Levi: tell me what’s wrong or I’m not gonna be able to help you! Me: ima vampire- Levi 5 seconds later: your a what..? Me: a vampire? Did you not hear me the first time? HANJI I THINK LEVI’S GOING DEAF-
This world of attack on titan can't get any more weird and cursed. What will come next? Mermaids? ( btw don't take this as a hate comment, I really enjoy these videos )
me when I saw the title: *confused squealing* I mean, I ain't complainin'. Don't mind me, my imagination running wild when my fangs went through our dear cap'n's delicate skin. Definitely watched too many vampire-based anime to know where it's going 😏
Do you need to watch some My hero come with me, anxiety boy and we can get you away from... what ever you watch (I’m not hating on what you watch just say I’m sorry)
Levi: come out Me: but Levi i’m secretly a chicken Levi: you’re secretly a chicken Me: yes Levi: well it still doesn’t explain how you sleep on the walls with no gravity and you eat a horse and a curtain and you came back from the dead 50 times😑
Aww Levi would allow us to suck his blood to keep us alive🥺now that is what I call boyfriend material. Someone who will care for you and not judge you no matter what you are
This.. reminds me of that vampire!Levi audio.. where he bites/turns listener. So, hear me out. Pretend this is a sequel where vampire!Levi died and is reincarnated into a human- vampire!listener is the same from that audio and finally found Levi, but of ducking course it’s not that easy. The little shit has trauma bc of vampires ARGCCHVCDUJD WHERES A DECENT WRITER? I NEED A FULL FIC
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Levi: you're a what
me: I'm a mosquito
Human mosquito 🦟🧛🏻♂️🍷
A FUCKIN *MOSQUITO* LMFAOO 🤠🤠
A wizard
@@freddyfagbear1412 levi
@@lo3055 what do you want I'm watching Chuuya asmr-
*I mean what?* 😒
Levi: you bite hard though, definitely gonna leave a mark
Me: that was the whole point 👁👄👁
@Lily Boyles UwU 👌
Yes.
Right when I looked at the comment the same part came up
@@londonwalker5015 pff-
We marked him as ours 😆
“You’re a wizard, Harry.”
“I’m a what?”
“Harry, you’re a wizard.”
“But Hagrid, I’m just Harry.”
“Well ‘just Harry’, you’re a wizard.”
(I literally just thought that)
Yess
Lol💀💀 I'm ded
Lol wat did I just read
I'M DYING 🤣😭
Levi: "You can come out"
Me:"No, Let me play Minecraft, Bic-"
LMAOOOO 😂😂✌️
LOL!!!!
GET OUT OF MY ROOM I’M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!
AM TRYING TO FIGHT THE ENDER DRAGON
@@blueduck4197 with you lmao
Attack on twilight...
OMG!!! There so meany people who liked 😆😆😆😆thank you so much!
HAHAH
Yes
Me: **dead at this cmt**
Nooo dont bring twilight into this!
HAHAHAGAHAIDJAVWLA
That one dislike was from the one werewolf lover lol
When there's 6 werewolf's :>
*We need Levi to be a werewolf*
@@wolfjeagar2702 yes
@@haley1285 😊
Yh I like wolves and vampires
No it was eren because eren is jealous of us being with levi
LOOKS LIKE I'M SKIPPING SCHOOL TODAY 🚶♀️
I know right
I’m skipping for the 4th time this week look what you did to me levi
No you sinned to much
@@JesusChrist-pp7qu let me be unholy
im in self isolation🔒🔒
Levi: your a what?
Me: MOSQUITO BABYYYY
🍷🧛🏻♂️🦟
Buzzz buzzzz
You forgot that your not just ANY mosquito, YOUR A HUUMAN MOSQUITO!
I love how this is gender-neutral and our pronouns are they/them 😌
Oh! Or how he uses both she and he I love it! Its gender neutral
I like being non binary in these situations🙃🙃
@@sh3d3v1l8 same 😌
Yes respectttt
@@kotarobokuto2794 Hey! Hey! Hey! Bokuto!
Levi: your a vampire!?
Me: yep😀
Levi:no way
No: HELL YEAH😎
lol
Why this so funny though?
Levi:”You can come out!” Me: ”ok im a lesbian”
💀
🤣 I can’t breathe…
And I'm straight
And I’m an ally
I thout u were amerikan
**Me biting him**
Levi: **STRUGGLING INTENSIFIES**
🤣
When he says “You’re not a vampire to me,you’re everything!” My heart broke 🥺
Levi: tell me what’s wrong or I’m not gonna be able to help you!
Me: ima vampire-
Levi 5 seconds later: your a what..?
Me: a vampire? Did you not hear me the first time? HANJI I THINK LEVI’S GOING DEAF-
Well he be listening to the foot steps of titans all day so itd be no surprise
Ahahaha
Old age is getting to him
the way we’re being spoiled
Levi: "HERE! BITE ME!"
me: you know, my brother asked that, he's still in the ER.
*and he asked that two weeks ago.*
is ur brother ok
Crap
Oh shit ok bye
Well.... Is he okay?
I hit my brother with a stick as a kid and he still has the scar
I WANT MORE OF THIS VAMPIRE AUUU
SAME😭
SAMEEE 😫✨✨
This world of attack on titan can't get any more weird and cursed. What will come next? Mermaids?
( btw don't take this as a hate comment, I really enjoy these videos )
Bruh mermaids in that world would be interesting
@@Ivoryluui Says the man himself
Imagine a giant titan mermaid 😂
BRUH IMAGINE TITAN MERMAIDS FJFJFJFJ
@Ava Ballou OMG I didn't even realize that 😂😂
What are we?
WE'RE WEEBS
what do we want?
SLEEP!
Are we going to get it thanks to this video?
Probably not!
And are we going to regret it?
No.
Yep
✨T✨ r ✨u ✨e✨
Ur completely right!!!!!!!I literally haven't slept except maybe 8hours this week 😐
Mhm.
@@ShotoTodoroki-hp2fj oop shoto hi
Levi: Here eats this!
Me: *Is that a mcdouble?-*
....
...
I'm gonna go now ...
This...
This comment...
THIS COMMENT IS UNDERRATED!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEE-
Fack this shitz im out
The mcdouble 😂😂 I’m wheezing
More more we need more
Make one were y/n or levi walks in on you/him changing
Ps:Thanks for all the likes 😳❤
*oh shi-*
Ohhhhhh 👀
👁👄👁
👁️👄👁️ ➖👄➖ 👁️👄👁️
👁👄👁 ❤️👄❤️ ➖👄➖
me when I saw the title:
*confused squealing*
I mean, I ain't complainin'. Don't mind me, my imagination running wild when my fangs went through our dear cap'n's delicate skin. Definitely watched too many vampire-based anime to know where it's going 😏
Do you need to watch some My hero come with me, anxiety boy and we can get you away from... what ever you watch (I’m not hating on what you watch just say I’m sorry)
*i-* *yes*
So true i agree
Rosario vampire tho-
Levi: You can come out
Me: *GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT **Demon screech**
*wheeze* 🤣
@@noise3894 😀DENKI?! HELP PLZ IM IN THIS FOR A YR PLZ HELP 🙏 😔 😢 😭 😞
I went fast-
*stop going so fast-*
Me:*reads the tittle* he's probably going to hate me for this and what I mean by probably is he will
Levi:Your a what
Me: I’m a freaking pretty princess-plays disco music-
Wrong mosic you have to play I’m a Barbie girl
*Lilium playing in the background while sucking Levi’s blood, Elfen Leid beheading flashbacks 😳
Yas 😳👌
I'm going to tell Lady Aqua Kazuma Sato. That you simp Levi 😜
Much sad
Exactly 🙂
LOOKS LIKE I'M NOT GONNA SLEEP NOW-
Its 2:45 am here and im wide awake😀
ME TOO
@•Hatsuke Rose• what is that I was going to ask u that what is sleep
Hey go to sleep
@•Hatsuke Rose• you saying no to me
Am I the only one who noticed that the music is from Elfen Lied
Nah I did too
Fun fact, elfen lied is dutch for elf song
IT IS I-
Nope
I didn't know...sorry😭😭
Levi: "Your a what?"
Y/N: *"I'm a Wizard/Witch Levi"*
Fun fact wizard is actually gender neutral:D
Why does this sound like this jumped out of wattpad. Don't worry, I still like it...but come on
I know, right?!?!
If this a Wattpad plz tell me the name plz
Levi: your a what
Me: clingy person😡💜
me: ‘I’m not a fucking vampire lmao’ **clicks video away**
also me: ‘hmm but what will happ-‘ **comes back**
Levi:"You can come out."
Me:
*Bursts through my
closet door*
I M G A Y
I FUCKING LOVED THIS 💀💀💀
YESSSSSSSSS
😂😂😂😂😂
LAMO
😂❤🎉
Levi: you're so pale.
Me: im anemic bit-
Levi: TAKE IT!
Me: I CANTTT
Me said that to😂
I’m just gonna binge watch these now ☺️
Me too☺👌
We shall binge together
Levi you simp for youself?
@@Alexunderwater000 yes probably 😂
Levi: "you can come out"
*I'm bisexual*
LMFAO i said the same thinggg
Same
Who would dislike this? It's really good.
Eren and Petra. 😂
And Mikasa Lmao
Erwin
Levis family
Tbe were wold lovers lol
I’m not a vampire. I’M HIMIKO TOGA.
I wouldn’t take too much of his blood so he doesn’t get dizzy and would only make the bite mark small
:> hi
*claps* good idea
I saw the asmr and decided to listen to it
@@Ms._America_ Keigo? Wtf are you doing here? I mean....I simp for you :>
Keigo?
Levi: You can come out
Me: Wth I’m not gay, well I am but I’m not
PFFFT- BAHAHAHA-
HOLY SHIT AKIRA MORE LEVI AUDIOS??? WE HAVE BEEN FED AND EVEN MORE BLESSED 😭😭😭
I just made it to this one! You're spoiling us, Akira! Take your time ~
Akira really blessing us with all these Levi audios 😌❤
Him: you're a what?
Me: I'm a wizard, harry
Neat. I'm Lestat. He's my favorite fictional vampire.
....
_Fictional_ vampire..?
I am sort of curious what it would be like if Levi encountered Listener as a mermaid. Maybe saving him from the raging waters of the sea? Hmmmm
Under the sea
Under the SeA🎶✨
Darling it’s better down where it’s wetter🎶🦀
Take IT fROm MEE
yesSSSAAAAA- and under da seA-
Levi: come out
Me: but Levi i’m secretly a chicken
Levi: you’re secretly a chicken
Me: yes
Levi: well it still doesn’t explain how you sleep on the walls with no gravity and you eat a horse and a curtain and you came back from the dead 50 times😑
Ok, this is kinda weird, but for some reason I like it lol
Same
Same
you are spoiling us Akira! thank you!
Levi: you're a what
Me: I'm a harry wizard! or was it a wizard harry... XD
" you need blood , take mine " "bite me" excuse me you kinky man
levi:you are what!
me:im a banana 🍌
Aww Levi would allow us to suck his blood to keep us alive🥺now that is what I call boyfriend material. Someone who will care for you and not judge you no matter what you are
Levi: Youre everything to me!
Me: .. u mean... I can be Youre electricfaN?
Levi: "You're a what?"
Me:....
"I'm A Wizard Levi."
I-I’m a vampire-? I mean like Ight LMAOO 🤷♀️
now i know what i’ll be binge watching all night
Twilight tease 😜👍
No- NOT THAT 😂😳
PLS-😂🤣😂🤣😂
Damn!! I need to sleep but uhhh this is better then sleep! Ahhahahaha✨✨
Literally me though
Levi: Your so pale
Me: can someone stop tell me that I am to pale!!!?? My friend just tell me "why are you so pale" like a couple of minutes ago!!
More??! wow..he really working his butt off..
Kenma I'm telling kuroo
@@lavolty5829 Go
@@lavolty5829 What he finna do anyways🤚 recite the periodic table?😃✌️
@@k.9771 i- he will take away your gaming console
Thanks again but please slow down with the audios I may not know but I don’t want you to strain your vocal cords once again take care king 👑💗❤️
Levi: "Your a what?"
Me: "I'm a wizard, Harry"
Levi:if you need blood take you need it
Me:👁👄👁
Levi:*weird sounds*
Me:SIR-
I will pray for y children
Thank you jesus 🙏🌚
Wait...why are you here?
@@hellokitty-h2y5h
Your welcome
Tysm my lord 😶👍
@@narutoUzumaki-ux2in your welcome
I sincerely want more of this idea. Levi dating a vampire, sooo interesting. 😍❤️
I had a visceral reaction when Lilium came on.
Please tell me that I am not the only one that want part to of this
I want part two
me is sad AOT IS ENDING :(
😢
@@hellokitty-h2y5h hinata where you come from 👀
Can you make one where we’re a siren???
Good idea
Heck yeah
And Hange just going can we keep them
Him: "I thought they went extinct thousands of years ago"
Me: "surprise motherf#cker"
Levi: here! Bite me!
Me: *I’ll gladly accept the offer* 😼
Fun fact: most (more like all) vampires look young and so does levi 🤭😀
Levi: I thought all vampires went extinct.
well, Levi...
just like chihuahuas small things always survive
Levi:" I'd give you blood any day of the week."
Me: "that's the most romantic thing you've ever said."
Its 00:02 AM
.
..
...
IDC I HAVE 7 HOURS MORE MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SAME ITS LIKE... 3:00 am now 😭✋
Its 2:30 AM rn 😭🖐🏼
Levi: Your a what?!
Me: Im a blooding sucking badass leech
Now...
King Akira,My luv,
Can you make another video like this?but make levi the ✨v A m P i R e✨
This.. reminds me of that vampire!Levi audio.. where he bites/turns listener. So, hear me out. Pretend this is a sequel where vampire!Levi died and is reincarnated into a human- vampire!listener is the same from that audio and finally found Levi, but of ducking course it’s not that easy. The little shit has trauma bc of vampires ARGCCHVCDUJD
WHERES A DECENT WRITER? I NEED A FULL FIC
lilium in the background :0
3:06
no one:
me: HOLY SHIZZLES THAT SONG IS FROM ELFEN LIED- NOSTALGIA-
The 3 dislikes is from
Erwin
Mikasa
And Petra 😂😂😂
Petra x tré
not mikasa eren 😂 😂 😂
oHH tHe tABLes hAvE tURNed😳
Levi: Your a what?
Me: I’m a wizard Levi
Levi: A what?
Me: A WIZARD
Levi: A WIZARD!?!
Me: ✨Y e s✨
AYO FASTER THAN IIDA :))))
@@watchoutitsthenerd9624 both of them😂
@@beanz6958 oop
@@tamakiamajiki3463 wat iz thou doing here
Hi Amajiki-Senpai.
Levi: your a what!? Me: I AM A WIZARD
OOH THE SONG AT THE END WAS SO GOOD
What music is that?????? I wanna hear it all time >
can we have a Levi find out your a werewolf please? I think that would be pretty cool
Did I do the putting the hair behind the ear bc i found those scenes so hilarious? Yes I did!
Did I laugh really hard while doing it? Oh hell yeah!
3:01 what is the song in the background
me: going to start laughing as soon as i heard the voice
the voice:😘😍
me:😳
Bro please tell me your voice is okay
Mmmn need more vampire listener and cap Levi. Can’t believe I haven’t seen this until now. So amazing.
Me: im a vampire😎
Levi: y-you’re a what?
Me: a vampire! And a darn good’n too
so sad i did not get the notification
The music in the background:👁👄👁👏🏻💃🏻🕺🏻💃🏻💃🏻📈📉📈📈📈📉📉📉👀💃🏻✨✨✨⚡️⭐️🌚🌚🌝🌝🌝
"You need to eat" me: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Him: "You can come out!"
Me: I wish I could but I have homophobes in my house.
Same :^