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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 ก.ย. 2024
- ALRIGHTY THEN CHATROOM.
IT WILL KILL.
I AM NO LONGER ASKING.
Patreon - / skoriath
Twitter - / punished_umbra
Music:
Shay - You don't know the half of it (shayhops.bandc...)
Bayonetta - Afterburner
Berserk - Gatsu
Melty Blood Type Lumina - Plaza at Dawn
#fgc #bbcf
Fun fact: Jerma will die and he will have my image burned into his mind in his last moments
I can just imagine Sajam walking into your house and commentating while he looks for ways to kill you, until chat has enough points to play the holy and sacred game
Hakumen grabbing disjointed hurtboxes will never stop being funny
That clip was enough to create 2 haku-men players
Nine looks so confident when doing the burst, it makes the punish all the funnier
Find the Albinauric woman. She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I am sure.
sir this is hollow knight
Sir this is monster hunter
sir this is sol glueman
sir this is Rogna the blueround
thanks for reminding me son, you know i have dementia
Terumi is the main of all the people who got told as a child that their laugh is weird and now suffer from a debilitating need to fix themselves for everything that may or may not be cringe about themselves
Damn that was literally me when I played Terumi (thankfully I play Naoto now but you really hit it on the head)
Dammit that's true for me.
I'm in this comment and I don't like it.
Which is funny because Terumi lives on cringe and rage. No need to fix perfection
NO NO NO NO NO-
People say that one thing over and over again gets boring after a while.
The people were wrong, this is still the best comedy anime I've ever seen.
See the Jam alt and going "sol badguy" cause red has got to be peak glue brain
10:18-10:34 was the best moment of my life. I peaked. It was better than sex. I felt like GOD
Actually, you can stop the video right there nothing happens after just know I'm goated w the sticks and nine loves me
I edited the comment for funny
Rare footage of Ragna actually losing
2:34 you call them subhuman when you know for a god damn fact you would do the same with Ragna 5B
I'm so sad the poll to name this episode didn't include "Speaking of incest" as an option. That would have been a hilarious title
At the end you can just hear genuine fear
these videos have more or less been the reason I've gotten into the blazblue series to begin with and I do not regret buying this game
8:47 Josh: "Should've said Rushia"
Skoriath: *_*shows Vox*_*
thats the joke
8:40 what was her name again?
@@pedrovaladao1593 Nyanners
I unironically had a dream where I was playing blazblue against the cpu with ragna using the sol badguy colors and my dad would stand behind me every few minutes and say "Sol Dudeman" and then walk away
Can confirm, Hakumen gameplay looks exactly like what I just saw.
you know im actually enjoying the funny hurtbox moments. also you and josh radiate such bro energy its nice to see, and at this rate i feel as if you've given your friends ptsd over carnage scissors. great vid as always man :)
You gotta 236d to do the terumi astral. Its easy though. But you should probably spend you meter doing taunt cancels (basically the 63214a stomp super and RC into a taunt you know you did it right when the opponent's can't tech out and punish you). It doesn't do any optimal damage but it will make the other player quit.
terumi astral is a true combo off of normal hit 5D for
some reason lmao
@@MediKitt 5d if used at too long of a range will not go into 236d.
Grab DOES work but not in the corner.
@@ethanhinton4549 grabbing with terumi is generally a bad idea. You can't get close enough without the opponent noticing that you're trying to grab them.
@@TheExiled112 1: I was talking about comboing into astral, not in general. 236D is definitely more consistent.
2: 6(B) literally exists for grab plinking.
It's always funny to see the video titles/suggestions in the Community tab and waiting for the context for how these weird words came to be.
You’re gonna actually get me killed it is too late for me to be laughing this hard
6:50 There it is, the reoccurring joke.
"God I really want Amane to.."
Finish the damn sentence
Run forward into raw Carnage Scissors will never stop being funny. It works every time against everyone.
Happy 15th bday BlazBlue
An event that lead up to this video
"it's eight" that was unfair, my guard was down LMFAO
5:11 omg HAHAH
6:50 This will never not be funny
RESPECT THE LEG
i don't think anything will ever be as funny as "y'know chat..."
'When do I get to press buttons' says the Nine player.
You guys are the Lobby shenanigans of Blazblue
Mismatching vtubers is something that I didn't know would make me as upset as it did.
Also, play Melty Blood. Neko Arc is in it now.
6:35 There is no reason Carnage Scissors funny hitbox should be this funny to me
Time to turn on my "🤓" mod: that Amane color actually isn't Sol Badguy. This is Jam Kuradoberi color
🤓🤓🤓
the breathing at 7:19 makes for a sick beat
9:04
Ragna: Alright let's try this again.
Skoriath uploading = my serotonin reemerging and yes, Juri is indeed hot.
Also I think those Amane colors are actually for Jam from GG but we'll stick with the meme-
well skoriath does it again. makes an absolute banger of a video
If only we all could be made of high quality glue...
9:12 im not gonna sugarcoat it
goodness gracious the content is astoundingly good
9:11 peak gaming
omg you're picking up hakumen at last? this is gonna be disastrous
This ending I love it
9:07 truly a sol dudeguy mixup
Alternate world where sajam is no longer asking, it will kill whether you like it or not
My first video of your content, I love this like hakumen loves neutral
I’m really appreciate all this blazblue content. You don’t find a lot of that anymore
Loving the content and memes from everything. Keep up the good work skor, see you in the discord fellow glue eaters
Idk why 9:34 with them doing nothing absolutely killed me for 2 minutes straight. Fuck you guys for making me choke on air. Love yall 💕
The sajam jokes are too good
Holy shit what's that carnage scissors song you used I bet whoever made it is really good looking (:
2:36 YOU CANNOT KILL ME
2:36 OOOOOOOOOHHHHH LULLABYYYYYYY
DON'T STOP, UNTIL I FALL IN FLAMES!
3/7 no random hakkymans 236236d
I watched this video on my kitchen floor. Spiritual experience honestly
When are we getting Metal Glue Solid starring Es from the Glue eater society?
Carnage Scissors :)
this video made me rethink my entire life
Tjese vids are just the best
Terumi was there for like 5 seconds i'll take what i can get
if skoriath were to rob a bank, he would do it with the sol badguy colours
4:07 WHAT IS THIS SAUCE
9:36 least parry fishy Hakumeme mirror
DUDE, I WAS PLAYING FUCKING Skyrim: Elder Scrolls V ™️ , AND YOU COME OUT WITH GOOD SHIT ON MY FRIDAY NIGHT?!? MY DUDE YOU MAKE MY NIPPLES FLAP
11:02 oh my fucking God my name is Jeremy
Huh, no one knows Hibiki 's 236ad is a counter, is it because this is rare,for someone to use it
BlazeBlue story is a full on incest, second to Christian. Change my mind.
And yes 4:13 mid has been completely dispensed
And surprisingly enough, most of it comes from Jin trying to muderfuck Ragna.
@@pedroportela6476 Huh..
Siblings are weird......
10:19 is this the first time Nine won on this channel cause it sure felt like it
I kinda wanted terumi to do 66C into OD 632146D for that juicy 7k dmg overkill.
Can't believe there's ppl still playing BB and making god tier content to boot.
everybody askin will it kill until they see Hakumen grabs someone for the 5th time in a row
5:20 agreed nick
carnage scissors : )
Hey did you know that if you play terumi and do the 63214B super and the opponent neutral techs, you can command grab them on wakeup? You can literally blend them over and over again.
Its best to test it out on cpu before trying it on players to get the timing down right. You have to use the command grab like a meaty. Although only difference being is that you shouldn't get dp'd.
4:08
SPOILER: It's not Sol Badguy colors.
when i was watching the premiere, i thought the playback broke at the end
Wait, a Nine player being unable to press buttons against a Ragna player? Say wha?
8:58
_Glocks don't have safeties._
BLAM
_"DESTROYED!"_
And so they witnessed a murder
9:12
"Speaking of incest?"
Well, I know how I'm going to spend my hour now
Sun Atrociousdude
I hate that every vtuber was wrong and also the fact that my brain is poisoned enough to know them all by name
4:29
....that's just Kneesocks from Panty and Stocking...that's kind of incredible.
WHY DOES "RED TEXT™" SOUNDS SO MUCHE LIKE CALLMECARSON
I wish my friends were this funny
hakumen is mexican because whenever both players pick him the fight tends to become a mexican standoff
a venn diagram continuing to overlap with boymoders and fg players now that bridget and testament are out (lol) and back in game
Carnage Scissors.
you guys need the degen type friend who isnt afraid to narrate bb lore
basically, a terumi/susan player
Subhuman guilty gear moment?!?!1
9:13 I fukin died
4:20 LITTLE DID HE KNOW EIGHT IS A CANON BLAZBLUE CHARACTER.
They're Boring.
HOURS DROP NICK WHERE IS IT
also good end screen 10/10
315.9
Sol niceguy
1:18 please what is the banger track that plays during this
check description
@@Skoriath ty
dudeguy ??
literally me ahah
My name's Jeremy..what the hell did I do
The best part was youtube autoplaying a will it kill after the last clip lmao
Each time the wrong vtuber showed up on screen I heard a vine boom
Sol chadguy
Lunar Goodgirl
Why don't they block Carnage Scissor? seems like the optimal line to me.