There was a kid in my elementary school , who claimed Neil Armstrong was his dad . Despite the fact his last name was Schmidt , lol. Then when Neil Armstrong died we were like “sorry that your dad died, Ricky.” And he was so confused
@Baron Chanandler literally . Like, of all the things to lie about! And no one believed him , Bc of the different last name, obviously . Some people’s children … 😂
@@davebennett6231 yeah and the best part is he was a proper alcoholic sexual fiend too... george lazenby didnt even want to do the movie but did it cause he wanted to fuck the bond girl..
Genuinely his impressions are always spot on that’s why these bits are so funny because he’s saying the most outlandish shit and sounding just like the character/person he’s impersonating!
That's because Scottish women are indistinguishable from men, right? So it's not classical heterosexuality, the women are just embraced as men on accident
@@BLY99 yeah, good point, I thought about that after i posted it. I guess i wont complain, because things like that, fast travel, ect., are good ways to gauge difficulty for different players. It actually reminds me that FC3, MGSGZ, and AC1 had similar mechanics that i hardly remember because i never used them.
The new hitman games in particular actually added a mode on how many hints you want throughout the game from slight hints to full walkthrough to none at all and I believe there’s a mode where you can’t look through walls either or you just don’t use it
Yeah it’s crazy, it’s basically a game where you have to be an assasin , and have to be sneaky, what else could u even ask for.. great games great memories w/ friends
I only recently started listening to Cum town clips. And no wonder Stav left lol he didn't want to get cancelled 😂 wish I would have been around during this era
this mission sucked ass. too many dead ends. that first game all the missions were ass except paris and sapienza anyone else miss blood money? i still play it, amazing game. the music, the art style, the post mission newspaper articles
Bartender: Mr bond, shaken or stirred?
Bond: I’m Gay
Du na na na dun na na
Hell yeah dude
Shaken in my ass. Stirred... also, in my ass.
Put things in my ass.
@@Meeminator bend ova
"Anybody got any top seekies?"- James Bongo
😅
Cheeky seekie
"No time to wank"
"Top seeky seekies"
Adam added so much to this riff so glad he was there
Jewcy commentary
Yeah he partly hummed that theme tune and it all came together
There was a kid in my elementary school , who claimed Neil Armstrong was his dad . Despite the fact his last name was Schmidt , lol. Then when Neil Armstrong died we were like “sorry that your dad died, Ricky.” And he was so confused
@Baron Chanandler literally . Like, of all the things to lie about! And no one believed him , Bc of the different last name, obviously . Some people’s children … 😂
@@reeeee7298 did he grow up without a dad and his mom told him his father was an astronaut
he went to space for a pack of smokes and never came back
Harrison Schmitt literally went to the moon and his name is much closer, why not pick him lol
What a loser
Nick passing off south park episodes as childhood stories is always entertaining
Bro Nick makes more shit up than Theo Von
@@cbraun6005 haha
the whale thing?
it made me think of that whitest kids skit
He didn’t say he rescued the whale from sea world and sent it to the moon in a rocket but ok
Australian James Bond has the potential to be an actual joke. Great stuff
Technically there was an Australian James Bond, George Lazenby.
@@davebennett6231 Is this Adam?
Australian anything is a good bit
Laughed so hard at Aussie James Bongo
@@davebennett6231 yeah and the best part is he was a proper alcoholic sexual fiend too... george lazenby didnt even want to do the movie but did it cause he wanted to fuck the bond girl..
James Bongo is officially my favorite character now
That's the best Dutch James Bond impression I've ever heard. Jens Band.
lowkey this comment SLAPZ
Jan Baand surely
nick is literally the funniest person alive
I agree without him they wouldn't have a podcast
I'd agree, when I was younger I would've said sam hyde, but nick is literally UNBELIEVABLY funny. Also I'm gay.
@@Mrcoconutgun i love sam hyde too
@@caz3474 I think although Nick takes the spotlight, without the other two it wouldn't be nearly as good.
@@Mrcoconutgun losers like sam hyde
Nick's Connery is probably one of the best Americans doing Scottish
It's so good
Genuinely his impressions are always spot on that’s why these bits are so funny
because he’s saying the most outlandish shit and sounding just like the character/person he’s impersonating!
James the Jokester 😂
Hell yeah, dude.
Dude, hell yeah.
Yeah, dude. Hell.
oh fuck
awwfuck. hellyeadude.
Carried a whale 400 miles with your elementary school friends
Sean Connery was Scottish. Hence, the heterosexuality
nah im gay
the romans called the isles Britannia, which translated to gay man island.
That's because Scottish women are indistinguishable from men, right? So it's not classical heterosexuality, the women are just embraced as men on accident
@@alissaadornato8951 I think you are confusing Scots with Tolkienesque dwarves
@@BIacklce they're the exact same species
Australian James Bond is god tier
My name is gabe, gabe R. This is my son hard.
Gabe r lmfao
Haha I’m gay, this took a while to process
@@kestutissubacius7114 didnt realize my name and initial sound exactly like gay bar until I was 28 lol.
I always pronounch the r hard
gaybe
I hate how stealth games now all have a 'look through walls' mechanic. Kinda defeats the whole purpose doesnt it?..
I know, man. It fucking sucks. There's just no tension or fear anymore. Also, I'm gay.
@@natedigger5678 they don’t make them like they used to I’m gay
You don't have to turn it on.
@@BLY99 yeah, good point, I thought about that after i posted it. I guess i wont complain, because things like that, fast travel, ect., are good ways to gauge difficulty for different players. It actually reminds me that FC3, MGSGZ, and AC1 had similar mechanics that i hardly remember because i never used them.
The new hitman games in particular actually added a mode on how many hints you want throughout the game from slight hints to full walkthrough to none at all and I believe there’s a mode where you can’t look through walls either or you just don’t use it
Hitman devs are making a James bond game next, very fitting footage
I’m really excited for it
@Ricardo DeMatteo
Savage.
🤣🥊
@Ricardo DeMatteo You'll be straight by the time every human dies, so it'll never happen 🤟
@@kohekade2961 hehe
@@StevenSeagull What's it called? I can't google because i'm too gay. Also great stuff as always.
I really don't know why but there's something so god damn funny about calling 007 "James the Jokester"
For me this is like top 3 cumtown clips that I keep coming back to lol
@@williamdavid9272 100%
Fuck yeah Hitman bro.
It's so cool how he kills people secretly in various places in the game we like.
It's like we're best friends.
Plus they put the people who made the last three hitman games in charge of the next James bond game
Yeah it’s crazy, it’s basically a game where you have to be an assasin , and have to be sneaky, what else could u even ask for.. great games great memories w/ friends
This has become my daily watch.
2:41 when the guy throws the breifcase and the guard goes to investigate the briefcase instead of where it was thrown from, yeah thats fucking stupid
That Mad World parody is a top tier cover
James Bonds next villian is MI6''s HR department
I’d pay to see James Bongo
4:00 As an Aussie that drinks bourbon made in my mate's dad's shed, I can relate.
It’s almost impossible to workout and listen to this at the same time. Hahahahaha!
"We all have sex with our wives while holding our noses" is an all time stav line
Holy shit these are gold
I want your report on my desk!
Sorry, a dingo ate my homework
The first few minutes of this xD *TOO FUCKING FUNNY*
"Take that you inventing faggot"
I replied to remind you this exists, also I'm gay.
That was a banger😂
r these laughing crying emojis ironic, plz tell cumtown doesn't actually consist of TFUE subs
@@kozdog6731 who tf is tfue
@@Kai_Keller02 ah tfue the trickster
The Australian secret agent.
Keep it cool Seagull. Funny comp.
Their version of "Mad World" is amazing
Should be the score for the new Joker movie...
All I hear is the Gentleman form venture bros
The first couple of minutes need to be animated
0:40 Holy fuck that was god tier 🤣
Must have listened to this 100 times
"DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY TOP SECKIE SECKIES"
this is just col gentleman from venture bros
weeb
*gay weeb
dang i wanted to see the rest of the game play!
Hell yeah dude
Wow Hitman is way more vast than the games I played, Blood Money and 2.
Why wasn’t he James Billabong?
They nailed Australia though
Of all the plans I've heard that one is probably thr tightest.
“Don’t say JarJar Binks”
Goddamn, that one guy literally has the Lobotomy Software Logo laugh.
No ms. Bond, we aren’t “finna shoot dice”, the game is baccarat.
Nick and Stav work so well together. Adam is like the buffer friend.
Fuck, I love hitman.
Because I'm gay.
James Super Straight Bond
James bondaloo
James, the jokist
"And you just made me bustor in my mind"
Secies 😂😂😂😂
Cheeky seekies
James Nword Lword
Mr. bond is my favorite
Amd his name was jizzlaine maxwell
My name is Steven -🐦
The bit about Australian spies is 100% correct also I'm gay
HOW IS NICK ABLE TO DO ANY IMPRESSION
autism
James Billabond.
That fade out was the shit
2:40 this guy literally watched a suitcase fly from his right side and walked to his left. wtf is going on
He’s a very low IQ individual
Braa ta daaa daa !!!
5:49
james the jokester
Nick should do audio book of jokes while doing sean connery
2:00 thats LITTERALY a southpark episode
lmao
It's literally not. It's barely even almost a South Park episode. You prick.
George R Binks?
This video pretty much predicted that 007 game being developed by the hitman devs.
Who fuckin tells their child that theyre a spy. And whyd they know adam? Oh an australian lol
This is good but fuck the original vid with the James Bond clips was so good
This beat slaps hard asf fam no cap. also im gay
Gay type beat
cumtown fan trying not to make im gay joke in every single video of theirs challenge.
James,James Bondi Beach
Nick is hilarious
Ernst Stavro Halkias
Nick is crazy 😂😂😂
When he said he thinks about me 😯
Names Bust, James Bust
James bondage
Sounding like Colonel Horace Gentleman
I only recently started listening to Cum town clips. And no wonder Stav left lol he didn't want to get cancelled 😂 wish I would have been around during this era
I love that he becomes Indian when he says f*****
“I’m gay.” -
Jimmy adhesive
More James bongo
4:14
The boys accidentally re-create col. Gentleman
Oy
They missed james bondi
Bond, GAY Bond.
James Bongo would have thrived in the 1980s
The next 007 is gonna be like
"Names Nick, Nick Gurr"
Played by a black indigenous women of color
You can't say that!
It should be Gurr, Nick Gurr.
Last name goes first.
Also I'm gay
The names Bond.
Bail Bond.
Seagull>FF
1:52 Jeffery spelled Geoffrey 🏳️🌈
this mission sucked ass. too many dead ends. that first game all the missions were ass except paris and sapienza
anyone else miss blood money? i still play it, amazing game. the music, the art style, the post mission newspaper articles
Yeah I agree, this one wasn’t great. The riot was wasted potential
James Gay