My Fiancé Was Concerned...😳😘

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  • @ThatAnxiousPotato
    @ThatAnxiousPotato 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3227

    "you don't poop"
    "My poop just smells nice"

    • @wtcdude123
      @wtcdude123 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      lmfao what

    • @eunnahkim1649
      @eunnahkim1649 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes exactly like perfume😂

    • @heartlyjenkins2187
      @heartlyjenkins2187 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      "Girls don't poop"
      "Honey, I'm not a child, I won't fall for that"

    • @allexa1042
      @allexa1042 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂

    • @DeRone22
      @DeRone22 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I started thinking that maybe it did smell nice lmao

  • @renebaker6980
    @renebaker6980 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2318

    Hey, first I'm amazed that he noticed, second, that he was worried about you. MARRY THAT BOY QUICK!!❤❤❤

    • @America683
      @America683 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      They are, it's what a fiancé is, basically not boyfriend but in the middle stage of marriage

    • @sammieh9695
      @sammieh9695 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He ain't no boy, that's a man right there!

    • @rushdarahman1788
      @rushdarahman1788 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      He no boy he a man✨

  • @BBYNANNA
    @BBYNANNA 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1817

    He is truly concerned because she doesn't have a gallbladder and probably assumed that if it's not that, then she must be uncomfortable being her full self around him . He just wants her to be healthy and happy in her own home with him around. That's true love ❤️

    • @maryjane4432
      @maryjane4432 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Not having a gallbladder doesn’t mean you can’t become constapated

    • @missingallmymarbles7670
      @missingallmymarbles7670 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@maryjane4432but it does tend to lead to diarrhea…especially if you aren’t really careful with your diet

  • @nejirehado8589
    @nejirehado8589 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +449

    Marry that man faster, he cared enough to talk about something he knew could be bad for OPs health even though it made him uncomfortable.

  • @SjoukeP
    @SjoukeP 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +261

    The horror of finding another person's skidmarks! Are toilet brushes so rare in your country, that not seeing them MUST mean the person before you hasn't pooped? 🤣

    • @CologneCarter
      @CologneCarter 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      In the US you'll hardly ever find a toilet brush in the bathroom/toilet. It is kept in a broom closet simply for regular cleaning.

    • @runa8354
      @runa8354 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That is a weird concept to me​@@CologneCarter

    • @marieperez1453
      @marieperez1453 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      ​@@CologneCarter maybe it's just Florida but in almost every house it's right next to the toilet with the plunger.

    • @ticklemehomo.
      @ticklemehomo. 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Ikr. I always find marks, and I've found some pretty huge ones. To the point that it's basically a full shit smeared all around the bowl. Maybe people are too grossed out to touch a toilet brush, but they won't hesitate to grab a plunger lmfao

    • @ticklemehomo.
      @ticklemehomo. 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@marieperez1453Yeah that's how it is in my house, but I don't live in Florida. When I go to other people's homes they seem to not have the brush or the plunger in the bathroom. It's like they enjoy doing the walk of shame to show everyone they've clogged the toilet

  • @thelostorchid767
    @thelostorchid767 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +274

    Keep that man!

  • @Anita-ws9qm
    @Anita-ws9qm 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    I am baffled by people who don't clean the skid mark right away. No chance I would leave a bathroom with a skid mark in the toilet.

    • @poorlenore
      @poorlenore 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      you would be surprised. I've actually never had that happen to me unless I was having diareah or something. besides the other day at work it happened my bowel movements aren't the healthiest sometimes it was way too mushy I need to change my diet tmi but thst was the first time it happened and I made sure it was all clean. sometimes idk who it was but I've seen thst in the toilet at work and am amazed they wouldn't clean it up

  • @hiimchaos944
    @hiimchaos944 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

    I’m sorry? Don’t you guys know what a toilet brush is for? That’s what concerns me.

  • @LittleJournalist01
    @LittleJournalist01 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    What the actual…..where are the toilet brushes???? You are not supposed to leave ANYTHING behind 🤣😭😭😭😭

  • @onlyhope021
    @onlyhope021 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +68

    Watching a video of someone making food while listening to that interesting choice for the contact creator😂

  • @Samuel-ku1qb
    @Samuel-ku1qb 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    As someone with social anxiety even when I lived at home with my parents, this is the most relatable thing I’ve ever heard from a Reddit post.
    From the school anxiety to the “tricks”, it’s all part of my lovely childhood and subsequent adulthood😂
    For me though I used to also have claustrophobia and would need the door open and unlocked which left me unable to use public restrooms.

  • @JoshuaYoung-ig6xq
    @JoshuaYoung-ig6xq 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    "The skid mark trick works."😂😂😂

  • @elementalcobalt1
    @elementalcobalt1 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +86

    Who would leave a skidmark on a toilet seat? Thats gross. Unless im extremly sick, that doesnt happen, and if it happened, id clean it up immediately, not wait for a partner to find.

    • @dankolaska4277
      @dankolaska4277 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      Skid mark in the bowl, not on the seat lol

    • @Zellcia
      @Zellcia 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      @@dankolaska4277 And you leave those?

    • @thisusernameisamazing4184
      @thisusernameisamazing4184 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@Zellciaif they have lived together for years theres a chance she doesnt notice as some people cqn be clumsy

    • @kristianamarie6762
      @kristianamarie6762 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Toilet seat?!! What!!!

    • @chaosvile5370
      @chaosvile5370 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      See, I was wondering about that, cause some trick with tp was mentioned. How are they using toilet paper to prevent skid marks inside the toilet, but also why the hell would getting shit on the seat be enough of a concern to put down tp?

  • @EmDee118
    @EmDee118 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    i want to make this clear men. you should NEVER leave a skid mark in a toilet, that is not normal, and please spray some air freshener or something.

  • @Kellystella97
    @Kellystella97 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Oooh his concern is soo telling he cares

  • @Maggie_08
    @Maggie_08 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    There’s something wrong (probably with their diet) if you’re leaving skid marks lol. Also, spraying something does not take the smell away lol. It just makes it smell like perfume AND sh!t instead of plain ole sh!t😂

  • @Teeville1
    @Teeville1 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    So cute! He was genuinely concerned and ended up learning something. My daughter and I always had conversations about stuff like that and how the body works, she doesn’t understand why some people don’t.

  • @dz-zf8vv
    @dz-zf8vv 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    wtf, don't u freaking clean the toilet after using?

    • @ticklemehomo.
      @ticklemehomo. 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Mamy people don't. Tbf they might have toilets with high water pressure. I only clean the seat after not the inside I'm not a splasher so dirty water isn't a concern

  • @aking3624
    @aking3624 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Sounds like he wasn't taught proper bathroom hygiene... Some families seem proud of how disgusting they can be!!!🤢

  • @bodhiswayze1892
    @bodhiswayze1892 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Wait, what? I don’t have a gallbladder either but believe me- nobody would ever think that I don’t poop! 😳🤣

  • @Angela-gh3gr
    @Angela-gh3gr 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I would have told him, not your business.

  • @CharlotteG754
    @CharlotteG754 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

    I didn’t know anything about pooping. In my country it’s a taboo topic - inappropriate to discuss.
    So… only when I was very ill and had to monitor how my body worked and learn so much about digestion - it opened my eyes to everything.
    So now I’m also checking on my husband to make sure his stomach and Bowles work well.

  • @user-pk8om8kb6v
    @user-pk8om8kb6v 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    sweetest shit ever

  • @nanamomo9092
    @nanamomo9092 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Lol I always just tell my husband, "You know girls don't poop." Then I go back to what I'm doing :)

  • @maydaysmonsters625
    @maydaysmonsters625 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I just know he doesn’t wipe his ass enough if he’s leaving skid marks EVERY TIME

    • @stevosrockinmom
      @stevosrockinmom 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      What does wiping his ass have to do with leaving marks in the toilet bowl??

  • @j.stonehouse5004
    @j.stonehouse5004 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Awwww
    ❤🥹❤
    That is love

  • @Skyhighxiii
    @Skyhighxiii 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    My boyfriend did the same 😂❤

  • @BB-jx6hb
    @BB-jx6hb 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I can relate to the girl in the green shirt so much 😂

  • @reneecarr0222
    @reneecarr0222 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    It's true love when u can openly talk aboutanythingand everything. Be very happy he cares that much to notice.

  • @natalies3469
    @natalies3469 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Dont people in America use toilet brushes in case there is a skid mark?

  • @littlelistener
    @littlelistener 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The skid mark trick works oh my God

  • @kesrose2023
    @kesrose2023 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This ad is pretty wild

  • @lindaliriel
    @lindaliriel 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Skid marks? What uncivilised, rude people don't clean the toilet after pooping if it's dirty? It's not that hard sheesh

  • @lindageorge8209
    @lindageorge8209 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I taught my brother the paper trick. Saved him from crapping on the back wall of the toilet!

  • @angiloves
    @angiloves 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    😂😂😂 thats love

  • @isv1759
    @isv1759 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Ok one last short before going to sleep
    The short :

  • @LaceR.Griffin
    @LaceR.Griffin 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This man is award winning marriage material. 🏆

  • @aaryashrivas9517
    @aaryashrivas9517 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

    I WAS EATING.

    • @buntott
      @buntott 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      you're allowed to use your phone while eating??

    • @Farrah_Rxse
      @Farrah_Rxse 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      OMG I FEEL SO BAD U MUST HAVE LOST UR APPETITE SO MUCH 😭😭

    • @SD-hs2pk
      @SD-hs2pk 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂😂

    • @noahjordan6761
      @noahjordan6761 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Cmooooooon, it's just poop! Everyone poops!

    • @prismaticlion9012
      @prismaticlion9012 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@buntottum, isn't eating while watching your phone prettyy common?

  • @kwast737
    @kwast737 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My husband is the same! I never hear drops in the toilet or even toots, and NO smells! No skid marks either! Sometimes he’s in there for a while, and when I ask if he’s done pooping he quietly mumbles and brushes off my remark embarrassed that I’d know lol. Maybe I should sit down with him and ask cause now I’m concerned 💀

  • @Foshoko
    @Foshoko 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Awwwwwwww this is wholesome

  • @jasper.disaster
    @jasper.disaster 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That's a good man 😂

  • @brittany7573
    @brittany7573 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I feel this man. I was really unsettled with my husband hiding his pooping, locking the door and stuff. I know he wasnt doing anything wrong but...
    I married this man, in sickness and health. How can I take care of him when he is sick and disabled if he cant even poop with the door open? I felt a loss of a deep connection because of this. To me, it presented as him not truly being able comfortable around me.
    I grew up with a very open family. All the girls were in the bathroom together, same with the boys. Plus all the women were home health aids. I had already done some work as a aid by that time myself. I know how personal caring for someone can be. My husband and i just had a mismatch in how we were raised.
    Dont worry, we fixed the issue. He poops around me 😆

  • @thatailurophile3706
    @thatailurophile3706 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The guy truly loves her

  • @m16fermy
    @m16fermy 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I always put down a layer to a toilet paper when I poop at the house when I'm at work I used toilet seat coverings two of them and it won't clog the toilet and you won't have any Splash back and I mainly did it because of the splash but working as a custodian the amount of streets you don't have to get out makes it fully worth it I recommend everyone try to put a layer of something between the surface of the water and the porcelain to ensure maximum cleanliness when taking the deuce as someone who has to clean toilets everyday

  • @janemeier929
    @janemeier929 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Wdym you put paper to reduce skidmarks? Just use the brush wth..

  • @TovaHolmberger
    @TovaHolmberger 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The toilet paper trick also reduces the noise when it hits the water.

  • @-whoobe
    @-whoobe 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hes a keeper

  • @jasminedemir7962
    @jasminedemir7962 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Wholesome wholesome ❤

  • @maddyspinks
    @maddyspinks 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Has he never heard of a toilet brush 😂

  • @FaithMidnight
    @FaithMidnight 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If this is true it's really sweet.

  • @Silverbells99
    @Silverbells99 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love this hahah

  • @stephanielong2674
    @stephanielong2674 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Not having a gallbladder really does.mess with you. I can go to thr bathroom 3 to 4 times a day to none the docs get so mad sometimes when i am in the hospital and i havent went to the bathroom and then i explain netween no gallbladder an ibs that if i take something that helps me go to the bathroom then i will get so dehydrated i will be in there just for that. If i do not go for a week then i use something not as harsh as a laxative tho. Not even my pain meds make me stop going too. I actually have to take meds to help harden the poo up cause of the no gallbladder. I hate when it flared up tho especially when i hage a ton of things to do that day and i am going to be out an about. Thankfully the ppl i do go to see i am very close to an they know my tummy issues so they always have a bathroom open for me. But also make sure i feel comfy there to be abke to go. I hate having to go to the store tho. When my tummy flares up i try not to go anywhere for that day.

  • @BrettHunter97
    @BrettHunter97 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My roommate has lived with me for two years & only a few months ago was like "dude, you don't fart, like, at all." I was like "yeah I do, everybody farts, it's because of the digestion & trapped air" & they said "no, no, man, I have never once heard you fart, ever, I'm convinced you don't fart"
    I had to explain that I was raised in a super strict household (yes it was abusive) so I leave the room every time I have to because I'd get punished for being gross 💀

  • @2L82Pray1
    @2L82Pray1 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I had a friend who after 3 yrs of marriage had not nor would she ever poo whilr her husband was in the house. She would go to.insane lengths to hold it until he went somewhere or she would got to a store down the road like target. She was literally insane about hiding that she pooped at all

  • @samanthalamica8360
    @samanthalamica8360 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The toilet paper also helps avoid the splash back

  • @CeeGeeFursuits
    @CeeGeeFursuits 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Just clean your toilet after pooping??? Who the fuck just leaves skid marks in the toilet 🤢

  • @Just_a_cat_0
    @Just_a_cat_0 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I think theyre gonna make it lol they sound cute together xD

  • @jeanna7851
    @jeanna7851 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You know your relationship is close when you start talking 💩 with each other 😊

  • @loveislove5760
    @loveislove5760 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Y'all do know that theres a toilet brush for that... Right?

  • @Prags931
    @Prags931 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    So cute!!😅

  • @felicityhannsz5188
    @felicityhannsz5188 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I damn near died when my gall bladder ruptured and was leaking for months when I was 18 because doctors are incompetent in my area. And I’ve got digestive and stomach issues. Nobody can ever doubt that I poo. But my fiancé and my friends have become very attuned to the gurgling sounds my stomach makes and they always know about roughly the same time I do when my body decides to reject food. And if I go a few days without having to go, everybody gets stressed because that usually leads to serious pain and illness and usually medical treatment.

  • @erichinkle7891
    @erichinkle7891 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Oh this relationship is going to stand the test of time

  • @Dheimos01
    @Dheimos01 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Skid marks?
    I am doing nr 2 in the hole, not on the rim?
    And if some irregular bowel movements happen, while eating what you can't stomach or so, I clean up after me.
    FFS, is that so that people leave marks with their shit on the rim and then swung instead of using at least toilet paper and water to clean it away?
    Maybe even some spray.

    • @fender3873
      @fender3873 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I think he means the bottom of the bowl, not the actual seat. Although i used to have a coworker that would leave both brown and red marks on the seat... it was disgusting.

    • @Dheimos01
      @Dheimos01 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@fender3873 , omg, yes.
      I remember I lived in countries with a flat bowl as standard.
      I have lived now for 12 years in one with standard deep ones, there things like this don't happen that much.
      And we have a toilet brush anyway, no matter the bowl, lol
      I totally forgot that was a thing.

  • @brattrox2939
    @brattrox2939 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    He is awesome lol

  • @selinathoma140
    @selinathoma140 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Now thats real love

  • @dennisriggins4603
    @dennisriggins4603 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That is so freaking sweet

  • @Starswake
    @Starswake 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    When our cat went on a prescription cat food, the doctor said not to worry if the cat would be satisfied with less and that he would poop less and his litter would be less smelly.
    Seems that diet has a lot to do with the body processing food more efficiently.

  • @notiddymothbirlfriend
    @notiddymothbirlfriend 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Aww, good lad.

  • @vdovii
    @vdovii 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I have similar conversations often with my bf, i think its only natural to be concerned

  • @Max.Zjj_
    @Max.Zjj_ 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Why tf does he think about it that much

    • @ticklemehomo.
      @ticklemehomo. 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Maybe someone in his family had bowle problems, so he was naturally observant. They're common and can be caused by something really serious, but they're often times hidden because of embarrassment.
      So I'm guessing he was scared she was hiding that she was sick

  • @molie7712
    @molie7712 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    When you get married your best friend, they worry about your poop

  • @GiggLzGaming
    @GiggLzGaming 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Poo pourri is the best invention

  • @ishusnoopy735
    @ishusnoopy735 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Now i want to know the tricks....skid mark trick...

  • @mariajw4803
    @mariajw4803 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Who leave skidmarks in the toilet? That's disgusting!

  • @ms.chuisin7727
    @ms.chuisin7727 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is also why you need a bidet. It can clean skid marks...😂

  • @samanthagarcia1398
    @samanthagarcia1398 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    even in my worst diarrhea moments, i dont leave any skid marks?? nothing ever gets onto the toilet seat, only the interior of the bowl???? do people not position themselves to void where they're supposed to❓️ or am i missing something

  • @imgabiireyes
    @imgabiireyes 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    before i had brain surgery to get rid of a brain tumor i literally NEVER went #2. i just never had to go. so i never did. i’m regular now have been for 5 years. thanks for asking (;

    • @JustAFloppyTuna
      @JustAFloppyTuna 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      you can't not do it
      you'd be dead by a few weeks

  • @uwph
    @uwph 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    poopuri… my days. haven’t heard of that in years. forgot it existed. saw ads for it all the time years ago 😭

  • @gothleedivine997
    @gothleedivine997 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    He's a keeper

  • @hahap5411
    @hahap5411 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I hate when skid marks are left behind. I will clean mine. I don’t want to see others, and I don’t want others to see mine. It’s gross.

  • @SpookyGhostHippy
    @SpookyGhostHippy 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I’ve never left skid marks…didn’t know people did

  • @lillyagreste1525
    @lillyagreste1525 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    You guys are gross if you're leaving a skid mark.

  • @emiliaka4179
    @emiliaka4179 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Lool, I clean toilet after myself and I'm vegetarian so it doesn't smell. Does it mean I don't poop?

  • @LunarisArts
    @LunarisArts 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Oh, how lucky is he to never have smelled the aftermath of a period poo... that is just 🤢 vile.

  • @clorilareina7346
    @clorilareina7346 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That’s love though. Why would a man care if his woman pooped? Guys are usually grossed out when women show any kind of human function. That man truly cares about you lady. He’s a keeper!

  • @Secondhandlegs
    @Secondhandlegs 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I found out my husband had diabetes because he forgot to flush. It looked like an oil slick and that's not right. Turns out it was Type 2 diabetes but caught very early.

  • @kylieshepherd4815
    @kylieshepherd4815 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That so funny 😂

  • @desyxd4400
    @desyxd4400 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My husband tries to catch me, because he thinks I don’t 💩. Once he caught me mid tampon removal, and I said, “Jesus! Why are you up my ass all the time?? Can I change a tampon in peace?”, and we laughed, but never achieved his goal. It’s been almost 9 years & 3 babies, and he still hasn’t “caught me”. I think it’s so weird, he’s obsessed with catching me fart or do anything gross. I just tell him, I don’t hide it, I just go to the restroom and go. “The only reason you smell up the bathroom, is because you sit there for forever until you flush!” 😂 If you are polite, and respectful, you use the restroom instead of bombing people with your stank, and you wipe/flush immediately after! It’s rude to stink up the bathroom for an hour, to the point where you can smell it a room over. That’s why you stink, and I don’t! 🫵🏻

  • @artcyshutes9834
    @artcyshutes9834 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love

  • @Larrytherubberspatula
    @Larrytherubberspatula 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I think i need to see a doctor

  • @myeggyweggy
    @myeggyweggy 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Awww

  • @commanderwaddles3483
    @commanderwaddles3483 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I just do an extra flush to wash off the skid mark

  • @cass973
    @cass973 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Skid marks? I want to ask how someone leaves a skid mark on the seat but I don't think I want to know the answer 😳

  • @TheCoolmaster131
    @TheCoolmaster131 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My crush is like this

  • @Broccolaicy
    @Broccolaicy 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Long story:
    For the longest time i told my boyfriend that my farts and poop don't smell. They smell like flowers or roses. Of course he called BS but i never gave in. I was joking of course but as long as he's in the room, if somehow the topic is brought up, i will always say (yes in front of people too) that my farts don't smell. They smell like flowers or more specifically roses.
    Well eventually, we started to see each other more and slept together. I mean i rarely fart or poop anyways (constipation problems, need to get checked) but one day i was at a dollar store and noticed a prank fart thing. Then i decided to make my own version. So i bought rose essential oil and made a thin bag that i connected to a tube with a button that I could press. (It's a whole thing. Made my engineer bestie do it for me)
    Then one day I baited him. Told him let me go to the other room for a sec cause I gotta fart. Then this guy said "smells like roses anyways just fart here" he smirked.
    Hahahahahhahahahahaha so I brushed it off sat next to him then "farted". He was shocked to the core and tore the couch apart and checked my pockets to find a spray. He told me to fart again but told him I can't fart on demand. We sat and he held my hands. When the smell started to diffuse I pressed my thighs together and apologized "sorry I farted again"
    He lost it and didn't know what to do cause there was indeed a rose smell. He even smelled my butt and confirmed it came from my butt.
    I didn't tell him until the next day.

  • @JayzenFaith-nt5sy
    @JayzenFaith-nt5sy 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Lol

  • @RudOby
    @RudOby 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    What?? He doesn't clean after himself?? How disgusting

  • @sheilapasquini6232
    @sheilapasquini6232 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Am I the only one who thinks this is just a little bit off.

    • @JustAFloppyTuna
      @JustAFloppyTuna 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      yeah it is
      no one can't not have a gallbladder

  • @VecenSorrow
    @VecenSorrow 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    😭 I bet he just wanted to sniff it

  • @ramsey2155
    @ramsey2155 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Should we tell rhem about toilette brushes?