TIFU by Accidentally Kidnapping a Child

Based on r/tifu, featuring:
TIFU by accidentally kidnapping a child
TIFU by using soy sauce
TIFU by Waterboarding Myself at the Gym

[@lancerevell5979]

Story one..... OP screwed up by not verifying with Max's mom. This could go so very wrong.... 😮
Fly story..... Hey, OP got some extra protein! 😅