Okay when she said she had a song about poop stuck in her head that is what killed me because I made a poop song to get over the poop being stuck in my head.
“everyone’s so fake but they’re tryna act like they’re not fake” “i’m bringing sike back” “do you remember the show Psych?” “this looks like something my uncle would wear” “you ever have a song in my head and it doesn’t even exist” “these taste a little bit like a butthole” “they were on acid” “i dont check the price i just swipe” “can you not, i already exist it’s just - so weird”
I literally told my doctors..... "yea I need space. You too mom" 🤣 you know what's it's like to have 6 doctors around ur bed and tell u to pee in a bowl. I couldn't. ...and I was drugged up on the meds. So I couldn't actually walk to my bathroom. So I had to do it from the bed. So ......i totally told them to leave 🤣
I like how she told us the entier story and gave us evry singel detail and ITS SO FUNNY HOW SHE WASENT AFFRAID SHE JUST TOLD US THE ENTIER STORY LMAOO I LOVEE HER
7:05 I was watching this in class cause I finished all my work and the class was like dead silent. So I watched this vid and right when that part came on i started bursting in laughter and everyone was looking at me fml
Billie: Is the same age as me Me: Forgets then checks and is astounded because she doesn't look like a greasy teenager like the rest of us do? Also Billie: "All I do is swipe"
I had my phone speaker at MAX volume so At 3:58 where she says “he’s cute. Where’s he at?” Billie’s voice activated my Siri and it picked up “Hey Siri play Sia” and the music came out and scared the heck out of me
“I don’t check the price...all I do is swipe..”
*3 seconds later*
“MOOOOM”
I laughed so hard at this...
Trixxter X omg I just watched that part. MOOOOOOOM COME HERE MOOOOM 😂😂😂
Same
😂
the fact that she grew up not being rich... ahahaha
*Oprah enters the chat*
The closet story gets me every time 😂😂💀💀
It’s Me yessss it’s a win! Lolololol
@Mike Forti 😂😂😂😂
hahhahahha same
I know it’s so funny
XD lmfao i died laughing
'BROH YOU PUSHED ME IN A CLOSET AND TOLD ME PEE AND I DID..... hey I am a good patient'
Lol I read this RIGHT when she said that 😂😂
*_16 and I'm pregnant my ASS_*
My god Billie is an icon. XD
Love her
I wanna be her child
@@kurtspence2149 yesss me to we can be siblings lol😂😂😂😂😂
I lagauphed so hard when she said that
*you pushed me into a closet and told me to pee in a cup, SO I DID.*
OMG I was dieing on that part
"hey I am a good patient"
That guy was READY TO CATCH HER VOMIT WHAT A GENTLEMAN
Marcy Hickman
lmao
LOL
Witch part
Magajuwi Witt very beginning
Marcy Hickman oh i see LMAO
“He’s cute where’s he at?”
Elizabeth Michel yep
Tatiana Guzman when she said that i was like “the wall bItCh”
700th like
Me when I see Billie
Tatiana Guzman who
NO don't even talk mother 😂😂😂😂
Aloïse Ancey That is so me when I make a mistake at a place and my mom tells me: What’s wrong?
Oof 66 6 likes
Hahah I love that line 😂
When Billie was talking about the peeing in the cup story I DIED
Yas i was 100th like
Omfg “I peed on the floor” 😂😂😂
Maddie Hypers I WHEEZED
WHEEZEEE liked
"Hey class what did you do on the weekend?" Billie: "I peed on the floor in a closet"
💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀💀👻☠️💀💀💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️☠️
Me too
“16 and pregnant my ass”
Omg I laughed so hard😂😂
"... So they expected me to be. An adult. And I'm not....
So I don't deserve this."
Lmaooo
Karla RJ bruh I would’ve done the same thing lmfao
Life lesson: Pushing people into closests will lead to an unforgettable experience.
true
Yep
I know how you feel gurl i had to do that when I was 4 now im 11,but wtf pee on the floor!😂
especially if they’re told to pee in a cup
*YoU pUsHeD mE InTo A CloSet anD tOlD mE tO pEe iN a CuP, So I dID*
The word pee doesn't feel real anymore
I loooove her. I wish I had her confidence
sameee
So do I. ♥♥♥
Sh said that she hates the color blue and tried to take out the color in her hair but whoever put it in used permanent dye.
Scarlett Avocado sameeeee
" don't even talk mother " 8:03 I laughed soo hard
I just spent 11 minutes of my life listening to Billie talking about her “experience” in the closet
Yep totally worth it ✌️✌️✌️
"BRO!!!! YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE CLOSET AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN A CUP, SO I DID!!!!
-Billie Ellish
Omfg bruh, right as i read that, she was saying it at the same exact time omfggggggggggggg
6:36
maggie: *tHaTs a dOubLe nEgATiVe*
SHES SOOOO CUTE 😫😫😫😫
RIGHTTT
True
preach sis no cappppp
Addison Bickel I am a boy
i love Billie's eyes their so beautiful!
Okay when she said she had a song about poop stuck in her head that is what killed me because I made a poop song to get over the poop being stuck in my head.
Lol
M A
oof same
You had poop stuck in your head??
Diarrhoea!!😂
I looooove her 💖
“everyone’s so fake but they’re tryna act like they’re not fake” “i’m bringing sike back” “do you remember the show Psych?” “this looks like something my uncle would wear” “you ever have a song in my head and it doesn’t even exist” “these taste a little bit like a butthole” “they were on acid” “i dont check the price i just swipe” “can you not, i already exist it’s just - so weird”
Hey y’all thanks for watching. It would mean the world if you could subscribe to my channel im sooo close to 1000‼️
NEW AGE RAP all I wanna do is make people happy. So I subscribed.
thank you 🖤@@depressionmood1037
NEW AGE RAP you’re welcome.
I’m gonna have a kid this year..........
*her kid would be so cute*
7:06 So I... 🤣😂PeEd oN ThE flOoR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Billie is the only person I can relate to.
The pee in the closet story always gets me 😂😂😂😂☠️ the way she tells it 😂😂💀
Brooo the cup story kills me every single time where she’s like “I kinda forgot where I pee out of so I peed on the floooor” DUDE IT KILLS ME
"YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE CLOSET AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN A CUP SO I DID!!!"
8:34
Famous Billie Eilish quote~
"She pushed me into a closet and said PEE!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lmao I lost it
You're cute when you laugh,Billie
7:04 always makes me laugh so hard
🤣🤣
I have trouble peeing in a cup as is let alone on the floor in a closet that less than 1m by 1m
“SHE PUSHED ME IN A CLOSET AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN A CUP SO I DID” oh my god bille 😂🤦♀️
Once I went to the hospital and they forced me to pee in front of them, *OH HELL NO*
I literally told my doctors..... "yea I need space. You too mom" 🤣 you know what's it's like to have 6 doctors around ur bed and tell u to pee in a bowl. I couldn't. ...and I was drugged up on the meds. So I couldn't actually walk to my bathroom. So I had to do it from the bed. So ......i totally told them to leave 🤣
They’re doctors moron
@@jjf5042 im sure they get that but doesnt change the fact that their uncomfortable my dude...just saying
J J F and?
J J F everybody needs privacy. Even if you are in a hospital.
Smiling makes her feel weak. Um NO her smile could light up this world and has several times over.
Oh my gosh i cant wach this without laughing😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah omg this would be a nice try not to laugh challenge😂😂❤
Billie so sweet we need more celebs like her
*billies dramatic doctor story is what we all need*
(Btw, I love Billie ❤️❤️💓💓)
This so funny 😂
7:05 *I WHEEZED LMAFO-*
At 4:43 she sounded younger like she was 14-15
Aaliyah Burton she was like probably 16 there haha
3:06 I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
_So I gave her this pe-peeing-pee-peed-peed- covered cup_
A v o c a d o
"Do you think you spilled on the floor" xD
I like how she told us the entier story and gave us evry singel detail and ITS SO FUNNY HOW SHE WASENT AFFRAID SHE JUST TOLD US THE ENTIER STORY LMAOO I LOVEE HER
I need a friend like her burrrr I really mean it
ME TOOO
I really love how she talks. It’s so satisfying how she pronounce all the words cleanly.
“I got a song stuck in my head about poop”
The pee cup story has me in tears cracking tf up!! Omg I love it!
The peeing in the closet killed me😅
I wish I had a daughter like Billie💜 So fun, funny & chill🦋💖
And just t like that my depression was cured
“Everyone’s so fake that they don’t even pretend that they’re not fake” 😂😂 true though
Yes.
Those are the types of videos that excite me every day, it’s just perfect ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Omg I laughed so hard at the pee story hahaha so something that would happen to me! And it’s so true, stories like that do haunt you!
Stephanie Eagles I wouldn’t be surprised if it happened to me 😂😂😂
*SHES SO UNDERRATED*
7:05 I was watching this in class cause I finished all my work and the class was like dead silent. So I watched this vid and right when that part came on i started bursting in laughter and everyone was looking at me fml
This didn’t happen.
@@jjf5042 are you in her class?
@@jjf5042 are u in her class
@@jjf5042 are you in her class
this, this is my spirit animal half the time
Billies: If it smell like dokie it taste like dokie 😂😂
I love her so much 💕
The closet story made my day!!! I'm laughing with tears Billie is the best I swear!!!!! Xdxdxd
8:05 "NO, don't even talk moTHeR" - I'm currently ded 😂💀😂💀😂💀😂
I love Billie
1:39 OOOMG THAT SMILE WAS SO CUTEE 😍 (I wasn't expecting that haha)
2:45
Billie: I'm gonna have a kid...this year
Maggie: Oh Jesus
😂😂😂
I can't breathe... The pee cup. Shut up mother.
2019 you still kick it, nothing but respect 4 u .
00:00 gente coisa mais fofa do mudoooo
'SHE PUSHED ME INTO THE CLOSET' Iconic
Bro real talk she reminds me of a close friend, like her mannerisms, how she reacts to shit. I love Billie as a human
She’s such a good story teller 😂
Billie: YOU TOLD ME TO PEE IN THE CLOSEST IN THE CUP. SO I DID!!!!!!🤷♀️🤷♀️
*i bet she gives really good hugs*
1 6 A N D P R E G N A N T M Y A S S
Legend.
I swear that I'm lesbian for this girl. Her personality is so cute and funny 😂
I love her 😍
“I wanna have a kid.. this year... 16 and pregnant my ass!” I fucking love her I’ve related to this so hard it’s not even funny
"You know what, she should get in trouble. I PeEd iN a FucKiNG CloSeT!" 😂👌
4:03 holy crap Billie was SMILING LOOK AT HER FACE
Compare 5:08 to 5:15 OMG SHES SUCH A CUTE BABY HER VOICE
dude love u r nickname :D
Billie:don't even talk mother. Me:laughing my head of
7:05 😂 😂 😂
Love all the video’s of Billie ❤️
THE WHOLE PEE CONVERSATION
OMG
I LAUGHED TOO HARD
The doctor story is just 😂
Billie: Is the same age as me
Me: Forgets then checks and is astounded because she doesn't look like a greasy teenager like the rest of us do?
Also Billie: "All I do is swipe"
The show she is talking about is really good and funny as fuck. You all should watch it.
This is great. 😂❤️
"Smiling makes me feel weak" Dwight would be proud
I had my phone speaker at MAX volume so At 3:58 where she says “he’s cute. Where’s he at?” Billie’s voice activated my Siri and it picked up “Hey Siri play Sia” and the music came out and scared the heck out of me
I love her personality and her smile is just so pretty
“Smiling makes me feel weak”
It’s bad that I can relate
She's so real, I LOOOOOOOOOOVE HER
Hahha omg the First Clip