Nicht ich benutze einen Übersetzer, um buchstäblich mit allen Deutschen zu sprechen, ich spreche Englisch lol und ja, es klingt ein bisschen Spaß, lange Worte zu tippen FUTURE ME, DOES MY TRANSLATOR UNDERSTAND GERMAN SO THAT ITS NOT THAT SHITTY WHILE USING IT
Bro German got me laughing like a psychopath and chocking on my favorite food and spitting my favorite food💀 *i was eating milo biscuits while watching the video*
Had a German teacher, he was a great teacher and when he spoke German on a call we all thought he was fighting with his wife but told us that he was actually flirting with her😂
Fun fact for German: the word “Krankenhaus” consists of 2 German words “kranken” means sick and “Haus” means house so sick house and for Krankenwagen it also has 2 words “kranken” which means sick (again) and “wagen” which means car
I speak German and that wasn't easy in the first few weeks, but now I can do everything in German, it's not as difficult as msn thinks 😊❤ Thx for 299 likes 🥰❤
Portuguese:😌 English:😌 German:💀
racist
@@dolfi_2010 agree
@@DssiyDotLLCyes
Racist
Everyone:☺️ you:☠️
as a German, i can verify we do not sound like demons.
Ja genau
Ja dass ist nur die stimme
Agreed
Nicht alle deutschen/deutschsprachigen sind es.Not every German/German speaking person is a demon .
Ja!
imagine someone approaches you and says "lets have some geschlechtsverkenh"
Yeah, sometimes germans do that.
You can also say sex in german, geschlechtsverkehr is just a more formal way to say it, like saying sexual intercourse instead of just sex
Bruh 💀💀💀😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
@@Hellebarde1351💀💀
@justbob529 u call it sex in german its just another word
Deutsche Wörter sind wirklich lang, aber es macht Spaß, sie auszusprechen 🤠
Da hast du recht😂❤
Ich glaube kaum jemand sagt Geschlechtsverkehr
Nicht ich benutze einen Übersetzer, um buchstäblich mit allen Deutschen zu sprechen, ich spreche Englisch lol und ja, es klingt ein bisschen Spaß, lange Worte zu tippen
FUTURE ME, DOES MY TRANSLATOR UNDERSTAND GERMAN SO THAT ITS NOT THAT SHITTY WHILE USING IT
@@Shadow_emoji Sprichst du mit mir?
Ja manche
As a person who is currently learning German, I see this as an absolute win
Same bro
Same.
I found my people
Same lads
I am german and it’s so true
“SCHMETTERLING ☺️”
“kArFoFeLl-“
killed me-
Same 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kartoffel*
Lol 😂😂
In Bulgaria Its kartof
@@jaletaouami3449yeah same ha ha ha
Portuguese. English. German: 😄
Russian: 💀
Polish💀
@@Reszka1 chinês:💀💀💀
Portuguese: Borboleta
English: Butterfly
German: Schmetterling
Vietnamese: Bươm bướm
Portuguese: Hôspital
English: Hospital
German: Krankenhaus
Vietnamese: Bênh viện
Portuguese: Ambulância
English: Ambulance
German: Krankenwagen
Vietnamese: Xe cấp cứu/xe cứu thương
Portuguese: Ciência
English: Science
German: Naturwissenschaft
Vietnamese: Khoa học
Portuguese: Sexo
English: Sex
German: Geschlechtverken
Vietnamese: Giới tính
Portuguese: Batata
English: Potato
German: Kartoffel
Vietnamese: Khoai tây
Portuguese: Avião
English: Airplane
German: Flugzeug
Vietnamese: Máy bay (:>)
Hospital com acento mano?
,,Sex" in Vietnamese reminds me of ,,Guillotine"! Is the sex there so bad? XD
I'm not Vietnamese, but if I was, I'd be glad to be asexual XD
Portuguese:😌 English:😌 German:💀
"kraken haus"
Bro got me dying☠️
Can I guess you’re going to need to go to the kraken haus🤣🤣🤣
What the house is like?😂
😑😑😑😑ARE YOU KIDING ME IM GERMAN!!!!
Krank means sick😅
Its Krankenhaus mein Freund
"Cmon german is so easy to speak!"
German :
I komming out Germani 😂
...
*WISSENSCHAFT* (SCHREIT AUF DEUTSCH)
YES I USED GOOGLE TRANSLATE
we do sound weird but we are no sound like demons
Me when I forget what compound words are:
Kartoffel from Germany, what they don't say is like that, but in Poland they say it too
Having a conversation fluently with an English Professionalist: 😴
Ordering food in German: 🗿
🇩🇪🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇧🇬😚😊
@@fredfuchs2088 🏳️🌈❌❌🚫🚫🚫
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Lol
English - Hospital 👍
German - Haunted house 💀
Krankenhouse
No its kraken house
Fr german said is like haunted house LOL
Krankenhaus*
Krankenhaus means house of sickness
as a German, I can confirm that German works like this😂😂
Edit: OMG 450 😱 THANK YOU
german is goofier than russian ngl
@@54k201nw I'm German too
IK IM GERMAN TOO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@rmelonson1 okay?
But "Sex" is in german also Sex
Portuguese: “Avião!” English: “Airplane” German: “CHOOO CHOOOOO-”
Flugzeug only. Not CHOOO CHOOOOOO--
"Kranked house"
"Kranked wagon"
I CANT
Im German😂
Krankenhaus
Krankenwagen
@ItsPaula12ich auch
Ich auch
Fun fact: "Kartoffel" Is Not Only Potato in German, But In Russian! (Картофель)
As a German I can confirm we sound like we are mad at each other but where not💀
Hä kommt drauf an wie man es ausspricht!😂
@@clapped_by_LeaYTRichtig lol
lol stimmt
Richtig, Ich lerne Deutsch
Bro we really do😂
This video will live rent free in my head forever
I can't with the butterfly being shmeterling in German
As a brazillian/portuguese, i can confirm we do not speak Spanish.
They are using language translate
Same here. ❤
I speak Spanish 😭😭😭😭🙁🥺😢
@LeylaMatias-rj8idNo. Some words are same or similar
@@SumathiSamardiThey who?
I'm a German person and I almost died of this video😂
Portugese😃 English🙂German💀
Are you sh*t?
As a German, we don’t speak that loud and disrespectful.
We know it's just the voice
We know, is just for fun
“FLUGZUUU” Had me dying💀
“I’m gonna take grandpa to the crematorium”
“Ok bye”
“See you late- OOH A SCHMETTERLING”💀
☠️
th-cam.com/video/RNmu_T0kHFk/w-d-xo.htmlfeature=shared
Underrated😂😂😂😂
@@Ronaldoedits902thx 😂 I try to entertain people but fail sadly
@@JavisIsPro it’s k
Maybe I’ll sub to ur channel
“Hey girl u wanna have Geschlechtsverkehr”💀💀
Suiiiiiiiiii 💀
Dude it says inyercourse wen I translate iy
xD
@@JonellGallistusyt i mean intercourse is just a more pOlItE way to say smex soooo xDD
We say poppen ficken or sex not gv
Bro German got me laughing like a psychopath and chocking on my favorite food and spitting my favorite food💀
*i was eating milo biscuits while watching the video*
Haha I am german
this man just spat out such nonsense that it probably isnt even considered a sentence
Yes i love *chocking*
Wer kann Deutsch, aber aus Großbritannien?
@@Vincling841same lol
This is literally how we speak in germany💀
In my area in Germany not😂
ye ur right
Bruh germany is nothing with my country poland "wyrewolwerowany rewolwerowiec wyrewolwerował wyrewolwerowanego rewolwerowca" easy polish world💀
Es stimmt
@@nicoleeckert4502 Möglich so hört es sich für Nicht Deutschsprachige an
Nice one!
the way that Portuguese is dying of laughter
Random people:german has beautiful language
German language:
Bros got the balls for this short.
Sex is actually sex in German
Yo
Yes but like we sometimes use the Word "Geschlechtsverkehr" aswell
@@KANAE_K0CHO_ True but only in school and stuff with friends we only say sex
"you want to have geschlechtsverkenh?"💀
Portuguese: 😮
English: 😊
German: 😂
no its german:💀
@@idkeditz732, everyone describes things in different ways
I love that I don’t even need English for Portugese
I speak Portuguese and if you think like that you are very wrong....
if u think that ur wrong
@@Tomokishztu pode traduzir pra mim?
@@Skelletoon_Eu posso:
Eu falo português e se você acha isso, você está MUITO errado
Had a German teacher, he was a great teacher and when he spoke German on a call we all thought he was fighting with his wife but told us that he was actually flirting with her😂
"FLUGZEUG" got me rolling up and down the stairs💀
I'm Germany
English sounded worried when he said airplane
"German is a good language 🇩🇪"
GERMAN 🇩🇪:
Ich auch
Hallo
Hi
als Deutscher stimme ich zu 😂
Fr man we talk like that😂😂
In German: Hey mom can you give me Kartoffel for lunch
💀💀
Real
@@AamirDahodwala-c6oBro atleast put german sentance ofc its gonna Sound weird u put a german word in an english sentance
That’s actually offensive for me because potato in Dutch and Denmark it’s kartoffel
@@LilaLila-rk8ypit’s called a joke
@@Biscuitflipwong777 did i laugh?
Fun fact for German: the word “Krankenhaus” consists of 2 German words “kranken” means sick and “Haus” means house so sick house and for Krankenwagen it also has 2 words “kranken” which means sick (again) and “wagen” which means car
Ik
sick car
paddwqCFFAAYJGDGFAAmmmn ..mmmmm......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You can also call a Krankenhaus Spital
as a german I can say that we are really sound like demons ( english: cool, german:kühl)
Das ist so lustig, das Flugzeug, die Wissenschaft und das Krankenhaus 😂
Portuguese:Olá!
German: les have Geschlechtsverkenh.😊
English: hospital!
German: CrAcKhOuSe
Edit: WHAT THE F@CK!? 212 LIKES? MY PB, LET'S GOOOO
What abount portugese?
Es heißt KraNKeNHaUs
@@youkilledme371oi
@@youkilledme371eu
@@allthename oi
Brazil: 😃 english😀 german :🍷🗿🔥😈
Portuguese:😊 English:❤ German:🤣💀☠️
Portuguese:Brazil English:USA yeah check that again bud
Bro Brazil was a colony of Portugal and America was a colony of Britain💀
You probably graduated from a cereal box💀
i know thats why this video is wrong@@LongIslandRailfanner
Portuguese - Brazil
German no colonies
Sonda germany ulti açtı EKKWKEIEUFYWI28WC
Als Deutschsprecher finde ich es seltsam, dass Deutsch so lange Wörter für nur ein einfaches Wort hat, zum Beispiel bye, bye auf Deutsch ist tchüss.
Bro the krangkernaus got me rolling on the walls
This had me rolling on the floor laughing for 3 hours 😂😂😂
You had me at schmeterling
As a german i can confirm that my language sounds loud tho💀
The six one💀💀💀
Portuguese: Ciencia
English: Science
German: Gibberish
My dad speaks German my mom is Portuguese
💀💀💀
(They also both speak English)
"FLUGZEUG" Got me Rolling 😂😂😂
Me if i heard German in German "LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣"
Portugese:😌 English: ☺️ Deutsch: 💀
cant agree german no one say FLUG ZEUG and in German the most use sex for Geschlechts-verkehr
Same
"What is your favourite subject?"
Me:- "NATURWISSENCHAFT" 💀💀
You can also say NWT, Wissenschaft, biologie, Chemie, Physik, Geographie
Germany needs to be in school for a century 💀💀💀
🤨HUH!😳tf are you talking
Portuguese:😊 English:😊 Germoney:💀
Did you mean German?
German is making me laugh hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Portuguese: the happy one
English: the business one
German: the crazy one
Geschlechtsverkenh got me😂😂😂😂😂
I went to Germany last year which is 2022 I love it the places are so nice I wish I can go there again but the flight is 14 hours 😢
Me 2
@@phamvalerie941 nice!
Deutsch ist gefüllt Die berhühmteste Sprache broo ich glaube wirklich😅😅😅😅😅😅
Portuyese:😌 English:😌German:💀
You mean as hell
Germany in ohio be like:
As a german i can confirm to say our language is mostly calm
Polska: "kartofel" and "ziemniak"👌🤌
My bff is german, this is one of the reasons why he’s genuinely funny 😂
LOL XD
i am german too
Same😂😂😂
Iso ich bin auch ein Deutsche
is that best friend forever or bf forever
BRAZIL LAUGHING HAD ME ROLLING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (i'm dying i can't breath istggg-)
When did Brazilians began to speak portugese
@@KristiThakuri-o9w what do u mean Brazilians speak Portuguese it's their official language (it's the primary language in Brazil)
Are you breathing? Do you need CPR or something???
Girl there eis no brazip
W Germania kartofen😂
Its Krankenhaus😂Love from Germany❤
noooooonooooo 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🕌🕌🕌📿📿🖤🩷🖤🩷🖤🩷🖤💜💜🖤💜🖤
-I am greman i rly mean it i can pov if u want-
Ich bin aus Deutschland
😂
@@Theo-g4v Ich auch lol
English: birth control pills
German: Antibabypillen
LMAO YEAH
😂😂😂
bro its just a joke
Bruh I just searched that up… I can’t believe that’s the real translation 😂
@@CosmoZaFluff OMG YA LOLOL
My language:
- Moŕový (Morovi)
- Motiyl (motil)
- Szpital (shpital)
- Ambulans (Ambulance)
- Nauka (Naooca)
- S3ks (s3x)
- Kaŕtofyl (cartofell)
- Letadō (letadwo)
You're welcome. Guys create a lot of new creations!
“German is such a nice language.”
Austrians:
But Austrians speak german
Germans to me:
Was für eine schöne Sprache 😌
Germans to other people who think Germans sound like:
Jake bc veuausgehaur😇
@@jelly-cartyeah with accent
@@the_white_man24Austrian german is funny asf😂
@@jelly-cart 💀 the people who are Austrieans
I speak German and that wasn't easy in the first few weeks, but now I can do everything in German, it's not as difficult as msn thinks 😊❤
Thx for 299 likes 🥰❤
How im about a year and all i know is half of these words and i call them jiberis because i dont undestant half of that jiberish
Hehe i am german
@@girl_alone198 good for you (btw sorry if it sounds rude)
Falls du deutsch kannst übersetze diesen Text
Hallo
German be like: *slams keyboard 725357 times*
i agree with you:
naturwissenshaft ich bin ein deucher
Geschlechtsverkenh 💀
@@Xman-dq7ppich auch
Trfjhdgfchgdtfcgvxtydgfc4drryjygdyfdhfdyfdygf=me
Ain’t no way they made English and Portuguese as the US and Brazil 💀💀
As a German I can confirm that we slam our keyboards while choosing words
Underrated
My mom who has worked in germany said that thats not how u pronounce flugzeug zueg?
So Like this this ThisdvthudvfjbkThisdvhkgjkijgrijhfgehhoihp t8lunosrr3jiwofjiorrresejrohitrsho3rshikvetvsrj ,hj vethzrj,jr
Ja
@@nimigyorgy2419 ima german and i guess thats true??? I dont know what you really mean by that 😅
Portuguese: Cute Girl
English: Business Man
German: Lion
I'm german!😡😡
As a German,that's very offensive and disrespectful for me.
I,m German🤬😡
You are demon
Bro it's a joke 💀
Me laughing in my room for 5 minutes straight 😂😂😂
Was ist los mit dir, warum verkauft niemand Haustiere?
What?😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I have been laughing for 1 day i cant stop laughing cause of this video 💀🤣
I just love that germany has aggressive words but overly kind people too😂
Germany is very nice!😭😂🇩🇪
@@clapped_by_LeaYT noooo
@@Ch4r_Roblox it is!!!
Noooo
@@Ch4r_Roblox I'm from Germany and I know it better!
German is my brother when I'm trying to teach him to talk 💀
Thanks for all the likes 🔥
You so mean
@@philippwludarz93how exactly is that mean? How old are you
@@philippwludarz93Bro you need to refund your broken phone💀
@ManuelTheGoatNeuer he is probably 4
Same but with my friend
Portuguese:🤸♀️ English:🧘♀️ German: ⚰️
62 Likes and no comments??? Let me change that
Me: danicing with my friends coffin after my friend done learning German
⚰️
🕴🕴🕴
why "krankenwagen" sound like kraginfaging
@@jeanandobo4110 lern deutsch dann ergibt es Sinn
@@That1personxoxo lol
Brazil being the symbol for Portuguese: 😃
Portugal: 😑
🇺🇸 United States being the symbol for english:
United Kingdom 🇬🇧: 😢
But our Portuguese is different from Portugal, the Portuguese speak more as if it were Spanish
You know Brazilian português wouldn’t be a thing unless there was Portugal and as well Brazilian people first came from Portugal
@@LucasMadeira-m2dSeu atrasado
Mozambique: 😮💨
Angola: 😩
Cape Verde: 🤦
Macau: 😵
Equatorial Guinea: 😰
East Timor: 😦
St. Tom and Prince: 😢
Guinea-Bissau: 🙍
Portuguese: Aviao
English: Airplane
German: CHUUUUCHUUUUU
💀💀💀💀
*Avião
Nein alter was willst du
Flugzeug**
*avião
Jajjaajjajajajajajajajaj
Portuguese: avião
English: airplane
German: 🚂🚂👹
CHOO CHOO
German is a beautiful language 😡
Geht jetzt (bin zwar Deutscher also Schweizer aber ist nicht so die schöne Sprache)Bro das Video hat mich vor lachen gekillt!
German I mean deuthsland is good 👍 not your contry fluffy potato heouf Du fluffy what is batata😂 and deuthsland is good 😡
And he ouf du kleine Kinder 😂du bist soo kleine
My boy, German has da highest voice 😂 I live in Germany by the way
No
Im german
Me too
English: Ambulance
German: Cracking Wagon 💀
Edit: Tysm for 7 replies
Malaysia: Ambulans
What do you mean?
at least we dont steal words from other countries
Lithuania - greitosios medicininės pagalbos automobilis 💀
Cracking Wagon?
Do you mean Krankenwagen?
that Portuguese kid spelling ambulance and potato was wholesome
Wtf bro, she is not a kid
@@Ericke128 bro mind your language i didn't know
@@raifrazeen7323vc tá falando que nosso país é kid KID agora vc vai ver
@@raifrazeen7323its brazilian
@@martinlivraria2192no their language is portuguese
Portuguese: 😐
Pashtun: ❤
English: 😊
Korean: ☺
German: 👹💀
Alle deutschen 😭🩵🤍🩷😂
👇
Hier
Hier😢
Ich😅
Alle anderen auser der bundesrepubik deutschland sind behindert ✊
Hier
“Hey look what a beautiful *schmetterling* !”
"I'm going on a flight in the flugzeug"💀💀💀💀
What the hell?
U are mean
@@Itzz_idc_Roblox how?
@@Itzz_idc_Robloxhow are they mean?
@@Itzz_idc_Robloxhow
FLUGZEUG!!!! Really got me rolling😂😂
As a angry Brit I can confirm the flag should be the uk
Im German
Im german and I think Our language is really funny.
I thought for a moment that it was gonna say "Stuka".
Im German 😜 ich bin deutsch