GTA 5 | Which VEHICLE is the Most USELESS?
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- Which one of the GTA 5 vehicles is the worst?
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Lawn Mower:
It is Slow,
It is Weak,
And it doesn't even cut grass.
tractor:
Its slow
Its weak
It cant drive offroad especially when goin uphill despite beein a farming vehicle....
@Kuruma lol
@Kuruma jinchuiki?!
wrbean
Oh no! Not the lawnmower! I’m gonna get bladed up by the lawnmower!
11:29 I love the detail that Chop is napping on a couch while his master and friends are doing things
“Hello, mm” is intro of the century
The intro of the millenium
And the russian guy is the driver of century
@@drugmastahboi2272 ikr😂😂😂
I been commenting this on every video for months. WTF where y’all been at??????
Щ
Nobody:
Lawn Mower: *Can't even cut grass*
Its a lawn notmower
@@janpayrits7040 actually yes
Yes, but actually no.
I love you so much and you’re so sweet
🛑
Me: *sees the intro*
Yep, this is going to be a good one
Hello my brudda
That idiot fortnite head is cute
@A GODDAMN RETARD did u seriously change ur channel name to that because of this guy
Yep, that's a coyote!
The Russian guy makes my day everytime!
Congrats on 1 mil btw, you deserve it
Yay for guy that sounds like Niko
BLYAT
но хуже всего то, что я просто режу и вставляю
:D
Ват?
Dozer used to be for stancing cars. Now that people know another way of stancing cars the dozer is lonely.
Tf you mean stancing do it with a gun
@@idkwhy1659 people used to do it with a dozer when no-one really knew about using a gun
@@idkwhy1659 some cars can be stanced only with Dozer
I think the Dozer should have gotten extra points for lasting 12 times longer than anything else in the damage test.
YE3ZS the way you said it makes me sad for the dozer
Who else was lowkey expecting the Russian guy to swerve and ram a neighboring driver during the drag race?
I was expecting him to just kill everyone.
@@zynn7430 Same LOL XD
I was expecting him to get bombs and blow everyone up and make the excuse “BUT IM RUSSIAN!”
Me
L
‘Coyote, coyote, definitely a coyote’
I heard "kayoi kayoi defiently a *K* *A* *Y* *O* *I*"
I love the contrast between Trevor's aggressive start flag and Franklin's half hearted end flag
Yknow, the dump has an amazingly small turn radius, in comparison to it's size
Ngl, That Slavic Guy Really Getting Better At His Driving.
He Russian not Slavic
I know
@@saeedhammad8499 Russian is Slavic
Russian dude 10/10 driving skills.
No one would beat him
So this is what we’ve been waiting for... Some quality content!
I found the furry! Let's get em boys!
Ur a furry?
@@eliasmichels5153 look at his username
20:18 but it can do a backflip
Better than a bmx
Yeppp it can
@@earnestlyroysohkhia швна на раововраоыьививтараоаратбы
Ювдвладарало не только в 🤔🤩🙂😌☺️😌
I think this is the first video of Jantsuu where nobody dies 😂
Or the first vehicle test without russian guys car the cheburek
One of the Hazmat guys on the final tests gets killed by the dozer
4:19 wow hes getting better at driving
15:49 if you fire in the gas canister it will take less time to explode
After all of his experiences with the russian guy, it's a mystery as to why Trevor thought to give him the biggest vehicle
I love how this channel actually puts a lot of effort into exploring all the different possibilities, and asking random questions like this video
Word of the week:
*”PrObLiEmA”*
And «Bliyat”, блять)
In the philipphines its problema means problem
If you ever feel useless, remember that the lawn mower in GTA 5 can’t cut grass…
Bro this guy makes the most well made videos ever, and he’s even funny! Something many many you tubers fail at attempting, even the very beginning was funny because Trevor wasn’t even paying attention, and the Russian Guy, wow he cracks me up. Keep up the amazing work man we love you
The 1/4 mile race reminded me of the pain I endured. Story time of how this pains me.
So I was in story mode doing stuff like collect vehicles and put them in storage and etc. So I thought it would be pretty cool to be able to spawn a bulldozer in director mode and mess around. This is the start of my pain. I drove it down the highway from the city to Trevor’s hangar. It took so long. And I had the cops cuz I trampled some civilians to entertain myself. It was smoking badly and I made it to the hangar and waited a bit for an auto save. I went into director mode and went to my vehicles and went through my large collection of spawnable vehicles. I was so mad that I quit for a couple days. Also I was like 9 years old so yeah. DONT QUESTION HOW I GOT MY PARENTS TO LET ME PLAY GTA5 AT A YOUNG AGE.
Hey bro I played gta IV at *SEVEN*
@@gaylaschlosser4390 7? I'm 5 LOL. (No joke.)
@@mimisusanti3572 I played GTA IV and GTA V at 4. FOUR. (no joke)
I can feel the pain..
7:29 "sweat jesus, it wasn't my fault"
Fun fact, it takes 40 minutes to drive from the bottom of the map all the way up to the top in a straight line (used a custom race) using the lawn mower.
I want my sanity back...
It take 1.5 hour with the negus
Wee wee. I'm finally early!
IDK why I watch these videos, I don't even have GTA 5. I don't even have a single GTA game 😅🤣
Btw, congratulations on 1 million once again! Over 10 years of hard work. It's good that you didn't give up, JANTSUU!
Maybe for 2 million you can do a Q&A? Good luck with more of your endeavours! Keep up the good work 👏 👍 💪
I hope you achieve your goals 🙏
I have gta5 I have all helicopters idk why
YOU HAD NO CHILDHOOD
So what makes you to not play GTA? 😕
Wee wee LOL
@@user-nf4in1un7m wtf there are alot of other childhood games.
Don't forget how the Docktug actually has bullet proof glass, or at least it did in last gen. It may not be as strong in next gen, but I know it used to be bullet resistant at least.
I'm never dissapointed with your GTA videos, so original, creative, and interesting.
Wow, the docktug is an underrated vehicle. If i ever get stranded at the airport I'm taking that.
YEAHHH new jantsuu video! It Is 6 am where I live and no, I didn't just wake up I haven't slept yet 😴
Same
M
Mllmwkm nbhh man
With all the attention to detail paid into this game... You'd think that the horn button on the mower would actually cut grass. Then have rando npcs reacting to you cutting their grass. Maybe even a mini-game in there somewhere. Taxi missions make money. Why not mowing lawns!? Lol! Hella missed opportunity there.
That Kayote start just made my day🤣
Technically the Dump can carry passengers, as it's the only one you can stand on while it's moving without ragdolling...
There are others
I can't even imagine how hard it is to edit a video like this. Great job!
I have never been so intrigued about slow moving vehicles since the Life F1 car.
I really appreciate that you specified speed in terms of km/h as well since for some reason people dont bother doing that even though a vast majority of the world considers it as the standard unit
This is america, friend.. we use mph
My friend, most of the world is not America we use kmph
@@Parth5d my friendly friend, America is the world, you must understand
My friend you just opened my eyes thank you for showing me the truth fellow traveller
@@Parth5d tis your comment a month old, thow i shall reply with an i told you so, good day to you, fair chap.
I Love all this small Sidestorys and jokes
How u still alive Melvin aka big smoke
I know it probably wouldn't finish last, but the Post Op Van ought to be included here out of spite.
Ye it should have replaced the dock tug because that can actually attach trailers
I'm surprised how fast and how good the handling is on the docktug
These horrible vehicles were sometimes the most fun vehicles in the game. Demolition derby's with dozers and dumptrucks, lawnmower racing and such. Yes, it would take a long time, but because it was so silly, that's what made it so much fun. Kind of like the game Wreckfest. Toilet / sofa racing. Crazy but fun. Of course, lawnmower racing would take forever, which is why we made it an 'anything goes' type of race where some weapons and ramming was allowed, kind of like Mario Kart.
Why is his content so enjoyable?!??!??!!!????!!??
Cuz of the Russian guy
I love all of your videos they are very funny and I enjoy seeing the videos because I don't have a computer 😭😭 😭😭
But I enjoy your videos 👍👍
Love from India 👍👍🤟🤟💜💜💚💚❤️❤️🇮🇳🇮🇳
I'm also from india
This guy: construction vehicles are useless
The people who built this place: *insert mike wazowski face meme*
Technically Docktug is the most reliable from the most useless vehicles.
I'm glad the slowest vehicle isn't the least reliable.
It really says something about your level of quality when the *tractor* outperforms you in almost *every* category.
Ya the lawn mower has one job in GTA and it fails to even to that in GTA.
yep, but in Vice City-unless you complete the rest of the missions in story-mode (after completing the Back Alley Brawl for $200) to 🔓 the 🗺 for downtown, Tommy cannot evade arrest if fighting at the 🏬 maxes out your "wanted level" ( " ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ " )
This is my favourite Jantsuu video ever I wish he did a sequel
this editing always satisfies me in a way i can’t explain
This man is the master of GTA V Director Mode🤴🎮🚗
And mods
Other vehicles: max durability time of 3/4 seconds
Dozer: *let me show you how it's done!*
Helps that they were shooting at the big metal plate in front of the rest of the vehicle.
7:29 "sweet Jesus, it wasn't my fault."
-random old guy 2020
BLYAT! PROBLEMA!
Xd ur video's always make me laugh
Sun videot on ihan parhaita!
Dat russian Boi never dies literally Xd!
U deserve more than 1 million subs!
Ja viel onneks olkoon!
4:12 "ahh my good lord"
4:17 "I'm getting better in this "
Idk why but I just love these comparisons, they are so damn funny at some points, lmao 😂
Docktug:I WILL PUSH
Dump:hold my russian pilot
Anyone else thought that the old tractor was booking it during top speed
To be fair, for agricultural equipment of 1920 vintage it honestly was. I’ve seen tractors that old which would struggle to hit 1/6th of its speed
19:36 I learned something new. Tractor can pull a harrow
cool another upload !!!
First ;)
nice
Nope
🤣🤣🇨🇨
The drunk man is my homie from every videos... 😁
Love the russian guy :-)
Remember!
Slow ≠ useless
Bro that Russian dude has some skillz
I'm a simple man. I hear "Hello. Mmmh.", I click.
Hey I'm glad to see you took my idea about the hill climb test, I only wish you had used better vehicles lol.
An Idea for a video: all cars + who ist The luckiest driver
Tractor, Lawnmower, Dozer: Gets bottom 3 at the quarter-mile and top speed test
Me: Yeah, it's called the Unholy Trinity for a reason
"Probliemo"
It's actually "Prabliema!"
Its better to say "Problema"
проблема
That sounds more like italian.
@@WirxawTanev no . In Italian peoples write "problema" ))
Him: coyote, coyote, definitely coyote
Coyote: bird, bird, definitely a bird
Hey jantsuu, when are you going to make episodes of gta characters, Like you did on Niko in Los Santos?
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The lawnmower lol it's slow, it's weak, and it doesn't even cut the grass. I loved it.
"пробле́ма!"
Using that in my daily vocabulary now
Я тоже )
Alternate title: which car makes the driver look more drunk?
The dump truck worked well for someone actually drunk
To all of you awesome people!
I hope that your goals and dreams happen for you!
My dream is 8k.
Stfu bot
My dream is just to get 30 reads on my WattPad story lol
My dream is 0
My dream is more than 6 Xd
All of you shut up saying "my dream is"
His intro is NOICE unlike ppl who put 2 minute intros
2:00 still faster than Toyota Prius
No.
No dump trucks were harmed in the making of this video.
1:01 why the russian boy didnt keep cheburek?
His cheburek was buried in the Dump's sand
Lol
R* should introduce BelAZ-75710, it hadn't been out when GTA V was initially made(2013), but even the design of that thing is just like a trollface with a HUUUUGE chin. The russian guy riding it would've looked so smug.
Besides, just like the original was a great car crusher, this one could be a really fun thing to drive around the city. Would make sense after all the Bombushka and that modern Katyusha inclusions.
Imagine an armored version of that thing on some heist mission, and the enemy would have to send planes after you, because that thing would crush even tanks under it. Could be an epic getaway, one or two players clearing the skies, while the others are driving it across the highway, riding over all the roadblocks with pansy tanks, while some precious cargo would've been in the back, so that later, once you are clear, it would be picked by a Cargobob.
Can we talk about how insanely good this video is edited?
6:48 he freacking forget to say "probliema"
Today I learned that if I want a surprisingly capable vehicle, all I need to do is visit the airport.
gopnik's favorite word is "PROBLEMA"
Русские тут?)
who would have thought specialized vehicles are bad at everything other than their purpose?
and then there is the lawnmower...
He need to post more often I Seen all of his vids
you try doing this much editing in one day then.
@@Funkytown-es5ik I do
This is the kind of challenge that Top Gear would do in real life as well.
Someone: everybody's important in this world!
Me: **physical embodiement of the lawn mower**
Every vehicle: *dies in a few seconds-
Dozer: *blocking like Terry Crews-
Docktug: Bland Semi.
Ripley: At lest people can't shoot you if you're rear is facing.
Dump: Big boi.
Fieldmaster: An average farmer.
Forklift: Lifting boxes.
Dozer: Hey, move!
Dock Handler: Scouting the Port. (Plz tell me somebody will get the reference.)
Airtug: Slightly better Lawn Mower.
Cutter: Drilling through Union Depository.
Tractor: The farmer stuck in the 1910s.
Lawn Mower: BORING!
The destruction test comes along.
Me: Okay Russian guy, how can you mess THIS test up? It's literally your vehicle sitting still and getting blown up.
Russian guy: *doesn't leave vehicle*
Me: Oh, that's how
the worst vehicle is obviously the Opressor MK2 because it just annoys the players
"Which VEHICLE is the most USELESS?"
my chevy malibu.
your experiments are priceless, prof. Philips!
You test what is most useless but the first test is drag race ,it doesn't make sense
The lawnmower can’t even perform it’s sole purpose of existing XD
Durability test really shows unrealistic damage systems. Engine is in the back of the grinder car, but shooting the big, metal grinder causes the engine to explode.
Congratulations for 1 million subscribers jantsuu
I love how much effort you put into your videos
The fact the lawn mower is the loser but it doesn’t even cut grass that’s even worse
Here’s an idea! A day in the life of the drunk Russian guy!! Lets see what kind of drunk trouble he gets in on s daily basis!
I love your videos
Ahh i love these liitlte fun moments in your video. Like that Russian guy keep crashing or that Dockhandler destroying the big wheel.