This should be replayed as an SNL skit.
The only thing not right is “Mr. president”.
"People are saying they're the best felonies."😂😂😂
Thank you for summarizing the absurdity that this guy is a presidential candidate.
😂 “Alright, Mr Trump. Uh, my name is Harry Ballzonya, I’m your probation officer.”
As an probation officer for 7 years I've done MANY Pre Sentence reports this was hilarious. As well as quite possible. His lack of remorse and convictions in civil cases plus the pending charges and contempt of court cases would screw him for sure. 😂😂
I was a probation officer and wrote sentencing recommendations for 20 years. Hawk definitely looks the part. It might be fun to interview Donald, but I'd want my office fumigated and sanitized afterward!
Love this show. Thanks it’s to funny wow. Real questions and real answers. Thanks
If Trump gets a sentence that involves probation, he's gonna need a whole new set of sycophants because he won't be allowed to associate or communicate with any other criminals. 🤣😂🤣
He'll do it anyway over and over again, and they will keep teasing him with threats that they will never follow through on. He'll go where he wants, do what he wants because he knows they will let him. They might throw a $1000 fine at him now and then, but he knows he will always be the King of the USA and is essentially untouchable.
What an ignorant disgusting fool you are. 50 mil in bribes to Biden crime family and nobody cares.
@@waynefoxjr8348No he won't. That is a basic rule of probation, not to keep him safe, but to keep society safe. The purpose is to separate someone from their criminal associates and reduce their ability to maintain their criminal lifestyle.
Brilliant!!!
OMG I'm rolling over here. This is internet gold! I hope this is exactly how the probation interview goes. Please let there be a leaked audio tape....
His actual probation officer is a black woman 😂 you know that he hates that!❤
Brilliant,needs to be shared nation wide.
I hope Trump watches this, because he needs to prepare himself for his pre sentencing report interview
Spectacular!
This was EPIC!! Absolutely loved it!!😂😂
This is gold! 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
Your clairvoyance is stunning.
'Hey who stepped on a duck!" lol
Thank you. 😂 We all need a laugh like that. 😂
Hilarious and brilliant.
Perfection. 🎤😎❤️
Brilliant! Well done!
This is freaking awesome 😂😂
Hawk & Falcon are becoming so skilled you would think you are tuning into Jimmy Kimmel.
This is perfect 😂😂😂
I can watch this over & over,so damn funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣,just watched it on TikTok too.😂😂😂😂
Yup. Faultless!!! FDT 🦘🦘🦘
Give this guy some thumbs up OMG😅
This is so good😂😂😂😂
😅
OMG! This is great. Reminds me of Bob Newhart and his phone calls that he used to make. Shared.
😂😂So well done, brilliant !!
Brilliant. So perfect and so funny!
This is classic!! 😂😂😂
Is jared kushner human?😅😅😅
❤😂😂😂OMG I’m dying 😂😂😂😂
This is hysterical. Boy oh Boy.
"Three different baby mommas, it's okay, I see that all the time in here." So much more than just that in common with petty criminals.....
Reagan is the only other Potus to get divorced. Cranked out 4 kids with 2 baby mommas.
You know, Conservative values.
Hey remember all the times we pulled the plug on Democrat candidates for various offices because of marital indiscretions?
I’m old enough to remember all the fuss over Clinton’s philandery.
Hawks right on point again😀
This is great 😂
Whole new level oh Hawk Droppings right there
😂 That was so good. Thank you. ❤ I would love to be a fly on the wall at that proby meeting. 😊
Bravo, that was great! Really needed a good laugh today!🤣
I'm impressed that was hilarious
Dewd this is epic 😂❤
Melanie got mad at you because you screamed “Hillary” in bed.
😂😂😂😂
Absolute brilliance! Thanks
When you hear it like this it drives home how awful this is. He has to go to prison.
This is beyond HYSTERICAL!
He will need two (2) probation officers at least.
Brilliant!!!😂😂😂💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
excellent😂
This is outstanding. I hope you get on kimmel. Keep on posting. Its wonderful. Honest, funny and well deserved by Diaper Donnie. Youve got to get this viral.
SEND TO TIM MILLER, BULWARK. BEN AND POPIC , MEIDAS TOUCH AND IT WILL BE SEEN ALL OVER. PLEASE THIS IS GREAT.!!!!
Comic gold! That was awesome, thanks for sharing.
👏👏👏👏Thank you for all that you do to keep us informed and entertained!🫂💙🫂💙🫂
I'm Australian Noongah woman and Rupert Murdoch is responsible for Donald Trump.
Yep. He & Fox have a lot to answer for. Thankfully we don't have to claim him anymore. I wonder how Lachlan and Sarah feel about him (& their 5th step-mum).
Brilliant piece! Thanks for the great job!
Loved it 😂 Thank you!
LOL.. "Holy shitballs, that dude is going to prison" I find it highly unlikely that trump will deign to cooperate with the PSI. But if he did, it would be a version of this.
Absolutely love this!!!
You are AWESOME! Hahahaha. Just the facts, son!
I'm a fan of your work, please continue. 😁😏
Brilliant, ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT, from writing to delivery and Sound Effects.
Am I hearing a lil bit Bobby Dinero in there? Just a lil bit?
Through 🦅
OMG I almost wet my pants laughing so hard 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
In Australian jurisdictions, the pre sentence report becomes a court document that is on the record, I hope it’s the same in the New York jurisdiction because it will make interesting reading, also, it’s a crime to lie to the probation officer during this interview, how will that go
I _desperately_ want to know whether that will be publicly available. I can’t figure it out - I suspect it’s up to Judge Merchon.
I suppose that is why his lawyer is going. To try to stop him incriminating himself from start to finish.
A VERY good take in the Bob Newhart style; well done!
And it’s all true ! 😂👍💙🇺🇸
Epic!!! Thank you for the grins and giggles this morning. Greatly appreciated😂
Brilliant
This is hysterical!!!!😅😅😅. I love it!
So nicely said thank you
First time listening to you, very funny!!!
Perfect aboulety wonderful 😂😅😂😅😂😅😂❤❤❤❤
"Christ on a roller-coaster " had me on the floor!!!!! Thanks for the great laughs, we all need this!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
This is one of the funniest things I've seen
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍☮️🇨🇦Nice to see you again Hawk
Awesome
"I have felonies..nobody knows felonies like I do ..I have the best felonies"
Yes, I think we all know quite well how he phrases EVERYTHING by now. No need to rub it in. It’s almost as bad as actually hearing him say it.😢
So hope he has to have regular UAs (drug screening of urine).
Best laugh I've had all week!
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Glad I found you here. My brother keeps sending me tiktok and I am not able to play them anymore as tiktok is forcing people to sign up, and I don't trust their security.
Great intro. Probation interviewers name ‘Hairy Balls anyer…. Lmao
Probably should not have let trump bring in a bottle of Deny-Qil to the meeting.
This makes Donald look like he's a crook.
Love it! I doubt it happens to him but would love to be a fly on the wall....
That is perfect. Great work!
Oh geez, I’ve got tears rolling down my face from laughing so damn hard! You never fail to hit it Hawk! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh I absolutely love this good job hawk. I love it. This needs to go viral CNN, Fox News, etc.
“You gotta be honest here, sport.” 😂
Brilliant!😂
Do you agree joe Biden is your president 😂
Convicted Felon Trump was never presidential.. he's too much of an illiterate and a sociopath to hold the office.. he was a PINO. President in name only. Cowardice and criminality has been in the Trump family for years.
Vote blue in November and rid the country and the world of this 2-bit reality show host simpleton.
Maga's idea of an alpha male? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DJT🍊🐓💩
Excellent!
This needs to be widely shared with FOX and MAGA.
Wow great !!! even a better ending hahaha ha