the most amazing part about this is that if you don't have like a really firm understanding of programming or if you have a really firm understanding of programming, it sounds completely genuine and plausible
Memory recycling and composting is inefficient and dumb. I just keep a stack of RAM by my desktop and hotswap them between runs of my program. I don't see any point in reusing memory and I wish there were a bigger market for disposable RAM.
All those infidels that don't believe in robustness, elegance and technoseduction should be set on fire at the stakes. Let's make programming great again!
Coming here a bit late but that's exactly why the "rockstar" programming language got created :P No more HR people looking for "Rockstar programmer" anymore :D
Wow, I never thought of using malware for memory composting. It totally makes sense! The malware breaks down the memory pages into cache lines that are so beneficial to well-functioning memory!
Memory composting makes my computer smell like malware ... any advice on getting rid of that stench? Air filtration systems? I want to take advantage of it, but my dog won't come inside the house anymore.
I'm a little embarrassed about how many of these fake languages I googled before I realized he was making it all up. Mostly live under a rock programming C, so don't really know how GC works. "Landfill segment" still sounded a little suspect lol. Real funny stuff. This had to have been scripted, or this guy got some legendary ad-lib skills
GC just sweeps the stack on occation, following every single pointer and keeping track of what memory is used, then it frees all the things it couldn't reach. It's a little more foolproof than reference counting, because reference counting can leak cyclic object-graphs, which a gc would free since it couldn't reach them. Still, if you don't get rid of pointers to things that are no longer in use you can easily end up with some huge unused objectgraph that still isn't counted as garbage. This fragments memory and also takes the gc forever to scan. The universe has to pause whenever the gc makes it's sweep, which is bad for realtime stuff.
Those languages are fine, but the top companies are only interested in Rockstar programmers. Learning Rockstar is the best way to lead your career to the top.
To the contrary, the dev team is working on the new exciting update codenamed "Reverselang". Sure they had to take a moment to stop and reasses, but now they are gaining momentum very quickly and moving fast in directions noone thought possible.
Seems Iron exists too actually? It seems to be Rust based. But it is certainly not way better than Rust. Unless you like to type out keywords all the time. Public instead of pub or function instead of fun. Less is always better obviously. You only add when you absolutely must.
Composting is a silly idea. It's common knowledge that bottlenecks are the biggest problem in programming (naming is easy peasy - some other fruit because we used lemon earlier - squeezy ) and you'd have to be an insane person to throw bottlenecks into compost. BottleBank.js Jeff & Casey when ?????
By the way, how many languages have come out in total? in the 1000s perhaps. And all the technobabble one must learn for each language doesn't include the intersection with math, physics, chemistry and whatnot. I call that linguistic ravage.
4:40 Great self-help gurus would agree with if they actually had the programming skills necessary to understand such technical topics. Garbage re-usage is the path to enlightment.
IRL is not a very good language. The problem with shit composting is that it's too specialized. After you make a single shitpost bin, you are already done with that feature.
This highlights how dumb and annoying is it when people use nonsensical names for already established concepts in their software. brew, pour, cask, cellar, bottles instead of packages and install for example.
This was dope Casey. Finally a voice of reason in the game dev community. All the idiotic short-tempered reaction to C++ and the childish fanboyism surrounding Rust does not reflect well on the game development community. C++ has a ton of issues for sure, but any language that has been around for more than 3 decades , is used widely in thousands of large projects, and cares for backwards compatibility, has. At the end of the day a language is just a tool and turning it into a religion or a look-how-cool-I-am symbol is ... well, is just simply childish to say it politely. I guarantee it that if Rust takes off, the same people will bash it in two decades for how the committee or the community went rouge and ruined it.
As a C programmer, I tried to have an open mind with rust, because I have to admit that not worrying about all the safety/security issues while still having the speed and efficiency of C is a very appealing idea. However when I tried to build a fairly complex program with it, I found myself wanting to jump out of my 15th story window on a number of occasions. The extreme style constraints and forced paradigms that give it its "safety" make it pretty much unusable for anything other than toy programs (I did succeed with a few of those at least).
@@KingButcher The most intrusive by far is ownership/the borrow checker. It makes it impossible to use intuitive logic in many cases so you end up spending way too much time working around it and writing spaghetti code for something that wouldn't even make you think in any other language. Sure you could say that Rust just forces you to write "correct" code, but I think that's a cop out. The vast majority of "incorrect" C code that I write (according to Rust) is so simple and intuitive that it's almost impossible to screw up, and takes two seconds to debug when you do. It feels like Rust is designed for people who don't know how to write clean code and need training wheels.
The name of the theme is "Handmade Hero", you can at least find it in the 4coder text editor. 4coder has its theme files in a specific folder and in those text files it has the color values to use for different things. I hope that helps.
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Of all the videos to enable comments... lol
I thought he was doing deadpan at first but realized these terms are real.
Well, well, well, we meet again my friend!
@@AlexCouch65 😁 well hey there bud
Why does he disable comments?
@@mattwitz7554 there are lots of good reasons to do so but id say in this case its cuz he's an ego-maniacal blowhard :]
the most amazing part about this is that if you don't have like a really firm understanding of programming or if you have a really firm understanding of programming, it sounds completely genuine and plausible
Because it is genuine? Memory composting is the way.
Memory recycling and composting is inefficient and dumb. I just keep a stack of RAM by my desktop and hotswap them between runs of my program. I don't see any point in reusing memory and I wish there were a bigger market for disposable RAM.
All those infidels that don't believe in robustness, elegance and technoseduction should be set on fire at the stakes. Let's make programming great again!
Lol
"FIRM"
This makes me want to go write a new language that uses all of this fake jargon so that what he's talking about becomes real after the fact.
Lol I had the exact same thought
Coming here a bit late but that's exactly why the "rockstar" programming language got created :P No more HR people looking for "Rockstar programmer" anymore :D
Zinc Oxide also has a "bribe" keyword, it allows a certain section of memory to be left alone from the theft police.
I imagine this is how it sounds to my wife when I'm talking with my colleagues during home office.
Where I live, most of this would only work on Monday, because that's when garbage collection happens
No, since its stop the world garbage collection you don't even notice that any time has passed.
I live in the garbage. I use Rust and Rust has no GC. The key is to become one with the garbage. Then you will not mind it.
I feel like i just stepped into an alternate universe
Thank you so much for posting this Casey. Seriously made my day today. Best deep dive in language assessment I've seen in a long time.
I like Rattlesnake because it uses "ssss" terminated lines.
I watched this video looking for a serious discussion... but this was way better
Didn't realise I clicked on a techlead video
The first time I saw this, I've actualy believed Casey was talking about real languages
I immediately went to google the iron ore, just to realize it's a joke
*clicks play*
*immediately trolled*
*clicks like*
I love watching Casey work his craft because he reminds me of why I became passionate about programming in the first place.
I lost it at "everything is a plip". Man, I was doing so well until then.
Wow, I never thought of using malware for memory composting. It totally makes sense! The malware breaks down the memory pages into cache lines that are so beneficial to well-functioning memory!
"the paris attacks wouldn't have happened if people understood plisq" -Gaul Praham
Memory composting makes my computer smell like malware ... any advice on getting rid of that stench? Air filtration systems? I want to take advantage of it, but my dog won't come inside the house anymore.
Chris C sustainable water cooling solution should do the trick
Thanks can't wait to cite this video in my company mandated lunch and learn session
I'm a little embarrassed about how many of these fake languages I googled before I realized he was making it all up. Mostly live under a rock programming C, so don't really know how GC works. "Landfill segment" still sounded a little suspect lol. Real funny stuff. This had to have been scripted, or this guy got some legendary ad-lib skills
Ad lib ofcourse. Casey is great at speaking
GC just sweeps the stack on occation, following every single pointer and keeping track of what memory is used, then it frees all the things it couldn't reach. It's a little more foolproof than reference counting, because reference counting can leak cyclic object-graphs, which a gc would free since it couldn't reach them. Still, if you don't get rid of pointers to things that are no longer in use you can easily end up with some huge unused objectgraph that still isn't counted as garbage. This fragments memory and also takes the gc forever to scan.
The universe has to pause whenever the gc makes it's sweep, which is bad for realtime stuff.
@@toryvindmoe6794 r/wooosh ...
@@RogerBarraud ?
rust + salt = zync oxide // funniest video I've seen all week! Great one Casey!
I was suspicious of a Casey video on "Deep thoughts" being roughly 5 minutes in length.. and I suppose for the right reason :D
Those languages are fine, but the top companies are only interested in Rockstar programmers. Learning Rockstar is the best way to lead your career to the top.
Watched that talk recently. Jokes aside it was great
I don't know why he likes Dihydrogen Monoxide. I nearly drowned getting into it.
It's also the worst language for onboarding junior developers: it has this kind of swim-or-die mentality embedded into it
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle technology. Now in your favorite programming language for just $9.99/month.
Oh man, Languages as a Service™ is clearly the future of programming
(my English is weak) I lost count of all the WTFs I said before realizing what this was lol
Stoplang had potential but it seems like it's losing traction lately.
To the contrary, the dev team is working on the new exciting update codenamed "Reverselang". Sure they had to take a moment to stop and reasses, but now they are gaining momentum very quickly and moving fast in directions noone thought possible.
THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVER CREATED. GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL
I was literally writing the atheist version of this comment, but just decided to give you the thumbs up instead.
@@TheBeardedDoog Joke's on us all because I don't believe in any magic sky fairies 😂
@@matthewpeterson5159 my tips go to you m'lady
How do you stop crows from stealing from the memory compost? I tried turning off execution on the pages but the crows don't care.
I'm a newcomer to this channel and was totally WTF'ed for 2 minutes before I checked the comments.
Wow, I had never thought of things this way before! Thanks for the helpful insight.
I wasn't onboard until he started on about memory compositing
He got me for a second there with iron ore xd but the molecule languages kinda gave it away
Holy crap, I learned so much. Also, comments enabled?!
The funny thing about this is that there actually exists a weird low-level language called Zinc.
welp, it's time to create an Oxide library for it that implements the garbage composter algorithm
Seems Iron exists too actually? It seems to be Rust based. But it is certainly not way better than Rust. Unless you like to type out keywords all the time. Public instead of pub or function instead of fun. Less is always better obviously. You only add when you absolutely must.
Composting is a silly idea.
It's common knowledge that bottlenecks are the biggest problem in programming (naming is easy peasy - some other fruit because we used lemon earlier - squeezy ) and
you'd have to be an insane person to throw bottlenecks into compost.
BottleBank.js
Jeff & Casey when ?????
Glass bottlenecks are much less harmful than plastic bottlenecks though.
He had us in the first half ,not gonna lie
i hear the haemoglobin web stack with rust works really well for backend web services development.
Oh my god. I'm dead. Memory composting is the future!
This had me googling "memory composting" for quite a while...
I suspected this wasn't a serious video when I saw it's only 6 minutes long.
“Deep thoughts” is quite a stretch
Malwares are the best composters.
I actually went and looked up iron oxide lang and zinc oxide lang 💀
The helpful viruses and malware metabolizing memory reminds me of the xkcd where the guy has a virus ecosystem terrarium type setup
Bet someone is working on a compiler for ZincOxide right now.
Memory composting is first class memory pools, change my mind.
By the way, how many languages have come out in total? in the 1000s perhaps. And all the technobabble one must learn for each language doesn't include the intersection with math, physics, chemistry and whatnot. I call that linguistic ravage.
Casey has great imagination. I am impressed.
I want a follow up showing me composting and how to get rid of the landfill.
bro is an expert in this.
4:40
Great self-help gurus would agree with if they actually had the programming skills necessary to understand such technical topics. Garbage re-usage is the path to enlightment.
LOL. Doesn't even look like it's night time with drinks where you're at 😂
As someone new to programming, I'm not sure if he is shitposting IRL or talking facts
Well he wasn't talkin about the shitpost implementation in this video, but it's an easy way to boost the memory compostation cycle (fertilizer)
IRL is not a very good language. The problem with shit composting is that it's too specialized. After you make a single shitpost bin, you are already done with that feature.
Instead of malloc and free we should have assemble and recycle 😋
Ngl, i googled about the languages he mentioned at the beginning !
This highlights how dumb and annoying is it when people use nonsensical names for already established concepts in their software.
brew, pour, cask, cellar, bottles instead of packages and install for example.
I can't find the landfill segment, how am I supposed to implepment the memory composting? please help.
All these hip languages. I'm just glad people stopped messing around with scurvy.
Memory garden paradigm is no good, code can't run on systems built using metal oxide semi-arid chips.
I came looking for rust
But i found GOld
What's next, a video on how the SpaceFn keyboard layout is king and we should all just migrate to keyboards with the HHKB layout because MUH H@X?
Go and Stop lang are sign languages... is pure genius!
I love this guy
This was dope Casey. Finally a voice of reason in the game dev community. All the idiotic short-tempered reaction to C++ and the childish fanboyism surrounding Rust does not reflect well on the game development community. C++ has a ton of issues for sure, but any language that has been around for more than 3 decades , is used widely in thousands of large projects, and cares for backwards compatibility, has. At the end of the day a language is just a tool and turning it into a religion or a look-how-cool-I-am symbol is ... well, is just simply childish to say it politely. I guarantee it that if Rust takes off, the same people will bash it in two decades for how the committee or the community went rouge and ruined it.
Finally! Thank you for saying that a programming language is just a tool :)
Rogue. Also a synonym for childish is petty or puerile.
As a C programmer, I tried to have an open mind with rust, because I have to admit that not worrying about all the safety/security issues while still having the speed and efficiency of C is a very appealing idea. However when I tried to build a fairly complex program with it, I found myself wanting to jump out of my 15th story window on a number of occasions. The extreme style constraints and forced paradigms that give it its "safety" make it pretty much unusable for anything other than toy programs (I did succeed with a few of those at least).
@@MrFreeGman What type of style constraints and forced paradigms did you experience?
@@KingButcher The most intrusive by far is ownership/the borrow checker. It makes it impossible to use intuitive logic in many cases so you end up spending way too much time working around it and writing spaghetti code for something that wouldn't even make you think in any other language.
Sure you could say that Rust just forces you to write "correct" code, but I think that's a cop out. The vast majority of "incorrect" C code that I write (according to Rust) is so simple and intuitive that it's almost impossible to screw up, and takes two seconds to debug when you do. It feels like Rust is designed for people who don't know how to write clean code and need training wheels.
pls me a noob can someone give me teh symbol mapping table for this video. who's zinc oxide?
also why can't you post video inks into r/maliciouscompliance, i believe this video qualifies.
If you listen carefully, it makes sense WTF?
Memory garden planted at startup wth 😂
does anyone know what the theme is?
he almost sold me on zink-oxide
Master troll.
Which theme does he use? Is it his person custom theme?Anyway I could get hold of it?
The name of the theme is "Handmade Hero", you can at least find it in the 4coder text editor. 4coder has its theme files in a specific folder and in those text files it has the color values to use for different things. I hope that helps.
my dumbass really thought that ironore was a real language.
More true now today than ever.
Zinc Oxide great tech by Lilly technologies!
A part of me died
If you want to succeed in the games industry you need to compost your memory.
I think cupric nitrate is really up and coming, these bad languages better watch out
watching this and I'm not sure if you are totally joking :D
what about climate change?
If you liked this video then you have watch his introduction to git 😆
Why??? 😂😂😂
03:40 complete nonsense talking this long with a straight face 👏
Am I the only one registering zno-lang.org?
its still up hahaha
Oxygen Magnesium Aluminum muitetuL
Bravo!
Top quality shitpost
Haha this is so ridiculous.
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omg heisenberg, you are such a boomer... :( still, cool af is what u re doing
Emacs, yes!
It's 4coder not Emacs
Esa debe ser la razon porla q android es menos efectivo q ios
LOL, got trolled.
Oh boy!
I wonder why Casey isn't taken more seriously?
lol what
TLDS: Get Lost Rust Fanboys
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