Cattle Chop, featuring your hosts Alex and Jamie, along with Jon, Arnold and Terry. Featuring memorable quotes such as: "Look at my tiny prostate!" , "You're aware that I despise stuff on my face, sir." and an all-time classic "Dang dude."
Trevor saying James' name is really cute XD reflex reaction to someone that he feels is safe. He started calling for James as well when Aleks sprayed him with pepper spray, but that was a bit more heart breaking than it was cute
This is real friendship. Trevor really trust james to look out for him, and he delivers to the whole squad. What a great guy thats james. Watching his success as i grew up through school gives me hope some day i can help my friends the way he has. Mad respect james. Mad respect.
"Just cut me off while I'm talki" This is the humor I really appreciate from these guys. I keep laughing even after the video ends. Keep up the good memes fellas
+Georg - what the fuck are you talking about, don't the priests work at the church? There are people called janitors, cleaners, and maintenance people right? A church isn't run by people for free you insecure turd clown
There are three basic types of clothes hangers. The first is the wire hanger, which has a simple loop of wire, most often steel, in a flattened triangle shape that continues into a hook at the top. The second is the wooden hanger, which consists of a flat piece of wood cut into a boomerang-like shape with the edges sanded down to prevent damage to the clothing, and a hook, usually of metal, protruding from the point. Some wooden hangers have a rounded bar from tip to tip, forming a flattened triangle. This bar is designed to hang the trousers belonging to the jacket. The third kind and most used in today's world are plastic coat hangers, which mostly mimic the shape of either a wire or wooden hanger. Plastic coat hangers are also produced in smaller sizes to accommodate the shapes of children's clothes. Some hangers have clips along the bottom for suspending skirts. Dedicated skirt and trousers hangers may not use the triangular shape at all, instead using just a rod with clips. Other hangers have little rings coming from the top two bars to hang straps from tank-tops on. Specialized pant hanger racks may accommodate many pairs of trousers. Foldable clothes hangers that are designed to be inserted through the collar area for ease of use and the reduction of stretching are an old, yet potentially useful variation on traditional clothes hangers. They have been patented over 200 times in the U.S. alone, as in U.S. Patent 0586456, awarded in 1897 to George E. Hideout.
I miss the old CowChop, straight from the 'Go CowChop Chop up the soul CowChop, set on his goals CowChop I hate the new CowChop, the bad mood CowChop The always rude CowChop, spaz in the news CowChop I miss the sweet CowChop, chop up the beats CowChop I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet CowChop See I invented CowChop, it wasn't any CowChop And now I look and look around and there's so many CowChop I used to love CowChop, I used to love CowChop I even had the Cow print Couch, I thought I was CowChop What if CowChop made a song, about CowChop? Called "I Miss The CowChop," man that would be so CowChop That's all it was CowChop, we still love CowChop And I love you like CowChop loves CowChop
I love Trevor because whenever he reacts to something it's always genuine (Or looks like it). Sometimes with Aleks and James it seems like they're trying too hard to give a "good" reaction for the viewers. But I love them all, and always will.
Whenever an ad plays before a Cowchop video I always watch the whole thing, it happens so infrequently cause of all the age-gating, I feel I owe them one
Jump scare warning for the people with weak heart: 1:483:345:285:4010:1712:1012:55 Thank me later unless you watching the video first then this comment is useless.
I like the description xD "Trevor ønsker å gjøre det klart at han ikke var under påvirkning av narkotika eller alkohol under filmingen av dette spillet. Aleks og James ble imidlertid tent af." Which translates to:"Trevor wishes to make it clear that he was not under the influence of any narcotics during the filming of this video. Aleks and James sometimes got lit af"
Normally i never comment, but I just had to say this was one of the funniest videos in a while from CowChop. Just messing around as friends is the best thing ever.
Aleks and James are like the two little people (devil and angel shit) on Trevor's shoulder. One is the voice of reason and the other the voice of chaos.
Trevor wants to make it clear that he was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol during the filming of this game. However, Aleks and James were lit. That is what the Norwegian part says.
I'd like to propose a series, "Cow Chop: Trevor Edition" it's basically this, but once a month. At the end of every month. Trevor plays a new release from said month, whilst James & Aleks "backseat game"
When Trevor plays games, it reminds me of someone like your mom when she plays, and keeps doing stupid shit and you keep yelling at they continue to do the wrong thing and you just keep getting more and more frustrated
So cute how he called out for James at the end
ikr
It's adorable
it's like james is his dad
I died of laughter lol
He called out for James during the pepper spray gauntlet too
Cattle Chop, featuring your hosts Alex and Jamie, along with Jon, Arnold and Terry. Featuring memorable quotes such as: "Look at my tiny prostate!" , "You're aware that I despise stuff on my face, sir." and an all-time classic "Dang dude."
dank dude
i like
Good comment
It's Aleks for fuck sake!
Everything else is pretty accurate
Reptilian Chicken Nuggets so was mine dude
You know when Aleks sneezes, it gonna be lit
of course
+Sunglasses Aleks I knew it. I knew the meme account would be made 😂
+Sophieey I'm actually very blessed
bless you dude..you were a thug when you sneezed..wanna get baked with me?
+Sheet can I guys?I m cool
"GET BACK IN THE BASEMENT YOU TROLL"
those gmod videos were pretty funny
I was literally about to post that
I would like to see Kevin vist the cowchop crew
cameron grimm he's won't tho
+Amber Derp why wont he? theyre friends right? its just a visit?
Why do Alex's and James remind me of ImmortalHD and UberHaxorNova like wtf
Why does this comment not seem original?
+Jayden Okeyemi dunno
*Aleks
Why can no one spell Aleks' name right when it's at the start of every video?
Mysteries of life.
I was gonna like this comment until I saw you misspelled aleks and I felt obligated to dislike it
"Go in the basement" is how I reply when children ask me were the candy I promised them is
Rape face Aleks is a legend in the cowchop comments
Bend over
...Did they get the lollipop you promised them?
trying too hard, too much explanation for the joke
+Denver January I gave them my special pink Coloured lollipop I've been hiding in my pants
my favorite quotes
"IM NOT GIVING YOU MY HAND"
"hey how it going? good, felling sleepy, need money"
"dude my slushie melted"
"FUKIN TREVOR"
i remember the "need money" one, where's that one from? makes me laugh thinking about it
don't jump, behind the cow chop
" nah i'm trevor dude"
"I'M KILLING THE COLOURED ONE LIKE YOU SAID"
"I guess you'd be called a sand digger".
"It looks like Moses parted the sea on his head" That was literally the funniest thing I've heard in a long time!
Trevor saying James' name is really cute XD reflex reaction to someone that he feels is safe. He started calling for James as well when Aleks sprayed him with pepper spray, but that was a bit more heart breaking than it was cute
Trevor must have Stockholm's
This is real friendship. Trevor really trust james to look out for him, and he delivers to the whole squad. What a great guy thats james. Watching his success as i grew up through school gives me hope some day i can help my friends the way he has. Mad respect james. Mad respect.
10:19 James and Aleks even jump in sync. Relationship goals.
i love how they all got scared at 10:18
Still one of my favorites to this day
This just proves that James is Poppa.
"Just cut me off while I'm talki"
This is the humor I really appreciate from these guys. I keep laughing even after the video ends. Keep up the good memes fellas
"It was real now it's a prop" so the question becomes who broke it!
Probably Trevor.
I work at a church and watching Cowchop here makes me feel like I've sinned. Father forgive me.
+Georg - what the fuck are you talking about, don't the priests work at the church? There are people called janitors, cleaners, and maintenance people right? A church isn't run by people for free you insecure turd clown
+Geord - Priest.
You don't seem to know how churches run and how much money they make.
+Mrs. Starman Ωmega I work at the boys and girls club but we are renovating and using the local church for a year until our building is finished
+Mannimarco not true but I'll pray you find him. He's already found you.
There are three basic types of clothes hangers. The first is the wire hanger, which has a simple loop of wire, most often steel, in a flattened triangle shape that continues into a hook at the top. The second is the wooden hanger, which consists of a flat piece of wood cut into a boomerang-like shape with the edges sanded down to prevent damage to the clothing, and a hook, usually of metal, protruding from the point. Some wooden hangers have a rounded bar from tip to tip, forming a flattened triangle. This bar is designed to hang the trousers belonging to the jacket. The third kind and most used in today's world are plastic coat hangers, which mostly mimic the shape of either a wire or wooden hanger. Plastic coat hangers are also produced in smaller sizes to accommodate the shapes of children's clothes.
Some hangers have clips along the bottom for suspending skirts. Dedicated skirt and trousers hangers may not use the triangular shape at all, instead using just a rod with clips. Other hangers have little rings coming from the top two bars to hang straps from tank-tops on. Specialized pant hanger racks may accommodate many pairs of trousers. Foldable clothes hangers that are designed to be inserted through the collar area for ease of use and the reduction of stretching are an old, yet potentially useful variation on traditional clothes hangers. They have been patented over 200 times in the U.S. alone, as in U.S. Patent 0586456, awarded in 1897 to George E. Hideout.
I think it's really cute when Trevor calls out for James when something scary or whatever happens.
I too call out James' name when I get frightened.
I'm sorry but holy shit that was adorable when Trevor called for james
The editing is about half of what makes cowchop so goddamn funny
Still to this day, one of my favorite channels of all time. Miss you all very much and hope all of cowchop is well and living their best lives!
underrated vid.
This video legitimately made me laugh so hard, alex sneezing, them yelling at trevor w conflicting thoughts
The sound effect when james was pointing was hilarious for some reason ahaha
Honestly this is one of the best episodes of chow chop, the editing the game the comentary and jokes, its all perfect
The editing was on point.
Whoever edits these is a genius, the close up shots are so good.
I miss the old CowChop, straight from the 'Go CowChop
Chop up the soul CowChop, set on his goals CowChop
I hate the new CowChop, the bad mood CowChop
The always rude CowChop, spaz in the news CowChop
I miss the sweet CowChop, chop up the beats CowChop
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet CowChop
See I invented CowChop, it wasn't any CowChop
And now I look and look around and there's so many CowChop
I used to love CowChop, I used to love CowChop
I even had the Cow print Couch, I thought I was CowChop
What if CowChop made a song, about CowChop?
Called "I Miss The CowChop," man that would be so CowChop
That's all it was CowChop, we still love CowChop
And I love you like CowChop loves CowChop
A for effort
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love the editing on this one
someone animate the go in the basement part with Alex being a little devil and James being an angel telling him to and not to 😂😈😇
Get back in the basement, you troll.
epic emojis bro
Aleks...
That would be cute
I love Trevor because whenever he reacts to something it's always genuine (Or looks like it). Sometimes with Aleks and James it seems like they're trying too hard to give a "good" reaction for the viewers. But I love them all, and always will.
This has been one of my favorite videos from them so far. Trevor is top quality
I think one of trevors best values is the fact that whenever hes in a tight spot he shouts for james
I think this is my favorite kind of video, have Trevor do more vr stuff, it's comedy.
They should make a podcast and call it Creature Talk. I heard that name is up for grabs now.
Whenever an ad plays before a Cowchop video I always watch the whole thing, it happens so infrequently cause of all the age-gating, I feel I owe them one
Face buttons *Reaches for his face*
Trevor's editing is always amazing.
Oh god that edit when Aleks sneezed. That was amazing.
Jump scare warning for the people with weak heart: 1:48 3:34 5:28 5:40 10:17 12:10 12:55 Thank me later unless you watching the video first then this comment is useless.
This was one of the best episodes of anything.
If the police arrested people for making food, they'd be Chow Cops.
If you slaughter cows are you a cow chopper ?
If you make a helicopter with a cow paint is it a cow chopper
damm dood
one of my favorite cow chop game play video so far
those close ups are on point
The editing was so fucking spicy
I like the description xD
"Trevor ønsker å gjøre det klart at han ikke var under påvirkning av
narkotika eller alkohol under filmingen av dette spillet. Aleks og James
ble imidlertid tent af."
Which translates to:"Trevor wishes to make it clear that he was not under the influence of any narcotics during the filming of this video. Aleks and James sometimes got lit af"
Love VR with CowChop 🙌
7:29 that actually had me laughing pretty hard
woah dude! more VR THIS IS GREAT, I GET TO SEE SHIRTS REACT AS IF THEY WERE IN A GAME, NICE SHIRTS!
This is much more interesting to watch than if you would play VR Duck Hunt...
Normally i never comment, but I just had to say this was one of the funniest videos in a while from CowChop. Just messing around as friends is the best thing ever.
You guys should do more VR horror games this vid was amazing
hands down the most entertaining youtube channel
I'm watching this at 11pm. started to fall asleep at the ten minute mark. Boy, i got those heart palpitations.
"welcome back, to cowchop." when James says those words I get moist.
Trevor loves James
yes
Nah
and Trevor is James's number 1
what a wholesome video 10/10
The zoom ins are fucking awesome in this video, too damn funny combined with "GO IN THE BASEMENT TREVOR"
That collective scare was cool. Nice. I enjoyed it :P
Aleks and James are like the two little people (devil and angel shit) on Trevor's shoulder. One is the voice of reason and the other the voice of chaos.
I feel that I could bring a lot of cleanliness to cowchop.
Holy heck that was amazing
aleks sneezes play ice cube it was a good day
That fuckin edit at 7.31 tho.......great job man 10/10
this is one of my favorite cow chop episodes haha
7:31 best edit ever. whats the name of that song again?
It's the nutshack theme song
Today Was A Good Day - Ice Cube
darude - sandstorm
I like that description.
Welcome back.... to Cow Chop!
That JUMPSCARE at 10:19 lmaooo. Made em all jump it was adorableeee
No one else does funnier game commentary. Period
new update for youtube on the phone is horrible.
Mines the same
Open Productions the comment section they changed it and looks confusing
Are you using an iPhone?
Goldfish_Vender android
LazyWatermelon I'm not having this issue.
this was one of the best cow chop videos
Trevor wants to make it clear that he was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol during the filming of this game. However, Aleks and James were lit. That is what the Norwegian part says.
10:17 Probably will be remember as one the most funniest moment in Cow Chop history! XD
This is the best upload so far..
I love that Gramatik shirt James is wearing
It's cow chop so I know it's gonna be a great video
they need to play more horror games.
Slender the Arrival.
+I-Cee Interviews he said horror, not shit
Extreme Boy Aleks lol agreed im talking about games like the new outlast 2 thats coming out.
trevor scaring himself cracked me up
Trevor NEVER go in the basement. Think for yourself man. Love the editing by the way
On a scale of 1 to 10 how old is Trevor?
+Rape Face Aleks holy shit that's poetry
19
1.9 :)
2 X squared
He's a jamsie boi
7:29 Dopest sneeze i ever seen so far
Trevor is actually super good looking in the thumbnail. I mean, he looks good all the time, but that was a good pic.
You guys are awesome!!
Omg thanks for posting something right as i missed your voices
Trevor, what a cool dude.
I just got my wisdom teeth out, and my mouth is in so much pain, but this video made me smile
Meanwhile Aleks and James got lit af.
that moment when you see a really inspirational add about living and then it ends and cowchop comes on...
CowChop animated classics anyone?? 👌🏽 (10:10-10:30)
That was actually adorable when Trevor called out for James lmao
Great episode!
I'd like to propose a series, "Cow Chop: Trevor Edition" it's basically this, but once a month. At the end of every month. Trevor plays a new release from said month, whilst James & Aleks "backseat game"
hey, you can't let trevor be playin these games, he'll get night terrors.
Regular PS4 = 2 layers
PS4 Pro = 3 layers
3 + 2 = 5
PS5 confirmed to have 5 layers!
onions have layers
ogres have layers
ps5 is an onion
"x files theme song played in the background"
ps4 is shit
onions arent shit >:c
Go to the basement, don't go to the basement. Be the basement.
When Trevor plays games, it reminds me of someone like your mom when she plays, and keeps doing stupid shit and you keep yelling at they continue to do the wrong thing and you just keep getting more and more frustrated
Holy crap, 23 minutes ago , totally worth staying up till 2AM