i guess im asking randomly but does anyone know a trick to get back into an Instagram account?? I somehow forgot my password. I would love any tricks you can offer me
Snoring Marae Symphony a.k.a the Maori Horse Races. Every night when everyone's asleep in the wharemoe, some of us cuzzies that can't sleep become race announcers. *Snoring* "And here we have ole' Uncle Choppy in the corner snoring up a storm...." *Snores Louder* "Aaaaaand he's going for it !!!"
moul-ri (lree) you have to sound it out and give them examples that they use in their own language. For example: Mao (moul) and ri (lee sounds like li in the word link, the flick of the tounge is used to pronounce ri)
+JediMaster Orion I feel like that would help a lot of bilingual people to say Maori properly. Most people (and Maori's) bless their souls just cant wrap their tongues around a simple sounding vowel. Ah not Aye Eh not Ee Ee not Eye Oor not Oh Eew not You people cant pronounce a simple place name correctly its funny.
JediMaster Orion it's like rrrrrrrrr, or rurr, similar to purr was like da hardest thing to say at kura, I remember being schooled one time by one of our nannies, bro I got taught like havin to say maori-i reckoned maoli and cracked everyone up, our nan reckoned to I was a coconut only islander's say that. Oh I was really cut after that so ever since then far, I've been practicing and I think I have da tounge thing suss out, chur e te parata tena mo te ma-o-rrrrri
Love this so makes me so proud too be Maori, so talented , I think the best entertainers , artists , an just too cool good luck for the future JGeeks , winners all day .
This is cool, I go to a kura kaupapa I'm kinda good at korero te reo, but my teacher Matua Whareparoa is matatau AS if you know Tuki Nepe that is his mum
xD understood every single problem. This could also be called the, "How maori are you?" test.Cause even if you're a pakeha, if you know these problems, you is maori in spirit.For reals.
Haha so true! I'm pakeha and grew up with a Maori step-dad/family and I was laughing so hard - it was like watching my childhood. Whenever I see Maori things I realise why I never fully feel pakeha - to much Maori spirit in me!!
@@audreyh6628 Oh god yep. Scottish immigrant bio family, dad married into Māori family, great now I got a family big enough to form a micro nation. The problem is that each and every one of them thinks I’m too much of a bony bastard and does their best to solve it…
this is so funny coz its so true .... gotta love our peeps, even better we laugh at ourselves. no dough boys laeft, that song, wobbly voice and wrong lyrics or don't remember the words...hahaha, hupe nose tamariki, munchies, cuppa teas, spuds....whole deal fcukn crack up
I'm half Maori and half pakeha so when I always call my family just 'Aunty or just uncle' they say 'You mean Aunty Blah blah blah' or when you're at school and you call all your teachers Matua or Whaea and pakehas get pissed
haha us Pakeha relate too..I at least have friends and school related experiences on marae experiencing the awesome warmth and humour, snoring sympathy indeed
I think this applies to the majority of pacific islanders. I can def say with exception to one or two things this sounds like family time back in Fiji.
Maori all day and this vid is my life jimi are u half māori half pakeha dunno? Still loving u thought xx keep up the good work a luv from me and my whānau #māori#whanaks vibes#nz
Here in the new millineum our manakitanganga hasn't changed. Our upbringing shapes our character. In front of a camera our character may be different yet our Iwi principles are solid.
The smell of cooking muttonbird, brings back bad memories of having pakeha friends home after school "What's that smell" and don't even get me started on taking them out for mussels!
While I'm not Maori the first one is so true I stayed at a marae for a night and it was a nightmare if only I had my own room but I was served and looked after very well. Just thought of wouldn't it be cool if there was a resort like a marae?
I hate those people that assume your not maori cause your white juts cause im white doesnt mean im not maori i am maori and rarotongan as well my tribe is tuwharetoa
Chur bada. Far this was a mean video aye, straight up. Especially my uncle like this but he be like "not even! Got my cuzzies here bro! Their All goods!" haha. Laughing at them American's who don't know jack what I'm talking about. Haha. Only us Māoris can communicate the way we do. That's another thing I love about us. Hard out sweet! Proud to be Maori
Cuzzzies, Whanau-Ora, Sooo funny, the tea towels one got me, I redesign tee-towels 25 years ago, & there still little, thin cloths that are expensive & they get wet after wiping just the plates & you got pots, pans, buckets & everything to go. We need a Maori-tee-towel. extra large, extra thick, extra absorbent.
When your cousins ditch you because you're the youngest and you're left behind with the aunties.
i guess im asking randomly but does anyone know a trick to get back into an Instagram account??
I somehow forgot my password. I would love any tricks you can offer me
@Dustin Edward instablaster =)
This is me with the aunties. I’m the oldest
@@leafii. Ayy was about to comment: When all your cousins leave you behind to entertain the aunties because you're the eldest.
@@bandanimals3710 literally. Like they talk to me about Dating when I don’t wanna know😭
Potato peeling is when you can talk shet with your cousins lol
Te Ahorangi Gillespie or when there's a hangi on the marae
I only do it coz i now get paided aye
God I hate potato peeling duty especially when your the one that has the crappy grater like wtf gimme the good one ffs
Lolliepopper Where I come from, we leave the potato skins on.
Optical Raven 😂
Lolliepopper use it in ur left hand,it’s suddenly sharp.
That is why I buy washed potatoes. I hate peeling potatoes
Privileged much, it was quite rare getting a blunt knife, end of the line you get a butter knife or a muscle shell
Bro the one that got me was either the Hori socks or when u go home there's a whole new tribe
Snoring Marae Symphony a.k.a the Maori Horse Races. Every night when everyone's asleep in the wharemoe, some of us cuzzies that can't sleep become race announcers.
*Snoring*
"And here we have ole' Uncle Choppy in the corner snoring up a storm...."
*Snores Louder*
"Aaaaaand he's going for it !!!"
+misskahu that is funny
+Oliiva Croft 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oml. XD
thats so true tho haha
misskahu oml so freaking true
I laugh so hard like so relatable being Maori means that you have a million cousins and boil up every night
A Pakeha on Police 10. 7 hahahaha too much Buddahs Funny as keep em coming
Buddahs a auzzie word why you always copy them
This was gold! Bloody good! :)
people around the world can't say the word maori correctly that's another problem
Just like we cannot pronounce a lot of foreign names. It is human nature.
moul-ri (lree) you have to sound it out and give them examples that they use in their own language.
For example: Mao (moul) and ri (lee sounds like li in the word link, the flick of the tounge is used to pronounce ri)
+JediMaster Orion
I feel like that would help a lot of bilingual people to say Maori properly.
Most people (and Maori's) bless their souls just cant wrap their tongues around a simple sounding vowel.
Ah not Aye
Eh not Ee
Ee not Eye
Oor not Oh
Eew not You
people cant pronounce a simple place name correctly its funny.
JediMaster Orion
JediMaster Orion it's like rrrrrrrrr, or rurr, similar to purr was like da hardest thing to say at kura, I remember being schooled one time by one of our nannies, bro I got taught like havin to say maori-i reckoned maoli and cracked everyone up, our nan reckoned to I was a coconut only islander's say that. Oh I was really cut after that so ever since then far, I've been practicing and I think I have da tounge thing suss out, chur e te parata tena mo te ma-o-rrrrri
Love this so makes me so proud too be Maori, so talented , I think the best entertainers , artists , an just too cool good luck for the future JGeeks , winners all day .
I agree
im one of the maoris from New Zealand 🇳🇿 Whanau!
This is cool, I go to a kura kaupapa I'm kinda good at korero te reo, but my teacher Matua Whareparoa is matatau AS if you know Tuki Nepe that is his mum
The Best Harley davidson Official Night-Rod Wairoa!
Maori
Amy Fergusson Thank you!
I'M TUWHEROTOA. I have not been to the marae yet.
"Get off uncle, you're squashing my smokes" 🤣🤣
xD understood every single problem. This could also be called the, "How maori are you?" test.Cause even if you're a pakeha, if you know these problems, you is maori in spirit.For reals.
Haha so true! I'm pakeha and grew up with a Maori step-dad/family and I was laughing so hard - it was like watching my childhood. Whenever I see Maori things I realise why I never fully feel pakeha - to much Maori spirit in me!!
@@audreyh6628 Oh god yep. Scottish immigrant bio family, dad married into Māori family, great now I got a family big enough to form a micro nation.
The problem is that each and every one of them thinks I’m too much of a bony bastard and does their best to solve it…
relatable af😂😂 and I'm Samoan
it's probably an island people thing
vibrato, kills me every time, that and the sweaty hongi - aue!
THE WATER?
THE CABBAGE?
😂😂😂😂
I absolutely love being Maori and watching these videos
I'm from Brazil and I like these guys Maori .
my first thought while watching this was 'soo brazilians and maori would get along pretty well' :D
Oi its 2019 and this is still funny as bro! Chur! 🤣🤣
this is so funny coz its so true .... gotta love our peeps, even better we laugh at ourselves. no dough boys laeft, that song, wobbly voice and wrong lyrics or don't remember the words...hahaha, hupe nose tamariki, munchies, cuppa teas, spuds....whole deal fcukn crack up
I'm Malay, but that auntie uncle thing got me hard 😂, everytime I go back, I feel like calling half of the village uncle's and auntie's
Hahahahaahahaha just goes to show regular life for folks ain't so different after all. Thanks, this was awesome!
"vibrato" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah........ Too true lol.
Geez! LOL! I'm Lakota / Cree from Canada and I see the same things here! LOL!
Tabwe
What a throwback but when the snoring in the wharenui gets to loud gotta go sleep in the car😂 then u can wake up late
💀💀💀"Oh Kiaora girl"... im dead
constantly being asked to pronounce my surname by pakeha😂😂😂😂😂😂
stop telling me I don’t have a Maori surname it’s Te Moananui loooool
That "Mmmmmm...." at the end of the Hongi sniff is just WRONG!!!... LMAO!!
"One out of what? Ten?" lmao
"Oi oi you wanna bounce on the trampoline oi" 😂😅
F*** that was hardcase! my laugh just gave everyone a fright lol
Haha the knife tap classic.. Love this video cracks me up!
how the fuck was i so late to this haha churr
I'm a fuckin Pakeha and I found this hilarious.
Keep it up
bro in the shed giving the bucket good jandle watching this.......that be some funniness kuzzie
This made me smile and I was in the worst mood lol
We got snotty nose Rez kids over in Canada too
Im not maori, Im hawaiian, but this was hilarious.
I'm half Maori and half pakeha so when I always call my family just 'Aunty or just uncle' they say 'You mean Aunty Blah blah blah' or when you're at school and you call all your teachers Matua or Whaea and pakehas get pissed
The knife tap, LOL!
Da vibrado part is funny as fuck! Lol
You guy NEED to come to the US!!!!! We love y'all!
Wet tea towel even though you have ten in rotation
still laughing at this lol..... that one sweaty smelly uncle tryna get a kiss blerkkkkkk
Marino😂🤣😂🤣That ones gets me every time!✌
The pakeha on police 10 7 got me 😂
The 23d one there was so much trilling but that's just how we Maoris roll, CHUR CHUR
Haha I'm a pakeha but that was so good!! Gutted I missed the show.
Mean as video oi!! Crack up G
hey cuz, hey aunty, hey uncle, hey cuzzie, hey uncle. That's my whole family! A true Maori family!
Ha! Jackaboy fan!
@@Kiwi_Tea Holy hell, I can't believe someone replied to my comment from 2 years ago
@@lillylavender6876 ...I commented on it two years ago XD
@@Kiwi_Tea I know but I feel so famous lol
the pain of no more paua or pipis :(
The singing one at the end killed me 😂😂😂
Too accurate though XD
The singing one had me dying 😅🤣🤣🤣
Omg you always know when a Maori is singing there's always that wobble
haha us Pakeha relate too..I at least have friends and school related experiences on marae experiencing the awesome warmth and humour, snoring sympathy indeed
The white dude on police 10 7 is usually the cop
😂🤣😂
I think this applies to the majority of pacific islanders. I can def say with exception to one or two things this sounds like family time back in Fiji.
I dont really know anything about the culture but funny videos guys. Nice to see people enjoying their cultures and not western versions of them
This is so funny. Well done guys.
I love this video!! Crack up as always and true as fuck! Hahahahaha
this kills me with laughter so bad
Maori all day and this vid is my life jimi are u half māori half pakeha dunno? Still loving u thought xx keep up the good work a luv from me and my whānau #māori#whanaks vibes#nz
Only person that's on TH-cam that lives in NZ that has more than 10,000 subs I know
Yuto Imai jamies world has over 1mil
***** haha ok lmaob
do youse know if they have vine oi
doublySS with nearly 15k - and request dance crew with near 100 000
Shaaanxo has 2million
Seeing a pakeha on police 10-7! 😂 I'm dead bro
cabbage and sausage boil up!
Oriwa Bidois you forgot the dam spuds
Yummy
Here in the new millineum our manakitanganga hasn't changed. Our upbringing shapes our character. In front of a camera our character may be
different yet our Iwi principles are solid.
that baby's name is ted farken crack up lol
The smell of cooking muttonbird, brings back bad memories of having pakeha friends home after school "What's that smell" and don't even get me started on taking them out for mussels!
A proud māori💗
CHURR... . Mean az cuzzys uncle, Aunty ,buddaz , sis , this be #lifebelike lolz
0:18 hey Aunty? Noooooo it’s wattup mah gee
Hhhhaaaaaaha I'm the old guy just seeing all these cool skitdzz...except I'm a chick.... fucking love you guys
While I'm not Maori the first one is so true I stayed at a marae for a night and it was a nightmare if only I had my own room but I was served and looked after very well. Just thought of wouldn't it be cool if there was a resort like a marae?
Tyler A Marae is a spiritual place. I don't think our elders would allow anyone to make it into a resort. it's just to sacred.
Long as the vobrato is still there cuzzy lol
crack up bay forgot the cuzzy takeing off with your jandles frm da wharenui
I thought I was the only one... Nope!
Terrible being able to relate..well except the socks...bahahahhhaaaa..!
Lol I felt obliged to punch the last fulla 🤣🤣butchering a waiata like that come on cuz you can play drums or something
My dad will just take every he wants of my plate
Lol my Koro sings whakaaria mai with the vibrato too. 😂
The last was crack up lol.
I hate those people that assume your not maori cause your white juts cause im white doesnt mean im not maori i am maori and rarotongan as well my tribe is tuwharetoa
Never ending dishes and watersoaked towels !!
why is it that these are all on point
Nah, awesome. Pakeha boy here from the far north. This is the real New Zealand that's part of everyone.
Being called an egg, haha
Hiding behind the matters stacks from the grumpy nana
When you cut your hands on flax
Haha, that one smelly uncle xD
Love you guys.
Such funny 😂😂😂
thumbs up if in NZ and PROUD!!!!!
Damned proud.
Chuuuuuuuuur Huuuuuuuuu
🖒😁😀😂😅😂😁😆
Ecuadorians say oi all the time too :) lol But only when we make a mistake, run into someone or drop something
Cup of tea? Set the table and heat the pot up. Second verse same as the first.
Potatoes peeling duty can relate alot
I'm not even maori but I can relate to a lot of these coming from a hori as town.
Chur bada. Far this was a mean video aye, straight up. Especially my uncle like this but he be like "not even! Got my cuzzies here bro! Their All goods!"
haha. Laughing at them American's who don't know jack what I'm talking about. Haha. Only us Māoris can communicate the way we do. That's another thing I love about us. Hard out sweet! Proud to be Maori
Oi, us Pakeha that grew up with Maori whanau can relate.
Since when did yous say Budda quit copying Australian words.
I understand everything that they said and is that Jimmy Jackson there?
love it all. all ur work. keep it up boys
I hate peeling the potatoes cause every time we do it wrong nan or aunty always has ro show us how its done
My brothers name is Ngarino and he just calls himself Narino 😂
Cuzzzies, Whanau-Ora, Sooo funny, the tea towels one got me, I redesign tee-towels 25 years ago, & there still little, thin cloths that are expensive & they get wet after wiping just the plates & you got pots, pans, buckets & everything to go. We need a Maori-tee-towel. extra large, extra thick, extra absorbent.
Get some towels and chop em up.