*

    • @Orochi97Jr
      @Orochi97Jr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Then performs the Equalizer taunt kill and blows himself up.

    • @user-en701
      @user-en701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't think being a communist is at all bad like ???

    • @gabrielbarron7667
      @gabrielbarron7667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Soldier [TF2] how do you feel that you are fighting the people who are fighting the communists

    • @spikergames4259
      @spikergames4259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Soldier [TF2] well, the Nazis have fought Communists, and you fought nazis, which means you helped communists

    • @fog71
      @fog71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *_I'M A COMMUNIST_*

  • @pineappleboidraws
    @pineappleboidraws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Why did I expect an entirely different ending where he goes “we’re red” and Soldier is like “What?”
    And then a few seconds later they both realize Soldier is colorblind

    • @grizzly7160
      @grizzly7160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dear God, this would have worked perfectly aswell

    • @pineappleboidraws
      @pineappleboidraws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@grizzly7160 I know And I wish I could animate it but I’m lazy lol

    • @rtyDFGaS
      @rtyDFGaS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Would explain why he was actually friends with Demoman of the opposite team.

    • @pineappleboidraws
      @pineappleboidraws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rtyDFGaS yep, pretty much. Just sees them as blue like him

    • @Jampolo_OG
      @Jampolo_OG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But then how would he know the cover of the book is also red?

  • @raspythroat
    @raspythroat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +923

    Heavy: Communist
    Scout: Hentai addiction
    Spy: Fursona
    Sniper: Piss Jars
    Pyro: Schizophrenia
    Soldier: America obsessed
    Medic: Mad scientist
    Demoman: Alcoholic
    Engi: Engineer gaming

    • @youreverydayfun2472
      @youreverydayfun2472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Blue team:
      Heavy: capitalism
      Scout:porn addiction
      Spy: crippling Fursona
      Sniper: piss bottle
      Pyro: pyromaniac
      Soldier:British obsession idk:v
      Medic: mad doctor
      Demoman: crippling depression and alcoholic

    • @BlastoiseMaster
      @BlastoiseMaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Engineer: Engineer Gaming

    • @anibalhyrulesantihero7021
      @anibalhyrulesantihero7021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Soldier is a nationalist

    • @awangjuhailliawangjolkepli3695
      @awangjuhailliawangjolkepli3695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I do agree

    • @federicoalmarcha8886
      @federicoalmarcha8886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the demo and heavy that aint so bad

  • @Killoer
    @Killoer ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The drunk being the most rational one here is amazing.

  • @chellomel3180
    @chellomel3180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    LOL demo being the middle man in most of this stuff is the best.

    • @saulgoodman7966
      @saulgoodman7966 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When he isn't drunk he's probably the only character that has the most common sense out of all of the mercenaries

  • @Enchiwadas
    @Enchiwadas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    “You Were Good Son, Real Good
    Maybe Even The Best”
    -Soldier/Rick May
    Rip (1940-2020)😔🇺🇸

    • @derrickubay-ubay9503
      @derrickubay-ubay9503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      F

    • @yeeman8314
      @yeeman8314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      F
      0:52

    • @Lemormon
      @Lemormon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmmm 1940's how communist(no offense)

    • @TheRealOgrelord
      @TheRealOgrelord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rick may might have passed away, but soldier still doesnt have permission to die

  • @christianlecroy980
    @christianlecroy980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Can we just appreciate the fact that someone went out of their way to edit the dialogue to make this conversation

  • @trattoretrattore8228
    @trattoretrattore8228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "See? Red."
    "No, wait. That's blood."

  • @Anon13430
    @Anon13430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Reminder that in the comics the entire team has Soldier convinced they're all from the US because Soldier wouldn't work with someone from another country

    • @NoobKing2828
      @NoobKing2828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ya

    • @Jampolo_OG
      @Jampolo_OG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "Ha ha. Germany. Russia. Is big joke! Big american joke on Soldier! Ohh, America. It is the place where I am from. All the time."

  • @MrSilverfab
    @MrSilverfab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I love the face heavy makes when he says "my literature reading".

  • @dinonuggiesguy4847
    @dinonuggiesguy4847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    "I'm a communist", soldier said calmly

    • @cooleecoolee9504
      @cooleecoolee9504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Comrade hm yes we don't care

    • @josefptacek113
      @josefptacek113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Comrade He is imposter and can't be trusted. Don't open that link comrades it too dangerous

    • @Pebphiz
      @Pebphiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Comrade You're so sussy, I know you took my capital. I know you took my $19 capital. Give me my $19 capital. You better give me my $19 capital. I need my $19 capital nooow.

    • @NotRemmyCormo
      @NotRemmyCormo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes.

    • @BlazenBreaker
      @BlazenBreaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      _then immediately continues screaming bloody murder_

  • @Your_favorite_seasoning
    @Your_favorite_seasoning 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
    "I'm a *communist* ..."
    "AAAAAA-"

  • @Harmonica821
    @Harmonica821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Rick may lives on through an Ai. What an honor to have your performance immortalized on the internet like never seen before.

    • @siteredacted7981
      @siteredacted7981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He didn't has permission to die

    • @newfoundwisdom8532
      @newfoundwisdom8532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is the real life equivalent of when Spy's head was anchored to that life support unit in Medic's fridge. Cranked up to 11.

    • @fishyfish1917
      @fishyfish1917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rip Rick May

  • @GogiRegion
    @GogiRegion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1518

    Honestly, considering Heavy’s backstory and enjoyment of Russian literature, I could totally see him just reading the book to think critically about it and isn’t a communist.

    • @FrstSpctr88
      @FrstSpctr88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      "You should not judge a book for its cover soldier."
      Quote by Heavy

    • @boskar1298
      @boskar1298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Well...he isn't. He actually has a PHD in Russian literature and gas various reasons to oppose communism.

    • @zelpyzelp
      @zelpyzelp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Considering his family was a victim of the gulags and he's on the run from the KGB, I'd say he's not a communist, or at least just not a soviet

    • @ratasher7937
      @ratasher7937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I'm communist, and I think that heavy can't be communist, not only for his backstoty (that could make him only antisovietic like alexander borganov or george orwell), but because he's the most expensive mercenary that fights for the heritage papers of a bourgeoise.

    • @thebigsam
      @thebigsam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ratasher7937 that's... true tho

  • @Subpar1O1
    @Subpar1O1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    I love how Heavy honestly thought "it could just be a book about farming" was a good answer to the question of why he had the Communist Manifesto on hand. Sure there's probably one or two things about farming in there but to Soldier it's still the Manifestio.

    • @IBeforeAExceptAfterK
      @IBeforeAExceptAfterK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He was probably banking on Soldier being unable to read.

    • @janTesika
      @janTesika 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@IBeforeAExceptAfterK to be fair, Mr. John Doe *is* american...

    • @NoelistAvenger
      @NoelistAvenger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I assume Heavy didn't expect Soldier to be able to read, so he'd just see a book with two farming tools on the cover.

    • @randomarcgunner4543
      @randomarcgunner4543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@IBeforeAExceptAfterK An idiot reading the manifesto and thinking it is about farming has happened, there was someone who thought destroy social class meant force everyone to farm

    • @McKae00
      @McKae00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@randomarcgunner4543 Thats basically what it does mean.

  • @Monkey832
    @Monkey832 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My favorite part about this is how Heavy is all like "Demo I can explain!" thinking he's going to get scolded like Scout, Spy, and Sniper and then Demoman ends up not caring that Heavy is communist 😂😂

  • @porcorosso9898
    @porcorosso9898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    0:05 Heavy’s face cracks me up

  • @leoufmeister59
    @leoufmeister59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    anyone else have the curse of remembering a channel exists and then they post a video like an hour later

    • @rocksandwiches
      @rocksandwiches 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's more of a blessing than a curse

  • @pineapplec0ke
    @pineapplec0ke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    From that day, Soldier was never the same again.

  • @F22Raptor-usb
    @F22Raptor-usb ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The video today isnt about heavy being a communist but the soldier is now depressed and possibly suffering from a identity dissorder

  • @Qypthone
    @Qypthone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Tbh, the “fucking what” is honestly the most funniest shit I have ever heard

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I love how perfectly still the soldier stays when he says "dear god" (which I think was an actual voice line) and then starts screaming bloody murder.

    • @bluhunter9832
      @bluhunter9832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It is a actual voice line from the video "Expiration Date"

    • @TheAdvertisement
      @TheAdvertisement 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bluhunter9832 Yeah I've seen it since then thanks

  • @sheriffstrucker132
    @sheriffstrucker132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2239

    Fun fact: If you read the official TF2 comics, Heavy actually opposed Communism and the Soviet Union. His backstory is that his father was a counter-revolutionary who opposed the Soviet Union, and so him and his family got thrown in a gulag. Heavy ended up saving his mother and sisters from the Gulag when he was just a teenager. When I read this, it gave me a new found respect for the guy.
    Edit: His father was a counter-revolutionary, not just a revolutionary, my bad.

    • @voidlight0472
      @voidlight0472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      He also tortured the guards to death

    • @maucazalv903
      @maucazalv903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      @@voidlight0472 yeah but what kind of hero didn´t tortured someon to death?

    • @voidlight0472
      @voidlight0472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@maucazalv903 fair enough, I guess

    • @smartestdumbass2260
      @smartestdumbass2260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      If someone were to send you to a terrible prison for disliking a horrible government, forcing your loved ones into it aswell, then yeah, someone would probably kill the people who sent them in there

    • @TheNinja94a
      @TheNinja94a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I mean, historically, a lot of "anticommunist revolutionaries," like the ones in Hungary, were straight fascists
      DISCLAIMER: not to say opposing the Soviet Union makes you a fascist. I can see the pros and cons of it, but ultimately, it could have done better. I mean, at least it wasn't modern day Russia.

  • @ZOM_BUNNY
    @ZOM_BUNNY 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Liberty prime be like: R E D C H I N E S E O N A M E R I C A N S O I L ! ! !

  • @milandavid7223
    @milandavid7223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "It could just be book about farming"
    is the best line

  • @SeJoHu
    @SeJoHu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I love that Heavy is betting that Soldier doesn't know how to read when he claims "It could just be book about farming."

    • @thorveim1174
      @thorveim1174 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      well to be fair, wouldnt be the first time the soldier takes an excuse from a friend at face value... was worth a try XP

  • @zetoxscar8751
    @zetoxscar8751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    0:22 the best frase I ever heard

  • @TheBirdFromAGame
    @TheBirdFromAGame ปีที่แล้ว +5

    demoman finds that spy is a furry and now soldier finds out that heavy is a communist

    • @nm5329
      @nm5329 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *Soldier is a communist

  • @a.k8185
    @a.k8185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Demoman must be going insane as the "series" goes on

  • @thatoneguy9615
    @thatoneguy9615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I feel like Soldier would refuse, insisting that his red is the first step in red white and blue, not *evil communist red!*

  • @jeremyrossi2716
    @jeremyrossi2716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    The best part is is that in the comics Heavy and his family are some of the most anti-communistic people around. They were in a gulag because Heavy’s Dad was an anti-revolutionary. Heavy in his family burned the gulag to the ground and left to the most isolated parts of Russia. The Soviets sent many teams to kill Heavy and his family…none of them succeed. Eventually the Soviets just stop sending men after them because they figured it was a waste of time and resources and Heavy and his family were the only real family in the USSR to have private property and own their own land outside the state. It’s why when Heavy tells his family of his plan to bring them all to America they are ecstatic.

    • @robertortiz-wilson1588
      @robertortiz-wilson1588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Woah, that's awesome

    • @Gunplabro
      @Gunplabro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Heavy is based.

    • @ДартКсенос
      @ДартКсенос 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Gunplabro strange way to spell unbased.

    • @Gunplabro
      @Gunplabro 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ДартКсенос nope. Communism is gay

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Knowing Hevay he tore the fucking camp apart by hand.

  • @kittenpuro8695
    @kittenpuro8695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Why is the screaming soldier better animated than everything else? that seems to be a bit AWESOME

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess ปีที่แล้ว

      it is earlier NewWeaponsSoldier

  • @albertchan8798
    @albertchan8798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    I watch the 3D version, loved it

    • @stratospheric37
      @stratospheric37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      link?

    • @albertchan8798
      @albertchan8798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@stratospheric37 th-cam.com/video/q9Qx_JlPr4A/w-d-xo.html

    • @albertchan8798
      @albertchan8798 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@stratospheric37 th-cam.com/video/EQ0tzW_GGYw/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=The_LegoLord

  • @T.r.a.i.n
    @T.r.a.i.n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7412

    demo: "Ayy, what's going on?"
    soldier: "THAT HEAVY IS A COMMUNIST!"
    demo: "..."
    demo: "𝓐 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽?"

  • @azu9405
    @azu9405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I could see the fact that soldier is on the red team being a gag on the cancelled tv show like whenever someone brought up that they were the red team he would just start screaming

    • @heavyweaponsscout9990
      @heavyweaponsscout9990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😭😭😭 dude, tf2 sooo deserved to have a tv series

    • @heavyweaponsscout9990
      @heavyweaponsscout9990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like a sitcom styled show or something like that

    • @azu9405
      @azu9405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@heavyweaponsscout9990 there was going to be one, but due to problems it was cancelled, the only finished episode was what we know as Expiration Date

  • @It_me556
    @It_me556 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So that’s why soldier was with Pauling in the middle of the woods with people made of cardboard.

  • @psychogamer7213
    @psychogamer7213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    0:25
    Demo being so done with how crazy his team is, Doesn't even care if Heavy is a communist Since he has seen some crazy shiz

  • @laynalazarsnumber1fan
    @laynalazarsnumber1fan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love the way Soldier shouts “And there’s the title of the BOOK!!!” Lol

  • @thelightmare
    @thelightmare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    0:13 I heard "It could be a book about famin."

    • @tonkbutsmaller8008
      @tonkbutsmaller8008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's what he says

    • @ELCarnerojrLFDO
      @ELCarnerojrLFDO ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "And there's the title of the book: The Communist manifesto by Karl Marx"

    • @ijustwannabepwrtofyoursymphony
      @ijustwannabepwrtofyoursymphony 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      it might seem crazy what im boutta say

    • @Cynderfan35
      @Cynderfan35 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ELCarnerojrLFDO "hey whats going on?"

    • @ShinjiIkari-vg4pg
      @ShinjiIkari-vg4pg 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Cynderfan35 *“THAT HEAVY IS A COMMUNIST!”*

  • @m1-
    @m1- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this is really well made, when soldier thought he was a commie I actually died irl im dead

  • @Kaybeeguy
    @Kaybeeguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Our uniforms, they are red."
    Soldier: R E L I S A T I O N

  • @thatoneguyinthecomments2633
    @thatoneguyinthecomments2633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    That book is way too long to be the communist manifesto. Its like 20 pages, it was supposed to be an introductory to the concept to get peasant farmers and factory workers interested.

    • @TheRealGlooper
      @TheRealGlooper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Then that means Soldier can't read.

    • @k-techpl7222
      @k-techpl7222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Maybe it's The Communist Manifesto and Das Kapital rolled into one?

    • @aliciahernandez2864
      @aliciahernandez2864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@k-techpl7222 god youre right

    • @k-techpl7222
      @k-techpl7222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aliciahernandez2864 What do you mean by that? That Das Kapital and The Communist Manifesto are books which commonly are put together?

    • @amxelcbis4464
      @amxelcbis4464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@k-techpl7222 no, she's just agreeing with your guess. i don't even know how you came to that conclusion

  • @fappuccinodecaf9344
    @fappuccinodecaf9344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    “INTRUDER ALERT! RED COMMUNIST IN BASE.”
    “A RED Communist in the base?”

    • @Grfieldlasang
      @Grfieldlasang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hut hut hut
      WE NEED TO PROTECT THE ECONOMY

    • @PlasticBagmanthe2nd
      @PlasticBagmanthe2nd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Grfieldlasang a little help over here?

    • @captainfordo3978
      @captainfordo3978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@PlasticBagmanthe2nd INCOMING!!!!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa everything is alright in here.

    • @rcofield732
      @rcofield732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gentle-capitalists.
      *dun, dun, du-du-dAAAAAAA*

    • @captainfordo3978
      @captainfordo3978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rcofield732 by any chance, did anyone happen to kill a blue American Spy? No? Then we might have a problem. *places Sniper's body on table, which has numerous gun shot wounds & a knife stabbed in his back*

  • @Pygargue00fr
    @Pygargue00fr ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Fun fact, an part of the official lore that was quickly redconned was the fact that RED and BLU both owned all of the world's goverments, this was very early lore that was quickly changed cause at the release of the game there wasn't really all much trought into the tf2 universe as of yet. So, RED being communist at some point might not seem as farfetched as you think.
    Intrestingly enough, since only the english version of the tf2 wiki gets uptated nowadays, this old info still resides in most other supported languages on it.
    (Exept for the French version cause I went out of my way to fix it)