Off Days: Fortune Teller

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  • @ralleks
    @ralleks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    ''citing Marty's overexcitements as the SOLE REASON.'' xD

  • @jackcr2477
    @jackcr2477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love that Amir and Marty both picked 3 Purple and got wildly different fortunes. That's the magic of the bish!

  • @likestxrscream
    @likestxrscream 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    they should do an episode where between scenes it subtlety cuts between Marty and Jake. bet no one would notice

    • @HMS-Pogue
      @HMS-Pogue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      those that would notice would lose their shit 😂

    • @lard3man
      @lard3man 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that wasn't Jake?

    • @jefftheworld
      @jefftheworld ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They do that all the time.

  • @ngossett75
    @ngossett75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Bungalow on the swamp front? How about bungaNO on the stomped blunt

  • @rnjbond
    @rnjbond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Swamp front living seems like the best place for Geoffrey to model his jants

    • @TheTheDoctor007
      @TheTheDoctor007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He'll die before they take off, though.

  • @user-og7qq5zy8p
    @user-og7qq5zy8p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    completely unrelated but nothing sparks more joy in me than seeing a pure, wholesome, girly sleepover complete with blankets and fortune tellers, even if its conducted by 1 grown woman and 3 grown men

  • @Gunsforbuns
    @Gunsforbuns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Been rewatching old Jake and Amir videos for the past like week for the 5th or 6th time, really do love the type of comedy that you guys bring to the table, to say i was sad after the final episode is an understatement, and to say i was worried that things wouldnt be the same on Headgum worried me even more so. But you guys still nail the humour, and have found people that add to what you had. Just wanted to say thanks,, been a massive, massive fan since the collegehumour days, youre the channel that has without a doubt given me the most laughs, especially with the amount of times ive rewatched your older videos. So yea, thanks for the laughs, love what you guys do
    Love, one of your biggest fans

    • @weezact7
      @weezact7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You've got to be the first self-proclaimed J&A fan I've seen to leave a comment that they feel the HG shorts are on par (or better than) the original J&A. I always figured, statistically, there must be SOMEONE who felt that way despite the comments I've read. So, ty for providing empirical evidence that they exist, lol.

    • @JoshMarshain
      @JoshMarshain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@weezact7 I feel the exact same and also have been rewatching J&A the past few weeks, been following them since the second ever Ace & Jocelyn and haven't looked back

    • @weezact7
      @weezact7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JoshMarshain Oh. I didn't mean I agreed with Zed. I just meant that I hadn't heard someone voice that opinion before. I respect it, but I don't share it. I like the Headgum shorts, for sure, but I don't feel like they capture the same energy the J&A series did. To me it feels like a "tribute band" sort of situation. Like, I understand that Jake and Amir are involved in them (probably pretty heavily), but they feel like some J&A fans trying their best to make new J&A (but with different characters for legal reasons). I feel like Jake and Amir aren't as invested in this series as their original one and the other actors are hired, but not especially passionate about the gig.
      But that's just my take on it.

    • @Gunsforbuns
      @Gunsforbuns 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok, let me put it this way, to some extent yes, i feel like the old J&A was better, the characters themselves arent the same and i enjoyed the synergy that they had. BUt i was worried that this was just going to be a cash grab, and im relieved that i can still find enjoyment from their shorts, just in a different way than they used to. They still get giggles and laughs out of me, which is hard to say for a decent amount of youtube nowadays, but sure, old J&A would get hysterical laughs for sure.

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      weezact7 Been watching Jake and Amir since 2010, the content they produce with HeadGum is just as good. They got some great actors here who capture their style of comedy perfectly. It can’t be a tribute if the same exact guys are still making the content. I’m sure they write and supervise damn near everything for this channel as well so any complaint you have is 100% directed towards Jake and Amir themselves.

  • @Adamantbby
    @Adamantbby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    My favorite part is how marty and amir said the same number and color

  • @DanielLarson42
    @DanielLarson42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Leave it to Marty to tear at the fabric of a loving relationship. I thought that was Amir's hobbie

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How is that a hobby? It's the opposite. A hobby is something enriching and that's just tearing at the fabric of a loving relationship.

  • @AwesomeLorenzoBros
    @AwesomeLorenzoBros 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The "sole reason" made me laugh so hard at the end LOL.

  • @YungRasputin
    @YungRasputin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    My favorite video in herstory

    • @drakoinx
      @drakoinx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Last few vids have been better then the typical material I feel. Seems like they are getting a better feel for there group.

  • @gpmegaman
    @gpmegaman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is an interesting development on the dynamic, because honestly off days was basically just Jake and Amir where people took turns being Amir, but this dynamic is actually fresh, more like it please, because nobody will ever be a better Amir than the classic Amir

  • @TuckerSpalding
    @TuckerSpalding ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Blue one, you idiot, blue one" 😂😂😂

  • @Dradeeus
    @Dradeeus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The serious way Amir says "Jesus." at 1:47 will never not make me laugh.
    I think "Fortune Teller" should be a series. XD

  • @tarrenl4068
    @tarrenl4068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    That guys parents are notoriously divorced.

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao i just saw your comment on the Thu-Nun-Nun video saying how much you loved that phrase

  • @IcePlays
    @IcePlays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Marty's face at 1:55 holding back laughing is so funny

  • @johnbrumbaugh
    @johnbrumbaugh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Bad fortune? Nah, bad you.

  • @superneko99
    @superneko99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Honestly might be the best one yet. And last weeks was so good too. Herstory being made.

  • @mickeynotmouse
    @mickeynotmouse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Surge dude i love those 'pick a number' things, im serious dude

  • @Thomas-hh2yu
    @Thomas-hh2yu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like that its implied Geoff should've known that Blue 1 would have given him a bad fortune

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right like everyone knows blue 1 is trash, what a dummy

  • @andresluz4973
    @andresluz4973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This video made a smile of me

  • @darylgraham4313
    @darylgraham4313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The energy they create is so impressive.

  • @Dradeeus
    @Dradeeus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I have watched this like 40 times before realizing Amir and Marty pick the exact same color/number combination with different results. XD

    • @nickdovolos8271
      @nickdovolos8271 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Came to comment the same thing I’ve seen it like 5 times and never noticed

    • @zegodhand
      @zegodhand 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i'm blind!

  • @JayMiV
    @JayMiV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:08
    HENRY HENRY HENRY

  • @Wizards_with_Guns
    @Wizards_with_Guns 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is VERY good

  • @ShadowPegasi
    @ShadowPegasi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Holy shit Amir's little "It'll happen" cracked me the fuck up

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're all trying to comfort Geoff and Amir is shooting straight. lol

  • @EnderWyatt
    @EnderWyatt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Marty “Gun Jumper” Gingivits spoiling literally any joy his parents could have by just being...happy? Like it sounds bad to say but his smile is infuriating

  • @ivarkrabol
    @ivarkrabol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You gotta give me some of that, soda

  • @Thisath100
    @Thisath100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you never fail to make me crack up you guys. so unsurpringly, yet unexpectedly hilarious.

  • @loopeygoopey
    @loopeygoopey 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best headgum skit I've seen yet, straight up brought me back to the golden era of CH

  • @travisbeaty3186
    @travisbeaty3186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video guys, well made and hilarious! Every one of you is so talented and funny, and I think I especially like it when Marty is in the episodes!

  • @slycooper459
    @slycooper459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bungalow? That sounds like a place that’s FUN TO GO

  • @sysofadownify
    @sysofadownify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Marty's excitement in this was golden.

  • @InSpades0
    @InSpades0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Join Geoffrey in his swamp in the woods bungalow now that sounds like a place thats... fun to go

    • @superneko99
      @superneko99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Geoff would love to have you!

    • @jakedocen8372
      @jakedocen8372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@superneko99 no he wouldn't

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1. I love that for this to be true, Reilly would have had to write, "single dad through surrogate, swamp-front bungalow in Tampa, dead" as a viable option in her fortune teller.
    2. Also note that Marty gives the same number and color that Amir did, yet his fortune is different. Which leads me to believe Reilly is playing fast and loose with her fortune reading.
    3. I'd much rather have a swamp-front bungalow in Tampa than a Hollywood mansion. The people in Hollywood alone are enough to make you gag.

  • @getlowpapoose
    @getlowpapoose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Aww they look so cosy 🥰 but Geoff looks so sad ☹️

  • @anubislee36
    @anubislee36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What is that piano piece? It has me very very interested. Pls help!
    The album they site is not accurate I checked every song.. lol

    • @anubislee36
      @anubislee36 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      still waiting :(

  • @HomestarRunner20X6
    @HomestarRunner20X6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amir gives Geoffrey a look of scorn for picking 'blue one' before
    Reilly even reads the fortune.

  • @DennisBayazitov
    @DennisBayazitov 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great bit

  • @plasticbutler
    @plasticbutler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    If Geoffrey will be a single dad via surrogate that means he would never get a divorce.
    So his kid is still luckier than Marty.

    • @TimmyMcGowan
      @TimmyMcGowan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And he’s luckier than Marty’s parents because his son will never have to be Marty

  • @DeadInTheFace
    @DeadInTheFace 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is amazing

  • @twooks
    @twooks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Piano piece at the end?

  • @WelhamGaming
    @WelhamGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thought Liam was gonna walk in and sweep Amir off his feet.

  • @justinz9225
    @justinz9225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Why does Jake look so weird?

  • @extroverted_hermit
    @extroverted_hermit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A twist on this sick vid makes the ladies go drip drip

  • @LimLamOfficial
    @LimLamOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Career?
    *dead.*

  • @Karlos1760
    @Karlos1760 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was a good one my dudes

  • @WillToWinvlog
    @WillToWinvlog 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    A GREAT VIDEO FOR THIS GIDDY BRO!

  • @RebuildingYourRuins
    @RebuildingYourRuins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Geoff's fortune didn't sound like a place that was fun-ta-go.

  • @Craisins
    @Craisins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Swamp front muffin

  • @Liface
    @Liface 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I lost it at "Swamp front in Tampa"

  • @matthewconte875
    @matthewconte875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    First comment for this lil poppet makes the ladies less than despondent.
    I ate out a parrot at a gala!

    • @matthewconte875
      @matthewconte875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Will Brenner with these shoes I could be the belle of the ball

    • @Ducks314
      @Ducks314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A gala? I've never seen anyone invite you to lunch.

    • @matthewconte875
      @matthewconte875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ducks314 if you say that again I'll scratch your eyes out

  • @mayy6758
    @mayy6758 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ya gotta give him that

  • @Tim0909
    @Tim0909 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    JEFFREY with the SKX013, my choice of watch as well my friend

  • @CroshVine
    @CroshVine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So Reilly, the only actual girl, doesn't get to go? I guess she already got her dream.... of being awesome.

  • @emonoglesby
    @emonoglesby ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Blue 1 and thats not really my kid was perfect

  • @jessworsley9909
    @jessworsley9909 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was really funny guys!

  • @nora_adora
    @nora_adora 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jake wasn't invited to this Lady's lunch?

  • @DiggieSmallz
    @DiggieSmallz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How about a bungalow that sounds like a place thats fun to go

  • @LoMo_11
    @LoMo_11 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think about this sketch too often, I feel bad for Marty’s parents. They could’ve been happy together if not for him and his damned excitement

  • @joeyrozic1100
    @joeyrozic1100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So Marty's parents are divorved...Again.

  • @raymondedel8178
    @raymondedel8178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bad fortune? Nah. Bad YOU.

  • @skydaplaya6
    @skydaplaya6 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That ending though

  • @theindianmeme
    @theindianmeme ปีที่แล้ว

    This sketch opens with Reily doing Amir hands.

  • @dclarkmusic
    @dclarkmusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    All that info is in there?

  • @johnnettey
    @johnnettey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Five, taupe. Betch.

  • @BoilerRoc2002
    @BoilerRoc2002 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol, you just said you can't trust these things!

  • @Aaron3502
    @Aaron3502 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Scuffed Jake is looking good in this episode

  • @AsheSkye
    @AsheSkye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His parents are notoriously divorced.

  • @flemishdog
    @flemishdog 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    We were having a nice little ladies lunch!

  • @miraj0072004
    @miraj0072004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Has Jake retired?

  • @astronautrocks
    @astronautrocks 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bungalow that's a place FUN TO GO! Ass

  • @davidtombleson3015
    @davidtombleson3015 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What is that piano piece???? It's definitely not from that album you put in the comments

  • @OneTakeJake206
    @OneTakeJake206 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You need to play MASH at the next girl’s night

  • @Rushil69420
    @Rushil69420 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Does Reilly's hoodie say "HARDPASS" ? where do i cop

    • @aaronj.campbell3876
      @aaronj.campbell3876 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It does. Found it at meganbatoon. $55 USD

    • @Rushil69420
      @Rushil69420 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aaronj.campbell3876 oh cool i didnt know it was headgum merch. appreciate it

  • @meechivelli
    @meechivelli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ...... Jesus

  • @PolyChromium
    @PolyChromium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just a classic girl’s night with the boys

  • @Hwella555
    @Hwella555 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Herstory...

  • @allentanner9290
    @allentanner9290 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "IF" I liked that video?! What do I do about LOVE?

  • @ushnishde
    @ushnishde 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just realized they both picked purple 3, but got different results. How and why?

  • @TheGregbueno
    @TheGregbueno 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    SWAMP FRONT

  • @katiei5098
    @katiei5098 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    surge dude lets make a cootie catcher dude

  • @ReginaldTweedMovies
    @ReginaldTweedMovies 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blue......HAH

  • @MrFlyer120
    @MrFlyer120 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    did Jake write this one?

  • @SomeSunshineOutside
    @SomeSunshineOutside 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    hey that's funny

  • @daninbox
    @daninbox 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Both Amir and Marty picked 3-Purple.

  • @dradski1758
    @dradski1758 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "it's not really really my kid tho"

  • @Mentro140
    @Mentro140 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    N O T O R I O U S L Y

  • @olinkirkland
    @olinkirkland 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wkuk vibes 🤣🤣🤣

  • @captainautobots
    @captainautobots 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Blue 1"? No.

  • @eelvis1674
    @eelvis1674 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's like ghost stories all over again :'(

  • @simonzimmerman166
    @simonzimmerman166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    700 likes, 0 dislikes😩😤

  • @christianmccauley7340
    @christianmccauley7340 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Marty, your parents are notoriously divorced.

  • @komlat253
    @komlat253 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where's jake....?

  • @AndrewBell
    @AndrewBell 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Marty dabbing makes me wet my pants. He's by far the funniest HG cast member

  • @Razmatschannel
    @Razmatschannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Poor marty

  • @elonmush4793
    @elonmush4793 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    and what happened to Geoff?? I need to know, how's his kid!??

  • @pouriarajaee6811
    @pouriarajaee6811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where's jake? He hasn't been around for a while.

    • @louis-sw7kw
      @louis-sw7kw 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The bitch moved to New York City or as i like to call it, New York SHITTY

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They only used the ladies for this sketch.

  • @dradski1758
    @dradski1758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was actually kinda funny I like end credit

  • @DannyBellTheAuthor
    @DannyBellTheAuthor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I miss Jake.