Who needs Muja Kina the nurse when you could have Bijuu Mike the nurse. They both have pink hair, authority, and most importantly clumsiness. Edit: thanks for the heart Bijuu
@@ΨραηςακεΨοωοςατ Yeah because she's trying to protect her brother(Senpai/Taro Yamada) from Ayano Ashi/Yandere chan from kill him even if Ayano Ashi/Yandere chan has a different target.
@@windiestnights Yeah because she's trying to protect her brother(Senpai/Taro Yamada) from Ayano Ashi/Yandere chan from kill him even if Ayano Ashi/Yandere chan has a different target.
Hey Mike, why am I crying everytime I go to your channel? Seeing all those videos got deleted... It really hurts my heart. Maybe it's because you keep remindng me of myself? Everytime a new idea pops up in my head I think "Heck yeah! I bet people are gonna love it!" But then I go back to reality and yeah... I used to work on a farm (and I still am) without any access to PC or a laptop, the only things I had were my old cell phone and my tablet. So I thought to myself "Well, I can at least write something on the Internet." Thus, I began to start translating some books and stuff (there was a time when I used to make subtitles to the anime and TV shows). Wanna hear how many people have read it? 15.. On a fully fledged book I spent a whole month translating. Depression took me over. I couldn't do anything for at least couple of months. Then, while surfing the net, I found these cool free books called Programming Intro, volumes 1 to 3. I didn't know anything about the author, but when I did I was shocked. It was a professor of one of the most prestigious universities in my country, and he was putting up his books _for free_! It's unbelievable! I began studying from the basics. How PC works, CPU, RAM, Linux... Then it went to Free Pascal, assembler, ANSI C, how the net works, a bit of C++... Then 2019 took over. I was finally enjoying something. So many ideas were boiling in my head, I even wrote some lyrics to the future songs (wanna hear some? I could share with you on Twitter), took a month off and went back to my hometown. When I got back, I knew exactly what to do. Spent some money on RPG Maker, saarched for some pixel art tutorials and then... I realized I couldn't do it. Never in my life I had thought I needed to draw something. It was too hard for me. Words like "anti-aliasing" sent me shivers down my spine. But I was still determined to make it. I took some all nighters, made the skeleton of my story, wrote down all the dialogues and jokes. I was basically ready. Somewhere in the middle of making my game I got sick, my throat still hurts a bit, and what's more funny is that they're saying it's gonna be up to -45 C next week (when I neet to go to a dentist). I still kept going no matter what. Finally I was done. It was only a week but it felt like eternity. My old laptop was freezing like crazy (which isn't surprising, considering I haven't upgraded it in 7 years). What's more funny is that I couldn't even run my game properly (I guess my rocking 256 MB graphics card can't afford it), so it felt like a living hell beta testing it. I made an account on itchio, added some screenshots and published it. One person even downloaded it on the very first day and... that's it. No matter how many times I was begging in the youtube comments or on reddit no one was willing to play it. And now I'm writing this to you. I don't even know why I'm doing this. Maybe to share my experience or to relieve my burden just a little bit. It doen't matter now. I'm gonna move out again in weeks and I don't even know when I'm gonna be back. Why did I even bother making it funny or interesting... I don't even like memes. Sorry for taking your time in case you're reading this, and go have a wonderful life. You deserve it.
Mike how bout you summon that cat box thing and then try to make it make someone follow it or you and then bring them to the shreder and then shred them then re summon that person you shreded and electrocute them!
Wow, I love your lets play of laundry simulator!! This game has so many possibilities and outcomes. The dialogue was 10/10 and the voice actors for the anime based on this really did there job. I hope you do a review on the anime as well when the last episode of season 1 premiers! Glad to see this get some love from my fav you tuber!
The ghost of Snoop Dogg haunts this *s c h o o l* Edit: I know you hearted alot of comments, but you really did make my day Bijuu :0 Imma go brag to my friends now haha
Mike: have you tried sleeping on your back? its pretty comfy! me: he's OBVIOUSLY standing.....but i wanna try it anyway! *five minutes later* me: *hugs the wall*
I have a John Terry Myth! If someone sees you poison someone else's food and then the person eats the food and die, does the person who saw you poison report you to the police?
*You know Bijuu Mike is hardcore when he's playing laundry simulator.*
*Ah yes, a game where you fold laundry.*
When I Saw The Washing Machine I Felt something
But Then
A David’s mom came and ruined everything
,,,
Yan-Chan: *Breathing*
Senpai: Would you please stop doing that? You’re scaring me!
@Error Sans its a joke
@Error Sans RWOOOOOSH
Anything for you Senpai! -Dies-
@Error Sans it's a joke OMG 😂 I'm so done.
Error Sans r/woooosh
He’s lucky that he didn’t get his head squashed in the gate.
I was squashed in a door...
Don't ask
Crazy Demon Girl you’re still alive!?!?! Wow that must’ve have been painful
IKR
Crazy Demon Girl ouch...
You know why the lights aren't working in ???? mode?
TAXES AND BILLS
XD
😨🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🏃 🏃☣
I think you missed a ?
No
No, thats not true! Its the delinquents!
6:13
And here is the pink Bijuu being haunted by: Feet on a TV.
0:03 Look at lil Bijuu sleepin- *glass breaks* Oh.
Bijuu: I'm so stupid...
Me: Why are you impersonating me?
Undertale and DeltaRune Lover that’s me too lol
Brix 2000 your profile picture is best boi. Obviously you have to have some sorta brain.
Undertale and DeltaRune Lover me to XD
AHHHHHH I LOVE THE FIRST HALF OF YOUR USERNAME
7:44 HEY, THAT'S ME!
7:55 HEY, THAT'S AN UP CLOSE PHOTO OF ME!
I see
I see
I see
Sota...
I see
Ohhh I get the easter egg...
Resident evil 3 NEMESIS
Took some time...
*_"...And what happens if they all try to get in bed...that sounds bad"_* ohhh Bijuu
AHH FEET
U sound like my friend
Oooh whats the nerse up to then
Who needs Muja Kina the nurse when you could have Bijuu Mike the nurse. They both have pink hair, authority, and most importantly clumsiness.
Edit: thanks for the heart Bijuu
Bluette Gacha hmm pink air sounds interesting 🤔
@@aspenzephyr5460 yes it does
😂 Don't you love auto correct
Bijuu Mike the Nurse is the best rival
XDDDDD YESH
1:05- i was reminded of the simpsons
Same 😂
Kandra Da Chicken I love the Simpson
0:00 Here we witness the wild Bijuu in his natural habitat...
theory: the bullied transfer student is actually nemesis chan in normal mode,,
Horuda is NOT *Hanako Yamad- I mean Nemesis*
_Its hanako yamada_
Horuda isn’t Hanako Yamada
@@ΨραηςακεΨοωοςατ Yeah because she's trying to protect her brother(Senpai/Taro Yamada) from Ayano Ashi/Yandere chan from kill him even if Ayano Ashi/Yandere chan has a different target.
@@windiestnights Yeah because she's trying to protect her brother(Senpai/Taro Yamada) from Ayano Ashi/Yandere chan from kill him even if Ayano Ashi/Yandere chan has a different target.
Wow this is cool pinku miku~
KEEP SENDING THEM EMAILS GUUUUUURL
@@autumnanderson2695 DON'T WORRY I JUST TOOK A BREAK
*GO MIDORI!*
lol
1 MILLION SUBS WITHOUT A VIDEO CHALLENGE. Wait what-
Ron Swanson is here! (1:07) 😂 Parks and Recreation? No? Okay.
Ahhhhhhhhh! Thank you soo much!
Love that show
Bijuu Mike ello!
GhostHunterGirls2! XØXØ R.I.P. Lil Sebastian
That is my favorite show also R.I.P lil Sebastian
Awsome catlover that's the point
This new hair due basically makes him the genderbend nurse rival.
This green screen sketches are *baldi voice* fantastic!!!!
P.s yoooooo, this is my third heart from the beet salad
Sorry, you spelled 'yeet' wrong.
He's a Yeet Salad.
Pb Multiverse || umm, you know he's a rutabaga now right. Pink hair. Not red.
Weirdo BoI
I don't know if you are the wooosh or if it's me?
The Bunny That Draws
Close enough :/
@@pbmultiverse543
It's both of us. I made a joke, you didn't get it, and in the first like ten seconds I didn't get your joke xD
Hey Mike, why am I crying everytime I go to your channel? Seeing all those videos got deleted... It really hurts my heart. Maybe it's because you keep remindng me of myself? Everytime a new idea pops up in my head I think "Heck yeah! I bet people are gonna love it!" But then I go back to reality and yeah...
I used to work on a farm (and I still am) without any access to PC or a laptop, the only things I had were my old cell phone and my tablet. So I thought to myself "Well, I can at least write something on the Internet." Thus, I began to start translating some books and stuff (there was a time when I used to make subtitles to the anime and TV shows). Wanna hear how many people have read it? 15.. On a fully fledged book I spent a whole month translating.
Depression took me over. I couldn't do anything for at least couple of months. Then, while surfing the net, I found these cool free books called Programming Intro, volumes 1 to 3. I didn't know anything about the author, but when I did I was shocked. It was a professor of one of the most prestigious universities in my country, and he was putting up his books _for free_! It's unbelievable!
I began studying from the basics. How PC works, CPU, RAM, Linux... Then it went to Free Pascal, assembler, ANSI C, how the net works, a bit of C++... Then 2019 took over. I was finally enjoying something. So many ideas were boiling in my head, I even wrote some lyrics to the future songs (wanna hear some? I could share with you on Twitter), took a month off and went back to my hometown.
When I got back, I knew exactly what to do. Spent some money on RPG Maker, saarched for some pixel art tutorials and then... I realized I couldn't do it. Never in my life I had thought I needed to draw something. It was too hard for me. Words like "anti-aliasing" sent me shivers down my spine. But I was still determined to make it. I took some all nighters, made the skeleton of my story, wrote down all the dialogues and jokes. I was basically ready.
Somewhere in the middle of making my game I got sick, my throat still hurts a bit, and what's more funny is that they're saying it's gonna be up to -45 C next week (when I neet to go to a dentist). I still kept going no matter what. Finally I was done. It was only a week but it felt like eternity. My old laptop was freezing like crazy (which isn't surprising, considering I haven't upgraded it in 7 years). What's more funny is that I couldn't even run my game properly (I guess my rocking 256 MB graphics card can't afford it), so it felt like a living hell beta testing it. I made an account on itchio, added some screenshots and published it. One person even downloaded it on the very first day and... that's it. No matter how many times I was begging in the youtube comments or on reddit no one was willing to play it.
And now I'm writing this to you. I don't even know why I'm doing this. Maybe to share my experience or to relieve my burden just a little bit. It doen't matter now. I'm gonna move out again in weeks and I don't even know when I'm gonna be back. Why did I even bother making it funny or interesting... I don't even like memes. Sorry for taking your time in case you're reading this, and go have a wonderful life. You deserve it.
“Wanna know what’s scarier? TAXES.”
Me: *applying for college, getting a job, graduating next year*
“Don’t worry guys it’s adult stuff”
Me: *almost an adult* *starts sobbing*
How’s being an adult?
@@despairqueen It sucks, don’t do it. 0/10
@@navada4789 I didn’t think you’d actually reply 😂
Bijuu Milk drank too much milk and had to go to the nurses office
Wait is it natsuki?!
Natsuki Mike
no it’s mikesuki
IP to Mike
(Slaps) *WAKE UP YOURE LATE FOR SCHOOL*
You're
@Creative Name - *sh*
Detroit: Become human
*wake up lieutenant~*
Big fan 😔👊
I had headphones on and 6:07 scared the crap out of me
Mike how bout you summon that cat box thing and then try to make it make someone follow it or you and then bring them to the shreder and then shred them then re summon that person you shreded and electrocute them!
I wanna try it but I don't understand what you mean ;-;
I love your vids
wut?
@@sahschannel lol i made this a year ago-- i dont even understand what i meant XD
Chris P. Bacon 🤪😂 YAS Queen!
Seemore Butts 😂😂
😁 😂😂😂😂
Hes an actual pig.
Never say yas queen it's cringey.
*WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF LAUNDRY SIMULATOR*
Oh yes laundry sim
Laundry dev
@@jerseycelt41 laundry chan
@@H341HER_D_K3 laundry Kun/ayato
Ghost Rappers are the worst. They will haunt your phone with an endless Gucci Gang
XD
I remember in 9th grade at gym, they would play that song and people would rap along. I never understood why they liked that song....
GR: Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang,
Me: END MY SUFFERING
“AAAH OH... oh it’s just weeb stuff, I got spooked”
-bijju mike 2019
4:46 i jumped a little when you said taxes 😂
0:06 that face u make when u see a roach and dont know where it went😆😆😆
Thank u bijuu!❤
*Nemesis-Chan joins the chat*
*hey,Its gachaliscious left the chat and died of laughter*
Wow, I love your lets play of laundry simulator!! This game has so many possibilities and outcomes. The dialogue was 10/10 and the voice actors for the anime based on this really did there job. I hope you do a review on the anime as well when the last episode of season 1 premiers! Glad to see this get some love from my fav you tuber!
1:49
IM CACKLING
4:34 oooooo spoopy:3
Bijuu wake up
oh no he cant hear us
he has AirPods in
NOOOOOOOO AIR PODS!
*Bijuu wake up.*
*(WAKE ME UP INSIDE.)*
Thank you for answering my question!!!
omg I found your comment has he was saying it
Wolfqueenz indeed :P
Åşhēý l owo
UglyyGurl :3 :0 trippy
Me: about to go to school
_Mike uploads_
Also me: welp guess I’m not going to school
4:46 don't Bijuu the government is shut down they can't hurt you anymore!!!
0:36 "laundry simulator" 👌👌👌👌💯💯💯 best game ever for moms
But what about .. lingerie simulator
@@lieslwholovescookies6412 *oh hell nah*
@@lieslwholovescookies6412 hnnnnnn I wonder what it looks like
The weird intro's continue
I like your profile pic.
Your profile pic is AMAZING :3
IS THAT YOU? BIJUU MIKESUKI
Indeed they do
The ghost of Snoop Dogg haunts this
*s c h o o l*
Edit: I know you hearted alot of comments, but you really did make my day Bijuu :0
Imma go brag to my friends now haha
The ghost of Snoop Dogg haunts this hizzle
👌
@@sadp0229 Haha omg you actually came and found my comment beautiful
I have to do a PowerPoint presentation on the different types of Taxes for my business english class next Tuesday actually
3:09 THATS LAURENZSIDE!
He knows-
@@SparklyTootsEN it was 3 years ago I commented this my dude 💀💀💀💀💀
4:57 is that raibaru behind the tree?
0:00 what's this? Bijuu is sleeping on the job?!
what if u bought a shirt in lime green color/greenscreen color? would u just be a floating head playing yandere simulator?
No.
*He'll be a Floating Head With Arms and a Mike.*
@@Dreamersusnderscore (mic)
But yes :3
You army?
It needs to be long sleeved so he doesn’t have arms
12:32 What happened to Yandere Chan was....
*shocking.*
8:26 look at dem glasses
6:13 AHH FEET 😂that cracked me up
Yes sir, I’m
*_Chris P. Bacon_*
Hey, my name is Ben Dover.
Wassup, I’m
Dill Doe
im justin sider
Hey guys, my name is Justin Case!!!
This was so funny!
Crispy bacon is here
Seemorebuts is too
1:41 can we get an f to those named jimmy
7:19 photo taken seconds before the tragedy
*I loved the intro.*
Sippin on straight chlorine
Let the vibes slide over me
Same
@@user-tv9rt5ud2s this beat is a chemical
Beat is a chemical
When I leave don’t save my seat
The notification popped up and my reflexes clicked so quick, I didn’t even know what I clicked
*ok*
*_nice_*
*Oh Yeah yeah*
Crispy bacon is here!! 🥓(1:24) I’m a bacon who is crispy XD
#7:59
1. use anchent evil to turn off all students
2. poison their food
3. turn them back on
I just realized... MAGICAL GIRL PRETTY MIKE!!!
cRisPy BaCon
Lol I love your channel 😂😂👌🏻
Edit: officially cRiSpY bAcOn is now the top me ranking at number 2 under da SaLaD
Chis. P. Bacon
My BFF last name is Bacon🥓
I heard that right when he said it
My actual name is Cris P. Bacon
Landry simulator?!??! I do enough laundry as is!
😂
Natsuki? *Bijuu*
Pink highlighter? *Bijuu*
Hotel? *Trivago*
At 0:35 lying on your stomach may be comfortable but it is bad for your back or so I heard
*Lol invisible headphones*
Bonsey Boxin gloves air pods
Goodnight sleep tight little salad bijuu😴
*pink hilighter bijuu
@@pupdolli PINK HILIGHTER
Shhh be very quite if we wake up the pink boi he will be very angry
*inhale*
WAKE THE FUCK UP
@@wkrajcik831 lmaoo
Thinking he's gonna say yandere simulater but he said LANDURY simulater
You-she has glowing eyes!?
Me: * Megalovania intensified*
sans
0:54 did he really say laundry simulator?
Idk
Crazy Demon Girl yes he did
Yes
yes. he was being funny. get the joke. you cant take a joke right.
Bijuu mike you make me laugh every video I love all you're videos there all hilarious :3
😂😂😂I loved this. "AHHH FEET!" 😂😂😂
8:17 Oh nice glasses DEAL WITH IT
0:00
And here folks, we have a Bijuu with his scrub on the other bed, resting peacefully in his natural habitat.
Here is our watermelon resting
I know that song from the "spooky Easter egg!" I've heard it in resident evil 4! Any spooky moment in re4 has it!
Nice profile pic 👍🏻 xD
I can't with the intro
"The ghost of Snoop Dog haunts the school!" Now THATS the true horror I like to see
Mike: have you tried sleeping on your back? its pretty comfy!
me: he's OBVIOUSLY standing.....but i wanna try it anyway!
*five minutes later*
me: *hugs the wall*
Hi Cemore butts here
edit:Thx for the heart bijuu I ❤️ u
Bijuu Muja
(aka the nurse)💕😂
Muja Kina.
Bijuu Kina
Oooh Laundry Simulator is so exciting! I can't wait to fold some towels and hang some sweaters out to dry!
(O . o) i see you gots them invisible headphones
6:30 omg THAT would be cool! Fatal Frame is one of my favorite games!
When it says yandere for me it said young dairy simulator
Bijuu you look like late boy if you had long hair
*CrIs P. bAcOn* WHEEZE
[Edit]
Mah bijju babi senipannipOoOoOo noticed me :o
0:00
Raiburu: OMG TIME FOR ARMS WHILE HE'S SLEEPING
Raibaru*
"You know what's more scary?
Taxes."
* insert here Bye Bye Lena Problems animation meme*
YAS I LOVE LAUNDRY SIMULATOR
Edit:Omg thanks for the heart Bijuu Mike
yay my notifications are working!!
they haven't been working for about 2 days but i still checked your channel to see if you had uploaded
I have a John Terry Myth! If someone sees you poison someone else's food and then the person eats the food and die, does the person who saw you poison report you to the police?
Angeli Herrera unfortunately not.
@@raccoltavideo3355 Awe OK thx
TH-cam captions "I need to see more butts."
When your friend takes off their shoes.
AHHH FEET!
Watermelon mike is done with your crap so he had to have a nap
OMG I LOVE PINK KEEP THE PINK HAIR
I came to this video from Stiens;Gate. I literally am only watching it because you recommended it to us. 😂 (It’s pretty good so far!)
Poor Scrub chan and headphones, they can't be seen because of being soo green
Yandere Chan gets caught with murder*
BLAME THE DELINQUENTS