One in four chance, huh? (Balatro)
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Me when I’m on the final question of Who Wants to be a Millionaire? with no lifelines left:
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It's a good one
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Very clever
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NL should get a nobel prize in balatro for the first recorded observation of matador doing something.
Skipping free midas was hilarious.
Watching that gave me a tummy ache
Type B here. I think he has never been as not locked in as in the beginning of this video EVER.
he even stared at it for a second
you wouldn't understand
@@prgnifyyeah but the commentary was cookin
Turn Q into K to make A afterwards. Delete two Ks 2 minutes later because they are not As. Never change Egg.
We call that dynamic decision making.
Of course we're Balatro guys, we miss the livestreams because we're at the casino fishing for a flush five
Of course, casino has 3.99 breakfast lol
They need to swap the odds for Glass cards and Wheel. Glass cards have 1-in-4 chance to break, but they never break (good 1/4). Wheel has a 1-in-4 chance to pop, but it never pops (bad 1/4).
Dude you're so right
So they are the same chances
Listen man I may be the drunkest I've ever been in my life but this might be the best message I've ever read in my life
This 95 year old commenter still makes math errors the old fashioned way
Do you believe in the big bang
15:50 me when I repeat the same comedic bit from Dropout TV to my friends for a reserved chuckle.
No Bloodstone triggers at 24:47 is crazy. we go again
With the red seal and the ballot and everything. Like witnessing a freak accident. He lost a coinflip eight consecutive times. Less than half a percent chance of that happening. One in 256
ok, ok.....lets buy this guy, lets buy this guy with money
Balatro guys, we are, of course. - Yoda probably
Balatro Andys, we are.
the banter on this one is so good i'm not even mad anymore, the MrBeast roast turned me full type B
We got another one boys
There's this odd discourse that comes up every now and then with Egg and oranges like ripping into an orange or tangerine is this herculean task when it's already naturally segmented and takes maybe ten to twenty seconds to do and I really don't know why
Cuz it makes ur hands sticky
@@yolobuttrill you should wash your hands before eating it anyways
Tangerines are so perfect that the skin comes off like babybel cheese wax. Those big navel oranges on the other hand can take forever especially when that annoying white layer is being a dick. But it's always worth it for the segments. They're like nature's fruit gushers.
The conservation officer after I surpass my fishing limit: 3:01
41:20 me when im pacman but i had a big lunch so my appetite isnt all there
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1:07:05 Me when I'm at the grocery store but they're out of Rick Ross' favourite fruit
Shout out to all the pear...
5:31 you could shop at five or six stores
Honey, you've got a big storm coming.
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Matador? More like don matter
Matadont
rancid vibes, we go again
1:01:59 my mom when I'm helping her getting the photos from her phone to her laptop where they will rot for eternity.
I feel like I'm improving at Balatro just by watching NL, especially when it comes to what not to do lol
That said, love his banter though.
Bro discarded the royal straight on ante 1
Me when I figure out how to travel close to the speed of light exiting a nearby galaxy and heading back towards earth 0:08 0:08
"They gotta put some beans in there" is the worst take I've ever heard on dairy queen blizzards.
talking shit to the 8 ball had me rolling
Rant@ 38:45 is on point
No green joker streak
Now if we hsd no bus, no green, no vagabond AND no flush-posting -- we might actually see something new or interesting; in contrast to the last two months.
I'm here for the yappin' tho, and listening to Egg complain about difficulty while going degen-autopilot-mode is fuuuuunnyyyy
On the health code violations topic, I prefer to go to a hole in a wall place where you go to the bathroom and there’s tiles missing and the paper towels is like great value paper towels sitting precariously on the edge of the sink. Then go to a 5* restaurant that changes gloves every time they touch a food even though half the time there’s no cross contamination.
10:30 bro has a high straight and just discards it
Skipping the FREE foil midas mask was certainly a decision
When he was talking about magic 8 ball I thought he was talking to someone in chat lmao.
hi tomo
Hey buddy
He's rubbing his damn chin so much he's going to get a infection there.
Orange peeling tip: roll it around in your hands first. It will separate the rind from the flesh and make it easier to peel.
7:30 Holy crap I’ve never seen a non-target get sniped so bad
As a student of UBC the rain or shine joke nearly made me fall out of my chair. Sometimes I forget this man exists
3 minutes in, I'm going audio only on this one the type A in me can't take it
Trust me, we never would havr made it.
20 mins i gotta tap out
I’m trying to sleep and I can’t cause of how bad he’s playing
Hope we're at the banter stage now. I kinda was a balatro hater when he couldn't play good enough to yap.
I guess we are bulking at DQ now
Here for the bean blizzards
Not to be a giant nerd but it drives me nuts every time he says "voice from the outer rim". You're getting your Dune and Star Wars mixed up!
Mission Failed!
We'll get 'im next tyme.
Who cares it's just weird space stuff
The whimsy bit goes hard.
31:33 When type A evolves into type B
We're balatro guys of course we wait for TH-cam notifications
I promise you cholesterol has not stopped being a problem for people
Any idea when he will quote the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe correctly?
Gurren lagann mentioned. We eating good tonight.
giant ice cream sundaes have a lot of calories??? fuck im going to hell now
Did he film this before or after they announced the guy from Train was deceased?
If NL hit me with a “Learn to chat” I would delete my twitch account.
Kurokos basketball goes hard if you like basketball to be fair
Guy who is a bull:
Yeah matador might be the worst joker in the game just cause it pisses me off the most
unfortunately timed Train upload
We're
of course we
1:28 me when the album ...And Out Come The Wolves starts playing
edit: oh wow he ended up saying this a lot
I can't wait for Balatro to hit mobile. This game has legs.
Have you been mewing?
balatro guy
NL Son or Dan Daughter?
Hi Tomo :3
we here for the red card redemption arc
Satsuma son vs orange daughter
jesus fuck, May 8th?
The problem with matador is that if it was triggered by all the things it seems like it should be then it would be completely broken
I think its just like, the one bad joker design. Its only relevant in a small window in the game, doesn't apply to half the bosses you can hit, and I don't know that there's really a good way to fix it
Reasonable put
@@Paranundroxjust rework it to give 2/3 money for each hand used against bosses. Or something like that. When I think of matadors, see them as the guy that "plays" with "danger". It makes sense to get rewarded for "playing" with a boss without winning.
type a youtube commenters lambasted. i’m vindicated
Gurren Lagann is way better for a starter anime than garbage death note, so K8 is based
also NL would probably love Monster
22:33 ?????
25:59 +2
Matador is bad, but Seance wins worst joker for me. The hardest hand to get for a tiny reward? Nah.
we’re balatro guys, we’re still waiting for a horrific macaulay culkin scream from egg as i mentioned in the previous balatro comment section. this is because we’re balatro guys.
Ill take planet daughter over son card any day
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Hi NL!
Hi tomo
You should watch One Punch Man, it's an easy stepping stone into anime
He truly is one of the worst balatro players I've ever seen
He truly is not tbh
@@Nikowo1610 He's not the worst player I'VE ever seen?
@@Nikowo1610 Maybe you just don't know as much about the game as you think you do
@@mlgmcdonaldsland7063he definetly is the worst player ive ever seen but I feel like most ppl (me included) dont watch him for "high level gameplay"
@@koga187 There's not having high level gameplay. Then there's watching someone bang there head against a brick wall.
- 1 hand size
me, buying a ring for my ex wife's younger sister
Guys I have 3 questions:
1) Is Tomo his wife, or his daughter? Why is he constantly saying hi Tomo?
2) Who is Andrew and why does he talk about Andrew this much? Something like a secret lover? But his partner can also watch the stream...
3) Why does he like dipping stuff in Mona Lisa's chili oil? Particularly what is special about Mona Lisa's chili oil in this context? Does Canada have a chili oil brand called Mona Lisa? If so then why? Da Vinci had expertise on many things but cooking like a master chef
Me when I copy and paste my only joke into every single video that drops