Everytime I remember Cookie Clicker, I load the game, play a little, eventually paste the cheat on the browser console so I have infinity cookies, get bored and close it.
I have this as a pinned tab on my Chrome and this run alone has been going for 73 days... I've ascended 14 times... I've "mined" 27 nonillion cookies in total... Overall it has been running for about 3 years... I have no life
He probably cheated to get that far for a video (unless he imported an old save). There is no way you can get over 800 cursors in a month, let alone a week.
Dammit Dan, everytime you make a cookie clicker video I get the urge to play it again! Last time I woke up when they pulled me out of a cave in Portugal, where I was trying to mine for cookies! Well, here we go again....
Do you think he needs therapy? Yeah he needs therapy. Like one of them AA meetings. Leader: "This is dan" All: "Hi dan" Leader: "So dan what do you have a problem with?" Dan: *dan with his eyes blood shot* "COOKIE CLICKER"
william driscoll-geeves If you go to Tvtropes please order a pizza before. It will give you a reason to leave your monitor and break the spell you were put under. Otherwise you will start at 5pm on Tuesday, get up to use the restroom an hour later, then look up and realize that it's Sunday at 7 am.
even tho these are very short, these are probably my favourite videos because it seems like you are enjoying yourself and isn't like human fall flat where you could clearly see you weren't having fun
In those "Flash forward" moments the text in the upper right corner goes from "Happy Dan's bakery" to "Help me's bakery". Also it says "Infinite cookies"
I've been subbed since you done them euro truck sim vids a few years ago, I love how you still play all sorts of games and not just stick with 1 game forever, nerdcubed in my opinion is by far the funniest and coolest gamer youtuber
4 weeks later, Dan is once again sighted at the hospital with a feeding tube and sedatives to keep him from waking up and going back to playing cookie clicker. Even in his drug-induced sleep he can be seen furiously tapping his finger in an attempt to play the game.
Am I the only person that never gets addicted by mobile games? Candy crush for example is so boring, oh I have to wait until I can resume playing this already boring game? Nah uninstall.
You're not alone. I haven't been able to play any mobile game more than a couple days on a regular basis before it gets boring. My best guess would be that it simply depends on your type of personality. Do you have an addictive personality, or do you not?
This perfectly captures the essence of Cookie Clicker's gravitational pull and I am amazed that even after watching all of his videos on the subject I have not gone back to the game... Which leads me to believe that the current me is actually me from the future when we've invented time machines and reverse aging serums, and future me came back and replaced current me in order to stop me from ever touching the game again. ... Why do I taste copper?
I'd like to see Dan play cookie clicker when he knows how to hack it and instantly give himself infinite cookies without even touching the big cookie once.
"I have an addictive personality which is why I don't do alcohol or drugs or model trains" I have an addictive personality and do model (electric) trains...
Last time I played Cookie Clicker I awoke to find myself in a hospital bed with crippling depression and a severe case of PTCD (Post Traumatic Cookie Disorder)
I am proud of you Dan, you don't need those cookies! Stay strong! (Also we can't afford anymore rehab, not unless we increase work hours and decrease pay to absolute minimum)
Dan! Currently, on steam, there is a game called Wrestling Revolution 3D. This is a wrestling sim created by the guy who made Hard Time. ARE YOU INTRIGUED YET?!?! Because if not, I'll go into further detail. It has an expanded creation suite, including the ability to create a moveset of some truly outrageous moves. There are three different attires to create, one for wrestling, one for casual, and one for being a ref. There are 300 wrestlers across nine full rosters all of whom interact. In one in-game week, wrestlers will win and lose championships, get injured (and possibly die), get new managers, create tag teams, turn heel or face, and sign contracts. The game has modding support, fluid animations that allow moves to flow and be reversed from one move to another, and a game mode in which you are the booker calling the shots from backstage. NOW ARE YOU INTRIGUED?!?!
"due to EU regulations, implemented a warning message regarding browser cookies; do understand that the irony is not lost on us" -Cookie Clicker, 7/24/16
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I hope this series never ends
Phoenix Fire dude i got bad news. Read the description.
AnonEyeMouse Read the description
AnonEyeMouse you have cookies on my phone
On Halo 3's case, it said it was the end of the TRILOGY. Just ending the Trilogy,not all of it. ;D
Phoenix Fire I hope this series ends. I want more of this sort of content, but different 😄
"Help Me's bakery"
Ye that's kinda creepy
Sergio Flores I've seen you like three times today on three completly different videos.
Amirifiz now that's kinda creepy.
When dan runs out of review codes
When Dan forgets to make a video because he has been playing Cookie Clicker for the last 168 hours
what i need to actually bring myself food and drinks dafuq?
Yes
I saw this video and instantly said "Oh no"
Mine was, "oh no... not again.."
Mine was knuckles saying "Oh No."
when I saw this I said to myself Dan nnnnnnnoooooooo
Me Too!
We rise.
"alcohol, drugs, model trains"
Alcohol. Liquor. Booze.
Tyler S Weed and Bath Salts, the two safest drugs.
Antediluvian VR🅾️ THATS THE SAME S H I T
"My laziness does stop a lot of my addictions"
I relate a lot to this
I liked the bit where he clicked the cookie
My favourite part was when he clicked the cookie, then clicked on the other thing, and then got a thing
sum dat cookie on cokie action
FUCK OFF THERE WOULD BE 500 QUINTILLION CLICKS IF HE MADE A SERIES
500 QUINTILLION CLICKS FOR EVERY VIDEO!!!
My favourite part is when there was video
I enjoy number.
Nerd3 completes- COOKIE CLICKER
oh god no
VelvetCake oh God YES!
BadShotGaming YT oh god yes
agreed
Nerd³ Completes... Cookie Clicker - 708 - So Very Tired
Everytime I remember Cookie Clicker, I load the game, play a little, eventually paste the cheat on the browser console so I have infinity cookies, get bored and close it.
Are you okay dan?
I think we need to talk
about your cookie problem
Your last name is click...
Wut
Avery Click
you need to remove
two syllables from the third
for a true haiku
I have this as a pinned tab on my Chrome and this run alone has been going for 73 days... I've ascended 14 times... I've "mined" 27 nonillion cookies in total... Overall it has been running for about 3 years... I have no life
TheLlamaGod(TLG) cool... wait wats this tab on my compu-... oh no
you should ascend more
*CLICKING INTENSIFIES*
*CLICKING AT THE RYTHM OF EUROBEAT*
CLICKING IN THE 90S
*FAPING AS WELL*
TheSquirt5000 In this case, 'fapping' has two 'p's
What if it's an eFap like a Vape? So Fape?
"My laziness does stop a lot of my addictions."
Same Dan.
Same.
'Let's play Candy Crush on my phone!'
WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME, DAN?
nah it's shit
I did. :P
The VERY end?
Yes, and I saw the gag. I WANTED TO MAKE A JOOOKE.
Username Pending i was so scared when he said that
is this why you were Away for a week? 👍
He probably cheated to get that far for a video (unless he imported an old save). There is no way you can get over 800 cursors in a month, let alone a week.
Grappling Hook Jones d i s a g r e e
yeah, like I said, he probably cheated. I can't be done legitimately
Grappling Hook Jones He has infinity cookies, it's obvious he used console commands to do it in 20 minutes.
Dammit Dan, everytime you make a cookie clicker video I get the urge to play it again!
Last time I woke up when they pulled me out of a cave in Portugal, where I was trying to mine for cookies!
Well, here we go again....
And he was never heard from again.
Nice knowin ya
U okay dude?
Message me when I need to fetch you from Portugal again
rip
Do you think he needs therapy? Yeah he needs therapy.
Like one of them AA meetings.
Leader: "This is dan"
All: "Hi dan"
Leader: "So dan what do you have a problem with?"
Dan: *dan with his eyes blood shot* "COOKIE CLICKER"
You are a bad man Dan. This is like linking to tvtropes. It is just not done in civilised society.
Worse than tvtropes: buzzfeed covering the news
Stevonicus Linking to tvtropes can you explain it must've missed something.
william driscoll-geeves a TV Tropes Bender is much longer and more intensive than a Wikipedia Bender
william driscoll-geeves basically once you go to one page on TVTropes you'll click tonnes of links and get trapped
william driscoll-geeves
If you go to Tvtropes please order a pizza before. It will give you a reason to leave your monitor and break the spell you were put under.
Otherwise you will start at 5pm on Tuesday, get up to use the restroom an hour later, then look up and realize that it's Sunday at 7 am.
I stopped playing Cookie Clicker to watch this.
That's a lie - I didn't stop.
I never started...
"My laziness gets in the way of my addiction" Perfectly describes me
Wow this is a great representation of how addiction works. You're quite an artist, Dan.
even tho these are very short, these are probably my favourite videos because it seems like you are enjoying yourself and isn't like human fall flat where you could clearly see you weren't having fun
"Help Me's bakery"
"Infinity cookies"
Please don't go...
The cookies need you...
They look up to you...
In those "Flash forward" moments the text in the upper right corner goes from "Happy Dan's bakery" to "Help me's bakery".
Also it says "Infinite cookies"
COOKIE CLICKING FOR GOODNESS!
GO FOR THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS BOO, GO FOR THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS!
I've been subbed since you done them euro truck sim vids a few years ago, I love how you still play all sorts of games and not just stick with 1 game forever, nerdcubed in my opinion is by far the funniest and coolest gamer youtuber
You should do model trains. Then you'd probably start to care about Train Simulator.
I like how in the flash forward "Happy Dan's Bakery" turned into "Help Me's Bakery"
4 weeks later, Dan is once again sighted at the hospital with a feeding tube and sedatives to keep him from waking up and going back to playing cookie clicker. Even in his drug-induced sleep he can be seen furiously tapping his finger in an attempt to play the game.
Am I the only person that never gets addicted by mobile games? Candy crush for example is so boring, oh I have to wait until I can resume playing this already boring game? Nah uninstall.
"oh look at me I dont play mobile games im so special" fuck off
Harry Law what? I'm confused
lol
Harry Law that's just my experience with mobile games and I was curious if anyone else feels the same.
You're not alone. I haven't been able to play any mobile game more than a couple days on a regular basis before it gets boring. My best guess would be that it simply depends on your type of personality. Do you have an addictive personality, or do you not?
My cookie clicker has been going for as long as I can remember. 1302 days. Just sitting there. Making cookies.
Cookie Clicker is like the Venom symbiote suit
All it wants to do is help you, but once it takes hold, it changes you, forever...
DANNN!!! I just forgot about this game and now you have reminded me!!! See you in a few weeks!!
Whenever I think of dan, I think of TOP QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT! I love the comedy that is in every video... never loose dat dan
Am I the only one that hadn't played this game in forever, and then just played it yesterday on the same day that he uploads this.
Oh my god, dan has started collecting model trains...
This perfectly captures the essence of Cookie Clicker's gravitational pull and I am amazed that even after watching all of his videos on the subject I have not gone back to the game... Which leads me to believe that the current me is actually me from the future when we've invented time machines and reverse aging serums, and future me came back and replaced current me in order to stop me from ever touching the game again.
... Why do I taste copper?
"I don't do alcohol or drugs or model trains"
I can't agree more, Dan.
I'm so proud of you, Dan. You've made so much progress.
Finally he survived a Cookie Clicker vid
you can get cookie clicker on your phone, so even those few times you're away from your computer, you're never away from cookie clicker
It has been a while! Didn't expect this but I'm happy!
He is not an extraordinary large number of cookies, he is a free Dan!
As someone whose leg is currently erupting in pain, I must watch Nerdcubed...
are you ever truly free, Dan? Go on, give in to the warm, sweet embrace of the cookies, give it a click. You know you want to.. It's calling you...
My family abandoned me because of my cookie clicker addiction.
I'd like to see Dan play cookie clicker when he knows how to hack it and instantly give himself infinite cookies without even touching the big cookie once.
How did I know this wouldn't be longer then 5 minutes ?
Jimbothy Ross because TH-cam shows you the time before you watch it
Anyone else notice the name "Help Me's Bakery" in the flash forward?
Anyone else notice the name of the bakery changes from 'happy Dan' to 'help me'?
Nice touch XD
"Happy Dan's Bakery"
"Help Me's Bakery"
Fuck-sake, Nerd³ just got me addicted to Cookie Clicker again.
The flash forwards was taking place in 'Help Me's Bakery" 😂😂
there is only so many times this can go wrong.....right???
best transition from one addiction to the next, made me laugh my ass off, hilarious
"I have an addictive personality which is why I don't do alcohol or drugs or model trains" I have an addictive personality and do model (electric) trains...
DAN!! Just Cause 3's Multiplayer Mod is on Steam!
Play It!
NOW!!!!!
Sees "Nerd3 Plays... Cookie Clicker"
OH GOD IT'S BACK
Alcohol, Drugs and Model Trains, that is THE perfect life
Saw the title. Thought 'Oh I hope he manages to play the game this time'. Saw video length. Thought 'Ah maybe not...'
love the more edited short vid style. do more please!
"I don't do alcohol, drugs, or model trains" - One of these is not like the other!
next time Dan won't click the cookie, He will BE THE COOKIE!!!!
Easily addicted in this scenario, not addictive. Though you are that too.
Nerd³ Forgets... To Press F11 - Web Browser 101
I wanted to go to bed 4 hours ago. But then this video was uploaded. Thanks Dan.........
he really needs more views. he actually made a video about a game that he is not gonna play
This is like watching Tim try to recover from being masky in marble hornets. Most of you won't understand what I just said, but I'll post it anyway.
4 years later, cookie clicker on STEAM Dan
"Help Me's Bakery" ACCURATE
Dan has went a little insane. That's why we are here for you dan!
Dan's a better actor then most apologetic TH-camrs
Last time I played Cookie Clicker I awoke to find myself in a hospital bed with crippling depression and a severe case of PTCD (Post Traumatic Cookie Disorder)
Well now I feel awful about deleting my previous save states.
Three months of progress down the drai-
Oh look, Advent Capitalist.
I am proud of you Dan, you don't need those cookies! Stay strong! (Also we can't afford anymore rehab, not unless we increase work hours and decrease pay to absolute minimum)
If he thinks that's addictive then he should play, oh wait, there's nothing more addictive.
Most relatable video on TH-cam. Except the candy crush thing, never downloaded that.
This is the hardest I have laughed at the end of a video ever
Dan don't think about Rebecca
Sigh... *punctuation. Damned auto correct.
The intro is very apt giving recent news concerning musicians
If you don't want to get addicted play fallout shelter
Only one more year until the next episode of cookie clicker
Poggy
Dan! Currently, on steam, there is a game called Wrestling Revolution 3D. This is a wrestling sim created by the guy who made Hard Time. ARE YOU INTRIGUED YET?!?! Because if not, I'll go into further detail. It has an expanded creation suite, including the ability to create a moveset of some truly outrageous moves. There are three different attires to create, one for wrestling, one for casual, and one for being a ref. There are 300 wrestlers across nine full rosters all of whom interact. In one in-game week, wrestlers will win and lose championships, get injured (and possibly die), get new managers, create tag teams, turn heel or face, and sign contracts. The game has modding support, fluid animations that allow moves to flow and be reversed from one move to another, and a game mode in which you are the booker calling the shots from backstage. NOW ARE YOU INTRIGUED?!?!
Who is here after Cookie Clicker is coming to Steam news from the latest Nerdcubed Show... 👀
Bravo Matt, spectacular job on the editing. *light applause*
I'm addicted to watching Nerdcubed
he had a flash forward moment, i guess he's remembering in the wrong direction again ಠ_ಠ
You do have an addictive personality, yeah. When I see a new video I watch it and when it ends I go into withdrawal.
Does Dan end up in a hospital bed when he clicks accept cookies on a website...?
"due to EU regulations, implemented a warning message regarding browser cookies; do understand that the irony is not lost on us"
-Cookie Clicker, 7/24/16
I completed cookie clicker today
OH good lord. "Help me's bakery".... kinda rolls off the tongue doesnt it. i distinctly have an odd and sudden craving for cookies.
I have cookie clicker open on the next screen...the addiction is real.
...Just stopping by to remind everyone...
Cookie Clicker is still there. Waiting.
what is the image that begins to fade in when he is about to click the cookie?
Cookie Clicker got updated a few days ago, Minigames with Wizard Towers and Temples~
Nerd³ challenges cookie clicker without going insane...
wait the challenge series doesnt exist anymore.... well for the time being...
Just... gotta... click the... c-cook...c-c-cookie... Wait... No! Oh god no!
If you're reading this... DON'T... CLICK... THE... COOKIE!!!
Quicksilver You can't click the cookie if I eat it *points at head*
Damn it, I've been clean for a year now. Why have you done this! I'M BACK CLICKING THE COOKIES!!!......... Send help
Now you have to do the steam version
Dan... you will never get rid of the click