How to Buy Nukes on the Black Market

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  • On the black market in Bulgaria enough money can buy anything from women and drugs to fully functioning nuclear warheads.
    Shane Smith and Eddy Moretti shop for dirty bombs in the Bulgarian black market. After you see the relative ease with which they were able to meet a real, in the flesh, black market arms dealer, you'll be stocking up on gas masks and radiation sickness pills. We know we are.
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  • @nishanlamatamang4854
    @nishanlamatamang4854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5212

    How to deal with bullies .
    Google : Tell your teacher and parents .
    Bing :

    • @ACE3CGL
      @ACE3CGL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Promising new take on conventional meme. I approve.

    • @Saucer500
      @Saucer500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      nuke em

    • @aqztamp6744
      @aqztamp6744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao good one

    • @DashDQ
      @DashDQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *_Approved meme_*

    • @user-pu8dj9mv9u
      @user-pu8dj9mv9u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      By a dirty bomb from from an illegal Bulgarian arms dealer

  • @CallumSk8er
    @CallumSk8er 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7772

    Vice then: How to buy NUKEs on the black market.
    Vice now: How to smoke weed out of a crabs' leg

    • @jessthehuman
      @jessthehuman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +482

      Both important questions

    • @ZRTMWA
      @ZRTMWA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Yet you're still watching and commenting. Any interaction is good for Vice, whether or not it's negative, which is why they publish "How to smoke weed out of a crab's leg"

    • @justalostpotato7964
      @justalostpotato7964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@ZRTMWA r/woosh

    • @ZRTMWA
      @ZRTMWA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@justalostpotato7964 No, that's not how you use that. Also, you're missing a couple O's

    • @justalostpotato7964
      @justalostpotato7964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ZRTMWA lol

  • @mindlessgreen
    @mindlessgreen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5044

    If vice can casually go about and find this much, imagine how much the CIA must know.

    • @sensei-gv5gd
      @sensei-gv5gd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      RMF those nuke a backup plan for them if one day they need a militia to use it they have any connection to it

    • @thememescape8167
      @thememescape8167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      RMF your telling me we have satellites in orbit and he have the internet but we couldn't find some dude in a cave which was a wanted terrorist and he had a cellphone that he used with no regard for USA tracking him.

    • @Nishka88
      @Nishka88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      bruh that was exactly my thought throughout this whole thing.

    • @शिवप्रमति
      @शिवप्रमति 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      They know because they do this. Dont be stupid and open eyes.

    • @parazitdetected
      @parazitdetected 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can see this is 9 hours ago, was there any recent thread on this so that you get interested in it ?

  • @raz_p
    @raz_p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    TH-cam: We want to keep this website family friendly
    Also TH-cam: *Allows* *how* *to* *buy* *weapons* *on* *the* *black* *market*

    • @sunshineimperials1600
      @sunshineimperials1600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Those are no weapons, those are nukes.

    • @ozy8742
      @ozy8742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@sunshineimperials1600 a bomb is a weapon, and a nuke is a bomb

    • @leopolslippington6539
      @leopolslippington6539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They reccomended it for me

    • @travisanderson36
      @travisanderson36 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Back when Vice did real investigative journalism. The good old days lol

    • @phantomwarrior8686
      @phantomwarrior8686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was not funny and it's not a how-to video, it's just a vice documentary

  • @UberOwl
    @UberOwl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4112

    Fucking clickbait. I thought this was a video explaining how to actually buy a nuke, I really need one. My neighbour never cuts his tree that reaches over in my garden so he had it coming!

    • @UberOwl
      @UberOwl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      -TheMasterSoldier- But that's not going to stop the tree from growing. A nuke will turn his garden into a wasteland.

    • @evs251
      @evs251 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Slam his head into a doorknob. That's what I do to my worst enemies

    • @Akinlicious20
      @Akinlicious20 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Uber Owl You will destroy yourself tooo lol

    • @deezy3775
      @deezy3775 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      buy an old US Vietnam War flamethrower and your problem is solved

    • @UberOwl
      @UberOwl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Thank you all for your help and for sharing your ideas, but I do feel that nothing sends a message like an atomic bomb does.
      Also, it has a nice side effect. My tomatoes this year will be gigantic.
      Take that Mrs. Brooks! Everyone knows she uses illegal fertilizers!
      ... Now that I think of it...I might need 2 nukes.

  • @chaseist5052
    @chaseist5052 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2050

    OK NSA, I know you’re watching but I can assure you I have no interest in this kind of stuff. I saw it in my recommendation page and I decided to click on it.

    • @josephorellana7715
      @josephorellana7715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      For a school project?

    • @willylover5736
      @willylover5736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You really copied a comment lmao

    • @somebomberkid
      @somebomberkid 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @jcrew7751
      @jcrew7751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ✋Me to, I have no interest in buying.

    • @danielslade8848
      @danielslade8848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Freaks just because you watch a video doesnt mean you will get punnished what about when your beating one off to dwarf porn think someone is watching then too?

  • @LuhrRunzRS
    @LuhrRunzRS 9 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    Imagine getting pulled over with that thing in your back seat.

    • @Nickuncle
      @Nickuncle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      y a d i g g Oh that? Nah just a can of beans. Open it? I would but I forgot my can opener. That's why I'm drivin' to Wal-Mart officer.

    • @MrRushhour4
      @MrRushhour4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      y a d i g g i doubt the cops will know what it is

    • @LuhrRunzRS
      @LuhrRunzRS 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Which will make them a lot more scared...

    • @MrRushhour4
      @MrRushhour4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      y a d i g g Just pass it off as robocops sex toy

    • @keefjunior4061
      @keefjunior4061 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MrRushhour4 You are correct. Local LEO's in my area would think it's some sort of sculpture or industrial equipment.

  • @jeremyday9056
    @jeremyday9056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    The only comforting part is that this video was uploaded 8 years ago- And we're still here. Though that's always subject to change..

    • @mr_moon204
      @mr_moon204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      9 years.

    • @novus291
      @novus291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mr_moon204 the original comment was 6 months before yours my guy

    • @lukav3509
      @lukav3509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the nukes are still there, its just that there hasnt been any reason to use them so far...

    • @Undercovermigrant
      @Undercovermigrant 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      11 years and we're close

    • @User_92020
      @User_92020 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      15 years

  • @z32kev98
    @z32kev98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1848

    Kim Jung Un: *Saved to Playlist "Watch Later"*

    • @kingkrakra860
      @kingkrakra860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      69 likes

    • @mr.nobody8864
      @mr.nobody8864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kingkrakra860 legends

    • @the_local_bigamist
      @the_local_bigamist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      why do people keep ripping this off? NK has plenty of warheads.

    • @Emielio1
      @Emielio1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@the_local_bigamist You must be the North Korean minister of propaganda incognito.

    • @user-kx2zv7tg3u
      @user-kx2zv7tg3u 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      O

  • @austinrapson8643
    @austinrapson8643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1844

    Literally no one:
    Vice:
    How to buy a nuke

    • @botcheek482
      @botcheek482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Literally no one:
      Austin Rapson:
      Literally no one:
      Vice:
      How to buy a nuke

    • @hidatti
      @hidatti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Whats that
      "literally no one:"
      ...all about? What does it mean? I've read it a few times now on youtube under all kinds of videos, and i dont get it.
      Sry, english isnt my native language, maybe thats why i dont get it. Could somebody pls explain it to me?

    • @HansPeter_
      @HansPeter_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hidatti it means that no person asks or says Something but then Somebody ( Here its Vice) Just randomly comes up with things like "how to buy a nuke"

    • @hidatti
      @hidatti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HansPeter_ thanks

    • @youngkellenneverbrokeagain9136
      @youngkellenneverbrokeagain9136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @noInfor mation it’s more of a joke, a lot of memes use it when explaining a joke

  • @abhinavtanaji9980
    @abhinavtanaji9980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1570

    This is how FBI makes their most wanted list
    By baiting idiots like me

    • @jair213
      @jair213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Federal Bureau of Investigation. I swear this is for educational purposes

    • @noodles5438
      @noodles5438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Federal Bureau of Investigation. I just want to recreate Shock and Aw from CoD4 in real life. That all.

    • @BigDaddyWes
      @BigDaddyWes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They don't give a fuck about you I promise.

    • @actioncomics1O1
      @actioncomics1O1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Federal Bureau of Investigation. Fuck off

    • @needabackendleaksTMV
      @needabackendleaksTMV 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr Duck 😹

  • @akhmad1592
    @akhmad1592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Thanks! This was really helpful toward expanding my nuclear arms arsenal!

    • @WebDiice
      @WebDiice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      y/cursedcomments

  • @theinternetfireandrescuese8716
    @theinternetfireandrescuese8716 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    Why is MI6 at my front door?

    • @Marcus51090
      @Marcus51090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The Internet Fire and Rescue Service they want to talk to about Jesus Christ in a dark room with a single light :-)

    • @AnindyaMahajan
      @AnindyaMahajan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Mi6 is a great phone. You should keep it \s

    • @skyboy4341
      @skyboy4341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Human12208 its a good phone

    • @Human12208
      @Human12208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thats why i laugh.
      sarcasm
      mi6 phone........

    • @Human12208
      @Human12208 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      youll be ok buddy

  • @kyde9921
    @kyde9921 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1307

    Notice me NSA senpai.

    • @TheArabsolga
      @TheArabsolga 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      You know, because you said that, they are probably are gonna try their hardest to ignore you...

    • @StaK_1980
      @StaK_1980 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Cool, thanks the idea, then: Notice mee tooo! :-Ö

    • @andyfire9334
      @andyfire9334 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I notice u son!! >.

    • @ratherstaysunknows6090
      @ratherstaysunknows6090 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      funniest shit i read today thanks for the giggle

    • @Settings_YouTube-1
      @Settings_YouTube-1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ok, noticed. Also you need to call your mother more often.

  • @oducks5820
    @oducks5820 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5605

    2.5 million people are now on the FBI watch list.

    • @demotius
      @demotius 9 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Shit, man! It was a trap.

    • @RealAiMiyazaki
      @RealAiMiyazaki 9 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Im Fucked men.

    • @HyDroBLAKE
      @HyDroBLAKE 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      XD and you have scared the shit out of all of them.

    • @papsipupper7176
      @papsipupper7176 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Oducks58 ooh where fucked up

    • @lukej557
      @lukej557 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Does it really matter unless you're doing anything wrong?

  • @aedanokelly5794
    @aedanokelly5794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Idk why tf I clicked this I’m probably on some watch list now

    • @fbiofficial163
      @fbiofficial163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      :)

    • @jorjicostava8509
      @jorjicostava8509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      judging by your name...IRA

    • @B-enjoyer
      @B-enjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @samyoyoyo555
      @samyoyoyo555 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah dw its on yt its not our faults so who ever watched this why would they go after 😋

  • @cvvj8451
    @cvvj8451 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2047

    Real video title: How to get on the FBI watch list.

    • @osmakaosmakov908
      @osmakaosmakov908 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      real title video:how huge construction contractor sell information for 100$

    • @shotsx3300
      @shotsx3300 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      cvv j ya

    • @nazi331
      @nazi331 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I don't even care. I'm only here BC it's Interesting.

    • @germanafghanistanveteran7215
      @germanafghanistanveteran7215 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      cvv j ?

    • @robeloox22
      @robeloox22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BC? as in Builders club or something else

  • @Weasawll
    @Weasawll 8 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    the title should be "how to get your phone monitored" by the CIA"

    • @Bamiyanbigasf
      @Bamiyanbigasf 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao so true

    • @AmiriAssasinn
      @AmiriAssasinn 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      GalacticWeasel Gaming haha true

    • @edgarrivalking5624
      @edgarrivalking5624 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      GalacticWeasel Gaming lmao

    • @beast3911
      @beast3911 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      xD

    • @derezzedzombie
      @derezzedzombie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Galactic Weasel for watching vice, nobody is gonna buy a nuke after this. Any who wants bombs for terrorist activity already knows. The NSA doesn't give a flying fuck about little Timmy watching vice in TH-cam.

  • @LoserBroProductions
    @LoserBroProductions 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1950

    When I was younger, I thought the Black Market was like Walmart for evil people.

    • @ranker4
      @ranker4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +Loser Bro You made my day XD.

    • @LoserBroProductions
      @LoserBroProductions 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****.

    • @deka0014
      @deka0014 9 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      +Loser Bro NO No. It is the market for black people.

    • @011jaffa
      @011jaffa 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Deka 001
      Raciest bigot!!!

    • @TurboEZ666
      @TurboEZ666 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Deka 001 lmfao

  • @tranzet9765
    @tranzet9765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I live in Sofia Bulgaria, and it's not uncommon for someone to have a weapon THIS dangerous. People sell all sorts of weapons here

    • @boriskrustev4070
      @boriskrustev4070 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      да, всеки ден виждам хора с ядрени оръжия по улиците

    • @tranzet9765
      @tranzet9765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@boriskrustev4070 това е голям проблем

    • @longshotny
      @longshotny 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh ch-t 😮

  • @zarairsoft2604
    @zarairsoft2604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Buzzfeed: $1000 warhead vs $1,000,000 warhead

    • @Arhats_Corner
      @Arhats_Corner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol!

    • @Mexicanbootyfingerer
      @Mexicanbootyfingerer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even if this have a bit over 100 likes it is still underated

    • @MrMantoko
      @MrMantoko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a person from Sliven, I can provide the million dollar one as well for this review. Not renting and not accepting returns for obvious reasons ...

  • @paulzuel3417
    @paulzuel3417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2583

    Honestly I have litterely no intirest in buying a warhead and it’s scary that it’s even possible, but I don’t get how vice can get all this information and our government doesn’t do it themselves

    • @zaprindeianov8872
      @zaprindeianov8872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      paulzuel3 because the dark is infested with hackers, no one in the world can stop the dark web and catch people like this, there’s no evidence of shit like this being sold on there lmao

    • @ZombiieUnicorn
      @ZombiieUnicorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Zaprin Deianov black market =/= dark web nothing happened on the internet there.

    • @caterpillow
      @caterpillow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      thank u for saying that u had no interest in buying a warhead i wasnt sure

    • @darkplague1654
      @darkplague1654 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm searching to find the totrot project if still active

    • @SquishyAuri
      @SquishyAuri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Zaprin Deianov technically incorrect. there's multiple websites on the dark web that have been shut down by the FBI. I won't name any, but I remember I came across one

  • @yourstruly6520
    @yourstruly6520 7 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Dad: Why is the FBI here?
    Me: shit

  • @aytek98
    @aytek98 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Ahhh the golden age of Vice. We miss you...

  • @Owlguy007
    @Owlguy007 9 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    everyone who watched this is under survellience now, lol

    • @TheMichaelAltman
      @TheMichaelAltman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ikr lmao

    • @kevinstinger22
      @kevinstinger22 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol YAY :D

    • @HaroldDavidsonUS
      @HaroldDavidsonUS 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Like I wasn't already... lol

    • @terro740
      @terro740 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** yay, my big brother is watching out for me...smfh

    • @Akuma31er
      @Akuma31er 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** ouh may gawd

  • @TrigTrig
    @TrigTrig 9 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    Just by watching a video with this title, I'm terrified that the NSA will come to my house and kill me.

    • @RandomTXDude210
      @RandomTXDude210 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ***** Christians. Bombing abortion clinics and trying to overthrow the government.

    • @RandomTXDude210
      @RandomTXDude210 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ***** No I didn't miss it. I was countering your argument by pointing out Christians are more likely to blow up abortion clinics and murder doctors because they disagree with them.
      Frankly, equating Muslims with suicide bombings is a bit funny to me, considering Christians have, historically, been far more likely to utilize this tactic, and actually introduced this tactic to Muslims in ancient times (the Bible even talks of utilizing suicide attacks).
      And saying "how fucked Islam is now" is just silly. I would just counter by using Evangelicals as an example of how fucked up Christianity is now.

    • @TrigTrig
      @TrigTrig 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** You obviously don't know the NSA.

    • @RandomTXDude210
      @RandomTXDude210 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bestest87 Neither do you, apparently.

    • @RandomTXDude210
      @RandomTXDude210 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** No shit, right? The truth is, so many of us are on their lists anyways. I honestly doubt any of us know one, single person that is NOT on a NSA list because they tripped some trigger online somewhere. If the NSA started killing even a fraction of them, we'd all know about it, and the NSA would end up losing funding because their wouldn't be enough tax payers left to fund their agency.

  • @mh1788
    @mh1788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1410

    *Kim Jong Un has joined the chat*

    • @sumtingwong2768
      @sumtingwong2768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Thank u 4 the purchase have a good day

    • @mr.nobody8864
      @mr.nobody8864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sumtingwong2768 credit card or Apple pay, or Apple card....

    • @sumtingwong2768
      @sumtingwong2768 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mr.nobody8864 Apple pay

    • @mr.nobody8864
      @mr.nobody8864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sumtingwong2768 WRONG ANSWER! ALWAYS ASK FOR CASH!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @alirohani2687
      @alirohani2687 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

  • @davidomego
    @davidomego 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Me: **subscribes to VICE**
    Vice: How to Buy Nukes on the Black Market

    • @kratosboy5557
      @kratosboy5557 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s why I subbed to them so I nuke Washington for allah

    • @kratosboy5557
      @kratosboy5557 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a joke

  • @RichardPhister
    @RichardPhister 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2583

    Ah, back when Vice actually reported.

    • @ericsilver9401
      @ericsilver9401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      vice news sometimes puts out something of note

    • @georgivasilev9666
      @georgivasilev9666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      lol do you think this is legit journalism? Those "journalists" are either beeing made fools out of or are misleading their audience on purpose.

    • @callidusvulpes5556
      @callidusvulpes5556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      They still do it's just mixed with bullshit. You gotta sift through it now.

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@callidusvulpes5556 it’s not mixed with, it’s 99% BS.

    • @callidusvulpes5556
      @callidusvulpes5556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@KandiKlover Not in my experience.

  • @SoulDevil92
    @SoulDevil92 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4614

    When I was younger, I thought the Black Market was like Walmart for black people.

    • @boxman8846
      @boxman8846 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Gr8.

    • @freehelpingreek
      @freehelpingreek 8 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      +SoulDevil92 And that every Black Friday as well?

    • @SoulDevil92
      @SoulDevil92 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      In my country we don't have Black Friday, so... Nope :(

    • @edibertoeddieleal9521
      @edibertoeddieleal9521 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +SoulDevil92 No you didn't! lol! :) You're too much Souldevil92! :)

    • @tujiongyhrd
      @tujiongyhrd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      +Omnick black Friday is mostly black people at wall mart

  • @sayakgupta3068
    @sayakgupta3068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    9-5 job: 40% tax
    Nuke selling job: its funny, taxes are funny I pay 10 dollar

    • @mustafaakkoclar1272
      @mustafaakkoclar1272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same in turkey, we pay %260 tax for cars

    • @adampedersen5384
      @adampedersen5384 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mustafaakkoclar1272 In denmark its 150% just to buy it

    • @mustafaakkoclar1272
      @mustafaakkoclar1272 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adampedersen5384 dude, u are earn euro's not liras, our minimum wage is 250 dollar, we usually but 10-15 years old cars due to purchasing power, but not only it, we pay 6.5 lira for 1 l benzin (0.9 dollar) when car broke down we pay more than europeans.

    • @mustafaakkoclar1272
      @mustafaakkoclar1272 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adampedersen5384 right know 20k km second hand cars are more expensive than new brand cars here.

    • @adampedersen5384
      @adampedersen5384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mustafaakkoclar1272 gotta vote out Erdogan

  • @Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    @Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    The comment section is entirely made up of people copying each other’s comments about the FBI and thinking they’re comedic masterminds. It’s the cringiest thing ever

    • @1stwonder788
      @1stwonder788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Daddy left didn’t he?

    • @Literallyryangosling777
      @Literallyryangosling777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Big pinus

    • @classicpinball9873
      @classicpinball9873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What kinda of discourse did you honestly expect from TH-cam comments?

    • @Sheridantank
      @Sheridantank 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I call the FBI and basically asked to be put on a list. Y'all are wimps

    • @HEARTNHUSTLESTUDIOS
      @HEARTNHUSTLESTUDIOS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anyone who uses the word cringe is the cringe

  • @austingibson6428
    @austingibson6428 8 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    I just watched a 3 part documentary on North Korea now this so I'm probably on the no fly list now

    • @lebronsalad9644
      @lebronsalad9644 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Austin Gibson the thing is if your in your in you can't come out and if your out you can't come in

    • @KevinP32270
      @KevinP32270 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAAAAAA

    • @salmonwatertrought2050
      @salmonwatertrought2050 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Austin Gibson same

    • @jayjones4412
      @jayjones4412 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Realty Associates man in the high castle!

  • @FRISHR
    @FRISHR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    When bae text you “Send Nukes please.”

    • @nukesrus2663
      @nukesrus2663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😳

    • @daviepaige1352
      @daviepaige1352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nukes 'R' Us lovely name mr “nukes ‘r’ us

    • @christianmcbrearty
      @christianmcbrearty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If your bae is Kim Jong Un

    • @bigify2592
      @bigify2592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ''okay bae''

    • @sunshineimperials1600
      @sunshineimperials1600 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If my bae send me that I would think she meant something very different.

  • @wayzy6868
    @wayzy6868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    boutta go host a gender reveal party, wish me luck!

    • @Saunakiuas06
      @Saunakiuas06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How it went?

    • @wayzy6868
      @wayzy6868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Saunakiuas06 my country is destroyed, but it's a boy!!

    • @EricJh21690
      @EricJh21690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@wayzy6868 was* a boy now it'll be a nuclear mutant baby ☢️

    • @0error.389
      @0error.389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wayzy6868 It’s a little boy.

    • @Sebas-gb6if
      @Sebas-gb6if 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@0error.389 xd

  • @ShadowFalcon
    @ShadowFalcon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    Welp.
    I'm probably on an NSA watchlist now.

    • @ajayfielder1527
      @ajayfielder1527 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ShadowFalcon same

    • @S1CKKR33P3R
      @S1CKKR33P3R 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      exactly why I clicked on the video LOL, just to tell everyone that the NSA is watching them now.

    • @ohplvtinum5935
      @ohplvtinum5935 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ShadowFalcon ur always being watched

    • @ShadowFalcon
      @ShadowFalcon 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grxtify HD
      No, really.
      /sarcasm.
      What mostly annoys me is that, even though I'm a Danish citizen, I'm still subjected to US privacy laws (which seem almost non-existing)

    • @Doobsterz
      @Doobsterz 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      AHAAHHAHAHAH😂

  • @alexramirez5420
    @alexramirez5420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    TH-cam: recomends
    Me: watches
    FBI: Hello there...

    • @danieldimitrov2190
      @danieldimitrov2190 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DANS

    • @xsystem1
      @xsystem1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's a trap!

    • @ryancronk6762
      @ryancronk6762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is exactly how i felt clicking on this video lol

    • @lnas1892
      @lnas1892 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahhhhhh general keboni

    • @userseveneleven
      @userseveneleven 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love these funny TH-cam comments they’re really funny and original

  • @kyl3644
    @kyl3644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1261

    Everybody gansta til the weird kid at the back of the class pulls a plutonium detonator out of his bag
    Edith: Y'all chill in the comments it's just a joke ffs

    • @Evan_Bell
      @Evan_Bell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No such thing.

    • @abdullahshariff3201
      @abdullahshariff3201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Evan_Bell ???

    • @Evan_Bell
      @Evan_Bell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@abdullahshariff3201 What..?

    • @user-hx7dc9uz6s
      @user-hx7dc9uz6s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Evan_Bell ?

    • @Evan_Bell
      @Evan_Bell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@user-hx7dc9uz6s There's no such thing as a plutonium detonator.
      The detonators of nuclear weapons use gold or platinum, not plutonium.
      No component other than the core, sparkplug and PAL contain plutonium.

  • @otpays8552
    @otpays8552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sad. I worked with a guy from bulgaria one summer in virginia beach. He had a j6 visa for summer work. We still keep in touch. He's one of the best men I know

  • @theblinkstykrab3106
    @theblinkstykrab3106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Hey FBI guy! If you're wondering why I'm here, It's for my science fair project. Thanks!

    • @kgb7454
      @kgb7454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hol' up

    • @equiaux
      @equiaux 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who wants Krusty Crabs patties

  • @xHeqticz
    @xHeqticz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Disclaimer, i do not approve of nuclear warheads. Nothing to see here FBI

    • @samuelmobley2624
      @samuelmobley2624 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here

    • @AbhijeetKumarThakur1729
      @AbhijeetKumarThakur1729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think you meant CIA. FBI is for domestic issues, right?

    • @Zx636mph
      @Zx636mph 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      same thanks for understanding feds

    • @WiseCheese587
      @WiseCheese587 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unless you buy tickets to Bulgaria some time soon then I wouldn't worry about them

    • @kzohs_6460
      @kzohs_6460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heqticz I agree I don’t approve of this at all I’m just a fan of vice and I don’t want to be put on the watch list

  • @cowfat8547
    @cowfat8547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1747

    all fbi jokes aside, can we talk about how insane it is that it's this easy to get a weapon of mass destruction? this is scary

    • @ДаудМухамеджанов
      @ДаудМухамеджанов 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      you can make a dirty bomb using old dozimeters: some of them has calibration source.
      Or just find a reference source or specific x-ray machine.
      The problem is not to find it, the problem is to properly deliver and prepare such kind of weapon.
      There is no instruction manual and you had at least to be sort of scientist in specific area , that depends of weapon type.
      Or you had to be at least sort of technician/military specialist to know exactly how to use those things.

    • @thewintersoldier8387
      @thewintersoldier8387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@ДаудМухамеджанов Hope you know the FBI is watching you now, I'm 90 % percent sure.

    • @ДаудМухамеджанов
      @ДаудМухамеджанов 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@thewintersoldier8387 So, I need to write them a letter and ask: is there anyone of young women who enjoyed my jokes, specific technical memes etc ? Would they like to have some fun and go to the date with me ? And a nice part is that I don't need to tell about myself-they already know everything)

    • @pakarkgaming9979
      @pakarkgaming9979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I got one warhead in my pants

    • @paul-sr8qk
      @paul-sr8qk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is not that easy and what ever the nuke is sold for someone could make much more by grassing you up after, a 20 mile blast radius is going to seriously piss any country off.

  • @coreykhoo1027
    @coreykhoo1027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this was very helpful thanks!!

  • @harshsingh7982
    @harshsingh7982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1834

    Girl's youtube: how to pet a cat
    Boy's TH-cam:

    • @tahaelhoumam
      @tahaelhoumam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      *cool* *boys*

    • @dayamayak6753
      @dayamayak6753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      True that

    • @enormous_jeff5870
      @enormous_jeff5870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Who tf does not know how to pet a cat

    • @harshsingh7982
      @harshsingh7982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@enormous_jeff5870 My friend tried and now he has only 2 fingers.

    • @Ramita._.
      @Ramita._. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wonder y i never got a how to pet a cat video

  • @ethanford8351
    @ethanford8351 9 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    I'm moving to Canada, nobody is going to nuke canada.

    • @aidanbh
      @aidanbh 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** islamic jihadist is a bit meta

    • @mugheeshassan5857
      @mugheeshassan5857 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +theshatubereturnes Fuck Islamic extremists

    • @gruno153
      @gruno153 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah I was just like meh all g, I live in Australia nobody cares about australia

    • @shane8511
      @shane8511 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ethan Ford Actually Halifax which is in Nova Scotia is a pretty high priority for a lot of terrorist organizations. My advise move inland away from port cities and major harbors.

    • @numkie
      @numkie 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Canada is apart of NORAD and first line radar for missiles or aircraft coming through the the Arctic. That's where land based and sub missiles will most likely come from.
      Many Canadian cities are along the border and bases to be used as re-fueling for US nuke bombers, secondary air strips in case other are knocked out are all over Canada.
      If a real nuke war happened there are a few primary targets, secondary, and thirdly are all over Canada.
      At least that's Cold War era strike maps. Who knows now. But any nuclear reactors and major cities in Canada are targets.

  • @AdSd100
    @AdSd100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nukes are way easier to make than most people think. They are also not hard to find (or at least were in the 90s after soviet union collapse).
    Iran certainly bought a few ready to go nukes from Kazakhstan in early 90s. They also bought a bunch of fissile material and parts and assembled their own bombs. That's why US never attacked Iran despite all the tensions.
    Studying covert nature of Israeli nuclear program, I would be very surprised if Israel also didn't buy a bunch of ready to go nukes from the former soviet republics in the 90s as well.
    May more countries have nukes than people think.

    • @shrodingerscat8940
      @shrodingerscat8940 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Israel probably got help from usa tk make somes

  • @DecibelAlex
    @DecibelAlex 8 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Lol Vice got scammed. It's Bulgaria! You showed him money and he came up with a good story. Told you to blurr his face and distort his voice to seem legit, but still you were allowed to show his work place..

    • @ХареКришна-т7г
      @ХареКришна-т7г 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      exactly

    • @Ettannis
      @Ettannis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Don't think they go scammed if you paid attention you would of realized that they said the guy in the footage sold a nuclear warhead to a french journalist and the warhead was verified by expert as authentic and functional.

    • @DustfingazBeats
      @DustfingazBeats 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You have no idea about what's going on in Bulgaria. Read it up, you can spend all day researching and you'll only get the tip of things.

    • @DecibelAlex
      @DecibelAlex 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Mitchell Nelson If you paid attention, they filmed the guy's work place. Now don't you think someone (FBI or CIA) would take action if this guy really was selling nuclear weapons?..

    • @DecibelAlex
      @DecibelAlex 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Mitchell Nelson
      If he really had shook hands with any of the Bin Ladin family, vice wouldn't be able to interview this guy at all.

  • @walter2063
    @walter2063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Hey Ferb I know what we’re going to do today!

    • @allforone9543
      @allforone9543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      underrated comment

    • @Salas83149
      @Salas83149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Looool

    • @officialfranklinm
      @officialfranklinm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      bruh

    • @dusty2010
      @dusty2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thx it was needed

    • @JcoleMc
      @JcoleMc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Moooom ! Phineas and Ferb are making a thermal nuclear warhead !

  • @armorfid
    @armorfid 10 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    From what I understand, this is not an actual fission bomb, but simply a conventional explosive wrapped in radioactive dust, so it works more like a chemical weapon than an actual nuke.

    • @troydalton3401
      @troydalton3401 10 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Ah, just a chemical weapon then. Very reassuring; who cares how easily you can get one of those, right?

    • @IcyBlade3003
      @IcyBlade3003 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Troy Dalton Because your average nuke destroys more than your average conventional bomb :)

    • @nts89
      @nts89 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Tobias Brinkmann Duncker Yes but this is a conventional chemical bomb. So it spreads in the water, air, and people. Chemicals spread. Its not just the explosion that can be deadly with a bomb.

    • @IcyBlade3003
      @IcyBlade3003 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nts89 Are you saying that the average conventional chemical bomb explodes and contaminates more than your average nuclear bomb?

    • @ineinerbank
      @ineinerbank 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tobias Brinkmann Duncker
      depends on the bomb. sarin most likely not. a big dirty radioactive bomb, compared to a tactical atomic bomb, maybe.

  • @LucyJenkins-t8e
    @LucyJenkins-t8e 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Thanks for the tutorial vice!

  • @JustAnotherPinkLemon
    @JustAnotherPinkLemon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    So were is my fucking nuke? I just ordered one off of amazon!

    • @EarlofDestruction
      @EarlofDestruction 9 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Wait, they have a long delivery time.

    • @colonelcandy4827
      @colonelcandy4827 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And expect a signed letter from Isis,and an instruction manual from the taliban

    • @infinitecreations4702
      @infinitecreations4702 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i ordered a 4-dimensional positron bomb capable of destroying the whole world around 6 years ago...
      but even now they havent delivered :C

    • @crzykev11
      @crzykev11 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Infinite Creations lol

    • @infinitecreations4702
      @infinitecreations4702 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      crzykev11 xD
      ...touhou-joke

  • @olgaslavkov3444
    @olgaslavkov3444 7 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    That awkward moment when your whole family is from Bulgaria lol

    • @Nick-ce6lt
      @Nick-ce6lt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah, ask them if this is real. They will laugh at you.

    • @datguy197
      @datguy197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sorry to hear that

    • @Mr_Makina
      @Mr_Makina 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tell then a'll pay there taxes for 3 years(£30) and all take two warheads ,on island off Japan and 6 ak47s now I have my own mini country and army

    • @RobloxExposed
      @RobloxExposed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CIA open up!

    • @michaelmantinaos8330
      @michaelmantinaos8330 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And aren't you beautiful for every bit of it x

  • @yaxbdot3630
    @yaxbdot3630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Bruhhh I read it as: “How to buy NIKES on the black market”

    • @sugandeeznuts00
      @sugandeeznuts00 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You thought?

    • @AlexFerrero12
      @AlexFerrero12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its almost the same bro. Lol

    • @hamishgolding7810
      @hamishgolding7810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That was my excuse to the CIA as well bro

    • @sadiqjaved2457
      @sadiqjaved2457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me too, i not never knew it was nuke, forgive me govt

    • @issalamah8128
      @issalamah8128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great man great plan

  • @confusioned2249
    @confusioned2249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "How to Buy Nukes on the Black Market"
    Who tf is making nukes and selling them on the black market

    • @aiden6667
      @aiden6667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      These are old Soviet warheads,harder to find now than they were 8 years ago when this was made

    • @bubblezovlove7213
      @bubblezovlove7213 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I doubt they are making them. They will be stolen or old Soviet stock. It's bloody terrifying isn't it. This means that a terrorist dirty bomb is a certainty at this point...

    • @punishedgloyperstormtroope8098
      @punishedgloyperstormtroope8098 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bubblezovlove7213 a dirty bomb wouldn’t be that bad, a little bit of isotopes wouldn’t contaminate enough to pose a significant risk

    • @Ranstone
      @Ranstone 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@punishedgloyperstormtroope8098 Absolutely incorrect. Please do even the mildest of Google searches before typing.

    • @punishedgloyperstormtroope8098
      @punishedgloyperstormtroope8098 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Ranstone how so? I’m educated in the topic and have experience

  • @turtlenation6493
    @turtlenation6493 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Pulls out bomb from garden "that's one strange carrot"

  • @IVIaskerade
    @IVIaskerade 10 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    One gripe: A "dirty bomb" isn't called that because it's made from nuclear waste, it's because it uses a regular explosion (bomb) to spread fallout (dirty) without the massive destruction of a nuclear explosion.

    • @IVIaskerade
      @IVIaskerade 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That doesn't excuse them being wrong :P

    • @BananaStew
      @BananaStew 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IVIaskerade He included that it spreads fallout, so he isn't exactly wrong.

    • @SloveintzWend
      @SloveintzWend 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well i's still a nuclear waste unless it's a plutonium dirty bomb. Uranium dirty bomb is kinda like lead dirty bomb - it kills chemically.

  • @Merobieboy
    @Merobieboy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    WHY IS THIS IN MY RECOMMENDED VIDS?!?!?

    • @LoserBroProductions
      @LoserBroProductions 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +RobieboyS Because you are fucked up.

    • @MrZanaxXx
      @MrZanaxXx 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +RobieboyS
      You telling me? I get all the time recommend vids of mindfuck nightmare video and all kind of nasty poop cyst....I guess it's just yt and they random recommend all kind of weird stuff 0o

    • @nintsikka
      @nintsikka 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +RobieboyS cuz u like nuking things?

    • @aaroncarter4773
      @aaroncarter4773 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same! I was just watching firework videos and fpsrussia

    • @theguywhobeatthathookermar870
      @theguywhobeatthathookermar870 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Aaron Carter Same , but I also watched a few taser videos for laughs. This is outrageous...

  • @mildyentertaining6204
    @mildyentertaining6204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thanks this is exactly what I needed to know

  • @yea4663
    @yea4663 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1153

    Kim Jong Un:

    • @kimjong-un5996
      @kimjong-un5996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Where can i find this guy?

    • @meowmeowmeow594
      @meowmeowmeow594 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kim Jong-Un lol

    • @meowmeowmeow594
      @meowmeowmeow594 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kim Jong-Un plz dont nuke australia, we have enough trying to kill us

    • @kimjongun4620
      @kimjongun4620 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thomas Bain yes?

    • @qraeh
      @qraeh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haywood Jablowme ISHA BOI PLAYBOI SWAG

  • @keosokin6831
    @keosokin6831 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Fat guy: Tax is funny.... 10$ per year
    me: laughing to death

  • @mazeratifox7208
    @mazeratifox7208 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When vice was vice. Damn time flies

  • @vizier8149
    @vizier8149 7 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Is anyone selling a nuclear bomb?

    • @slavicrider8973
      @slavicrider8973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You got the money?

    • @vizier8149
      @vizier8149 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Gabe Newell i got 30 bucks, is that enough?

    • @slavicrider8973
      @slavicrider8973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Vizier add a few ''0'' and contact me.

    • @eh8164
      @eh8164 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      how much for half life 3?

    • @slavicrider8973
      @slavicrider8973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Wyrtmer San 10 more years

  • @inyango1
    @inyango1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    When Craigslist goes international....

  • @dakerlangchyrmang6784
    @dakerlangchyrmang6784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I saw title. Now I want to see comments who are scared of youTube algorithm 😄

  • @darios9797
    @darios9797 9 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    if i don't comment again in a week, then the CIA raided my house and has me captive.

    • @T0xicFr3shKiD
      @T0xicFr3shKiD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You have 1 more day to reply 😬

    • @carldabomb2271
      @carldabomb2271 9 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      RIP

    • @bigtimebop
      @bigtimebop 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      F

    • @KwameSenecaLP
      @KwameSenecaLP 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      George Washingturnt Water boarding for you...sorry i can't be there to save you. Forget your right.

    • @cj5880
      @cj5880 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its been a month

  • @lagod63
    @lagod63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Me: *Clicks TH-cam*
    TH-cam: *How to buy nukes*

  • @TheAtmosfear7
    @TheAtmosfear7 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Lol I'm from Bulgaria, I don't live there anymore but frankly I am not surprised by this documentary! xD

    • @5destroyer35
      @5destroyer35 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nice helicopter. Did you get it there?

    • @TheAtmosfear7
      @TheAtmosfear7 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Oh I sell some, you want one? Tax free of course!

    • @IYI115
      @IYI115 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      предател

    • @5destroyer35
      @5destroyer35 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TheAtmosfear7 Hey, you are just helping the local economy.

    • @robertokalvin8782
      @robertokalvin8782 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bih si kupil edna boina glava za 100 000 leva

  • @patrickhutchison5343
    @patrickhutchison5343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I want to know how much it cost. Ten years ago I hear you could buy a tactical nuclear missle (Davey Crocket system) that was old US surplus from someone in Bulgaria. But it was 2 million euros.

    • @西瓜綿羊
      @西瓜綿羊 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Instead of buying a nuclear bomb with only 20 tons of TNT for 2 million euros, I might as well buy 100 tons of explosives and a few tons of nuclear waste to make dirty bombs.

  • @RexMcMonkey
    @RexMcMonkey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I sure wonder what that black van outside my house is for.

  • @yeahnah7220
    @yeahnah7220 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    What's more credible than this story is the fact if I scroll past this comment box I'm going to be nuked with 8,700 original gagsters making NSA, CIA, FBI, ABC, NBA and NFL watch list jokes.

  • @djunior874
    @djunior874 9 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Holy shit 3:39 they interview a Dalek!

    • @ImHeadshotSniper
      @ImHeadshotSniper 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** from doctor who. ive watched like 2 episodes of the 5th season i think it was apparently enough to get a reference.

    • @ImHeadshotSniper
      @ImHeadshotSniper 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** idk m8

    • @pippo8771
      @pippo8771 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +djunior874 exterminate whit a nuke my name is dalek sec ehm no i'm dalek nuke ahahahah

    • @keefjunior4061
      @keefjunior4061 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Maximillian Noir Netflix has it in their US catalog if that's helpful. Good, family safe show, but it can be very campy at times.

    • @omega2759
      @omega2759 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Maximillian Noir If you've never watched a single episode, you will never get it

  • @Tgungen
    @Tgungen 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I watched this about 5 years ago, I'm still thinking about the fact that this guy literally buried a nuke in his mother's garden in Varna. I wonder if she ever figured it out.

    • @jason200912
      @jason200912 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      it can cause cancer too from proximity. i'm surprised nukes are so tiny.

  • @i-use-arch-btw3954
    @i-use-arch-btw3954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    me: **watches this**
    nsa: you dead.
    me: **using vpn, arch linux, torbrowser.**
    nsa: oh.

    • @travishirschfelt413
      @travishirschfelt413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Funny how people think their safe somehow still behind these programs created by the government and military.

    • @l1v1dly
      @l1v1dly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@travishirschfelt413
      wow
      where did you get this information?
      it is kinda expected but i wanna be sure

    • @travishirschfelt413
      @travishirschfelt413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@l1v1dly TOR browsers or w.e they are called were a US military invention. I have no direct source other then a general google search, but I'm fairly sure this info is correct.

    • @l1v1dly
      @l1v1dly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@travishirschfelt413 thanks

    • @Roshke
      @Roshke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@travishirschfelt413 Yes it created for the U.S. Intelligence and even FBI agents use Tor for anonymity. The problem with that is if ONLY the government used Tor everyone would know "oh it's another agent visiting my site". So what they did is allowed the source code to be public and for people to use it so that the government agents can blend in with the crowd.
      In all that software mentioned it can't be backdoored (even if it was created by the government) because the Source code is publicly available.
      I would be more worried about Software like Windows and iOS / MAC

  • @helpimstuck9410
    @helpimstuck9410 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    This is genuinely scary

    • @MultiLiam24
      @MultiLiam24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Magnus Garrett no shit Sherlock

    • @borz7187
      @borz7187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Liam McIntosh fuck you watson

    • @MultiLiam24
      @MultiLiam24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      John AppleSeed That was actually quite funny.

    • @gusfalk
      @gusfalk 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahaha fuck you watson was the greatest response to an overused comment

    • @user-xq2fz5tz9t
      @user-xq2fz5tz9t 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a fake warhead anyway, no one is going to test it. However even if they did and failed, you couldn't find the seller again - just like typical black market merchandises.

  • @urm0m732
    @urm0m732 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    thanks i really needed this info

  • @jacklambert9508
    @jacklambert9508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Whoever is monitoring my device, I have no interest in purchasing a nuclear weapon

  • @thenasiudk1337
    @thenasiudk1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    So... What next?
    Antimatter bomb for a $1000?

    • @2dark_4fortnite88
      @2dark_4fortnite88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nope antimater is still not usable for that come back in 30-40years

    • @bobafett2711
      @bobafett2711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A gram of anti-matter costs more than a trillion dollars :/

    • @DarkShroom
      @DarkShroom 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@2dark_4fortnite88 antimatter warheads etc.... this is off star trek
      so you'll have to get your dilithium crystals first, yunno to regulate the anti-matter flow

    • @2dark_4fortnite88
      @2dark_4fortnite88 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DarkShroom ok ol you didnt get the joke, its ok... Maybe I will let you figure it you yourself.

    • @2dark_4fortnite88
      @2dark_4fortnite88 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dammed Im bad typer on touchscreen...

  • @qpae123
    @qpae123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Hurry, I heard they are now on SALE !

    • @asonofliberty3662
      @asonofliberty3662 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      qpae123 Black Friday blowout

    • @GameStaticOriginal
      @GameStaticOriginal 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      qpae123 im from bulgaria and i am saying that black friday does not apply.

    • @getbaitedmatey9208
      @getbaitedmatey9208 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      qpae123 nice try fbi!

    • @qpae123
      @qpae123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No FBI. I am serious ! I bought last week two dozens.

  • @arresttedrosadhanom741
    @arresttedrosadhanom741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am surprised NSA, CIA, FBI have not removed this off TH-cam and arrested Shane yet.

  • @royaltenenbaum1271
    @royaltenenbaum1271 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    They are hiding this guy, but he is building Beverly Hills on the black sea, haha haha shouldn't be hard to find him

    • @MrMantoko
      @MrMantoko 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You can find him, but he have something like a private army which have nukes :D

    • @MrMantoko
      @MrMantoko 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shhhhhh I will tell you a story when 3 persons from our government collapsed biggest bulgarian bank and stole 3 billions ..

    • @PacMann303
      @PacMann303 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrMantoko r u telling us?

    • @MrMantoko
      @MrMantoko 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That they work with the corrupted government ... several days before bulgarian reporter try to make a report about the gypsies in Bulgaria. The reporter asked 15 years old girl which is already mother, why she need this and she answer what shall we do to go on school ! Ok, but bulgarian politics are buying their votes for about 10 euro ... this person will never go to the prison till it's in Bulgaria ... Here is wonderland, you can literally do whatever you want ...

    • @Maaxwell100
      @Maaxwell100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** If i could buy anything in Bulgaria from people to nukes i'm pretty sure i could also buy my freedom.

  • @AutoClown
    @AutoClown 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    turns out Ivanov was also a T-1000

  • @laxfan727
    @laxfan727 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    So this guy asked for his face and voice blurred but couldnt people just know who he is because its implied hes the head of that construction project and they even show pictures of it too? Put 2 and 2 together and boom this could be bad for that guy, no?

    • @Srozzi
      @Srozzi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      i was thinking the same thing. This video is BS

    • @gusstavv
      @gusstavv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That would imply real investigative 'powers', but since the intelligence agencies can't handle some emails, then he is ok.

  • @lee-yo6iw
    @lee-yo6iw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When i watched this video 5 years ago..i think it is insane...
    But last week to peoples from mumbai ,India arrested with 12kg of Urenium that they are trying to sell in the black market..
    It's Scarry

  • @yummyfruitsuace993
    @yummyfruitsuace993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    you can't really do a lot with just a warhead. you need to launch and detonate it too. this is like buying a bullet without a primer and a gun

    • @easyebs5841
      @easyebs5841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Id figure if you just throw it really hard it would detonate...lol

    • @radjaaddakhiel2755
      @radjaaddakhiel2755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Will it detonate when its being dropped off a plane ?

    • @easyebs5841
      @easyebs5841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@radjaaddakhiel2755 yo your username and you asking that is sketchy

    • @yummyfruitsuace993
      @yummyfruitsuace993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Radja Addakhiel no, that is a nuke. a warhead can only be used on a rocket

    • @radjaaddakhiel2755
      @radjaaddakhiel2755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@easyebs5841 Well VICE told me how to buy those thing so...

  • @LouSaydus
    @LouSaydus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I'd like to buy one and just put it somewhere public to see what happens to it. I bet some homeless person would steal it and use it as some sort of heater.

    • @irrelivencegt5666
      @irrelivencegt5666 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      a heater? Seriously dude he would probably sell it

    • @beto9619
      @beto9619 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Use it as a butt plug

    • @meowmeowmeow594
      @meowmeowmeow594 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      LouSaydus RTG

  • @icantcomeupwithagoodusername24
    @icantcomeupwithagoodusername24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Hey Ferb I know what we’re going to do today”

  • @justinfilly3945
    @justinfilly3945 9 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    How the hell did I get here from videos of girls in bathing suits?!?!?!

    • @gawgarin
      @gawgarin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Justin Filly you mean dudes in thongs?

    • @justinfilly3945
      @justinfilly3945 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uhh no.

    • @robertauer4958
      @robertauer4958 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well we all like a wide range of things. And long range things

    • @deathatl
      @deathatl 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because you're a little pervert

    • @lalala61822
      @lalala61822 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Justin Filly The Internet.

  • @rikvanpaddenburg3495
    @rikvanpaddenburg3495 7 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    What would a nuke cost? asking for a friend.

    • @PistolPackin1312
      @PistolPackin1312 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      godmode You ruined it.. *People have no humor*.

    • @JeeDKSP
      @JeeDKSP 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rik van Paddenburg you can buy my nuke ;)

    • @rikvanpaddenburg3495
      @rikvanpaddenburg3495 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Price?

    • @name8731
      @name8731 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It depends, the Bulgarian Lev is about half of a British pound, but every thing in Bulgaria is basically half price, so about 30 levs.

    • @AkansGaming
      @AkansGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Aiden Howell 15 pounds? wtf

  • @GamesBeforAll
    @GamesBeforAll 9 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I'm from Bulgaria and Varna is on 70km from me ...

    • @hughcormack9340
      @hughcormack9340 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ProGamer™ my advice,don't buy a nuke.

    • @GamesBeforAll
      @GamesBeforAll 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I will not :D

    • @prussianglory4518
      @prussianglory4518 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ProGamer™ i live in Varna :D

    • @GamesBeforAll
      @GamesBeforAll 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Хах ем кажи го на Български е да са разбираме само ний България над всичко и всеки ! :D

    • @mamfilord
      @mamfilord 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ProGamer™ I am sorry for you guys... Must suck to live in Bulgaria

  • @bazzmcfury9550
    @bazzmcfury9550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What he got was half of the thermonuclear core, it's only 1 half of the whole and you need both parts of the device for it to yield. Plus on top of the 2 parts you need an extreamly complex initiation charge which must work floorlessly to detonate the 2 parts correctly, this is a very expensive custom made explosive charge, each one made is installed into a nuclear weapon and cannot be removed without needing the highest levels of both security clearance, and expertise. Yes he did manage to purchase a half of a nuclear core, but with out the multitude of highly complex, very heavily restricted components, it's a paper weight with a cool story.

    • @EngineeredFemale
      @EngineeredFemale 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably this is the reason why we are still safe haha

  • @pigandro
    @pigandro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Kim Jong Ung be like...
    *Heavy breathing*

    • @SPEARHEADGLOBAL
      @SPEARHEADGLOBAL 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jalal Bellouchi do u even know wat warheads are?

  • @ratedr3231
    @ratedr3231 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Taliban's be hating because they got click-baited

  • @tylerbuckaka4539
    @tylerbuckaka4539 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Bet 20 bucks we are all on a watchlist just for lookin at this.

  • @imkindahungry04364
    @imkindahungry04364 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I feel like clicking on this video put me on some sort of watchlist...

    • @7even29
      @7even29 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @qpae123
      @qpae123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hope too, Is allways nice to boost for free the views on your channel ! :)))

  • @wolfstrela
    @wolfstrela 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    1. The Soviet Union never had military presence in Bulgaria, except for some eight months right after the end of WW2.
    2. The Bulgarian Armed Forces, never possessed nuclear arms. They did however possess military hardware which could be fitted to field nuclear warheads or munitions, but an actual nuclear weapon was never fielded by the Bulgarian military.
    3. One does not simply "set up" a nuclear waste management company, and get all the clearances and contracts to deal with radioactive waste from the Kozloduy NPP. The process of achieving something like that, is extremely long and clumsy. Requiring a vast amount of safety checks passes and connections which would suggest corruption at the highest level of the government, involving a large number of people in the process, thus also requiring a huge amount of money. It's hardly doable.
    4. The waste from the Kozloduy NPP is stored in waste vaults underground. A certain portion of that waste is sold to third parties that are well known. Those are French and Russian companies which possess the legitimacy to endure such activities and have passed all safety checks related to the process. Those companies are well known, and they have been assisting with the NPP's waste management process for years.
    5. I've lived in Kozloduy for 20 years, and worked in that NPP. Some of my relatives worked there too. My uncle was a chief engineer there who was head of the nuclear waste management department for 14 years.
    6. This video is a bullshit.

    • @Bamiyanbigasf
      @Bamiyanbigasf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not really it's quite easy for terrorist to get there hands on this but I know nothing about Bulgaria

    • @wolfstrela
      @wolfstrela 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe, in countries where there's no regulation and control over nuclear waste.
      Not here though.

    • @Chris-dj5wv
      @Chris-dj5wv 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      so..... what did that french journalist find then?

    • @Bobotv1000
      @Bobotv1000 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      wolfstrela благодаря

    • @wolfstrela
      @wolfstrela 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lanester 101
      I don't know. People may claim they have found all sorts of bullshit, it doesn't make it true. Besides, as said, nuclear arms were never present in Bulgaria in whatever form, nor warheads nor detonators. You can also pull reports from the archive of Ministry of Defense for pretty much the entire period. Nothing suggests for the presence of nuclear arms. Fielding nuclear weapons requires special logistic equipment and measures, which undergoing would otherwise be present in documents, but nothing like that exists. The claim is just laughable. This whole phony story is laughable.

  • @Chris_t0
    @Chris_t0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    You guys won't believe me.. but in all seriousness.. I have 42 billion nuclear weapons under my bed. I shit you not. 42 billion, there is deformed black hole under my bed which lets me store objects in a single atom and retrieve them by wearing an aluminium suit. I'm not even joking. This is 100% serious and it's funny because no-one will believe me in the slightest. I SHIT YOU NOT

    • @CardMan91
      @CardMan91 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wtf such bs

    • @mikeivyez6556
      @mikeivyez6556 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Pics pls

    • @parmeetsingh7027
      @parmeetsingh7027 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think that many nuclear bombs were made, 42 billion us a lot, sooo, also a black hole, wth

    • @armanhatamkhani7362
      @armanhatamkhani7362 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Chris -0 is that an excuse for ur profile pic?

    • @Chris_t0
      @Chris_t0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HOLY SHIT I SHIT YOU NOT I Wasnt wearing my aluminium suit and i got sent to the future i only just got back TRUMP WINS ELECTION!! :(

  • @D69-r9z
    @D69-r9z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I searched for "Kealis' bombs, guns, and war mod for minecraft". I did NOT search for this video.

  • @xXCrazyxNoobxX
    @xXCrazyxNoobxX 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    These aren't nukes. They are dirty bombs. Conventionnal bombs that scatter radioactivity. For instance, this one has an explosive force of about 1-2 tons of TNT. Nukes can go from 500 to 57 000 000 tons of TNT, since they are special implosion atom fission and fusion mechanisms that are alot more complicated.

  • @cassasssaaaashdhs
    @cassasssaaaashdhs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    French Boy: *buys nuke from bulgaria*
    Bulgaria: take care!
    French Boy: *Launches nuke onto united kingdom*
    UN: *Looks at bulgaria*
    Bulgaria: What? I only sold him a nuke
    UN: u wot
    Edit: NSA this popped up in my recomdations so dont sue me pls

    • @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588
      @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You realise France has nuclear weapons anyway right?

    • @cassasssaaaashdhs
      @cassasssaaaashdhs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ousarlxs Fjsbvbg Mhm,

    • @callidusvulpes5556
      @callidusvulpes5556 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Shiv They don't have to use any propellant. They could just take it there and plant it.

  • @SirGrassy
    @SirGrassy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    2:03 Hookers??

    • @АлексЕмилов-п2в
      @АлексЕмилов-п2в 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      In my country (Bulgaria) we have hookers everywhere. You can see them on highways, back streets, deserted areas, dark alleys, you name it. I mean even right now i can see a hooker near construction area next to my house. The worst thing is that in the bulgarian constitution nothing bans or allows prostitution so it's neither allowed or forbidden.

    • @meatbag9317
      @meatbag9317 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Grassy Playz Nah that's just your average Bulgarian woman.

    • @evanpurteethomas9906
      @evanpurteethomas9906 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Grassy Playz No shit sherlock

    • @seanrobinson8844
      @seanrobinson8844 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have a few questions about Bulgaria can you email me seanrobinson365@yahoo.com

    • @HarunShenol
      @HarunShenol 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sean Robinson ask me i am bulgarian