"Yes, this raw meat sandwich is exactly what I ordered, yes! Maybe I should share it with someone..." -Prudence when she saw the burger before she got her puppy in Papa's Taco Mia
8:08 "Sometimes, art pieces that take, like, no time at all get really famous" The theme of Final Fantasy is one such example. The theme they were originally going for had some legal issue with it, so Uematsu had three hours to come up with something, ANYTHING before the deadline. That's what he did. And now, it's one of the most iconic songs of our time and even 30+ years later only gets slightly changed and touched up with the various reorchestrations.
6:18 this left me in actual tears cause it was actually between buns... peak genz humour also the amount of niche references and jokes in one video + the nostalgic gameplay really made this video all the much better
My score Of unlocking all the ingredients speedrun in Papa's Taco Mia! is: 2 Hours, 10 Minutes, 32 seconds, and 86 mini seconds, I unlocked the last ingredient, Loco Mystery sauce on day 22, and fail on purpose on day 22, saving me much time
It is not careless mass food poisoning dear health inspector, it is ART, and art is a thing one has to die for. Especially if they have a weak stomach.
An average viewer of the “Búrgériá” gallery might not understand the absolute sublime nature of these pieces. The exquisite flair and overall decadence really lends itself to this work. A simpleton passerby couldn’t possibly understand the psychological connotations of such magnificent works.
Fun fact: Prudence first appears with her dog (who is apparently named Pickles) in Papa's Taco Mia. The only reason I know this is that there are (somehow) fandom wiki entries for all of the Papa's games, which honestly makes me wonder how many die-hard Papa's fans there are out there. Edit: wrote apparently twice
Welcome to Papa's Snapchateria. We give you uncooked burgers and you don't bother eating it and posting it online I'm slightly disappointed at the thought that no one is actually going to eat the burgers and thus no salmonella.
My Guinea pig Peanut loves watching your videos, especially these ones I’ve found. She once watched them on my computer for an hour, flopped in her little blanket. Keep up the good work!
Every time I give her my headphones gently placed around her and she hears the opening, she starts giving me little kisses and then watches intently, it’s a highlight of my days
"Looks like big Pauly has some snakes in HIS life and thats why he resignated so much with the artpiece, I think he might wanna go to a therapist." YOU DID NOT HAVE TO DO PAULY LIKE THAT OMG- 💀
This video made me open my eyes about art. I used to just believe that art is everything and nothing at once but how incorrect I was. This video taught me that art is not everything and nothing at once, Its more. Art is the amazing burgers that EazySpeezy has created here. I hope we all in the future can open our eyes when it comes to art, just as i opened my eyes. Thank you, EazySpeezy.
How a hacked Papa’s Burgeria conversation goes: Customer: “Look, I ordered one burger with nothing on it.” Papa Louie: “And that’s what I gave you.” Customer: “I know, it’s just so good I had to tell you about it.”
this doesn't even remotely qualify as a speedrun anymore and I am absolutely loving it
Haha glad you liked it. Yeah sometimes I go a bit outside “rules”
@@EazySpeezy Rules? Where we're going we don't need rules.
This is a blind artist% run, clearly
The honorable hacked speedrun:
Using Hacks but fucking around so much it adds up to roughly the same time as a normal speedrun
@@EazySpeezy lol the thumbnail
"Raw meat has a certain something that cooked meat will never have"
Let me guess? Salmonella
Itd be e-coli, chicken is salmonella
@@kadinallan2436 she didn't specify the meat so it could be e coli or salmonella
@@SaditRubel Why not both?
the fact that it was not cooked
Wow, I read salmonella Sam O'Nella
How the tables have turned
Eazyspeezy: gives customer two pieces of bread
Customer: YES
Haha this made me laugh
No one
Esayspeezy haha raw meat go brrr
if opera was a costumer.
Everyone dies of food poisoning
We sell *B R E A D* gluten free
"This is what I call the super pickle surprise with mayo."
I'm gonna have to stop you right there. What
i thought it was a good name
lul hi @EazySpeezy i like that name too but you coudve said super pickle surprise witha HINT of mayo(a small amount is called hint)
@@marsybarz I don't think you needed to explain what a hint is lol
2:43
"And she loves it"
@@marsybarz he said afterwards "a little hint of mayo" 2:45
0/10 If you hadn't said there was hacks I wouldn't have known
Life hacks
@@bloomingmoon7598
I already forgot I made this comment
I’ll try harder :,(
lol it hasnt been that long after the comment how do you forget
10/10 wally approved
2:51 I wasn’t expecting a poofesure reference but I’m glad it happened
The real art here is how he manages to get grill marks from a griddle...
The steamed hams effect
screw the rules, im gonna be an ✨artist✨
@@fostmango1066 why are you growing that mustache?...
me when idk how to draw a proper body
lol i read artist as art east
Never give this guy the authority to use mayo.
Never.
haha i use it... kinda responsibly
@@EazySpeezy This video is proof enough that you just spray it willy-nilly.
Gonna give you up
"Yes, this raw meat sandwich is exactly what I ordered, yes! Maybe I should share it with someone..."
-Prudence when she saw the burger before she got her puppy in Papa's Taco Mia
Awwww that’s very cute
omg this is so funny
8:08 "Sometimes, art pieces that take, like, no time at all get really famous"
The theme of Final Fantasy is one such example. The theme they were originally going for had some legal issue with it, so Uematsu had three hours to come up with something, ANYTHING before the deadline. That's what he did. And now, it's one of the most iconic songs of our time and even 30+ years later only gets slightly changed and touched up with the various reorchestrations.
DUDE YOUR ART THO. ITS BEAUTIFUL.
i wish my irl customers loved my art too.
when i give it to them, they take a bite and sleep forever without paying.
this is a good comment.
Simple. Just sue them. They can’t fight back so it’s an easy win. Plus if they do fight back then you can hear ghosts
@@augs___ this is a good reply
That’s so messed up I’m so sorry :(
@@EazySpeezy ik how do u do it? just the customers ig
"I call this the super pickle surprise with mayo"
Theres a joke to be made here. Just can't quite put it into words...
hahaha
hahaha
I can't quite put it into my mouth
@@mikailvandartel 😭😭😭
@@mikailvandartel NO
This video is proof of Speezy’s extreme creativity level
haha I really am a true arteest
idk how long this channel existed but its got good content and its creative
6:18 this left me in actual tears cause it was actually between buns... peak genz humour
also the amount of niche references and jokes in one video + the nostalgic gameplay really made this video all the much better
Akari giving you two 0's? How rude honestly, that was a masterpiece.
THANK YOU. She must not like art
ik this is for the memes and i dont wanna ruin it but still,its fine
@@marsybarz you already ruined it by making this comment saying you dont
@@uavyy you just inturrepted me and being a discord server admin
@@EazySpeezy I don't blame Akari for not liking your art.
7:13 wtf i laughed so hard
I can't ruin the 69 likes aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
6:20 EXCUSE ME WHAT LMAO
Haha it’s a beautiful piece
💩 lol
Art critic: what an amazing piece of art you can really see the passion and anger put into it!
The artist in the background: 8:18
Third world countries: We can't consume the meat we harvested, our cow is sick, what are we going to do
This madlad: the meat snake goes brr
I consumed more meat that humanity
@@helpmeplx1739 same
This is like the spongebob episode where patrick put googly eyes on burgers and everyone love it
DID SOMEONE SAY BURGERS?
Also- How did I know you were gonna do the hacked version of the game before I even saw the video?
Haha that’s high iq
1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 IQ
Bicuz da tietel
You played the hacked version already or you watched the video and lied for attention
The thumbnail, perhaps?
5:06 "Raw meat has a certain... something." Yeah it's called salmonella
3:51 "This represents society"
"...and it also represents onions"
Getting a stack of bread as tall as your torso? Hell yeah
10/10 would come back again 👌
i know i would
I don't make burgers, I make art
"This represents society.
And it also represents onions"
11/10 Artist lingo
2:21 "She loves the pink"
One could say she likes RAW-talent! Lol I'm sorry, but it was the perfect timing! XD
My score Of unlocking all the ingredients speedrun in Papa's Taco Mia! is: 2 Hours, 10 Minutes, 32 seconds, and 86 mini seconds, I unlocked the last ingredient, Loco Mystery sauce on day 22, and fail on purpose on day 22, saving me much time
That's honestly really impressive!
Gaming
2:34 “She has a lot of white on her but doing a mustard sandwich would be too easy”
Makes *PERFECT* sense.
"The super pickle surprise with mayo" has me rolling 🤣🤣
6:48
That burgers was so good that Alerbto eyes went missing.
3:44 "Oh god I didn't turn back on my hacks" lol
Prudence: *analuze a bread whit lettuce for 100 hours*
Also Prudence: YES
Sorry, analyze. IDK why, but i can't edit my comments
You walk in, you give your order, he slaps you in the face then gives you 2 peices of bread drenched in BBQ sauce.
This is amazing. An underrated artist, in generations to come, people with marvel at this masterpiece. Truly a sandwich artist.
even in a hacked speedrun you can't escape the "quit game" skip.
It truly is a Papa's game.
It is not careless mass food poisoning dear health inspector, it is ART, and art is a thing one has to die for.
Especially if they have a weak stomach.
EXACTLY someone gets it
Better name: How I started an E. Coli pandemic in Papa's Burgeria
Beautiful
An average viewer of the “Búrgériá” gallery might not understand the absolute sublime nature of these pieces. The exquisite flair and overall decadence really lends itself to this work. A simpleton passerby couldn’t possibly understand the psychological connotations of such magnificent works.
Finally a true critic to judge my masterpieces
“But there is one man that can bring them together. And that’s the Avatar. Good job Aang.”
Fun fact: Prudence first appears with her dog (who is apparently named Pickles) in Papa's Taco Mia.
The only reason I know this is that there are (somehow) fandom wiki entries for all of the Papa's games, which honestly makes me wonder how many die-hard Papa's fans there are out there.
Edit: wrote apparently twice
Welcome to Papa's Snapchateria.
We give you uncooked burgers and you don't bother eating it and posting it online
I'm slightly disappointed at the thought that no one is actually going to eat the burgers and thus no salmonella.
Yeah it is a depressing thought... but for art, you must be sad sometimes
"This represents society and it also represents onions" an amazing quote
Me: I want a cheese burger.
Eazypeezy: _gives me a bun_
Me: AH YES. EXQUISITE CUISINE.
When he said art I felt that
Almost every customer in the store after eazypeezy gives them “art”:
Finally some good fucking food
This quickly changed from a speedrun to burger art
My Guinea pig Peanut loves watching your videos, especially these ones I’ve found. She once watched them on my computer for an hour, flopped in her little blanket. Keep up the good work!
Every time I give her my headphones gently placed around her and she hears the opening, she starts giving me little kisses and then watches intently, it’s a highlight of my days
This art really touched me, and so did the tape worms.
Easy Speedy: just a normal speedrun nothing suspicious.
When he clickes out on the game: MY HACKS
The captions on the begging of the video:
Papa's burglary
When you realise it took eazy 2 whole minutes to create “Pigeon Shit”....
i like pigeons in my shit too
"Papa's Burgeria but Eazy just says literally whatever he wants for nine minutes and it's art so you can't even say it doesn't make sense"
ur soooo cute lmaoo i love ur personality and ur content, im really glad i discovered ur channel. remember me when u blow up!! ^.^
Thank you I really appreciate it!
"Looks like big Pauly has some snakes in HIS life and thats why he resignated so much with the artpiece, I think he might wanna go to a therapist." YOU DID NOT HAVE TO DO PAULY LIKE THAT OMG- 💀
The half being charred and half being raw is the “chraw”
Absolutely intriguing. These art pieces say a lot about the status of our society.
"looks like Big Pauly has some snakes in his life"
"I think he needs a therapist"
What if they're just his pets
You should definetly try
Papa Louie 2: When Burgers Attack!
It was my favourite Papa's game ever.
Definitely gonna get to it!
how do you want your burger?
Eazy: *B R E A D*
4:45 "So many reasons why one should never entertain the taste of scarlet"
- "Scarlet" by Periphery
Wally: *orders anything*
Everyone: C U M B U R G E R
Artistic master piece. 10/10
When I was a kid, I always thought mayo was onion sauce
as if i needed another reason to hate mayo
Burgeria is the golden kid that everybody loves
3:59 "i call it bread"
Nobody
Not a single soul
Artists at 3 am:
Wait, Papas Burgeria? I thought you were playing Passpartout, The Starving Artist Simulator
This video made me open my eyes about art. I used to just believe that art is everything and nothing at once but how incorrect I was. This video taught me that art is not everything and nothing at once, Its more. Art is the amazing burgers that EazySpeezy has created here. I hope we all in the future can open our eyes when it comes to art, just as i opened my eyes.
Thank you, EazySpeezy.
“The super pickle surprise with mayo” 😏
Ummmm im not even gonna ask
1:01 BSJSBSJSSN LMAO
is this a dbz/dbs reference
How a hacked Papa’s Burgeria conversation goes:
Customer: “Look, I ordered one burger with nothing on it.”
Papa Louie: “And that’s what I gave you.”
Customer: “I know, it’s just so good I had to tell you about it.”
4:36 you should have reserved that one for greg when he would've eventually arrived at rank 32
7:13 **laughs in Pucci**
"do you believe in gravity"
speezy doesnt and that makes him epic man
“The super pickle surprise with mayo” 😂😂😂😂
I love the fact that this is somehow an speedrun, even not being qualified to be one
This is more than art!
This man is enlightened to the core!!!
I died, got reincarnated then died again when you said "I call this one "1 ply toilet paper"
I love the not-so-subtle meta social commentary with the society/onion burger
The artwork: Pegion Shit
Costumers: *Beautiful*
I like how both him and poofesure got a horrible score on Akari
I remember very well making a tower of mayonnaise and offering it to customers
I got a vietnam flashback when I saw Wally ask for mayo on his burger.
I think it is so funny how you can defy gravity in this game! LOL
they're just really polite, they're too nervous to say you messed up their order.
THE SUPER PICKLE SURPRISE LMAO, THIS IS GREAT
4:45
Team Burgeress
Yellowtarch, with is Yellow Sauce Co.
Redsaucer, with his Red Sauce Co.
And finally, Bread Co, owned by Sauce Hale.
This is honestly what they call "Creativity brought to it's limits" except there's a catch
you are an artist
There were actually three imposters in the Among Us Burger, one of the patties was kind of cooked on one side
The poofesure reference made this one of my favorite videos
5:06 I agree raw chick has a certain taste to it that cooked chicken will never have its almost something like salmon with vanilla.
This man has singlehandedly boosted the budget of healthcare in Papa's World simply through artwork. Amazing.
Even the total tips at the end are perfect “69”
i love how poofs famous mainly because of this game
EazySpeezy, constantly giving CJD/BSE, Salmonella, and E. Coli to customers
Me: I don’t want pickles with my burger
MacDonalds 2:40
"This is the piece that I call.. pigeon shi- And you know Wally. He loves getting pigeons up in his shit."