THE NEW ALPHABET KILLER CHALLENGE - Yandere Simulator

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  • @chillyonyotitties
    @chillyonyotitties 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3603

    “more trees, more lockers.”
    *MORE BUSHES*

  • @deltawarrior2323
    @deltawarrior2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    Ayano: *picks up a bat*
    Everyone in the damn school: I feel a disturbance in the force...

    • @allied1345
      @allied1345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ikr but how the delinquents hold weapons like-

    • @rhiannonharrigan6738
      @rhiannonharrigan6738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me: touch a bat get apprehended
      Delicuins: literally attack me there ok ! How does that work

  • @Harudodo
    @Harudodo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2109

    Bijuu: Those kids aren't supposed to have their cell phones at school!
    Me: _Those kids aren't supposed to be _*_at_*_ school_

  • @Gemini-Lion
    @Gemini-Lion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    “We get a bunch of bees. We put them in the vents. They’ll hear the buzzing- they’ll be confused. And that’s when we bring in the *bears.* ” -Bijju Mike 2020

    • @mhmm._537
      @mhmm._537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      “ There’s dolphins strapped to the bears...why..*pushes up glasses in anime style* it’s a distraction “- Bijju 2020

    • @myffyandlutube37
      @myffyandlutube37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      " While they're distracted, we throw down cherry blossoms. How is that gonna help you ask? The cherry blossoms are filled with deadly nightshade. And they will fall on the students in alphabetical order and that's how we win the challenge. " -Bijuu Mike 2020 (Or something like that I kinda forgot)

    • @monokuma7746
      @monokuma7746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Press F for my kind

    • @u8gfrwvevgwd
      @u8gfrwvevgwd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Monokuma! F

    • @diamondseraph9369
      @diamondseraph9369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mhmm._537
      I somehow read this just as/before he said this...

  • @iaka1306
    @iaka1306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Imagine after all of that he forgot to turn on his camera...

    • @Luvierestr
      @Luvierestr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      NO. No

    • @willowthewolf8323
      @willowthewolf8323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oooh that would've sucked-

    • @rockyroadtheunimaginable
      @rockyroadtheunimaginable 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i woulda turned on ebola ❤️‍🔥

    • @Fire.....
      @Fire..... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rockyroadtheunimaginable Tho it would be a bit harder since anyone that touches you dies so it would be hard to kill the students in order if they are grouped up

    • @littlecut_ieroblox2599
      @littlecut_ieroblox2599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh no oh no no no no no no no no no I WOULD HATE MYSELF HONESTY I DID THAT BEFORE

  • @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer
    @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    Yandere chan: *picks up bat*
    Student from the other side of the school: weird...I feel like someone..
    *WANTS TO PLAY SOME BASEBALL!*

    • @Lottie.R.L
      @Lottie.R.L 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Waylon tgg \ Waylon TheGreasyGamer I thought you meant bat as in the animal and my mind went “it’s c****a time”

    • @Void_Echoes
      @Void_Echoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Waylon tgg \ Waylon TheGreasyGamer
      Yandere Chan: *_picks up bat_*
      Random Student: I feel a disturbance in the force, as if a student who isn’t in the sports club just picked up a baseball bat

    • @derautisadrianos7050
      @derautisadrianos7050 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Scout

    • @lovelyegg33
      @lovelyegg33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING
      Lol I love this reference

    • @shrewuzu2713
      @shrewuzu2713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I laughed harder at this than i should've

  • @Scaramoucheswifeteehee
    @Scaramoucheswifeteehee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    “The arrow told me to do it”-Bijuu Mike, 2020
    Me: **yells at wall**
    Mom: what are you doing
    Me: ThE aRrOw ToLd Me To Do It :P

    • @justinc_100
      @justinc_100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      •Äñgęvîl • what the

    • @AAnimatians
      @AAnimatians 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂

    • @stinkygoober.
      @stinkygoober. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      _yes_ *yes* _Y_ *E* _S_ *!*

    • @rosalie2948
      @rosalie2948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@stinkygoober. oh no, I must retreat. the joestars always find me somehow

    • @theworldstarplatinum8815
      @theworldstarplatinum8815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rosalie2948 nu uh
      Star Platinum Za Warudo

  • @catarin_01
    @catarin_01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    Learn that alphabet with buff bijuu mike: YOU KILL EVERYONE IN YOUR SCHOOL AND AVOID S BECAUSE THATS SENPAI

    • @gfalconi
      @gfalconi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Avoid t bc thats taro

    • @_caramel_9739
      @_caramel_9739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      what about sHiMa ShItA-

    • @wishingmoons8762
      @wishingmoons8762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gfalconi 𝓎ℯ𝒶𝒽

    • @animesimpp4338
      @animesimpp4338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@_caramel_9739 the last name without the A sounds.....interesting?

    • @user-sg8sq3bm9r
      @user-sg8sq3bm9r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Avoid S because thats Shiromi

  • @astellios
    @astellios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    “Welcome to Yandere school with Bijuu Mike” | Captions: Welcome to unity school with movie June welcome

    • @evaperic2876
      @evaperic2876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      OMG I just checked!! How

    • @honeystream9499
      @honeystream9499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well, technically it is a unity school...

    • @T0XY4
      @T0XY4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Is it true that theres 77 students???
      Please tell me the truth

    • @saturn7931
      @saturn7931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly LOL

    • @shadowwhistle606
      @shadowwhistle606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      G̶r̶e̶e̶n̶ B̶o̶b̶a̶ T̶e̶a̶ {グリーンボバティー} *Y E S*

  • @lemonchildxo
    @lemonchildxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    when they started moving near the end i literally cried for him 😭😂

    • @maria.45510
      @maria.45510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SAME😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @macattack9318
      @macattack9318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FR 😫

  • @zoie6013
    @zoie6013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1901

    Bijuu: *Have you forgotten your ABCs?*
    Me: *Well no, but actually yes*

    • @v3nus704
      @v3nus704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Zoie I have actually forgotten my abcs ;v: a b c d e f g h I j k ??????????????????

    • @kimhongjoong5724
      @kimhongjoong5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      i forgot them immediately after he said that tbh

    • @frogtoes8680
      @frogtoes8680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is the alphabet: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm there you go.🙃

    • @sweetpotato5165
      @sweetpotato5165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know UwU: a,b,c,d,e,f,g,x,i,j,k,l,o,m,n,q,w,e,r,t,s,a,f,t,e,t,f,s,l,o,p,z that is the correct abc

    • @cpmapl4220
      @cpmapl4220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@frogtoes8680 thank u

  • @spinjitzumasterfalcon
    @spinjitzumasterfalcon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    15:29 He wasted over 1 hour of his life for us. A true hero.

  • @Mynameishassan0
    @Mynameishassan0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    I didn’t even know there was a student for every 26 letters

    • @frogtoes8680
      @frogtoes8680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You learn something new everyday

    • @myname1861
      @myname1861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      " *the more you know* "

    • @strawberryknives
      @strawberryknives 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *t h e m o r e y o u k n o w .*

    • @zoie6013
      @zoie6013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      that’s a big mood though haha

    • @ra-yb4fr
      @ra-yb4fr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      P

  • @_stormqueen_
    @_stormqueen_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "If it didn't said we failed, we didn't fail, remember that." Sounds like a threat

  • @alyssiabalzhiser4493
    @alyssiabalzhiser4493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Mike: I'm not going to spend all my time doing this
    Jay: *...*

  • @saihahahara7784
    @saihahahara7784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Lets face it, we were all yelling at him to use ebola on the line at the end.

  • @MrsSking123
    @MrsSking123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    WHERES THE "ELEMENO"?
    The abcs area wierd these days

  • @darkcorviknight8819
    @darkcorviknight8819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Bijuu Mike: "Have you forgotten your ABC's?"
    Me: **Remembers my ABC's from 6 years ago**
    Also me: **Forgets my Locker Combo after the fifth day in Quarantine**

    • @caelum1674
      @caelum1674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Saaaaame

    • @krazykupcake1547
      @krazykupcake1547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I forgot my locker combo after the first day of school

    • @multi.ghoul-mp3
      @multi.ghoul-mp3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I forgot mine the second day of school

    • @jojodaniel214
      @jojodaniel214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh I forgot it the moment I step away from my locker

    • @darkcorviknight8819
      @darkcorviknight8819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jojodaniel214 That's actually hilarious 😂

  • @uwu-chan8245
    @uwu-chan8245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "And that's how I learned my ABC's"-11:12 best quote

  • @Ineedcoffeeee_
    @Ineedcoffeeee_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “I’m very disappointed there is no bear option” why am I laughing at this😂😂

  • @taiyo2347
    @taiyo2347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Bijuu: Have you forgotten your ABCs?
    Me: I never knew them to begin with-

  • @efiechan-7127
    @efiechan-7127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    A B C D E F G
    Me singing along not knowing what’s coming: H I J K.. **stops**
    DA DANG SONG: *L M N*
    Me: **Throws My phone at the wall**

    • @hendzitouni3520
      @hendzitouni3520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kids these days, throwing phones while I can't afford one...I'm joking,I'm writing this on my phone lol

    • @efiechan-7127
      @efiechan-7127 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      •Eternel Void• Oop- well I have an otter box phone case so I can throw my phone all I want XD

    • @Imma_dream123
      @Imma_dream123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ęłfîe•čhåñ •-• I got triggered when they didn’t say the LMNOP all together >:(

    • @kathyj5316
      @kathyj5316 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What was that song?

  • @nezuko_chan9167
    @nezuko_chan9167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "plot twist. there is dolphins straped to the bears. why? for a distraction"
    me: ...wow... that is genius

    • @toboe6182
      @toboe6182 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed way to hard at that when it was said XD

  • @akiong6837
    @akiong6837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "You took a picture of smoke!"
    I think:
    "Look at this picture she smokin' hard!!!!!"

  • @raekoo5823
    @raekoo5823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "help, I'm working so hard"
    Challenge hasn't started

  • @bretacchi
    @bretacchi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The exact moment were Bijuu just wasted an hour and twenty five minutes: 18:49
    The exact moment were Bijuu said “I just hope to god I didn’t mess up”: 15:15
    *I really felt that.*

  • @justamikankinnie5569
    @justamikankinnie5569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Beat Your Bike: The real problem is how the kids have there phones in school
    Me: The real problem is how the kids are in school cause, iTS cORoNa TImE

    • @dollykumo2959
      @dollykumo2959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As much as you don't want to go to school , I think you should stay in it .

    • @catenjoyer2114
      @catenjoyer2114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kumo Narazi it’s a covid-19 joke lol

    • @Scaramoucheswifeteehee
      @Scaramoucheswifeteehee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep

    • @dysfuncti0nal_sk1ttle
      @dysfuncti0nal_sk1ttle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would love that, speaking of which, I'm heading out today. See ya when I get Corona

    • @moodymoosh
      @moodymoosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Beat your bike 😂😂😂

  • @sixistires7963
    @sixistires7963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Michael, I really appreciate your effort in making that line. You tried so hard and had such incredible patience, I really think that would be incredible if it worked.

  • @ryuzayuki1997
    @ryuzayuki1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    18:20 - 18:50. He could've just made it easy on himself by walking through the line in Ebola mode but he didn't. He had to use witch mode and remove the teachers, things that doomed him for failure. I love you Mike, but I would've thought that out more and it was frustrating seeing you not choose the most secure way to beat the challenge and fail.

  • @moodymoosh
    @moodymoosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    When yan chan tortures someone, she just plays the cursed ABC's over and over again.

    • @brioche_bread
      @brioche_bread 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg yea..I want to rip my hair out listening to it

  • @jazz_and_ana446
    @jazz_and_ana446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Bijuu Mike: “have you forgotten how to say your abcs”
    *me and everyone else quarantined*
    Me: the fact that I’m actually forgetting my abcs slowly 🗿

    • @sebastianmichaelis2441
      @sebastianmichaelis2441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes. 😔

    • @cazza24aus
      @cazza24aus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i forgot the humpty dumpty nursery rhyme today..😂

    • @kamkam1a334
      @kamkam1a334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Felt 😔

    • @the.angelic
      @the.angelic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      _True, so, so true._ 😔

    • @Rana_cute_yt
      @Rana_cute_yt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate saying it but yes 👍 bec we don't need to know them bec we aren't at first grade anymore 🙌

  • @kalikar2able
    @kalikar2able 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Song: *Takes a break between N and O*
    Me: TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!

    • @francisbeen7984
      @francisbeen7984 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keosha Cathey also giveaways for fortnite epic game reward

  • @SweetOrangeGirl
    @SweetOrangeGirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Student: Why did you kill them?!
    Yandere-chan: I do as the crystal guides.
    (No seriously, that’s what it made me think of.)

  • @thenight9077
    @thenight9077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Why don't you just join sports club and avoid the suspicion of the bat

  • @my_little.chuchu
    @my_little.chuchu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    *Screen shows "challenge failed"*
    Bijuu mike: "Do you think I failed? I don't know."

  • @wendyxstanlove7851
    @wendyxstanlove7851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Mike: I have a cool freaking idea
    Also Mike: *hits hand on mic* ow

  • @_TheTia_
    @_TheTia_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    TH-cam: "There are 78 comments."
    Me: "Can I see-"
    TH-cam: "Hecc no."

    • @myname1861
      @myname1861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fax *fish fish fish fish boi loves you all except for ppl who eat fish he is holy fish boi*

    • @Ti-Sonic
      @Ti-Sonic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *d e n i e d*

    • @gachaeilish9264
      @gachaeilish9264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they count with the replies to

    • @honeyjoon7243
      @honeyjoon7243 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      youre fucking lying, lemme see
      pls get the reference-

    • @somebodyrandom3377
      @somebodyrandom3377 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait 78
      Game:has 77 characters

  • @ice.hoonnn
    @ice.hoonnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    When you realise the knives method down the line won't work
    Me: "Should have just used Ebola mode and ran down the line" 😂😢

  • @gryffindorkc5720
    @gryffindorkc5720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Me: watching the moment when he unpause's
    Boyfriend: Why do you look so sad?
    Me: THIS IS A VERY SAD MOMENT!

  • @thatgirlwithleflipflop1202
    @thatgirlwithleflipflop1202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Those kids aren’t supposed to have phones
    Me: THEY NOT EVEN SPOSE TO BE THERE CUZ OF RONA

    • @sushi2666
      @sushi2666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Raimee Rosamond rona? You mean corona

    • @fuck_youtube_handles
      @fuck_youtube_handles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      シ starry nights Rona XD

    • @jiafeiproducts8683
      @jiafeiproducts8683 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow you are soooooo smart it is totally rona and not corona😅

    • @thatgirlwithleflipflop1202
      @thatgirlwithleflipflop1202 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luyanda Mthembu rona is my way of saying it. 😊

    • @shinisnotonfire
      @shinisnotonfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jiafeiproducts8683 wow you're soooo smart it totally wasn't on purpose

  • @fossilizedpoltergeist18
    @fossilizedpoltergeist18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    may we talk about how he actually makes quality content? like really really good content

  • @burikinodance
    @burikinodance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I got angry that he didn't join the sports club lmao

    • @lunacontrols6805
      @lunacontrols6805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sameee

    • @imud0ra
      @imud0ra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol me too

    • @Murph-P
      @Murph-P 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rantaro-

    • @KcKitty-
      @KcKitty- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao Ikr

  • @jennygarcia8253
    @jennygarcia8253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Therapist: Buff Bijuu Mike is not real. He can't hurt you.
    Buff Bijuu Mike: 0:08

  • @carmacaila5753
    @carmacaila5753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Have you forgotten how to say ur abc’s?”
    Me: yes, yes I have forgot

  • @justcats22theonce95
    @justcats22theonce95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Nobody:
    Beegao Magee: HaVe YoU eVeR fOrGoT YoUr AbCs?
    Also last time I was this early David's mom was still sane😂

    • @BaxyWaxyWooWoo
      @BaxyWaxyWooWoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So that means you have never been early ME TO

    • @ra-yb4fr
      @ra-yb4fr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      P

    • @caleb1706
      @caleb1706 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just Cats22 The Once David’s mom was never sane

    • @abbi8938
      @abbi8938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just Cats22 The Once that means you’ve never been early..

    • @aprilgonzales2252
      @aprilgonzales2252 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abbi8938 Ayyy how you doing Kirishima?

  • @TheHoodedWarden
    @TheHoodedWarden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Bijuu: *lines all the students up*
    Also Bijuu: Look at all them chickens...

  • @froggy_kai5323
    @froggy_kai5323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Bijuu: have you forgotten your ABC's
    Me: welp no
    Also bijuu Mike : plays that really annoying abc song

  • @Mr_Mooferson
    @Mr_Mooferson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:28 OHHH MY GOD HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THAT WAS FROM THE OFFICE BEFORE!! IVE SEEN EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF THE OFFICE 15 TIMES AND IM NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING THAT WAS HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER!!

  • @TheFlyingRail
    @TheFlyingRail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Damn what an absolute effort Mike put in to this challenge.
    Mad respec👏👏👏

  • @JustFionaLol
    @JustFionaLol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bijuu: Have you forgotten your ABCs?
    Me: *-Yes-* NO BUT I FORGOT MY MULTIPLICATION FACTS AND FRACTIONS

  • @mikantsumiki9297
    @mikantsumiki9297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mike, thank you for making my day. I just sprained my ankle, and watching you made me happy.

  • @AccelG
    @AccelG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    0:54
    *LMNOP left the chat*

    • @theworthysoul
      @theworthysoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Accel Griffin ikr, it’s the fake song

    • @shezelvalasse7535
      @shezelvalasse7535 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They killed the original alphabet song.
      My friends say that this alphabet song is a SIN

  • @local_blonde3784
    @local_blonde3784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't believe I was actually SCRUB OF THE DAY!!!!!! OMG YOUR MY FAVORITE TH-camR

  • @rensmusicandartt
    @rensmusicandartt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bijuu: I’ve been recording for like 35 minutes
    Me, with the video at 11:21: WAT

  • @chickenstrips3247
    @chickenstrips3247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    JOIN THE SPORTS CLUB SO YOU ARE NOT SUSPICIOUS WHEN CARRYING A BAT

  • @feet4906
    @feet4906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    My father sings the abc’s exactly like that, I only found out until a month ago and I was horrified

  • @bretacchi
    @bretacchi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    21:01
    “Oh yes kudere I would like to check out a book, it starts with the u...
    *It’s called u dead jejejeh”*

  • @ConfusedMikki
    @ConfusedMikki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'd just like to say that I appreciate the time and effort Bijuu Mike is putting into his videos, especially this one, after he spent so much time to put everyone in line and the students just run away and scatter around the school... Press F t̶o̶ ̶k̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶O̶s̶a̶n̶a̶ to pay respect

  • @grzybciupospolity
    @grzybciupospolity 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some tips.
    1- use blunt objects such as the pipe wrench and magical girl wand
    2-use the radio for student council members and use rubiks cube for normal students.
    3-DO NOT stress or become angry. By doing this you will always lose (I had to learn that the heard way.)
    4-prepare snacks and coffee because this will be a long journey soldier.
    5- don't be serious. Nobody ever takes you seriously (that's good btw)
    6-make sure that the ayano body pillow is near you AT ALL TIMES!

  • @bertha8987
    @bertha8987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Starts video and sees bijuu mike with a six pack*
    Me: mom we’re the holy water?

  • @myname1861
    @myname1861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Mom: "you need to work on your grammar! You're failing language arts!"
    Me: "ye right I totally understand the you~
    Jk mom I know all my abds-"

  • @floraox-inactive7178
    @floraox-inactive7178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    TH-cam: There are 49 comments.
    Me: Oh cool!!
    Also me: Can I see them?
    TH-cam: *N o.*

  • @feet2000
    @feet2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I now that you probably wont see this Bijuu, but I had I dream were I met you. We hung out the entire day and talked about anime and stuff. I honestly cried when I woke up from the dream because you are my favorite youtuber and honestly, my favorite "celebrity". I really hope you see this because it would literally make my whole week. I love you bijuu, stay inside. -Hailee 🥰🤗

  • @Monochromiaa
    @Monochromiaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey bijuu, I have some tips for you that I hope will help you (Or other people) Next time you attempt the Abc challenge.
    1: Use a bat and sneak up behind people. This will make it so there's no blood. (I recommend joining the sports club first, so people aren't suspicious of you)
    2: Hide bodies behind the wall in the calligraphy room. no body goes into there except student council, but they don't check behind the wall.
    3: When moving bodies, use trash bags. Students will just think you're moving trash.
    4: To make it easier to eliminate the council, use radios. the council will hear the radio and try to turn it off. When this happens you can sneak up behind them with a bat and eliminate them. (Might also work with teachers, I haven't tried it yet though.)
    5: Try to keep your sanity high. Students will not interact/follow you if you look insane, and you will lose reputation.
    6: if you see a student council and your carrying a corpse that's not in a trash bag, you can hide it in a nearby locker, you can locate these using yandere vision.
    I hope this helps you. I look forward to seeing you attempt this challenge again.

  • @rachelcaplan5197
    @rachelcaplan5197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Have you forgotten your abc’s”
    Me in quarantine and haven’t gone to school in 3 weeks: yes, yes I have

    • @doxyfoxy
      @doxyfoxy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Rachel Caplan same

    • @rachelcaplan5197
      @rachelcaplan5197 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dangan!Leah Or quipcuohdkxhlchndotdhldyldlfdphdyaa
      Got to have those two a’s at the end

  • @ahmykt3986
    @ahmykt3986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    When you find a Biju Mike video that was uploaded 30 seconds ago: yes.

    • @celinegrande8895
      @celinegrande8895 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ahmet burak are you Turkish?

    • @ahmykt3986
      @ahmykt3986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@celinegrande8895 YES! I AM

    • @celinegrande8895
      @celinegrande8895 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ahmet burak ben de türküm merhaba hhajsjalkdksk

  • @lordofcats5448
    @lordofcats5448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Me: I’m so early 4 mins like there’s gotta be like at the most 50 comments
    Peoples: *comment*
    Me: Oop-

  • @8bakedcats890
    @8bakedcats890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg yes he hasn’t done the alphabet challenge in sooooo long yesssss thank yoooouu 🙏

  • @avss53
    @avss53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Caption: Welcome to unity school with Movie June
    Great, I’m so excited!

  • @vmw819
    @vmw819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Bijjumike "have you forgot how to say your ABC's?"
    Me "yes we have been in coratine too long!!" 🥺

    • @trashkid9380
      @trashkid9380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Quarantine*

    • @sprinkles.310n
      @sprinkles.310n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p
      q r s
      t u v
      w x
      y & z

    • @slithery7765
      @slithery7765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s only been 3 weeks 🤣🤣

    • @sprinkles.310n
      @sprinkles.310n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      more like 3 YEARS!

    • @sillychuu
      @sillychuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bernice Nunez 4 weeks in 4 days*

  • @katatakuchikarimekufu5206
    @katatakuchikarimekufu5206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    More trees, more bushes, more lockers
    Me: SMOKE BOMBS!

  • @Creatorsan
    @Creatorsan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The alphabet killer challenge in a nutshell
    Ayano: *'m the only letter of the aphabet to survive!*

  • @BearKookieKusu
    @BearKookieKusu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i was laughing so much finding out that you put all the students lined up in pose mode just to kill XD that takes dedication

  • @moveidobite6124
    @moveidobite6124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that prize was Amazing and worth the half an hour of my life I spent watching this video

  • @maygacha5838
    @maygacha5838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Yay i love this challenge 😂❤

  • @vixy0517
    @vixy0517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this is the only thing keeping me from going insane while in quarantine...lol

  • @KeiraLuizzi1
    @KeiraLuizzi1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m very concerned that they actually made this a challenge XD

  • @PrettyImportant
    @PrettyImportant 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey bijuu. If you even see this... a week ago my mom died of Coronavirus. Be for she was diagnosed I showed her your channel she loved it. At least she died happy. Thanks for the memories bijuu 💖

  • @kalashnikat3857
    @kalashnikat3857 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    you know it’s probably been about four years since i started watching bijuu mike, i took a break from watching him for a couple of years it’s nice to come back and still see him making videos :,)

  • @Moonliaarts
    @Moonliaarts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    For anyone who doesn't know their A B C:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    Thank me later :)
    Edit: nOw I kNoW mY AbC nExT tImE yOu wILL sINg wItH mE

    • @milomiles4005
      @milomiles4005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @washedupartist4211
      @washedupartist4211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      thank you I forgot my ABCs during isolation.

    • @chamomil3t3a65
      @chamomil3t3a65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bless you 😭

    • @gfalconi
      @gfalconi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, you forgot to håïļ ľøřđ §æţăņ

    • @akutix.2857
      @akutix.2857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly if anyone watching this video doesn’t know their abc’s, they probably shouldn’t be watching this.

  • @splishsplashtrash417
    @splishsplashtrash417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    when he did it and everyone started walking, i felt that... 😔😔😔

  • @courtney5312
    @courtney5312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Aija in this episode:I was looking at the baseball bat coming closer and closer and wondering what was happening? *And then it hit me*

  • @lesbianbat8420
    @lesbianbat8420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mike: **carries body**
    Budo: 👁👄👁

  • @littlemanwithhat1966
    @littlemanwithhat1966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thy Alphabet Song truly is a Bop

  • @oofgiraffes
    @oofgiraffes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jay: uses black hole and then teleports them to him
    Bijuu Mike: spends over an hour to line everyone up

  • @pixieprincess2034
    @pixieprincess2034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The magic when he said “I did it”

  • @velle.violet
    @velle.violet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    nobody:
    everybody in the comments:
    iM eArLy OmG
    fUrSt
    sEcOnD wOw

  • @insertusername7165
    @insertusername7165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I actually started weirdly screaming when the alphabet started playing and my brother gave me this concerned look😂

  • @stuspot3829
    @stuspot3829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why is nobody talking about how hard Mike worked to try to make good content for us 🥺

  • @hazelnusz
    @hazelnusz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:52 _NO JAJAJA, TODO ESTABA YENDO BIEN! ¿Donde está la bomba rosa cuando se le necesita? Buen video, realmente necesitaba reírme un poco hoy.

  • @PopsiCho
    @PopsiCho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My mom: *eats salad*
    Me: I want a salad
    Also me: *gets salad*
    Me: *watches Bijuu Mike*

  • @umbre712
    @umbre712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bijuu: Akane, Akane Akane
    Me: Akane from danganronpa?

  • @jas_.t
    @jas_.t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Was anyone else yelling at their phone saying “SAVE THE GAMEE?”

  • @tortenini
    @tortenini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:09 this is what the world has come too🤣

  • @reneealthea6875
    @reneealthea6875 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:37
    Red handed on yandere simulator:*just red handed*
    Red handed on an undertale comic:*IS JUST A PUN-*

  • @yuhletsgetit
    @yuhletsgetit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The way Bijuu says “smoke mom” reminds me of Jungkook going “ARMY mum”. BTS ARMY where u at 😂

    • @tortilla5938
      @tortilla5938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ꧁ Lissa ꧂ right here🤠👌

  • @natalyanikitina3764
    @natalyanikitina3764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Day 6 of Bijuu not burning Clarence:
    Ok just burn him already Mike

  • @milomiles4005
    @milomiles4005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Davids mum be Like:
    FINNALY HE DO SOMETHING THAT MAKE KIDS LEARN SOMETHING!

  • @m3taph0r1c4l
    @m3taph0r1c4l 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    A-amai odayaka
    B-beat ur bike
    C-circular saw
    D-dismember
    E-electrocution
    F-failure
    G-guidance counceler
    H-hanako yamada
    I-i love senpai
    J-joke
    K-kizana sunobu
    L-life note
    M-mida rana
    N-nani
    O-osana najimi
    P-petrified
    Q-quarantine
    R-resurected
    S-senpai
    T-taro yamada
    U-u needa sub to bijuu
    V-victim
    W-witch mode
    X-xx
    Y-yandere
    Z-ZZzZzZ

  • @Zexlo07
    @Zexlo07 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bijuu: *is carrying a dead body*
    Also Bijuu: "guess you could say she's a dead weight"