@@ilse2932 i lived in Zeeland ..and apparently when I visited friends in Noord Holland they said I had a slight Zeeuwse Accent...not everyone I came across spoke English. Which is why I picked it up
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It's called kingsday now, it's on the kings birthday :) The reason that we celebrated the queens birthday on her mothers birthday is: The queens birthday is at the 31st of january, but in Holland, it's way too cold to put your shit in front of your house in january.
+Ruudos Limburg and Noord-Brabant indeed do... but the shops aren't closed and the children aren't off more than the other provinces are. Krokusvakantie is basically northern Carnavalsvakantie
hahaha, thats just another weird thing in Holland! A few moths ago I stood near a "rookpaal" at Den Haag/The Hague Central Station and a German man and woman came to me. The man asked what the sign on the pole meant: A pole with an ashtray and a sign on top of a cigaret with a red line through it,, and around that pole all Dutch people come to smoke xD It must be very confusing for foreigners to understand xD
@Chad Michell eehm hij/zij heeft gewoon gelijk hoor en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentecost hier engelse wiki over pinksteren. pentecost is pinksteren in engels. leer je fucking taal voordat je achterlijk gaat lullen. mafkees
@Chad Michell iemand die kanker gebruikt neem ik sowieso niet serieus. of iemand die mongool gebruikt of wat dan ook. dus nee jou neem ik sowieso niet serieus. en als jij je zelf een trol noemt moet je toch weten wat eent rol is. want daar heb jij overduidelijk geen kaas van gegeten
I watch this evey queens/kingsday for a view years now. It kind of became a tradition for me. And when I celebrate it, thing remind me of this clip .. xD
The funniest part about Hemelvaart is that the day after Hemelvaart is also a holiday. Not because something important happened that day. No, it's only because Hemelvaart is always on a Thursday (apparently Jesus defied the laws of time or something), and then 'it would be stupid' to have a free day (Hemelvaart), then go to work, and then have free time again (Weekend). We have the weirdest 'holidays'. Especially if we talk about Pinksteren and Hemelvaart and all those other strange Christian holidays that we still only celebrate as an excuse for more free time (because as far as I know, the majority of NL is athiest).
@Superpiair1 atheist means you don't believe in a god or gods. A theist believes in a god or gods. The a part means non/not/anti, it is simply the negative version.
No dude The Netherlands is the official name of the country. Holland used to be the most important province, and has been split up into 2 provinces north and south holland.
ik vind het leuk dat iemand daar grappen over maakt xP! ik vind koningendag ook vaag, ik moet ook naar school hoor!Maar ik vind het niet erg om vrij te zijn hoor op die dagen xP
yes it is great. Being able to laugh about yourself and your own culture, is a sign of maturity in my opinion. And, talking abour Koninginnedag, I am now living in New Zealand, and the Queen's birthday here is...... the first Monday in June. Every year :). It is really true. Wonder what John would say about that
Oh, how I love him... Makes me so glad to be Dutch XD And actually, there ARE foreigners who watch it. I know for a fact, cause I keep showing it to people XD
Today it was Kings' day and I saw all the shit again that everyone collected and I saw that violin playing girl too. At that moment I once again connected my memories back to this video of John Fealey... perfect description it was. LMAO
A few days ago we were in physics class and we were already done with the homework so we were just talking and funnily enough we were taking about holidays. So we were in class and my friend goes ‘what’s hemelvaart again.’ To which I replie ‘ it’s the heaven went to jesus’ and then my other friend went ‘ wait, heaven went to jesus? Is it some sort of a boat or something like that?’ To which my first friend replied ‘it’s a speedboat and jesus had to run over the water to catch up with it.’ And that was the day that We figured out heaven was a speedboat during physics.
Yeah indeed, we don't have so many days off. But we have different holidays, because most countries have days off to celebrate their historical adventures, and we just celebrate Biblical ones and a little extra... And then there are politicians that want to give us less....
yes most are religious but the one that meant a lot to a many dutch ( and wasnt christian ) was cancelled ........... liberation day .... i guess christians dont care about that
The funny thing about this is that it makes you recognize the ridiculousness of your own culture. It makes you understand that as wierd as they are, we are just as wierd.
2018 and still funny. It still cracks me up when I can tell tourists, in full party outfit, in Amsterdam city centre, that the event was 3 days ago cuz we "changed the date" again. So all you, ravers, boozehounds, mad dogs and other complete bastards come to the Netherlands make sure it's for April 27th! We need you here to make Kingday the most Epic party a country has ever had. You'll love it ❤️
And now since a view years its Kingsday, haha. Beatrix kept the party on here mothers birthday date because she was born in January. And thats a sucky weather month even for the Netherlands, haha. I watch this every year, it's becoming a tradition. Don't care how old this video is.
Love the Brits for their great sense of humor. Wonder how he puts this kind of story in british comedy when telling about the Trooping of Colour day in the UK. Celebrating your Queen's "official" birthday, right? Not on the same date as her true birthdate, right? Fun and folly with pomp & glory and military troops, right? ... hihi ;) Cheers!
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I'm fairly impressed by the way he pronounces Dutch words.
Actually he is pretty good....I speak Dutch as a second language and I found the gutteral G hard to get right
@@colinclarke9241 Then don't and just say you're from the south. Much nicer sound 😉
@@ilse2932 zachte g.. no avoiding sch though.
moordy Jawel, ik kom uit Brabant en mensen hebben ook een zachte sch
@@ilse2932 i lived in Zeeland ..and apparently when I visited friends in Noord Holland they said I had a slight Zeeuwse Accent...not everyone I came across spoke English. Which is why I picked it up
I'm Dutch and I love this kind of humor! So funny.
@Gappie Al Kebabi true, I said that alot to Moroccans and Turks
...humour...? - not so 'gigantisch' much.
Me too!
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Ja hij verscheen ook in eens bij mij. Wtf. Ik kende deze niet. Wel de versie met Zakje
oh shit! laten we de hand schudden want dit is best vreemd!
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2020😂
Yeah or in 2021😂
It's called kingsday now, it's on the kings birthday :)
The reason that we celebrated the queens birthday on her mothers birthday is: The queens birthday is at the 31st of january, but in Holland, it's way too cold to put your shit in front of your house in january.
Diego Huijbregts bro check the upload date .... it's 2008
i know that, but it was worth to mention. ;)
2008? this is from before 2000
GloryHole Productions youtube didnt exist yet
Diego Huijbregts u
Actually Holland has the least holidays compared to the rest of Europe.
+Ruudos Yeah and the rest of the Netherlands celebrates the whole year through... It's only the two provinces that are excluded...
+HolandaChiquita Limburg and Brabant celebratie carnaval for a week!
Ruudos Em yes... So?
+Ruudos Limburg and Noord-Brabant indeed do... but the shops aren't closed and the children aren't off more than the other provinces are. Krokusvakantie is basically northern Carnavalsvakantie
This is to try to counter-balance Netherland's uber-awesomeness
This never get's old... I watch this every Queensday or Kingsday. Who cares it was from like 20 years ago, it's still hilarious😂😂
I still play it and remember the first time i showed it to a couple of gielfriends of mine. They all cried. Priceless
"Here's two gulden, now shut the fuck up" literally happened to me when I was playing the recorder on queen's day as a child xD
When the shops are closed, you can't take the champignon and put it in a zakje.
@Gappie Al Kebabi
Misschien moet je wat meer ballen in dat zakkie stoppen, tot je stoer genoeg bent om die opmerkingen achterwegen te laten, maat.
@@Widdekuu91 😂😂
@@Widdekuu91 wat zei hij dan
@@furkanbozdag8198 Maakt niet uit, hij was vervelend aan het doen.
@@Widdekuu91 oh ok sorry voor mijn late reactie trouwens
it's 2019, why am I still crying out loud because of laughing :D
Greetings from The Netherlands
@Superpiair1 Jouw antwoord dus ook :p
Pff, 1 maand voor je een reactie post. Kom op man/vrouw
Wow theres a chick randomly smokin in the middle of this that's so weird nowadays
this was taped before 2000 ...hahahah it was so normal back then huh
Maffe Maris serpentje
Gapiedaan wow wat stalker?
Maffe Maris ik zie je daar wel eens in de reacties :p
Closing the shops is now weird as well
hij is zo goed het is heel lastig om een hele zaal aandachtig naar je te laten luisteren maar hij kan het gewoon!!!! echt respect...
This will forever be the only way I will explain Koninginnedag/Koningsdag to my foreign friends.
I wish i could find more material of John Fealey on youtube, but this and 'zakje' are the only ones i find.
Just LOVE this guy!! Perfect description of us Dutch people!!! Proud to be Dutch and our Koninginnedag Rules!!!
I couldn't agree more!
This guy is amazing. And I just can't get 'ZAKJE' out of my head either XD
Sincerely,
A dutch dude
Zijn filmpje an "het zakje" is ook zoo lol :D
k ging bij allebei bijna dood van het lachen. hij is zo geniaal en geweldig XD
When smoking inside was still allowed...
Yes exactly what I thought!
xApollonia which was a shitty thing for all the non smokers.
Also for smokers, in the end
hahaha, thats just another weird thing in Holland! A few moths ago I stood near a "rookpaal" at Den Haag/The Hague Central Station and a German man and woman came to me. The man asked what the sign on the pole meant: A pole with an ashtray and a sign on top of a cigaret with a red line through it,, and around that pole all Dutch people come to smoke xD
It must be very confusing for foreigners to understand xD
@@RLingate That is the case in every foreign country.
Pinksterdag=Pentecost
Hemelvaart=Ascension
Aragorn Strider waaaat
@Chad Michell eehm hij/zij heeft gewoon gelijk hoor
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentecost
hier engelse wiki over pinksteren. pentecost is pinksteren in engels. leer je fucking taal voordat je achterlijk gaat lullen. mafkees
@Chad Michell iemand die kanker gebruikt neem ik sowieso niet serieus. of iemand die mongool gebruikt of wat dan ook. dus nee jou neem ik sowieso niet serieus. en als jij je zelf een trol noemt moet je toch weten wat eent rol is. want daar heb jij overduidelijk geen kaas van gegeten
@Chad Michell inteligente opmerking weer. mooiste is nog wel dat je denkt dat het me wat doet lol
@Chad Michell wow jij bent echt lomp
I'm Dutch, and this is fantastic and so true!
No it isn't, the Netherlands have actually the least amount of holidays.
Actually, we have the least holidays of Europe.... :p
It's great, I explained it exactly the same way when I was abroad, brilliant!
Not only the shops closes on a holiday, the schools too!
Elk jaar check ik dit weer, het is awesome
geweldige man! :) en alles wat hij zegt is gewoon hartstikke waar!
This must be from around '95, still spot on
Omg, deze man is echt hilarisch! =D
Toppertje! Dit brengt leuke herinneringen terug. Daarnaast is John ook naar de begravenis van Patrice O'neal geweest. 1 vd beste comedians ooit !
It's nice to see that people 16 years ago could laugh about this.
AHAHAHAHAHAH "Don't forget to shut the shop" xD ahahahahah
Zakje is niet meer te overtreffen, maar deze is ook zeker niet slecht :D
Bedankt heb hem net bekeken. ( zakje) ik ging stuk.
Geweldig hij doet mij vooral weer terug denken aan Toon Hermans vooral bij zijn optreden over Koninginnedag
HIJ IS GEWELDIG!!!!!!
Die gozer die doet echt z'n research over ons nederige landje voordat hij het podium opgaat, dat maakt hem GEWELDIG!
RIP brother.
So funny how he looks down in his imaginative dialogues with the Dutch people
Dutch people are so tall 😂
I watch this evey queens/kingsday for a view years now. It kind of became a tradition for me.
And when I celebrate it, thing remind me of this clip .. xD
The funniest part about Hemelvaart is that the day after Hemelvaart is also a holiday. Not because something important happened that day. No, it's only because Hemelvaart is always on a Thursday (apparently Jesus defied the laws of time or something), and then 'it would be stupid' to have a free day (Hemelvaart), then go to work, and then have free time again (Weekend).
We have the weirdest 'holidays'. Especially if we talk about Pinksteren and Hemelvaart and all those other strange Christian holidays that we still only celebrate as an excuse for more free time (because as far as I know, the majority of NL is athiest).
@Superpiair1 atheist means you don't believe in a god or gods. A theist believes in a god or gods. The a part means non/not/anti, it is simply the negative version.
Watching this on kingsday 2023😂
No dude The Netherlands is the official name of the country.
Holland used to be the most important province, and has been split up into 2 provinces north and south holland.
echt geweldig om dit te kijken! lekker lachen!
It is a Dutch tradition to watch and like this video on Koning(inne)dag and Tweede Pinksterdag
WHAHAH I LOVE THIS DUDE || i'm Dutch btw
ja me 2 ik viel letterlijk neer van die gast van het lachen😂😂
Die van zakje was wel het best 😂
Jade Nayen ik heb honderd jaar geleden dubbel gelegen hierom 😂
im dutch in dutch see say GENIAAL for verrryyy goood
God als deze shit nu was uitgekomen dan waren mensen getriggerd gewezen, thank god dat dit best een "ongeziene video" is
ik vind het leuk dat iemand daar grappen over maakt xP! ik vind koningendag ook vaag, ik moet ook naar school hoor!Maar ik vind het niet erg om vrij te zijn hoor op die dagen xP
yes it is great. Being able to laugh about yourself and your own culture, is a sign of maturity in my opinion. And, talking abour Koninginnedag, I am now living in New Zealand, and the Queen's birthday here is...... the first Monday in June. Every year :). It is really true. Wonder what John would say about that
And we moved the date again to our kings birthday so now every year there are some lost tourists in orange shirts arriving on the wrong day XD
Als ik die grote ogen van hem zie begin ik al te lachen! Super!
Lol fantastisch! x] Kan niet wachten tot volgend jaar, wordt weer lachen :)
Zakje is trouwens ook leuk
Now it's Kingsday. Hooray!
and we moved it from the sunday to the saturday, again xD
Hell yea we did haha xD But some shops were still open!
haha yeah xD
Lol the Netherlands is not the only place we have "hemelvaart" and "Pinksterdag" in Denmark too
aannaagirl BELGIUM?
4:27 Toen was roken nog toegestaan in een studio :p
and they moved it to the Saturday...
because the shops are already closed on Sunday!
hahahah geweldig, en het is nog allemaal waar ook hihi
Watching this in 2021. When queensday is changed to Kingsday. And did not gi trough in 2020 bc of covid😭
Oh, how I love him... Makes me so glad to be Dutch XD
And actually, there ARE foreigners who watch it. I know for a fact, cause I keep showing it to people XD
Today it was Kings' day and I saw all the shit again that everyone collected and I saw that violin playing girl too. At that moment I once again connected my memories back to this video of John Fealey... perfect description it was. LMAO
A few days ago we were in physics class and we were already done with the homework so we were just talking and funnily enough we were taking about holidays. So we were in class and my friend goes ‘what’s hemelvaart again.’ To which I replie ‘ it’s the heaven went to jesus’ and then my other friend went ‘ wait, heaven went to jesus? Is it some sort of a boat or something like that?’ To which my first friend replied ‘it’s a speedboat and jesus had to run over the water to catch up with it.’ And that was the day that We figured out heaven was a speedboat during physics.
Secretly we have so much holidays because we are lazy and want days free :3
John it was a great time in Holland, Warm regards from Smokeout.
Yeah indeed, we don't have so many days off. But we have different holidays, because most countries have days off to celebrate their historical adventures, and we just celebrate Biblical ones and a little extra...
And then there are politicians that want to give us less....
One of the many stupid British holidays is Baker's Day
@@Thoomas2001 , wat denk je van bank holidays ? dat zijn gewoon maandagen om je kater te vieren
yes most are religious but the one that meant a lot to a many dutch ( and wasnt christian ) was cancelled ........... liberation day .... i guess christians dont care about that
The funny thing about this is that it makes you recognize the ridiculousness of your own culture. It makes you understand that as wierd as they are, we are just as wierd.
Geweldig deze man!
Queensday is us celebrating Holland beeing a monarchy. Apperently its great! :D
2018 and still funny. It still cracks me up when I can tell tourists, in full party outfit, in Amsterdam city centre, that the event was 3 days ago cuz we "changed the date" again. So all you, ravers, boozehounds, mad dogs and other complete bastards come to the Netherlands make sure it's for April 27th! We need you here to make Kingday the most Epic party a country has ever had. You'll love it ❤️
“Changed the date again”, for the first time since 1948...
this guy is just awesome
onovertroffen humoristische samenvatting van de nederlandse samenleving
Na jaren is t terug luisteren nog leuker en zo herkenbaar❤😂
Ge-ni-aal. Geniaal!
Zijn we weer
Koninginnedag, beste dag ter wereld.
HAHAHA geweldig heb ik ook al is gehad dat ik 2 feestdagen moest wachte XD
Hoe vaak je het kijkt, het blijft grappig :3 En hij kan wel goede grappen verzinnen :D
Still love this
echt om te lachen xD
ie doet echt goed zijn show
How is he now doing in 2020?
so much has changed, we really work allot nowadays
And now since a view years its Kingsday, haha.
Beatrix kept the party on here mothers birthday date because she was born in January.
And thats a sucky weather month even for the Netherlands, haha.
I watch this every year, it's becoming a tradition. Don't care how old this video is.
We still say "zakje' the way he said it. :)
"you go inside your house..., And collect SHIT" xD ao awesome
and the region I live in, we actually have a derde pinksterdag, because the villagers are to drunk to get to work.
Fijne Koninginnedag!
Miss you John ❤️ rip.
HAHA, omg, hij is zo geweldig!!! xD
This is so awesome ! :D
Love the Brits for their great sense of humor. Wonder how he puts this kind of story in british comedy when telling about the Trooping of Colour day in the UK. Celebrating your Queen's "official" birthday, right? Not on the same date as her true birthdate, right? Fun and folly with pomp & glory and military troops, right? ... hihi ;)
Cheers!
He's completely taking the piss out of us (Dutch people)... I kinda like it :P He knows his Dutch, that makes it better :P
Super leuk!! :P
die vent is gewoon geniaal :P
this guy is amazing proud to be dutch haha
this guy rocks!! hes funny as hell XD
i love this!
Haha, omg, deze gast is echt geweldig!
"Pinksterdag,.."
"Whats Pinksterdag?"
"I have no idea,." xD
3:53 WOW...
he said that to a handicapped dude.
ahahah
God bless you 2 dude....
Aaaahhh, de tijd waar je nog een peuk kon/mocht opsteken.
hij is gewoon geniaal :D :P
i still like this
brilliant i live in holland great stuff
Dude I promise the new generation isn’t like this anymore! Just took us some time but we’re are 30 now😊
happy hemelvaart everyone!
i've got a day off because the boss shut the shop :)