CHAWAL, EYEBROW & THE STORY | Gaurav Kapoor | Stand Up Comedy

Hi Guys. This video is about 3 different jokes not related to each other. This video was recorded in December 2018 but I did not release it coz I almost lost this footage. Finally a friend luckily found this footage in his drive and here we are.
Hope you liked the video

[@GauravKapoor]

Vlogging Channel - th-cam.com/channels/rxLfAJy4cbNk-Yo_7aCduQ.html

[@roshanjaiswal5787]

First like

[@prateeksinha6133]

Waiting for a show in Bangalore.

[@raghavsharma6474]

hagguu and padori😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️insane

[@lastchance1821]

Dhaaga khol diya😂😂😂

[@seyamabedeen2647]

What about outside of India Online show.

[@muditjain676]

Gaurav kapoor in his comedy set: "main mazaak nahi kar raha".
Genius.

[@team_dosomething]

😂🤣

[@rishidave3619]

😂

[@aryabhatt5833]

मजाक नी भाईसाब।

[@princechhabra8741]

Best dialogue:
Ram milai jodi, ek haagu ek padodi😂😂

[@varundixit4091]

😂😂😂

[@mandy8900]

Abhe 🤦🤦

[@rdz2938]

😂😂😂😂

[@pushpasisodia4554]

Shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@narayansoti6859]

😂🤣

[@abhisheksomani1358]

Riesenberg 😂😂
Those who didn't get it- rice+hiesenberg( drug dealer in breaking bad)

[@TheCoolgalsalbum]

Ppl like you are the reason I still believe in humanity

[@SwastikPradhan7]

Also ricin was a major plot point

[@kju1382]

You are goddamn right

[@jaiminmaurya1121]

SAY MY NAME.

[@malayparag]

Class 11 science 😀

[@gursidakpreetsingh8800]

Watching this with rajma chawal hits different😂😂

[@EverythingShorts0]

Please support me please

[@SC_AutoTech]

Ha right toilet humour with rajma chawal really must hit different

[@aryakarkera9377]

Okay

[@anant_shinde]

Gaurav:- Socho agar kitna bura lagega apka crush paad de
Le Audience:- We already imagined the whole situation 😂😂

[@abhinav7302]

Bhai din bhar online rehte ho? Infranews channel pe bhi dekha tha.
World affairs pe bhi dekha tha.

[@_MEethua_638]

😂😂

[@Suraj-_-Sood]

@@abhinav7302 😂😂

[@anant_shinde]

Actually everyone had this childhood school story that there's atleast one guy or girl who have pooped in their pants in school 😂😂

[@abcdeeeeff]

I totally agree with you . I m one of them 🤦

[@michaelmorningstar4486]

What if I say I was the one who did😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@akshat_2100]

right

[@akshat_2100]

mera friend till 8th class tk diaper use krta tha
aaj bhi usse milte hai tb bhi yhi doubt hota hai
uss baat ko 8 saal ho gye

[@tsarchasm4969]

i was one of em' , you can't find out who i am so fu€k it , lol

[@divymutreja]

"Ram milaye jodi, ek haggu ek padodi" - Gaurav Kapoor (2018)

[@PreetKaur-fk3ds]

This eyebrow is totally relatable. I did my eyebrows only on my wedding, even took 15 days to have both eyes done.

[@nupurkalra4689]

Itne dino mai meri dobara aajati

[@FunWithRajanya]

@@nupurkalra4689 😂😂😂😂

[@tusharverma1926]

Eyebrow thi ya whale ki jhant 🤣🤣 15 din lg gye

[@gauravverma3627]

Imagine, mandeep & saloni are watching this video...😅😂

[@adithyav9283]

Imagine them being at the show😂😂

[@surajbhandari4507]

dekhte dekhte bhi Vo dono padhne aur hugne pr lge honge ..😐

[@MdIrfan-lt9rl]

That too together in a room😂

[@sameertamboli905]

There's no one as Mandeep and saloni

[@mokshabansal8]

Woah

[@tanishk_agarwal]

The audience was just stupid this act is amazing 😂😂

[@kirtideshmukh6285]

Really. True... Mai has has k pagal ho gaya

[@tanishk_agarwal]

@@kirtideshmukh6285 exactly 😂

[@surajmhaskar681]

True.. ricenberg nahi pata inko..😂

[@tanishk_agarwal]

@@surajmhaskar681 😂😂

[@jigishaganvit5865]

True

[@hobaibfahim849]

After watching this, Mandeep be like: "Saala, jalta hai mujse" 😒

[@ritudeshpande9703]

Gaurav....this is above and beyond. The natural art that you have is commendable. Making people laugh is not easy and you do it flawlessly, without getting personal. Just love every bit of it

[@anant_shinde]

Plot twist:- Haggu weds Paddu😂🔥💯

[@Nobody1991]

Padaudi

[@daviddiveroli9331]

Padodi

[@TheTj4all]

Only stand up comedian saying "Main MAZAK nai kar raha" after every 18 seconds.

[@rambo333100]

To those who don't know, Meth is also known as chawal. And risenberg reference was related to Heisenberg character from Breaking Bad 😂😂😂 awesome Gaurav bhai hats off💯🙏🏻

[@jung6269]

There should be more standup videos during this period !

[@akhil991]

all comedians on youtube: HIBERNATION FOR 69 YEARS
Gaurav: chalo in salo ko sone do ham apna kaam shuru karte hai

[@EverythingShorts0]

Please support me please

[@dishitbauva240]

@@EverythingShorts0 No mishra

[@ironicmanas5449]

@@EverythingShorts0 No Mishra

[@smithjones8327]

Ek haggu ek padori 😂😂😂😂💯

[@bholisibilli]

you are literally one of the most funniest of all comedians. easy humor, kafi chill. jyada dimaag nhi lgana pdta hasne k liye

[@dhruvdesai2301]

Bro...love your videos...entertaining people is a harder task but for u its like normal..that's the thing I love about u being natural with people...all the best for your future videos..👍👍💯

[@esportsgaming1026]

People: what is ricenberg?
Google: the one who kills with RICIN
😉

[@mohammadmurtuzahussain]

@@uniquedude812 big brain

[@shantanugangele2827]

@@uniquedude812 aap kahin NASA mein to nahi they?

[@suddu54321]

@@shantanugangele2827 He is the cashier from Los Pollos Hermanos

[@AkshayKumar-ft4em]

Say My Name😎

[@Ytshorts_pnkj]

@@AkshayKumar-ft4em chutiya

[@nowyouseeme164]

6:10 when he warned I don’t think anybody stopped the video

[@letstalk413]

*Not watched a single vdo where I was not laughing...😂😂😂*

[@manjulajha6810]

Love ur comedy gaurav 👍👍🤗
Hilarious 😂🤣🤣😂
And that "no ball" was epic, at some another level😂😂😂

[@anant_shinde]

Best line:- "mein jhate leke ghum lunga sarpe" 😂😂😂😂

[@EverythingShorts0]

Please support me please share this everywhere

[@chiranjitabordoloi1682]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@manangoenka56]

man i remember the first open mic i'd ever gone to and Gaurav was performing the fart-shit joke. I don't think i've ever laughed at any joke as much as I laughed that day, because of that joke, and the fact that i was laughing over a fart joke made me laugh even more. His mannerisms killed me. That one joke made me fall in love with him

[@Prakriti_Senpai]

The more i listen to you
I started liking you as comedian more and more 💀

[@yashdevadkar5722]

After 6:30 he was like dekho aap bole to batata hu nhi to nhi
Public be like :- abbe sale paise bhare hai.. batana to padega hi..😂

[@himanswho]

Heisenberg❌
Ricenberg ✅

[@Shubham-np6od]

Or 'ricin'berg

[@hamzahkhan1573]

YOU POISONED BROCK MR WHITE

[@pryo2460]

Yooo biatchhh

[@kushagra9781]

I think gaurav is little underrated ...he deserves more than a million subscribers

[@shashirajak9997]

Ricenberg. He meant Heisenberg from breaking bad series.

[@keshavk77]

Those who won't get it !! 'Rice-senberg' is reference of heisenberg ( Breaking Bad Character Walter White) 😂😂

[@fardeenkhan7647]

oh mastermind here...😒😒

[@swapnilyadav442]

Wow!!! Just brilliant 😑👏👏

[@bharatiye4492]

Ye sab bayate thode na hai
Google krne do🤣

[@rahulvij4934]

Pata he chal baap ko mt sikha

[@being1better801]

Bhai tu farishta h.
Warna m sochta hi rhta

[@juveriyasiddiqui8619]

His school seems to be realllyyy baddd ass... i wish i was there wd him to enjoy these all amazing fun situations 🤣🤣🤣
Rahul k 2 gotteyyyy

[@epicloft47]

His school also had Bagchi Ma'am 🤕

[@SandeepVerma-lv5ow]

In every delhi government school. It's normal. Am glad i have studied there. 😅

[@Exam_Watch]

People in odisha, Chhattisgarh and WB eat rice in a way that it feels like 'nasha'. It gets fermented when kept for few days in earthen pot. Becomes alcohol.

[@Ajaychandra538]

Called as taari

[@hanishanota3260]

U must do this third part of the joke again, the best part I ever heard 😂😂👍🏻

[@udayparihar8260]

Kisko bassi ki waxing ki yaad aayi ye eyebrow wala joke sunke?😂🤣

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Please support me please share this everywhere if you like

[@niteowl17]

@@EverythingShorts0 no

[@investmentcareerdost8140]

Bassi ne to powder ki jagah aata lga dia tha😄😄

[@MrAshishSahuji]

Yes...the only difference is usaki ruh nipple mai thi... isaki eyebrows mai hai

[@ncoolguy143]

Uska toh nipple se ruh nikal gaya tha

[@RuchitMalik]

This was an amazing show, had a great time.

[@PahadiVagabond2009]

This was awesome. The Reisenberg thing was savage and the last jodi wala gazab tha.😅😂😂

[@drsanskritimishra]

omg! I can't stop my tears whiling laughing🤣🤣.... ecstatic sir!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sarfarazsheikh7378]

Ricin was the Poison used by Walter White in Breaking Bad Series ❤️

[@014_teevrabhandari4]

Heisenberg ki place par Reisenberg tha 😂😂😂😂😂

[@biskootg]

Ricin

[@harshitagarwal7361]

u overexplained it....its normal rice + heisenberg....u got so deep

[@kju1382]

Lily of the valley yo

[@harshdangiya4838]

Toilet Joke was hilarious 🤣 everyone should watch it!

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Please support me please share this everywhere if you like

[@sudhirsingh7999]

I personally enjoyed a lot love comedy or uploads from you and other stand up comedian. Never offended at any jokes as afterall its a humour. Always a fans of your crowd work 😅

[@naishadhvakani864]

You're just epic😂😂❤️❤️ I wish I could watch you everyday 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@technicalhubbo884]

I'm very happy to Participate in Your Show today at Kanpur....Meet You at 6:30

[@kartikeygupta3629]

He is a comedian but he always be like... *mai majak ni kr rha* 😂😂😂

[@fightagainstconversion908]

Love his😂😂 smiles inbetween jokes..

[@ashutoshbamezai8736]

bete mauj krdi😂😂😂😂bro seriously your content is awesome. hope some day will see you perform live

[@diganganamisra1710]

Hilarious!! Also, thanks for making "potty-jokes" normal! Now I will be able to quote you in my day to day life😅😅

[@yatintaneja21]

Ricenberg is in reference to breaking bad character Heisenberg. Do watch that series... Its one of the best.

[@anmolpandey6576]

Walter White

[@_vikrantbaliyan_770]

Awesome broh... couldn't stop my laugh till the end.🔥🔥

[@jyotiprakashvlogs]

Bhai kachhe wola jok bahut hard h 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zmartboy5512]

Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Gaurav giving poop warning 🤣🤣

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Please support me please share this everywhere if you like

[@zmartboy5512]

@@EverythingShorts0 what ?!

[@adityasingh109]

All I can say for 'The Story' is *BRUUHHHHHHH!!!*

[@chiranjitabordoloi1682]

That eyebrow wala part was epic🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@7Seveneleven7715]

I couldn't watch second half without bursting out three rooms 🤣🤣🤣

[@akashnag3879]

Imagine kids of saloni and mandeep seeing this video.

[@natkhat01]

With havanig the name *akash* 🤣🤣
Just chill bro 🤪 don't take it serious

[@AK-ej5xe]

ye asli nhi hota inke dimag ki hi upaj hoti hai 99% jokes.

[@jddj1112]

Shut up

[@MandeepSingh-zk6ki]

Not now bro 😂😂

[@virendra8948]

@@MandeepSingh-zk6ki bhai mandeep😂😂😂

[@bumbum8923]

Every Mandeep and saloni couple will think why these people are staring at us 😂😂😂

[@chetankhandelwal9398]

Bhai best video so far...especially the second half

[@nancysingh6023]

Bhai saaab 🤣😆😆😆🤣🤣😂😂has has k pet dard krgya mera to bhai 🤣😆😆

[@humanitynext4983]

That was the time when you are half moon, now full moon😜😜

[@av9173]

i am here before it hits millions play!

[@puneetsachdeva7679]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣 You are a true rockstar 👏👏👌

[@DaniyalKhan7]

Thanks for the warning. I was about to start my lunch.

[@mr.psk.972]

Ricenberg - A charctor who supply rice drug...Inspired by the series breaking bad's character Heisenberg

[@nikhilyadav1455]

Oscar dilwa dun tujhe😂

[@isolated.wallflower]

5:24 to 5:55 Most relating part..😂😂

[@solidamry2439]

Raam milaye jodi
Aik haggu aurr aik padhori.... 😂😂
Bhai yrr hass hass ke pet mei dard ho gaya..

[@abhishek15894]

Crush paad to vishwaas uth jaata hai- epic advise to get over a break up 😂

[@stringtabs]

I'm a Bengali... And I can totally connect with the first half of this video!! 😂😂 Ricenberg😂😂

[@nishithaannegowda8770]

Rice is the most additive thing ever, as a South Indian(from Karnataka), I totally agree!

[@rao9080]

Now no one can talk with friends about such topics cauz of this guy... Ye bhai... sare topic cover kar liye hai... Everyone says bhai ye suna hai..😂😆

[@killersid3273]

😂😂😂OP Bro... Haggu - padhodi 😂😂😂

[@digitalworkshop]

Ricenberg!! That was fucking genius man!! Loved it 😊😅

[@yadavjie]

Who is watching 👀 after 😳 trending 🤔

[@SimranKaur-py3bz]

Amazing
You are the one of the best comic .

[@mallikasinha6166]

Amazing stand-up! 👏

[@nileshsaraswat130]

Gaurav in this whole video
'Nahi yarr mai majak nahi kar raha hoon"
Audience who came for stand up comedy:
"galat jagah agaye hum lagta hai"

[@reynupal8781]

Yes I do...I can't live without chawal

[@ranveershersingh]

We punjabi eat chawal once in a week. We cant live without chapati.

[@kishandas2284]

@@ranveershersingh we Bengali eat chawal daily 3 times a day

[@AkashS97]

@@kishandas2284 insaan ho!!! 😯😯😯😯😮

[@kishandas2284]

@@AkashS97 🤣🤣

[@ranveershersingh]

@@kishandas2284 we eat chapati three times in a day.

[@ashayshah164]

You have a priceless smile Gaurav bhai !

[@Sid.G]

Thanks for the toilet humour warning. Much appreciated.

[@anant_shinde]

Gaurav Bhai giving DISCLAIMER to the audience before toilet humour just feels like you will be going to the toilet and you know that previous person haven't flushed it after using it..but still you're going in because obviously you've no option 🙂🙄😬😅

[@abhaybhadauriya5575]

Risenbarg is a drug "manufacturer" in Breaking Mom series

[@EverythingShorts0]

Please support me please share this everywhere if you like

[@arshiyankhan6910]

It's breaking Bad bro not breaking Mom

[@abhaybhadauriya5575]

@@arshiyankhan6910 Bhai sarcasm to samjho

[@Isuman_11]

Listening to it for the second time and it just got funnier 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥

[@shivamdhoundiyal9635]

how? haha
this comment

[@vlogsiq1952]

😂😂😂 Best Anesthetic - Chawal 😀😀 waah bhai))))

[@amruta9780]

Eyebrow incident reminds me Joey(friends)😂😂

[@kju1382]

So how you doinn??😁

[@pradeeparyal3940]

Mother : 'Say my name'
Gaurav : 'Ricenberg'

[@ankursharma6393]

Bhai bot hi behtreen...😂😂😂😂 Metro me bina headphone sun ra tha nzakat pe sbki hsi nikal gyi....then I got embarrassed.....😂😂😂

[@ChoudharySiddharth20]

Suprb..seeing this second time...hilarious

[@FUNNYVERSION1]

Humare east India me chawalse naseli drinking drink banti hai named "handia "

[@yashchoudhary3529]

BASSI ki aatma uski "NIPPLES" mai hai aur GAURAV ki aatma "EYEBROWS " mai,
Meri aatma konse part mai hogi?

[@areez119]

Fk 📴

[@Blank-Singh]

Zehar ha bhai.... Ultimate 🤣

[@Heybhaskarjyoti]

Baat toh sahi kaha apne.. sawal ka nasha alag hai 🤣

[@rakigulia1548]

00:51 this is so true man 😂😂💀

[@yashdevadkar5722]

Rice-n-berg = Heisenberg (scientists)
But in breaking bad(webseries) the chemist teacher makes drugs..

[@grandzeno7813]

Nobel prize milegga tumhe

[@yashdevadkar5722]

@@grandzeno7813 😂lol..

[@prateekkapoor4091]

That was amazing 😂😂😂

[@thesocialtalk4204]

One of the best till now

[@niveditasingh8679]

I should have taken his warning seriously 😂😂😂

[@asmijain2695]

IKR!!!😭😂

[@satyaprakasharya2135]

Sir pls teach me chess
I know you are next best after
MR. SIR LORD GM ABHISH MATHEW

[@musicalmann3354]

Ohhhh bhai jhatteee leke ghum lunga that was epic...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 And paddu and haggu jodi 🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

[@Amiittk]

As an Odia I can relate to this
Especially Pakhala in summers!!!