I have a house full of carpet and tile. I miss my old house with its wood floors. My children have destroyed the carpet with their stains and are breaking the tiles. I respect wood.
Larry is merciless at acusing people. He would make a great prosecutor. If it had been Larry OJ would have begged to be given the chair just to make it stop..
In context this is so much better, Larry spends the entire season trying desperately to get back with Cheryl, and then burns it all because she "doesn't respect wood"
during conversation i randomly,casually and very nonchalantly throw in a "do you respect wood"(with people that dont watch the show). the reactions are priceless...that empty stare of disbelieve that people get due to the randomness and absurdity of the question.
The funny thing is, it's not the wood that gets stained. It's the dumb finish they put on it that gets ruined. I'm sitting at an oak desk from the 40's, with no finish. It never stains. Looks amazing. A little wood stain. Nothing affects it. We've been had.
I'm in my thirties now and the amount of grown adults that don't respect wood is insane. Like people that have good jobs, married, have kids etc that just put their drink on an oak cabinet without giving it a second thought.
I guess the look in his eyes when Susie does the scene "If I have a piece of wood...." is the look of a proud director, in that moment the actor turns into a director. Great Larry ❤️
I'm a wood finisher and also a furniture technician. I respect the finish on the wood, I don't really have regard for the wood itself. It's the finish that can make or break a project.
A meta piece of comedy is that Julia Louis Dreyfuss's family has like 100 million dollars so her hitting up Larry for the table repair cost seems extra petty lol. Of course Larry is loaded too.
There is aging and then there is used and abused. There is also restoring. She is beautiful and looks different in a good way. That's what aging gracefully looks like. With a bit of help, but aging gracefully is definitely part of the equation.
I sell furniture and today I mentioned this clip to a customer who didn’t want to add our protection plan to the 3 grand worth of tables and chairs they got and now it’s recommended. Glad to know I’m truly being listened to by the gods.
"You've demonstrated a consistent lack of respect for wood, as I see it."
- Larry David
😂😂
Best line in the history of TV
Justin S I don’t know what you’re getting at. I don’t know what this is about.
@nickys34 moron
I respect all wood
Julia didn’t even think Larry did it. She just knew if she accused him he’d get to the bottom of it
LOL
this is the real take
I have a friend that does this and it’s brilliant
Very smart move! I didn't not see that coming.
This is amazing
I love how Susie has "peace" earrings, yet threatening Larry with violence haha.
@Justin Time hahaha, epic pun
The peace sign actually came from the bent cross, which was an anti-Jesus sign. So it makes sense for a jew.
Classic California liberals...do as I say don't do as I do 😂
Irony
that symbol is not what it seems...
"This is low grade wood" is such an amazing line
That was woodist. Jerry's an anti-woodite!
I never understand the appeal of wood tables and floors..they are so fragile
@@lepetitchat123 Fragile compared to carpet or tile? Huh?
@@pigs6486 they are so easy to stain
I have a house full of carpet and tile. I miss my old house with its wood floors. My children have destroyed the carpet with their stains and are breaking the tiles. I respect wood.
"Oh! So you discriminate amongst wood?" LOL!
+markwest1987 Yeah Jerry's an anti-woodite :P
ow you remember it !*
LMAO....Oh The Humanity....Serenity Now
God damn...we might not get a real Seinfeld reunion, but this shit is just amazing :-)
I RESPECT ALL WOOD
His entire scheme to get Cheryl back is brought down by a lack of respect for wood.
No point getting back with someone who doesn't respect wood.
@@ravneetsingh22 so very true
"Do you respect wood, Susie?"
V P No she definitely doesn't respect Jeff's wood
If I had a piece of wood in my hand right now, I'd beat the shit of it ok?? Get the fuck outta my house!
@@unclejameel Ok
I want her to respect my wood
Susie looks like she's about to laugh throughout this whole scene
Any scene with Jerry and Larry In it needs to be immortalized and put in a museum somewhere. Pure gold!
Pure wood!
It’s gold Jerry, gold!
Larry is merciless at acusing people. He would make a great prosecutor. If it had been Larry OJ would have begged to be given the chair just to make it stop..
comprehensiveboy “Do you respect Women, Mr Simpson?”
His face at 1:43 verifies this. He became Larry the Investigator
"are we no better than the beasts in the fields?!"
"Do you respect Leather, mister OJ?"
Oh my god, someone needs to tell Larry that OJ made an accusatory remark about him.
You know who probably doesn’t respect wood, mocha joe
Well his wood has wobly tables.
I could never be with somebody who doesn't respect wood.
Jerry disagrees!
jeff just sat there as larry and susie prepare to go at it is just priceless!!!
Wouldn’t be the first or last time lol
In context this is so much better, Larry spends the entire season trying desperately to get back with Cheryl, and then burns it all because she "doesn't respect wood"
9 people don't respect wood....
They DO respect wood, but resent it when someone suggests that maybe they don't.
Dan S. or maybe they don't but don't like that i am on to them!
maybe they discriminate against wood
Maybe they respect wood so much that if they had a piece of it in their hands right now they'd beat the shit out out of you with it.
Up to 35 people now
"This is a low-grade wood."
"Oh -- so you _discriminate_ amongst wood!"
"I guess you could say that ..."
"I respect _all_ wood!"
"Jerry Seinfeld is a wood fascist." It kills me!! Jajajajaj
"I respect wood so much that if I had a piece of wood in my hand right now, I'D BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH IT."
LOL Susie is the best.
You cut the part where he keeps looking stains on the table after Susie tells him to leave
Wat Yu That's what I came for. Can't believe they cut it out smh
That's like cutting out the punchline. This shit crazy
i need a supercut of all the times suzie kicked larry out of her house
during conversation i randomly,casually and very nonchalantly throw in a "do you respect wood"(with people that dont watch the show).
the reactions are priceless...that empty stare of disbelieve that people get due to the randomness and absurdity of the question.
Short Fuse I find this hilarious, because I do the exact same thing. It's the best
Jason Daniel you guys must be fun at parties
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@@TheAdamFothers But they have fun no matter what...
This is one of curb's funniest bits
The funny thing is, it's not the wood that gets stained. It's the dumb finish they put on it that gets ruined. I'm sitting at an oak desk from the 40's, with no finish. It never stains. Looks amazing. A little wood stain. Nothing affects it. We've been had.
you just thought me a life lesson, thanks!
You sir respect wood.
I think you're right. Somebody gave my wood a finish, and the next thing, there was a stain on it.
Found Larry’s burnet account yall
nobody cares , nobody asked.
You can tell Jerry laughed many times during that scene
The fact that this was made an arc and plot point in and of itself is a beautiful thing
I love how susie is wearing the peace sign earrings - a deliberate clash to who she is.
maybe a slow reminder to why she hates Larry.
"That's between the coffee and the wood"
I love that subtle irony of Suzy wearing peace sign earrings.
"That's between the coffee and the wood" is such an underrated line .
It's such a perfect Jerry line...
I'm in my thirties now and the amount of grown adults that don't respect wood is insane. Like people that have good jobs, married, have kids etc that just put their drink on an oak cabinet without giving it a second thought.
I think "Do you respect wood?" might be my favorite thing to quote from this show lmao
This whole skit summarizes my love of Larry David
I don't have to worry about wood stains anymore.
I got rid of all my furniture... and built levels.
"you're never gonna do that!" - Jerry seinfeld
You know….like ancient Egypt.
I guess the look in his eyes when Susie does the scene "If I have a piece of wood...." is the look of a proud director, in that moment the actor turns into a director. Great Larry ❤️
To this day, I ask people that question…..
This was absolutely one of my favorite episode in this series, having Jerry and Julia with Larry being a wood detective was just so good.
I'm a wood finisher and also a furniture technician. I respect the finish on the wood, I don't really have regard for the wood itself. It's the finish that can make or break a project.
Correction: Larry respects all Wood.
I'd hate to not respect Tiger's woods.
@@SightForMemories what about James woods
the best arc in the show haha
awesome reaction from Larry @1:27
Im dead
Also clipped out
“Your heart bleeds for the wood, but not for actual life”
😂
When I go to a funeral, I'm more upset about the coffin than the deceased 😁
Wood has just gained 1000+ points in respect.
It’s the fact that Larry could have had his wife back but yet he’s Larry and he can’t help himself
I don't quite understand but this is one of the best bits ever released on mainstream media.. appreciate the rarity.
That interaction between Larry and Jerry reminds me of George and Jerry chatting at Monks. You can really see how George became Larry in Seinfeld lol
The Wood Investigator
I particularly respect teak.
+JohnLoCicero Get the hell outta here, you woodist skinhead!
I like almond, only because if you leave anything wet on that surface, a little tree will appear.
At the price of teak, you should properly lust after it. Respect isn’t enough.
You discriminate.
Larry is insane hahahaha...super cool.
1:29 Larry is trying to hard not to lose it 😂
Every classic detective needs a signature line.
"Elementary, my dear Watson."
"Just one more thing..."
"Do you respect wood?"
so good. my favourite line in the finale.
Jerry should've left that coffee in his car.
Larry became so sensitized to that, lol.
“Your heart bleeds for the wood, so basically if you’re at a funeral, you feel worse for the coffin than you do the human inside of it”.
The Jerry I know would never leave a ring, not even on his own desk.
A meta piece of comedy is that Julia Louis Dreyfuss's family has like 100 million dollars so her hitting up Larry for the table repair cost seems extra petty lol. Of course Larry is loaded too.
Try BILLIONS of dollars
The only man on the planet that would so blatantly reject Cheryl Hines
"Oh so you discriminate against woods?" "I guess you could say that yes,"
This is my favorite curb scene
Which one? There are five
George breathed Larry so much, I can picture Costanza delivering these exact lines to a T
Larry David: Wood Detective!
AllWoodMatters
Only #StainedWoodMatters
I love Elaine !!! Ooops, I mean Julia. lol
Oh how I miss that show!!!!!
I wish my wife would respect wood as much as Larry does.
@@mhpoe1970 got his ass dude
Can't respect wood with a wicker table.
That *pop* when Larry pulled away looll
"Larry David, wood detective."
I know. They cut that out!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉I love these people
Larry is the hero wood deserves
I think that Larry just likes the word “wood.” It does have a woody sound to it. “Wood.”
Lol!!! All this over a ring on tables!!! I fucking love LD!!!! 😆😆😆
JLD is so beautiful....
Larry David is my spirit animal.
Susie's unbridled hatred of Larry is one of my favorite recurring themes of the show.
i watch this with a coffee on the wooden table directly.
I love when Suzue tells Larry, “get the fk outta here” lmao 🤣 I think Larry likes it
This is why I only have glass tables.
DAMN. Julia hasn't Aged a bit. Still Smokin HOT!!!!!!!!. Hahahahahahahahah Great bit.
She got a lot of work done. Same sort of thing with Claire from Modern Family - she looks way hotter now than she did when she was in Happy Gilmore.
she adores facial
ConvictedAshes You got that right!!
She has, but aging is beautiful. I think older women are just as beautiful as younger, sometimes more so, as long as the beauty is apples to apples.
There is aging and then there is used and abused. There is also restoring. She is beautiful and looks different in a good way. That's what aging gracefully looks like. With a bit of help, but aging gracefully is definitely part of the equation.
Check out Larry's face at 1:28 hilarious
You missed the larry David the wood detective thing
Damn it leaves out my favorite part where he pushes a stack of books to look at Susie's table lmao
The mere fact that there are downvotes on this means humanity is doomed. Thanks you goddamn animals.
0:47 how'd that happen 😂😂
That "Do you respect wood?" at 2:40 makes me think his wood aint gonna be respected if you know what I mean..
There are people like this
Friking Seinfeld is so charming
I love it that Susie has Peace Sign earrings
Even when he's getting laid 'DO YOU RESPECT WOOD'
Use a hot iron, with a piece of cloth underneath and take it out in seconds. Look it up for the details.
I LOVE WOOD!! The harder the better!!
The finger tap on the table at 1:52 hahaha
I sell furniture and today I mentioned this clip to a customer who didn’t want to add our protection plan to the 3 grand worth of tables and chairs they got and now it’s recommended. Glad to know I’m truly being listened to by the gods.
2:02 someone off cam cracked up hahah
This show should be called Costanza
I respect L.D. he respects the little things. 🙌🏾
Absolutely genius!
1:19 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Neither Julia or Larry cares about spending $500 for French fries in real life.
Tapping on desk: How'd this get here?😂
Also Jeff’s face at 00:59
😂
I'm considerate of wood
I adore wood, I would die for wood.