Reading Some More Games' Patch Notes
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Yeah I’d strip to report a murder
SAME!!
"Sir, why are you stripping?"
"I'm just here to report a murder."
"You have the right to remain silent."
XD PERFECT
I’m on mobile so I can’t edit my comment but THANKS FOR THE LIKES AND THE HEART! I’ve finally been noticed! :)
I Am An Orange yes you can
Age of empires patch notes.
Camel units are no longer classified as boats.
Thank god! the dead bodies of the camels, that had been wrongly used as boats, were reaching critical mass!
@@Hanhan-fi1dr actuall they were just a bad knight alternative for eastern civs since they would take extra bonus damage that was only intended for ships.
Ok see ya Greg just gotta ride my Bargain Bin Llama across the Nile *Deattaches rope from camel as they solemnly float through the river*
Well Camels were known as "Ships of the Desert"
Everyone knows Tactical Camel is an _aerial_ troop
Rimwold had another great patch note:
Animals no longer do incest, humans now do incest
The Sims 4 : Angry writers will no longer only have the option to "Write Furiously".
P.M. Seymour:"Can you imagine opening a book and all it says is 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'?"
Me: "Sly Marbo's autobiography?"
'The hero of the 41st Millennium'
( if you get this joke good for you!)
The Emperor Protects
GRRRRR RARRRRR writewritewrite
AHHHAARRRR WHAAATIS this S***TTT writewrite write
*editor receives a strange manuscript on Monday
@@xaraxen Sounds like either a Black Templar, an Angry Marine, a follower of Khorne, or Angron himself writing that...
I'm just getting Coach Hedge vibes from that one
Please read the Amazon reviews of the Danny DeVito cardboard cutout. Those reviews are absolute gold.
I thought it was absolutely cardboard ;)
Don't forget the 50 gallons of Lube for sale on there
"My wife left me, but that's fine, cause all I need is Danny Devito"
🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟
I have that cardboard cutout, its art.
A man's wife just gave birth to his child. Excited, he calls up his dad and says, "Dad, I'm a dad now!"
His father grins and replies, "Hi a dad now. IM GRANDPA"
That's a Dad Joke to the power of 2.
The ultimate dad joke
Why is this actually really sweet
Is this perfection
Adam Tomkins heard ‘at before
satan: wait a minute...that’s the same guy you sacrificed last week!
me: no it isn’t
satan: yes it is!
me: did the guy I sacrifice have this stunning mustache?
satan: .... *studies mustache* well I do admit it is stunning...
me: then clearly this is not the same guy
satan: very well, but I am onto you
@@andermium turns out the king's breeding program was just very successful, of course, his being Zoroastrian helped...
8:29
Spy: This... Is a bucket.
Soldier - A peace loving weirdo: D e a r g o d.
Bucket: *Glares angrily at Soldier*
Check out the patch notes for Conan Exiles from 8/2/18:
"Fixed an issue where the Potion of Endowment buff effect wouldn’t get removed after timing out, leading to potentially world-destroying amounts of dong"
...there's a potion called the Potion of Endowment that, quite literally, makes your dong double in size. If you set the "endowment" slider to maximum this made it as long as your knees. But...well, when the potion effect wore off, the effect wouldn't, meaning you could drink another one...
"Hey there's a rope leading up to the top of this tower, when did they put that in?"
"That's not a rope, THAT'S MAH DICK."
Sounds like a F.A.T.A.L. mishap.
When you take the right perks in Corruption of Champions...
What happened if a female drank it?
@@firestorm165 well, that depends on whether they're a gnoll or not...
@@firestorm165 Big booba
My only question is: *HOW THE HECK CAN YOU FORGET HOW TO USE A DOOR!?*
"I DON'T UNDERSTAND! HOW DO YOU DOOR?!!"
Carelessly.
I'm guessing you've never had tequila for a therapist
"With enough alchohol, anything is possible"
-Some dude in a bar
Many ways
Not only did my sim date the vampire, she MARRIED THE VAMPIRE.
It was one of my favorite saves Ngl
A lot of these Cowbelly did already, but I prefer this one because it's not only don't without dumb music, with a lot more humanity of the voice, and also has funny anecdotes along with them.
Still dissapointed that this wasn't in there
Team Fortress 2
-Fixed a bug where players could be teleported to hell and not have visible bumper car
And recently, fixed a server crash cause by sniper trying to eat his gun
Anyone still remembers the "If TF2 was updated by a bot" video?
First 10 seconds include Yandere Simulator. *This is gonna be a wild ride.*
5:35 *DON’T TAKE CAAANDY FROM A STRAAAANGER THINGS!”
Don't let this distract you from that one time a bear ate 3 pounds of weed and tripped massive balls before. Dieying
That one guy sorry what?
That is not PAWSibly, oh god, the concept is unBEARable
@@Hanhan-fi1dr away from me demons
What? Don't you like my DEVILISH smile? Maybe we can start this off right, HELLo, how are you ;)
@@Hanhan-fi1dr yes continue with devilish acceptance
How many times do I have to say it Seymour?
*L I T T L E* N I G H T M A R E S
*VOTE WITH ME!*
Luna Eclipse yeS!!!!
yaSSSSSS
Yeeeeeee
yEeT
No. Git fucced
yandere simulator bugs are truly something else and i HIGHLY encourage everyone reading this to go and read some patch notes. even if you don't like yansim in itself you can get a good chuckle out of some of the patch notes
2:56 If Captain Jack Harkness was going to die, it would be death by snu-snu. Anything else wouldn't be a kinky enough cause of death for him
I love the phrase "death by snu-snu" it just makes me so wierdly happy...
...although I dread the google search for what it means... but untill then I'm going to enjoy how fuzzy and happy I get when hearing it...
its from futurama it just means sex
@@Hanhan-fi1dr That is so innocent and pure sounding I think you just gave me diabetes. _I mean you're profile picture is even a teddy!_
Too adorable!
what about ligma
Futurama fan~
The patch notes don't do justice to the sheer insanity of CK2 even when there aren't any bugs.
YOU SKIPPED THE "OVERLY HAIRY PATRICIANS" BUG! *HOW COULD YOU **_SKIP_** THE "OVERLY HAIRY PATRICIANS" BUG?! **_FFS, THAT HUMOR IS RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY!!_*
How have you managed to double bold this text???
I would like to know what the reaction of the person who found the bugs was.
"...I almost don't want to report this.... ever"
If you want a idea for game patch notes, try slime rancher cause some of them are 10/10
Really?
"Tabby Space Program"
Gotta give a bit of background for this patch note
In destiny 2, one of the guns had a specific thing you could do when charging that would cause the charging sound to be extremely loud, like throw your headset across the room loud.
A good while later, we got the gem
"1000 voices(the name of the gun) no longer speaks at the volume of 1000 voices"
There is also a more recent one for one of the perks
"Vulcans rage was made more angry"
It got better tracking
Someone: *Sits on a chair*
That same person: *Is currently nyooming across from you in said chair*
That is what I imagined
Rhino's can do anything they want
And why?
Holy Guackamoly it's because they are rhino's
Fae_the_unicorn J a men brother
Your “How’s it goin’, dude? Stayin’ away from the alcohol?” was SPOT ON.
You should read "Drunk Texts"
They are so funny!!
i love how the moment i look at the don't starve tag on tumblr with this video is the background it goes too the don't starve patch notes
3:19 the Gandhi glitch.
I haven't played Stardew Valley for a while, I hope my cat doesn't hate me when I start playing the game again...
When you die in House Party and Frank asks "How's it goin', Dude?".
I'm missing a livestream for this! SEE MY LOYALTY!
I want to watch more vids from this channel but I already watched all of them so I'm gonna re watch all of them again
Beautiful. I'd love you to read peoples dating profiles. LOL
I'm still waiting for Reading Things CK2 players say.
Same
This guy clearly watches game grumps
"Hows it going dood?"
"don't do anything don't do anything don't do anything don't do anything don't do anything"
(Dan kills Arin)
Dan: *_WHEEZE_*
I still love
Try for a baby with grim reaper
2:21 there's actually a band called Dead Man's Whisky
"When I'm drinking whiskey, I don't feel nothing at all"
Yes Steve, that's becasue someone blasted your ribcage with a 12-gauge, pump action shotgun. What did you think was going to happen, you moron
Little Timmy,
Walkin' down on the streets
Little Timmy,
Blowin' up his feet
Little Timmy
He's got polio!
He can't walk!
-Chilled Chaos
*well that ended much differently than i fucking expected*
It came from this video:
th-cam.com/video/jVRjwc-Yhi8/w-d-xo.html
From 0:43~
I am thankful for the changes in games I play.
17:17 “Rhinos can walk through humans in real life, because they’re rhinos.”
‘Giving my pet so much love until it hates me again’
Cats, in a single sentence.
Ayyeee, there's Yandere Simulator! I'd love to see more of those in another video, those bug fixes are hilarious xD
But isnt the entire game a bug?
You should totally do a series where you pick a game from these patchnotes to play, and then do a bit of research on how to play, record yourself playing it over the weekend, and upload it.
As a kid, we had a cat that worked like one of those Stardew Valley animals IRL. You'd pet the cat and it would purr. Continue petting and it would purr louder. Continue and this would eventually become a growl and the cat would swat you. This would reset the cat to baseline.
it's getting bloody in here
so take off all your clothes
"Oh egads! My clothes are ruined!
But what if, I were to disguise it, by stripping naked?
hohoho, delightfully develish, Kokona"
@@Hanhan-fi1dr xD
yeah bloodstains are difficult to clean
"Improved drunk mechanics."
Why.... Why is my mechanic drunk in the first place?
(Note: yes i know what it means in the context of the game).
HOW'S IT GOING, DUDE?
Just remove the ice from the ground, easy fix.
I hope you do more game patch notes readings soon! It's been so many years!
Anyway, neat analysis video! Thanks for uploading!
Thanks Seymore, now I'm addicted to FEH and I've never been addicted before. You are an amazing human being.
Some of these games leave you questioning life. Some of the patch notes leave you questioning the universe itself.
2:30 up next on 106.66, Satan Radio, it's "Stangely Flattered" by The Infinite Loop Of The Adultery Of Dead People, the 37-minute album cut! This is Dead Fred, and this is Pandemonium's GREATEST ROCK! 106.66!
5:22 "Crazy Ted" Figowitz escapes prison, goes to visit grandma, returns and takes nap in the bullpen. Film at 11.
i love how many of them say "should". like, this thing /probably/ wont happen anymore, but there is a chance. and the ones that say "should" are almost always the more ridiculous ones.
Friend:Hey Bud whacha writing there?
Me: AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
You should have featured some My Summer Car patchnotes
One TF2 bug fix was "fixing scouts taking to the skies" this was when scouts can infinitely double jump while t posing
War Robots: Weapon renaming: The Molot and Punisher Mk2s got their "T" back for its medium variants due to item promotion resulting in Punisher/Molot Mk2 Mk2
"It is no longer possible to technologically enlighten Fanatic Xenophobe primitives."
In any context other than Stellaris, it would sound like you're basically saying "you can't teach Baby Boomers how the internet works anymore."
Damn, I laughed hard at the "fucking the immortality out of someone" line
“It’d be like if every animal on earth was a cat!”
Meanwhile two of my cats are lying beside me on the couch.
Oh TH-cam you grand creation. I press play fall a sleep and wake up to this. How did I get here. At what cooking show did I end up over to sims 4 patch notes. I am giving this man a aub just because I chuckled as I woke up.
Don’t Starve Together: spiders can wear hats now!
You should really read the Sims 3 Patch Notes, like how Meterstick Jim did. It's so hilarious!
He started this series with that.
Okay, so at last they've taken back all the stop payment orders on the games' reality checks!
Crusader Kings II is really owning how ridiculous their bugs are
You're awesome, Pre Menstrual Seymour
3:15 would give my brother flashbacks to the Civilization games. Curse you, Civ 6 Ghandi!
6:49 seemed to work out fine for Johnny and Mavis
3:06 so that’s why cats scratch you when you pet them too long
6:30
Sly marbo’s autobiography
Read some tf2 patch notes please you may have to look at past patches but they'r there
I hate when I go to hell and not have a bumper car
And that first patch note was the last time the Milk Man worked on Yandere Simulater.
The biggest lesson I got from this video is that I need to play crusader kings 2
Haha
Patch notes
Nice
Im gonna go eat a cannoli
"Cannoli, cannoli
Don't lewd the dragon loli"
Johnathan my dude...
i thought pat said rainworld instead of rimworld and i got SSSSSSOOOOOO excited
My personal favourite interpretation: "Satan I got u something"
"Thx! Oh wait. Wait. Oh fuck you it's been 12 times already stop giving me the same guy!"
Im so happy that seymour knows house party
Also i wanna read some dst patch notes
I knew there were some gems in Yandere Simulator's patch notes, but I didn't expect to straight up burst in laughter.
N-Not first...?! I... I can’t believe it...! This is HORRIBLE!! I CAN’T ASSERT MEANINGLESS DOMINANCE OVER OTHER P. M. SEYMOUR FANS TO HIDE MY INSECURITIES! *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*
spacewafflesmuggler
Haha! I AM THE DOMINANT ONE THIS DAY
Holy it all goes back to pm
that last one is a few hundred years to late, it could have prevented the war of the bucket.
8:30 Welcome to the Edge.
2 paradox games in one video? Nica!
Your going back to sims, right? You still haven’t read the best one.
OmniGundam777 yeah he hasn’t yet
Which?
Streets of Rouge has some good patch notes too.
3:05 So having too much happiness won't make my pets sad anymore? Sweet now my pets won't have existential crises.
0:35 theyJust wanted to make history
Man I was early welp it helps that I was watching more of your videos
My grandma's cat has started to avoid me since I was gone for a day and a half...
Read the Company of Heroes 2 patch notes, you will be here all week
Please read the reviews on Detective Pony (Pony Pals #17) on Amazon. They are very strange and non-sequitur. They're pretty funny.
If I discovered a glitch that let players when jumping fall through the world when they die I wouldn't fix it I would put an Easter egg hell under the map with different stuff all throughout so people that were just messing around can find some cool shit and maybe people would appreciate seeing the cool stuff or even go hunting for certain things getting there friends to kill them on purpose so even if a player lost they could still have fun with that see what new stuffs there and whatnot in a game where you die alot death should be entertaining
Can we have ARTILLERY ONLY!?
YES YOU GOT RIMWORLD IN THERE!
I almost did a spit take when he said "fucking the immortality out of you"
1:30 funny fact, in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men.
So happy I was here before hundred likes yay 😄 Don't know these games but it still sounds funny 😂
Your bladder is filled with determination
Writer here. I too only have the option to "write furiously."
6:31 best part