You might wanna pay attention to this.
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 ก.พ. 2020
- Phil’s dropping some SERIOUS advice.
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Wait 'til the end...👀😂🐓
Yes?
Phil swift is epic
Ok boomer
Who wouldn't?
Yes I will.
“the memes.”
phil stares into the distance in a traumatic flashback
“the endless memes”
Flex tape....can't fix that..
LastLoneWolf FTW but flex paste can
He was having a fuckin' mental breakdown
For a moment, he looked like a serial killer in the dark room
Vietnam flashbacks intensify
Phil Swift really using the Mafia Boss lighting here.
The Flex-father
why is this the only comment showing? is the Phil mafia coming for me?
@@nonstop8220 Nah, he has a DIO pfp. His son thinks drugs are bad.
@@joshuakorynta3385 hey!
Dont accuse uncle like that
Xerloca
But what if Hat Kid gets Flex Tape...?
The reason that I like this company is because they:
-Became a meme
-Awknowledged their meme status
-And then did absolutely nothing to remove said meme status.
That is called effective marketing.
Exactly. It's practically saving them marketing. Typically these telemarketing channels stay as is. But the internet is shouting their name voluntarily.
I better pop by and collect my pay check
Just like Reggie
and they're products actually work
elon also did the same thing
Yeah just like yosua putra in Indonesia
all the endless crazy memes... you can see his meme PTSD kick in when he sajd that
Lol
Yes
Yes
What if he made the first meme so people would meme even more
Lol
Phil Swift: *_All the endless, crazy memes._*
The Media: _cool, but here is more!_
again, all the endless memes!
Yangzithewhat YT yes more menes
I just woke up a day after I commented this and got 1.1k likes.. i-..
I read this right as Phil said it
“All the endless crazy memes” - flex tape can’t fix that
FlyingDank
If it ain't broke, don't fix it
@@fartyperson that sure is right
Ironic.
Neither my Crazy Diamond can...
Phil in the dark: "All the crazy memes!"
Everyone: "Put the gun down Phil they are just memes!"
Go home to your wife, we can fix this!
Put down the chainsaw!!!
Chop guys hand off.
Now that's a lot of damage!
@@absolutecarnage777 with flex tape
*smells air*
Do you smell that, everyone?
That is the smell of upcoming memes.
And bird poop.
@Jarbledumbles well I'm certainly smiling something when I'm around bird poop.
That smelly smell...
Dio supports the flex seal cause
*MEMEAGEDDON*
"Hey, I'm talking to you. Are you even listening to me?" *me aggressively scrolling through the comments already* "maybe"
LOL
Same
I tried to see if there were captions right when he said that
You mean "perhaps"
Or "good question"
Me: reads "hey I'm talking to you comments"
Phil at the same time: hey I'm talking to you
Bro wtf he said it right when I looked at this comment
@@cryomancer20 same wtf
RFD Airsoft SAME
Same thing happened to me OMFG
Wtf man how tf did you do that😂👏🏻👏🏻
This man is a method actor. The way he was shaking his hands at 0:22 😂
I don’t think he was acting lmao. Just getting some serious ptsd
I actually looked away and then he said "Hey im talking to you"
Im terrified
Me too
@@mislavgrosinic5584 coincidence?
*i think not*
That happened
Lmao Same I was terrified.
Same
"I'm gonna give you a product you can't refuse .-Phil Swift, The Flex Father.
Ha, When the chicken came on I was like, "wait. Huh what, I think Phil has gone crazy."
@@MilesWg
Send help, Phil has lost it again, this time he came in early with a Tommy gun and now he's acting like some sort of mafia boss, we really need to restrict his access to Flex Glue and get him to rehab ASAP
Yo I’m the thousandth like
@@generalrubbish9513 I'll get the glue, you get the flex paste, we'll paste his gun, and glue his feet to the ground
@@generalrubbish9513
The martians have gotten worse for him.
What we all want this guy to say:
"I did it for the memes."
**video starts**
Me: “Ph-Phil?”
Thanos: I will tear your world in half
Phill swift: nothing I can’t fix
Legit, I would watch a showdown like this. Hell, I'd even pay for it.
With the new FLEXTAPE AIRPLANE SPRAYER
Imagine being pregnant and all of a sudden you start farting dust
This company handled being a meme in the best way possible.
Yeah 😂😂😂
Whoever decided to capitalize on that is a genius. They must have made a stupid amount of money. Also I hope phil is getting paid.
They should embrace it. I swear they make these commercials as memeable as possible.
@@jacobstarr9010 they absolutely do it on purpose now the first commercial? Ehhhhh I dunno. Not sure if that was intentionally memeable
@@LucefieD when Phil says "it penetrates deep into hard to reach areas" do you really think that they didn't think twice about that?
Papa John: The day of reckoning will come
Phil: You need to watch this.
This is the end times! THE END TIIIIMES!
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Phil Swift: speaks in dark room
Me in my head: *did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth plagus the wise*
Hey I saw you in one of lego star wars games vids
Phil Swift: All the ENDLESS, CRAZY memes.
Everyone: This would make a good meme.
Flyingkitty **laughfter intensifies**
@Christian Hansen Did I ask?
I’m calling it...
...an epic reveal for FLEX SEAL: THE MOVIE!
Jackson Sonner honestly hope so
@@Hyp3rrDX Starring JonTron!
@@somefrickinbrick9575 and *JOSEPHI KRAKOWSKI with flex tape*
@@ginafoxcat3603 and the bucket being a bucket
Haha Yes
1:03 *Don’t Poop in the confrence room anymore, that’s a cockadoodle-DONT*
*Chicken: takes huge poop*
1:10
Phil: *BRUH*
K
Phil swift: Expresses concern about internet's obsession with him.
The internet: *the* *ride* *never* *ends*
0:36 I think he noticed that comment I posted on the proper YT Rewind...
LOL
"You're kidding me right! 😡" -Philip Swifteranium
@@disappointedcucumber Yep. That comment.
What comment was that?
@@AlexVenthem th-cam.com/video/Rjc7d1yS4Y0/w-d-xo.html It is the 2nd most liked comment with a heart on it and 3K likes.
Me: not really LISTENING when i clicked it
Phil: says meme
Me: YES IM LISTENING NOW
HEY! iM TalKInG To YOu!
Phil: "The interviews, pictures, autographs...
and the *_memes_* "
*_mental breakdown memes_*
Why'd you put an apostrofe there?
Meme is what?
Cringe
@0:16, @0:20 & @0:22
@@bucket440 English class is fucking me up
It’s ok Phil we’ll love you for the stuff you do
this event is bigger than endgame. And we agree with that
#FLEXWORLDPREMIERE
yes
definite yes
Hell yeah
I hate your name btw
@@MetaReplication wot
Phill swift is just like:”the day of reckoning shall come.”
The day of flexoning will come I've sawed 40 boats in the last 30 days
1:03
What my boss tells me everyday
This really made me tear up emotionally.
It’s beautiful!
*Phil Swift is actually having a Mental Breakdown...*
metal breakdown? sounds cool as hell
To show you the power of Flex Tape... I had a mental breakdown!
Metal
fulcrum 29 I serious dislike auto correct lol
Plus flying kitty
Phil Swift looks like he’s an uncle that whoops butts when he’s does not get his beer.
Daddy phil!!💦💦🥵🥵🥵❤🤩🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦😍😍
AppleToaster oh god I’m dead
"Don't poop in the conference room"
Well, nothing a flex tape couldn't fix
Just get a tube of flex shot aaaaand boom! Problem solved! For 30 years that is
Phil: "All the endless memes"
Me: Immediately thinks, "I sawed this boat half!"
Are we all just gonna ignore the fact that Phil Swift just said “this is going to be huge.”
Endless crazy memes XD
@@reject_degeneracy9221 are you talking to yourself, going insane, or did they delete their comment
@@pugaleto9578 insanity
Her: that’s is? Me:
Yuge
"Hey, i'm talking to you, are you even listening to me?" Phil that's nonsense, were always listening.
always
You the real Sal? From Impractical Jokers?
sal?!!1
@@johnny9066 Lol Of Course Not
@@abameow yes?
Well glad you're still strong and healthy Phil!! 😄
"I'll give you a FlexTape you can't refuse."
"That's a cockadoodle-don't" is the best thing I've heard all day.
He looks like he’s going to tell me the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Phil the Swift?
I thought not. It's not a story a tape commercial would tell you. It's a meme legend. Darth Phil was a Dank Lord of the Ads, so powerful and so wise he could use the memes to influence the viewers to buy his products… He had such a knowledge of the dank side, he could even make a lot of damage and fix it with flex seal.
The dank side of the internet is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unprofitable.
He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was becoming known only for his memes, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his viewers everything he knew, then his viewers danked him in his sleep. Ironic. He could meme others from death, but not himself...
@@fede98k54 brilliant xD
@@fede98k54 big respects for that comment
Everyone should hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise
It's not a story the jedi would tell you
*first scene ends and the second begins*
Phil: SO I CUT THIS CHICKEN IN HALF TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE
God I love this the first half is like Phil Swift asmr
This looks so sketchy, I feel like I'm tied up in a chair across this table watching him tell me about memes
you would like that would't you
Ja Gar I know i would
@@snowballthecat7906 because your a man of quality
Ja Gar why thank you good sir
@crypticWNC -_- the chicken is getting paid
Phil Swift: Hey Im Talking To You, Are You Even Listening To Me?
Me Scrolling Through The Comments: *Huh, What Did You Say?*
Xbox is shit
@@bakedandsteaked and you are too
@TITUS DANIELS like you
TITUS DANIELS all consoles are shit, pc is master race
@@deepbluediver3707 yep
I’m so glad I watched this
Not gonna lie the first half of the video was really soothing. Thanks Philionius, god of the tape. Flex on.
"Hey I'm talking to you, are you even listening to me?"
*Me starting to board up my windows because I made Phil angry*
Use flex tape
Z-0- X bet me to it
Use flex tape then put a layer of flex past on top, and finish with a coat of flex seal colors. They even work underwater!
Duolingo is now working with Phil swift and will saw your windows in half
Me: paying attention to phill
Phill:
Me:about to scroll through the comments
Phill: ArE YoU EvEn PaYiNg AtTeNtIoN
Wow 594 likes!
Same thing happened to be I was looking at video thumbnails lol.
Read this as he asked if I was listening. This is a spooky truth
I was convinced Phil was gonna stick his hand out to me through the screen just like he did Jon. Except, he’d be killing me instead of showing me the Flex world.
Happened to me while reading this comment
Dude he scared me lol
I respect you good sir!
This is a great message
Creepy Phill doesn't exist, he won't hurt you
Creepy Phill:
I don't think you've met Blue face Phill on Instagram
G The weird one yeah, you are right
The chicken is probably thinking, “why the man with a black shirt talking over some dramatic dark lighting?”
he knew he was a meme, that shows heart
Oh boy am I looking forward to this.
“I’m only saying this because I love you”
Me: “WAIT WTF”
bruh
FBI OPEN UP
Someone fan fiction is coming true
@@pokemonfreaks9724 Sorry to hear that no one has ever said they love you before.
@@TriangleReality Don't quite understand where this joke is coming from.
Before he said “I’m talking to you, are you even listening to me”, I got distracted and zoned out and that kinda scared me.
One of my heroes!
we all love you Phil
I'm predicting it now, they're going to announce The Flex Seal Store.
They fucking better
With the chicken as their mascot
Yes
“The endless crazy memes.”
That’s a lotta damage.
Edit: That’s a lotta likes.
Endless Damage
*war flashbacks intensifies*
NOW THATS A LOT OF MEMES!!!!!
@@kitsinthewebs222 **fortunate son intensifies*
I can even like this comment underwater it really works
Phil we all love you and your crazy shit it’s for our entertainment
LOL the sounds the chicken made at the end of the sketch were funny
i feel threatened at the fact that this was recommended to me
Same
Same....
This isn’t about the tape anymore, it’s just going to be a TH-cam channel now and the products are merchandise
Next level marketing . Honestly I might just ironically buy some flex tape just for the memes
@@nok4799 yes lets be herded into their pens like S H E E P
@@ricardocalderon9823 it just works man
It was so funny, because when he said ‘Hey are you paying attention?’ I wasn’t looking at the screen! 😂
I like this guy. He is awesome
Someone in this world: _I cut this flex tape in half_
Phil: *That's a cockadoodle-don't*
“They’ll want to know you’re age!”
That’s not that weird I’m seventeen
“I’m telling you this because I love you”
your*
nice comment tho
don’t got grammar like you’re 17
This comment needs more likes then it should lol
17 and has shit grammar. Nice to know young adults are getting the education they deserve. Lol.
I'm 18 so don't you dare call me a boomer, you zoomer.
*your
Phil: The memes you will get!
Me: Wait did I hear that right memes about me?
Me: *Sees he is talking to a chicken* 😥
Thank you phil :]
"i'm gonna saw you in half, then put you back together using only flex tape."
There’s some odd sexual tension in the first minute
You mean Flexual tension. This is Phil Swift after all.
Same lol
@@nikomiyozo8671 lmao-
Everybody gangsta until Phil looks at you menacingly in a dimly lit room
This man is a legend!
Okay so I looked away at my TV and Phil said “I’m talking to you. Are you even listening?”
*i was so scared*
And he said that right at the time i was reading your comment Sakura 😂
Literally right after reading this comment I looked over at my parents and this exact part happened and that shocked me so hard my god.
"People think i'm 73!"
Well, you may not be 73, but your're def. a mafioso.
A Primo Mafioso
A Gang☆Star
Wait, where did you get that piano?
@@sigmarthcipherius5153 Is this a JoJo reference?!
@@wideputin3359 is THIS a JoJo reference?
Cringe fest
“Are you even listening to me?”
Buddy, let me tell you something. You ever experience enough to have accurate expectations in life, and it only gets worse and worse as life goes on? People always ranting about irrelevant things or starting rumors. But you helped me realize how to fix that problem.
*WITH THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE* ,
You can now shut those mouths of the people who annoy you! It’s the easy way to a better life! Pre order now! XD
hEY Yo hAVe Hte JsAB ProFiLEbPic
We all love you too Phil, you’re the god of the people
*“Hey! I’m talking to you. Are you even listening to me?”*
how the hell did this man know I was just scrolling through comments
Bruh me two
Too
When somebody doesn't listen to Phil's warning
Phil Swifts next commercial: "I sawed this man in half"😈
This is so wrong but I would like to see that happen...
@@dripmass no, its only.. natural
*and repaired him using only Flex Paste*
Hi Phil swift here to show you the power of flex paste sooooo... I sawed this man in half and put him back together only using flex paste now he will have endless suffering
@@kois4505 lmao
I love you two Phil
Poor phil swift.. we care so much about you and we make memes about you not for being mean but to honor you, and we love you too.
Is everything alright at home Phil?
"I'm saying this because I love you"
The most wholesome thing I've ever heard
We Love You Phil
What a happy man
I am so curious to see what they could possibly do with adhesives and a chicken. You never know, maybe Phil will make the chicken waterproof and bring it alongside his latest boat monstrosity!
DarthBinary it’s not duck tape, it’s chick tape
he'll make a boat out of sawed in half chickens that he repaired using only flex tape
Drag the chicken through the water
He feckin did it
And so he did
"People think I'm 73!"
*is 75*
????
What a crazy vid before the flex paste commercial lol. Love it
Phil you always have my attention
“Seriously though, I’m only 70, not 73”
Omg is that the real lando omg
“Hey I’m talkin to you.” “Oh you’d rather look through the comments then listen?” “Look you’re a smart kid, and I know for a fact that many people don’t enjoy the tape closet. The ones that walk out anyways.” “I will give you 3 days to smuggle my tape across town to Don and come back with my money.” “And if you don’t... *Slides picture of the tape closet across the table slowly* “Don’t disappoint me now.”
(look away for a split second)
Phill: HEY, I'm talking to you!
well that was a good timing.
A flex tape commercial must need
That’s a lot of damage
I just cut a boat in half
It even works under water
"I'm only saying this because I love you"
GUYS HE LOVES ME
The Brakateer MEE TOOOO!!!!
When he said "Hey, I'm talking to you! Are you listening to me?" I was deadass reading the comments.
I love you too, Phil Swift.
Phil swift never dies as a meme