Vintage Computers - Database - 1985 - Thames TV

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  • @therealbettyswollocks
    @therealbettyswollocks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Love Tony’s standard sympathetic style “He was blown up, he can now see nothing”. “Now to something that Ray will never see”. Say what you see Tony.

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Say what Ray will never see...

    • @doubtingthomas736
      @doubtingthomas736 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Betty Swollocks.... brilliant name!... Still pissing me self!

    • @dobythedog
      @dobythedog 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was harsh!

  • @nostnocomment268
    @nostnocomment268 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I really wish all of the episodes of Database are one day uploaded in their original half hour episode format one day. It is great to see this again for the memories, thank you :)

    • @eddieroger4397
      @eddieroger4397 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know im asking randomly but does any of you know a method to get back into an Instagram account..?
      I somehow forgot the login password. I would love any tricks you can offer me

    • @cristianjoaquin6822
      @cristianjoaquin6822 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Eddie Roger instablaster ;)

    • @eddieroger4397
      @eddieroger4397 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Cristian Joaquin thanks so much for your reply. I got to the site thru google and Im trying it out now.
      I see it takes a while so I will get back to you later when my account password hopefully is recovered.

    • @eddieroger4397
      @eddieroger4397 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Cristian Joaquin it worked and I now got access to my account again. I'm so happy:D
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    • @cristianjoaquin6822
      @cristianjoaquin6822 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Eddie Roger you are welcome :)

  • @jeffer746
    @jeffer746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    despite living in 2020 i'm weirdly impressed by all this

    • @skyrocketautomotive
      @skyrocketautomotive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it's because it's not only impressive for the time, but also the sheer amount of innovation that was going on, so many new ideas, some a little crazy, but a hell of a lot more fresh than many of the ideas we tend to see nowadays. Even with the limitations of the time as far as memory and speeds they still seemed to do SO much with what they had compared to now, the average laptop now is like a supercomputer from only 50 years ago and yet we still use computers in much the same way from an interfacing perspective as we did in 1985. It truly was a new frontier!

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wish there were more of these uploaded, wasn't even born when these were on but I find them fascinating.

  • @DCI-Frank-Burnside
    @DCI-Frank-Burnside 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    You don't hear kids say "The graphics are ammmmazing!!!" anymore. It used to be a constant mantra in the '80s and 90s in regard to videogames.

    • @ArtofLunatik
      @ArtofLunatik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Embittered Drunk 16 bit power!

    • @HelloImNik
      @HelloImNik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      now they're all a bit too entitled 😂

    • @zippyparakeet1074
      @zippyparakeet1074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      man these boomers... idk what rock you guys live under but kids still say that whenever a next-gen game comes out.

    • @spritemon98
      @spritemon98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm 23 and I still say that

    • @AlexA-bn2wb
      @AlexA-bn2wb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spritemon98 You're not that young though!😅

  • @AWISECROW
    @AWISECROW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What an excellent Tv program. I'm so happy to be able to watch it here on youtube.

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Computers were so cool and experimental back then. They really were just exploring the potential.

  • @gato7908
    @gato7908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It all seem so quaint now, but you have to give alot of credit to anyone interested enough in computers to watch a show like that in 1985, because they were way ahead of their peers

    • @stevedevice1866
      @stevedevice1866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nonsense, micro computers were huge in the UK in the 80s.

  • @JuicyLeek
    @JuicyLeek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    22:42 “How does this racing simulation compare to the real thing?”
    “It’s very accurate actually.”
    Get them to play the latest version of Gran Turismo or Forza. I wonder how they’d react to that!!

    • @octaviussludberry9016
      @octaviussludberry9016 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, unless you know someone with a time machine, that's not going to happen is it....you thick twat.

    • @xehP
      @xehP 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      neither of those games claim to be a simulation though.

    • @vetrixfx9264
      @vetrixfx9264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xehP bro the slogan of GT is literally "the real driving simulation"

  • @97channel
    @97channel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:15 Dog: "Oh man, that's the spot.".

  • @gnamp
    @gnamp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    11:44 a little bit unnecessary...

    • @_PatrickJnr
      @_PatrickJnr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      it was kinda harsh.

    • @gnamp
      @gnamp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Andy Merrett Haha. Different times, I suppose...

    • @gnamp
      @gnamp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Andy Merrett Classic! Reminds me of the time a great aunt of mine would always tell me "you'll be next!" whenever she saw me at various family weddings. I was able to get my own back at her husband's funeral...

    • @geordiebeach
      @geordiebeach 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      gnamp was is a bit unnecessary?

    • @danps7167
      @danps7167 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      slap in the face or what? that was an Alan partridge moment for sure.

  • @daithideburca98
    @daithideburca98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tony Bastable the real life Alan Partridge

    • @tjackson1210
      @tjackson1210 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He does seem to be on the verge of losing his temper fairly often. I wonder whether there were often issues with the machines during rehearsals.

  • @JoeBetro
    @JoeBetro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mind blowing how far we've come in around 30 years! Humanity is going to be unrecognisable from what it is now in another 30.

    • @Blake4014
      @Blake4014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really, we've collectively lowered the IQ of the west with mass migration of third world crapholes. Innovation and technological leaps will be slower.

    • @gregorymalchuk272
      @gregorymalchuk272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Blake4014
      We need to evacuate productive people to Eastern Europe where civilization can survive.

    • @Blake4014
      @Blake4014 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gregorymalchuk272 the east will fall the same, just slower.

    • @zakur0hako
      @zakur0hako 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Blake4014 you for sure have a lowered IQ

  • @simmadpaul2880
    @simmadpaul2880 ปีที่แล้ว

    The legendary Geof Crammond. I spent 1000s of hours playing Revs and all of his Grand Prix games. Truly the father of sim racing

  • @AndroidDreams2049
    @AndroidDreams2049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:19 - erm....what are you doing to that dog ?

  • @PaulTaylor1
    @PaulTaylor1 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember this one with the eye controlled software! I wonder whatever happened to presenter Jane?

  • @WhatALoadOfTosca
    @WhatALoadOfTosca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I didn't quite catch what the little black box was in the bottom left of the screen. Does anyone know what that was for please?

  • @vesavius
    @vesavius 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    yeah, Ray, you will never see computer graphics. Just wanted to rub that in. lmao

    • @danps7167
      @danps7167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Proper Alan partridge moment...

  • @danps7167
    @danps7167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wow. He never held back with his criticism did he. He was the Jeremy Clarkson of his day.

  • @BungleBare
    @BungleBare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The racing driver, David Hunt, is the younger brother of James Hunt.

  • @S7EVE_P
    @S7EVE_P ปีที่แล้ว

    20:56 A lovely windswept Jane Ashton

  • @bernhardkuhn5676
    @bernhardkuhn5676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jane was so pretty at this time...wish I met her!

  • @TheHoipoloi
    @TheHoipoloi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "How does this compare to the real thing?" "Well it's fairly accurate actually" :) LMAO

    • @TheHoipoloi
      @TheHoipoloi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes in 360p it looks EXACTLY like real car racing :)

    • @JuicyLeek
      @JuicyLeek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is better than Forza for sure

    • @philipkempbell7174
      @philipkempbell7174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The first Gran Turismo was only 12 years after this.
      Ridge Racer 10 years.

  • @johntitor.
    @johntitor. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have theme tune to this on 7inch

  • @8BitNaptime
    @8BitNaptime 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jane Ashton is the Wendy Woods of Thames TV

  • @truthwillout1980
    @truthwillout1980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It picks up the electricity in the eyes!

  • @derekthesec
    @derekthesec 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Keep the print out of the image for scanning on a modern PC. Interesting if it was viewed in PDF.

  • @uni-byte
    @uni-byte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dr. Mike reminds me a lot of Alec Guinness. Not just in looks, but in demeanor too. Probably also explains why he's seems totally disinterested in the lovely Ms. Ashton.

  • @AndroidDreams2049
    @AndroidDreams2049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:16 - 'blown up' ?????? lol

  • @kerleyoliveira
    @kerleyoliveira ปีที่แล้ว

    Geoff Crammond at the end! Great.

  • @woodyeckerslyke9676
    @woodyeckerslyke9676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What’s that weird head wobble at 14:32 ?

    • @ModMokkaMatti
      @ModMokkaMatti 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was a novelty bobble.

  • @tannewton
    @tannewton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    08:30 the computer voice sounds like a Dalek.

    • @sovietonion72
      @sovietonion72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can understand a Dalek voice but not this computer voice.

  • @clive7903
    @clive7903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Was it cold in the studio. Nice coat Mike 🥶
    Maybe this F1 game might catch on. Don’t tell Sky TV 🤗

  • @spritemon98
    @spritemon98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cool! An early form of text to speech

  • @tuncfreeman
    @tuncfreeman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    loved it!

  • @crumplezone1
    @crumplezone1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A time when presenters where paid peanuts but were highly skilled and knew the business, now you get ridiculously overpaid presenters who would find it hard to even press the play button on a CD palyer, go figure

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great bit of history

  • @FSCforal
    @FSCforal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think i should buy a camera for selfies

  • @garyhunt8067
    @garyhunt8067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant presenters

  • @firsteerr
    @firsteerr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the heady days of youth thinking "well it cant get any better then this can it ???" back when broadcasters made interesting and informative programming to inspire rather then reality dross ,

  • @os-vasconcelos
    @os-vasconcelos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where is Jane Ashton?

  • @kamikazilucas
    @kamikazilucas ปีที่แล้ว

    the fact that only 5 years later photoshop came out

  • @kingshearer2
    @kingshearer2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Eye movement games never did catch on.. although I suppose a forerunner of VR.

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably, it really required hand-eye coordination, even in VR!

    • @mikiex
      @mikiex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I has been used a lot for disabled people.

    • @unknownuser1357
      @unknownuser1357 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      kingshearer2 I think Stephen Hawkins had it

    • @JackBandicootsBunker
      @JackBandicootsBunker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, apart from VR you have Tobii Eye Tracking, but the issue is software support.

  • @honeymonster5589
    @honeymonster5589 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I was a school there was a porn image for BBC micro called `JANINE'. and to get it up on screen you used the command *spool"". Anyone remember

  • @Rob_Walker.
    @Rob_Walker. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Back then we all thought we would have flying cars by now and live on the moon 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @honeymonster5589
    @honeymonster5589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6502 assembler????

    • @RWL2012
      @RWL2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      assembler for the MOS Technology 6502 CPU, the CPU of the BBC Micro and Commodore 64 among others

  • @PaulMurphyMusic
    @PaulMurphyMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Remarks on BBC Micro “it can do this, and it’s British...” meanwhile Steve Jobs “hold my beer”

    • @spitbacca
      @spitbacca 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Really 😂 you know Apple and Steve Jobs were talking to Acorn about their new in development RISC processor. Now the great great ancestors of the chip in your mobile phone.

  • @althejazzman
    @althejazzman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Playing with a keyboard though. Rookie!

  • @malcolmclements9254
    @malcolmclements9254 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I know how to understand if because I invented it"

  • @samnicholson5051
    @samnicholson5051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We used to be great at computer technology back then, much better than those shitty computers we use today this just goes to show how far our country has fallen

  • @odgeUK
    @odgeUK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:44 - HARSH

  • @morbidmanmusic
    @morbidmanmusic ปีที่แล้ว

    The theme music sounds like Rick Wakeman.

  • @koen.mortier_fitchen
    @koen.mortier_fitchen 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Like Apple Vision Pro

  • @davidb1038
    @davidb1038 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just a thought the system requires floppy disks to operate the program which the guy put into the disk drive with his hand obviously, yet the system is for a completely disabled person who can only move his eyes,so how does the disabled person put the disk in the disk drive to start.

  • @johngrieve2868
    @johngrieve2868 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sounds like Hal 9000

  • @tjackson1210
    @tjackson1210 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    24:30 - K...

  • @808music3
    @808music3 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Remove her bonnet will somehow make it looking like she was going adolescence😂😂😂

  • @ravsluxuryworld1396
    @ravsluxuryworld1396 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I computer”

  • @elbownesdam4024
    @elbownesdam4024 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Boffins are truely interesting people-how they figured it out,the eye stuff back then with a computer with less computing power than my iPhone 5s- round of applause for ancient 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 boffin-anybody know if this particular boffin is still alive ?also that blind soldier,,,,,that system was for the highIQ blind person..I was totally confused 🤦‍♂️

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Less computing power than a Nokia 3310.

  • @janeporter818
    @janeporter818 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow!!!

  • @murdaone261
    @murdaone261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ...FORT KNOX GENERAL LAMONTE M. WARD

  • @DCI-Frank-Burnside
    @DCI-Frank-Burnside 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:09 Early trans-humans.

  • @spritemon98
    @spritemon98 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ancient photoshop

  • @morbidmanmusic
    @morbidmanmusic ปีที่แล้ว

    way way way to many ads. Never coming back

    • @spitbacca
      @spitbacca 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Bye

  • @thedave7760
    @thedave7760 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What is a visicode decoder?
    Google doesn't know I just checked.