I love how "He's starving", yet instead of eating the millions of bananas he comes across ("His favourite food") he decides to become a carnivore and instead eat the rare meat bone
For anyone wondering, the into said: 'The Pretty and virtuous girl Sod- oma was Donkey Ko- ng's friend, she w- as the spirit what charge of all the Plant in the world , she distributed sunlight air and water to each Pla- nt everyday, so th- at they could grow up healthy and st- rongly… But the Lombado lived in the dark- some comer didn't like the darksome comer didn't like the world full of green grass and b- loomy flowers. So t- he evil Lombado a- bducted Sodoma, to amest the growth of the life. From then on. The flower bloo- med no longer, and the tree blasted slowly...… the b- anana and the wild fruit the donkey kong loved had be- en lacked too. The world became deso- late at once...… There were no a- ny thing to eat, D- onkey Kong fely v- ery hungry, and the famine made him t- hinner and thinner , finally he became a monkey. The poor Donkey kong can but left the forest, begun his difficult jou- mey to search for food and save Sod- oma…...'
Sun Tzu wrote that. And I'd say he knows a little more about gaming than you do pal because he invented it! And then he perfected it so no living gamer can best him in Donkey Kong 5!
The opening says: The pretty and virtuous girl Sodoma was Donkey Kong's friend, she was the sPirit what charge all of the Plant in the world, she distributed sunlight air and water to each Plant everyday, so that they could grow up healthy and st -rongly...... But the lambado lived in the darksome comer didn't like the darksome comer didnt like the world full of green grass and bloomy flower. so the evil lonbado abducted Sodoma, to amest the growth of the life. From then on ...... The flower bloomed no longer, and the tree blasted slowly ...... the banana and the wild fruit the Donkey Kong loved had been lacked too. The world became desolate at once ...... There were no anything to eat, Donkey Kong felt very hungry, and the famine made him thinner and thinner. finally, he became a monkey. The poor Donkey Kong can but left the forest, begun his difficult joumey to search for food and save Sodoma......
It's so validating to me to hear another human even mention Xavier: Renegade Angel. It's ten years now that I've been the only person I know to talk or think about it.
1:11 No no, that's "The journey OF over time and space"! Also, I like how you can't go left past parts of the screen that have been scrolled past, except for sometimes when you can, like when using the tornado move.
What’s the difference between Ding Dong’s and Chris’s voices? They’re so hard to tell apart, I can hear a tiny difference but I just can’t tell which is which xD
Bio21 they're completely different Chris has a funi silly juicy good boy voice Ding Dong has a monotone depressing (but good boy) voice with a slight southern twist
I was about comment on what a masterpiece this video is, then I realized I do that with every OneyPlays. God, OneyPlays just gives me a reason to live, it's too good.
So epic, it uses sprites from at least four games: Donkey Kong Country, Darkwing Duck, some kind of Mario game, that one game with the Tazmanian Devil There's tons of stolen stuff, impressive!
It is, just like starfox 2, donkey kong 5 was an unreleased game during the SNES era. Now the game is finally released and can be played in the SNES mini.
I really do wonder if anyone has any fond memories of playing these bootleg games when they were kids cause most of my experience with NES games when I was a tot was from a bootleg plug and play thing that just pirated a ton of the library
One of my favorite comfort Oneys. I just wish so much wasn't cut. Quite a few times where in middle of saying a thing and gets cut and skipped ahead. Would've enjoyed a longer episode.
![Oneyplays Short Series Compilation (Ding Dong & Julian Era) [Fan Edit]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/BGeASZxAeQw/mqdefault.jpg)
I like how whenever mr. kong starts starving, he puts on his epic snapback
Epic
He also gets his sick t-shirt that he shrunk in the washer
He also grows a tail
The only thing hellacious enough to keep his way rude hunger in check.
@@charliecryer4820 Gotta keep the sun out of your eyes when you're scoutin' for grub
I love how "He's starving", yet instead of eating the millions of bananas he comes across ("His favourite food") he decides to become a carnivore and instead eat the rare meat bone
MY SIDES
Bananas don't have protein
That is how Donkey Kong became the missing link
@@shaynehughes6645so realistic
It's not a bootleg unless it has the bootleg classic dialogue.
"Oblige me with the benefit of your!"
Porter which one was that one from again?
Digimon Rury
You are DaFu? Oblige me with the benefit of your!
I love that it sounds like an over complicated way of saying 'help me'
Alas, why must become like this?
"This is one of hardest games I've ever played" said Chris, as he played literally just 1-1 from Super Mario bros.
No it's Donkey Kong 5
It is, after all, *the journey of over time and space* .
I'm sure 1-1 didn't have that many enemies
it isn't mario 1-1, it's mario 1-1 thru SEVERAL layers of bootleg bullshittery, including but not limited to fucky hitboxes and botched controls
it’s Donkey Kong 5’s 1-1 what are you guys talking about Mario for?
"I have Donkey Kong 6 if you finish this one" dear lord this has me in stitches laughing
Chris got so mad that he briefly reverted to his native Irish accent
lol when?
@@roachdoggjr3786 13:04
Also Ding Ding turning into Chris's father just kills me
‘Ding Ding’
Billy Nandez I wish he would use it more
it's been years and i'm still not over "the tree blasted slowly"
I'm still not over "conquered lonbadoa"
The tree blasted slowly, but the land became desolate at once
"The flower bloomed no longer, and the tree blasted slowly."
- William Shakespeare
This might be the only real instance of "Watch as I beat the whole game" in the history of this channel.
For anyone wondering, the into said:
'The Pretty and
virtuous girl Sod-
oma was Donkey Ko-
ng's friend, she w-
as the spirit what
charge of all the
Plant in the world
, she distributed
sunlight air and
water to each Pla-
nt everyday, so th-
at they could grow
up healthy and st-
rongly…
But the Lombado
lived in the dark-
some comer didn't
like the darksome
comer didn't like
the world full of
green grass and b-
loomy flowers. So t-
he evil Lombado a-
bducted Sodoma, to
amest the growth
of the life. From
then on.
The flower bloo-
med no longer, and
the tree blasted
slowly...… the b-
anana and the wild
fruit the donkey
kong loved had be-
en lacked too. The
world became deso-
late at once...…
There were no a-
ny thing to eat, D-
onkey Kong fely v-
ery hungry, and the
famine made him t-
hinner and thinner
, finally he became
a monkey.
The poor Donkey
kong can but left
the forest, begun
his difficult jou-
mey to search for
food and save Sod-
oma…...'
Thanks dude
Love how you wrote it in the shitty gameboy format too lol
@@cannonfodder4000 Happy to help. :)
And now...
The Cheetahmen.
Sun Tzu wrote that. And I'd say he knows a little more about gaming than you do pal because he invented it! And then he perfected it so no living gamer can best him in Donkey Kong 5!
I love how you guys took this game more seriously than you took Cuphead
They made the right choice
Hmmmm monkey
U mad?
@@noxdova boiiiiiiiii
Pretty sure Donkey Kong himself wrote the intro.
Engrish
Okay, I've watched a *lot* of OneyPlays since discovering it years ago, and Bobert O'Neill might be the funniest thing they've ever done.
It's still one of my favourite bits
19:54 the start of the brilliant but short lived Bobert O'Neil saga
You dropped this:
👑
The only old man voice julian knows is Dracula
Percentage of us tow the line
The rest of us out of reach
Everybody party time
Some of us, will never sleep again
It's not Dracula, it's the Jewish grandfather from Rugrats.
That and dying Woody
Raidou why your games are so expensive fucker
_oiy I die..._
Oney: *beats donkey Kong 5 flawlessly*
Also oney: *falls into the same hole 4 times in super Mario bros*
Oney vs Bobert O'Neil must be animated.
i'll have you know it's Bobart "J" O Neil >:(
That entire 5 minutes needs an animation with it switching between chris and the boys and a craggle mouthed old coot in a bed.
The opening says: The pretty and virtuous girl Sodoma was Donkey Kong's friend, she was the sPirit what charge all of the Plant in the world, she distributed sunlight air and water to each Plant everyday, so that they could grow up healthy and st
-rongly......
But the lambado lived in the darksome comer didn't like the darksome comer didnt like the world full of green grass and bloomy flower. so the evil lonbado abducted Sodoma, to amest the growth of the life. From then on ......
The flower bloomed no longer, and the tree blasted slowly ...... the banana and the wild fruit the Donkey Kong loved had been lacked too. The world became desolate at once ......
There were no anything to eat, Donkey Kong felt very hungry, and the famine made him thinner and thinner. finally, he became a monkey.
The poor Donkey Kong can but left the forest, begun his difficult joumey to search for food and save Sodoma......
Frostadoodle It's Bobert J. O'Neil 3
I’d say oney vs his brother Burt would be more interesting
It's so validating to me to hear another human even mention Xavier: Renegade Angel. It's ten years now that I've been the only person I know to talk or think about it.
Bizarrrrrrroman Same, I remember having fever dream like memories of that show.
Because it's gay and so are you
Listen to Vargskelethor's streams. He likes Xavier.
Bizarrrrrrroman XRA is a fever dream I never wanna wake up from
the greatest show ever made
dingong: "Bobert o'neil is on his deathbed."
Me: "OY I DIE!!"
The background music during the Bobert O'Neil bit is so fitting.
I love how they ripped 90% of the enemies from Tiny Toon Adventures.
And the Taz spin is stolen from the Game Boy port of Taz-Mania
Ding Dong's old man tangent had me red in the face from laughing so hard.
Every once in a while I keep coming back to the Ding Dong and Julian era and it's always as funny as I remember
The grandpa O'neil bit, issa Mastapiece.
Should have pressed no on the continue screen because all these bootleg games always have really fucked up gory pictures when you press no
*het*
1:11 No no, that's "The journey OF over time and space"!
Also, I like how you can't go left past parts of the screen that have been scrolled past, except for sometimes when you can, like when using the tornado move.
Has Julian just been replaced by a recording?
Sounded like he was on a skype call...
His glass eye has taken over his body. He is now glass Julian.
Julian's a clumsy lil boy and fucks up his silly microphone often
Dingus made me spit my milk in to Sodoma's corona. Ding dong was so funny this episode had my sides splitting!
What’s the difference between Ding Dong’s and Chris’s voices? They’re so hard to tell apart, I can hear a tiny difference but I just can’t tell which is which xD
Bio21 they're completely different
Chris has a funi silly juicy good boy voice
Ding Dong has a monotone depressing (but good boy) voice with a slight southern twist
f a s t Yeah, I figured it out xD
"Her clit is like this, it's incredible"
Why is Julien upset in the thumbnail? We all know he would be excited at the thought of getting rekted by Donkey Kong.
I thought Julian liked his men buff N meaty.
The armadillos and item boxes are from Tiny Toons on gameboy.
This game is a weird clusterfuck of sprites..
*GUIDE ME BANANAS*
O hello there
I love Donkey Kong 5.
The dynamic between the final boss, Dracula, and Donkey is really interesting
there's only two kinds of people in this world: stinkies, and funnies
The part with Bobert O'Neill was killing me.
10:58 i love how happy julian gets when he sees the skull fellas
The last bit with Grandpa Bobert O'Neil was probably the hardest i've laughed in a while.
st-
rongly
a
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Ding Dong was extra special in this one. I love him. lmao
I love how DK cosplays as his friend Diddy when he is harmed or hungry.
Who is this 'Diddy' you speak of? I believe you mean starved dk.
Literally laughed myself awake this morning because I dreamed about this part 21:25
I loved playing this as a young boy back on the Nintendo gameboygirl during the world war 1 in 1999
can't wait for bobert o'neill to be animated
On it
Donkey Kong came
Through all kinds of difficulties, conquered Lonbadoba, and saved Sadoma.
Why does Julian sound like he's been recorded off a recording
Poo Salad he's trapped in the Donkey Kong 5 cartridge
Marge, we're in Donkey Kong 5 again
because he's in Undertale
"That's very funni"
"It's not"
"Ehehehe"
😂😂😂
I never understood why the meat makes him grow, but all those bananas you collect mean nothing
Meat has more calories
"Monkey!"
- Dennis Hopper
Chris kinda sounded like Joel or vargskelethor when he was trying to keep up with the text at the beginning.
lmfao, golden comment right here
lmfao, golden comment right here
Spooky Skeleton lol good one 👌🏼
Imfao, golden comment right here
lmfao, golden comment right here
"what have you done to my brain after a year of being around you"
That's exactly how i feel after becoming a fan of Chris, dingdang...
7:18 I can’t believe Julian actually likes a meme. That’s great.
If I had to find one positive thing about this bootleg, it would be that when you game over it just starts you over back at the same level.
Like the sudden abbreviated Andy Sweetie scream at the end, now that's true joy
I always find myself coming back to this video for the Grandpa storyline.
Ah yesss my favorite area on Donkey Kong Island.. Monument Valley, Utah
"Finally he became a monkey" has been stuck in my lexicon for 5 years.
"Christopher, it was meant for you--BLEH!"
I *need* to stop eating food while watching oney, I almost choked and died because I was laughing like 15 times.
"I am the fourth Donkey Kong"
I am the *FOURTH DONKEY*
I was about comment on what a masterpiece this video is, then I realized I do that with every OneyPlays. God, OneyPlays just gives me a reason to live, it's too good.
That grandpa bit is *GOLD*
I had to stop watching the intro made me have back spasms from laughter. It hurt so funny.
i use your videos to drown out my parents arguing. thnx
This hits deep. I do the same. I hope things get better for you. We oney's monkey crew support each other.
shit man, same
16:30 I wanted to hear what Julian was talking about.
This music is insanely nostalgic to me...I think it's crazy the feelings that a song, a smell, even a game can invoke
Bobert O'Neil is my favorite character. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
This has got to be my most returned to series, lol.
I think it would be hilarious if the boys played VRChat.
Know de wey
Ranunculus a third of his wish to be exact
Konkey Dong how about *no* de wey.
How the fuck is there a tighter screen crunch than the original super Mario bros that came out in 1985? HAAAAAOOOOOWWWW??!!!
The game boy color screen ia really small
So epic, it uses sprites from at least four games: Donkey Kong Country, Darkwing Duck, some kind of Mario game, that one game with the Tazmanian Devil
There's tons of stolen stuff, impressive!
Holy shit, I never watched this video from beginning to end and the Bobert O’Neill plot is giving me headaches from laughing
Bobert O’Neil’s horny, dying words will never cease to make me laugh, even years later
I like that Bobert was genuinely apologetic that he gave Chris the family teeny weeny peeny.
It's got scary music at the end because it's a creepypasta
Is that some new Oney™ music in the beginning?
Have a boy
I can't wait for Donkey Kong 6: Diddy's Salty Man-Water Misadventures.
To this day I have no idea what those piranha plant replacements were supposed to be
This is one of my favorite bootlegs, glad to see the boys playing it!
I love how the level design is copy pasted from Super Mario Bros
ThundariusZ what are you talking about, its donkey kong 5 a hidden gem on the gbc
Harry Strupp How could I be so dumb? Obviously Super Mario Bros Deluxe is a rom hack of Donkey Kong 5 The Journey of over time and space
Looks like someone doesn't know what a joke is.
ThundariusZ it literally is like that most of the game lol
Lightria Lighshar I do, I was saying that Donkey Kong 5 was a hidden gem and that Nintendo was ripping them off when they made deluxe
honestly ding dong sneezing made me laugh so hard i couldn't breathe
im really not sure why but it was so amusing for me
The Pokemon Pinball music opened deep crevasses of my memory
Was that final boss Dracula?
"He did the SpOoKy SpLaSH"
wait is donkey kong 5 real?
wait, no
It is, just like starfox 2, donkey kong 5 was an unreleased game during the SNES era. Now the game is finally released and can be played in the SNES mini.
LOOK, IT'S REAL!!!!!
Look up Spacehamster and his Donkey Kong bootlegs video he talks about this. XD
it's real in the sense that it's tangible, it is a real cartridge you can purchase
Bobert O'Neil the Fourth Donkey
If this was real instead of slapping someone silly you can slap someone starving
10:16 I legit though the Family Guy theme song started playing
I forgot about this bootleg. Dpes this mean we can see a playthrough of 7 grand dad?
funbyy meeme!!!1!
lol 7
Not including me, this comment has 7 replies. Coincidence?
They already played flintstones
Ya know this actaully isn't a horrible game. If it had better controls, original music, and some added nintendo polish it could be pretty fun.
Existential [ESC]ism Oh yeah maybe he could wear a red hat to give him some personality!
maybe give him a mustache and a big goofy nose to show which way he faces
Ryan Henry we better copyright this shit
what do we call it?
But make sure his hair and mustache are distinctly different colors.
Monkey when has meat 🍖
Monkey when has no meat ❌
22:33
"Save me"
"I don't want to"
Having your name be Chris while listening to the O'Neal grandpa part is hilarious as fuck
Chris's family crest is the Official Nintendo Power Donkey Kong 2 Strategy Guide free poster.
19:56- The Chronicles of Bobert O'neil
Animators PLEASE make this real.
look at this comment guys it's in the writing style and humor of the let's players
mom says I gotta go
this one's a response in the good ol' oney style
thanks for the username btw
I really do wonder if anyone has any fond memories of playing these bootleg games when they were kids cause most of my experience with NES games when I was a tot was from a bootleg plug and play thing that just pirated a ton of the library
That’s one of my favorite thumbnail arts from those guys😂
GUYS REMEMBER FUCKING PUHSKINTI DAY!
NOV 28.
IT COMES SOON!
One of my favorite comfort Oneys. I just wish so much wasn't cut. Quite a few times where in middle of saying a thing and gets cut and skipped ahead. Would've enjoyed a longer episode.
The game where Donkey Kong defeats Count Chocula.
2 years later and I'm still trying to determine what the perspective of Ding-Dongs eyes in the the thumbnail are supposed to be