I used to make top teir zoos. Lots of food, animals, restrooms and pretty things. Then, when there's around 200 or so people in my zoo, I'd seal them inside with a fence and let the animals free. I kept a lot of Bengal Tigers.
+MyDogIsYoshi Everyone who played Zoo Tycoon has done something like this before at one time or another. It's even funnier when you have dinosaurs and hum the Jurassic Park theme song to yourself while watching people get eaten by raptors.
Darian Wilson That sounds like power to me. If I had the ability to wipe people off the face of the planet I would say that I have power, therefore being in a position of power. The almighty ruler, and creator of the universe is not a position of power? That is the highest position of power. But alas, it doesn't matter anyway, because God doesn't exist.
THis was a game i played every single day as a child, loved it. still do. i'll remember, if i play again, to appoint camels as guards. that'll keep the guests in line.
For the old game , I would go all out to make my zoo the highest quality as possible. Shit ton of trashcans? Check. Facilities for visitors? Check. Toilets? Yes. Happy Animals? Check.But whilst all that was happening, I bred thousands of T-rex eggs and when they hatched and became adults, I built a fence around the zoo entrance to stop people from leaving, and deleted the fences to let the thousands of dinosaurs escape.A 9 year old me sat back and watched the spectacle of t-rex faeces everywhere and guests getting devoured. ...Good times :)
Farare End I used to play the complete collection and would make these giant tanks filled with sharks and drop the guests of my zoo inside the tanks and watch them get eaten by the sharks.
Athena Miller I was always fond of the classic roller coaster tycoon death parks, and I preferred the original grimm stories to the modified "kid friendly" ones
I happen to have the full Zoo Tycoon 2 game, including all 4 expansion packs, as well as extra downloads. You can't find this anywhere now, since Blue Fang Games, or Microsoft Studios took Zoo Tycoon 2 off the market.
It's a shame how a ton of games are just stuck in Limbo when the devs are too stingy to release it on GoG or Steam and the only way to get them is through torrents.
I have the Ultimate edition, bought it back when it first released. That game made my childhood great! It seems Amazon has selling digital copies of the ultimate edition since 2017, so I guess they finally decided to come to their senses about it.
I'll be watching this until I'm on my deathbed and it will still be funny. I will die with my last words being "Burger King, the Gazelle has been apprehended."
I got the Marine Version when I was like 5 out of a cereal box. I used to fill the streets with hundreds of penguins until the game crashed and dumped people and sea turtles in the orca tanks and bet on who would get eaten first.
No lie, and I know that instantly makes you think I'm lying, but Cr1iKal saying "if this doesn't elicit piss from your nostrils, nothing will" caused me to shoot a snot rocket. Probably the closest I could get to pissing out my nostrils
I honestly fell out of my chair when you said "let's go to the first person mode and really get immersed in the zoo. People waving their arms in the air because they are happy" ROFL
Anyone else get a massive smile on their face when they see Cr1tikal has uploaded? He's a living legend. He makes me laugh the most, and all of his profits go to charity. I love you, Cr1tikal.
STRAIGHTM98BALLIN so why the fuck would you say he dickrode the developers if you knew the answer. shut the hell up and accept that your confused instead of trying to be a fuckboy. jesus
STRAIGHTM98BALLIN i didn't get it because i assumed it was confusing with a game as old as 2001 with the exact same name could confuse someone. when you got hostile for apparent reason (with the whole, "no shit faggot" thing) that only confused me more, that's why i didn't get your joke.
I remember when I played Zoo Tycoon 2, one of the things I liked doing was closing the zoo, filling the whole place with water, and just watching the animals swim. IDK why I did it, but I did. :P
Regular Tycoons: We need a petting zoo here, and a rollercoaster there, and a minigame there, and a Guess-Your-Weight booth there, and a food court there, and a Dippin' Dots here... Cr1t1kal: This place needs a shitter.
Ah man loved the first Zoo Tycoon a lot. It was my most played tycoon game when I was a kid and had fun building up a zoo. Also it was fun to mess around just like this gameplay. Terrain modification looks more advanced in the sequel. I wanted this game badly for all the great new features but now, it's lacking compared to today's more powerful games. Game still looks fun to mess around with though.
*man is displeased about visit*
*condemned to inescapable pit with 26 tigers*
I used to make top teir zoos. Lots of food, animals, restrooms and pretty things. Then, when there's around 200 or so people in my zoo, I'd seal them inside with a fence and let the animals free. I kept a lot of Bengal Tigers.
+MyDogIsYoshi Everyone who played Zoo Tycoon has done something like this before at one time or another. It's even funnier when you have dinosaurs and hum the Jurassic Park theme song to yourself while watching people get eaten by raptors.
Danielflame That sounds amazing! XD
+MyDogIsYoshi dude Jurassic park operation geniuses (may have spell that wrong)
It's basically zoo tycoon with dinosaurs
Wolffman1221 I had never thought of that and I'm so glad that some one has brought this to my attention. XD
+MyDogIsYoshi I love that game
I once put 1 triceratops in a pen with 5 T. rexs
Note to self: Don't give Crit1kal a position of power.
Subnote: do not make Crit1kal God
Darian Wilson Wouldn't "God" be a position of power?
God is more than jsut power. a president has power. but god has to abiliy to wipe that president out with a tidal wave
Darian Wilson That sounds like power to me. If I had the ability to wipe people off the face of the planet I would say that I have power, therefore being in a position of power. The almighty ruler, and creator of the universe is not a position of power? That is the highest position of power. But alas, it doesn't matter anyway, because God doesn't exist.
crit1kal wants to end corruption, so he should definitely have a position of power.
I love the constant alerts at the top of the screen and how he just takes no notice
Burger King, the gazel has been successfully abducted, couldn't get over that for hours
THis was a game i played every single day as a child, loved it. still do. i'll remember, if i play again, to appoint camels as guards. that'll keep the guests in line.
"Oh release the animals, what does that do?" Idk Critikal probably releases the animals lmao
"This is November, India, Papa, Papa, Lima, Echo, Sierra" - I see what you did there xD
this is tango india tango tango india echo sierra
InsanityInducer XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD XDXDXDXDXDXXXDDXDXDDDDDXXXXXDXDXXXD
InsanityInducer
Thanks for that, you fucking genius. I'm sure nobody would have understood that joke if your ass wasn't here.
Thanks
Can we also appreciate the fact that he was using accurate police/military terminology
I like how he knows how to spell "nipples" in the NATO alphabet off the top of his head.
Cr1tikal's a very unique fellow
+pinkpumpkinn Phonetics* not NATO alphabet
Phonetic, not phonetics.
Phonemic, not Phonetic. Wait wtf phonemic is a word
We laugh, but we all know we did this when we played this game.
Watching Cr1tikals old videos I realize how much he sounded like he was recording his voice from the trunk of a car underwater lol
"people waving their arms in the air because they're - happy." I lol'd
"Can I turn this carcass into a souvenir or turn it onto a rollercoaster?" Seriously the most entertaining shit on youtube!
The funniest part is when he is releasing the pea fowls, you can see the guy he locked in the animal cage running around like crazy in the background.
For the old game , I would go all out to make my zoo the highest quality as possible. Shit ton of trashcans? Check. Facilities for visitors? Check. Toilets? Yes. Happy Animals? Check.But whilst all that was happening, I bred thousands of T-rex eggs and when they hatched and became adults, I built a fence around the zoo entrance to stop people from leaving, and deleted the fences to let the thousands of dinosaurs escape.A 9 year old me sat back and watched the spectacle of t-rex faeces everywhere and guests getting devoured. ...Good times :)
I literally did the exact same thing.
it's the simple games with an accidental violent option that tend to bring out the psychopath in me too
Farare End
I used to play the complete collection and would make these giant tanks filled with sharks and drop the guests of my zoo inside the tanks and watch them get eaten by the sharks.
Athena Miller I was always fond of the classic roller coaster tycoon death parks, and I preferred the original grimm stories to the modified "kid friendly" ones
Farare End
Ohh I loved playing Roller Coaster Tycoon! Put people on an incomplete ride and watch them hurdle towards their imminent death.
I suggest playing School Tycoon. That would be pretty funny.
I happen to have the full Zoo Tycoon 2 game, including all 4 expansion packs, as well as extra downloads.
You can't find this anywhere now, since Blue Fang Games, or Microsoft Studios took Zoo Tycoon 2 off the market.
Tom Eddsworld You can find it on Amazon no problem.
It's a shame how a ton of games are just stuck in Limbo when the devs are too stingy to release it on GoG or Steam and the only way to get them is through torrents.
I have the Ultimate edition, bought it back when it first released. That game made my childhood great! It seems Amazon has selling digital copies of the ultimate edition since 2017, so I guess they finally decided to come to their senses about it.
I think the year this comment was made I bought a copy of the Ultimate edition from a Fry’s lmao
"some law abiding camels" lmao
i watched the weather channel they said beware of a flash flood BL9OGIHGUGHUGHLOHHG
"'Release animal'. What does that do?"
.... It releases the animal. :)
Krazee Ladee Actually, it prevents a PETA attack.
I was gonna study but, eh.... I have to dig up my old Zoo Tycoon disc now.
"Burger King, this is N.I.P.P.L.E.S."
Why do I want to go to Fisting Festival now?
Why wouldn't you want to go to Fisting Festival?
I'd pay you to narrate my life
I can't even deal with how funny this, and almost every other video Crit1kal makes is.
I shouldn't be eating or drinking while watching this. It all almost came out of my nose. You my friend, are hilarious.
Two minutes in and I'm already running out of breath. XD
This game used to be my thing five years ago.
"Release animal, what does that do?"
I wonder...
I loved this game when I was young and innocent. Still love this game.
Is this Jurassic World?
Novermber India Poppa Poppa Lima Echo Sierra = NIPPLES
***** I know I'm a genius but I'm too lazy to do anything about it. I would rather sit here and comment on TH-cam videos all day.
I'll be watching this until I'm on my deathbed and it will still be funny. I will die with my last words being "Burger King, the Gazelle has been apprehended."
Lol this guy can make a boring game funny and exciting
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I can make u excited
Emilyjb9 zoo tycoon isn’t boring though
Best zoo ever. 10/10 Would bring kids to.
The face when you realized Critkal used phonetic alphabet to spell NIPPLES.
He seemed genuinely distressed when those peafowl died.
Honest opinion: I'd visit Fisting Festival. 5 stars.
"Can i sell the carcass as a souvenir... or maybe turn it into a roller coaster" This is why I watch these things! XD
I would love to visit Cr1tikal's zoo, best zoo ever
""Shit the camel's in the water! POTUS is taking a bath."
cr1tikal, i just want to let you know that you're awesome.
"nothing says quality zoo-keeping like a good old-fashioned peafowl mauling"
had me on the ground laughing XDD
The blue helicopters are simply the Sheriff's Secret Police
"I killed 4 peafowls but not a single human casualty... time to change that."
Oh fuck I remember this game I made giant murderpits every time I played this
I got the Marine Version when I was like 5 out of a cereal box. I used to fill the streets with hundreds of penguins until the game crashed and dumped people and sea turtles in the orca tanks and bet on who would get eaten first.
No lie, and I know that instantly makes you think I'm lying, but Cr1iKal saying "if this doesn't elicit piss from your nostrils, nothing will" caused me to shoot a snot rocket. Probably the closest I could get to pissing out my nostrils
Then it looks like nothing will
November
India
Papa
Papa
Lima
Echo
Sierra
Tango
India
Tango
Tango
India
Echo
Sierra
Alpha
Sierra
Sierra
Bravo
Uniform
Sierra
Hotel
Delta
India
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+DEtour LoAD Lmao
Here ya go, tiger, enjoy that.
OMFG I'm dying
November India Papa Papa Lima Echo Sierra
is NIPPLES in the NATO phonetic alphabet
Gosh, I played this game when I was like 5, what a rush of memories
Zoo Tycoon was the shit when I was younger...
Rollercoaster tycoon was the bomb, dressing people up as animals and locking them up for my entertainment, as well as maki
One of the guests were annihilated. That's one big guest.
4:37 Darude - Sandstorm
God, I laughed at this for so long
"Now that there's around forty tigers in there, I hope you make a few friends."
I cracked critikal code.
N- November
I-India
P-papa
P-papa
L-Lima
E-Echo
S-Serria
Probably the best episode I watched of all time. I couldn't stop laughing, and my mom had to scream upstairs for me to keep quiet.
This was my first video from Charlie. Still a classic to this day.
I honestly fell out of my chair when you said "let's go to the first person mode and really get immersed in the zoo. People waving their arms in the air because they are happy" ROFL
Please play RCT some time man.
Anyone else get a massive smile on their face when they see Cr1tikal has uploaded?
He's a living legend. He makes me laugh the most, and all of his profits go to charity.
I love you, Cr1tikal.
MY SIDES
Your raging weatherstorms made me rofl. The tiger pit was just the cherry on top.
"SIERRA, HOTEL, INDIA, ECHO, LIMA, DELTA"
the shield!
When I played this game when I was younger, all I ever did on it was get lots of people in my zoo. Then release a lion.
I was messed up.
This is the greatest peafowl mauling of all time
You are by far the greatest zookeeper of all time, excellent job.
Anyone else here in 2020
Rollercoaster tycoon was the bomb, dressing people up as animals and locking them up for my entertainment.
November
India
Papa
Papa
Lima
Echo
Sierrra
After 5 years of youtube ive been on, this is the funniest person ive ever seen
I never regret subscribing to this channel cause the other comedy gaming channel went lame and suck but this one isn't.
Chittapol Pradit wat comedy gaming channel
thatatstututatufatatatufetatufatefatofitif
I can't name them all but more than 60% gaming channel doesn't do it right.
Chittapol Pradit I'm sorry but I can't understand you
thatatstututatufatatatufetatufatefatofitif More than 60% of gaming channel is not funny because it's fake.
LANGUAGE!!! Ok now kids. Let's settle down. Maybe settle this over some Doritos.
one of the best video's you've made in recent memory
video came out in 2012, game came out in 2013... cr1tikal is in bed with game developers. #gamergate
the game came out in 2001. they remade it in 2013.
STRAIGHTM98BALLIN so why the fuck would you say he dickrode the developers if you knew the answer. shut the hell up and accept that your confused instead of trying to be a fuckboy. jesus
look in the description, it says 2013, it was a joke. The 5 people who liked my comment got it, why didn't you?
STRAIGHTM98BALLIN i didn't get it because i assumed it was confusing with a game as old as 2001 with the exact same name could confuse someone. when you got hostile for apparent reason (with the whole, "no shit faggot" thing) that only confused me more, that's why i didn't get your joke.
STRAIGHTM98BALLIN
You could have said you were joking without being toxic. Also, your joke wasn't even that funny so calm down.
Oh god, zoo tycoon 2... the nostalgia! I have SO many user created animals stored on my old computer, over 100 working animals and items.
Video published 2012
TH-cam thinks the game is Zoo Tycoon (2013)
:/
"burgerking, this is November India Papa Papa Lima Echo Sierra"
*shit they enabled cloaking*
Happy 5th birthday for this video.
1:08 lmfao
Harambe would have loved this....
#RIPMyBoiHarabe
Dead meme
The first game was better at killing people.
I didn't even pay attention, I just assumed he was saying letters at random. This is a million times better.
video: 2012
game: 2013
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Yes, they are waving their arms around because they are happy! Of course!
I remember the years I spent playing this game (the full version); this was an absolute riot for me. X'D
That's a good game. I suggest the full version with some expansions like dinosaurs.
Imagine Critikal being a god, as he commentates his deeds to his little world.
Really brightens up my day.
I remember when I played Zoo Tycoon 2, one of the things I liked doing was closing the zoo, filling the whole place with water, and just watching the animals swim. IDK why I did it, but I did. :P
i like how he just improvises a joke with NATO phonetic alphabet
It’s amazing that PCs have come from not being able to run a game like this to being able to get graphics beyond what games allow.
This brought back so many good memories
Cr1tiKal is disturbingly intelligent sometimes.
That is quite the punishment for being angry.
Regular Tycoons: We need a petting zoo here, and a rollercoaster there, and a minigame there, and a Guess-Your-Weight booth there, and a food court there, and a Dippin' Dots here...
Cr1t1kal: This place needs a shitter.
Roller Coaster Tycoon next?? Great vid man, keep it up.
I used to play this and all the expansions when I was a kid. Now I feel like installing them all again.
Ah man loved the first Zoo Tycoon a lot. It was my most played tycoon game when I was a kid and had fun building up a zoo. Also it was fun to mess around just like this gameplay. Terrain modification looks more advanced in the sequel. I wanted this game badly for all the great new features but now, it's lacking compared to today's more powerful games. Game still looks fun to mess around with though.
That was probably the hardest i've laughed in awhile. I loved this video! That was hilarious.