There was a kid in my elementary school , who claimed Neil Armstrong was his dad . Despite the fact his last name was Schmidt , lol. Then when Neil Armstrong died we were like “sorry that your dad died, Ricky.” And he was so confused
@Baron Chanandler literally . Like, of all the things to lie about! And no one believed him , Bc of the different last name, obviously . Some people’s children … 😂
@@davebennett6231 yeah and the best part is he was a proper alcoholic sexual fiend too... george lazenby didnt even want to do the movie but did it cause he wanted to fuck the bond girl..
Genuinely his impressions are always spot on that’s why these bits are so funny because he’s saying the most outlandish shit and sounding just like the character/person he’s impersonating!
That's because Scottish women are indistinguishable from men, right? So it's not classical heterosexuality, the women are just embraced as men on accident
@@BLY99 yeah, good point, I thought about that after i posted it. I guess i wont complain, because things like that, fast travel, ect., are good ways to gauge difficulty for different players. It actually reminds me that FC3, MGSGZ, and AC1 had similar mechanics that i hardly remember because i never used them.
The new hitman games in particular actually added a mode on how many hints you want throughout the game from slight hints to full walkthrough to none at all and I believe there’s a mode where you can’t look through walls either or you just don’t use it
Yeah it’s crazy, it’s basically a game where you have to be an assasin , and have to be sneaky, what else could u even ask for.. great games great memories w/ friends
I only recently started listening to Cum town clips. And no wonder Stav left lol he didn't want to get cancelled 😂 wish I would have been around during this era
Bartender: Mr bond, shaken or stirred?
Bond: I’m Gay
Du na na na dun na na
Hell yeah dude
Shaken in my ass. Stirred... also, in my ass.
Put things in my ass.
@@Meeminator bend ova
"Anybody got any top seekies?"- James Bongo
😅
Cheeky seekie
"No time to wank"
"Top seeky seekies"
Nick passing off south park episodes as childhood stories is always entertaining
Bro Nick makes more shit up than Theo Von
@@cbraun6005 haha
the whale thing?
it made me think of that whitest kids skit
He didn’t say he rescued the whale from sea world and sent it to the moon in a rocket but ok
There was a kid in my elementary school , who claimed Neil Armstrong was his dad . Despite the fact his last name was Schmidt , lol. Then when Neil Armstrong died we were like “sorry that your dad died, Ricky.” And he was so confused
@Baron Chanandler literally . Like, of all the things to lie about! And no one believed him , Bc of the different last name, obviously . Some people’s children … 😂
@@reeeee7298 did he grow up without a dad and his mom told him his father was an astronaut
he went to space for a pack of smokes and never came back
Harrison Schmitt literally went to the moon and his name is much closer, why not pick him lol
What a loser
Adam added so much to this riff so glad he was there
Jewcy commentary
Australian James Bond has the potential to be an actual joke. Great stuff
Technically there was an Australian James Bond, George Lazenby.
@@davebennett6231 Is this Adam?
Australian anything is a good bit
Laughed so hard at Aussie James Bongo
@@davebennett6231 yeah and the best part is he was a proper alcoholic sexual fiend too... george lazenby didnt even want to do the movie but did it cause he wanted to fuck the bond girl..
James Bongo is officially my favorite character now
Nick's Connery is probably one of the best Americans doing Scottish
It's so good
Genuinely his impressions are always spot on that’s why these bits are so funny
because he’s saying the most outlandish shit and sounding just like the character/person he’s impersonating!
That's the best Dutch James Bond impression I've ever heard. Jens Band.
lowkey this comment SLAPZ
Jan Baand surely
nick is literally the funniest person alive
I agree without him they wouldn't have a podcast
I'd agree, when I was younger I would've said sam hyde, but nick is literally UNBELIEVABLY funny. Also I'm gay.
@@Mrcoconutgun i love sam hyde too
@@caz3474 I think although Nick takes the spotlight, without the other two it wouldn't be nearly as good.
@@Mrcoconutgun losers like sam hyde
James the Jokester 😂
James Bongo is my favorite character ever
Hell yeah, dude.
Dude, hell yeah.
Yeah, dude. Hell.
oh fuck
awwfuck. hellyeadude.
Carried a whale 400 miles with your elementary school friends
Sean Connery was Scottish. Hence, the heterosexuality
nah im gay
the romans called the isles Britannia, which translated to gay man island.
That's because Scottish women are indistinguishable from men, right? So it's not classical heterosexuality, the women are just embraced as men on accident
@@alissaadornato8951 I think you are confusing Scots with Tolkienesque dwarves
@@BIacklce they're the exact same species
I hate how stealth games now all have a 'look through walls' mechanic. Kinda defeats the whole purpose doesnt it?..
I know, man. It fucking sucks. There's just no tension or fear anymore. Also, I'm gay.
@@natedigger5678 they don’t make them like they used to I’m gay
You don't have to turn it on.
@@BLY99 yeah, good point, I thought about that after i posted it. I guess i wont complain, because things like that, fast travel, ect., are good ways to gauge difficulty for different players. It actually reminds me that FC3, MGSGZ, and AC1 had similar mechanics that i hardly remember because i never used them.
The new hitman games in particular actually added a mode on how many hints you want throughout the game from slight hints to full walkthrough to none at all and I believe there’s a mode where you can’t look through walls either or you just don’t use it
I really don't know why but there's something so god damn funny about calling 007 "James the Jokester"
For me this is like top 3 cumtown clips that I keep coming back to lol
@@williamdavid9272 100%
Fuck yeah Hitman bro.
It's so cool how he kills people secretly in various places in the game we like.
It's like we're best friends.
Plus they put the people who made the last three hitman games in charge of the next James bond game
Yeah it’s crazy, it’s basically a game where you have to be an assasin , and have to be sneaky, what else could u even ask for.. great games great memories w/ friends
Hitman devs are making a James bond game next, very fitting footage
I’m really excited for it
@Ricardo DeMatteo
Savage.
🤣🥊
@Ricardo DeMatteo You'll be straight by the time every human dies, so it'll never happen 🤟
@@kohekade2961 hehe
@@StevenSeagull What's it called? I can't google because i'm too gay. Also great stuff as always.
My name is gabe, gabe R. This is my son hard.
Gabe r lmfao
Haha I’m gay, this took a while to process
@@kestutissubacius7114 didnt realize my name and initial sound exactly like gay bar until I was 28 lol.
I always pronounch the r hard
gaybe
Australian James Bond is god tier
James Bonds next villian is MI6''s HR department
Their version of "Mad World" is amazing
Should be the score for the new Joker movie...
This has become my daily watch.
I’d pay to see James Bongo
That Mad World parody is a top tier cover
It’s almost impossible to workout and listen to this at the same time. Hahahahaha!
I want your report on my desk!
Sorry, a dingo ate my homework
Holy shit these are gold
The first few minutes of this xD *TOO FUCKING FUNNY*
"Take that you inventing faggot"
I replied to remind you this exists, also I'm gay.
2:41 when the guy throws the breifcase and the guard goes to investigate the briefcase instead of where it was thrown from, yeah thats fucking stupid
That was a banger😂
r these laughing crying emojis ironic, plz tell cumtown doesn't actually consist of TFUE subs
@@kozdog6731 who tf is tfue
@@Kai_Keller02 ah tfue the trickster
No ms. Bond, we aren’t “finna shoot dice”, the game is baccarat.
The Australian secret agent.
All I hear is the Gentleman form venture bros
Funny, I was actually playing this mission for the first time last night.
Yeah right!
The first couple of minutes need to be animated
This video pretty much predicted that 007 game being developed by the hitman devs.
Keep it cool Seagull. Funny comp.
this is just col gentleman from venture bros
weeb
*gay weeb
Wow Hitman is way more vast than the games I played, Blood Money and 2.
0:40 Holy fuck that was god tier 🤣
They nailed Australia though
Goddamn, that one guy literally has the Lobotomy Software Logo laugh.
Must have listened to this 100 times
"And you just made me bustor in my mind"
Why wasn’t he James Billabong?
Fuck, I love hitman.
Because I'm gay.
Nick and Stav work so well together. Adam is like the buffer friend.
dang i wanted to see the rest of the game play!
Mr. bond is my favorite
James, the jokist
The bit about Australian spies is 100% correct also I'm gay
Of all the plans I've heard that one is probably thr tightest.
Hell yeah dude
James Super Straight Bond
Amd his name was jizzlaine maxwell
Pretty good but fa**ot is just not used in UK...we're aware of the word but connery in the 60s would have said 'poof' or 'bender'
this has more views than any show on CNN....
“Don’t say JarJar Binks”
Secies 😂😂😂😂
James,James Bondi Beach
2:00 thats LITTERALY a southpark episode
lmao
It's literally not. It's barely even almost a South Park episode. You prick.
"DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY TOP SECKIE SECKIES"
James Billabond.
My name is Steven -🐦
is there a full version of the outtro seagull? I love it
Yeah it’s up on my channel
James bondaloo
Nick should do audio book of jokes while doing sean connery
James Bongo would have thrived in the 1980s
Nick is hilarious
Ernst Stavro Halkias
That fade out was the shit
Cheeky seekies
I love that he becomes Indian when he says f*****
The boys accidentally re-create col. Gentleman
james the jokester
I only recently started listening to Cum town clips. And no wonder Stav left lol he didn't want to get cancelled 😂 wish I would have been around during this era
Braa ta daaa daa !!!
HOW IS NICK ABLE TO DO ANY IMPRESSION
autism
James Nword Lword
Stavs Q impression is rather good
This is good but fuck the original vid with the James Bond clips was so good
Jimmy adhesive
Names Bust, James Bust
This beat slaps hard asf fam no cap. also im gay
Gay type beat
cumtown fan trying not to make im gay joke in every single video of theirs challenge.
When he said he thinks about me 😯
The next 007 is gonna be like
"Names Nick, Nick Gurr"
Played by a black indigenous women of color
You can't say that!
It should be Gurr, Nick Gurr.
Last name goes first.
Also I'm gay
The names Bond.
Bail Bond.
2:40 this guy literally watched a suitcase fly from his right side and walked to his left. wtf is going on
He’s a very low IQ individual
Oy
Sounding like Colonel Horace Gentleman
who do they think Bondi beach is named after?
Nick is crazy 😂😂😂
“I’m gay.” -
James bondage
George R Binks?
5:49
They missed james bondi
More James bongo
Who fuckin tells their child that theyre a spy. And whyd they know adam? Oh an australian lol
Double 0 - sexual harassment