I mind back in school when someone put 50p in the canteen vending machine you would quickly hit the Bounty button before they could make their choice. It was called being bountified, and never failed to induce absolute rage.
Bounties are actually a lot better comparatively. Many other amazing chocolates have degraded in chocolate quality over the years whilst bounty is still it's own niche
14:57 reminds me of the opening scene in Trainspotting. Choose life, choose a Mars bar, choose a stomach-bloating Snickers and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
I love that he was clearly stalling trying to think of a perfect line to encapsulate the snickers/mars feeling each time and then finally absolutely fucking nailed it with the sticky toffee pudding line
When I was a kid I used to take a mini mars bar on the weekends like. Everyone else was doing it. It just felt nice and it was cheap. Sooner though I started eating the big ones during the week. It quickly took over my life. More than once I woke up covered in wrappers with no memory of the last couple of hours. I needed serious help. The NHS gave me chocolate buttons to taper me off, and I started crushing up and snorting smarties just for the taste. I'm 6 years clean the day. Stay strong Limmy mate
If Whole Nut is like a Yorkie with peanuts, then Dairy Milk is like a Yorkie, both of which are in different categories.. guy's been kicked in the head by a horse
@@lesblack8996 chocolate and caramel covered and like soft cookie dough with little biscuits inside. The inside is a lot less dense too. Insane what these companies are getting away with.
Next time you're eating a creme egg, spare a thought for the poor umpa loompa's whose diet consists only of potatoes. Then, think about the hours they had to interfere with themselves to produce that vile liquid. Rank.
My dad would cycle into glasgow for his work and occasionally he'd get what he calls the bonk where it's a major blood sugar crash and he almost feints Mars bars fixed that straight away, instantly, he could go from nearly collapsing in the street to cycling another 5k in an instant after having a mars bar
I looked it up and "bonking" is described as: Extreme physical weakness Nausea Poor Coordination Shaking hands Dizziness Cognitive impairment Mars bar is an insta-fix
Let's pay our respects to Kit Kat, Drifter, Mintola (or whatever they are called now), Caramac, Orange Aero, Fry's Mint Cream, for not being on this list. And who remembers when Double Decker had raisins, and when Starbar was named Peanut Boost for a while, plus the addition of the Guarana Boost?
Snickers are a safe bet in the best possible way. In the same league as the Ford Fiesta, missionary position, 4-4-2, vanilla, digestive biscuits. Not flashy, not exotic, but they will never let you down.
Picnic in trash tier has triggered me, clearly one of the best bars on the market!! Especially as they no longer do Fuse bars, now they were Supergod tier!!
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I mind back in school when someone put 50p in the canteen vending machine you would quickly hit the Bounty button before they could make their choice. It was called being bountified, and never failed to induce absolute rage.
Thats the definition of evil
Lies since when did chocolate bars cost 50p
@Brendy 00 Madness, isn't it. You seen the price of a Freddo lately...
@@mrsmith9597 I did that and the thing emptied. I only got a couple for myself
Double bounty is god tier
"Mars bars are medical" had me crying
"They're fuckin hardcore" off hand to it and snickers is what got me
it killed me when he described how bad it was and then immediately put it at the top
@@campfortson4387 bang on description ahahah
Mars is to chocolate what injected heroin is to drugs.
The analogy about having 2 stick toffees for me 😂
Minstrels into a bottle of irn bru? Fucking demented.
Yeah what the fuck
All weans are demented man
I lost 3 years of me life to Mars Bars and another 5 years on a Cream Egg progrem tryna git us off em
Lmao 😂
Nobody has ever eaten a segment of a Terry's Chocolate Orange and said "meh". If an opinion could ever be wrong, this would be it. Super god.
limmy god tiering a bounty is a bold move, which is respect
True, it should of been super god tier.
“BE BOLD!!”
He moved it to supergod tier
Hes just fucking with us
Bounties are actually a lot better comparatively. Many other amazing chocolates have degraded in chocolate quality over the years whilst bounty is still it's own niche
Yorkie now tastes like that cooking chocolate for baking
Baking chocolate for cooking
yorkie raisin biscuit however is god tier
@@JonJonJonJonJonJonJonJon yeah cooking chocolate, the stuff you melt and ice cakes and tray bakes with if you're baking 😁
It's for trackers
Their updated slogan should be "It's not for girls, or anyone for that matter" because it's not fit for human consumption
StarBar is basically a Snickers perfected, refined and elevated to a higher plane of existence. What I'm trying to say is, it's good and I like it.
I never thought of them as similar, I still don't
14:57 reminds me of the opening scene in Trainspotting. Choose life, choose a Mars bar, choose a stomach-bloating Snickers and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
Can we all agree these arseholes are shrinking our chocolate bars to a unacceptable extent?
And the duo ones now weigh less than the originals used to weigh!
when you make a comment everyone will always agree with and then say ""dOES eVeRyoNE AgreE?!!1!" to get likes
@@lucasc5622 I found the Nestle employee ^^^^^
Also, I'm sure health professionals probably wouldn't agree with me.
The quality is shite now too
@@alancarmody8848 Especially Cadbury’s
These are the actions of a truly dangerous man.
Creme Egg is a pure unadulterated teeth melter.
I love that he was clearly stalling trying to think of a perfect line to encapsulate the snickers/mars feeling each time and then finally absolutely fucking nailed it with the sticky toffee pudding line
When I was a kid I used to take a mini mars bar on the weekends like. Everyone else was doing it. It just felt nice and it was cheap. Sooner though I started eating the big ones during the week. It quickly took over my life. More than once I woke up covered in wrappers with no memory of the last couple of hours. I needed serious help. The NHS gave me chocolate buttons to taper me off, and I started crushing up and snorting smarties just for the taste. I'm 6 years clean the day. Stay strong Limmy mate
Alan Partridge drove to Scotland from Reading on a Toblerone binge. Really no one is exempt even famous people can succumb.
Where IS the KitKat chunky
Chucky peanut butter clears
StarBar is the most underrated chocolate bar on the planet
100% its probably my favourite chocolate
Yeah. It's a low key banger for sure...
Never ever had one, I dont even know what's in them. Would like to try it
@@Jimbobiscuit It's just a boost with peanuts
God tier
Can’t believe I’m sat here dying of laughter over a tier list… 🤣🤣
Eating double Mars bar counts as a suicide attempt
The one you don’t know is the best, get a marvellous creation limmy.
Limmy needs to do more tier lists. 70s artists or somethin
Just put them all in "nonce" tier then research which ones you can move up.
Scottish towns and cities. Would be his most controversial work to date.
@@Support-your-local-team *English towns & cities
@@GeekyMedia Most of eastern england firmly in shite tier
Lion bars don’t get the love they deserve
They are small
this was more of an emotion rollercoaster than i was expectnig
A Fudge is an appetiser
🎶"A finger of fudge is just enough, to give your kids a treat." 🎶 📺
🎵It's full of Cadbury goodness, and very small and neat 🎵
However it's actually like eating a small candle nowadays 😝
The analogies about the Mars and Snickers bars absolutely killed me 😂 very true though! Creme egg is the number 1 undisputed Super God Tier choc
creme egg is waaay too sweet
Chocolate orange at meh has really tested my love for this man
Orange with chocolate? Go and eat fruit you fruit 😂
This is the list of a fucking madman.
Mars Bars back in the day were pure heart attack material.
🎶 "A Mars a day, helps you work, rest and dieeee!" 🎶
@@Comedy-xo1xp "deep fried brings you back to liiiife."
'Dairymilk Honeycomb' made me cry
Bourneville and Turkish in god tier, the old man has officially gone mad.
The man made a whole song about Turkish delight. I’m surprised he didn’t Supergod Tier it.
No-one under the age of 80 is going to the shop and choosing a bar of Bourneville
Justice for the Bounty
Mutiny on the bounty
Thought he was going to say "liquid fuckin shite" when talking about the creme egg
If Whole Nut is like a Yorkie with peanuts, then Dairy Milk is like a Yorkie, both of which are in different categories.. guy's been kicked in the head by a horse
this is absolute gold
Is that any better than Terry's All Gold?
wispa is a quality choice like. mans got a good head on his shoulders
nah nvm he just put dairy milk as supergod. fuckin mincer. trrrrrrrash
Aww man, greetin 😆
most boring chocolate bar going. its just dairy milk but with half the chocolate and a shitty texture
@@lucasc5622 DELETE THIS NOW
@@lucasc5622 what would you say is your favourite chocolate bar?
Why did he do Munchies like that
Yeah munchies have always been underrated. They’re banging.
Turkish Delight in God Tier hurts me
bounty and frys both way too high too
@@sweetassgigs bounty should be in fooking garbage trash tier.
I think the term the 'youths' are using these days to describe B would be 'Mid' tier
No, Mid is worse than B, it's a C
i dont think i've ever disagreed with someone on more things at once
Picnics are tasty. They used to be twice the size but still tasty
I got a multipack of boosts and they are now officially snack size...without being actual snack size bars. I died a little inside.
@@Rosskles I've never had a Boost, what are they like? Is it nuts?
@@lesblack8996 chocolate and caramel covered and like soft cookie dough with little biscuits inside. The inside is a lot less dense too. Insane what these companies are getting away with.
@@Rosskles multipacks always get you like that, it's the same for Mars/Snickers etc. they're smaller than the ones you buy on their own.
@@Rosskles I like the sound of that. I might get some :)
Crunchie was always number one
Next time you're eating a creme egg, spare a thought for the poor umpa loompa's whose diet consists only of potatoes. Then, think about the hours they had to interfere with themselves to produce that vile liquid. Rank.
I’ll slurp that shit right up
You're right about Yorkie, the last 5 years the chocolate has gone really oily and lightweight
This is very educational. Limmy is the big brother I wish I had.
bro, i cannot have any respect for you after this...
A star bar is basically a boost with peanuts.
Old man loves eggs
Topics are the notable absence in this list
Used to love those until i heard a rumour someone got one with a full mouse skeleton in it.
Legendary
My dad would cycle into glasgow for his work and occasionally he'd get what he calls the bonk where it's a major blood sugar crash and he almost feints
Mars bars fixed that straight away, instantly, he could go from nearly collapsing in the street to cycling another 5k in an instant after having a mars bar
I looked it up and "bonking" is described as:
Extreme physical weakness
Nausea
Poor Coordination
Shaking hands
Dizziness
Cognitive impairment
Mars bar is an insta-fix
I love how there's nothing in-between meh tier and God tier
Had me cracking up at the Mars Bar, it is like having a full meal, could never eat more than one.
No need to happy slap Crunchie n have it phone the samaritans, no need.
Yorkie’s are banging
The venom in 'get fudge to fuck'. Lol
This tier list infuriated me, Turkish delight in god tier FFS man
🤣
Absolute disgrace.
Super god tier imho
everyhing on supergod was perfect, like thats what my list would look like but when he swapped flake for creme egg, i wanted to spar him
Galaxy chocolate is way better than Cadbury every day of the week
Galaxy ripple on everything
I was really worried about where you were going to place Snickers and Bounty but you didn't let me down.
creme egg in supergod is criminal
10:54
It's true, Cadbury went downhill here in NZ when they changed some recipes/moved to Aus. Whittaker's is the way to go for us now.
this is possibly the worst tier list of all time thank you Limmy
Let's pay our respects to Kit Kat, Drifter, Mintola (or whatever they are called now), Caramac, Orange Aero, Fry's Mint Cream, for not being on this list. And who remembers when Double Decker had raisins, and when Starbar was named Peanut Boost for a while, plus the addition of the Guarana Boost?
Boosts used to be called Moros too I’m pretty sure
The Flake is defiantly in the supergod tier! Get it back up there lol
It’s like having a sticky toffee pudding at a reasteraunt then going “givus another one”🤣🤣🤣
Snickers are a safe bet in the best possible way. In the same league as the Ford Fiesta, missionary position, 4-4-2, vanilla, digestive biscuits. Not flashy, not exotic, but they will never let you down.
We are witnessing a man who has no faith in his initial judgement.
When he said about Bourneville being too sweet and then suddenly says “I’m sticking that in fucking God Tier” 😂
Coffee revels are God tier, fight me.
i won't fight you because you are clearly over 60
@@lucasc5622 I'm 28. Now fight me.
@@JimbobiscuitCoffee flavour chocolate is an abomination
@@peaceformula5830 no u
Topic sadly missing
10:32 Smartest thing he's said all video. There's a lot going on in a Creme Egg.
Freddo Frog needs its own tier of godliness.
5:49 i was desperately trying to remember hands down the best one until you said it
Galaxy Ripple is better than every chocolate bar on this tier list.
The vitrol when he relegated munchies and Fudge 😂
Bro put Milky Way to MEH TIER and Mars to SUPERGOD TIER 💀💀💀
Mars, bringer of war
Mr Mulvaney enjoyed the occasional starbar.
Do they still do Drifters? I'd murder a Drifter right now.
This list is absolutely spot on
Nestle is absolute trash. All of it. Inedible.
@@patrickbyrne5070 galaxy is mars 😂
This list is criminal.
‘Meh’ translates into Glaswegian as: ‘ef this wan settin aboot th hoos am hevvin it’
Picnic in trash tier has triggered me, clearly one of the best bars on the market!! Especially as they no longer do Fuse bars, now they were Supergod tier!!
There shite
Same, picnics are top shelf
Picnics suck. Get a biscuit.
My god man.. get a grip
Fuse bars were like the sweepings from their factory floor, way too much going on there.
Wouldn’t expect any different from such a twisted mind
MR T drives a tank to give you a Snickers thats how hardcore a Snickers is
I was getting worried, but we're back on track with the creme egg
Why the fuck is the Drifter being erased from history, classic Supergod
Mint Aero def supergod
You can tell he's British.
Swore off the mars bars when he swore off the booze good man
The lack of mini eggs invalidates this list.
I liken Dairy Milk to Coca-Cola and Galaxy to Pepsi. No matter how much Galaxy tried it just can’t surpass the big dog.
Wheres the feckin Kit Kat family?
Yorkie is Nestle. Nestle chocolate is all trash.
nestle is pretty bad.
But yorkie was misogynistic that gets it props
Putting Yorkie and Picnic in Trash Tier is sacrilegious.
Picnic's and crunshies being in trash tier makes me sad 😢
crunshies
I had a physically angry response when he put the crunchie in the trash tier
Picnic is goated but crunchie is disgusting
@@osmada kiss your mother with that mouth aye?
@@osmadaThis is the only correct understanding
I remember when a Curly Wurly was the size of a small ladder.
"Choose life, have a Snickers"
I'd never trust a man putting a bounty at the very top
Picnic bars may not be supergod tier but they are compared to that disgusting trash Mint Areos
I have lost all respect for Limmy after this travesty.
And I did not respect him at all before then.
Limmy operates a respect neutral policy, net-zero all the way.