I love the idea that Mario and Wario playing cops and robbers made them into the people they are today. Mario was so addicted to being the good guy that he made his entire career out of saving people IRL and pushing Wario out of that made him go "f-ck it this is who I am"
I like how this video skipped over the smaller details, like how wario has a grip of over 80psi, or how he's cononically immortal, let alone all the eldritch abominations he fights on a daily basis.
My favorite detail is that Wario's dental hygiene is practically non-existent, but he just eats the bacteria that grows in his mouth so his dental health is excellent
@@toxic_shr00m Power lifters , as opposed to body builders, don't do many exercises targeted at shaping and defining their muscles, opting instead to focus solely on building more of it, but still have to intake just as many calories a day, if not more, than body builders to maintain them. This usually ends up making power lifters appear more stout, because they're converting the protein into muscle but not burning the fat. There's a reason you never see a "World's Strongest Man" competitor also go for Mr.Olympia, and vice versa.
@Toxie Because there's a direct correlation between size and strength. That's why powerlifters are often massive and have guts, the more you eat = the more you can convert to protein and sustenance
I know that strongmen exist and that they tend to be like that but Wario is straight up just an orb okay he is too extreme to not be considered a rotund little boy
0:23 I have met that person. I do hate them. I'm tall, he's slightly taller. I'm a good singer, he's better. I'm known, he's more known. It's insane, and it drives me nuts!
That last minute Rosa attack lol. I think Rosalina is the most competent out of the three princesses, she does all sorts of shit in Galaxy her debut game. Peach is off getting kidnapped again meanwhile Rosalina leads the comment observatory, raises the Luma's that Mario cant complete his journey without, and she+mario are the only ones alive after the blackhole destroys everything in the ending before the reset thanks to the Luma's she raised. What the hell has peach done besides have her own adventure where they literally made her power be her emotions (why did they do that to her wtf)? Daisy does even less.
I agree, and this comment illustrates how, despite Nintendo not doing much with Rosa after SMG1, she still has that story to call her own, unlike the other princesses unfortunately. Daisy has potential, but it's never been realized and judging by her absence from mainline titles, it doesn't seem like Nintendo has any interest in fulfilling it, which is a shame. While am at it, I don't think Peach having 'super emotions' has to be bad, since it'd give her a reason for being so "blank" most of the time, but yeah, the execution was definetly not the best, specially since you'd think she'd use her powers to break free from Bowser and save her (presumably) beloved kingdom and its inhabitants, but alas...
Rosalina is easily the best in mainline games. Her backstory told in the library, her powers and actions in the Galaxy games alone speak more than anything Peach has ever done. However, in the spinoff games (party and sport games) I feel like she's the more bland one. Her voice acting seems neither enthusiastic nor majestic to me, her one trait is that she's hovering and there's not much personality either. Daisy is the exact opposite. Virtually no significance in mainline games and not much character development going on. But from her actions, acting, gestures etc. you can tell that she's easily the most spirited princess. Mario Strikers does a good job at portraying the differences between both of them. Peach's potential is utterly wasted. Super Mario 64 made me think she has the power to make usage of the power of the stars, but alas she's just a character to be kidnapped and saved and that's mostly it. And in the spinoff games she's just your average princess prototype, nothing outstanding really. So I'd say for mainline games Rosalina > Peach > Daisy And spinoff games Daisy > Rosalina > Peach
"She doesn't have a personality" bro literally none of them do, and no, saying your name over and over again and acting a little more excited does not make you a tomboy or have a personality.
@@AwesomeMooseSmile it's true that Nintendo gave each of them a miniscule amount of personality and character development, especially in sports and party games (not like there's much you can do in them to begin with). So a I'm going with the very few hints I have. Mario Strikers sums them up perfectly imo: Rosalina shows the least amount of emotion when, scoring, winning or losing. Rosalina gets all fired up doing somersaults, sliding on the grass and doing the Tobey Maguire dance and her voice has energy compared to Rosalinas weak "woohoo". Peach is all classy and shows the elegance of a princess and when she's losing she tries to keep her cool. Of course it's difficult to notice in other games. I'm mainly going off their voices and unfortunately Rosalinas bored voice doesn't match her elegance imo.
Dear Coney, Thank you for defending Wario's honor as more than just fart man, and correctly calling out smash as the main cause for that. Wario's is a greedy asshole adventurer built like a brick house and often the comedy comes from him getting his shit kicked in constantly (AKA the transformations) the only difference is that he is canonically immortal so he instead uses this to his advantage even if he looks like an idiot.
1 mil sales can be really good, it all depends on the budget spent. 1 million sales is good for any game that isn't AAA these days. As a developer myself, if I were to make a game with 4 more people and we sold 100 000 we would still profit quite a bit off of it if it was made within a reasonable time-frame, even if the game was just 10 dollars. That has some marketing budgeted in there and obviously salaries and additional small costs that just comes with launching stuff. Most AAA titles need to sell about 2-3mil to start making profit I believe, but it's big profit after that. If a game sells 500 000 units after breaking even that's a lot of profit. For a game like FFVII Remake that would be about 30mil in profit, which is probably not what a game like that should expect but it is still meaningful profit. People get blinded by sales numbers thinking anything that doesn't sell like GTA, Minecraft, Elden Ring etc is a flop which is just not true. These are unrealistic comparisons people are making. If a game makes profit it's a win, the market is very saturated and a lot of games simply do not break even. This is where microtransactions come in, people are trying to get money from as few individuals as possible in-case their game doesn't sell as expected. Whales if you will. It's real bad when the industry starts relying on X amount of individuals to make profit rather than actually attempting to make a *great* game that will sell well.
Funnily enough, I streamed this for a pal of mine just the other day cuz I felt it was a pretty neat video! Glad to see Coney checking it out as well :)
So I own a virtual boys still and the reason that it’s red is because they had a huge actual lasers to build the 3-D imaging. It’s not recommended to use it in long periods of time because you’re literally staring at lasers
I wish he touched on Wario's Woods more. It's one of my favorite puzzle games and is a criminally overlooked gem on the SNES (yes it's also on the NES but the SNES version has a story mode)
14:50 wait was he just at the Premiere or was he actually a voice actor in dbs superhero? Edit: NO SHOT, HE PLAYED MAGENTA! THAT'S SO FUNNY! Magenta is actually very wario coded so it makes sense that I find that out on this video!
15:45 It's the inverse for me. I got _WarioWare Inc._ because I loved the microgame experience, and grew to love Wario (and his gaggle of associates) from the game.
Watching this again, it's actually legitimately insane that Nintendo has not only survived, but thrived after having such gigantic failures like the virtual boy, the wii U and to a lesser degree, the 64 and GameCube
Hol up, Game Freak developed the first version of Aim Labs on the Super Famicom and they NEVER turned around to make a shooter? They coulda made pokemon with Guns the entire time instead of waiting to steal the bag from Pocket Pair ex-post-facto!
Dang, the warioworld dislike is crazy. I played that game alot as a kid, even annoyed my older sibling with the pause screen music because i left it on for too long. I think it wasnt until the last 10 or so years that i finally beat the game as i got stuck at world 3 level 2 i think But man i always had fun colldctinf the treasures and the wacky enemy designs
>like you but better Wario could do what Mario does (be an adventurer and unlicensed nutritionist) but Mario could never do what Wario does (be the CEO of a successful software company).
I love the idea that Mario and Wario playing cops and robbers made them into the people they are today. Mario was so addicted to being the good guy that he made his entire career out of saving people IRL and pushing Wario out of that made him go "f-ck it this is who I am"
Literally megamind
That comic is not Canon.
@@INFERNO95
It's real to me
If you wait like an hour in the pause screen of wario world, he actually apologizes to you for being annoying.
In the Charles Martinet clip he was dressed like his dragon ball character, magenta
I like how this video skipped over the smaller details, like how wario has a grip of over 80psi, or how he's cononically immortal, let alone all the eldritch abominations he fights on a daily basis.
Details like these make Wario suitable for president
Support the original video
My favorite detail is that Wario's dental hygiene is practically non-existent, but he just eats the bacteria that grows in his mouth so his dental health is excellent
My man. His fat is actually his muscle btw. That's why he's always in the power class in the spin offs.
I don't know why there's a subgenre of fat strong characters but I'm here for it
@@toxic_shr00m Power lifters , as opposed to body builders, don't do many exercises targeted at shaping and defining their muscles, opting instead to focus solely on building more of it, but still have to intake just as many calories a day, if not more, than body builders to maintain them. This usually ends up making power lifters appear more stout, because they're converting the protein into muscle but not burning the fat. There's a reason you never see a "World's Strongest Man" competitor also go for Mr.Olympia, and vice versa.
@Toxie Because there's a direct correlation between size and strength. That's why powerlifters are often massive and have guts, the more you eat = the more you can convert to protein and sustenance
I know that strongmen exist and that they tend to be like that but Wario is straight up just an orb okay he is too extreme to not be considered a rotund little boy
@@toxic_shr00m he’s a power lifter
He’s just doing his thing let him be angry
6:48 Wario inflation (then deflation)
Chat in the back saying "Inflation Sunday"
One of the funniest parts of Coney videos are the occasionally funny chat messages in the background
8:36 Honestly that's was the best Wario impression I've ever heard.
0:23 I have met that person. I do hate them. I'm tall, he's slightly taller. I'm a good singer, he's better. I'm known, he's more known. It's insane, and it drives me nuts!
>Tells you the story of her childhood trauma
>resets the universe after Bowser destroys it
"She doesn't do anything"
That last minute Rosa attack lol. I think Rosalina is the most competent out of the three princesses, she does all sorts of shit in Galaxy her debut game. Peach is off getting kidnapped again meanwhile Rosalina leads the comment observatory, raises the Luma's that Mario cant complete his journey without, and she+mario are the only ones alive after the blackhole destroys everything in the ending before the reset thanks to the Luma's she raised. What the hell has peach done besides have her own adventure where they literally made her power be her emotions (why did they do that to her wtf)? Daisy does even less.
I agree, and this comment illustrates how, despite Nintendo not doing much with Rosa after SMG1, she still has that story to call her own, unlike the other princesses unfortunately. Daisy has potential, but it's never been realized and judging by her absence from mainline titles, it doesn't seem like Nintendo has any interest in fulfilling it, which is a shame. While am at it, I don't think Peach having 'super emotions' has to be bad, since it'd give her a reason for being so "blank" most of the time, but yeah, the execution was definetly not the best, specially since you'd think she'd use her powers to break free from Bowser and save her (presumably) beloved kingdom and its inhabitants, but alas...
Also, I gotta say I love that typo. The idea of a "comment observatory" is just the funniest thing to me XD
Rosalina is easily the best in mainline games. Her backstory told in the library, her powers and actions in the Galaxy games alone speak more than anything Peach has ever done. However, in the spinoff games (party and sport games) I feel like she's the more bland one. Her voice acting seems neither enthusiastic nor majestic to me, her one trait is that she's hovering and there's not much personality either. Daisy is the exact opposite. Virtually no significance in mainline games and not much character development going on. But from her actions, acting, gestures etc. you can tell that she's easily the most spirited princess. Mario Strikers does a good job at portraying the differences between both of them.
Peach's potential is utterly wasted. Super Mario 64 made me think she has the power to make usage of the power of the stars, but alas she's just a character to be kidnapped and saved and that's mostly it. And in the spinoff games she's just your average princess prototype, nothing outstanding really.
So I'd say for mainline games Rosalina > Peach > Daisy
And spinoff games Daisy > Rosalina > Peach
"She doesn't have a personality" bro literally none of them do, and no, saying your name over and over again and acting a little more excited does not make you a tomboy or have a personality.
@@AwesomeMooseSmile it's true that Nintendo gave each of them a miniscule amount of personality and character development, especially in sports and party games (not like there's much you can do in them to begin with). So a I'm going with the very few hints I have. Mario Strikers sums them up perfectly imo: Rosalina shows the least amount of emotion when, scoring, winning or losing. Rosalina gets all fired up doing somersaults, sliding on the grass and doing the Tobey Maguire dance and her voice has energy compared to Rosalinas weak "woohoo". Peach is all classy and shows the elegance of a princess and when she's losing she tries to keep her cool.
Of course it's difficult to notice in other games. I'm mainly going off their voices and unfortunately Rosalinas bored voice doesn't match her elegance imo.
Dear Coney,
Thank you for defending Wario's honor as more than just fart man, and correctly calling out smash as the main cause for that.
Wario's is a greedy asshole adventurer built like a brick house and often the comedy comes from him getting his shit kicked in constantly (AKA the transformations) the only difference is that he is canonically immortal so he instead uses this to his advantage even if he looks like an idiot.
I love how he actually got the got him speech bubble lol
My favorite fact about wario is that he’s canonically immortal
Technically he can die (zombification and vampirism are forms of becoming undead) but he can easily revert back to a living state
@@supercamborg4218Yeah, with any light source he can be instantly cured, which is insane considering what sunlight usually does to vamps.
@@king_poyo64 Wario is so busted
I vote in favor of CONEY reacting to more of Carlito
I SECOND!
He doesn’t want to, so you watch Carlito instead of you watching his video on it.
While I liked his reactions to the carlito vids he did, why not just check him out ourselves?
@@Thatdudejosh9 I've seen the Daisy one myself already. I just want to see his reaction to it.
@@Thatdudejosh9 you can do both lol
The secret to getting Coney to like your character design: Add sunglasses
>Parents divorced before he can remember them being together
>Mother spoiled him
>Says Daisy is the best princess
CONEY JUST LIKE ME FR
1 mil sales can be really good, it all depends on the budget spent.
1 million sales is good for any game that isn't AAA these days.
As a developer myself, if I were to make a game with 4 more people and we sold 100 000 we would still profit quite a bit off of it if it was made within a reasonable time-frame, even if the game was just 10 dollars. That has some marketing budgeted in there and obviously salaries and additional small costs that just comes with launching stuff.
Most AAA titles need to sell about 2-3mil to start making profit I believe, but it's big profit after that. If a game sells 500 000 units after breaking even that's a lot of profit. For a game like FFVII Remake that would be about 30mil in profit, which is probably not what a game like that should expect but it is still meaningful profit.
People get blinded by sales numbers thinking anything that doesn't sell like GTA, Minecraft, Elden Ring etc is a flop which is just not true. These are unrealistic comparisons people are making. If a game makes profit it's a win, the market is very saturated and a lot of games simply do not break even. This is where microtransactions come in, people are trying to get money from as few individuals as possible in-case their game doesn't sell as expected. Whales if you will. It's real bad when the industry starts relying on X amount of individuals to make profit rather than actually attempting to make a *great* game that will sell well.
Coney’s daughter watching the “all parents divorces are because of the kids” clip after him and his wife get divorced someday
The best Wario joke is when he tries to the blow the baseball over the foul line in Mario superstar baseball
Funnily enough, I streamed this for a pal of mine just the other day cuz I felt it was a pretty neat video! Glad to see Coney checking it out as well :)
12:45 I KNEW MY PARENTS LIED TO ME
15:48 The chat comment mentioning those three specific countries lol
1:25 the whole doppel ganger thing makes me think the scariest dopple ganger scenario is having it be a prisoners dillema
2:33 bro sounds like Mr. Burns answering the phone
Wario is so cool. Or maybe used to be when he had his actual games. I hate that now his most iconic moves are the bike and....damit... The waft...
I have the Virtual Boy emulator for VR and it comes with options to change it from red to any other solid color, and white just works so much better
The divorce talk gave me whiplash
Wario is just a buff man trying to get paid
I adore this man.
And Wario's cool too
So I own a virtual boys still and the reason that it’s red is because they had a huge actual lasers to build the 3-D imaging. It’s not recommended to use it in long periods of time because you’re literally staring at lasers
I wish he touched on Wario's Woods more. It's one of my favorite puzzle games and is a criminally overlooked gem on the SNES (yes it's also on the NES but the SNES version has a story mode)
I find it funny how we can blame Mario for the way Wario is
I had a virtual boy as a kid too. I played the shit out of Mario Tennis and Wario Land on that thing lol.
Coney spittin about the neck pain fr.
Martinet looks like he's about to yell "WOOOOOOOOO"
16:29 No give me Donkey Kong back. Please, I will do anything for Monke Man to return
14:50 wait was he just at the Premiere or was he actually a voice actor in dbs superhero? Edit: NO SHOT, HE PLAYED MAGENTA! THAT'S SO FUNNY! Magenta is actually very wario coded so it makes sense that I find that out on this video!
he's literally cosplaying the character he voiced, he's too good for us
@@SammyBuzzmun OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO RIGHT god I love that man!
emulate virtual boy in a vr headset, it’s awesome
15:45 It's the inverse for me. I got _WarioWare Inc._ because I loved the microgame experience, and grew to love Wario (and his gaggle of associates) from the game.
Hey Coney, ConeyFan39 here to say this is a great video buddo, keep it up 🙂
What happened to the other 38 coneyfans
Wario's whole deal is being caked up
Coney crossed the line by saying Rosalina is the worst princess
he needs to be executed
Watching this again, it's actually legitimately insane that Nintendo has not only survived, but thrived after having such gigantic failures like the virtual boy, the wii U and to a lesser degree, the 64 and GameCube
Captain Syrup should’ve had Waluigi’s spot. She has so much more charisma and worth than that Purple cardboard cutout
SPITTIN
@@antoniacorrales9148 🫶🫶🫶
9:13 Wario is so cool! 😂
Coney just likes the desing of characters with sunglasses
Does anyone remember the “Wario music” Coney played in one of his videos? It was like polka music or something. Can’t remember.
From Mario strikers?
The bulk and skull theme?
Yeah that was it! Lol thanks.
Plot twist Wario's that one powerpuff girls bad guy who's just a roach in a human mech suit
Rosalina literally undid a black hole and combined every planet at the end of Mario galaxy what are you talking about???
No she didn't. The lumas undid the black hole and she MAYBE commanded them to do it. She even explains herself that it's just a process.
9:05 Yoshi's cookie is that good good. Ill run vs on that anytime
I just realized the Micro Games coming from a Mario game means Warriors ripped the idea off of Mario
Dude that Mario Zone, let alone the whole game, as a kid was SO FUCKING HARD.
I wouldn't call Wario World bad. I mean, it's a casual game for sure but it's got enough interesting ideas not to be boring.
In that charles martinet clip he’s dressed like his character in the movie
The wario impression killed me
I've always loved Wario, Wario Land 4 is genuinely one of my favorite platformers ever
shoutouts to master of disguise, first videogame I ever owned
Really gotta watch the Waluigi Rap by Mashed and Kevin Bennett
He in fact says "So ein Mist" not "Doh I missed"
The rare fish investor brought me here
Imagine saying no more Kirby, property of another company, on their 30th anniversary
Thanks for introducing me to this guy’s channel. I’m actually gonna go check him out
Holy moly Coney being a consumer that loves failures and dislikes good things is coming out here. Wario world is so good.
I want more of these coney react
I haven't watched the vid yet but I hope it mentions how the Wario World manual shows Wario's bladder!!
I can totally understand coney's friend bc Mandela catalog exists
1:50 It's how the actor that plays johna j jameson speaks. I can believe it's trans-atlantic new reporter.
You should cosplay Wario Coney!!!
I ALSO THOUGHT IT WAS "OH I MISSED" ! AND I'M GERMAN!
Like what the deal with em
For a second I thought this will be Pizza Tower video.
His Purpose
Put the hat back for sale, Coney
If Charles is 6'3 then im as tall as him. SWEET!
Hol up, Game Freak developed the first version of Aim Labs on the Super Famicom and they NEVER turned around to make a shooter? They coulda made pokemon with Guns the entire time instead of waiting to steal the bag from Pocket Pair ex-post-facto!
This is just like Pizza Tower
6'3" is tall, but doesn't deserve that reaction
Weirdest Jerry Seinfeld bit ive ever seen
No way you had a virtual boy
His purpose
Why the hiyoihoi look like this guy 🗿
GOT HIM!
Coney and I have the same TH-cam algorithm lol
Warriors got bank and that’s goated if you really think about it.
Wario genie is og shity genie.
Dang, the warioworld dislike is crazy. I played that game alot as a kid, even annoyed my older sibling with the pause screen music because i left it on for too long.
I think it wasnt until the last 10 or so years that i finally beat the game as i got stuck at world 3 level 2 i think
But man i always had fun colldctinf the treasures and the wacky enemy designs
13:15 bad take
15:15 I am also 6'3'' it's too tall
The problem with being 6'3" is that every sports car every is impractical. Gotta gangsta lean that shit.
Also economy plane seats and old houses. ugh
FELLAS
Shut up man, I’m minding my business!
Wario stole my kidneys
same
You too, huh?
Can’t relate
*someone knocks on the door*
*gets on mini plane and flies away*
But who is daisy though
I watched the video with krungo :)
I’m taller than charles martinet :)
Please react to the Koopa family tree I'm hyped for that
>like you but better
Wario could do what Mario does (be an adventurer and unlicensed nutritionist) but Mario could never do what Wario does (be the CEO of a successful software company).
I know it's your opinion but it's wrong!!!! Rosa is the best princess
so, i heard you dont like pizza tower.
Wah!
That comic is not Canon. It was made to cash in on the game. Don't know why people don't know this.