Things I Found Stupid About School

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  • @sadsfd8762
    @sadsfd8762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4969

    Fun story:
    At first grade, one of the students asked to go to the bathroom, the teacher said no. Well, the kid shat himself, stanking up the whole classroom. Class was dismissed, teacher was fired on his first year and the kid moved schools because he was getting laughed at.

    • @zockingtroller7788
      @zockingtroller7788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

      Who were the Bastards that laughed at him? They should have applauded him for his bravery

    • @minidasherk2413
      @minidasherk2413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      I thought this was a fun story

    • @Veetisgard
      @Veetisgard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Oh boi, when i was in KinderGarten, a kid peed in the corner of the classroom

    • @p.phann_
      @p.phann_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Arify same man in kindergarten I was practising dance for this school assembly and the guy next to me said “uh, miss may I go to the bathroom” and the teacher replied with no and 5 minutes later he pissed on the floor and it was basically a flood in a 6 year olds body

    • @duecomicsans9145
      @duecomicsans9145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      that also remids one time a girl had to go to the toilet and the teacher said no and THE TEACHER PUT DUCT TAPE ON THE GIRLS MOUTH because she didn’t want to have to deal with the girl always asking to go to the toilet

  • @kidcosmo4891
    @kidcosmo4891 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8927

    When teachers say "The bell doesnt dismiss you, I do"

    • @starshine7023
      @starshine7023 8 ปีที่แล้ว +712

      Ik right
      I mean if the bell doesnt dismiss you then why have a bell to begin with

    • @dpetro3214
      @dpetro3214 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      +Josh at my school we don't have bells anymore

    • @starshine7023
      @starshine7023 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      +TheDP123 Lucky asf

    • @thelegendarychickenchaser3194
      @thelegendarychickenchaser3194 8 ปีที่แล้ว +378

      then it doesn't tell me when to arrive then

    • @ollieboy117
      @ollieboy117 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I hate that shit

  • @deimos1585
    @deimos1585 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10818

    I got detention for not doing a project that was optional.
    *_What the actual fuck._*

    • @NotoLumen
      @NotoLumen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      SapphireTWC lol

    • @ShadyDoorags
      @ShadyDoorags 7 ปีที่แล้ว +675

      Similar situation. My teacher gave a project that she said was optional and would give us extra credit. Only one Person did it. My teacher got angry at us and told us all it was now mandatory and not worth extra credit. I was freaking 9 years old and even I knew what the word "optional" meant, why didn't she?

    • @who-dh5xk
      @who-dh5xk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      HoneyJayLovesYou your teacher is a shit head about to fucking have a rampage and you're lucky you were in detention or else you'd be with your friends when they went missing

    • @obsessivebirdgirl1701
      @obsessivebirdgirl1701 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      same tho. ;-;

    • @fardstudio5771
      @fardstudio5771 7 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      The teacher always say it's optional, but ALWAYS changes her mind.... so I do it just in case she does

  • @Jasonixel
    @Jasonixel ปีที่แล้ว +296

    It’s funny how the school’s logic of dealing with bully’s is being implemented with actual law in some places, it never matters if the bully is the one who starts it, as soon as you defend yourself or rightfully kick their ass you’re the bad guy. And now the same thing is happening outside of school. If someone breaks into your house and you rightfully defend yourself with either your hands, knife, or gun you become the bad guy.

    • @aj7515
      @aj7515 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      They don't want ppl to have the ability to take the law in their own hands. Even if the government or authorities fail to implement it.

    • @Mypenisissmallbut
      @Mypenisissmallbut หลายเดือนก่อน

      Y’all are crying to yourselves this doesn’t happen.

  • @tkl_sam0235
    @tkl_sam0235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6494

    Tbf if a teacher opened up the lesson with “Right ya little bastards, get out your textbooks and go to page 69” they’d be my favourite teacher

  • @ThatElfNerd
    @ThatElfNerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5383

    School:
    - No leaving class to pee
    - No water bottles in class
    - Strict dress code, especially for women, even if the summer heat came early
    - If you're caught with a phone, you lose your phone
    College:
    - If you gotta pee, you can leave the room and go
    - Water bottles are encouraged so that you don't get dehydrated
    - Dress code is super casual
    - If it helps you study, most teachers won't care if you're listening to music on your phone
    In high school, I'd often get Cs, and sometimes even failed my classes. My current college, I've been getting Bs and As frequently. It's almost like being a strict fuck doesn't encourage students to try their best.

    • @lorddrayvon1426
      @lorddrayvon1426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +482

      What's funny is that science states that a more relaxed environment helps the brain function as it's not stressed from being so out of the normal. There are times a phone is inappropriate, like exams, but school isn't sitting exams. If a kid is using it when a teacher is talking sure, but now when they're just working. And remind me what one of the three main subjects taught in schools is?

    • @ihatealmosteverythingequal820
      @ihatealmosteverythingequal820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      i didnt read the whole thing and liked it because is at 68 now is 69

    • @just1randomhooman667
      @just1randomhooman667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      EXACTLY!!!

    • @realripzey
      @realripzey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My school isn’t like that at all it’s all normal

    • @Trollestiatumblur
      @Trollestiatumblur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Ryan Lawler Funny how in college I can wear a crop top and the boys still graduate. It’s almost as if people are there to learn and NOT jack off to the sight of my belly button. Who knew.

  • @stryker6404
    @stryker6404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2003

    I had to write a story in 2000 words in grade school, so I created a character with a really bad stutter. I was forced to write it again without the stuttering, the teacher got in trouble for excluding people just because he stutters. Win for me, this was 25ish years ago, but I have rarely felt a win like this again.

    • @FamilyHistoriandude
      @FamilyHistoriandude 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those pieces of trash make up the rules as they go along. You don't want a story about a war just say so, don't take points off over it.

    • @vaporean_boylove.0w083
      @vaporean_boylove.0w083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      You found a loophole XD

    • @airam1721
      @airam1721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Holy shit that's genius

    • @ThePenguinMan
      @ThePenguinMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Oh my god that’s genius, TAKE NOTES PATRICK TAKE NOTES!

    • @youngsinatra6741
      @youngsinatra6741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      300 IQ

  • @sandeepjohal5906
    @sandeepjohal5906 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    If only people really talked like this at school it would be 10 times more entertaining

    • @gj8683
      @gj8683 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Would love to see a Japanese class taught in a fiery Scottish brogue with no limits on swearing.

    • @bogusmogus9551
      @bogusmogus9551 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I probably would have learnt something useful

    • @biggamer7001
      @biggamer7001 ปีที่แล้ว

      WelL thATs DiSrESPecTFulL

  • @walnut5617
    @walnut5617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5701

    Nothing makes my blood boil more than “it doesn’t matter who started it”

    • @meraybg8371
      @meraybg8371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +788

      That's the dumbest thing
      It's like Someone attacks me with a knife, I tackle him to the ground so he doesn't kill me and I get arrested

    • @happyhour4670
      @happyhour4670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      same

    • @basicallystevenuniverse511
      @basicallystevenuniverse511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      I never got into a fight, but it’s annoying when some brat does something stupid and then the whole class, or at least a group of people get punished for it.

    • @Inurwalls02
      @Inurwalls02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@meraybg8371 ikr

    • @dogeraid5937
      @dogeraid5937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@basicallystevenuniverse511 I went through that in grade 8, 3 times. Some of my classmates were extremely noisy. So our adviser forced all of us to raise our hands for a long period of time. There was even a time where most of my classmates were talking while our teacher was discussing. It was pretty loud and extremely disrespectful. And we were supposed to be like a role model in our school lmao. Its like a couple of students who are talented so we have a different class schedule

  • @snakatckthegamer2719
    @snakatckthegamer2719 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6352

    I hate it when the teacher yell at you to do something and you try to explain why you can't right now and they say: DON'T ARGUE WITH ME

    • @GradeAUnderA
      @GradeAUnderA  9 ปีที่แล้ว +1285

      +snakatckthegamer They're stupid man. Them saying "don't argue with me" is basically their way of saying "Hey! I'm in a position of authority; stop saying smart, logical points against me."
      Or it could just be that you are arguing lol, who knows?

    • @musicalmadness762
      @musicalmadness762 9 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      +GradeAUnderA PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT WHEN YOU LIKE SOMETHING SOMEONE HATES OR YOU PLAY A GAME DIFFERENTLY THEN THEY DO AND THEY CUSS YOU OUT LIKE THE COMPETITIVE GAMERS HATING ON THE CASUAL GAMERS ETC PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THIS SITUATION WHETHER ITS MOVIES OR GAMES IF YOU LIKE SOMETHING THE MAJORITY CONSIDERS BAD PEOPLE HATE YOU FOR IT IT IS SO BLOODY ANNOYING

    • @nfaza80
      @nfaza80 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +GradeAUnderA Well basically you won the argument

    • @youngnneckless
      @youngnneckless 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      or you can just tell her to shut up cause you bought the school with your small loan of a million dollars!!!!!

    • @hannifhussain919
      @hannifhussain919 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +GradeAUnderA When I was in P.E, I told my P.E Teacher that I don't wanna do rugby and she said 'Okay', and bam, I don't have to. Also my P.E Teacher is also a computing teacher for some reason. I never go to the toilets in school and never asked to go the toilet even if I was having a shit, and for some reason, I hold my piss in like 2 hours. But the dumbest thing in school is like, those who forgot to bring their P.E kit gets a 30 min detention.

  • @Natsumidragneelkim
    @Natsumidragneelkim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +929

    My PE teacher was a retired drill-sergeant for the Marines, he was very nice if he see something wrong with you, he would come up, and asked are you okay

    • @solar0wind
      @solar0wind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      So basically:
      Normal PE teachers: Think they have to act "special", so they are like drill sergeants
      Actual drill sergeants: are the opposite

    • @Natsumidragneelkim
      @Natsumidragneelkim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@solar0wind yep

    • @pongangelo2048
      @pongangelo2048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I used to have a PE teacher that allows the students to take absent even to a whole semester as long as you give him cash.

    • @samuraikirky3829
      @samuraikirky3829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My PE teacher wouldn't let you do the lesson if you were wearing the wrong socks

    • @amultistanthatcanstangroup3996
      @amultistanthatcanstangroup3996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tell that to the school nurses (except our school's nurse bc she's the same as that)

  • @jacob042
    @jacob042 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    The scene with the queen has aged even better, the surprise on the teacher's face from a queen who is so unkillable and invincible that she came back to life just to judge him.

    • @hieman05
      @hieman05 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      True🤣🤣☠️☠️

    • @TheWolfeyBoi
      @TheWolfeyBoi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yes

    • @uCvm2
      @uCvm2 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      2:47

  • @Lionbossgoku
    @Lionbossgoku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4546

    Me: “Can I take a piss?”
    Teacher: “I don’t know, can you?”

    • @funnyvalentine6670
      @funnyvalentine6670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Comedy Gold 10/10

    • @92jwiener
      @92jwiener 5 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      Me: **sigh** MaY i Go tO tHe bAtHRoOm???
      Teacher: you should have gone during break time.
      Me: WHAT THE FUCK!
      Teacher: Right, to the office with you!
      Me: ...okay! I'll go right after I use the toilet! Thank you, sir!

    • @mandylin14
      @mandylin14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *Goes and gets in trouble*

    • @ubadnowumad1677
      @ubadnowumad1677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Theres actually a few teachers in my school that make these jokes pretty often. Yes I do have a nice school, i know

    • @RandomizedHandle.
      @RandomizedHandle. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      *pees on teacher*

  • @slavmonke9069
    @slavmonke9069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5549

    Fun fact!
    Homework was originaly used as punishment for students but then some teachers said "thats nice but what if we did that for no reason?"

    • @RiverAldavya
      @RiverAldavya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +593

      Yeah. Some guy from Italy I recall. There is a limit to how long a school day is allowed to be. Homework is just taking school home, so the schools are tecnically braking the law.

    • @clxwncrxwn
      @clxwncrxwn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@RiverAldavya well you should stay in school your spelling is shit.

    • @clxwncrxwn
      @clxwncrxwn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      There’s nothing fun about that! 😱

    • @RiverAldavya
      @RiverAldavya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      That is because English is my second language and I am using my phone to write, dipsh*t.

    • @clxwncrxwn
      @clxwncrxwn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @ForeverIron are we still in school? A B- is still a pass. 😂

  • @mrx4022
    @mrx4022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5451

    When you see a teacher outside of school:
    *_"You Have No Power Here!"_*

    • @zomboss9242
      @zomboss9242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I am Unicron we have no power

    • @mango7975
      @mango7975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bruh

    • @man-ol1hn
      @man-ol1hn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I’d be like:
      Ha loser *Runs*

    • @stepstep838
      @stepstep838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True

    • @ryanfanshaw5171
      @ryanfanshaw5171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Would like the comment but at the time of commenting it's got 420 likes

  • @wibblestwooble
    @wibblestwooble ปีที่แล้ว +63

    My school administrators had a method where they'd say they'd be watching a class during one period, but they'd come in during a different period. About three teachers got fired in my senior year because they were caught off guard and the admin caught some pretty abusive behavior.

    • @samuelllakaj5439
      @samuelllakaj5439 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This does put a smile on my face.

  • @darien8360
    @darien8360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4451

    Believe was grade 8, asked my english teacher if I could go to the washroom, she replied with the standard "idk, can you?" So I just replied, "yes I can" and walked out. Pretty satisfying

    • @roundbrick4890
      @roundbrick4890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      **BIG OOF**

    • @0-Stars-MikiTune-
      @0-Stars-MikiTune- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      Not gonna lie, that sounds pretty great!

    • @djl_cyber_yt
      @djl_cyber_yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      “ I don’t know can you get a full time job? “

    • @cheems2739
      @cheems2739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Legend

    • @cheese7847
      @cheese7847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      What a madlad! Lmfao that's great

  • @moistavocado2350
    @moistavocado2350 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4256

    P.E. = Public Embarrassment

    • @CodeRedZero
      @CodeRedZero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      P.E. : Pointless Exercise

    • @Twiggy163
      @Twiggy163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      wasnt for me.
      I'm in good shape.
      *lights cigerette*
      Well at least I was.... Those were the days.

    • @divisbleyuity8109
      @divisbleyuity8109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      D.P.A= dumb physical activities

    • @bruhhrb7062
      @bruhhrb7062 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Science
      Maths
      History
      English
      PE = FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!

    • @yxkilluaxy
      @yxkilluaxy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yh for people who can't play sports

  • @foofoolame9127
    @foofoolame9127 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4191

    I don't how to pay bills, but don't worry I know what y=mx+b is.

    • @kyletupper1033
      @kyletupper1033 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      +Jaden Jones Here's a good idea. Ask your parents or guardian. You can't expect everything to be fed to you. Take some initiative.

    • @foofoolame9127
      @foofoolame9127 8 ปีที่แล้ว +495

      Kyle Tupper I was being sarcastic smartass

    • @foofoolame9127
      @foofoolame9127 8 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      Kyle Tupper and I should have mentioned I'm only 15

    • @kyletupper1033
      @kyletupper1033 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Jaden Jones Age doesn't matter. You can still learn for later on. Also, how was I supposed to know you were being sarcastic? That's a really common, although shitty, complaint about school.

    • @foofoolame9127
      @foofoolame9127 8 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      Kyle Tupper I don't need to learn equations to get far in life. I don't need to know what happened 300 years ago( I guess to stop us from making the same mistakes ) I don't need to know what homeostasis does and what it doesn't, it's a waste of time. You probably don't agree, but I bet you there are a few who agree. And now I think of it o feel like an idiot cause you didn't know I was being sarcastic but now you know.

  • @kinetickey
    @kinetickey 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    I feel like another thing that needs to be covered is the absurd amount of homework school gives you in your senior years. I asked a teacher why about the work overload and they said that the work they give you is literally impossible to get it done on a regular schequle, so they throw in homework - which can make sense on some aspects but then they start to throw more and more at you as you get closer towards graduation.

  • @LegendaryBricktures
    @LegendaryBricktures 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1497

    One of the shittiest things a teacher can do is punish the entire class when less than half of the class is doing something wrong, like, I didn't do shit, it was them, why are bad things happening to me

    • @pikachannel240
      @pikachannel240 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ikr.

    • @rosahernandez-qh1xo
      @rosahernandez-qh1xo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      exactly

    • @TehBaconBrawlerZ
      @TehBaconBrawlerZ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      my life in a nutshell

    • @MrBeard17
      @MrBeard17 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      +The Waifu Master Punishing the whole class is a dirty trick. The kids that done right will now take it out on the students that did wrong and do the teachers dirty work.
      I had a teacher catch me throwing an eraser at someone and he said to the whole class hes giving us all detention for what i did. I said to him in front of the class that I'm reporting him to the school board for instigating bullying. He changed his mind pretty damn fast.

    • @mangobonni6828
      @mangobonni6828 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that was my entire science class for 2 years and then we all got put on btec science because apparently we didn't behave and were just gonna fail... So now I don't even have a real GCSE in science because a few dick heads.
      The thing is though, I was passing every test and piece of work easily and so were a few others in the same class. I could of easily gone into the exam and pulled at least a c grade out of it.
      But no... We got put on some science course for retards where its all 100% course work and we practically just copied from a board to a piece of paper.

  • @BluebeerryBPS
    @BluebeerryBPS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2314

    "If you're sleeping in class, you may as well stay home."
    If I could I would.

    • @zenna6000
      @zenna6000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Same for me
      My bro be whining about his GCSE test and I go to same school as him
      Yet my perants can't let me.stay at home because you will get fined for missing 3 days of school
      A FUCKING FINE
      EVEN FOR MISSING A SCHOOL CLUB
      £40 FINE
      and the lunch is expensive af and the burger is tiny and it's 1.95

    • @محمدالحربي-ط9ح4ب
      @محمدالحربي-ط9ح4ب 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@zenna6000
      Yes i can relate... im Saudi Arabian but i studied high school in Manchester. 1.85 for a chicken wrap the size of my fucking palm...

    • @zenna6000
      @zenna6000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@محمدالحربي-ط9ح4ب same

    • @jacobdeguzman9974
      @jacobdeguzman9974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      online classes:

    • @jamesmangion6587
      @jamesmangion6587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Then you bring out the golden card,
      "If school isn't the place to sleep, then home isn't the place to study."
      Golden.

  • @twotopsalot
    @twotopsalot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3258

    My school took "the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do" to the next level
    *they removed the school bell*

    • @justanidiot3994
      @justanidiot3994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Same LMAO

    • @kingnoob5037
      @kingnoob5037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      same lol

    • @kombatace7971
      @kombatace7971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Yeah and they replaced it with a teacher yelling "NEXT CLASS" every time.

    • @infinite6560
      @infinite6560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO

    • @prakesh2904
      @prakesh2904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here lol

  • @VodkaTheAntiAlcoholic
    @VodkaTheAntiAlcoholic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I'm so glad you mentioned particularly the one about how you can't control your urinary system and also how it's basically the urinary equivalent of constipation. These policies have excretory repercussions. Lol. Wonderful rant. Nice work. 👍

  • @technoultimategaming2999
    @technoultimategaming2999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3254

    Teacher: The bell doesn't dismiss you. I do
    The next Teacher: Why were you late to class?

    • @carsoncottrell4435
      @carsoncottrell4435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Kid: They kept us late
      other teacher: unexused absence tardy bastard

    • @technoultimategaming2999
      @technoultimategaming2999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@carsoncottrell4435
      The worst part would be if your classmates attended another class than you. Then it would seem as if only you were late for the next class instead of the whole class

    • @carsoncottrell4435
      @carsoncottrell4435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@technoultimategaming2999 fr

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@technoultimategaming2999 my highschool had groups that were fixed, so if the teacher held the class later everyone would be late, so the story can be backed up.

    • @luke4537
      @luke4537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Responce to the first teacher: "Then the bell dosen't make me come in either"

  • @noodlejuice7254
    @noodlejuice7254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22680

    Here is my 200 word carpet essay:
    Carpet is a soft material that is usually laid on floors to provide a soft surface for the feet, for play, or create a non-slip surface. Carpet is usually known to be in the bedrooms of a house, or in halls. And if your house has two stories, it is rarely on the bottom floor. But it may be used in den areas of the house
    The idea of carpet was first invented in 1791 when William Sprague started the first woven carpet mill in Philadelphia. Ever since carpet has been included in almost every home, providing comfort and fashion to homes all around the world.
    Carpet comes in many colors and textures, while most are white or brown, other colors can be green, blue, yellow, etc. And different textures such as fluffy, extra fluffy, hard, scratchy, etc.
    And some homes use carpet in weird ways. Such as, some homes have carpet in the bathrooms, which can cause mold growth is water sinks into the material. And other homes have nothing but carpet floors.
    So, in conclusion, carpet can be both good and bad. It comes in many shapes, colors, and forms. So, carpet is special, in its own way.

    • @mettapeachhead2076
      @mettapeachhead2076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3438

      A+

    • @sev-ofc2
      @sev-ofc2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3521

      Goddamn, and I thought I didn't have a life!

    • @noodlejuice7254
      @noodlejuice7254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1992

      Severe Pain, Its summer break, what else am I supposed to do XD

    • @liam.w2047
      @liam.w2047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +953

      How long did that take you?

    • @noodlejuice7254
      @noodlejuice7254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1263

      Liam. W, Like 10 minutes

  • @Martok2309
    @Martok2309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2115

    Man it pissed me off when teachers said 'you should've gone at break'

    • @Tobiasphere
      @Tobiasphere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I see what you did there..."pissed me off"

    • @nkirukaj2384
      @nkirukaj2384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Like, I didn’t have to use the bathroom then, but I have to use it now wtf??

    • @luke5240
      @luke5240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I know like smh I didn’t need to go

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      its not like guys can look down at their cock and tell it to not urinate until after class. Which is prob why most of the teachers who come up with that bullshit r female.

    • @guns_francesca3248
      @guns_francesca3248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAME LIKE WHAT IF I DIDN'T NEED IT AT BREAK OR LUNCH HUH?? NOW WHAT U GONNA DO

  • @Ie1222_
    @Ie1222_ ปีที่แล้ว +77

    In elementary school I got told off by teachers and my parents for weeks because I refused to use the school showers where kids would literally piss on you or mock my body features, but no I guess I was just being stubborn or something.

    • @hobojoe4910
      @hobojoe4910 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      What kind of fucking school did you go to?

    • @Certifiedmusicnerd
      @Certifiedmusicnerd 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@hobojoe4910 seriously, school showers? Sounds to me like a prison. Not even in high school, either. Elementary

    • @Jellybob69
      @Jellybob69 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I didn’t even use the toilets at school, like ever (no idea how I pulled this off in retrospect). Fuuuuuck using the showers.

    • @Messup7654
      @Messup7654 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Good lord what maximum security prison elementary school did you go to where ur using showers😂 what’s next your food is rationed and people are murdered over honeybuns😂😂😂

    • @Bangbanggooberblat69
      @Bangbanggooberblat69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Jellybob69 you probably didn't drink much for your bladder to basically say you need to piss.
      as for needing to take a shit, hyper unlikely event.

  • @jeffsteve2832
    @jeffsteve2832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1435

    Schools: At least you can use the pot you made in art class to collect money on the side of the street :3

  • @megarollxrgmbroadcasting91
    @megarollxrgmbroadcasting91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    My had a kid in one of my classes on the FIRST DAY asked to use the bathroom, the teacher said no, so he got up and pissed in the trash can. He is a great American hero

  • @summerboone7462
    @summerboone7462 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13557

    Teacher: the bell does not dismiss you, I do
    if the bell does not dismiss me, it doesn't decide when I arrive
    case closed

    • @xAaliyahHoltVlogsx
      @xAaliyahHoltVlogsx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +581

      Nice one!

    • @TrueChaoSclx
      @TrueChaoSclx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +832

      I *hated* this. I tended to be in classes with a lot of shitty students that would get the entire class held up, so we'd be late to our next class. And I'd always get in trouble for being late to that class because of some asshats misbehaving and the teacher thinking they're some kind of gatekeeper

    • @TheNaClBringer
      @TheNaClBringer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      +TrueChaoSclx YOU SHALL NOT GET TO CLAAASS

    • @slothxing
      @slothxing 8 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      +Summer Boone I actually just ran out of class when a teacher said this once. Did not end well

    • @lildundermuffin6248
      @lildundermuffin6248 8 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      I will legit say that next time a teacher says that

  • @dread_wolf2301
    @dread_wolf2301 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Another thing about the "you should have gone about break time" (or passing period as my school calls it) is the break is around 5 minutes and a majority of that time is spent getting to class and chances are the teacher isn't gonna excuse your tardy cause you have to go to the bathroom

  • @moistiness
    @moistiness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3369

    How do I pay bills? How do I support my family?
    My school: *teaches all the genders of a pinecone*

    • @louisratatoulielinson
      @louisratatoulielinson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Ahhaahha fucking stupid pinecones...

    • @quantum.codex42
      @quantum.codex42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      I learned how to draw a letter H in 3D

    • @kiyoshi5430
      @kiyoshi5430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Lel I don't know how to pay bills nor support my family.. How the hell do I go job hunting and how do I look for a job anyway
      I don't even know the requirements for a job like wth man

    • @joshuadingre4939
      @joshuadingre4939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Init school is a dumbshit place sometimes when in my life will I need to know about V-shaped valleys(geography) it's all unnecessary bullshit

    • @boyacka1260
      @boyacka1260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can’t like it’s at 420

  • @thewalkingbread706
    @thewalkingbread706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5992

    Scientists: kids and teens need 8 hours of sleep
    Schools: press X to doubt

    • @ericthemadscientist8357
      @ericthemadscientist8357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      School:3 take it or leave it

    • @kizzanimations3024
      @kizzanimations3024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Serkan Çeltik even worst for me I normally go to sleep around 1:00 AM cuz of homework ._.

    • @ashley-182
      @ashley-182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Schools: Oh you’re serious? *Let me laugh even harder*

    • @mexicanburrito11
      @mexicanburrito11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have to wake up at 8:00 PM for school and I need like idk 7 hours of sleep and at night I do homework that's 5 minutes long taking away 5 minutes of sleep from seven minutes of sleep ( idk if this is true btw ) so I'm left with 2 Hours of sleep.

    • @804_grandstaff
      @804_grandstaff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My nigga I think it’s 11 hours

  • @fduranthesee
    @fduranthesee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3858

    Teacher: "do this!"
    Student: *does it*
    Teacher: *fails them for not doing it 'the right way' without even explaining to them anything*

    • @WaterFlamingo
      @WaterFlamingo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Agreed! It’s so stupid how teachers do that.

    • @lightscameras4166
      @lightscameras4166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Too relatable

    • @Hunter-lj4mg
      @Hunter-lj4mg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Dahlen Olson the reason school exists is to teach

    • @PB-N-Jenny
      @PB-N-Jenny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Dahlen Olson ah yes because it's not like we can't teach ourselves at home. If we were supposed to teach ourselves and were all self taught why do we have school in the first place?

    • @Monscuro
      @Monscuro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underkucked Because school teaches you how to be an employee, but some people would rather not do that. Another thing is to just pass so your parents won’t be angry at you, abandon you, or get kicked out because of school. All of this is to go to college and get a job. It’s all about playing safe.

  • @BarnabyJones07
    @BarnabyJones07 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    My third grade teacher had a policy of "if you're not dead or bleeding you can't leave the classroom" yeah well that line of logic lead to me pissing my pants in her class

    • @AndreiAndreevOSC
      @AndreiAndreevOSC 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How is dying in the same category as bleeding
      (My 3rd grade teacher was also a prick and my 4th grade teacher had that exact same policy)

  • @wattu-her
    @wattu-her 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1395

    Kid: *hears bell ring*
    Teacher; *WhO sAiD i ReLeAsEd YoU yEt?*

    • @coffe7190
      @coffe7190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao, I live in Brazil and is the same hahahah

    • @alexdelgadiyo2549
      @alexdelgadiyo2549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ñ

    • @ProfessionalGoober
      @ProfessionalGoober 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The law

    • @maksimusblack
      @maksimusblack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Muaj Her in Ukraine they say that the bell is ringing for the teacher :D

    • @nataliehernandez9691
      @nataliehernandez9691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      tHe bEll d0sEn’t rElEasE y0u, i d0.

  • @sethreed3629
    @sethreed3629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    Carpet is hair for your floor.

    • @cgibson1141
      @cgibson1141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Teacher (me): *YOU DID 6 WORDS I SAID 20 WORDS AAAAAAAAH*
      Edit: Also teacher (me):you are expelled

    • @idkhowtochangemyprofilepic8466
      @idkhowtochangemyprofilepic8466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U mm its a wig 😐😂

    • @chaoscreeture
      @chaoscreeture 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If thats the case, then are they bald when u remove the carpet?

    • @outspek
      @outspek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have a wooden floor so that means I have a bald floor?

    • @fredwood6107
      @fredwood6107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *floor wig*

  • @KingBongHogger
    @KingBongHogger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1153

    My mom got expelled for pissing on a teacher's desk in highschool. The teacher wouldn't let anyone leave the classroom for any reason. One girl had a bladder control problem which led to a lot of accidents in that class. The teacher even punished the girl for peeing in class with detentions. The last day of sophmore year my mom legit just squatted on her desk and pissed on it.

  • @Unknown-hm7qx
    @Unknown-hm7qx ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I was yelled at by a teacher on the beach during summer break because I was playing rough with my brothers. It was summer break, schools fucking over and she's screaming her fat head off about ho unrulely I am. When school started again she proceeded to hold an immense grudge on me because I didn't listen to her out of school. Its hilarious, they think they hold the power to change the universe because they scream at kids most of the year.

  • @Mugen_YG
    @Mugen_YG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2574

    The best part is Grade can attest to the fact that alot of aspects about school is BS while being a teacher himself

    • @agenti4734
      @agenti4734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      He's like my Geography Teacher who said that the last thing he wanted to be was a teacher.

    • @idkanameforthis
      @idkanameforthis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SEND HATE ON MY VIDEOS

    • @drive9395
      @drive9395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@idkanameforthis no

    • @memeulousstudios
      @memeulousstudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      m.th-cam.com/channels/5OioPTHITKz4BP_d-IYCLQ.html

    • @cycrothelargeplanet
      @cycrothelargeplanet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@agenti4734 man he's so unlucky

  • @worldwidewrestling2639
    @worldwidewrestling2639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3344

    Kid: Gets bullied
    Teacher:
    Kid: Wears hood in class
    Teacher: This is an Avengers level threat

    • @deliriousconflict
      @deliriousconflict 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LOL

    • @arig6050
      @arig6050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Story time
      My friend and I were both wearing two hoodies so we flipped the second one so we had a hood for the back and a hood fir the front of our heads and we were wearing one of them but we dropped the lunch and the dean called us we thought it was the food but it was *the hoods*

    • @FloodlightGamingReal
      @FloodlightGamingReal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      In my school, there is a kid who INTENTIONALLY DISRUPTS CLASS AND DOODLES OVER OTHER PEOPLES WORK and he gets ZIP.
      and yet, the same teacher goes batshit if you put a paper on your head. paper. FREAKING PAPER!

    • @polllabaro3791
      @polllabaro3791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @helpme9745
      @helpme9745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FloodlightGamingReal lmao

  • @carriemcgregor4287
    @carriemcgregor4287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4945

    Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?
    Me: if school isn't a place to sleep, home isn't a place to work

    • @4444here
      @4444here 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Smart

    • @alfr3do348
      @alfr3do348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      FACTS!

    • @melons8418
      @melons8418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      so true

    • @Rosales3269
      @Rosales3269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Why did I start laughing at this comment? LOL 😂

    • @carriemcgregor4287
      @carriemcgregor4287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Rosales3269 😂😂

  • @kmoney2800
    @kmoney2800 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like the guest in the classroom part cause that is so true. The teacher all of a sudden changes their attitude/personality. They are all smiling and being happy with their work, engaging and interacting with the students. If I was the guest, I would have wrote down, "Nice try, but you aint foolin' nobody pal!"
    I think the dumbest thing I found about school was the tornado drill. First the hall, it could turn into a wind tunnel. Second, the roof could collapse ontop of you. And third, those cinder blocks are heavy as bleep. Who would want that falling on their backs? Ouch! Well, hope it's quick and painless if a tornado does come through.

  • @thenoritelonoso3022
    @thenoritelonoso3022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4123

    Things I hate about schools:
    1. School

    • @Dhwdiwhc
      @Dhwdiwhc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      2. The amount of sleep!

    • @krewfamforlifeman2097
      @krewfamforlifeman2097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      3. it doesn't teach us anything

    • @mechanicpluto2430
      @mechanicpluto2430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      4. No regard for bullying, until the victim stands up for themselves.

    • @katieeeelewis5989
      @katieeeelewis5989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      6. The useless classes

    • @Null12123
      @Null12123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      7. Fucking math

  • @aggohyf
    @aggohyf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1257

    The dumbest thing about school is that no matter how good a teacher is a 15 minute TH-cam video can teach you way more than an entire bloody semester of class. Therefore school is completely useless nowadays.

    • @theunknownonetuo2033
      @theunknownonetuo2033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Relatableee

    • @NathanHiggers69
      @NathanHiggers69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      but i had a teacher who would just play fucking youtube videos becuase "there was so much content" but no one ever fucking learnt any of it because he was just dumping videos on us every lesson

    • @thegoat2990
      @thegoat2990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I also don't understand how music class helps you in your future

    • @aggohyf
      @aggohyf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Daksha Films I don't understand how anything mandatory passed grade 6 helps you in you're future.

    • @cake6363
      @cake6363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that’s retarded, just because the information is out there doesn’t mean your gonna use it there’s millions of websites about math, science, and history but you don’t go on those everyday

  • @SkjellyTheBlackCircle
    @SkjellyTheBlackCircle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1968

    Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: Yes.
    Me: wait what?!

  • @Chevsilverado
    @Chevsilverado ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I like word guidelines because it gives you a realistic expectation of how much detail to put into a paper, but if you’re really good at writing concisely you don’t necessarily have to worry about making the word count exactly, or if you do a bit of extra research you can go a bit over.
    Taking marks off for not hitting the word limit in a highschool English class is dumb as long as the paper is good, in university you’re expected to be concise anyway so I guess you kinda have to hit the limit if you do enough research.

  • @dianamartinez270
    @dianamartinez270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    Things I hate about school
    1.Homework
    2.teachers
    3.exams
    4.essays
    5.peers
    6.going to sleep early
    7.waking up early

    • @lamijamehic1368
      @lamijamehic1368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Diana Martínez So basicaly everything? 😂😂

    • @espurrmeowstic
      @espurrmeowstic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Diana Martínez ugh imagine having to wake up at around 5-6 am just to take a hour long ride on a bus to get to school at 8.... that's what I have to live with (and I also sleep at around 12 because of having to do a crap ton of homework)

    • @naziamaha544
      @naziamaha544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I basically hate going to school

    • @mas532
      @mas532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So basically everything but lunch?

    • @panda3166
      @panda3166 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Diana Martínez my least favorite thing about school is going there it’s practically a prison they lock u in u can escape if u want to the classes are like cells then they let u go at somepoint

  • @ninaa4192
    @ninaa4192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3087

    Job Interviewer: So what sort of knowledge do you have about the job?
    Me: *ThE MiToChOnDrIa iS tHe PoWeRhOuSe Of ThE cElL*

    • @c9k984
      @c9k984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Are the powerhouses*

    • @tbblobnoerna3500
      @tbblobnoerna3500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      maze bean

    • @alanfoster7940
      @alanfoster7940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You’re hired!

    • @Dygit
      @Dygit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      c9k mitochondria is the singular and plural form. Both work

    • @c9k984
      @c9k984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dygit Fair enough

  • @amelia1004
    @amelia1004 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1984

    Carpet is a soft fabric that can be applied to floors and can be coloured to your own unique choice

    • @professorphoenixia1245
      @professorphoenixia1245 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Woah. I wouldn't have the patience to do that.

    • @benr5716
      @benr5716 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well done. You have permission to go buy yourself a cookie.

    • @poliowuv
      @poliowuv 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nyanpugs 78 I

    • @aubade_1
      @aubade_1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fuckin brilliant

    • @shpageltheduck6098
      @shpageltheduck6098 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nyanpugs 78 cool

  • @jayrocks1203
    @jayrocks1203 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Carpet is a textile floor covering typically consisting of an upper layer of pile attached to a backing. Pile can be made from various materials, such as wool, nylon, polyester, or polypropylene. It's often constructed by weaving, tufting, or knitting fibers together to create a dense surface.
    Carpet serves both functional and aesthetic purposes. Functionally, it provides insulation, sound absorption, and cushioning against impacts. It also helps to retain warmth in colder climates and can contribute to energy conservation. Aesthetically, carpeting enhances the visual appeal of a room, offering a wide range of colors, patterns, and textures to suit various decor styles and preferences.
    The installation process typically involves stretching the carpet over a pad and securing it to the floor with adhesive or tack strips. Maintenance includes regular vacuuming to remove dirt and debris, as well as occasional deep cleaning to refresh the appearance and extend the lifespan of the carpet.
    Carpeting is commonly found in residential and commercial settings, including homes, offices, hotels, and retail spaces. Its popularity stems from its versatility, comfort underfoot, and ability to transform the look and feel of a space. However, considerations such as durability, stain resistance, and environmental impact should also be weighed when selecting carpet for a particular application.

    • @widowswine7994
      @widowswine7994 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      💀💀💀💀💀

  • @fridaykittens2287
    @fridaykittens2287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1262

    Student: how do I pay ta-
    Teacher: *IF JHONNY HAS 362662 GRAPES AND THE TRAIN IS GOING AT 1mph WHAT IS THE FORCE OF GRAVITY IN THE BUS?*

  • @ryandavison7182
    @ryandavison7182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2028

    "the bell does not dismiss you, I do."
    *"bitch what the fuck is the bell for then?"*

    • @carcrazeyt5778
      @carcrazeyt5778 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      SHEPHERD OF FIRE
      Lol

    • @buttocksboy
      @buttocksboy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      at our school, it was "the bell is a message for me not you!"

    • @georgemartin813
      @georgemartin813 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      SHEPHERD OF FIRE I know right it does not make any sense

    • @tomaselfakih400
      @tomaselfakih400 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      birthdaybadboy same here!

    • @Tonvy_
      @Tonvy_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly I hate that shit

  • @Zenii_vt
    @Zenii_vt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    I hate it when math teachers get pissed when you don't solve the math problem their way but you still get it right your way of doing the problem.

    • @jonathangardyn8769
      @jonathangardyn8769 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      +Joshua Seyferth Back in 5th grade, I had a terrible teacher. If you didn't solve the question *her* way, you missed break. When we did ELA, if you missed more than 2 questions, you missed break. If you wanted no homework, you had to pay her $20.
      (she was fired shortly after when our principle found out)

    • @Zenii_vt
      @Zenii_vt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jonathan Gardyn dang thats rough

    • @orange7153
      @orange7153 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jonathan Gardyn And if you didn't pay her?

    • @jonathangardyn8769
      @jonathangardyn8769 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you didn't pay her and you forgot your homework, she would have you miss break for a week, or if it was on a Thursday or Friday, the remaining days of the week + next week. She also called your parents, even if it was getting a test signed. Then you were sent down to the Principal's office, who sided with the student rather than the teacher.

    • @TheCakenukeism
      @TheCakenukeism 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jonathan Gardyn that's not legal

  • @hashdankhog8578
    @hashdankhog8578 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    whenever my teachers knew they had a person coming to review them, they would just straight up tell the class to act nice today, they didnt implement any lesson changes or they didn't change their teaching style, they just needed to have the kids not act horrible. They were all incredible teachers and I feel lucky to have them but I feel bad for them for having to deal with the kids at the school I went to.

  • @TheSchizoTrollinator
    @TheSchizoTrollinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2735

    “If school is not a place for sleeping then home is not a place for work.”
    ---Some guy I saw in the comment section

    • @imaretardbut2965
      @imaretardbut2965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Carrie McGregor?

    • @autrimps
      @autrimps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We can sleep in Long Breaks and when some lesson doesn’t happen so there is just so much free time.Just chill in some comfy sofas

    • @YJ-7
      @YJ-7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@autrimps ur lucky

    • @tanishqvashistha935
      @tanishqvashistha935 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah read it before

    • @XeonGame
      @XeonGame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh ok so you’re gonna quote a comment that somebody made, not give proper credit, and run away with some easy internet points

  • @Orangecreem
    @Orangecreem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    Its frustrating when people come to examine the teachers, because it shows they do know how to be a good teacher, they choose not to

    • @0-Stars-MikiTune-
      @0-Stars-MikiTune- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Exactly. Like Grade said, they should just do a surprise inspection!

    • @omori3703
      @omori3703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      One time we had the absolute worst teacher (he screamed at someone for not underlining their date on the first day of class, forced us to wait outside while he ate his porridge for a quarter of an hour etc) and we had to actually tell the people watching him how bad he was
      I think he got fired during lockdown

    • @omori3703
      @omori3703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ same, he was an awful teacher as well

    • @y_jjun
      @y_jjun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@0-Stars-MikiTune- once there was a surprise inspection in my class and the teacher was scolding a kid for having a pop tart at snack time, but as soon as the principal walked in, she switched up real quick. But when the principal asked what we were doing, one kid shouted, "**Kids name I don't remember** was getting in trouble for having a pop tart because the teacher doesn't let us have sweet snacks" and the teacher looked so annoyed, but she went on with the lesson and tried to seem all sweet. It was hilarious and annoying at the same time

    • @temirab.5891
      @temirab.5891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@omori3703 fun story. A teacher at my college (haven’t had him) got a bunch of press for yelling and patronizing a hard of hearing student for asking a question and after the translator said she’s hard of hearing he just said she wasn’t paying attention. And somehow he teaches anatomy and doesn’t know that ears don’t always function properly. Dick head.

  • @captaintekton4517
    @captaintekton4517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    "go during break time!"
    Bathroom during break time:
    ʂ̆äc̥ʁɪ̈ʄʝcʼɛ

    • @benjisimooroo3080
      @benjisimooroo3080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Simon Wilson-Brown “sacrifice”

    • @MUIZILLASAURUS_REX
      @MUIZILLASAURUS_REX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @ap11o10
      @ap11o10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Slippery68 STUpId

    • @allftw2677
      @allftw2677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Slippery68 nah it was the same for me

    • @phatcarno8332
      @phatcarno8332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Slippery68 B̷̧͕͔͈̖̟̱̰̲̫͙̱͑̊̀͌̈́̌̑̊̇ͅö̴̡̢̖̗͙̟͉̫̯̗̟̺̝̝̰́͑̀̐͑͗̂̚ǔ̶̡̧̮̹̎͆̒͒̏͒̌̄͘ͅt̸̨̡̢̬̱̣͔̳̪̪̲͍̂̊̓͗̇̿͘͜ţ̶̛̛͇̫̞̦͓̿̄̍͐̎̍̕͠ͅá̴̗̺͈̭͇̻͎̳̞̞͆͆̎̂͐͌͐͘̕͠ ̵̧̱̲͎̭͖̫̙͂̏̾̎̾̒̉̊̃́̽̏̅͘s̵̟̉̔̄̈̽̃͐͛̋̂̕ą̷̩̳̳̦͈̙͖̀͜c̵̡̞̼̤͊̂̆̉̔̀̊̓͝͠r̷̡̉̀͐̈́͑̀͌̂̎̇̅̚͝i̷̺̥̺̹̣͕͑̿̔̀̎̓̽̇́͊̏̂́̄̚f̸̲͙̬̦̭̫̃̆̀͛̋͂͋́̀͛̎į̷͇͓͉̦͔̫̥̖̝̺͚̫̣͂́̽̓̇̑̋̆̈́̚̕c̵̛̹̗̰̝͙̳͔̺̗̫̺̪̏͛̐̂̐͑͌̃̈͛̾̕͝͝ȩ̸̨͙̮̗̭̜̱̗͇̟͉̿͜ ̷̧̰̤̱̠̮̠̥͈̜͕̥͉͓̟̏͌̌̍̍͌̅̃̇̐͑͝y̵̖̐̈͗̈́̒̓̀͋̕ở̴̘̭̐̎͐͌u̵͓̍̾̽̀̃͋ř̵̝̫̘̙̗͊̀̎̊̀ͅ ̴̡̨̡̜̤͙̣͓̗͎̎̾̋͌͂͑̌̿̅̒͘͘a̸̡͚͊s̴̢̢̢̜̘͇̱̳̮̤̩̺̖̒͌̏̌̄͛̾͊͒̔̕͝s̵̭͚̒̍̇͗̋̈͊͠͠ ̴̨͙̻̊͂̋̂͛͌̿̀͌͒̎͐ǹ̵͚͖̭̺͔̫́͆̋̀́͐̑̄͆̏̋͋͝e̶͙̳̲̦̎̅̿̀̔͌͘x̵̩̠͚̓̎͆̇̋̈́͒̑̒̒͘̕͝ṫ̵̢͍̲͖̍.̷͎̫͎̜̯̼͖̰͓̩̽̅̇́͒̑̚͜ ̶̞̖͕̰̗̖͇̼̦͙̹͛̅̿̊ͅC̴̳̠̣͚͛̑̓̿̋̓̈́͆̆͝õ̵̡̫̘͉̜̙̱̰̻̠̺̮͜m̵͙̭̱̲̝̼̗͉̜͔͔͔̖̪͓̄̎̂̎̅͋̊̊͘̕ȇ̸͈̣̲̱̩̥͕̭̠̗̖̂͗̃̌̅͛̓̉̈̕̚͜͝ ̴̹̜̦̝͍͔͉̗̘̜̬̊̽̇̄̉̒̒̊̾̍̾͘͘͝͠ò̴̢̠̘͖͎̮͕́͊̂̐̈̀͑̅̑̑̚ͅn̵̘̥͔͖̉̔́̂̔̓̚ ̴̢̛̖̩̮̫̪̜̻̲̻͂̃͘b̵͍̈͗̈ǫ̶̭̼̉̌͜͜y̸͚͙̫͈̆͌̂͑͊͌̚͝s̷̢͍͈̮̠̹̮̙̝̆͒̏͐̈̆͑̔̑͝,̵̭̞͎͊͐̒̏́̚͝ ̷̺͕̠̯͈̤̙̝͔͚͕̓̌́̑̾̈́̒̾Ģ̵̫̪̮͕̲̦̝̙̱͕̔͌͐̾͗̎̎͊͗͒͂̕͝e̴̢͔͕̻͇̪̱̳̲̎̂̈́̉̈́͗̂͂̈́͒̈́́̈́̓̋͜t̸͚̞̓̔͐̒̂͐͋̕͘͝͝ ̶͙̫̔͗͝e̸͍̖̩̺̤̗̍͗̈́̆͛̔̚͠m̴̡̢̞̖̰̻̩̞͙͇̰̟̗̑̈́͌̓͗̃͒̇̍̏̎̚̕.̷̡̹͉̩͔̩̼̱́́̅͐̏͜͝

  • @g3nxcide_
    @g3nxcide_ ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My school got awarded for “the safeties school” in my country. While maybe a few years back a kid got their arm ripped of.

    • @HandIeDeezNuts
      @HandIeDeezNuts ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bloody hell, surprised they didn't get sued into bankruptcy

    • @goofy_man_productions4552
      @goofy_man_productions4552 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did their arm get caught on an elevator door or something? My god…

    • @Paleolithic_footage
      @Paleolithic_footage 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@goofy_man_productions4552what schools have lifts in them? Kids these days are living in luxury, jeez.

  • @no-pf7hz
    @no-pf7hz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    I love how he just shouts and insults his teachers

    • @zockingtroller7788
      @zockingtroller7788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's doing what he learned in school
      Nothing that actually matters

    • @dainisdanilevics6163
      @dainisdanilevics6163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zockingtroller7788 Idk if it is real...but in MY school,my teachers...INSULT themselfs...

    • @khaos1145
      @khaos1145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who doesn t

  • @AB-sz7mr
    @AB-sz7mr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +950

    Teacher: ‘There is no stupid question’
    Me: *asks question*
    Teacher: *YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN LISTENING!*

    • @Akumo69
      @Akumo69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Heh heh... 69th like

    • @breezyg7652
      @breezyg7652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Heh heh 75 likes my favorite number

    • @zinc_ave
      @zinc_ave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but what was the question ?

    • @clonepilotoddball4183
      @clonepilotoddball4183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      officer Bush a265616-254517461x2646164991948b

    • @Insp3kta_D3ckk
      @Insp3kta_D3ckk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So tru

  • @lilielf5652
    @lilielf5652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    School: sleep is important and you need ten hours a night.
    Also school: makes you wake up SO EARLY and come home SO LATE that it is physically impossible to get more than seven hours of sleep. And that's only if you join no clubs and skip all homework and studying.

    • @seraphywang4638
      @seraphywang4638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol. So true

    • @DarthVader1273
      @DarthVader1273 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Anna Elfers I can sympathize. A friend of mine has a kid that was on the football team and did the musical. And get this, this was ALL during a period of standardized tests. He went to school at 5:00 in the morning to lift weights for three hours, then he was in school for seven and a half hours, and he then had to stay for the rehearsal for the musical until 10:00 at night. Then, he had to stay up nearly three more hours studying for his tests. Not exactly his best time that year.

    • @seraphywang4638
      @seraphywang4638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@DarthVader1273
      My school of elemnetary had to go to school at 7am. Have a packet of work from each teacher like math, science, social studies, english, etc etc. This happened everyday btw. We were also required to join one club. Each one had a before school started time and after school time. So basically we come home at six or seven. Eat dinner and do the two hour homework. It was completely insane

    • @DarthVader1273
      @DarthVader1273 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seraphy Wang Wow. I don’t know how you managed to survive. Are you sure you aren’t Force sensitive?

    • @seraphywang4638
      @seraphywang4638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DarthVader1273
      Whats Force sensitive?

  • @gravelhands2968
    @gravelhands2968 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Imagining GradeA working in a school is one of the last jobs I would have expected

  • @ashii_ii
    @ashii_ii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2427

    Student: *is getting bullied*
    Teacher: eh, they're fine.
    Student: *uses phone in class*
    Teacher: DID I SAY YOU CAN USE THAT?!

    • @user-gl2hb6ys9y
      @user-gl2hb6ys9y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You didnt say i couldnt

    • @eric_t123
      @eric_t123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dont get me wrong. I think teachers and schools are stupid, but phones are actually a huge distraction

    • @charlenehaggard2480
      @charlenehaggard2480 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you say I can't?

    • @crxmbl236
      @crxmbl236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Teacher sees kid being bullied:
      Teacher sees kid with a hood up: *TO THE SHADOW REALM*

    • @nikku3184
      @nikku3184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      600th like

  • @peanutchu
    @peanutchu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1340

    I like apples.❌
    I really like the delicious fruit known as apples. ✅

    • @mincelamon1680
      @mincelamon1680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The school's sure hate George orwell's 6 rules of writing

    • @ODKBE
      @ODKBE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I quite enjoy the sweet taste of the deep crimson edible known as an "apple", of which its delectable flavor is a result of glucose build-up in a successful attempt to lure animals of all sorts to consume the delicious fruit and distribute its precious seeds throughout the environment to insure the growth of new trees, of which new apples shall be grown.

    • @siregg8528
      @siregg8528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I myself happen to enjoy a gastronomical ruby Red nutritious snack that goes by the term "Malus domestica" (or apple). I often enjoy the particularly crunchy exterior and the sweet inner vitamin-rich core that often brings thou a sense of joy

    • @woahablankman570
      @woahablankman570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I must inquire that in my honest opinion, I prefer the crimson red, scarlet shades fruitation of forests that are well know for being a strongly a tang-sweet flavor that allow most people to enjoy as well, as such as slices and is a basic fruit you may know, such a fruit does beg why it exists, but this isn't fucking English class. This absolute fruit I may discuss is the applitious wordicus. As once fucking English class said, to apple, or not to apple, that is thy question I must inquire. But in overall sense, such a nice partly cyanide seeded of a tree lifeform to help digestion and extended apple tree family and enjoyment of taste. I must inquire that this glucose snack is the flowered filling of said tree of Walliom Shookspare's Apple seed, he tasted that apples are incredible in the strength and the test department of how it preforms along as a wildlife snack.

    • @siregg8528
      @siregg8528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@woahablankman570 Ok you win

  • @FBG_SOLDIER
    @FBG_SOLDIER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1682

    Teacher: “If Jonny jumped off a bridge would you do it too?”
    Me: “I would jump first.”

    • @maggiehoffman6694
      @maggiehoffman6694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I would say it was the teachers fault *because*, SCHOOL is the reason people get depression

    • @wya.manuel429
      @wya.manuel429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      depression 100

    • @maggiehoffman6694
      @maggiehoffman6694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wya.manuel429 same

    • @MegoriMomori
      @MegoriMomori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Now THATS a *MOOD*

    • @doctorg0996
      @doctorg0996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Wish me luck, cuz I’m saying it next time the teachers say that.

  • @menosproblemos6993
    @menosproblemos6993 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I came five minutes late. Teacher talked for EIGHT minutes about how I was interrupting class by coming late.
    Just go on with the lesson, mate! I think I'll catch up on the rules of hand ball as we go. Students are just giving me quick glances. YOU'RE the main attraction trying to intimidate a confused child.

    • @markborishnikoff5485
      @markborishnikoff5485 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I got a detention for being 5 minutes late. Thankfully I paid 10 dollars and didn’t have to go.

  • @fordrollhaus9086
    @fordrollhaus9086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    I think the worst is: “Can I go to the bathroom?”
    “You mean MAY I go to the bathroom?”

    • @mattok101digitaltamer9
      @mattok101digitaltamer9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Thankfully, I *always* say "May".

    • @7drag0n
      @7drag0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      or "I dont know, *_CAN_* you?"
      I would just say "Yes." and leave
      wtf why does this shit response have 76 likes

    • @unistep1101
      @unistep1101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We always say,
      Cikgu nak gi tandas
      Which means
      Teacher i want to go to the toilet

    • @hikari27506
      @hikari27506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah my English teacher says they're the same thing

    • @fordrollhaus9086
      @fordrollhaus9086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MoonDustShine yeah that happens here in the USA, although they still let you go if it’s an “emergency,” which everyone acts like it is.

  • @sugarkitty2008
    @sugarkitty2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    On my last college course, they set a min and max word limit. There was only a minimum at the start of the course, but the majority of us in the class kept going way over it for the distinction grade. Teachers couldn't take having to read through so much text. One student wrote 12k words when the minimum was 2k, for example.

    • @electrorage4158
      @electrorage4158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      wow, your class went a little bit overboard

    • @CazzyVR
      @CazzyVR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@electrorage4158 I bet the 12k Kid fluffed the living shit out of that paper

    • @IGamingStation
      @IGamingStation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@CazzyVR he probably did it to troll his teacher lmao.

    • @jn.r
      @jn.r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@IGamingStation defo something I would do

    • @dr.vanilla9017
      @dr.vanilla9017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I could barely reach 1,000; 12k would be toture.

  • @CarsIntoCarsFromCars
    @CarsIntoCarsFromCars 8 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    I hate it when teachers say that you can't write the essay in one night, but then on a test, they make you write like 3 fucking essays in 2 hours.

    • @mickenac6110
      @mickenac6110 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol true

    • @realIanIANian
      @realIanIANian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True af
      I can finish the essays that are for homework in the 20 minutes they give us to start but the ones on the test are fuckin impossible

    • @Roblart
      @Roblart 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't have to do essays at the end of the school year tests. Lol

    • @noelic6744
      @noelic6744 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      All my life, I have done my homework only when I'm in school. I never do shit at home.

    • @harambe1366
      @harambe1366 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imposter

  • @Aerialyn
    @Aerialyn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    0:24 hidden message at the top
    "I got fired from my job as a teacher. Ain't that some s***? Anyways next video will be about being a teacher"

    • @Mr.WestcottX
      @Mr.WestcottX 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Should be. By grade A

  • @onegirlintheuniverse1721
    @onegirlintheuniverse1721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    “The amount of times I forged my dads signature I became better at it then my dad”
    That’s a mood

  • @Hunter36649
    @Hunter36649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2242

    "How do I pay taxes?, How do I get a house?"
    School: if John had 5 apples

    • @Void_Wars
      @Void_Wars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Nobody tell this kid how taxes are done…

    • @civilizedhuman7875
      @civilizedhuman7875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      If bob the thief stole John”s apples , how many apples does John have ???
      Sentence of 50 words
      (Insert)

    • @Hunter36649
      @Hunter36649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@civilizedhuman7875 lol

    • @TakerKaneanite619
      @TakerKaneanite619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I mean, it's really important to know that John had 5 Apples at one point. Good for him.

    • @garfeldi7860
      @garfeldi7860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      If John Had 5 Apples,And An Owl Flew At 2.3 Miles Per Hour,Calculate The Mass Of The Sun

  • @ghostingsalmonella
    @ghostingsalmonella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    My friend ended up getting a bladder issue because the teacher wouldn’t let her go to the restroom
    edit: she didn’t go before class so kinda her fault but that teacher never let anyone go to the restroom-

    • @jazzy.melanie5051
      @jazzy.melanie5051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      If it's a permanent illness they should sue the teacher

    • @ghostingsalmonella
      @ghostingsalmonella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Bil.Mel.Aurora it was not permanent thankfully

    • @clawtoothda1official334
      @clawtoothda1official334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      R.I.P. your amigo

    • @allergies9099
      @allergies9099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@ghostingsalmonella they should sue the teacher either way

    • @yuliblanc
      @yuliblanc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      oh shit

  • @bluecyclone3500
    @bluecyclone3500 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Carpets add warmth, texture, and color to a room, while also reducing noise and providing comfort underfoot. They come in a wide variety of designs, materials and sizes.

  • @pikapika7289
    @pikapika7289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    Scientists: Children need at least 8 hours of sleep
    Schools: 3, take it or leave it

  • @wombat4191
    @wombat4191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    I had a biology/geography teacher that was hated by everyone. One of her staple ways of demotivating pupils was to ask things about homeworks in the beginning of the lecture. That's not so bad in on itself, but if we got more than one question wrong, she scolded us for not doing our homework, and some stupid punishment assignment followed. And some questions were weirdly specific, as if she assumed all of us had perfect memory. So everybody quickly learned not to answer her questions, because she would punish us if we made an error. Then she wondered why no one wanted to answer, and concluded that no one had done their homework.
    So there was no winning with her, we often got scolded and punished no matter what we did. So as a result of this, guess what felt like a fruitless effort? That's right, doing our homework!
    And the worst part was that she lived near where I lived. So I had to see her stupid face when walking my dog as well.

    • @averydae1810
      @averydae1810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What kind of punishment

    • @JojoEditor1970
      @JojoEditor1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Why u describing my situation.

    • @Inurwalls02
      @Inurwalls02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      everyone hates my high school biology teacher. it's like she has a hard time imagining that not every kid is perectly normal and can learn shit no problem and in no time. basically she thinks that if there is a student who doesn't understand what i said or explained, then they are either not paying attention or they're just too stupid to understand this course and needs special help. a classmate who's one of my best friends had to switch schools and everything bcoz he was so behind. but it's not his fault. it's just that she refuses to repeat herself and therefore we end up not understanding anything.

    • @bomza76
      @bomza76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Details on the punishment assignments

    • @Maximus20778
      @Maximus20778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why does this sound like my mom for some reason

  • @RagingGoldenEagle
    @RagingGoldenEagle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3665

    Oooo, on the topic of PE, nothing beats having your class's mile run scheduled right after lunch on an 85 degree day!

    • @MrOplef
      @MrOplef 9 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      I took marching band in high school to avoid this

    • @savagegaming9743
      @savagegaming9743 9 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Come to AZ when its summer and try to run laps. You'll be crispy like bacon

    • @youtubeaccount9636
      @youtubeaccount9636 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You're right, you should just ask the teacher to hold your purse and heels and go back inside so you don't get your dress dirty, princess

    • @RagingGoldenEagle
      @RagingGoldenEagle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      A very long username that covers 85% of the screen
      I don't wanna hear that from a whiny beta that can't feel like a "real man" unless he's putting down everyone around him.

    • @youtubeaccount9636
      @youtubeaccount9636 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Raging Golden Eagle Then stop bitching about having to do a little running when it's a little hot outside

  • @Limabeans-hk1on
    @Limabeans-hk1on ปีที่แล้ว +6

    In my school if too many people were in the washroom during break they would kick them all out and would give the same"use the washroom at break" excuse like come on

  • @sbbentler4803
    @sbbentler4803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1054

    Computer: *has 67 viruses, is shutting down and is blowing out smoke*
    Teacher: “yeah I think restarting the computer should fix it.”

    • @sbbentler4803
      @sbbentler4803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Simon Wilson-Brown Haha yea

    • @itzpoizonn1177
      @itzpoizonn1177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      add 2 viruses

    • @ashanashanashanashana
      @ashanashanashanashana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@itzpoizonn1177 nice

    • @TheHispanicUsername
      @TheHispanicUsername 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      and h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢E̸̖̪̱͚ͨ̀͜ḻ̸͈ͧ͑̓̓̀͡p̶̸̨̺͊̍̒̓̀ m̶̷͔ͪ̽͡E̸̖̪̱͚ͨ̀͜ s̩͙͖̋͛͟j̧͉̺̤̎ͯf̷̵̫̞̉͢j̧͉̺̤̎ͯf̷̵̫̞̉͢j̧͉̺̤̎ͯs̩͙͖̋͛͟j̧͉̺̤̎ͯj̧͉̺̤̎ͯd̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜j̧͉̺̤̎ͯd̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜û̶͙̽̿͆̈d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟b̵̸͙̅̽͡ͅę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊û̶͙̽̿͆̈f̷̵̫̞̉͢i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢f̷̵̫̞̉͢i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊v̸̵̝͙͆̈ͤf̷̵̫̞̉͢i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟c̷̹͖͋́̃t̴͕͖͓̀c̷̹͖͋́̃û̶͙̽̿͆̈ẅ̷̷̢̟͇͈̒b̵̸͙̅̽͡ͅb̵̸͙̅̽͡ͅt̴͕͖͓̀g̴̶̛̮̣͙͠ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊

    • @ziyadelbouhali6156
      @ziyadelbouhali6156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True mate

  • @DarthJoJoSage47
    @DarthJoJoSage47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2275

    This is literally the most relatable person ever and im not even from Britain.

    • @mrred4978
      @mrred4978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Same

    • @Cairotineo
      @Cairotineo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's indian

    • @Malik-td2ft
      @Malik-td2ft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Cairotineo more of a hybrid mate, british-indian

    • @rileycumberbirch102
      @rileycumberbirch102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I am from Britain and it is even more relatable

    • @samuraikirky3829
      @samuraikirky3829 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rileycumberbirch102 that's facts

  • @zurp6494
    @zurp6494 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2700

    When you go to the nurse and you broke your leg and the nurse says "Here's an ice pack"

    • @noma_9224
      @noma_9224 7 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      ryryko10 and it's not even cold

    • @underscorekay
      @underscorekay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I hit my head on the bar of the swing somehow, and all I got was an icepack. Like seriously? If it was any worse, I could of cracked my skull!

    • @imcheatingthesystem1363
      @imcheatingthesystem1363 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ryryko10 OMG I BROKE MY ARM AND THAT LEGIT HAPPENED TO ME THEN I TRIED TO PULL OUT MY CHAIR AND FELL ON THE FLOOR CRYING

    • @imaweeaboo8092
      @imaweeaboo8092 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ryryko10 had a bad stomach ache once and all she did was give me was nothing...

    • @pmc614
      @pmc614 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      ryryko10 *has bullet in scrotum. parasitic infestation in digestive system. peeing blood. has knife in eye. alien embryo in lungs.* Nurse: heres a cough drop sweaty.

  • @lilzisokatgeography
    @lilzisokatgeography ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Im a brit and this guy swearing is basically most of the guys here, I love it

  • @ashlynndiviney6326
    @ashlynndiviney6326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3200

    Im looking for that one person in the comments who actually took there time to write a 200 word essay on carpets..

  • @miaaa5966
    @miaaa5966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    Our teachers were the best:
    When we wanted to go to the toilet during class, they told us that we should have gone in the break time right, but when you actually DID try to go in the break time, there was a teacher standing in front of the door saying we can't go in because we have to spend the break outside! What the fuck??

    • @kinginkorionthesplatoonmul573
      @kinginkorionthesplatoonmul573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Sometimes I feel like adults are dumber then kids

    • @opanawalkman8246
      @opanawalkman8246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yo wtf

    • @daviniarobbins9298
      @daviniarobbins9298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      You should have said, 'Fine, I will just pee against the wall here.'

    • @bluepeng8895
      @bluepeng8895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Teacher: “Sorry, you can’t go. You have to spend break time outside”
      Me: “Fine. I guess I’ll go take a piss outside your class. You fat bastard”

    • @sandyg4646
      @sandyg4646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      What kind of teacher blocks you from using the bathroom?

  • @OJrege
    @OJrege 2 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    I personally applaud whoever pees themselves or worse to prove the point of teachers saying that they should have gone to the bathroom. They deserve a medal

    • @marbo_mogus
      @marbo_mogus ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Bruh I did. I once got diarrhoea and the teacher didn’t let me go to the toilet, so instead I shat myself to prove the point and it surprisingly didn’t cost me anything other than loads of people staring at me. Everyone in my school hate the teacher.

    • @OJrege
      @OJrege ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@marbo_mogus respect you brotha

    • @Eugene_Black
      @Eugene_Black ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And new clothes

    • @Messup7654
      @Messup7654 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wish in middle school I would’ve went in the corner and pooped and peed not on myself on whatever is in that corner just to prove myself but too much fockers with power so I would’ve got destroyed

    • @yueshengx4288
      @yueshengx4288 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      in primary school, my teacher wouldn't let me pee because I DIDN'T FINISH MY LUNCH, I was already full so I asked her a few more times, but noooooo of course I couldn't go, so I started to munch my bread, because I really needed to go, a few minutes later my teacher asked me why I was sitting in a yellow pool, I said I was full

  • @techzoot7748
    @techzoot7748 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was like in 4th grade once and me and my tablemates decided to dab together. I was the last one to dab, and apparently the teacher assistant saw me and deemed it as "distracting". I ended up getting sent to the time-out chair, while my tablemates just sat there with confusion.

  • @issp9733
    @issp9733 6 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    If the bell doesn’t dismiss me then it doesn’t determine when I arrive

  • @mindlesscargo
    @mindlesscargo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1787

    *Teacher give you 30 pages of work*
    Kid: what if we don't finish
    Teacher: well you should finish. It's not like I'm overloading you with work.
    Kid: yeah but we have 30 minutes
    Teacher: shut up jimmy, I could do it in 10.
    *Teacher sits down and plays solitaire on her phone*

    • @j0k3rofhearts65
      @j0k3rofhearts65 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      LMAO

    • @TheVisualParrot
      @TheVisualParrot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      soo true

    • @bosnian5385
      @bosnian5385 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      bro that acually happend to me

    • @itzzsliver6520
      @itzzsliver6520 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro The Put a Comment That Is So Long XD NAH JKJKJK Do Whatever U Want And Sometimes That is Ture

    • @rhyshj5456
      @rhyshj5456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A teacher said a similar thing to me and I said go on then do it and they finished 10 mins after everyone else

  • @milanvaze2594
    @milanvaze2594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    The bit where he said
    “What if I’d had Indian food the night before?.” Killed me

  • @x-playsilver8947
    @x-playsilver8947 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Hearing people talking British is so funny💀

    • @lukaslilley9917
      @lukaslilley9917 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      British isn’t a language

    • @Paleolithic_footage
      @Paleolithic_footage 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mate British isn't a language

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Talk british" 😭

  • @waluigicultmember2539
    @waluigicultmember2539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5003

    Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: I don't know, can you?
    Me: Yes. *shits on floor*

    • @broddajanes6910
      @broddajanes6910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Just imagined that and laughed mah ass off

    • @mentoristicleaf6037
      @mentoristicleaf6037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      *gets in trouble*

    • @Reactiontime6000
      @Reactiontime6000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Me: yes I can runs out of class and slams door*

    • @jbmst1450
      @jbmst1450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lets get schwifty

    • @GooseDuck_
      @GooseDuck_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XD

  • @KHADDY121
    @KHADDY121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    i remember i got a detention for dropping my exercise book and the teacher flipped all like "you are disrupting the class on purpose and you are an attention seeker" like what i literally just dropped my fucking book

    • @kiwi_2_official
      @kiwi_2_official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
      Lawjik

    • @hessexm8065
      @hessexm8065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *visible confusion*

    • @KHADDY121
      @KHADDY121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @ForeverIron it wasn't a hard cover book, it was a soft note book that has thin flimsy cardboard as the cover. like i meant to drop it, like anyone ever means to drop shit especially when moving through crowds of pre pubescent kids just to get to a class that is the least engaging and interesting of all subjects

    • @miel_riv3rs
      @miel_riv3rs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @ForeverIron Plot Twist: You're the teacher.

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @ForeverIron “Don’t drop hardcover books” as if he meant to drop it

  • @Woofnberg
    @Woofnberg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1380

    Luckily I taught myself to sleep for 4 hours.

    • @cnb98
      @cnb98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      * taught *

    • @Woofnberg
      @Woofnberg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@cnb98 Gee thanks.

    • @Isaack_Valdez
      @Isaack_Valdez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cnb98 it’s the same thing

    • @daddyplankton5855
      @daddyplankton5855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It seems for a year straight I was only sleeping 2 hours a night. No wonder I was asleep pretty much the entire weekend

    • @alexthewolf3179
      @alexthewolf3179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @AbstractS04
    @AbstractS04 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That word limit was bonkers back when I did GCSEs. Thankfully, English teacher was okay with me going 5 words over the limit because it included my name, title of the essay and date

    • @JohnDoe-h4n
      @JohnDoe-h4n หลายเดือนก่อน

      You have the same pfp as my steam account

  • @abdirahmanahmed202
    @abdirahmanahmed202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1150

    School: A child needs 10 hours of sleep.
    Also school: Well yes, but no.

    • @HKoopman
      @HKoopman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      We ride at dawn

    • @souvlaki._
      @souvlaki._ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Haha my school starts at 9:10 but we get like 3 hours of sleep anyway because of all the homework

    • @potatoesareneat746
      @potatoesareneat746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same we also start at 9:00 but they also have study hall during the day so we get most or sometimes all of it.

    • @wozeeee
      @wozeeee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My school starts at 8:10

    • @keilahdelilah8738
      @keilahdelilah8738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My school starts at 8:00

  • @info-chan2049
    @info-chan2049 6 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    This channel is so much better than you'd think. I mean...
    Strange animation? Check.
    Bad language? Check.
    Amusing voice? Check.
    Offending humor? Check.

    • @windows7254
      @windows7254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      giggling.trumpet.official sad that he doesn't upload anymore

    • @papyrusthecatmeow669
      @papyrusthecatmeow669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aww😞

    • @aspoonage2118
      @aspoonage2118 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uploading Good content? Nah.

    • @mralt5419
      @mralt5419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He sounds like a mad irish-brit

    • @ashutoshgoit9540
      @ashutoshgoit9540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aspoonage2118 he is actually better than every Modern day TH-camr, lol.

  • @siregg8528
    @siregg8528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3785

    Funny story: once my teacher punished me for talking.
    During a group project

  • @sweeteyes7
    @sweeteyes7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:46 Funny story, I go to a private school in Kansas and one of the teachers we had (he left a year ago) was named Mr. Randall. He wasn't our geography teacher though, he was one of the science teachers