According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Bazza should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. Bazza , of course, flies anyways. Because Bazza don't care what crayator think is impossible 3:40
Oh my God there's a new channel with even more Bazza. I have been slowly wasting away on my bi-monthly drip-fed Bazza diet and I couldn't be more excited for a meal. This sounds way creepier than I thought it would the more I type it out but what's done is done and I'm gonna roll with it.
*STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question? TEACHER: Yes! STUDENT: How do you put an elephant inside a fridge? TEACHER: I don't know. STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question! TEACHER: Ok, ask. STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside the fridge? TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. STUDENT: No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in. TEACHER: Ooh...ok!! STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be? TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it would eat all the animals. STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey because it's still inside the fridge. TEACHER: Are you kidding me? STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question. TEACHER: Ok! STUDENT: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you? TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a boat to cross. STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party*
Bazza: "You can't say that I won't upload to my second channel because there's already a video on it." But Bazz, you upload like, once every 1-2 weeks on this channel. Just having one vidoe doesn't prove anything. You need to consi... "THERE IS A VIDEO ALREADY UP, YOU CAN'T SAY I WON'T UPLOAD TO THE SECOND CHANNEL. "
I fully agree. My BFF and I have been friends since age 3-ish, and we would really just piss on the side of the road, side by side, simply because we both had a similar bladder timing. Please don't hate.
I get bullied at school. Kids keep saying I have a Tesla. I don’t, apparently they saw me get out of one and keep writing all over my property: Nice Tesla. It’s been going on for 1 year and a half now.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Bazza should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. Bazza , of course, flies anyways. Because Bazza don't care what crayator think is impossible 3:40
Grand cato shut up okay, that’s not theory
He’s like fudging 6ft tall not fat
Does nobody get that this is a joke??
Y’all wack it’s from the bee movie😂🤦🏽♀️
Every time the letter A shows up in this comment, the bee movie plays but goes faster every time they say the word bee.
I have too big of a crush on both bazza and cray to be able to handle the whole beginning of this video.
Mr. Window Licker me too and I’m 200% straight
Gay
😂😂sane
Ur gay??.
Being gay is not bad you stupid weebs
i've watched your videos when they first came out, and at these rough times im watching them again. they are bringing me joy, thank you bazza and cray
Eyyy love that outro. 😍
I know right
What is the name of the song?
XMichaX It’s 679 & No Diggity by Jackson Breit
Me too
"I DON'T HAVE ANY BUILDS!"
*has a port-a-fortress*
The first part has me dead omfg these two are so precious
Who else subbed to the new channel! Love u bazza!
I love when Bazza uploads a video. Makes my day so much better and entertaining.
"anyone who wears fake glasses is a weirdo" -Bazz. Also Bazz: proceeds to wear fake glasses from the doctor costume on stream
Oh my God there's a new channel with even more Bazza. I have been slowly wasting away on my bi-monthly drip-fed Bazza diet and I couldn't be more excited for a meal. This sounds way creepier than I thought it would the more I type it out but what's done is done and I'm gonna roll with it.
4:20 “The darkness” part actually scared me dude. That voice impersonation was A M A Z I N G
13:42 onwards. If you look at the pets as bazz and cray are talking it makes it way more amusing (rather than their characters).
11:50 the way he says “fast” I-
*STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?
TEACHER: I don't know.
STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside the fridge?
TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in.
STUDENT: No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in.
TEACHER: Ooh...ok!!
STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it would eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey because it's still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?
TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a boat to cross.
STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party*
Awsome
oldest joke in the history of jokes :I
You’ve got to have one of the teachers at my school( Mills)
Daniel Kemnitz agreed
Wait you have her?
Bazza: "You can't say that I won't upload to my second channel because there's already a video on it."
But Bazz, you upload like, once every 1-2 weeks on this channel. Just having one vidoe doesn't prove anything. You need to consi...
"THERE IS A VIDEO ALREADY UP, YOU CAN'T SAY I WON'T UPLOAD TO THE SECOND CHANNEL. "
Literally heard his voice when reading lmao
DeathBot 666 no be nice
It’s bcoz he focuses on streaming not on TH-cam, just be thankful that he even uploads vids on his yt channel
Clicked on it so fast it was privated
Clicked so fast my game glitched
Suomi finland perkele
Luulin että oon ainoo suomalainen Perkele!!
Itekki luulin et oon ainoo suomalai joka kattoo bazzaa muselkkii crayta lufuu lazarbeamii ja lachyy
@@Teijo-ji4xn Brother?!???
Such an iconic duo
13:23 i lost it there LMAO
14:24 i live for those: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN"s
This is probably the best channel ever it is so funny and awesome
This is why people think you guys did something in Paris lmao 😂
Why is that every time it says UNCENSORED in the title the thumbnail IS censored ?
BandAid Boy Bazz left University for this
I absolutely love them 2 together😂
Thanks for adding captions to your videos from a deaf person, it’s really nice having them! Also will you be playing any overwatch on your new channel
Superman wears glasses for no reason (your welcome cray)
Bazz: I DON'T HAVE ANY BUILDS!!
Me: You have a port-a-fortress!
bazz is such a mood
This is the BEST best friend's chat I've ever heard!!
OMG that whole dick conversation was amazing XD I can't stop laughing
This is the quality content I subscribed for
1:15 is that from fnaf 😂
He said that we could choose for ourselves but like predetermined lives
That’s when you know that you are playing to much cod when you get scared after looking at that shiny thing 8:40 thinking it’s someone sniping you😂
Dudeeee. You and Crayator should play more. You guys are like the best duo.
I was excited for ONE bazza video. Now I see that there are two!
"life is like a box of chocolate, you never no what ya gonna get."
Lol nooooooo i just spent 12 minutes on this exact comment lol nice
Can I just say your outro music, Bazza, is amazing
I love it when bazza and crayator play togrther
Every video there something gay I love it
You're not smexy until you wear glasses
Is there uncensored _choking_ in this vid?
red ded 2 stream?
Stick to the code you Npc
*TH-cam sees title*
DEMONETIZED! 😂
I like how it’s monetised lol
Every 12 year old: sees censored sign
*clicks video*
So right
Yes haha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bazz literally has the best Outro song ever
I fully agree. My BFF and I have been friends since age 3-ish, and we would really just piss on the side of the road, side by side, simply because we both had a similar bladder timing.
Please don't hate.
Another Bazza upload!!!!
I love you so much Bazza been watching since overwatch and ur a huge inspiration
KENT HYPERS KENT HYPERS
6:27
"I dont have any builds" he says, holding a Port-A-Fortress
Lul
Who watch the video then come back here😛
BAZZ IS BACK TO SAVE THE DAY
*Fortnite uncensored* Literally is censored on the thumbnail
1:56 I can hear the fanfic writers already
How’s Stanley?
WE need stanley back
Ahhhhhh Bazzzzaaaaa
I have no idea if this counts but one of my lenses in my glasses is fake, I'm the one- eyed wonder!! Great video Bazza!
Same
😂 the best advertisement for a channel 😂
I agree with Bazz on the glasses case, you don’t wanna be fake. That’s why I don’t want my vision fixed :,))
You and cray are the perfect duo lol
Clicked so fast it wouldn’t let me watch it
The ending you blew crays mind 😂
Bazz wears fake glasses on stream now..... *face palm*
Send this to your best guy friend without saying anything
I liked that old guy he was really trying :3
Every video there's something gay I love
9:14 NO! Bazz! Not during No Nut November.
Quotes My Hero and has a spiderman mask but plays the superman theme. 😂
Best advertisement ever btw bazza
Crayator CRAY-ated the jump pad portal person and Bazza created the BAZZ it makes. 👌 10/10 would invent again.
I kid you not, I spent the whole video watching the dog on Bazz's back.
Bazz playing without someone other then Cray
Me: NO NO NO NO NO
You don't post alot buy your videos are amaxing💕 worth the wait 💗❤️😃👍🔥
36 veiws
74 likes
Me: seems legit
Simon Thunander I don’t think you know how TH-cam works a like is instant but a View only counts after watching 25 % of the video
It's been long much love bazz
I love the stick figure when he talked about the second channel Bazz
6:28 “I don’t have any builds!”...... bazz you have a fucking port-a fortress
I watched this at the office and I had to hold the laughs so hard
big off bazz :’)
now we wait till the next month for more content
4:57 when I get killed by a guy doing 10 damage with a pump shoty and then get spammed by a smg
Everything is made funnier by the happy little dog pulling faces during battle
“I have no builds” me screening you have a port a fortress
I'm sorry but if nobody is gonna say it I will; BAZZ'S OUTRO SONG IS 🔥
I'd just like to throw it out there that only a fifth of your top ten videos are Fortnite. We're holding out for more Overwatch.
Average Commenter here but their are 7 videos on the second channel to this day
where is my Bazz content I need more
WOW BAZZA FINALLY UPLOADED A VIDEO
I wanted to have glasses too Bazza and well, my eyesight went awry and now i have glasses!
Never give up on your dreams kiddies! :P
Who's watching this in 2020 lol
Two people only wow
Yup... uncensored alright.... they literally talk about uncensored topics in the beginning for like 5 mins... XD
About the m&m's at the end, it's the same about froot loops
i think Cray's comment would make more sense if he meant Skittles, as they look like m&m's but each tastes like a diff fruit.
Cray is an awesome sidekick.
Who else loves the 679 parody
I love how he puts subtitles. Sometimes I cant hear because I’m eating snacks 😭
Trust me Baz you don’t want glasses it becomes a nightmare after a while
I get bullied at school. Kids keep saying I have a Tesla. I don’t, apparently they saw me get out of one and keep writing all over my property: Nice Tesla. It’s been going on for 1 year and a half now.
4:39 I thought he was saying ‘baby’
post more! love your vids so much ❤️
Just subscribed to the new channel as soon as you mentioned it!
;)
Cray so pure for mnms 😂
I think he is interested in seeing you know what after paris😂😂😂😂
This is before fortnitemares
Damn that old Yogscast music is pretty nostalgic
I remember those GOOD old days when muselk told you how to play soldier on tf2 I still play that game yay