Worst part is that they *can* pronounce it, and even do so occasionally, they just can't do it on command, because they forget. It's like Germans with the "th" sound. Many who didn't grow up with it making a fuss about not being able to pronounce it, because they either pronounce it as "s" or as "f", when all they really have to do is pronounce an S, but lispelnd. Everyone knows how to do that, but they can't put 2 and 2 together...
10:01 For your enjoyment ryan this very mature exchange translated to american. "The collier is a size 44 i would prefer it to be a bit longer you can always cut off but adding to it is difficult" " 'Susanne prefers them a bit longer' hehehe" "The boys are laughing. There were many instances where i was the one laughing (about the boys)" "oh good comeback hohoho"
Also, hier in Österreich hat sich das nicht rumgesprochen, aber vielleicht ist das eine gute Bezeichnung, um zu verhindern, dass die Kinder einem das Zeug wegrauchen. 😁
@@tubekuloseja das war so ne Drogenbeauftragte hier in Deutschland. Ich weiß den Namen grade nicht mehr, aber ich glaube von ihr kam auch die antwort auf die frage warum cannabis verboten ist "Cannabis ist verboten weil es illegal ist"😂
9:10 In English, French and Italian you learn words to talk about food, hobbies etc. In Latin in the first year you already learn like three words for "to kill" because the texts are about gladiators fighting in the colosseum or Gauls attacking Rome.
3:08 Bild in Germany is similar to Sun in the UK. Bild's reporting has been the subject of numerous public discussions and criticism for decades. Of all German newspapers, Bild has received by far the most reprimands for violations of the press code for decades.
But Sun is UK, so he may not know it either. So i would go with: Barely more truthful then the onion, but fully politically motivated. hile demanding to be taken seriously. Hell, even that "barely" is debateable, if you remove the sportspage.
She said: She likes it longer. Others were laughing than repeated it. She : I have also been laughing a lot. Implementing that she has seen many small ones. But they were talking about the Necklace.
10:00 "Bares für Rares" is a German TV show where a group of dealers auctions off partly historical old goods or things that are no longer needed. Some of the items are very precious, like the necklace. The show is very popular. This video is about ambiguity in a sexual sense. Dealer Susanne: At least the best is necklace 44. I prefer to have it a bit longer. Cutting it off is always possible, putting it on is always difficult. First male dealer: Susanne prefers it a bit longer. Body language: Susanne grins, the men start laughing mischievously. Dealer Susanne: Oh, the boys! (Laughs mischievously to herself) I've laughed a lot too. (Laughs) One of the Dealers: Oh, that was a good one! That was a good one! (Men laugh)
7:57: at the office someone always brings these and we would talk endlessly about which shape tastes the best (the star shaped one!) They are all the same cookie but everyone likes one of the shapes best for some reason. And no we have nothing better to do than discuss cookie shapes. This is an existential question that needs immediate attention.
The German developer of the Fahrenheit scale, Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit, stepped outside his house one morning and decided: This is the coldest temperature there will ever be. Therefore, this has to be the zero point of my scale. By the way, he took the body temperature of a healthy person as the 100 degree point.
Body temperature? Nah, he simply took the temperature of the hottest day. I is just coincidently close to bodytemperature, so defenders of the scale came up with that ad hoc explenation.
The TV show was like your pawn shop show. She was talking about the gold bracelet's length, and that cutting it shorter was always possible, but lengthen it not. Some man threw a chauvinistic one and all men laughed. Her reply was: "Well, I also had to laugh quite often, when it comes to lengths with men!" "Wow! This was a good one!" says one guy. ^^
Depending on what job you are training for, it can take up to 3,5 years. This also relates to one of your last videos, where you didn't get why Werner calls his boss "Meister"(master). There is "apprentice", "journeyman" and "master" of a craft. To become a journeyman, most people go through a 3-3,5 year training phase and have to pass a 2-part test at the end of it. To become a master of your craft, you will have to attend a master-school program. This can also be up to 3 years long, depending if you go full time or partial. Some crafts insist that you have to be a journeyman for 3-5 years before attending master-school, but that is not the case for every craft. Apprentices in Germany get paid a bunch less, compared to journeymen. For example hairdresser apprentices get about 550-790 bucks. It depends in which year of your training you are. A bricklayer-apprentice will start at about 900 bucks and will get payed about 1500 in his/her last year of training.
I found your channel this week. I love your content. As a 60+ German women I learn a lot of Germany I didn't know. But i'm very lost by most of the shown memes.
Mach dir nichts draus. Ich versteh auch viele Memes nicht und einige sind auch einfach nicht lustig, sinnfrei, dämlich, überflüssig, whatever ... Man muss nicht jedem gepostetem Hirnfurz Bedeutung beimessen.
I am a 47 male German and for this age group overproportionally into memes... But with ich_iel... I'm sometimes really not sure. They have this running gag to translate everything to German even things that are normally used in the English form. And the literal translations make no sense when you translate them back to English But I'm proud to say that I guessed the meaning of Ich_iel correctly : ich im echten Leben -> I in real life -> I_irl
"I've never been on a train" is the most american thing I've ever heard you say 😂 Have you ever thought about reacting to memes live? We could explain some things in the chat
0:35 Germany is basically under construction 1:40 Björn Höcke is a far-right politician 3:20 The Bild 'newspaper' is a tabloid like The Sun or the New York Post. Most of it is right propaganda and factoids. 7:20 'Lichtspielhaus' is an old word for movie theater. Nowadays we say 'Kino'. Phones in the theater are annoying regardless who is using them 7:40 Because both parts of the word cocktail could mean d-word in German
I've always wondered why you greet us with a double "Hello" in the beginning. Until today as I've just realized that you try to say "Hallo" (german) "and hello" xD It never sounded german enough for me to realize that this is your german greeting
FYI "Ausbildung" is apprenticeship "Praktikum" is internship Also, ICHIEL uses "hyper-germanized" words which are not easily translateable if you don't know the context
10:00 She said that she prefers them longer - meaning the necklace - and one of the men says "Oh, she likes 'em longer." and she replies to the men's laughter "I also had a few good laugh because of 'em." It's just a very cringy moment from a TV show because of a sexist comment of one of the guests.
5:28 This guy beat one of the hardest humanly possible levels in a game called Geometry Dash after I think over 100K attempts. If you want to learn more look up Npesta Kenos reaction. Btw love your vids
Dude asking for degrees was actually asking for XTC's...very old video, where a kamera follows party people going to techno clubs doing a lot of drugs. This was in the morning after the party somewhere on a parking lot or something like that. This Dude was so pumped, he wouldn't need a flashlight at night, he was glowing that much. ^^
I think it's meant to be a critique on how frequent some cunstruction noice is infringing on ones day to day; making it so normal, it becomes comforting.
Yes Elon, please get that shit out of the Europe. WE DON'T NEED IT! I feel that meme 🤣That was close to my expression of disappointment when i read that, too. 🤣 Like for real? An oligarch decides to do something good? NO WAY! 🤣 Or did he think he is punishing Europe for something? Sure, please punish us 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think it's interesting how much Ryan seems to trust his translation software despite it's many flaws. Like, shouldn't it be obvious that a person doesn't "roar" but yells? In general, he seems to very often take the literal meaning of a translated word instead of assuming better fitting synonyms
We have to put the chocobar on the line, because the worker is to fast, and you will not have a chance to give them the bar bevor they have started the next customer...
9:20 That is because in the other languages you learn to have conversations and in Latin you just learn the words necessary to translate "De Bello Gallico" and other books about war.
0:58 in a city in germany there are always construction sites so thats the most natrual noise you here sometimes and a german baustelle just takes forever to finish
4:40 This is "Npesta" from the game Geometry Dash and he just beat one of the hardest levels worldwide, which is an insane achievement, thats why he's going crazy 😂
the thing with the 4seats on trains is: if just 1place of 4 is taken we germans are like "damn, there is no free place, i have to search another" then the train is full with people standing while there are like 40seats free but noone wants to sit to strangers
This gets even more annoying when you actually need a place for the family to sit together and all the 4 seat areas are already taken by single travellers. This way the single person takes up the space of four and the family has to split up.
12:30 Fahrenheit does make sense from a historical point of view. 0°F was the lowest temeperature one could achieve by mixing ice with salt and 100°F is the human body temperature.
11:29 - Its a pun on a sentence from Julia Klöckner, a german politician of the CDU and at that time head of the ministry for food and agrarculture. She said "Cannabis is not brokkoli" to close a speach why she is not in favor for legalization of cannabis. April 2024 (3 years after her party was sent in the opposition) the cannabis legislation act got through and activated.
4:30 "Ausbildung" is the common type of vocational training in Germany. It's a dual System where you are at school and at a company at the same time. You either work 3 days and are in school 2 days or you have another type where you work 2 weeks and then are 1 week in school. The wage is usually pretty low, between 5-8€ per hour, far below the minimum wage but well you are also not a fully trained employee so it makes sense but that's the meme.
6,-€ The sellers were not only too lazy to lay the mats so that you can read the text. The person who made the price tag didn't even register that they were upside down and copied the upside-down text as the name. Of course, the price tag could have been there first, then the mats were deliberately placed upside down so that the customers even knew what was meant.
Fahrenheit made the coldest freezing mixture (ice, water, ammonium chloride and salt) he could think of and said this was 0°F. Then he he defined for his nscale the freezing point of water as 32°F and the body temperature as 96°F.
10:41 i also often just block annoying ads, but for me the Do not show this again button is missing on Apple adverts. Apple is the only ad i noticed that cant be blocked, do you guys have the same issue?
1:00 They make sometimes jokes with sound effects for radio plays. Many years before, a company for sound effects made a best off CD and promoted it as background to fool people. So you claim on telephone, you missed your train or plane, you have to return tomorrow or you claim, that you are on your way to the job and there is traffic jam, because you can't honestly say, you woke up late. The little joke worked fine, it was discussed, but the main application is, to add these noises to radio plays or when you have a video without sound effects.
Germany has huge problems with immigrants since at least 2015, now sending money and weapons to Ukraine for almost 2 years with zero results....putting sanctions on Russia that backfired multiple times at Germans themselves, soon to send money and weapons to Israel WHILE destroying German industry....companies are fleeing Germany, let's not forget the huge inflation, you are free to change your gender once per year but NOT free to choose what heating system your own house is going to have LOOOL Yea, shutting down nuclear plants just to buy nuclear plant made electricity from France 🤣🤣🤣 while saving the whole planet from CO2.....of which Germany does about 2,4% couldn't make that up. All that and even more are the deeds of teh current government...and zero of that is related to Björn Höcke or the 'AfD', literally zero. And soon Germany will experience civil war as more immigrants will flood Germany, by now there is more non German population in Germany, than Germans themselves 😅😅 Of course, the funniest to the end of the whole story....2019 few schools were closed bcoz of rats invasion - 3rd world right there.
He meant that 100°F has no meaning, since the inventer made the top fixpoint the body temperature of a healthy human at 96°F. So there is no clear meaning for 100°F as there is for 100°C. But for 0°F there was actually a meaning as it was the coldest temperature he could get with a mixture of water and ammonium chlorine, becouse he didn't want there to be negative temperatures on the scale like he had seen on the Rømer scale.
@@anriund92 I am so confused right now. Either I was completely asleep while watching this and dreamed that he said 100°C and 0°C doesn't have any meaning in Celsius either or he removed that part later from the video. Maybe its time to fix my sleep schedule.
First meme is a play on the Lofi Girl TH-cam channel. A French channel streaming relaxing lofi hip hop with an anime like animation loop featuring a cat, a girl studying, and Lyon through the window.
I think the Artikel one, has to do with the double meaning of "Artikel" . The campain itself means "no commercials-no products" as in Artikel=product .....but alas, its posted on the site of the "Bild -Zeitung" -- the best selling "newspaper" that no one reads....,so "Artikel" here also means "news article"😂😂
1=eins or ein, that's slang and shortening words. It is actually einer, but we can write 1er, vier/vierer = 4 - 4er That way we can save the word seat on top of that. 2er seat is what? Now you understand, don't you! So when we talk about seats we just say 1er, 2er, 4er...
@@frankmitchell3594 Nah, that would be Erster, Zweiter und Vierter, which is not at all what that means. You can be Erster in a race winning the medal, but there is no Erster seat ever anywhere in Germany.
5:00 Without knowing the clip or any context, I just KNOW that that's a kid who just logged into WOW Classic on a Wednesday to see that he got rank 14. Also, on today's episode of Ryan calling it "dollars" when there's a € symbol on screen...
10:00 is a very famous TV-show named "bares für rares" (=cash for rare things), there people bring in stuff and 5 professional rare-things-traders bid to buy these things. it is a very conservativ feel-good-show. transaltion: she: i like it a little bit longer. cutting of is always possible, adding is difficult guy 1: susanne likes it a little bit longer.... *ever guy giggles* she: there the boys are giggling.... *everone giggles* she: i laught often, too *everyone giggles* guy 2: that was a good one....
If you hold something in your hand the stuff on the band from the following customer will overtake you and the cashier will probably start with that leaving you in a bad position.
Ausbildung is like vocational schooling. You go to the school where you learn your theory (usually takes from 2 to 3.5 years and you go to school 1-2 times a week). Rest of the week you are actually working as an apprentice in your occupation. And you get certain, regulated by law salary.
5:36 Original video th-cam.com/video/Bs1kVySdUtI/w-d-xo.html name is Npesta and he plays Geometry dash, a game where you "just have to avoid the Spikes". He was the fist who compleated the Level Kenos and this took him 300+ hours, 135320 attempts or 5 months to complete
The former German Minister of Health compared cannabis to broccoli in a controversial interview. Since then there has been the “broccoli is not cannabis” meme :D
9:47 „Haben wir noch Grad?“ „Do we have Degrees (CELSIUS!)?“ … yeah… American using Fahrenheit won’t get jokes related to Celsius… you had to know that freezing point is ZERO=0 degree=° (Celsius)…. 20 ° is warm .. counting down to 0° . 10.. 9 .. 0 = „No more ° Celsius“ 😂 .. then -1, -2, … -10 etc
I'm in France right now and for some reason, watching you react to German memes now made me feel somewhat at home. Finally something I understand! 😭 Don't get me wrong, I love everything here (except for the food and the drivers), but after spending time in a foreign city, trying to blend in with the society and figure out how life works over here, I'm just so extremely stressed out.
Wasn't fahrenheit supposed to be 0 when the sea freezes and 100 was supposed to be regular body temperature? And then something went wrong when trying to standardise it because neither are very exact points to fixate. Celsius would be kinda difficult to fixate as well, if it wasn't for kelvin and all the other physics rules to define it. I mean air pressure isn't that stable even at sea-level. Freezing and boiling point changes with air pressure and water is the densest around +4C 🙄
We do use the word "training" for.. well... training. "Ausbildung" is more correctly an "apprenticeship" or an "Internship" however those are, to my general knowledge understood as being unpaid.
12:29 Fahrenheit makes sense. The typical temperature over the year is between 0 (cold winter) and 100°F (hot summer). Also, the human temperature is 97-99°F. Fever can be seen easier by seeing 3 numbers. The Celsius is based on water. 0 for frozen and 100 for boiling. It is like Muslims' women have to wear clothes to not distract men from working. It make sense if you keep thinking too much.
6:46 „Immer wieder lustig, wenn ein Angelsachse versucht ‚Panzerbüchse‘ auszusprechen …. PÄÄNZERBUUUCHSE“ … (translate to: „always funny, when an Anglo-Saxon (English native) try’s to spell (German word with Umlauts) ‚Panzerbüchse‘ …. (German pronunciation of the English speaker) PÄNZERBUUUCHSE“ The REAL life joke here is: Anglo-Saxon DO pronounce the AA in panzer almost perfect IF they were written with German ÄÄ (note the Umlaut) , when they just spell the German word Panzerbüchse just in English … soo Anglo-Saxon CAN spell German Ä (note Umlaut) .. in fact all English A sounds more like German Ä😂 The second part „Büchse“ … they mess up and pronounce this word, as if it spelled WITHOUT an Umlaut. U instead of Ü😂 Most English speakers seem to COMPLETE IGNORE the dots over letters and their different spelling in German.
7:00 You've kinda proven the point :) German and Dutch "ch" is pronounced almost like the spanish pronunciation of "x", just even softer than that, which apparently is almost impossible to pronounce for english speakers. And as for the Panzerbüchse, always always ALWAYS pronounce final "e" in German. There is no such thing as a silent final "e" in German. For instance, it's PorschEH, not "Porsh", or in the case of the Panzerbüchse, the pronunciation is "Pun-ser-buech-seh" (with the ch pronounced as described above) :)
And it‘s an ad against the proposed new law against advertising sweets and candies to kids. So I wonder when will BILD advertise for cigarettes again? 🤔
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german "ch" is final boss of pronouncement for english speaker
Worst part is that they *can* pronounce it, and even do so occasionally, they just can't do it on command, because they forget.
It's like Germans with the "th" sound. Many who didn't grow up with it making a fuss about not being able to pronounce it, because they either pronounce it as "s" or as "f", when all they really have to do is pronounce an S, but lispelnd. Everyone knows how to do that, but they can't put 2 and 2 together...
C H means Cat Hiss
@@insu_na yep similar to th for many german speaker
Chhsschchchsssch
Just write „Zapf“ and let them read.
1:58 Ryan recognizing the truth at first glance 😢
7:09 Ryan proving the point accurately 😂😂
Absolutly
There is no soul in this man's body sums it up perfectly.
1:58 Yes, I was impressed. Björn Höcke is a right-wing extremist politician.
7:09 was peak meta humor
@@danieldaniel1882 "It's a Trap!" :D
10:01 For your enjoyment ryan this very mature exchange translated to american.
"The collier is a size 44 i would prefer it to be a bit longer you can always cut off but adding to it is difficult"
" 'Susanne prefers them a bit longer' hehehe"
"The boys are laughing. There were many instances where i was the one laughing (about the boys)"
"oh good comeback hohoho"
No, it was more sexistic than that. She did not give back that way.
@@MiaMerkur yes she did why else would he say "good comeback". also the english word is "sexist" not "sexistic"
In Germany (and neighbour Countrys) we say Broccoli instead of Cannabis, because a Politican once said: "Cannabis is no Broccoli".
Also, hier in Österreich hat sich das nicht rumgesprochen, aber vielleicht ist das eine gute Bezeichnung, um zu verhindern, dass die Kinder einem das Zeug wegrauchen. 😁
@@tubekuloseja das war so ne Drogenbeauftragte hier in Deutschland. Ich weiß den Namen grade nicht mehr, aber ich glaube von ihr kam auch die antwort auf die frage warum cannabis verboten ist "Cannabis ist verboten weil es illegal ist"😂
@@gunterdienektarine3802Marlene Mortler 😂
Vermutlich weil der shit bei euch wahrscheinlich kukurutz oder so heißt, weil ihr alberne namen für gemüse erfindet LUL @@tubekulose
@@gunterdienektarine3802 Was für eine brillante Schlussfolgerung von der Dame! 🤣🤣🤣
9:10
In English, French and Italian you learn words to talk about food, hobbies etc.
In Latin in the first year you already learn like three words for "to kill" because the texts are about gladiators fighting in the colosseum or Gauls attacking Rome.
occidere, mortus
And in Russian most likely about Stalin
My son can confirm that; we always joke about that
@@ZVLIAN necare, occidere, interficere, caedere
No, we first learned about slaves in roman households. We never talked about fighting in any form, besides rhetoric debates.
3:08 Bild in Germany is similar to Sun in the UK. Bild's reporting has been the subject of numerous public discussions and criticism for decades. Of all German newspapers, Bild has received by far the most reprimands for violations of the press code for decades.
But Sun is UK, so he may not know it either. So i would go with:
Barely more truthful then the onion, but fully politically motivated. hile demanding to be taken seriously.
Hell, even that "barely" is debateable, if you remove the sportspage.
I love how Ryan knows everything about Höcke without knowing him, just by a look in his soulless eyes 🤣
Its the Same with Ricarda lang 😂
@@TheGogeta222nee!
But those are nice words for Björn Höcke. I can think of completely different things about the guy.
His name is Bernd!
But actually, the choice is now difficult for everyone
She said: She likes it longer. Others were laughing than repeated it. She : I have also been laughing a lot. Implementing that she has seen many small ones. But they were talking about the Necklace.
Honestly: you are providing us with golden entertainment. Your sense of humor is great. Thanks for making me laugh. Much love
10:00 "Bares für Rares" is a German TV show where a group of dealers auctions off partly historical old goods or things that are no longer needed. Some of the items are very precious, like the necklace. The show is very popular. This video is about ambiguity in a sexual sense.
Dealer Susanne: At least the best is necklace 44. I prefer to have it a bit longer. Cutting it off is always possible, putting it on is always difficult.
First male dealer: Susanne prefers it a bit longer.
Body language: Susanne grins, the men start laughing mischievously.
Dealer Susanne: Oh, the boys! (Laughs mischievously to herself) I've laughed a lot too. (Laughs)
One of the Dealers: Oh, that was a good one! That was a good one! (Men laugh)
7:57: at the office someone always brings these and we would talk endlessly about which shape tastes the best (the star shaped one!) They are all the same cookie but everyone likes one of the shapes best for some reason. And no we have nothing better to do than discuss cookie shapes. This is an existential question that needs immediate attention.
Exactly. You can put the star on a finger and bite the edges off one by one.
@@teilzeitbernd Sounds like a good plan if you goal is to get as much melted chocolate on your finger as possible.
7:09 this was the funniest moment in all of his videos so far. I'm dead 🤣🤣
😂 The irony is killing me!
Volker Pispers (German Cabaretist) once said about the "Bild": the "Bild" is a newspaper with which you insult dead fish when you wrap it in it.
13:00 "I've never been on a train" is the most alien sentence I've ever heard.
"american"
The German developer of the Fahrenheit scale, Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit, stepped outside his house one morning and decided: This is the coldest temperature there will ever be. Therefore, this has to be the zero point of my scale.
By the way, he took the body temperature of a healthy person as the 100 degree point.
I think he was drunk
@@PersonausdemAll he tried to be funny
Body temperature? Nah, he simply took the temperature of the hottest day. I is just coincidently close to bodytemperature, so defenders of the scale came up with that ad hoc explenation.
The TV show was like your pawn shop show.
She was talking about the gold bracelet's length, and that cutting it shorter was always possible, but lengthen it not.
Some man threw a chauvinistic one and all men laughed. Her reply was: "Well, I also had to laugh quite often, when it comes to lengths with men!"
"Wow! This was a good one!" says one guy. ^^
Dude, looking up the weather in Berlin in °F to understand a German joke made me Laugh for too long XD
6:30 is the funniest one. Americans cant pronounce the german/swiss/... "Ch". And you proofed it :D
Depending on what job you are training for, it can take up to 3,5 years.
This also relates to one of your last videos, where you didn't get why Werner calls his boss "Meister"(master).
There is "apprentice", "journeyman" and "master" of a craft.
To become a journeyman, most people go through a 3-3,5 year training phase and have to pass a 2-part test at the end of it.
To become a master of your craft, you will have to attend a master-school program. This can also be up to 3 years long, depending if you go full time or partial.
Some crafts insist that you have to be a journeyman for 3-5 years before attending master-school, but that is not the case for every craft.
Apprentices in Germany get paid a bunch less, compared to journeymen.
For example hairdresser apprentices get about 550-790 bucks. It depends in which year of your training you are.
A bricklayer-apprentice will start at about 900 bucks and will get payed about 1500 in his/her last year of training.
and when you're a trainee during university you might get 0 bucks
It's apprentice not trainee,
But whats the difference between intern and trainee?
Legally? In Germany at least an intern doesn't HAVE to be paid while a trainee does.@@MetalGuitarTimo
@@cyberfux that might be true but i thought outside of germany they are synonyms
I found your channel this week. I love your content. As a 60+ German women I learn a lot of Germany I didn't know. But i'm very lost by most of the shown memes.
Vermutlich, weil memes von der Jugend erstellt werden... 🤪
@@nicobendig6597 ja, dass wird wohl so sein. Ich bin halt ein Grufti.
Es ist nie zu spät für diese Art von Humor. Viel Spaß beim erforschen. ;)
Mach dir nichts draus. Ich versteh auch viele Memes nicht und einige sind auch einfach nicht lustig, sinnfrei, dämlich, überflüssig, whatever ...
Man muss nicht jedem gepostetem Hirnfurz Bedeutung beimessen.
I am a 47 male German and for this age group overproportionally into memes... But with ich_iel... I'm sometimes really not sure.
They have this running gag to translate everything to German even things that are normally used in the English form. And the literal translations make no sense when you translate them back to English
But I'm proud to say that I guessed the meaning of Ich_iel correctly : ich im echten Leben -> I in real life -> I_irl
"I've never been on a train" is the most american thing I've ever heard you say 😂
Have you ever thought about reacting to memes live? We could explain some things in the chat
"....There is no soul inside this man's body...." - absolutely right!
0:35 Germany is basically under construction
1:40 Björn Höcke is a far-right politician
3:20 The Bild 'newspaper' is a tabloid like The Sun or the New York Post. Most of it is right propaganda and factoids.
7:20 'Lichtspielhaus' is an old word for movie theater. Nowadays we say 'Kino'. Phones in the theater are annoying regardless who is using them
7:40 Because both parts of the word cocktail could mean d-word in German
3:46 "stick of GUM"😭😭😭😭😭
I had the same reaction😭
True its kinder Riegel
I've always wondered why you greet us with a double "Hello" in the beginning.
Until today as I've just realized that you try to say "Hallo" (german) "and hello" xD
It never sounded german enough for me to realize that this is your german greeting
Ich hab mich schon gefragt, wer "Harlow" ist?
@@nomaam9077 Laut Google eine Stadt im Südosten Englands
Keine Ahnung was ihr auf den Ohren habt, ich hab immer ein dt hallo rausgehört.
😆@@jisatsu25
YESSSS watching german memes with ryan is always sending me off🫶🏼
FYI
"Ausbildung" is apprenticeship
"Praktikum" is internship
Also, ICHIEL uses "hyper-germanized" words which are not easily translateable if you don't know the context
I assume that "PDS" is supposed to stand for "Punkt der Sicht", which is a literal translation of "point of view"?
Akkurat.
Amazing how accurate the instant judgement about Höcke is.
6:40 which would prove the meme 🤣🤣🤣
10:00 She said that she prefers them longer - meaning the necklace - and one of the men says "Oh, she likes 'em longer." and she replies to the men's laughter "I also had a few good laugh because of 'em."
It's just a very cringy moment from a TV show because of a sexist comment of one of the guests.
3:45 did he just call a glorious „Kinderriegel“ a gum?
6:17 it’s a sound you do with your throat and it can sound two different ways
5:28 This guy beat one of the hardest humanly possible levels in a game called Geometry Dash after I think over 100K attempts. If you want to learn more look up Npesta Kenos reaction. Btw love your vids
I have watched since 10k subs and let me tell you, your content has become increasingly entertaining ever since. I am routing for you, 100k soon!
Dude asking for degrees was actually asking for XTC's...very old video, where a kamera follows party people going to techno clubs doing a lot of drugs.
This was in the morning after the party somewhere on a parking lot or something like that.
This Dude was so pumped, he wouldn't need a flashlight at night, he was glowing that much. ^^
3:41 did he just called kinder chocolate a frucking gum?
"Lichtspielhaus" is the old name for what is now commonly referred to as a cinema
about the first one, next to my school is a construction site and these ambient sounds actually arent bad, good ambiance, better than pure silence
I think it's meant to be a critique on how frequent some cunstruction noice is infringing on ones day to day; making it so normal, it becomes comforting.
Yes Elon, please get that shit out of the Europe. WE DON'T NEED IT! I feel that meme 🤣That was close to my expression of disappointment when i read that, too. 🤣 Like for real? An oligarch decides to do something good? NO WAY! 🤣 Or did he think he is punishing Europe for something? Sure, please punish us 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9:50, it was under 30F in a lot of parts of Germany some days ago, which is _somewhat_ unusual for October
constructive feedback, when you pronounce the o in "hallo" a bit longer you sound more German
love your videos so much
Thats a very gut Hinweis. Ick have didnt understand his Hallo first.
right, or as it was spelled "hallow"
@@ViviNorthbell lol
I think it's interesting how much Ryan seems to trust his translation software despite it's many flaws. Like, shouldn't it be obvious that a person doesn't "roar" but yells? In general, he seems to very often take the literal meaning of a translated word instead of assuming better fitting synonyms
He only knows English so he probably doesn‘t really understand how language works. At least not how someone who has studies a foreign would.
We have to put the chocobar on the line, because the worker is to fast, and you will not have a chance to give them the bar bevor they have started the next customer...
9:20 That is because in the other languages you learn to have conversations and in Latin you just learn the words necessary to translate "De Bello Gallico" and other books about war.
His actual name is Bernd Höcke😂😂 you can see it in "Die Heuteshow" and even in the german news channel "Tagesschau"😊😂
0:49 That's the meme. We hate noise but there is always noise
Measuring temperature in Celsius is the best classification. Water begins to freeze at 0°C and begins to boil at 100°C. It's that simple.
Kein Plan wer der TH-camr hier ist aber ich mag's, dass er Bernd Höcke instant als unsymparischen Wi**er identifiziert hat. 🇩🇪😂👍
0:58 in a city in germany there are always construction sites so thats the most natrual noise you here sometimes and a german baustelle just takes forever to finish
4:40 This is "Npesta" from the game Geometry Dash and he just beat one of the hardest levels worldwide, which is an insane achievement, thats why he's going crazy 😂
06:07 Ah, that "ch" ("h") that you and I can't say... (I've been learning German language in elementary school).
the thing with the 4seats on trains is:
if just 1place of 4 is taken we germans are like "damn, there is no free place, i have to search another"
then the train is full with people standing while there are like 40seats free but noone wants to sit to strangers
This gets even more annoying when you actually need a place for the family to sit together and all the 4 seat areas are already taken by single travellers. This way the single person takes up the space of four and the family has to split up.
'stick of gum'
I've never felt so offended
12:30 Fahrenheit does make sense from a historical point of view. 0°F was the lowest temeperature one could achieve by mixing ice with salt and 100°F is the human body temperature.
11:29 - Its a pun on a sentence from Julia Klöckner, a german politician of the CDU and at that time head of the ministry for food and agrarculture. She said "Cannabis is not brokkoli" to close a speach why she is not in favor for legalization of cannabis.
April 2024 (3 years after her party was sent in the opposition) the cannabis legislation act got through and activated.
You have no clue about Björn Höcke and you already described him perfectly: There is no soul inside this man.
You actually got the "CH"-Meme by not getting it.
4:30 "Ausbildung" is the common type of vocational training in Germany. It's a dual System where you are at school and at a company at the same time. You either work 3 days and are in school 2 days or you have another type where you work 2 weeks and then are 1 week in school. The wage is usually pretty low, between 5-8€ per hour, far below the minimum wage but well you are also not a fully trained employee so it makes sense but that's the meme.
Ah, Bernd Höcke! 😂
Ich muss auch immer erst überlegen wer mit „Björn“ gemeint ist 😂👌
@@Henry-MotionDank meinem Namensalzheimer vergesse ich dass auch regelmäßig und darf mich jedes Mal zum ersten Mal darüber begackeiern.
Björn Höcke ist der beste! Er sollte Kanzler werden.
@@gunsncodes6665 Du meinst Bernd?
@@asmodon Den Bernd Lucke hat die AfD doch schon vor längerer Zeit in die Wüste geschickt. Der Witz ist seitdem total lahm.
6,-€
The sellers were not only too lazy to lay the mats so that you can read the text. The person who made the price tag didn't even register that they were upside down and copied the upside-down text as the name.
Of course, the price tag could have been there first, then the mats were deliberately placed upside down so that the customers even knew what was meant.
Fahrenheit made the coldest freezing mixture (ice, water, ammonium chloride and salt) he could think of and said this was 0°F.
Then he he defined for his nscale the freezing point of water as 32°F and the body temperature as 96°F.
Some of your most epic reactions in this one :D
10:41 i also often just block annoying ads, but for me the Do not show this again button is missing on Apple adverts.
Apple is the only ad i noticed that cant be blocked, do you guys have the same issue?
6:30 I love that you prove the point 😄
1:00 They make sometimes jokes with sound effects for radio plays.
Many years before, a company for sound effects made a best off CD and promoted it as background to fool people. So you claim on telephone, you missed your train or plane, you have to return tomorrow or you claim, that you are on your way to the job and there is traffic jam, because you can't honestly say, you woke up late.
The little joke worked fine, it was discussed, but the main application is, to add these noises to radio plays or when you have a video without sound effects.
3:56 Thats Choclate bar ( we also call it Kinderriegel😮😅)
12:20 no "degree" in Kelvin, it's just 273,15K
3:50 „The stick of gum“ that actually is Kinder Schokolade 😂
You fully described Björn Höcke!
Germany has huge problems with immigrants since at least 2015, now sending money and weapons to Ukraine for almost 2 years with zero results....putting sanctions on Russia that backfired multiple times at Germans themselves, soon to send money and weapons to Israel WHILE destroying German industry....companies are fleeing Germany, let's not forget the huge inflation, you are free to change your gender once per year but NOT free to choose what heating system your own house is going to have LOOOL
Yea, shutting down nuclear plants just to buy nuclear plant made electricity from France 🤣🤣🤣 while saving the whole planet from CO2.....of which Germany does about 2,4% couldn't make that up.
All that and even more are the deeds of teh current government...and zero of that is related to Björn Höcke or the 'AfD', literally zero.
And soon Germany will experience civil war as more immigrants will flood Germany, by now there is more non German population in Germany, than Germans themselves 😅😅
Of course, the funniest to the end of the whole story....2019 few schools were closed bcoz of rats invasion - 3rd world right there.
As a swiss🇨🇭 these memes are funny to me because I see there's a lot of differences between Switzerland and our german neighbors
0°C is the melting point of water and 100°C is the boiling point of water. It does have meaning!
He meant that 100°F has no meaning, since the inventer made the top fixpoint the body temperature of a healthy human at 96°F. So there is no clear meaning for 100°F as there is for 100°C. But for 0°F there was actually a meaning as it was the coldest temperature he could get with a mixture of water and ammonium chlorine, becouse he didn't want there to be negative temperatures on the scale like he had seen on the Rømer scale.
@@anriund92 I am so confused right now. Either I was completely asleep while watching this and dreamed that he said 100°C and 0°C doesn't have any meaning in Celsius either or he removed that part later from the video. Maybe its time to fix my sleep schedule.
First meme is a play on the Lofi Girl TH-cam channel. A French channel streaming relaxing lofi hip hop with an anime like animation loop featuring a cat, a girl studying, and Lyon through the window.
You should really start streaming. So much content to interact with your watchers with!
I used to listen to a Dark Ambient track that featured construction(-like) noises. It was kind of relaxing, actually.
"i have never been on a train."
as a german who has been on an american train. wow. :D
He called the kinder chocolate: “a stick of gum” 😭
I think the Artikel one, has to do with the double meaning of "Artikel" . The campain itself means "no commercials-no products" as in Artikel=product .....but alas, its posted on the site of the "Bild -Zeitung" -- the best selling "newspaper" that no one reads....,so "Artikel" here also means "news article"😂😂
1=eins or ein, that's slang and shortening words. It is actually einer, but we can write 1er, vier/vierer = 4 - 4er
That way we can save the word seat on top of that.
2er seat is what? Now you understand, don't you! So when we talk about seats we just say 1er, 2er, 4er...
First, Second and Fourth
@@frankmitchell3594 Nah, that would be Erster, Zweiter und Vierter, which is not at all what that means.
You can be Erster in a race winning the medal, but there is no Erster seat ever anywhere in Germany.
5:00 Without knowing the clip or any context, I just KNOW that that's a kid who just logged into WOW Classic on a Wednesday to see that he got rank 14.
Also, on today's episode of Ryan calling it "dollars" when there's a € symbol on screen...
7:42 is it gay when men drink cocktails. Cock and tail is the same word in german. So cocktail is Schwanzschwanz
The "Lichtspielhaus" is the cinema or movie theatre
This guy with the "do we have two degrees?" is a famous meme, because this guy was actually asking "do we still have two pills?", he meant some drugs.
2:15 it says: 6,- €
Its like you weird guys: it costs not
6$ it costs $6
The joke was 'Ewoclem' written in the price tag. They had the 'Welcome' mat the wrong way round and read it backwards.
@@frankmitchell3594 i know???
I was just saying it
10:00 is a very famous TV-show named "bares für rares" (=cash for rare things), there people bring in stuff and 5 professional rare-things-traders bid to buy these things.
it is a very conservativ feel-good-show.
transaltion:
she: i like it a little bit longer. cutting of is always possible, adding is difficult
guy 1: susanne likes it a little bit longer....
*ever guy giggles*
she: there the boys are giggling....
*everone giggles*
she: i laught often, too
*everyone giggles*
guy 2: that was a good one....
And normally HR would call these guys in for a talk about how to deal with female customers. 🤔
If you hold something in your hand the stuff on the band from the following customer will overtake you and the cashier will probably start with that leaving you in a bad position.
Ausbildung is like vocational schooling. You go to the school where you learn your theory (usually takes from 2 to 3.5 years and you go to school 1-2 times a week). Rest of the week you are actually working as an apprentice in your occupation. And you get certain, regulated by law salary.
5:36 Original video th-cam.com/video/Bs1kVySdUtI/w-d-xo.html
name is Npesta and he plays Geometry dash, a game where you "just have to avoid the Spikes". He was the fist who compleated the Level Kenos and this took him 300+ hours, 135320 attempts or 5 months to complete
The former German Minister of Health compared cannabis to broccoli in a controversial interview. Since then there has been the “broccoli is not cannabis” meme :D
Nice Vids, i Love it. Best regards form Germany
9:47 „Haben wir noch Grad?“ „Do we have Degrees (CELSIUS!)?“ … yeah… American using Fahrenheit won’t get jokes related to Celsius… you had to know that freezing point is ZERO=0 degree=° (Celsius)…. 20 ° is warm .. counting down to 0° . 10.. 9 .. 0 = „No more ° Celsius“ 😂 .. then -1, -2, … -10 etc
I'm in France right now and for some reason, watching you react to German memes now made me feel somewhat at home. Finally something I understand! 😭 Don't get me wrong, I love everything here (except for the food and the drivers), but after spending time in a foreign city, trying to blend in with the society and figure out how life works over here, I'm just so extremely stressed out.
6:32 just try to pronounce:
tschechische chefchemiker auf griechisch chinesischen passagierschiffen
7:02 Made my day ...XD
Wasn't fahrenheit supposed to be 0 when the sea freezes and 100 was supposed to be regular body temperature?
And then something went wrong when trying to standardise it because neither are very exact points to fixate.
Celsius would be kinda difficult to fixate as well, if it wasn't for kelvin and all the other physics rules to define it. I mean air pressure isn't that stable even at sea-level. Freezing and boiling point changes with air pressure and water is the densest around +4C 🙄
We do use the word "training" for.. well... training. "Ausbildung" is more correctly an "apprenticeship" or an "Internship" however those are, to my general knowledge understood as being unpaid.
12:29 Fahrenheit makes sense. The typical temperature over the year is between 0 (cold winter) and 100°F (hot summer). Also, the human temperature is 97-99°F. Fever can be seen easier by seeing 3 numbers. The Celsius is based on water. 0 for frozen and 100 for boiling. It is like Muslims' women have to wear clothes to not distract men from working. It make sense if you keep thinking too much.
6:46 „Immer wieder lustig, wenn ein Angelsachse versucht ‚Panzerbüchse‘ auszusprechen …. PÄÄNZERBUUUCHSE“ … (translate to: „always funny, when an Anglo-Saxon (English native) try’s to spell (German word with Umlauts) ‚Panzerbüchse‘ …. (German pronunciation of the English speaker) PÄNZERBUUUCHSE“
The REAL life joke here is: Anglo-Saxon DO pronounce the AA in panzer almost perfect IF they were written with German ÄÄ (note the Umlaut) , when they just spell the German word Panzerbüchse just in English … soo Anglo-Saxon CAN spell German Ä (note Umlaut) .. in fact all English A sounds more like German Ä😂
The second part „Büchse“ … they mess up and pronounce this word, as if it spelled WITHOUT an Umlaut. U instead of Ü😂
Most English speakers seem to COMPLETE IGNORE the dots over letters and their different spelling in German.
7:00 You've kinda proven the point :) German and Dutch "ch" is pronounced almost like the spanish pronunciation of "x", just even softer than that, which apparently is almost impossible to pronounce for english speakers. And as for the Panzerbüchse, always always ALWAYS pronounce final "e" in German. There is no such thing as a silent final "e" in German. For instance, it's PorschEH, not "Porsh", or in the case of the Panzerbüchse, the pronunciation is "Pun-ser-buech-seh" (with the ch pronounced as described above) :)
12:27 it's only kelvin and not °kelvin. Why do people use ° when they talk about temperatures in kelvin?
3:30 - Top line: "I see no problem here" - BILD is like FOX News - more right wing, more agressive, only headlines no jornalism
And it‘s an ad against the proposed new law against advertising sweets and candies to kids. So I wonder when will BILD advertise for cigarettes again? 🤔