CAFE JAVAS: THE TALE OF THE BABY RAT
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ส.ค. 2021
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“We even have a rat that would’ve carried the milkshake, nsomba byuuma, it carries building materials.” Lollllll 😅😅😅😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣
There is a rat that would even carry the milk shake'
This like killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 That's violence
Violence 😂😂😂😂😂
If the rat survived the blades of the blender, it must be a new breed. It probably came with the evacuees. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know right
Okitegela 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
CJ's so class A that if they had rats on their menu, we'd eat them🤣🤣 uncle Mo we aren't Chinese
Hahahahahaha
it is this very line for me, hahahahahaha
its true
Indeed 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤩
Haahahahhahah this is my best line, we actually would eat them because the way i love to try out everything on their menu hahaha and i know am not alone
“Mpa ku kijjiko …..we are living in unprecedented times “stirs through the porridge” otiira awo ka city born” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
CJ, Lets make one super small Milkshake and Brand it "RatShake" !! and we shall still buy it
Cjs should give you milkshakes for a year uncle Mo.
I sincerely hope they paid you for this master class content on how to turn a PR conversation. Just brilliant!
They were already nice people and, now they are going to be nicer 😂😂😂
The moment he requested for the bible, i just knew a punch line has arrived .....hahahahahaha...
🤣😅😂 Can't deal with this man
Much love from Rwanda; this made my day!
So much love right back♥️♥️😂
The most gangster scripture. J for jerry 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
One of the best skits you have done. Javas look for this man . Abakolele obulango ... .Hilarious .
"...and if it was a Ugandan rat how did she drink to the bottom?" I AM SHOUTING!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
“The rats would have died under much cheaper circumstances”😭😭
I was almost calling you sebo anti nga ndaba no update...,😄😄😄, City born tale
Sapatu....
😂 😂 Of course as in why wud it have to die in a blender which makes the milkshake.
CJ and J stands for Jerry. This killed me Uncle Mo, you never disappoint with your content.
The rat said, you guys are now overreacting..... just small small falling in the glass, you're mentioning lawyers😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
You're really good bro. Tight script, dope cinematic intro, timing, facial expressions, editing/cuts.... Keep it up!!!
The J in CJ for Jerry 😂😂😂😂😂😂
City-born at the introduction 😂😂
Bwahaha , lol @ finding bed bugs on Emirates😂😂😂,
Banange nfwwaaaa😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂I even liked before I commented,me I would even advertise their rat 🐀 meal eish
@Charles Opolot hahaahah bursted
Was waiting for your version of the CJ story and indeed you did it🤣🤣 thanks for that gangster scripture too
Ssebo Ssebo 😂 😂 calm down, rats have always been a delicacy. We must look for the guy to that Rat-Lady, may be he was sending a signal to her 😂 😂
Did he just say the rats eat keys🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If there's any rat there watching, mwakikoze😂😂☺️
I've been waiting for this video.....all points made.....the rats that carry things would take the blender as well 🤣🤣🤣
You are so Hilarious . Hahaha... You are that Uganda that entertains so effortlessly . I love and enjoy your craft . Keep on, you are destined for greater things . Praying for you to always to travel the world and show your craft.
Walayi oyinza okuwuta ka city born mubyokusaga...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hihihi wabula unclemo, ya di best
😂😂😂 bro I just can't handle this 😂😂 the most gangster of scripture ol.. no no 🙌🙌
I knew that you were coming with it 😄😄you never disappoint
I don't know why I always laugh before even watching 😅😂🤣
Uncle mo, you never disappoint 😂😂😂
For sure 😊, u never disappoint 😂😂😂😂 right on time
Bwahaha🤣🤣ku intro kwenkomye okutegela....haha
It's the "javas they were already nice, now they're going to be very nice,if you have a birthday...2 more drummers"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's gon be the whole Afrigo band now hahahhaa ......
😂😂😂😂😂😂we even HV arat that would've carried the milkshake😂😂Uganda😂😂😂
Hahaha 🤣🤣 they should give us 🥄🥄 instead of ...... ohhh uncle mo.
The "J" in CJ is Jerry 🤣🤣🚶♀️
True, Javas should give their rats name tags.😂😂
Wow, uncle mo, that last statement is too touching that java's should reward you for this
I hear would have carried the whole milk shake🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha, @uncle mo, this has left me blended in amilk shake yet intact eiishi
Boss...you are the best...
The spoon call..haha
Who else heard the producer’s concern, Uncle Mo you are going off script 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I did and knew that statement was part of the script to leave us in suspense on that particular note haha
The facial expression just 😂😂😂 Mr.kiboneka onzita.
always great content from this guy
I like Uncle Mo's videos before I watch them
😂😂😂😂😂😂now i k ow why asked for the spoon.
Uncle mo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I give up🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
The j in cj iş jelly naye uncle mo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Matthew:5:25
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😜😜😜Uncle Mo Onzise poor rat from katwe
🤣🤣🤣🤣carrying the milkshake
Two extra drummers😅😅 its ooouuuvvvaaa, its going to now look like a traditional ceremony
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I expected this 🤣🤣 for it's like finding bedbugs on Emirates
Uncle Mo you make my days😂😂😅
So hilarious.
The ka Jerry in CJs 😂😂
The "J" in CJ stands for Jerry 😂😂😂
Owuta ka city born.
Uncle Mo.....my ribs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Am dead🤣🤣🤣🤣, the class A line😀! Nice
Mpa ku kijiiko🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.. only the bums are mine😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣... the j in cj is jerry1🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣...nsomba-byuma🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂Uncle Mo doing what Uncle Mo does best!!!!
Hilarious!
Our own from Kenya we are proud of you 😂
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣nsomba byuma would have done it best
Finally i have seen u uncle mo
Cafe Java’s need to give you a promo gig
Uncle mo onoonya kalango nkulaba 😂😂😂
Was waiting for this😆
Ahahahah kano akasajja oba kaliwa lumbeeki hahahaah hahaha Kanve wano
Uncle mo am from salla tourist respect uncle
Uncle mo you nailed this
haha owuutila awo ka city born. Introduction on fire hahahahaha
The first scene alone at 0:25😂😂😂your so hilarious,am new here but to stay
😂😂😂😂😂 this guy is funny sha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣it would have left with the shake "nsomba byuma🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ...rip jerry
My Birthday is in October I know where to go ..I might get the 2 extra drummers and a free milkshake for the road 😎😎💃💃🤣🤣
Ka city born😂😂😂
We need to check everything before😀😀
😂😂😂😂😂been waiting for this episode 🙌
Naye Uncle mbu label dea 🐀 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Naye muntu gwe
I totally agree uncle mo rats of Uganda can survive ..I mean they re hustler mostly these days coz everything being hard with M7 regime 🤣🤣🤣🤣I have a feeling that must have come with Afghanistans lol💃💃💃💃
Not nsomba byuma🐁 of Uganda 😜😜😜🙌
😂😂😂😂😂😂we have rats that would have carried the milkshake itself
Ok I had just seen the nsomba byuma saga on Twitter naye nfa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've only just got the "spoon" pun 😄😄😄 "owuutira awo ka City Born" 😄
Guy, you made my day!!
I had re watch it... didn't want it to end.. 😭😭😭
Love yo content ❤️
You make my day 🤣🤣
Yesss bosss😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣owuutira awo ka city borne
I'm dead and buried 🤣🤣🤣CJs should give you milkshakes for life
Naye Uncle MO! Instead of fixing our cars you are there just doing lugambo.
😂😂😂😂
Owutilawa ka cityborn😂😂😂
🤣. Just hilarious!!.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 mbu label all the rats in there kitchen
😂😂
Owutira awo ka city born 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm a simple man, I see an uncle mo video I like before I even watch the video
Gangster scripture set me screaming 😂😂😂😂