Imagine that in court Victim: "This man mugged me then shot me" Judge: "So, did you mug this man?" Thief: "Yes, but he only handed over a dollar" Judge: "He did WHAT? I feel sick! The fruit vendor is fined 25k awarded to the back alley mugger. Case closed"
yeah i also wanna point out that if they are banning counters. when mugged you have three responses: refuse (and get banned for failrp) give money counter (and apparently get warned then banned) and nobody else is even allowed to help you which means it is literaly against the law to not give them money, and therefore it is perfectly reasonable to mug every person you see on the street and they literaly cannot argue or they get banned.
I remember one time I was a gun dealer selling guns on top of a building and a pair of guys decided to try and mug the gun store. So I shot and killed both of them and then got kicked for failRP. Was really annoying
I love how these servers work: "Oh someone is getting mugged, I will save him risking my life!" "ok so you have to pay 25000 dollars to this criminal because you were defending his target" WHAT
What i dislike the most is how Jameskii was trying to buy kiwis and the mugger ruined it, yet jameskii isnt allowed to interact with it?!?! He was already buying the kiwis????
Yeah it's always stupid, that's why I stopped playing. It's a cesspool of little kids and people who go crying to the admins when everything doesn't turn out perfectly for them. "I mugged a dude in the middle of the street and someone stopped me. pay me money!"
"You can't counter in this server." So, you're telling me that if I want to buy a hotdog at a hotdog stand and someone tries to mug the stand owner I can't kick his ass?
No Leo, I'm telling you that if you want to buy a hotdog at a hotdog stand while legally carrying a firearm and then someone else 4 feet in front of you uses a gun to fucking brain the hotdog stand guy, you can't eliminate the active shooter. Which is, of course, not true in any jurisdiction on the planet, so it's not for RP reasons...
It's not exactly hard to find when this is literally every server. And this isn't even the "serious" RP servers, those are the ones that get off on banning you for _accidentally crouching._
I love how the first server he tried to join was a server he got previously banned on for becoming the president and building a wall for like 3 seconds.
@@anarchy6583 I almost mistook "Dept" as department, since most cops use that shortened term. But you're talking about the money, so it should be "Debt" lmao
I've never liked how breaking the law gets you punished by an admin and not some ingame police... Admins complain about failrp and yet their police forces never actually have to solve crimes lmao
That sit about the countering the mugger was so unbelievably stupid lmao "Yes, this man shot another man after mugging him, so I shot him." "Why would you shoot him?" "He wouldn't buy me some kiwis ;'(" "G i v e H i m 2 5 k o r g e t w a r n e d" Paying a mugger for stopping his muggings, wtf
James: “I was just trying to buy kiwis and this man mugged him so I stopped him” Mugger: “I’m gonna need 25k since you stopped me” James: “Why do I have to pay you?!” Admin: *Y O U C A N ‘ T C O U N T E R*
J-Money ain't banned cause he didn't drop the Mutz. He managed to own the Hot Pockets Industry. It ain't scamming. It's *business.* He doesn't continue the conversation he just walks off or says "Bye", or "This is mine now". Jameskii is very similar to this man. He just takes high risks with high rewards.
5:30 imagine in real life a cop witnessing someone get gunned down with an automatic rifle and then just meekly, boredly saying "i dont think thats allowed, to be honest..." while whacking the criminal with a stun baton
I noticed something. When he said “-FUCK ALONE!” He opened his mic halfway through that sentence. So that leads me to believe: during that period when he stared at James with malicious intent he actually started saying “LEAVE ME THE _FUCK ALONE!_ “ And so if he opened his mic earlier that moment wouldn’t have been the same. Just a small observation.
Imagine that in court
Victim: "This man mugged me then shot me"
Judge: "So, did you mug this man?"
Thief: "Yes, but he only handed over a dollar"
Judge: "He did WHAT? I feel sick! The fruit vendor is fined 25k awarded to the back alley mugger. Case closed"
No it was the random citizen who risked his life protecting the salesman who was fined 25k, which is even worse
@@Jackpauler4lyfe Right? I don't fucking understand these servers, what the hell, that entire bit pissed me off more than it should.
yeah i also wanna point out that if they are banning counters.
when mugged you have three responses:
refuse (and get banned for failrp)
give money
counter (and apparently get warned then banned)
and nobody else is even allowed to help you
which means it is literaly against the law to not give them money, and therefore it is perfectly reasonable to mug every person you see on the street and they literaly cannot argue or they get banned.
I remember one time I was a gun dealer selling guns on top of a building and a pair of guys decided to try and mug the gun store. So I shot and killed both of them and then got kicked for failRP. Was really annoying
My friend is trying to get me to play on these servers.
I think I'll stick to Quake.
"5 mil but i give you 99% discount, so its only 50k"
Ah yes, The negotiator
That's what happens when you put all your stats into charisma and trade.
Ngl, I was kinda tempted to give him the 50k and I wasn't even the one playing
*CARISMA 100*
It was only 90 precent discount
@@MiguelPBlueFox carisma
I love how these servers work:
"Oh someone is getting mugged, I will save him risking my life!"
"ok so you have to pay 25000 dollars to this criminal because you were defending his target"
WHAT
What i dislike the most is how Jameskii was trying to buy kiwis and the mugger ruined it, yet jameskii isnt allowed to interact with it?!?! He was already buying the kiwis????
Yeah it's always stupid, that's why I stopped playing.
It's a cesspool of little kids and people who go crying to the admins when everything doesn't turn out perfectly for them.
"I mugged a dude in the middle of the street and someone stopped me. pay me money!"
The guy getting mugged drop 1 dollar so why doesn’t he also have to pay 25k? Makes no sense at all
Sounds like the UK to me
its not even rp
“DAYUM DAYUM BOY” That makes me laugh so hard
Same just the way he says it
Same i think I got a six pack from that XD
i never laughed so hard in my life i wheezed for like 20 seconds straight
56u1 yt? 5
BamHurger lmaoo
actually, the main reason the kiwis were worth 5 mil is because they're endangered. this is so sad
oh.
Yeah man people really like eating kiwis for some reason. I dont understand them. Kiwis are cute so why eat them :(
You know Australia lost a war to them
@@mynamechegg7939 that was Emus
@@mynamechegg7939 did you watch sam 'o nella
"You can't counter in this server."
So, you're telling me that if I want to buy a hotdog at a hotdog stand and someone tries to mug the stand owner I can't kick his ass?
the rules are gay and the admins are gayer
Yep. Welcome to DarkRP. The gamemode's motto is "Fuck you, enjoy your stay."
@@rumory I know the new generation is more diverse but this is getting out of hand. Now there are 2 of them.
They are kids and most likley friends. That or the admin is just a douche and does not get that "rules" the server have are as broken as their logic.
No Leo, I'm telling you that if you want to buy a hotdog at a hotdog stand while legally carrying a firearm and then someone else 4 feet in front of you uses a gun to fucking brain the hotdog stand guy, you can't eliminate the active shooter.
Which is, of course, not true in any jurisdiction on the planet, so it's not for RP reasons...
I love how you find Gmod servers that have laws which all boil down into: "no fun allowed"
Gmod's really went down the drain over the years, it's just whiny kids that play it now
@@muhnoodles Didn't really change, only difference is that most of us used to be the whiny kids
@@LioTangg Spot on, it's the same, just we now get to witness what we were like with a new generation.
It's not exactly hard to find when this is literally every server. And this isn't even the "serious" RP servers, those are the ones that get off on banning you for _accidentally crouching._
Hey dude the server is fun it's that he cuts out the fun parts.the server gave my brother 11 warns now he is one the server's most favorite player.
5:26 I just like how they fought saying *_"DAYUM"_*
Dayum
Dayum
Next video: "I managed to sell gamer gingerman bath water"
69th like 😂
Snorlax vibin
Whit cookie crumbs?
Insert Belle Delphine Miniladd memes
CampioneDi17 yuck
5:17 - 5:43 One of the funniest moments I've seen on your channel lmfaoo *DAYUM*
DAYUM
DAYUM
DAYUM
DAYUM BOY
DAYUM
brd: "I'm in a sit"
James: "You're standing"
Dude that got scammed: "I'm in a sit, I can't accept the hit"
Jameskii: "but you're standing"
“You have ten seconds”
*starts countdown at 5*
Big brane
DAYUM
It just works
It’s king crimson’s abili-
"5, 4, 3, 1, 2”
he will count to -5
I didn’t know Kiwis took a murder, an admin, a dollar, and $25k to obtain
Yeah for a gun he lost
and he didn't even get a kiwis
I love how the first server he tried to join was a server he got previously banned on for becoming the president and building a wall for like 3 seconds.
"so, what are you in for?"
"i killed a robber without first giving him the money he was trying to steal"
Admin: Then he shot you after 3 warnings *turns around*
Jameskii: B O O
Yes that's what happens in the video, good job.
@@inuush thank you someone else who understands how stupid these comments are
@@thegamblershunt its just a joke dude lmao
@@whoami724y yes a joke already made in the video
@@thegamblershunt Correct, but it's still a joke.
0:38 I remember seeing the reason of “nah fam” in one of his getting banned from Gmod videos
I can't believe Jonathan Schlatt is a multi-billionaire and still 90,000 in dept
Boo
He's refusing to pay out of spite
Tobi *Dept*
@@hiddensinix2767 H O W
@@anarchy6583 I almost mistook "Dept" as department, since most cops use that shortened term. But you're talking about the money, so it should be "Debt" lmao
4:04 “I’m in a sit” jameskii: “you’re standing”
When you stop all e learning to watch Jamskii
Damn you caught me
robus
robux
Im here while im in Teams with teacherXD
like if this is literally you
4:04
"I'm in a sit"
James-"Your standing"
On this episode of people who take there Gmod roleplay server way too seriously
And now for the weather.
it's not even roleplay, they call an admin whenever someone breaks the law lmao
Straight after this short Business break by Jameskii.
Also
Their*
Fun: **Exist**
Admins: n o
"I'm just gonna warn you then."
"I actually can't warn for that I was just trying to scare him into giving your money back."
what a shit admin lol
The admin was probably that dude's friend, what a bunch of cockturtles lol.
Gmod server admins when they see fun: _THE BAN HAMMER HAS SPOKEN_
Gmod server: *any item that exists*
Jameskii: *STONKS*
5:17 gets me every time
Who heard at the end go boo it scared me now and I'm under my wardrobe with a hoover
I've never liked how breaking the law gets you punished by an admin and not some ingame police... Admins complain about failrp and yet their police forces never actually have to solve crimes lmao
10:27 wait did that admin just say he was lying to you to scare you into giving him money?
he did indeed
Gotta love Gmod stupid admin ;)
Yeah seems like the admins was friends with that thief, people like them are why dark rp is shit
Yeah neonlink is full of shitty admins but polar lmao
he could report him to the head admin then
I was watching your old gmod videos today and hoping you uploaded another one soon, and here you upload one))
The server at the start is when you blocked someones house and then removed it 1 second later because an admin came over
"and this time, i managed to make five million dollars in just one minute onto the server."
*cuts to clip of him mugging an admin*
Did Jameski really just challenge Schlatt in business? Honey, you got a storm coming.
Schlatt is the monstrous force of the gods sent down to punish us. I am referring to the disaster video on slimecicle’s channel
“All if you know I’m a amazing businessman”
Tom Nook: you underestimate my power.
admin: you stole this guy money?
james:*n o : )*
*the guy: yeah*
He sounded so sad when he said "I wanted those kiwis :("
"your loss is our sauce"
my man that quote right there frightens people,the pizza's nice though what sauce you use for it?
your loss*
grinded up fetuses
“I’m gonna count down from 10” Proceeds to count down from 5
This is the only eLearning we need. He’s gonna teach us all economics
when yahimice said 'dayum' 5 times i just couldnt hold in the laughter
immagine having a dark rp server and not letting people counter a mug/raid
That was ridiculous lol, whoever made the rules in that server shouldn't be allowed to make servers anymore.
"I'm stealing your stuff and if you kill me or defend your stuff I'll get you banned".
James- “You see this guy he is a businessman”
*Shows picture of jschlatt*
Jameskii: I’ve sold babies
Me: oh that’s bad
Jameskii: I mean baby pizza
Me: that’s even worse!
4:34 where the giggles begin.
5:27 *honestly I would join the fight and also say DAYUM*
5:17 We all knew what was coming when we heard that music, but
D A Y U M B O I
I often forget how chaotic this game is...well I know what I'm doing for the next 12 hours again
5:17
*YOUR FEELINGS CHANGED LIKE THE WEATHER*
*WENT FROM CLEAR TO GREY*
*ON THAT CLOUDY DAY*
“Nah fam” most American response I’ve ever heard
fune america
People used to say fam in the UK too, like a decade ago.
@@SavageLynelButtPlug yeah. Thats main proof that Murica is faaar behind UK.
The UK version is: "OI MATE, NO"
how is that american? Seems more UK to me.
TH-cam “glitched” Jameskii’s youtube so that he can’t be the next PewDiePie to Americans
James isn't American, also is that Marksman?
“successfull buisness man” *EVERY TIME HIS BUISNESS FAILS*
which is never
Hitman: “I’m in a sit.” Jameski: “ You’re standing.”
I love how he still says "advices" even after all these years.
If Jameskii and Jschlatt worked together they could make the most successful business.
5:25 made me laugh so hard
7:42 "Hey man you look like a walking kiwi" I'm dying 🤣
9:20 I LOST MY SHIT LMFAO
I laughed so hard at that part where that Arms Dealer(TaterTot) immediately throwing a tantrum, it is freakin' priceless.
5:48 is the equivalent as the “can i please get a waffle” video
That sit about the countering the mugger was so unbelievably stupid lmao
"Yes, this man shot another man after mugging him, so I shot him."
"Why would you shoot him?"
"He wouldn't buy me some kiwis ;'("
"G i v e H i m 2 5 k o r g e t w a r n e d"
Paying a mugger for stopping his muggings, wtf
Not only that, but then the admin ADMITTED to lying about the possible punishment to get james to pay.
@@D-Vinko Also this
Jameskii: “boo”
Me: “do the juice world”
Jschlatt is the best businessman, if not then a close second with the Jameskii
lol Jschlatt has now been banned from a server for doing business
James: “I was just trying to buy kiwis and this man mugged him so I stopped him”
Mugger: “I’m gonna need 25k since you stopped me”
James: “Why do I have to pay you?!”
Admin: *Y O U C A N ‘ T C O U N T E R*
2:06 reminds me of the old counter strike video from 13 years ago
Hmm I wonder why? It’s like it’s on purpose...
And it’s Yahiamice
11:25 Boo makes me laugh so hard.
I’m watching this while *eating baby pizza*
omg sameee
i remember the "nah fam" it was when you were rping as a president and placing walls in front of bases
"Every single one of you already knows that i'm a successful business man"
*Your loss is our sauce*
James' laugh is so contagious it could cure the virus
I kind of feel bad for Jameskii, then I realise hes doing it for the giggles, then I feel bad that logic does not exist in Gmod DarkRP.
0:23 not even 30 seconds in and I already know how he made $5 mil in one minute. JSchlatt is the best businessman to ever exist
5:26 I like it haahahahaha
*Jameskii uploads a video*
youtube:wait that's illegal
Jameskii subscribers: HAHAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY LOL XD
i want to know what went down at the end afterwards lmao
That Donkey Kong music brought me back. I love it lol
this is my main server, yes the staff is actually like this
Why is God's name is this your main server, then?
leave that server
Sounds like pain
J-Money ain't banned cause he didn't drop the Mutz. He managed to own the Hot Pockets Industry. It ain't scamming. It's *business.* He doesn't continue the conversation he just walks off or says "Bye", or "This is mine now". Jameskii is very similar to this man. He just takes high risks with high rewards.
*Banned*
Reason: "Nah fam"
5:30 imagine in real life a cop witnessing someone get gunned down with an automatic rifle and then just meekly, boredly saying "i dont think thats allowed, to be honest..." while whacking the criminal with a stun baton
* Jameskii gets 5 millions *
Jameskii: *stonks*
Jameskii + Jshlatt = JamesShlatt Co.
best business in the galaxy
5:26 I swear I'm cracking up
Hey keep it up your doing great and Im so happy you reached 2mil subs.
5:15 got me fucked up
The sheer essence of this video actually made my computer blue-screen.
Nice job, James
5:17 When the blue haired girl gets assumed of their gender:
Jameskii whispering kiwis might be the cutest thing I've ever seen a grown man do
I noticed something.
When he said “-FUCK ALONE!”
He opened his mic halfway through that sentence.
So that leads me to believe: during that period when he stared at James with malicious intent he actually started saying “LEAVE ME THE _FUCK ALONE!_ “
And so if he opened his mic earlier that moment wouldn’t have been the same.
Just a small observation.
Jschlatt and jameskii starting a store in gmod would be epic tbh xd
I hate how people take this game serious smh salty kids
yo james it was my bday a day ago, but i like ur content so keep it upmy man :)
11:30 Boo
James: the only person to validly complain about too high of a percentage of people subscribing to his channel
that explains why ive never been able to see jameskii videos in my recommended for a year
I swear these gmod rp dudes be livin' in their own world
Glad to be the 2% subscribed maggot, keep up the good work!
This is a good video
Haven't had a good laugh in a while