Pure solid gold. Here’s a man with a handicap that literally has a better/more enjoyable life than 90% of the rest of us “normal” world. Big thanks to Sean for molding this pure comedy a d his big heart.
Beet is the best ever ! Sean was a good human , I've read where some people say he used beet for money but come on, he lived with Sean until he was physically incapable of taking care of him.
I swear Beet ordering 2 chinese food will never not be hilarious. I binge these videos of Beetle in his prime and it makes my day. The Rooney's were special people for taking care of him and sharing him with us. I know Stern played his part but if it weren't for Sean we never would've known this legend.
2:51 "gimme 2 small uuuhhh" Realizes menu is upside down, he turns it over, then Beet realizes that it wasnt n turns it over again.....lmao Beet is a legend
I dn what the problem is I got him, dude wanted 2 Chinese food, you throw together two portions of Chinese food for two people and get it goin for him that’s all
Sleeping lion's right, that's why it's so perfect. It's a huge order so the restaurant doesn't want to hang up. One of the funniest things I've ever seen.
@Griffiith there was one time on Howard Stern he was swearing constantly and then they brought in his grandson and he immediately stopped Edit: went back, said grandson not nephew
This is too much to watch at 6 in the morning. My wife is asleep and outbursts are a no go, but...😂he just gonna eat whatever comes. What a patient woman.
Baby Owl bruh how have you never seen lord of the rings? It’s probably the most prolific, well made, and well known trilogy of all time (excluding Star Wars because it’s such a lower quality trilogy and honestly it’s a joke compared to LOTR). You seriously have to watch the 3 movies at some point
Man Sean and Beet were so funny together, you can really tell they had a great bond. Sean had a wonderful sense of humor and its a shame he left us so young.
@@joshhall2018 Shut the fk up and let us enjoy a pretty special dude that NOBODY FKING TOOK ADVANTAGE OF....nobody's making fun of him..he's naturally hilarious
What I was thinking, their level of patience is almost surreal. Even if the dude ends up giving you a valid address, would you take the chance and deliver there?
Ordered two chinese rice and chinese food 105 and 107, got 2 shrimp egg rolls, wonton soup, 2 steamed vegetables, 2 roast pork, and 5 orders of Mongolian beef.
“Two orders of Chinese food”
The Cassius Morris Show Chinese rice lmao 😂
"Liver it"
Nice cut
"chinese rice"
Then 2 reg rolls
Beets reading that menu like a map lmao
Reading? He cant read.
Haha you know that
😂 like a map I'm rolling😭😭😭😭
💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂 fuckin dead
🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
The patience this lady has is unmatched.
She wants that money 😂😂😂
12:19
Chinese are very patient when it's about getting the money
HURRY UP AN ORDER
Back when customer service was provided by the family members. Most are but some places don’t care about the business.
“Gimme two Chinese food and give me two Chinese rice” 😂 beet got me 💀
I don't have this much confidence doing anything😂
The man is smart as fk
@superg9467 you can ask him the same question 17 times and he gives you a different answer each time. He's way ahead of us in the intellect dept
@@alijohnson9670he knows something we don’t
@@Boggersugar one day, he will fill our heads with all of his knowledge that red is spelled lster 🤣 I love him!
LMAO the chinese lady 1:37 said on the phone "this guy talks like hes stupid." im dying.
😂so does she
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
chinese restaurants have just met their match in not knowing wtf is being said
Bro😂😂💀
💀💀💀🔥
Gave them a heavy dose of their own medicine 😂😂
Lmfao on this one man 😂
😂😂😂
He's making a prank call and doesn't even know it.. 💀
Keith Jackson lol
He not
Lmao
lol
@@kg3mtg751 inadvertently
Imagine being behind him in a line.
Bruh
LMAO!
It was worth the waiting time. This video is gold
Fuckkk dude, I would laugh throughout the whole order
xD
god bless this lady, this couldn't have happened without her being chill
Lol beet ran out of patience before she did 😅
this must've been a skit.
Pure solid gold. Here’s a man with a handicap that literally has a better/more enjoyable life than 90% of the rest of us “normal” world. Big thanks to Sean for molding this pure comedy a d his big heart.
Word
He's "ignorance is bliss" personified.
Beet is the best ever ! Sean was a good human , I've read where some people say he used beet for money but come on, he lived with Sean until he was physically incapable of taking care of him.
Point of correction: 99% and not 90%.
Beet was unbelievably depressed after Sean died, haven't really caught up on him but I'm pretty sure he's still pretty sad.
He's the reason why there's numbers in the menu lol
Roberto Licardie 💀💀
Yew
numbers didn't help him though😅
😂😂😂
if only you knew...that concept doesn't work with beet
"Address? The address is here." *Beetlejuice
Jersey City baby
Haha beet is a gift from god
I swear i love him. Every time im sad or depressed im Watching him
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes, I too watched the video
can i order two chinese foood lmao
All black people say it
That’s funny 😄... all huh?
Not really just this guy says it my nigga
@@bryanstephens1295 that is funny 😂😂😂😅😅😅very TRUE 💯
This is a Chinese place lol
I swear Beet ordering 2 chinese food will never not be hilarious. I binge these videos of Beetle in his prime and it makes my day. The Rooney's were special people for taking care of him and sharing him with us. I know Stern played his part but if it weren't for Sean we never would've known this legend.
"Chinese Rice" 🤣🤣🤣
He made them money. He's just a sideshow freak to them
@@johnsmith6217 i mean he was a sideshow freak on the movie Bubble Boy so
@@MediCali951 forgot about that. It was a funny movie. I remember mini me was the handler
It's annoying because good people like Sean are dead and scum like stern are alive
I love how he looks at Shawn and smiles. Beet is the man.
Thought the same lol
I love how he clearly can’t read but still commits to diligently look through the menu.
😂😂😂 thought the same thing
😂 thats what had me dying.
Looking at the pictures for the most part
Beet has more confidence than I will have at anything in life
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Forreal
Son said the address is here, then started ordering more food 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmfao i cant 😂😂😂 hes like fuck it i dont know the adress so ill just order more food 😂😂
When is it acceptable to call him mentally special?
Shop Heirlooms he was told to order more 😒
Shop Heirlooms 😂😂😂😂
Brooo ,
I started crying when she asked to repeat the order.
LOL she liked the whole proces. That's why
Joel Davidson FR😂😂😂😂
So did I !!!
I lost it when she said: can you spell it please? Lmaoo
@@joaopedrosilva116 thats where she tied the game with a 3 point shot. Beat face was looking like fuck she found a way to get points on me.
@13:03 "You don't like me , don't want me to get my food, fuck it"....lmaoooooooooooooo
Order Fuckin Chinese Food U Tryna Be Ah Asshole To Me ? 😤
Lmfaooooooo
When she asks for the address, and he just starts re doing the order, I die every time.
Just when she thought she was out, he pulled her right back in! 🤣
Chinese rice!
Koopa Kart lol
@The Age of Z hahaha what?
@The Age of Z SPANISH!!!
This where Simon got his brain 🧠
Beetle juice acting like he understands the menu Lol
2 orders of Chinese food....
@@theflanman1986 hahahaha
@@theflanman1986 hahahahahaha
Ordera fiiiii Chinese food ordera fiiiiiii
2:51 "gimme 2 small uuuhhh"
Realizes menu is upside down, he turns it over, then Beet realizes that it wasnt n turns it over again.....lmao Beet is a legend
AAHAHAHAHA
LMAOOOOOOO
Lmao I noticed that too
HILARIOUS!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks for explaining, I'm blind!
He actually did pretty well in getting the order through. Proud of him. the lady was also really patient.
the amount of times he flips the menu then stares at it and flips it again lmao, he's solving a puzzle
He's just flexing that he can read upside down
Its a tresure map but he cant find the x where the tresures at.😅
That's gotta be the most confusing order and mismatched order in the history of that restaurant 😂😂😂
Derick Mitchell I got confused and I don't even work there.
You sure about that? th-cam.com/video/xLKSViTveuE/w-d-xo.html
😭🤣😭
Any restaurant at that
I dn what the problem is I got him, dude wanted 2 Chinese food, you throw together two portions of Chinese food for two people and get it goin for him that’s all
They could probably give him anything and he would be like yea that’s what I ordered
Lmao
Lol
Lady: "So, fried goat nuts with steamed durian?"
Beet: "Yeah, yeah, give me two of them"
im fucking weak.
Yea
Big Smoke's order takes second place to this.
What he ordered?
Lol
Lol
The Obeast RIP big smoke
@@conradbarrett6 we have big smoke were i live
It’s like he’s an archaeologist trying to decipher hyroglifics on the fly 😂🤣😂🤣
Hyroglifics 😂
Surprised you didn't say arkeyolojist
@@WanderingMiqo I took a shot 🤷🏻♂️
Lmao
@@rja9784 respect.
@stevena.9085 I think beet would spell it more like Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
I love how patient and polite the woman on the phone was, what a sweetheart.
Wow they are so patient with him!!
kennysolone456 Bc that's a big order. Probably costs 200 bucks
Because hes bettlejuice
Sleeping lion's right, that's why it's so perfect. It's a huge order so the restaurant doesn't want to hang up.
One of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Getting to the end of this video
required my patience as well!
LoL
Killa dawgs!! The guy at my local Chinese food place is an impatient asshole who will straight up hang up on people then say the line disconnected.
14 minutes trying to order Chinese food. Beets the best.
SAD
Chuckram562 they have the order ready quicker then it took to order lol
Best
It took even longer hence the cuts in the video.
the uncut version is 3 hours
He has no clue what he’s ordering and you know for a fact he can’t read anything on the menu looool
Silenciobob really? How could you tell?
Jerry C I can’t be 100% but I have a sneaky suspicion
@@flatsodaclub if he understood, then he wouldn't be beetle juice!
Wow dude you played yourself.
And I know for a fact that he’s going to eat it and think that that was exactly what he wanted to order
This is by far the funniest beetlejuice video recorded 😂😂
Classic!
Cussing out "Obama" on the Howard Stern show was pretty funny too.
This was 100x funnier than expected. I’m glad he got the food in the end
he’s holding it like a treasure map trying to pinpoint the island he’s looking for😂😂
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
He flips it over like 30 times
🏝
Hahahhahahahqhahjajqhqhahahahahahqh
Yooo I’m dead he said “The Address is here” 😂😂😭
Young Flacko he’s not wrong
They should have been able to trace the address through the phone like some restaurants so I guess Beetlejuice was right.
@@pantherslit6122not wrong at all 😭 God bless his soul
The poor guy is illiterate....... but his heart is gold
@Griffiith yeah I wish I can get a signature from him 😂
@Griffiith there was one time on Howard Stern he was swearing constantly and then they brought in his grandson and he immediately stopped
Edit: went back, said grandson not nephew
Hes a legend
@Griffiith People still love him.
@The Underdog Music HE IS A HUGE LEGEND BEET IS THE MAN YOOO!!!!!!! 💯💯💯
This is too much to watch at 6 in the morning. My wife is asleep and outbursts are a no go, but...😂he just gonna eat whatever comes. What a patient woman.
😂😂😂
He was spreading out that menu like a effin' treasure map 😂🤣
After taking Beet's order the lady hung up, got into her car, and drove off a cliff.
Legend says Beetle waits for his rice and redbull till this day
He did say once on stern all his teachers killed themselves haha
Lol
"Can you repeat the order for me?"
Ridllebox best album.
Whoop whoop
This is better comedy than a lot of SNL comedy sketches. Beet is a natural.
Beet confidentaly replies "Yes, Yes!!!"
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes, Beefy 5-Layer Burrito, Crunchwrap Supreme, baja blast
2:10
“That’s it”
Wait, this video is 14 minutes... hmmmm
Wait...there's more
So funny I thought the same thing
I lost it when she said: can you repeat the order for me 7:09
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
From now on, whenever I am asked to choose between pick-up or delivery, I will scream LIVER IT.
Chinese lady: Can you repeat the order for me? -
*Beetle has left the chat*
Pablo Andres Torres 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They have the best customer service of all time.
Some guy, somewhere getting a whole lot of Chinese food delivered to his house
At 105 Lcter or at 106 Ltcr?
@@TheZigzach 109 12
@@yunus_ssj5319106, 107, AND 109.
"2 chinese rice"
The fact that the customer service stayed on the phone that long listening to his nonsense😂😂😂
"Soup? What kind?"
"Chinese rice!"
"Wonton soup?"
"Yea!"
She p!ssed me off with that lmao
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠☠I'm fking dead
😂💀
I love how he calls it Chinese rice lmao
The longest order of food in history. Lol
Actually... Beet phoned a Chinese restaurant in China. They had to wait 1 week for that food
2 chinese foods please
larry dude anything else sir?
@@arampathkushan2861 another chinese food
JC Denton lmao!
Arampath Kushan yeah and can i get that chinese drink
I am surprised they didn’t understand. Beetle juice speaks perfect Chinese.
This video cured my depression. 😂😂
"gimme five!"
"five?!"
almost shited myself
I noticed that too, she was shocked. 5? 😅😅😅
Lmao
It's 7 dollars.. per order
ORDER FIH
I cant stop laughing
If beet ordered everyone's Chinese food, the world would be a such a better place!
Of course 😄💖
“Speak Chinese she don’t understand “ 😂
Bro im rolling LMAO
Yeah that was abit disrespectful, not from beet but from the dude filming him for encouraging him
@@MultiTYSON007 Are you new here? That’s Sean. That’s what he did. Lol
Much respect for how patient this lady was
I feel bad for them.
Doesn't beetlejuice's profile resemble a dead chicken?
Much more patient than the people at the Chinese restaurants who Gary the Conqueror got connected to that time that Sal was screwing around with Gary.
Who else comes back to this from time to time, everytime its as funny as the first
12:45 " I got a caller ID, too. Lady "
Beet reading the map like he’s Frodo in the Lord of the Rings
Menu*
@@babyowl3524 that's the joke
@@brianindiana9375 Oh. I never seen Lord of the Rings.
@@babyowl3524 Do it if you have time, well worth it
Baby Owl bruh how have you never seen lord of the rings? It’s probably the most prolific, well made, and well known trilogy of all time (excluding Star Wars because it’s such a lower quality trilogy and honestly it’s a joke compared to LOTR). You seriously have to watch the 3 movies at some point
Man Sean and Beet were so funny together, you can really tell they had a great bond. Sean had a wonderful sense of humor and its a shame he left us so young.
How did he die??🤷♀️
@@gabbythetoymaker1400 stroke
Slept In Today beetle juice is alive Sean isn’t
Disturbish Sean is dead dummy
@Belarion A.D. he died of a stroke and had a history of them . It wasn’t because of crack …
10:59 I couldn’t stop laughing beetle is the funniest person to walk this planet 😂
The Chinese lady asking him to repeat the order. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Chinese lady got a shot in.
My heart dropped for him when they asked him to read the order back..haha 😂
2:12
“Are you picking it up or delivery?”
“Uhhhh.....”
Sean: “delivery.”
Beet: “Liver it.” 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Aww .lol
😂😂😂
Beet it
😂😂😂😂
This whole time, I don't think he got rice. lol
literally the first thing he ordered 0:23
Lmao classic
But he said #2 and got shrimp egg rolls instead
Chinese rice*
Tyler Webb 😩😩😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂 he just got all wontons and spring rolls and soup 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Is that a menu or a map? Lmfao.
83rdox you dumb? It’s a joke 😂
@@philipm5794 😂😂😂
@83rdox a map?
@83rdox wrong.
@Smoke1 for the dead homies LOL to funny
12:17 L L T C R 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funniest vid in history! Every time I’ve watched this, I’ve nearly passed out from laughing! 🤣
Lady: Mongolian Beef, right?
Beet: Yea
Lady: One or seven?
Beet: Right
I’ve watched this probably 25 times over the last 2 years and still crack up
This is the 1st time I've ever seen this gold... don't ask how I've never seen it
Wow that’s sad.
Thanks for sharing this!
😅 I feel you brother
make it probably 40 now
I love his confidence that he speaks Chinese 🤣🤣
Even though his tone is off, more like Taipei Mandarin, he's pretty good, could be 6 months.
Rolls right off the tongue like he’s fluent 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣beet you KNOW you don’t speak it
"Can you repeat the order for me" 😂😂😂 of course he can't
I love how Sean lets him order. He knows beetlejuice can do it, if he really tries. I love beets Chinese.
I’m pretty sure Sean was just making fun of him like everyone else, which is fine, but don’t act like Sean and everyone actually cared about this dude
@@joshhall2018 please off yourself you dont know jack shit
He definitely can't order he can't read
@@joshhall2018 Shut the fk up and let us enjoy a pretty special dude that NOBODY FKING TOOK ADVANTAGE OF....nobody's making fun of him..he's naturally hilarious
@@robertlee4809 I hope you have a retarded son and everyone laughs at him on the internet
Omfg these people on the phone need an award for patience and because they were truly trying to help beet out with his order. Beet is serious as phuck
What I was thinking, their level of patience is almost surreal. Even if the dude ends up giving you a valid address, would you take the chance and deliver there?
He just mumbled and whatever the lady said he just agreed with lmaoo
You can really tell Beetlejuice is a legit and pure hearted man. 🎉
Beet has no idea he pulled off the best prank call😂
What’s the address?? “Jersey City” 🤣
"Where you live?"
105 and 106 LLCTR
the only thing he can spell is his name, or roughly his name. its hilarious.
@@404killer L S T E R
@Pending Poltergeist or you?
@Pending Poltergeist Idk, I dont find much funny tbh
@@404killer It's like that's the only thing he learned how to spell, and so he automatically thinks that's how everything is spelled. It is hilarious.
"You want what kind soup?"
"Yeah"
😂😂🤣😂
Wonton soup *
good lord how did this misquote get so many thumbs up..
She said "you want wonton soup?"
Beet is so sweet. Orders two of everything so Sean can have some too. Lookin out for his bro
Netflix needs to pick up this man’s videos and pay him! I now have a 12 pack of abs from laughing so hard.
💯 facts lol
Facts!
Beet never gets old.
LONG LIVE BEETLEJUICE
He’s Not Dead Tf
@@ACGBlanco no shit
“Forget about it... I have a caller I.D.”
“I have a caller I.D. too lady!”
Best comeback ever
She be like "oh shit!" and hangs up quick
Boom. Roasted.
💀
He called the place hahaha like he doesn't know who they are and needs caller ID too
Best 14 minutes I've ever wasted! 😂
@Joe H yeah that's true but drop the "my son" shit
👌
BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH It wasn’t a waste
wasting time is easy now.
14 minutes invested
This dude called the Chinese Restaurant asking for Chinese rice😂
😂😂
I couldn't stop laughing watching this whole clip. 😂
Man, you couldn't write this type of comedy, it's pure gold! 😅😅😅
This is the funneist shit in the world lol
Killa Skrilla I cant tell if beetle is searious or actually acting
@@andreescobar1871 he's serious. People are super mean to him, but he doesn't care so it's okay
“The address is here” lmao
Normal people search what they want to eat before they call. Beetle search for the food while he call 😂😂
107 Honey, this is just pure gold. Love Beets, hope he doing well.
Lady: "Anything else?"
Beet: "That's it." (Spoken as if he had only ordered fried rice and a Sprite)
RIP Sean. Fans remember you
He did not die, he is alive. That's fake news
Sean Paul died?
jekkiee kuuunn nah he definitely did Sean was beets manager
EthIN lol who
@@jekkieekuuunn5149 he died in prison years ago, unfortunately
Ordered two chinese rice and chinese food 105 and 107, got 2 shrimp egg rolls, wonton soup, 2 steamed vegetables, 2 roast pork, and 5 orders of Mongolian beef.
He really stood there ordering food for more than 10 mins and I watched every bit
🤣so did i🤣
Half of it was him just trying to give them his address
Sean " Speak 🗣 Chinese "
Beet " DooowaaazooozezAl"
One of the funniest beetlejuice vids you’ll come across
8:25
Chinese lady: hmm?
Beet: huuh
HAHAHAHAHA
Lmaoo
My absolute favorite part