Niran, here’s a bid you can’t refuse: 3 sheared Bruneian goats, a tin of digestive biscuits with approximately 4 and a half biscuits left, Zidane’s left shoelace from the 2006 World Cup (post-headbutt), the box’s dirty laundry from his hut in the Bruneian rainforest, a meal platter from Nandos, two of Messi’s balón d’ors, a whole rice field from Japan, Pep Guardiola’s barber, the footballing ability of Andreas Pereira, Neymar's family therapist, and the entire country of Vietnam
For the Box, I am willing to bid: One of my Nan’s Christmas dinners A copy of the Neymar family tree My IPod touch containing flappy bird A block of mild cheddar And all the hopes of Leeds United making it to the premier league Please it’s all I have
my bid is half a kit kat found outside of a bin, a bin mans the boxes yearly salary in potatoes some random old boots with green powder in and the boxes long lost twin a cardboard box which had my boxes fan only kit in
Alright Niran mate, I bid a glass of spoiled milk that was cooked by Gordon Ramsey, a pair of Gandhi’s slippers, 2.5 liters of diet water, and a wooden statue of the Box praised by a group of Bruneian taxi therapists
A'ight listen I bid: Arsenal's gold premier league trophy A chunk of land from the box's farm A sat-nav for the box And finally... A scientific calculator
“Not going to lie, the only reason I am one of the finest tacklers to grace this game, is because I studied long and hard as a kid watching the box masterfully tackle the best forwards in world football (mostly Bruneian goats)” -Dejan Lovren
Here’s your bid: The apology letter that the BoxV5 wrote to his probation officer after running over his cat with his new car, the shampoo Pep Guardiola uses and all of the children in the boxV4s basement that haven’t seen day in over 3 decades. Take it. Or the boxV5 will be the next Liverpool manager.
I want to bid Niran's consistency of posting Box videos, his agent he sent out to spy on Neymar to c what he's doing with his family, a box of box juice called DRINK, A drip of water off a football field in a desert in Jamaica, and Ill just add a decent 1972 car with a V1 Engine which lost a race to a slug but it should do the job
My bid is the following: a half-eaten piece of toast from the year 1743, a degree from Brunei's second best university in the subject of sheep farming, the rights to use the copyrighted music performed by the Box's brother (the crate) in any 4 of your future videos and, in case that wasn't enough to sway you, I'll throw in a picture of the box v5's hands without his gloves on
my bid is half a kit kat found outside of a bin, a bin mans the boxes yearly salary in potatoes some random old boots with green powder in and the boxes long lost twin a cardboard box which had my boxes fan only kit in
I bid... a council flat in Swansea, Nicolas Otamendi’s defending ability, a 7/16 eaten Lion bar, Harvey Elliots trim, Eric Haaland’s charisma in interviews, Bury FC’s transfer budget, some popcorn I found down the side of my sofa and finally, John Barnes rap from the incredible track World in Motion.
I bid half a can of expired sprite, Dejan Lovren's 10 brain cells, A Totssf Romelu Lukaku's 81 aggression as donation to the BoxV5 and 3 cheetos from KSI's head.
i bid half of the first shears used by alan shearer that were used to cut the box v5s arm hair i bid the box v5s first school drink (a mix of carling and ribena) and a distrack on the box from adam jhonson called real nonces and the boxes only fans account
I am bidding: A used jock strap from the box v1, one strand of hair from a tibetan goat, a cup of sweat of the forehead of a Bruneian farmer and a compilation of the biggest foreheads in PL history
I bid: Jesse Lingards goals in the last 18 months, wroetoshaws clickbait ability, a handful of baldski memes and aldis finest brown bread...7 month out of date, because the bid was to generous
My bid for the box: Phil Jones left-foot, Dejan Lovren's Watford contract, Jake Paul's Insta account, Haaland's microchip, The referee who booked Neymar, A protactor for Neymar and the oppurtunity to fight KSI
I bid a half-eaten pastie, a Andreas Perriria skill completion, a Bruinein farmers pitchfork, sadio mane’s hair line, the box’s long lost brother and the *New* documentary called: The man, the myth, the legend: Story of how Box came to be.
I offer our best deal: Jlingz dance tutoring Pereira's guide to how to see a pass Jones's pink boots And quite possibly the biggest part of this deal, fellanis left ball
And btw I'm very behind in the episodes as I am with every career mode series when they come out but did bucks tell all the players to make youtube accounts
Niran I bid to you, a slice of lasagna from Wembley Stadium, a vaccine for the box's terrible footballing ability, a Chris Jericho slam card signed by abu hamza, and if all of this doesn't tempt you, i will throw in a tin can fresh from the Hudson River in New York.
I bid the boxes mother, a half eaten packet of mini Oreos, a broken Nintendo switch lite, footage of the box in a training session, the Brunei national team and the entire country of Ethiopia
I'm bidding; A chewed packet of runner beans from southern France, a spare chromosome from a mongolian yak herder, a pencil sharpener abandoned in a primary school in South Wales and a Brendan Rodgers’ side which has great character
my bid is half a kit kat found outside of a bin, a bin mans the boxes yearly salary in potatoes some random old boots with green powder in and the boxes long lost twin a cardboard box which had my boxes fan only kit in
Alright Niran, here’s my bid: A supplementary amount of my neighbour’s perfectly cut grass, Beetlejuice’s elementary school teacher, KSI’s 1 month old unwashed bandana, A piece of glass that had been touched by Lana Rhoades, A deformed cow from Minecraft, Roddy Ricch’s ‘The Box’ song in a CD (a box for a box, you might say), A monkey which probably has rabies from the rainforest of Brunei, and Fortnite Ninja in the smallest bin you can find in the whole of the South China Sea
I bid Harry Kane’s goal vs Stoke in the 2017-2018 season, the amount of goals Erling Haaland has scored against Bayern Munich, Sadio Mane’s beautiful trim, and finally, a guide on social distancing, as the box has joined the multiple footballers that don’t know what the words ‘stay at home’ means.
I bid: A penalty area sized slice of lasagna from Wembley stadium A large rock from the cave he was brought up in Dele being sassy for 4 minutes straight video 3 or 4 nits from Mr Box V5's hair, not sure how many, depends how generous he is. Please consider this offer I think it is a great deal.
my bid is half a kit kat found outside of a bin, a bin mans the boxes yearly salary in potatoes some random old boots with green powder in and the boxes long lost twin a cardboard box which had my boxes fan only kit in
I bid: Gervinho’s forehead, Harry Kane’s trophy cabinet, Harry Kane’s ability on corners Aubameyang’s trim A prawn cocktail crisp packet eaten by Alan Pardew Adrian’s passes Kepa’s management skills And most importantly.... You would win 1 hour of Greg Paul doing kareoke
I bid a half eaten snickers bar, The footballing ability of Jesse Lingard,I strawberry lace, A single strand of hair from Nirans Dusty trim, An Eyebrow, Lukaku's first touch, Zidane's Barber,Out of date Milk, 4 Bruneian goats and every single FTW video that includes Neymar.
I bid Scott McTominay’s growth hormones, a half eaten air conditioner, The Box’ walkman that he dropped in a drain in Northampton, and Fabinho’s phlegm
I bid Wolfe3y’s glasses, roberto firmino’s toothpaste, erling haaland’s latest cpu, and one dip of hummus grown straight from nicaraguan soil in central america.
My bid: A half eaten block of Bruneien goats cheese, Phil Jones year book photo, Pep Guardiola's barber, the Bury head coach role, a clown role at a 7 year olds kids party (because he is there for fun) and his Thomas Cook flight fare back from Australia.
I'll give you: the long lost hair that belongs to the foreheads of sadio mane and n'golo kante, a pack of peppa pig branded tissues and the casket of Karl Marx himself (and 7kg of ket so you can forget the hellspawn existance of The Box v5)
This is a perfect bid! Juergen Klopp’s spare glasses, a pint of Harry Kane’s saliva presented in the Audi Cup, a compilation of lockdown trims, and a a cardboard cutout fan from Borussia Mönchengladbach, and a bonus ‘mannequin’ from South Korea
I bid a lock of the Brunei president’s hair, a cow called Betsy, a happy meal toy from McDonald’s that looks like the box and a bus ticket which takes you to the bus stop outside the house of the box.
I bid a molecule of Aubamayang’s forehead that has been marinating in a bottle of Malaysian vodka for 4 hours, a tree that grew out of the earth upside down that will inevitably become the Box V5’s retirement home, a half eaten Coke can, and the only copy ever produced of the best seller, “Boxing it in: A how to guide for those wanting hair like the Box’s.”
*Marlon Brando's voice* I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse I bid: Wayne Hennessey's historical knowledge, a vhs tape found while filming the latest Love Island season, with the video "Improve your dribbling ability - short course by Andreas Pereira", Sadio Mané's Hairline, Mr. Bean's beans in a big bin, two and a half Phil Joneses and if thats not enough, I'll also slap a £2 meal deal from Tesco, Neymar's family tree and our main man's ancestor and Also a Roman emperor - Arca V5
Niran, you cant refuse an offer like this: A Tuk tuk with a missing rear axel A rod of galvanized steel The bountys left at the bottom of the celebrations tin And a crushed packed of skips
I bid Dagenham and Redbridge's reserve goalkeeper, Lewandowski's TikTok dances, Aubameyang's hairline, 1/64 of a grain of sand off the coast of Blackpool, the entire Gulag itself and the next slide off a PowerPoint presentation.
For the box I offer as a bid: 3 door hinges with gum on them (that you have to scrape of yourself) a picture of a romanian family, gary nevilles coaching skills, a vase that contains unknown liquids (this would be like a mystery container) and lastly a moose, just a moose.
I bid Zlatan Ibrahimovic's loyalty, a Tesco meal deal for 2 from Dagenham, the toothbrush Ashley Young used after a home game against Swansea in 2014, the nose of the guy who could smell what the rock was cooking, and an assistant under 12's fitness coach job at the bruniean national team
For the box i'd give harry Kane's speech therapist, my mums sondico shinpads, a sponsorship deal Corona beer company, tesco £3 meal deal (without the sandwich) the holy water used to nourish aubemayang's hairline, a pair of phil jones baggy tights, an unclaimed world cup trophy from the year 1874 BC and an imperpendicular baboon.
Here is my bid for #BoxV5; 1. An obsessive gambler’s losses in Las Vegas, 2. The match ball of the Mongolian Cup Final, 3. A T.V. series called “the Neymar Family” and 4. All of the racism complaints filed by players to FA’s of all of Europe’s major leagues (especially Italy and Russia).
A McDonald’s ice cream machine, West Brom’s twitter admin, a blade of dead grass from the Box’s childhood home’s garden, a pet spirit creature from the box’s enchanted forest of a haircut and access to an archive of deleted Robert Lewandowski TikToks stored in the pentagon
I bid some Bruneian sheep testicles, the Box’s half eaten Pizza Rolls, a shirt belonging to Lord Bendtner in all his glory, a jar of sweat that was stored from The Bruneian Football league players, and some of Niran”s subscribers
Here’s a bid for you Niran. Dejan Lovren’s performance against Watford, the footballing ability of the box and Phil Jones in Defence, the bird egg in Niran’s quarantine hair and finally the blindness I got from looking at Aubameyang’s trim.
I bid -Niran's trim -Niran's monthly ad revenue -Niran's box hat -The missing episodes from the Newcastle series -21 fingers from a Flying Nirangatag -The whole country of Brunei
I bid an empty carton of milk, a ticket to a ligue 1 later this month, Andreas Pereira's hat trick ball and a DVD compilation of him and Jesse Lingard dancing
here’s what i’m offering for the legend himself: -a ‘welcome to man united kai havertz. skills compilation’ video -rebecca vardys rare toe nail collection -bruneian wednesday league game clip for the box to watch -a screenshot on ancestry that proves neymar and his sister are actually 3rd cousins
I bid: The box’s stamina, Access the the a piece of straw from the box!s first ever bed in Brunei A broken VR headset A tour of Faiq Bolkiah’s oven, And page 15 from the box’s unreleased book, How to Train a Box
I bid John Stones’ defensive ability, a cardigan worn by Pep Guardiola against Liverpool which he stole from his nan, Ashley Cole’s loyalty to Arsenal, and the boxes half eaten Liverpool slippers
my bid. Half of Mo Salah's second ever phone,3 blades of grass from maccelsfield town's training pitch,half a tropical smoothie from liechtinstein,A montenegrin slice of ham and pineapple pizza and finally one hair out of David Luiz's head
I bid some circa 2006 leftover lasagne from Spurs’ kitchen, a strand of KSI’s red hair, a white Judo belt from Djibouti and a square I drew in Primary School in 2002.
Right here is a bid that cannot be rejected - Aubameyang's hairline - A used face mask -50% ownership of a failing company 500 thousand dollars in debt -My grandads ashes - a used flu vaccine from 6 years ago -a new job for an MLM -and a Brunein quadruple amputee baby
Ok, here’s the bid guys I will bid 27.5 moist Cheerios, Roberto Firmino’s dentist, 13 months of Man City’s 2 year champions league ban, the time difference to Australia that means this comment is about 8 hours later than all the other bids, and finally a copy of The Box V4’s single with his band “The Box street Boys” called “I’ve got 99 problems because my Overall is 1” which reached number 32 in the Bruneian top 20 charts.
For The Box, I bid a deck of cards consisting of only 2 cards, a lock of Batman's hair, an expired carton of milk, a 50 yr old hockey stick, a chicken nugget, and 20 empty bottles of expired Gatorade
For the boxV5 i bid : 88 pieces of grass from Swansea, the family of six in David luiz’s hair, a six pack of corona beer and 500 boxes of energy drinks so the box can go on a run to lose the weight he absorbed by hitting the concrete in game one and so he can increase his stamina to more than a tranquillised couch
I bid Aubameyang's hairline. A participation trophy that i won in a cow milking tournament when I was 7. And last but not least my 100 tips guide book on how to create ceramic pots. I can only assume that's enough
I bid a set of six McNuggets from 2002, a frying pan without a handle, leftovers from Eden Hazard’s last meal, two left footed pink nike tiempos, 12 used toothpicks and a shaken Coca Cola, zero of course.
: “growing up I used to always watch box I even skipped school he was a true true legend especially with Phil Jones “ -lingardinho the 13 time ballon d dor winner
Niran undoubtedly this is the best bid you're going to get for the box: A quarter empty tin of beans, a partially worn extension cable, the satnav box v5 used to get to Australia and $1 in GTA currency
Niran, listen, I'm bidding an atom of a s**thousery award, 5 litres of hydrated water, a tire from a rubbish dump in Barnet that was left there in 1987 and every ballon d'or the box will win.
This is the best I'll do: A double-sided chocolate cookie the Box was given as a birthday present when he turned 3 A Bruneian travel guide with a map to the Box's hut The box's family tree A whale migrating west for the brutal winter A laminated backyard
Heres a bid you can easily refuse: •X1 Neymar genetics •X18 Peices of straw from the Box's hut •X2 Swans from Swansea •X1 dusty trim, courtesy of Niran Yesufu
For the box I will bid: - A lamb chop from the very sheep the box "took care of" - A half eaten bounty - Aubameyang's hairline - An undercooked bat and a strand of Niran's hair from the last time he got a trim
My bid is: A DVD of a documentary based on Neymar's rolling injury from the world cup, 2 hair lines from David Luiz and Guendouzi placed in separate plastic cases, the missing nose piece of the fallen Ibrahimović statue, the Box V5's game ticket to a Piemonte Calcio match, and a picture of the Box V5's ancestor from 1671 autographed by Alex Hunter
I bid a broken mirror that is not broken, Lovren’s twitter account, a pirated movie from Poundland, Boris Johnson’s hair gel and pizza with pineapple on it
I bid an empty chicken sandwich package from a Tesco meal deal, a screw from alfreton’s stadium, a lock of Andy Carroll’s pony tail and Harry Redknapps obsession for all things Niko Kranjcar
Here’s an offer that Niran can’t reject. I offer you Phils toenail from your local corner shop and a piece of hair from nirans ‘amazing’ trim and also a signed toilet by fred
For the one and only box (even tho there are 5 version), I Shall bid: -The Trims of pep guardiola during the 36782th week on the lockdown -The tissue with neymar's tear when his mom is back with the toyboy -VIP Pass into the gulag -dagenham & redbridge trial chance -and finally, the grass that slipped up Stevie G on 2014 (just in case, you know.... you want to beat it up)
I bid a goal from Newcastle, a strand of Fellaini's hair, a can of tuna which is believed to contain the meat of the Box's pet fish, footage of the Box stealing hairclips from Asda, and a Tesco's meal deal from 1996.
My bid: An Oyster card with a few quid on it A packet of smokey bacon crisps Half a sausage from the stall outside the stadium A £3 Tesco meal deal A season ticket for Scunthorpe united And to top it off a thogdad meet and greet I feel as though you can’t resist (especially the last one)
I bid you: 1/16 of a piece of a heinz beans tin can, not 1, not 2, but 3 discs of poorly animated shows from 1983, a slice of cheese that expired 3 months ago, Jurgen Klopp's glasses AND hat and finally a book from the year 1969 talking about how 2020 would be the best year in humanity's existence. How's that for a bid?
For the box, I bid 1. Luis Suarez's half broken tooth 2. A match ball from the Bruneian 13th division 3. Callum Hudson Odoi's contact list And 4. Jack Grealish's half broken car after drunk driving
Right Niran here's my bid: A set of instructions on how to perform Bruneian juju, the key to the BOX V5's basement, a cd of some random Bruenian farmer's 20 minute home workout featuring the BOX V2 and finally the ball which Mahrez kicked from the penalty spot. Take it or leave it.
I'll bid a Lego minifigure, A Harry Potter game that claims to be from 2020 but has the graphics of a game from 1920, A miniature tyre that has a clock on it, A place at a Bruniean history lecture, some chop sticks with strawberry juice on them and a golf bag that my dog urinated on
I bid 3 cows,4 goats,and 7 baby mice,a lock of pep guardiola's hair,2% of jesse lingard's skills,5 half eaten kitkat bars,2 rice fields in brunei,and finally 3 houses in luxembourg,hope i get this future messi.
I bid the luscious hair of Zidane, the trim of Aubameyang, the victims of BoxV5, the training routine of Ndombele, the playing time of Paul Pogba and the tiktoks of Lewandonki
I bid the box's trophy cabinet, Steven Gerrard's boot laces from 2014 (post-slip), a herd of bruniean cows, the city Wuhan from China, a half full botttle of vodka, Andreas Pereira's football coach and a 40 year old can of tinned tomatoes
I bid, 7 strands of Emile Heskey’s hair, a 2 piece chicken nugget from McDonald’s Swansea, Aubameyang’s hairline, a half eaten Dino nugget from 2009, the box V5’s inhaler , Kevin Lasagnas secret lasagna recipe, and finally a pet bee (muzzle included just in case)
I bid: Ronaldinho’s fake ID Jordan Henderson’s captains armband The Edit Player feature on career mode A goal net The pair of gloves Karius used in the Champions League final The first tooth Box V5 lost And a list of the Liverpool matches that cost them the league last season
9:22 surely the box knows what a bicycle is, from all his years of experience near his local kindergarten he must definitely have seen a bicycle somewhere
The Legend of the Box V3 on Switch(rpg) Zidane's shirt after the 2006 World Cup finals Gareth Bale's golf skills 12 cases of 10 different chocolate bars And the Fifa 14 soundtrack
My bid is 100% ownership of ashington afc Arsene wenger’s pubes Titus bramble’s defensive skills A portion of goat and lingard soup And finally Emile heskey’s index finger
Niran, here’s a bid you can’t refuse:
3 sheared Bruneian goats, a tin of digestive biscuits with approximately 4 and a half biscuits left, Zidane’s left shoelace from the 2006 World Cup (post-headbutt), the box’s dirty laundry from his hut in the Bruneian rainforest, a meal platter from Nandos, two of Messi’s balón d’ors, a whole rice field from Japan, Pep Guardiola’s barber, the footballing ability of Andreas Pereira, Neymar's family therapist, and the entire country of Vietnam
Wtaf
Yes
Have my planck length of a donut from Azerbaijan with Milan Baguette topping and ice filling from Cape town
Delivered in a pakistani Gong
Not specific enough buddy. Try again
For the Box, I am willing to bid:
One of my Nan’s Christmas dinners
A copy of the Neymar family tree
My IPod touch containing flappy bird
A block of mild cheddar
And all the hopes of Leeds United making it to the premier league
Please it’s all I have
lmao
my bid is half a kit kat found outside of a bin,
a bin mans the boxes yearly salary in potatoes
some random old boots with green powder in
and the boxes long lost twin a cardboard box which had my boxes fan only kit in
Alright Niran mate, I bid a glass of spoiled milk that was cooked by Gordon Ramsey, a pair of Gandhi’s slippers, 2.5 liters of diet water, and a wooden statue of the Box praised by a group of Bruneian taxi therapists
Nice touch with the Ramsey instead of Ramsay
How can you cook milk?
Jeremy it’s a joke
Are you my Grandad?
Hahahhahahhahaha wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣
A'ight listen
I bid: Arsenal's gold premier league trophy
A chunk of land from the box's farm
A sat-nav for the box
And finally...
A scientific calculator
“Not going to lie, the only reason I am one of the finest tacklers to grace this game, is because I studied long and hard as a kid watching the box masterfully tackle the best forwards in world football (mostly Bruneian goats)” -Dejan Lovren
Here’s your bid: The apology letter that the BoxV5 wrote to his probation officer after running over his cat with his new car, the shampoo Pep Guardiola uses and all of the children in the boxV4s basement that haven’t seen day in over 3 decades. Take it. Or the boxV5 will be the next Liverpool manager.
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I want to bid Niran's consistency of posting Box videos, his agent he sent out to spy on Neymar to c what he's doing with his family, a box of box juice called DRINK, A drip of water off a football field in a desert in Jamaica, and Ill just add a decent 1972 car with a V1 Engine which lost a race to a slug but it should do the job
I mean yeah
I’d take it
Are you my Grandad?
My bid is the following: a half-eaten piece of toast from the year 1743, a degree from Brunei's second best university in the subject of sheep farming, the rights to use the copyrighted music performed by the Box's brother (the crate) in any 4 of your future videos and, in case that wasn't enough to sway you, I'll throw in a picture of the box v5's hands without his gloves on
Pre marital hand looking are you sure?
@@brodieboy_2067 it's a bit out there for my liking too but to get attention sometimes you need to be controversial
my bid is half a kit kat found outside of a bin,
a bin mans the boxes yearly salary in potatoes
some random old boots with green powder in
and the boxes long lost twin a cardboard box which had my boxes fan only kit in
CONSPIRACY THEORY: The Box is the guy who ate the bat and caused the coronavirus.
Why are you so wise 😂
Nope he is from brunei not from China
Or maybe you are The Box?😏
@@abhinavgoswami9574 the box is international
Wouldn’t doubt it
I bid... a council flat in Swansea, Nicolas Otamendi’s defending ability, a 7/16 eaten Lion bar, Harvey Elliots trim, Eric Haaland’s charisma in interviews, Bury FC’s transfer budget, some popcorn I found down the side of my sofa and finally, John Barnes rap from the incredible track World in Motion.
I didn’t even look at the video title but immediately clicked on it. Now I saw the title and I’m super hyped
Same I just click without looking
Are you my Grandad?
I bid half a can of expired sprite, Dejan Lovren's 10 brain cells, A Totssf Romelu Lukaku's 81 aggression as donation to the BoxV5 and 3 cheetos from KSI's head.
i bid half of the first shears used by alan shearer that were used to cut the box v5s arm hair
i bid the box v5s first school drink (a mix of carling and ribena)
and a distrack on the box from adam jhonson called real nonces
and the boxes only fans account
Wait the box is educated
@@peacefulhotdog871 no he was he went to school to pick out the kids
Are you my Grandad?
I am bidding: A used jock strap from the box v1, one strand of hair from a tibetan goat, a cup of sweat of the forehead of a Bruneian farmer and a compilation of the biggest foreheads in PL history
WOOO WHO CANT WAIT FOR THIS TO PREMIERE
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I bid:
Jesse Lingards goals in the last 18 months, wroetoshaws clickbait ability, a handful of baldski memes and aldis finest brown bread...7 month out of date, because the bid was to generous
Wow I can tell your a sidemen fan
And if you are finish this line: creature was shit
My bid for the box:
Phil Jones left-foot,
Dejan Lovren's Watford contract,
Jake Paul's Insta account,
Haaland's microchip,
The referee who booked Neymar,
A protactor for Neymar
and the oppurtunity to fight KSI
Comedy Gold 🤣
@@youserf Thanks, i really appreciate it
lmaoo this is gold
I bid a half-eaten pastie, a Andreas Perriria skill completion, a Bruinein farmers pitchfork, sadio mane’s hair line, the box’s long lost brother and the *New* documentary called: The man, the myth, the legend: Story of how Box came to be.
I offer our best deal:
Jlingz dance tutoring
Pereira's guide to how to see a pass
Jones's pink boots
And quite possibly the biggest part of this deal, fellanis left ball
Perfect, now I can inject a needle into Fellaini's left ball and take all the glue if u know what i mean and then create more Legendary Fellaini's
@@marktravers4226 go back to training and tell hunter to score more
@@IsratJahan-th3fo lol is that a masters fc reference
And btw I'm very behind in the episodes as I am with every career mode series when they come out but did bucks tell all the players to make youtube accounts
Niran
I bid to you, a slice of lasagna from Wembley Stadium, a vaccine for the box's terrible footballing ability, a Chris Jericho slam card signed by abu hamza, and if all of this doesn't tempt you, i will throw in a tin can fresh from the Hudson River in New York.
I Bid before the Video has started
Bid-A cup of mayonnaise,1 Pound,The training routine of Lukaku for his first touch and a punctured football.
I bid the boxes mother, a half eaten packet of mini Oreos, a broken Nintendo switch lite, footage of the box in a training session, the Brunei national team and the entire country of Ethiopia
I'm bidding;
A chewed packet of runner beans from southern France, a spare chromosome from a mongolian yak herder, a pencil sharpener abandoned in a primary school in South Wales and a Brendan Rodgers’ side which has great character
my bid is half a kit kat found outside of a bin,
a bin mans the boxes yearly salary in potatoes
some random old boots with green powder in
and the boxes long lost twin a cardboard box which had my boxes fan only kit in
Alright Niran, here’s my bid:
A supplementary amount of my neighbour’s perfectly cut grass,
Beetlejuice’s elementary school teacher,
KSI’s 1 month old unwashed bandana,
A piece of glass that had been touched by Lana Rhoades,
A deformed cow from Minecraft,
Roddy Ricch’s ‘The Box’ song in a CD (a box for a box, you might say),
A monkey which probably has rabies from the rainforest of Brunei,
and Fortnite Ninja in the smallest bin you can find in the whole of the South China Sea
I bid Kevin Lasagna’s left toe, Scott McTominay’s captaincy for Burnley, Neymar’s sister, and a single strand of the BOX v3’s hair
I bid Harry Kane’s goal vs Stoke in the 2017-2018 season, the amount of goals Erling Haaland has scored against Bayern Munich, Sadio Mane’s beautiful trim, and finally, a guide on social distancing, as the box has joined the multiple footballers that don’t know what the words ‘stay at home’ means.
I bid:
A penalty area sized slice of lasagna from Wembley stadium
A large rock from the cave he was brought up in
Dele being sassy for 4 minutes straight video
3 or 4 nits from Mr Box V5's hair, not sure how many, depends how generous he is.
Please consider this offer I think it is a great deal.
my bid is half a kit kat found outside of a bin,
a bin mans the boxes yearly salary in potatoes
some random old boots with green powder in
and the boxes long lost twin a cardboard box which had my boxes fan only kit in
I bid:
Gervinho’s forehead,
Harry Kane’s trophy cabinet,
Harry Kane’s ability on corners
Aubameyang’s trim
A prawn cocktail crisp packet eaten by Alan Pardew
Adrian’s passes
Kepa’s management skills
And most importantly....
You would win 1 hour of Greg Paul doing kareoke
11:18
Meanwhile Manchester United: *I’m going to pretend I didn’t see that*
I bid a half eaten snickers bar, The footballing ability of Jesse Lingard,I strawberry lace, A single strand of hair from Nirans Dusty trim, An Eyebrow, Lukaku's first touch, Zidane's Barber,Out of date Milk, 4 Bruneian goats and every single FTW video that includes Neymar.
The G.O.AT returns.
Funny
I bid Scott McTominay’s growth hormones, a half eaten air conditioner, The Box’ walkman that he dropped in a drain in Northampton, and Fabinho’s phlegm
I bid Wolfe3y’s glasses, roberto firmino’s toothpaste, erling haaland’s latest cpu, and one dip of hummus grown straight from nicaraguan soil in central america.
My bid:
A half eaten block of Bruneien goats cheese, Phil Jones year book photo, Pep Guardiola's barber, the Bury head coach role, a clown role at a 7 year olds kids party (because he is there for fun) and his Thomas Cook flight fare back from Australia.
I'll give you: the long lost hair that belongs to the foreheads of sadio mane and n'golo kante, a pack of peppa pig branded tissues and the casket of Karl Marx himself (and 7kg of ket so you can forget the hellspawn existance of The Box v5)
i would take it if it was aubameyangs hair
This is a perfect bid!
Juergen Klopp’s spare glasses, a pint of Harry Kane’s saliva presented in the Audi Cup, a compilation of lockdown trims, and a a cardboard cutout fan from Borussia Mönchengladbach, and a bonus ‘mannequin’ from South Korea
I bid a lock of the Brunei president’s hair, a cow called Betsy, a happy meal toy from McDonald’s that looks like the box and a bus ticket which takes you to the bus stop outside the house of the box.
I bid a molecule of Aubamayang’s forehead that has been marinating in a bottle of Malaysian vodka for 4 hours, a tree that grew out of the earth upside down that will inevitably become the Box V5’s retirement home, a half eaten Coke can, and the only copy ever produced of the best seller, “Boxing it in: A how to guide for those wanting hair like the Box’s.”
I bid
A Shred of grass from longford town fc
A gold edition version of redcard 2003
And a copy of neymars family tree
*Marlon Brando's voice*
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse
I bid: Wayne Hennessey's historical knowledge, a vhs tape found while filming the latest Love Island season, with the video "Improve your dribbling ability - short course by Andreas Pereira", Sadio Mané's Hairline, Mr. Bean's beans in a big bin, two and a half Phil Joneses and if thats not enough, I'll also slap a £2 meal deal from Tesco, Neymar's family tree and our main man's ancestor and Also a Roman emperor - Arca V5
4:49 -felipe melo on his kitchen floor twonking a bog roll into an early retirement
Niran, you cant refuse an offer like this:
A Tuk tuk with a missing rear axel
A rod of galvanized steel
The bountys left at the bottom of the celebrations tin
And a crushed packed of skips
I bid Dagenham and Redbridge's reserve goalkeeper, Lewandowski's TikTok dances, Aubameyang's hairline, 1/64 of a grain of sand off the coast of Blackpool, the entire Gulag itself and the next slide off a PowerPoint presentation.
For the box I offer as a bid: 3 door hinges with gum on them (that you have to scrape of yourself) a picture of a romanian family, gary nevilles coaching skills, a vase that contains unknown liquids (this would be like a mystery container) and lastly a moose, just a moose.
I bid Zlatan Ibrahimovic's loyalty, a Tesco meal deal for 2 from Dagenham, the toothbrush Ashley Young used after a home game against Swansea in 2014, the nose of the guy who could smell what the rock was cooking, and an assistant under 12's fitness coach job at the bruniean national team
For the box i'd give harry Kane's speech therapist, my mums sondico shinpads, a sponsorship deal Corona beer company, tesco £3 meal deal (without the sandwich) the holy water used to nourish aubemayang's hairline, a pair of phil jones baggy tights, an unclaimed world cup trophy from the year 1874 BC and an imperpendicular baboon.
Here is my bid for #BoxV5;
1. An obsessive gambler’s losses in Las Vegas,
2. The match ball of the Mongolian Cup Final,
3. A T.V. series called “the Neymar Family” and
4. All of the racism complaints filed by players to FA’s of all of Europe’s major leagues (especially Italy and Russia).
A McDonald’s ice cream machine, West Brom’s twitter admin, a blade of dead grass from the Box’s childhood home’s garden, a pet spirit creature from the box’s enchanted forest of a haircut and access to an archive of deleted Robert Lewandowski TikToks stored in the pentagon
I bid Neymar’s social media skills, Paul Pogba’s barber and The Box V5’s Geography skills
I bid some Bruneian sheep testicles, the Box’s half eaten Pizza Rolls, a shirt belonging to Lord Bendtner in all his glory, a jar of sweat that was stored from The Bruneian Football league players, and some of Niran”s subscribers
Here’s a bid for you Niran. Dejan Lovren’s performance against Watford, the footballing ability of the box and Phil Jones in Defence, the bird egg in Niran’s quarantine hair and finally the blindness I got from looking at Aubameyang’s trim.
I bid
-Niran's trim
-Niran's monthly ad revenue
-Niran's box hat
-The missing episodes from the Newcastle series
-21 fingers from a Flying Nirangatag
-The whole country of Brunei
I bid an empty carton of milk, a ticket to a ligue 1 later this month, Andreas Pereira's hat trick ball and a DVD compilation of him and Jesse Lingard dancing
here’s what i’m offering for the legend himself:
-a ‘welcome to man united kai havertz. skills compilation’ video
-rebecca vardys rare toe nail collection
-bruneian wednesday league game clip for the box to watch
-a screenshot on ancestry that proves neymar and his sister are actually 3rd cousins
I bid:
The box’s stamina,
Access the the a piece of straw from the box!s first ever bed in Brunei
A broken VR headset
A tour of Faiq Bolkiah’s oven,
And page 15 from the box’s unreleased book, How to Train a Box
I bid John Stones’ defensive ability, a cardigan worn by Pep Guardiola against Liverpool which he stole from his nan, Ashley Cole’s loyalty to Arsenal, and the boxes half eaten Liverpool slippers
my bid.
Half of Mo Salah's second ever phone,3 blades of grass from maccelsfield town's training pitch,half a tropical smoothie from liechtinstein,A montenegrin slice of ham and pineapple pizza and finally one hair out of David Luiz's head
“The box was a hero of mine, true legend of the game”
-Alan Shearer, all time Premier League goalscorer
I bid some circa 2006 leftover lasagne from Spurs’ kitchen, a strand of KSI’s red hair, a white Judo belt from Djibouti and a square I drew in Primary School in 2002.
Master Yesufu, im getting bored of waiting for these videos
Right here is a bid that cannot be rejected
- Aubameyang's hairline
- A used face mask
-50% ownership of a failing company 500 thousand dollars in debt
-My grandads ashes
- a used flu vaccine from 6 years ago
-a new job for an MLM
-and a Brunein quadruple amputee baby
Ok, here’s the bid guys
I will bid 27.5 moist Cheerios, Roberto Firmino’s dentist, 13 months of Man City’s 2 year champions league ban, the time difference to Australia that means this comment is about 8 hours later than all the other bids, and finally a copy of The Box V4’s single with his band “The Box street Boys” called “I’ve got 99 problems because my Overall is 1” which reached number 32 in the Bruneian top 20 charts.
For The Box, I bid a deck of cards consisting of only 2 cards, a lock of Batman's hair, an expired carton of milk, a 50 yr old hockey stick, a chicken nugget, and 20 empty bottles of expired Gatorade
For the boxV5 i bid : 88 pieces of grass from Swansea, the family of six in David luiz’s hair, a six pack of corona beer and 500 boxes of energy drinks so the box can go on a run to lose the weight he absorbed by hitting the concrete in game one and so he can increase his stamina to more than a tranquillised couch
I bid Aubameyang's hairline. A participation trophy that i won in a cow milking tournament when I was 7. And last but not least my 100 tips guide book on how to create ceramic pots. I can only assume that's enough
I bid a set of six McNuggets from 2002, a frying pan without a handle, leftovers from Eden Hazard’s last meal, two left footed pink nike tiempos, 12 used toothpicks and a shaken Coca Cola, zero of course.
I’ll bid
An aneurism,
your mums feta cheese from the fridge,
An Italian sausage,
A double glazed window from ScrewFix
And Georginho Wijnaldum
: “growing up I used to always watch box I even skipped school he was a true true legend especially with Phil Jones “
-lingardinho the 13 time ballon d dor winner
Niran here is a very saucy offer you cant refuse
a box
Niran undoubtedly this is the best bid you're going to get for the box:
A quarter empty tin of beans, a partially worn extension cable, the satnav box v5 used to get to Australia and $1 in GTA currency
Niran, listen, I'm bidding an atom of a s**thousery award, 5 litres of hydrated water, a tire from a rubbish dump in Barnet that was left there in 1987 and every ballon d'or the box will win.
This is the best I'll do:
A double-sided chocolate cookie the Box was given as a birthday present when he turned 3
A Bruneian travel guide with a map to the Box's hut
The box's family tree
A whale migrating west for the brutal winter
A laminated backyard
Heres a bid you can easily refuse:
•X1 Neymar genetics
•X18 Peices of straw from the Box's hut
•X2 Swans from Swansea
•X1 dusty trim, courtesy of Niran Yesufu
For the box I will bid:
- A lamb chop from the very sheep the box "took care of"
- A half eaten bounty
- Aubameyang's hairline
- An undercooked bat
and a strand of Niran's hair from the last time he got a trim
My bid is: A DVD of a documentary based on Neymar's rolling injury from the world cup, 2 hair lines from David Luiz and Guendouzi placed in separate plastic cases, the missing nose piece of the fallen Ibrahimović statue, the Box V5's game ticket to a Piemonte Calcio match, and a picture of the Box V5's ancestor from 1671 autographed by Alex Hunter
I bid the destruction of Fortnite, Fifa 09, my grandmas wig, a cows utter and a smile face emoji hat
3:30 "IT'S LIONEL BOX..."
Only niran can make fifa videos actually entertaining
I bid a broken mirror that is not broken, Lovren’s twitter account, a pirated movie from Poundland, Boris Johnson’s hair gel and pizza with pineapple on it
I bid an empty chicken sandwich package from a Tesco meal deal, a screw from alfreton’s stadium, a lock of Andy Carroll’s pony tail and Harry Redknapps obsession for all things Niko Kranjcar
Here’s an offer that Niran can’t reject.
I offer you Phils toenail from your local corner shop and a piece of hair from nirans ‘amazing’ trim and also a signed toilet by fred
For the one and only box (even tho there are 5 version), I Shall bid:
-The Trims of pep guardiola during the 36782th week on the lockdown
-The tissue with neymar's tear when his mom is back with the toyboy
-VIP Pass into the gulag
-dagenham & redbridge trial chance
-and finally, the grass that slipped up Stevie G on 2014 (just in case, you know.... you want to beat it up)
I bid a goal from Newcastle, a strand of Fellaini's hair, a can of tuna which is believed to contain the meat of the Box's pet fish, footage of the Box stealing hairclips from Asda, and a Tesco's meal deal from 1996.
My bid:
An Oyster card with a few quid on it
A packet of smokey bacon crisps
Half a sausage from the stall outside the stadium
A £3 Tesco meal deal
A season ticket for Scunthorpe united
And to top it off a thogdad meet and greet
I feel as though you can’t resist (especially the last one)
I bid you: 1/16 of a piece of a heinz beans tin can, not 1, not 2, but 3 discs of poorly animated shows from 1983, a slice of cheese that expired 3 months ago, Jurgen Klopp's glasses AND hat and finally a book from the year 1969 talking about how 2020 would be the best year in humanity's existence. How's that for a bid?
For the box, I bid
1. Luis Suarez's half broken tooth
2. A match ball from the Bruneian 13th division
3. Callum Hudson Odoi's contact list
And
4. Jack Grealish's half broken car after drunk driving
Right Niran here's my bid: A set of instructions on how to perform Bruneian juju, the key to the BOX V5's basement, a cd of some random Bruenian farmer's 20 minute home workout featuring the BOX V2 and finally the ball which Mahrez kicked from the penalty spot. Take it or leave it.
I bid the box's beard, a bat lasagna and all 55tb of Adam Johnson's photos of children.
Love the video mate! Proud to have you at Town 😂🖤💛 I’ve messaged you on Twitter about coming to a game when this Covid thing is all over 👍
I'll bid a Lego minifigure, A Harry Potter game that claims to be from 2020 but has the graphics of a game from 1920, A miniature tyre that has a clock on it, A place at a Bruniean history lecture, some chop sticks with strawberry juice on them and a golf bag that my dog urinated on
I bid 3 cows,4 goats,and 7 baby mice,a lock of pep guardiola's hair,2% of jesse lingard's skills,5 half eaten kitkat bars,2 rice fields in brunei,and finally 3 houses in luxembourg,hope i get this future messi.
I bid the luscious hair of Zidane, the trim of Aubameyang, the victims of BoxV5, the training routine of Ndombele, the playing time of Paul Pogba and the tiktoks of Lewandonki
I bid the box's trophy cabinet, Steven Gerrard's boot laces from 2014 (post-slip), a herd of bruniean cows, the city Wuhan from China, a half full botttle of vodka, Andreas Pereira's football coach and a 40 year old can of tinned tomatoes
I bid, 7 strands of Emile Heskey’s hair, a 2 piece chicken nugget from McDonald’s Swansea, Aubameyang’s hairline, a half eaten Dino nugget from 2009, the box V5’s inhaler , Kevin Lasagnas secret lasagna recipe, and finally a pet bee (muzzle included just in case)
I bid:
Ronaldinho’s fake ID
Jordan Henderson’s captains armband
The Edit Player feature on career mode
A goal net
The pair of gloves Karius used in the Champions League final
The first tooth Box V5 lost
And a list of the Liverpool matches that cost them the league last season
9:22 surely the box knows what a bicycle is, from all his years of experience near his local kindergarten he must definitely have seen a bicycle somewhere
He has 4 sides to his game Jesse lingards ability to score, Andreas pereira ability to assist, Lukaku touch and niran’s ability to have a nice trim
I bid, the boxes virginity, 4 used toothbrushes from Aldi, a pack of walkers prawn cocktail and my pristine copy of Fifa 64 for Nintendo 64.
The Legend of the Box V3 on Switch(rpg)
Zidane's shirt after the 2006 World Cup finals
Gareth Bale's golf skills
12 cases of 10 different chocolate bars
And the Fifa 14 soundtrack
My bid is
100% ownership of ashington afc
Arsene wenger’s pubes
Titus bramble’s defensive skills
A portion of goat and lingard soup
And finally Emile heskey’s index finger