In all honesty I haven’t gone that deep into the subject of when a dad leaves their kids and it’s mother in that way like a coward lying about go and buying milk just to disappear for ever i rate being straight forward and honest about it saying im leaving atleast giving the counterpart some closure much more than anyone who disappears from his own kids and maybe wife or gf or whatever they are while supposedly buying milk is the definition of a spineless man! And my condolences goes out to all kids who’s had to gone threw it.
Dads just for existing: I love you. Dads when you do as you're told, and do them plenty of favors: you're the most amazing son/daughter in the world. I love you soooo much.....
Kid : oh wait its a fake lotery card *Dad slowly walking out of the door* Dad : i got to go... Kid : dad where are you going Dad : im just gonna grab some milk.. Kid : we got milk dadd Dad : i will be right back.. Kid: we got millkkkkkkkkkk
Son: "Oh nevermind it's only 15 dollars" Dad: "Uhm I uhhh got the wrong milk yeah got the wrong milk umm bye" *Leaves the house and never to be seen again*
Son: oh it is only $50
Dad: I think I brought a expired milk.
Runs and never comes back
In all honesty I haven’t gone that deep into the subject of when a dad leaves their kids and it’s mother in that way like a coward lying about go and buying milk just to disappear for ever i rate being straight forward and honest about it saying im leaving atleast giving the counterpart some closure much more than anyone who disappears from his own kids and maybe wife or gf or whatever they are while supposedly buying milk is the definition of a spineless man! And my condolences goes out to all kids who’s had to gone threw it.
😂👌
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Son: oh hold up, it's 50M, must've read it wrong.
Dad: Ooh looks like I read the date, it's actually still good 😊 👍
Son: oh nvm it's only $5
Dad: I think this is the wrong type of milk.
Yee
Lmao 🤣
He dain check the date man
Not the wrong type of milk..!
Holy shit you're hilarious!
The mom “holding it for him” before the dad comes was a nice touch.
Ikr
Fr
he spent years going from store to stores to find the best milk to feed his family! such a good dad!
He's spent a good amount of time searching for the best milk to feed his family!
No he has left then
@@ReyanshandAmogh no shit
@@ReyanshandAmogh well no shit that’s the joke
@@ReyanshandAmogh Your nose hole is bigger than your brain, so...
And 10 years of waiting for the kid
"Guess you wonder where I've been"
Yes, been wondering all day
The caption "Annoying things dads do" like its an every day thing 🤣🤣 this is so funny
Isn’t it though 🙆🏽♀️😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@jay.thecomedian it really isnt
@@jay.thecomedian yeah it happens daily for us
Just not winning the lottery thing that is
@@jay.thecomedian that’s facts man lmaoo
P
Son: hmm i won a bottle of water
Dad: **disappearing**
Lol this is funny AF i cant stop laughing😅😅😅😂😂😂
@@andzelikakrupovic9445Sarcasm at its finest 😮💨
THE MOMS REACTION IS PRICELESS 😂
I like how the moms first instinct when the door opens is to hide the lottery ticket
He care so much for his family, he probably produced it himself. Takes time
OH
OH FUCK
AAAYYYYYOOOOOO
UHHHHHH
Err did not need to hear that today *I'mma head out*
@TJTaynts WTF
The song matches so perfectly 😭😩
😂🙏
Hello patrick
Thas the point my guy
@@grinchwitadumpy8765 sup brother
So what type of milk is it 😳😏
Son: Its only 50$
Dad: Oh, i think i bought the Wrong milk, i will be right back.
bro he came back with expired milk tho. 😭💀
“I finally found it… I GOT THE 100% MILK… because you deserve only the best”
-my dad on may 24 2021 ;)
100% fat milk.. 🤨
@@faouri. just... please bro
???? 100% means 100% fat
@@spiderymantis4226 what?
That's when I was born 😳
I like how the mom just hides the money like: "let me hold on to it for you"
Let me bless it for ya 😏
A game of paintball using real guns
OMG I have never got THIS many likes before! THANK UUUU.
lemme hold the money for u pls
@Genichirou Matsuo thanks but ima girl :)
“annoying things dads do” like it’s an everyday occurrence 💀
Son: oh my gosh we won a mansion!!
Mom: oh no way!!
Dad: sorry it took me so long
Son: oh nvm it was just an apartment
Dad: oops wrong milk brb 😐
Read my name..
@@checkmyaboutpagelink8258 hi :>
The best dad ever he came back for helping his family by finding the best milk and helping them use the money
Well yes, the milk is the non expiring milk.
@@imgonnasaythenword2100 No shit Sherlock
@@imgonnasaythenword2100 nigga bruh
Checkers milk is the best
really? ya stealing comments?
Yo he's such a loving father he got the best milk in town only took him 13 years
Oruchimaru
Nice dp, my favorite character
@@vaidik67 bruh mines better
Orochinyu
@@fl1ytoffical no it's not I should call the FBI on u.
Son: I WON IT!
Dad: I appeared at the right moment
"He's back with milk... Oh wait it expired"
Mom: NOW GO BUY MORE
Dad: be back in 15 years
Damn, his hearing skills are so good that he listened to his son that he won the lottery and came back.
Murdock is the father
@@imgonnasaythenword2100 Oh wow I wonder how you figured that out 😂
@@imgonnasaythenword2100 He was obviously being sarcastic and you know that 😂
@@imgonnasaythenword2100 no, obviously the original comment was a joke
@@imgonnasaythenword2100 As funny as that was, yes I'm sure lol
The milk has been running from stores to the ultimate store: WALLNARTS the dad finally got the milk
69 likes gg
Lel
That milk dont come from Walmart it comes from checkers in south africa
"WALLNARTS" what?
@@keegerat1on999 they made it that way tho there was no typo
I just love this kind of vids. keep it up
Dads just for existing: I love you.
Dads when you do as you're told, and do them plenty of favors: you're the most amazing son/daughter in the world. I love you soooo much.....
Manz looked in every isle in the world just to find good milk..what a legend 😭
The dad lifting up the milk to show it made me laugh the most
Ayy he finally got his milk! So glad to see him again!
Son:Oops the number were upside down
Dad:ohhhh I gota head back I accidentally bough almond milk
I just love how the mother right after she heard the door open she hid the ticket
23 hours
lol ikr
Son: ow sorry that is 2 Dollars
Dad: i have that wrong type of milk
I like how they just move their heads really fast as soon as they see the dad come back
Plot twist: He actually came home and doesn’t know his son won a lottery
Doesn’t say it on the news or something?
howd this get likes this had no effort lol
Didnt expect that xd
My dad is gone forever
He said hes going to get milk in heaven i dont even know where is the store named heaven
@@lemonadeWithExtraE sad :(((
Fun fact: that was expired milk so when they get sick he could take the money and say “oops wrong milk I need this money to get the right milk”
This fact has to be the least fun fact ever
Lol
BIG BRAIN MOVE
@@Ebaby2raww this meme in general is so bad. Guy in the video was somewhat humourous, but all these comments are unfunny asf
Dad brought the milk ma !!!!!! Let’s go buy more milk son ✌️ !!!! 😮💨
Dad jokes... never gets old.
after not getting any money: "oh shoot forgot I was lactose intolerant- i need to go return this"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
He used the space time teleport jutsu after years and years of leaving his family for the milk
Is your pfp Deku?
pls- lmfao
Oh your a naruto fan name every spacetime jutsu
"Guess you wonder where I been"
This guy can relate
Simps:simps for girls
Dad:simps for money
I love how they just start AGGRESSIVELY jumping 🤣🤣🤣
🙏❤️
I just love these kind of videos. So funny🤣🤗
Bruh 1 like
No one loves you though
shut up
You guys that say nobody loves he 121 People Love he
@@certified9104 why.
I love how the mom hid the ticket the moment the dad came in 😂😂😂
the speed he turned his head… LOL
Dad after he spends the money: oh whoops it's spoiled let me go get some more! 🏃♂️
I love everything about this. The way he walks in and then The stomach😭
The way they moved there heads was hilarious!😂🤣
As a person whose father was gone their whole life and suddenly came back after winning 5 million dollars, I could relate to this.
Same, we all go through it
same bro
That's a common occurence
True
That's normal business
Almost feels like every Tuesday
He came back after 11 years, getting the milk. man, that was epik.
Oops it’s 5 bucks..
Dad: Oh no I got almond milk brb!!
Dad : "Guess you wonder where ive been...😏"
Son : Full cream milk- seriously took you 15 year to go get it
Son:Oh wait i only won 3 dollars
Dad:the milk is expired brb
😂😂😂
Imagine being a dad and going to a store just to see that all the milk has been taken by other dads lmao
Thats why they have to wait for the restock no eo der my dad hasnt came back yet
@@NotRainyMw 🤣🤣
@Check my about page link no haha
GHOSTFACE REL!
@Check my about page link n o
The scene when mom hides the lottery is so funny 🤣😂🤣😂
Ah the milk punchline always hits the right spot!
Mom: “Let me hold it for you”
Yes so true but at least she did not do that lol
Mission success:
+$5,000,000
+1 Returning dad
+1 Carton of 2% milk
What did you just say.......2% milk...........IT BETTER BE 100% MILK
@@SoulsDeapth no, 2% milk
@@SoulsDeapth you gonna have to buy 50 cartons and prove science wrong and make 100% milk
Plot twist: It's actually a 50$ win and he said 5 000 000$ so his dad would *come* back.
Son:it’s a April fools joke dad:oh I good the wrong milk I need almond milk
"i spent years finding the best milk... Coincidentally it costs 5m dollars."
Finally returned with the milk.
Jah 😂😂🙆🏽♀️
Mom: *son let me keep it ;)*
His father came back after he went out to get some milk 12 years ago and never showed up until now. His father loves him a lot.
Thanks for explaining. I watched twice but couldn’t understand the joke.
Read my name..
“Oh never mind it’s only five dollars”
Dad: “Oops I need to go back I accidentally got almond milk”
"But we always buy that milk-"
@@lillycant maybe the wrong brand of almond milk?
Mom:Let me me hold the money for you
These videos are so funny! I love them! 😂
Son: oh it was just $50
Dad: oh, I-I think I got almond milk.. ill be back in 15 years
Way better than dairy milk. Any of the plant-based milks are.
*✨ guess where you wonder where ive bee-✨*
Son:it only 5 dollars
*Disappears*
I would've showed this to my dad if we was alive :)
Bro got punished twice💀
The fact that the dad brought home the milk is funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Hehehehe… HEYY BUCKO BOYYYY” is how I’d hear most of y’alls fathers ngl.
Me appearing in my class 30 minutes late be like:
The Moms reaction is so accurate
Me: MOM! I WON THE LOTTERY!!
Mom and Dad: You mean “we”?
*Our Money*
Communism internisfies*
Kid : oh wait its a fake lotery card
*Dad slowly walking out of the door*
Dad : i got to go...
Kid : dad where are you going
Dad : im just gonna grab some milk..
Kid : we got milk dadd
Dad : i will be right back..
Kid: we got millkkkkkkkkkk
He go again to grab candy for his little son, how could he left him 😔
He forgot the smokes
A game of paintball using real guns
The dad been gone for six years finding milk💀☠️
Yeah it is super annoying! Just happens so regularly-
Seeing the mother happy is wholesome, makes my heart explode somehow 🎉
Uhhh…..that’s a dude
@@ledzep9943 ...yeh, dudes can also be yo momma.
His father came back after searching for 15 years to find the best milk but HE JUST CAME FOR THE LOTTERY
mom "let me hang on to it so you don't lose it"
Good on him for finally beating it, I hear that side quest takes a while to complete .
underrated
Son: "Oh nevermind it's only 15 dollars"
Dad: "Uhm I uhhh got the wrong milk yeah got the wrong milk umm bye" *Leaves the house and never to be seen again*
You literally just copied another comment
@BTS army no
@ayo😳 yes,yes. Inspiration is of course copying somebody's comment and slightly altering it, we're so stupid for not knowing that
First time in the history the dad has come back with milk
He finnaly found the never expiring milk!!! 😱😱
Plot twist:by the time he got back the milk was expired. He had to get more
Son: ... Never mind its 5 cents...
Dad: OH MY, I got the wrong milk.!
“Oops, it’s expired”
I haven’t Heard this song in so Long-🥲😭
Wait you know Russ to
Dad: "did you forget about me"
Scout: "yeah"
My respect for thanos increases everyday.
My respect for thanos increases everyday.
My respect for thanos increases everyday.
Hey, this is my favorite song!
My Dad: 🎶 I guess you wonder were I've been 🥛🥛🥛
Me: ☺️☺️☺️🥰❤❤❤
The music fits so perfectly
PLS NOT THE CHECKERS LONG LIFE MILK- 😭💀
These shorts make my day 😂
🙏😭❤️😂
Dad finally turn whit the milk for that, unaspected XD
Mom: _”let me just keep that in my purse for you :)”_
NEVER😂😂😂😂 happening
"It's 5 Million!!!"
Indonesian kids: that's too cheap for us
Lol it's still a ton tho🤸
@@jesselyn.n yeah lol
If you call me indonesian, no im not indonesian, im filipino
@everyone
I love how when she looked at the dad, the mom instantly put the lotery ticket in her pocket