Me: "Hey, boss, I'm going to be sick on August 25th." Boss: "Those who wield too much power... those who will only create chaos... they are simply not part of the program." Me: "MAIN SYSTEM - ENGAGING COMBAT MODE"
Me: Boss I need to talk to you. Boss: Talk. Me: I have an apointment for this month, the day 25 to be accurate and I maybe I won´t come back until next month. Boss: We´re both Ravens... Just do what it comes naturally. Me: 😲What!?
1. Get smuggled into space 2. Call up homeboy Walter 3. Get a Space Lobotomy 4. Buy some model kit, glue and a sprue cutter, we buildin. 5. Stock up on mountain dew's new Coral Crush flavor 6. Commit war crimes
'Twas a grave mistake watching this while eating lunch. The number of times I almost choked on my food because you pulled the rug out with fantastic comedic timing was more than I could keep track of. "If you need to rely on drugs, I recommend Coral" almost freaking killed me. Bravo
@@absurd.gaming nah I ball on a PC which just meet lowest system requirements "This one is functional but don't ask much more " "I'm not here to talk, boot it up"
Jesus...LOL, This is quality...totally caught me off guard, makes sense why you put "I am not liable for any ill results" Look forward to grinding with you.
I got my toilet chair ready for that week, good thing my wife left me 2 months ago and my boss fired me. And even better I still have plenty of time before my landlord kicks me out of my house.
Lol Nobody at my work are gamers, so I don't talk about it. Already reserved my day off for it. Got employee of the quarter at my job. We don't do it by month. So I'm golden. The real issue is that it's also my anniversary weekend with my fiance. It's a lil hard to work with that.
@@absurd.gaming oh shes well aware of the game. She looked at me an said. "You have friday, sat and sunday are mine" I'm gonna be up late though, so I'll be rocking into the early A.M.
Thank god I'm off from College until September 8th or something. 😌 Just got to blast through my summer work, revision and then order the game as a key a day or two after release so it's slightly cheaper. (I hate having to do that as I'd love a case but I don't have much money at all right now.) See you on Rubicon-3 Ravens! 🦅❤
Bruh I got most of these tips down! Haven't worked in like 5 years due to health issues and I'm not in school anymore lolol. And my family is chill and understands that I will be busy with AC6 since I've been talking about it nonstop. All these years have been preparing for this game!
i'm basically went autopilot mode these past few weeks, just eat, work, sleep and repeat, nothing else, just trying to get through the day as fast as possible until ac6 arrive.
Was expecting some mech builds or prev games to practice but man... This is even better, from the bottom of my cheesy gaming set I thank you for your knowledge!
Booked the Friday off, as well as the following week. Premium edition probably won’t show up for me until September so I have the digital deluxe version preordered too!
I graduate from college the day this game is released, so I might have a few weeks to play before figuring out what da hell im gonna with my life next 😂
PS5: Check 2 controller charged: check Vacation, My boss: Where you going? Me: Rubicon, Mars 😅 BandaiNamco delivery:..... god knows when I gonna received.....
Excellent 😂👍 you managed to make me laugh about not having school, job and family anymore. Thx man. Those last 10 years were hard… but I survived and I’m coming back to claim my place. A Raven’s place. See you soon
Dammmmm my bro got the classic armored core bops playing 🤟😎 Also great vid can’t wait were so close also I’m unemployed and graduated so I completed the tutorial and I’m fully prepared
My started Mech is gonna be the default but the head and left arm would eventually be upgraded to nightfall loadout but reskin of nightfall called snowball aka mei from overwatch then the second one is going to be a lightweight good for evading dodging and strafing called ashe the frost archer
To prepare for this game in running many hours through The Tower of Sisyphus in Returnal, and I'm not playing carefully. I took off all manner of aim assist and I'm jumping into the center of enemies and forcing myself to survive....it's all about the reflexes.
I already lived like AC pilot man... FREELANCER.... i can stop working... with consequences Oh and i found that My piloting skill is Improving when i am Slightly drunk
Oddly, I don't really heed a reason to take a day off from work. I just say "I can't work tonight" and my boss says "okay". I am working the Sunday prior to compensate though.
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People I work with know people that work at the hospital. That plan won't work for me.
Me: "Hey, boss, I'm going to be sick on August 25th."
Boss: "Those who wield too much power... those who will only create chaos... they are simply not part of the program."
Me: "MAIN SYSTEM - ENGAGING COMBAT MODE"
Boss: TARGET VERIFIED! COMMENCING HOSTILITIES
Me: Boss I need to talk to you.
Boss: Talk.
Me: I have an apointment for this month, the day 25 to be accurate and I maybe I won´t come back until next month.
Boss: We´re both Ravens... Just do what it comes naturally.
Me: 😲What!?
Haha, solid call back to Nocturne!
@@absurd.gaming Lol, but in seriousness. Could get difficult if your boss is also a gamer. 😁
I'm a freelancer, in other words a mercenary...already living the raven life all this time
You need no advice then :)
This Is probably the best and most efficient advice I ever heard from a true Armored Core Veteran
This was a great video man 😭
Way better than what I was expecting
Glad it worked on you!
Can't wait to meet you all at the arena, ravens
Be careful what you wish for...
(joking of course)
It will be awesome!
Nothing personal if we do.
It's just a job.
*_"I CHOOSE LIFE!"_*
*_(Engages assault boost in the opposite direction)_*
"Nope, he who runs away and survives, runs away first!"
Same to you, raven
1. Get smuggled into space
2. Call up homeboy Walter
3. Get a Space Lobotomy
4. Buy some model kit, glue and a sprue cutter, we buildin.
5. Stock up on mountain dew's new Coral Crush flavor
6. Commit war crimes
Solid to do list!
Corporate Crimes
So proud that I'm already doing most of this. See you in Armored Core 6!
You gonna fly high, Raven!
I've already replaced my gaming chair with a toilet so I'll never have to break immersion.
Pro gaming
Seeing Ravens come out of the woodwork is so dope, been a fan since I was 9, in my 30’s now it’s so awesome
Hell yeah, been such a fun time getting the Ravens back together.
no problem i already got my lobotomy done and the bodybag and cryochamber should be arriving next thursday
Perfect!
I got my family out of the way by calling in a SWAT on my own house and hiding in the tool shed while everyone else got shot. 😎👍
Gotta do what you gotta do
Basically, you hired ravens to clear the area. Peak Armored Core.
@@CptJistuce 🤣😂
Oh man 4:00 OG AC1 menu music, Nicely done good sir.
Also this vid gave me a good chuckle thank you.
I'm glad!
My cats will have plenty of food water and a clean litter box. they;ll live lol@@absurd.gaming
Been waiting 11 years for this. Raven since 97,
Ya he threw in music from a couple of the oldies ;)
'Twas a grave mistake watching this while eating lunch. The number of times I almost choked on my food because you pulled the rug out with fantastic comedic timing was more than I could keep track of. "If you need to rely on drugs, I recommend Coral" almost freaking killed me. Bravo
I'm not responsible for any choking related injuries :)
tldr: literally be C4-621
True. Lay in bed, take in IV drugs and nutrients, and upload your mind to your PS5
@@absurd.gaming nah I ball on a PC which just meet lowest system requirements
"This one is functional but don't ask much more "
"I'm not here to talk, boot it up"
Well, I'm currently unemployed, so I just need to deal with many levels and forms of anxiety =/
Funny video, I really liked it!
Walter will give us a reason to exist
I have heard of this human+ program, which should help you get rid of all of these issues.
I'm on a medical leave and uni wont start until october, so it's gonna be awesome
Preparation step 1 is so sooo important already!
*gets to step 3 and pulls notepad out taking notes*
It might "look" suspicious, but if bossman OK's my request to take release day off, that's 100% on him lmao
Jesus...LOL, This is quality...totally caught me off guard, makes sense why you put "I am not liable for any ill results" Look forward to grinding with you.
It's gonna be a hell of a time!
I got my toilet chair ready for that week, good thing my wife left me 2 months ago and my boss fired me. And even better I still have plenty of time before my landlord kicks me out of my house.
Damn you ok raven?
@@robypsx heck yeah brother nothing will get me down until I'd played and finished this game
I got an Xbox Elite controller specifically for this game. Need those paddles
Please, please perform every step of your guide and stream launch. I better see a plastic covered monk spiritually fasting with no job
Haha we will see
Lol
Nobody at my work are gamers, so I don't talk about it.
Already reserved my day off for it.
Got employee of the quarter at my job. We don't do it by month. So I'm golden.
The real issue is that it's also my anniversary weekend with my fiance.
It's a lil hard to work with that.
Surprise the fiance early and make it a banger so you can take the alone time, lol!
@@absurd.gaming oh shes well aware of the game.
She looked at me an said.
"You have friday, sat and sunday are mine"
I'm gonna be up late though, so I'll be rocking into the early A.M.
That's some valuable shit, subscribed.
Props for the kickass AC1 tracks
Thank the Armored Core Gods that I'm always off at my job on Fridays, life is good!!
Good Stuff!
Just thought of making a mech with the mexico flag colors. Name it Mechsican
DO IT!
Thank god I'm off from College until September 8th or something.
😌
Just got to blast through my summer work, revision and then order the game as a key a day or two after release so it's slightly cheaper. (I hate having to do that as I'd love a case but I don't have much money at all right now.)
See you on Rubicon-3 Ravens!
🦅❤
My college year starts on October 1st but i won't be able to play AC VI but nevertheless i'm still excited for the game.
Bruh I got most of these tips down! Haven't worked in like 5 years due to health issues and I'm not in school anymore lolol. And my family is chill and understands that I will be busy with AC6 since I've been talking about it nonstop. All these years have been preparing for this game!
I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees Armored Core as a Religious Experience🙏🏾
i'm basically went autopilot mode these past few weeks, just eat, work, sleep and repeat, nothing else, just trying to get through the day as fast as possible until ac6 arrive.
This is hilarious. I'm not going to lie to my coworkers/family to play a videogame. Good memes, though.
Was expecting some mech builds or prev games to practice but man... This is even better, from the bottom of my cheesy gaming set I thank you for your knowledge!
Que excelentes consejos My friend 👍🏻
Booked the Friday off, as well as the following week. Premium edition probably won’t show up for me until September so I have the digital deluxe version preordered too!
You all set!
I know this is a joke video but I legit saved half of this year's leaves and I booked 2 weeks off the moment the release date dropped
Also invest in some blue light blocker glasses ur eyes will thank u lol
The real advice
I graduate from college the day this game is released, so I might have a few weeks to play before figuring out what da hell im gonna with my life next 😂
Congrats BTW! Hopefully you majored in Human Augmentation and Applied Mecha Technology
You bet I majored those, thanks for your words and see you at the arena.
😂🤣The straight faced humor is god teir…see yall in the arena
Haha, that's the only humor I can pull off usually!
I’m now officially raven
I got one class first thing in the morning on August 25th I can go to class and still no life AC 6 after.
That works too!
They better release model kits for this game or I riot
PS5: Check
2 controller charged: check
Vacation, My boss: Where you going? Me: Rubicon, Mars 😅
BandaiNamco delivery:..... god knows when I gonna received.....
Control the things you can control: Check
Excellent 😂👍 you managed to make me laugh about not having school, job and family anymore. Thx man. Those last 10 years were hard… but I survived and I’m coming back to claim my place. A Raven’s place. See you soon
got my 1 week annual leave submitted!!
Hell yeah!
Are you saying you only get 1 week of leave per year?!?! At least you have your priorities set right.
Dammmmm my bro got the classic armored core bops playing 🤟😎 Also great vid can’t wait were so close also I’m unemployed and graduated so I completed the tutorial and I’m fully prepared
Hell yeah. Thanks! We are close to Rubicon!
Hearing the intro music got me excited. Then a few seconds later..
1. Deal with WORK.
Lmao. I love it!
Glad you enjoy it!
Hell yeah I’m taking Friday and Monday off!
My started Mech is gonna be the default but the head and left arm would eventually be upgraded to nightfall loadout but reskin of nightfall called snowball aka mei from overwatch then the second one is going to be a lightweight good for evading dodging and strafing called ashe the frost archer
Yhis is so funny, I'm subbing gor that alone. I almost died at the fasting mention.
Peak comedy, I was laughing out loud with my GF lmao
Great video !
😁👍
In the grim darkness of the future, there is no good or evil, only necessity, and armored core \O/
See you guys on Rubicon
Prepare your soul…
My 22 til 29th annual leave approved
Lol my boss knows, I'm excited for this game. He saw me getting a series X and "fancy gaming headphones" and.... Possibly a 5.1 sound bar. Lmfao
Ah what I needed 😌 this should be ASMR
I'm gonna smoke more Copium 💀💀
I recommend Coral 😉
To prepare for this game in running many hours through The Tower of Sisyphus in Returnal, and I'm not playing carefully. I took off all manner of aim assist and I'm jumping into the center of enemies and forcing myself to survive....it's all about the reflexes.
These are tips I can work with
People practicing their AC grip are missing the true secrets.
I already have time off the whole week after the game releases. Beat you to it.
this is gold
Bro got that plan solid
Ive had 10 years to prepare
My mound of cocaine and life savings has been waiting in my AC care-package for ten years now. It’s time
I already lived like AC pilot man... FREELANCER.... i can stop working... with consequences
Oh and i found that My piloting skill is Improving when i am Slightly drunk
You're making me doing stuff... :D
Salute And Cheers To All Souls And Ravens
Self massage lmao 😂😂😂
Impotent rage!
I got that term from Craig Ferguson lol
@@absurd.gaming the best late night host 🤘😎🤘
@@halcyon6098 No comparison. A legend!
Based vid.
I hit up my plug for Coral and he said he's fresh out. Any alternatives?
Anyway, abide with Rubicon.
You can hear him desperately trying not to laugh the entire time
I am very grateful for being unemployed
I only work part time (plus a morning paper round), so i should have plenty of time to play AC6.
Bro, I didn't even buy the PS5 yet. I heard there's a price reduction! 😮 And then I gotta pre-order!
3:16
sorry my mom is blind XD(not really blind)
SHE REALLY DOES NOT KNOW I REALLY BUY A NEW GAME(and don't care)
I start school on the 28th 😢
I only have a weekend to enjoy it
Question: what if I'm already isolated in Atlanta? I'm not sick, I just don't wanna go outside.
Take my subscription you son of a gun
Shoot...I've been working overtime to justify buying the game...
It'll be worth it for sure.
Nah this is hilarious 😂
Very insighful. Will do. 😂
💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥
Or skip all of these steps and call off two to four weeks in advance
5:29 lol wtf
Ahh, the degenerate gamer handbook lol
There's a pause button people....go to the bathroom
Bro you're literally 2 sub away from 1k
I fell asleep before it ticked up to 1k lol
good thing I'm a freelancer
That certainly helps!
Hello why your vidéo tittle are in France now ?
I transtlate all my videos into a dozen languages, including French.
За музон из MoA респект!
Lol I already made a life size dummy of me with a couple of my best phrases to fool people and my wife & kids because ac6 over everything
bro really said to ignore feeding a pet XD sorry bro but like, calm down a bit you can step away from pc to take care of some tasks
🤣🤣🤣
😂
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Putting in my two weeks notice now. Thanks for the epic tips!
Oddly, I don't really heed a reason to take a day off from work. I just say "I can't work tonight" and my boss says "okay". I am working the Sunday prior to compensate though.
LMAO, coming in expecting serious tips but got shitposts & memes instead. I ain't even mad.
Glad it paid off then 🤣
Same exactly feeling. I can respect the twist!
😂