44 MINUTES?! WAY TOO FAST! | Ascension 20 Silent Run | Slay the Spire
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.ย. 2024
- What is this? An A20 Heart speedrun?
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The disdain with which you answer chats questions is inspiring
you probably dont care at all but does anybody know of a tool to get back into an instagram account..?
I was dumb forgot the account password. I would love any assistance you can give me
@Nelson Bodie instablaster ;)
20:47 He said it!! he said the iconic jorbs line, "Calipers would be good here"
lol he did
And then he turned himself into Calipers. He's Calipers Jorbs. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
44 minutes is my regular run time ... i refuse to make decisions or think
just quickly click on things until sometimes the act 3 boss dies
I came for high level Slay the Spire gameplay. I stayed for Jorb's humor.
saxamophone76 Jorbs makes me come, too
I’m not saying TH-cam jorbs and twitch jorbs are the same person, I’m just saying nobody’s ever seen them in the same place at the same time.
That means, Minijorbs is real confirmed!
I've watched twitch and TH-cam Jorbs play slay the spire at the same time before, so I'm pretty sure that they're different people.
44:44 "That's something that the devs have changed in some situations but not in other situations." - words I mutter during math class
39:07 If Jorbs didn't care about pen nib's charge, he could have given time eater 18,144 poison instead.
still not enough for the "fun eater"
Hey Jorbs I just wanted to say that I found your channel after googling "How to beat slay the spire" and clicking the first youtube link. After watching an obscene amount of your content I finally beat the heart on A1 with Ironclad
tbh same, i never beat heart before i watched jorbs lol
He helps you get the jorbs done!
30:15 "I've got baaaaad news, Giant Head" lmao
I only had 45 minutes of spare time so this run was perfect for me
steps toward failure:
1.1 overconfidence
1.2 failing
1.3 trying
Excuse me let me fix that for you:
Overconfidence = Slow and insidious killer
In the heart fight, first turn, i would have loved a burst - double secret technique for nightmare + catalyst - double nightmare on catalyst and wraithform. Not the best but definitly very fun.
You say some of the funniest things I’ve ever heard 🤣 the beginning I can’t take it Jorbs 😭
I'm on a3 with ironclad and defect but I barely beat normal with silent and can't beat a1 with her to save my life. He makes it look so easy. He's so fast and efficient it's hard to follow tbh. Thanks for the content, man.
Try watching his runs that are titled "overexplained". He goes really slow and explain the thought process of every single action. I learned so much from that series.
The moment when your watching all the old content to try to beat a20 with silent yourself.
Skipping an elite and Footwork at the start, I might have died instead
TL;DW: burst, catalyst, wraith form
Watching a vod and immediately having a heart attack when jorbs says my name. Glad to support you!
Is there a reason he keeps attacking when the poison would kill anyway?
Stacking pen nib probably
@@joaojoaozinho2746 sounds about right to me, thank you!
Why is TH-cam Jorbs so photogenic
That's actually Thumbnail Jorbs you're looking at.
@@matthewkaseman7457 they get mistaken for one another way too often it seems
MINI JORBS IS BACK!
Why is there a mini TH-cam Jorbs? He's been showing up a lot.
This deck is gross. Love it.
Ok can someone tell me what kind of spell Jorbs is casting when he thanks for a sub? I've tried to decode this "obama show to you too" for some time now
its ogbomosho , a city in nigeria. Reference to an inside joke from when he played X-com I think.
Yup. Took me a bit to figure this out myself. I forget why a bot was reading the names of cities but they had it say the name of the city and everyone thought it was so funny he took it and ran with it
^ That's what she said! ^
Shenanigans!
A bit more poison was possible on that first heart turn, although still not enough to 4-turn kill, so not actually useful or relevant. Deadly Poison -> Burst -> Secret Technique -> Catalyst -> Catalyst = 7 *27 = 189
That's 7 cards.
@@GuildWarsPlayer001 Copies played by effects like Double Tap and Burst increment Choker but are not prevented by it, or at least aren't supposed to be. As the last card leaving hand is the 6th and the seventh card is a copy card, it should work properly.
that was patched, you can't burst a seventh card through choker anymore.
@@alexstewart9592 regardless of whether burst would work or not, in the order written the seventh card isn't getting bursted out. DP (1) -> burst+ (2) -> secret technique (3,4) -> catalyst+ (5,6) -> catalyst+ (7)
Why would you want to wait 1 or 2 turns before killing the enemy is act 2?
Man, how do the perfect cards always land at your feet lol (besides the rough beginning anyways).
if only apparitions, if only
Woo hello there Jorbs
And welcome back to the wonderful world of hermits and crafting.
30:00 lmao
Poison + Intangible, the easiest way to win in all of StS?
With Silent I actually regularly end up with decks at the end of Act 1 where I always end up playing all of my cards every turn. Pyramid isn't great for those decks.
The quintessential Silent deck, on highest difficulty, uses cards such as catalyst, wraith form, piercing wail, sometimes nightmare and burst. All those cards are much stronger when held to be played on the right turn. Being able to triple poison or go intangible at the perfect moment is often more valuable than extra energy. There are other strategies, less reliant on retaining cards, than can beat the heart on ascension 20, but they are far less consistent.
@@00Morm00 I know, and I know that my strategies aren't as optimal because they don't optimize Pyramid and Snecko but it's the most fun. Besides, I take those cards too, it's just that they don't always show up.
@@00Morm00 You're right of course, but it is worth noting that well-laid plans will often do the job, so runic pyramid is probably the least important for the Silent.
Dup pot catalyst on heart kills in 4 turns no ?
your disdain of panacea is so sad!!
Wow ... 44 minutes? You're getting interested in speed running, aren't you? :D
there was 5 minutes speed run if I'm not wrong
@@talkingbirb2808 Unfortunately I forgot to mark my post as sarcasm, my bad
@@Oroberus :D
Too fast? Pfffffff
Another day another comment
This isn't even fast
@Nate Fliehman just a poke at jorbs, hes famously slow