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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.พ. 2023
- It's me. Damon. This Saturday I roast @Ray in only 9 seconds. The legend himself. I'm like Ray's biggest fan btw, I've watched every YFM video, YT Short and Equals Three episode. I'm just joshin ya. I would love to see Ray comment on this video, I hope he finds it funny. And no I am not mad that he's been doing my mom.
I upload every Sunday. Make sure to check out my other videos on EDP, Colleen Ballinger, Bentellect, Sambucha, Nick Digiovanni, MrBeast, Sssniperwolf, and more. - ตลก
I'm still waiting for MeatCanyon to make a parody of RWJ
I can’t see it happening but that would be really cool
There are weight brackets for a reason lmfao
Fr man lol
I think Meatcanyon has more standards than that
@@raptorskilltor4554wdym?
I’m a huge ray fan, but this is hella true 😭
Same. I’m his biggest fan but it’s funny 😭
I think ray might literally be connected to the internet with an early neuralink prototype because he seems to know about every goofy video
Yeah but it may be a bit exaggerated
same
@@StyfalledThis might be real
RayWillianJohnson: **shows picture of Hitler**
Also RayWillianJohnson: Let's call this guy 'SmallStache'
bro fr
Because you can’t say hitlers name💀
@@akilikeskenji three times in a mirror
@@wildfire9280 *Stands infront of a mirror* HITLER
in a video you cant say hitlers name or else you will get banned because yt thinks its offensive to people
“So this lady. Let’s call her__” always gotta start wit that😂
Let's call her, lemon
Pisses me off so bad when it cuts off at the most interesting part 💀💀💀
It’s bc yt shorts won’t allow more than 60 seconds
@@ryley.3but he used to sum it all up, but now he doesn't
@@3than1011 bc the stories are longer than they used to be
@@ryley.3no it’s because some people might click his channel to find part 2. He does it in every single clip my guy
@@ryley.3so then don’t make shorts? Or do what you used to do and MAKE IT FIT
And then it ends in the middle of his sentence
he has a link to the full vid in the desc that never works
And the timer line thing never fills up… he just tricks you into thinking there’s more before it repeats
@@KiiboHasControversialOpinionssif u actually paying attention you would have seen that all his shorts are SHORT cuts from his videos😱😱😱
@@cherrylemon2940 youtube removed links from descriptions and comment sections
@@madman98-37man f you TH-cam
Bro even included the useless purple bar 😂
Edit: btw i dont need an entire agruement in the reply section
It shows how long until the video ends and it is a phycology trick because if you don’t know how long until it ends, it makes you want to leave more than if you know when it will end to kinda increase your patience
Ikr
@@ItsUrBoiBadger that's why there'a already a red bar on TH-cam Shorts 🤯
@@Logical7787 it’s not there on some devices
@@Logical7787 Bro you thought we weren't going to notice your parents are related 😭🤣🤡
"So this man, lets call him shampoo bottle"
I can't wait until Ray himself finds this.
Ikr I’d do anything to be noticed by him
It’s a stolen video???
If RWJ finds it, he'd probably copyright strike it as proven by past history.
I don't think he'd care
@@jacobleving he'd care alot
the fake hate comments of his band (your favorite martian) he uses for reference 😭💀
Lmao oh yeahh
And yet somehow, they provide such a perfect summary. You have to try REALLY hard to out-stupid the internet.
Ngl he should credit the ACTUAL stupid people commenting so they get the karma they deserve irl rather than hiding behind a screen
"what the heck is a beyonce?"
@@blub2422BEST ONE LMAO
Now ray is telling stories with AI photos😭😭😭
the only good way of using ai
Fr I miss the old Ray
I hate it I wish he brought back the roasts or even the dumb video criticisms
I feel like he would make a good TH-camr that plays new games every week
@@FederalBureauOfInvestigation12 fr bro I hate how all he does now is post stories
@@iLikeAirplanes11 ok?? whomp whomp and it's not just stories they are crime cases go cry to ur parents about how awful ray turned into idk??? 💀💀
BRO WHEN I SCROLLED DOWN AFTER THIS VIDEO I SAW AN RWJ VIDEO BRUH WHAT IS THAT TIMING😭😭
SAME HERE LIKE WHAT
NAH I GOT IT TODAY AND THE VIDEO CALLED "What in the world is this"
THEN I SAW PEOPLE IN THE PLASTIC BAG
same
SAME
SAME
He even got the part where it cuts off in the middle of a sentence for no reason 💀
Lmao yeah. Got ‘em
It’s not for no reason. His shorts are just clips from his full length videos.
@@_swegsyea
does bro not understand the time limit on TH-cam shorts 💀
TH-cam only allows shorts to be 60 seconds long, it's not "for no reason". 😂
That’s not ray. That’s beam💀
😂😂😂
LMFAOOOOOO
BeamBillyPeterson
@@gigachadus1546😂😂😂😂
*Jay Rillion Wohnson*
The real video has the same number of likes as the Rwj video in the back 💀
i’m still having nightmares of him pooping
Walmart meatcanyon be like
Lmao we got Meatcanyon at home
@@daangdamonlmao glad to see you have a sense of banter
@@daangdamon bruh that was a good one :)
@@Ed_is_sadthanks bruh
@@daangdamonnah bro that's vegetable hill
That’s not your favorite martian, that’s your worst earthling.
Edit: Android fastfood brawl
The band that made Orphan Giggles
@@daangdamonCan't forget about Mr. Genuinely nice person!
@@daangdamon urination g
That’s funny as shit XD
@@daangdamonwhat about cherish your kids?
Even got the grey clay look he got on his face lol
i miss his shorts from like 2021-2022
Same
And before late 2023
The “oh my go-“ was perfectly cut I cant
Lmaoo thanks 😭 oh my go-
Thats not my favorite martian, thats my worst nightmare
My Least-Liked Earthling
Your arch enemy
This project has been retired
@@KolbaZa this project is being aborted
thats not my favorite martian, thats my abominable alien.
needs to be updated now, “So this person……..”
ray william johnson did not die for this😭
You forgot the fact that he uses his music all the time in his vids😭
Yes I shoulda inserted a YFM song or something lol
I swear if I hear “BOOTY! BUTTCHEAKS! BOOTY!” one more time I will need to be locked up
i love it tho 😭😭
@@daangdamon do a part 3 pls🙏
Talk about Ego.
I love how the two other people here can’t take a joke
Lol it’s okay… it’s possible they might be playing around. Some people just gotta know that I’m just joshin ya!
@@daangdamon at least ray is funny un like ryrh pls make a vid on him
@@writeyourusername3495true,ryth is really unfunny
@@writeyourusername3495bro shut up
@@daangdamonhe’s funnier than you tho? Just reminding you
Got 'em. I also made a satire video on crazy Swifties and the annoying Brads. Check it out, linked in caption!
Can you give me a vr head set
@@3jbro 💀
@@3jbro🗿
;.;
Hello Big Black Hawk
the fact that this video has the same number of likes as the parody is makes this all the more better
Than ain't ray that's moonlight 💀💀💀💀💀
Bruh 💀💀 moonlight
nah bruh thats vector
MOON LIGHT MOON LIGHT MAN WHY YOU TRIPPING GET YO MOOD RIGHT
Nah that sunshine
You even put the bar he puts in every single video 🤣
Lol yeasss bro the bar that don’t even work
Epik
it doesnt work cuz he uploads his full vids on shorts 💀 @@daangdamon
"So he unalived his little brother with a pew-pew and then he unalived himself" 🤓☝️
bro thinks he's funny
Thank goodness I'm not the only one who sees his content this way
The fact that I got a ray William Johnson short after this fucking short
No fucking way same
No way 🤯
I got someones response to getting roasted by him😭😭
Me too😭😭😭
BRUH ME TOO XD
you missed the video cutting off without the outcome
Lol he’s been doing that a lot recently
@daangdamon he's been making the videos longer out of short form and putting the link to the longer version in the comments
@@IaskedyouAND THE LINK NEVER WOOOOOORKS AAUAAGEJWGGUIWHIGE
Its because he reuploads from tiktok and yt only allows 60 seconds while tiktok allows like more than 10 minutes
@@skibidilivelovelie then maybe, just possibly. Don’t post it on TH-cam shorts
You left out the most important part of his videos. He is always wearing really neat old shirts that triggers nostalgia for everyone born more than 25 years ago
Woah I was not ready for that one
This ain't meat canyon this is vegie valley
Edit: 561 likes?!?? Half an hour ago it had only like 7?!?!! Thank you guys so much
Loool or Flesh Ditch
@@daangdamon fruit sinkhole
Cheese
@@cheese1627 cheese
@@cheese1627🧀
Bro looks like Micheal Jackson 😭
Michael Jackson at 3AM
Michael Jackson at home:
MICHAEL JACKSON AIN'T LOOKIN LIKE THAT
You @DestroyerBallBuster20005 are a swine goddamn mfing pig
Yall need to stop making fun of Michael Jackson
@@Karlboi000FNtrue
As soon as this video released he switched up his content loool
The classic RWJ sound was the chatty on top.
You forgot the comments on the "something stupid" read by him in a quirky voice
Ughhh yes that’s so annoying lol
its made up too @@daangdamon
@@sugule225yeah he does it as a joke 💀
@@sugule225Are y'all incapable of understanding jokes or......?
"WE SHOULD BAN HIM"
"WOMEN HAVE RIGHTS!!"
"I think I've seen this guy in burger king"
We gotta see him react to this
My life would be complete. Ray’s my favorite. I hope he likes it
@@daangdamonray wasn't ready for this one!
The fact that the subtitles are actually accurate on this short is amazing
Ray gonna make a whole ass 3 minute short on this 5 second video 💀
And we have to watch the full video 💀cause the shorts cut off
It feels like you can destroy anyone by just simplifying whatever they do
fallacy of origins I think it is (though I also condone it in the context of this short!!1!!112,)
To be fair this is barely simplified, Ray just goes with whatever common sense would say without going into any research or deeper understanding of a media and then says the obvious. I forgot what exact video it was, but I remember one where there was a lie and he believed it and just said the obvious despite the fact that actual research proved it wrong. I'll come back if I find it
Follow up: It was his reaction to the owner of an art exhibit in San Francisco spraying water on a homeless person.
even MrBeast?
Not exactly, rejs content is just very dull and repetitive
don't forget the random g2 yfm song in the background
and the "You know who doesnt *video related*? my new music video *music video name* *music video link*
and the fact that the video cuts off in a random spot before it's supposed to end
@@geom3011This is an abbreviated version of this story for TH-cam Shorts.
and the fake yfm character comments
@@geom3011 And if THAT link doesn't work, click here, and if THAT link doesn't work, search here, and if THAT doesn't work-
Bros been mewing since day one 💀
He ain't lyin though😂
NOT THE BLOODSHOT EYES 😭
Dude looks like he glanced at the arc of the covenant.
He definitely looks like that
The dudes eyes have always creeped me out. The spots around them are *soooooo* dark for some reason
what
And he's been doing this for like 12 years somehow without making it redundant🗣🗣😭
lol the stubble is so accurate
it’s so accurate. even the bar at the bottom of every video that shows how long there is to go in the video
Omg ikr 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
He's exaggerating on the last part
AND ITS NEVER ACCURATE
@@ultraisaiah7859 it’s just cuz he posts the long form videos where the bar fits
Frr
*Wait till Ray find this…*
I hope Ray likes it lol he’s not ready for this one
@@daangdamon I’ll be here for you lol
The fact i got a RWJ short after this short is crazy💀
“Well, shout-out to stupidity.”
I roasted PACKGOD. Link in caption. You aren’t ready for this one.
Umm ok
Ok
Ok
"You know what else you aren't ready for? MY VIRTUAL BAND YOUR FAVORITE MARTIAN!!"
The freeboting is saf
why do his eyes look like the Jolly Chimp from Toy Story bro 😭
Lmao I draw it how I see it
The fact the next video I got was Ray Williamson- 😭
Rayon Williamson Jonathon the 3rd
“For uhh What movie”
Jumanji💀
ray needs to see this-
Fr I’d do anything for Ray to see this
@@daangdamoneven sacrifice your family?
@@Demon-es6euWHAT THE FUCK?!
@@charlzleeramos3308you heard him
@@charlzleeramos3308fulfill the prophecy
He’s like one of the only good people on TikTok
He is literally my favorite even tho I made fun of his videos
Until he decides to go and copyright strike all of you like he’s done before.
@@Lost_Pages Proof?
@@romancatholicgameing what do you mean proof? Literally search up “Ray William Johnson Copyright Abuse” there is tons of videos of Ray abusing the copyright system on TH-cam (Especially around 2011-2017)
@@romancatholicgameing He still hasn't given the proof
THE FACT THE VIDEO HAS THE SAME LIKES AS THE VIDEO IN THE BACK
I feel very validated by this 💀
Dude literally flexes his eyebrows and calls it content.
Dont forget how he cuts off every video on a trashy cliff hanger 😂
UGH IK LIKE STOP 😭
@@daangdamon na frr like wtf, bro needa stop being like everyone else on tiktok
@@daangdamonyall are retarded if you think the 2 min stories fit into a 1 min short, the comments literally have the link to go watch the full video, and if the link doesnt work, then click on his channel and find the video
@@ThatInternetGuy420you know that there is a reason for that?
@@AveragePerson9 what is the reason?
Why did the cut off "oh my g-" make me laugh. My humour is broken
cut-offs are ALWAYS funny lmao
Loool idk why but it’s so funny
Bro the video after this was a Ray Willam Johnson Video
The hairstyle is so accurate
Not me trying to press the fake like button 💀
U deserve to be roasted
double tap?
@@RipVanWinkle13I don’t double tap.
@@CheijnuggetBased
Not me trying to find the original video😭
Kinda like how it doesn't finish within the short, pretty accurate.
Ikr his shorts have been doing that lately
"Until"
“did you know that was stupid”😂
Ray William Johnson is the GOAT
He really is
His jokes are really bad and outdated
@@KennaraSaverro-sd2kc No they aren't you're outdated.
@@LMPRO817 this could be a ray joke but no one still wouldnt laugh
@@KennaraSaverro-sd2kc You did wrong pronunciation. SMH
imagine if William Johnson actually responded to this
My life would be complete
The next video is legit Ray William Johnson😂 💀
Why does he look like me in the morning 💀
i'm just mad he hasn’t said " what's happening forum !" yet
And “doin you’re mom” or the throwing a black baby joke
Y’all do realize ray William Johnson would find this funy
I hope he does. He does have a sense of humor
bro is the fake sambucha 💀
@@TetraCubing I thought it was Sambucha at first 💀
@@Milesbackshots no he wouldn’t
@@Milesbackshots he has a good sense of humour
Forgot the fact he renames every person
This was made before those ones
A mass shooting could happen and RWJ would say that they were "unalived" with a "pew-pew"
it was almost perfect it was just missing the forced yfm music 😢
That ain't Ray William Johnson, that's Laser Won'tyouare Johndaughter💀💀💀
Loool yeah
Laser Jillian JackChild
*Stingray
Bro Roasted The Roaster and Grilled him as bonus
That's not ray, that's nay
You forgot the part where at the end he always says “shout out to insert place”
Is that supposed to be bad?
We're talking about his shorts not his videos
You forgot the part where the video cuts out halfway through
Edit: To the 30 people who keep trying to explain the video can only be 60 seconds. Stop bc I don't care and stop. I'm verymuch aware😂
Check out Throwaways comments for a good laugh and a special How To: on How to not be a Dunning-Kruger victim
Oh god i hate it when he does that... I made a sequel though and I didn't forget it there
Oh my actual God you idiot how can he make a 1 minute 30 second+ video into 1 minute.
He makes full videos now watch them idiot
@@daangdamonhow else is he gonna get more views on his full videos? 😂
TH-cam only allows 60 second shorts
@@daangdamonyou dumb man,stealing is bad,im reporting it
I literally got one of his videos after this one lmao
**scrolls down**
**Ray appears**
Nahhh Ray William Johnson do be lookin’ like an alternate 💀💀💀
You got fuckin weezing dowg
Bro got that alternate rizz.
Ray Williams is that dude who believes he’s always right😂
True as hell
he mostly is lol@@daifuku75
Cuz he is 🤷
Only because he has "opinions" that people don't disagree with
@@headphones_guy777 Yeah, it's called common sense.
Haha lol, this video has the same like as the video in the background as i am watching
Bro got the jawlines💀
(I’m not an GEN ALPHA.)
Cuteness overload!
It’s soooo cute
All of you are demons.
Alright bro
Bro at this point, that ain´t no Ray William Johnson, that´s Jay Million Johansson
Related to Scarlet
The fact that they have the same number of likes
RayWilliamjohnson: *shows photo of mickey mouse*
Also him: *let's call this gay *ten eleven*
This ones gonna make you mad.
DID YOU KNOW I HAVE A BAND CALLED "YOUR FAVORITE PORNSTAR"
Wow I had no idea Ray
Him now this guy just kills her
yfga boutta be pissed lmao