In defense of the guy that chose the gorilla, Silverback Gorillas are actually pretty chill creatures, keep your distance, stay low, and it'll leave you alone.
True but seven black mambas in a mall is probably really easy to deal with especially since you could probably find some tools that could help you capture them and then contain them in a container such as like a bucket with a lid
@@Ashleytheglitch well if I remember they are black and mall floors are white. Malls are vary big and as long as you stay somewhere that's open (like the main area or a good court) you should be fine. If you're near a shop just be vary careful and you'll make it fine.. hell I'll probably last a week in that situation
Oh also if you grab a snake by the back of the head you should be able to stop it from biting you to put it somewhere to trap it...a silverback gorilla is bigger or as big as you and can basically attack you for looking at it sideways if it's upside or feeling territorial
13:25 In this scenario the gorilla is the best choice because gorillas are typically not hostile unless provoked, and if you're in a mall there are plenty of places you can go to stay out of the gorilla's way. Black Mambas however are venomous asf and a single bite would be more than enough to kill you.
Fair but also Black Mambas (and snakes in general) will opt for flight over fight every time. They don’t want to bite, but if you keep bothering them even after they say “hey back off” yeah it’s an unpleasant bite. It’s honestly an either or situation
@@RectrixxI know this is a year old, but apparently gorillas don’t give a shit when you’re in their territory provided you don’t threaten them, which is weird but y’know they’re vegan pacifists so I suppose it makes sense
13:03 fun fact, gorillas are timid, and fighting other gorillas, humans, or anything that might harm them is typically a last resort or if they feel there is no other option, so basically not pissing it off or smiling at them will keep you alive
bro literally malls are full of small little places that a big-ass gorilla can't get into. like catch me in the ceiling vents gorilla aint no match for guerrilla warfare
@@Rectrixx black mambas are a whole different story they are aggressive as fuck and you can close the gate on a shop to stay safe from the gorilla just in case but with 7 black mambas they will track your ass and can go through the bars and chase your ass till they kill you they will not quit till your dead and their next meal.
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that tiktok about the going back home to see their mom when asked about the war, perfectly synced with the original audio lmao, the original was i think a squad gameplay clip of them in a helicopter and he happened to be sniped in the seat next to him
Here's the thing about the gorilla vs. Black Mambas... Gorillas aren't aggressive, it's only movies and TV that make you think they are. If you don't make eye contact with it and keep your distance, the gorilla won't want anything to do with you.
@@Rectrixx You make a good point, to be sure, but a mall is a mall; there are plenty of other places the you can go, especially different floors. Again, out of sight, out of mind. This isn't to mention the fact that it's a _silverback gorilla._ It'll probably bust out of there after the first couple of hours. Thanks for the heart and response, by the way, Rec!
5:26 for all who wondering this does work, i even sometimes by glass root beer just to do this, in fact all you have to do is use a butter knife at keep hitting the top of the bottle and the top will pop off because of pressure
Why's it horrible tho? Nobody should care that much about people they don't know, like 200000 people a die a day and even more as I make this comment thanks to wars, chill 😂
While 7 mambas are extremely dangerous. You're in a mall, you can defeat this venomous snake with a bucket and some duct tape. Then chill for your remaining hours.
the podcast one with the gorilla and the snakes, they have one where one of them is having trouble talking because they drank too much caffeine, i bet that would make em both laugh hysterically
Gorilla vs mamba personally when i thought it was ONE mamba if it spawned in an area i could see then gg you can avoid them. 7 of them are too many to casually track. I dont know how to trap snakes, like how to get them to go somewhere. The GOOD news is both black mamba and gorilla's are passive creatures. Dont get to close to them and dont make them think you are a threat and they would be more comfortable raiding food stands/finding a place to hide
I feel like a more efficient way to get ice off your car is to use discount card on the outer rim and then pull the middle sheet of ice off. The discount card got 50% of the ice off with just the outer rim. Efficient
This video popped up on the autoplay and I had to rewatch it because its probably the best or one of the best Rectrixx videos because there are so many great tik toks in it plus Grizzy’s reactions
My animal choice depends on the type of mall. If it’s a two floor mall, definitely the mambas. They’re not gonna chase you up and down a flight of stairs. Plus, they’re not gonna be Mission Impossible stealth attacking you like a Spec Ops mission. The gorilla is prolly gonna be chill if you just stay away from him though
15:35 for the the answer is black mamba. If you think about it. A silverback gorilla trapped in a mall it’s going to freak out and attack anything including you. They are also super fast when they wanna be so the chances of you trying to outrun one is slim. For the black mambas they will only attack IF provoked that’s like with all snakes. Snakes just don’t go out and decide one day they gonna hunt a human no no. They only attack if said human gets way to close to their territory, traps them in a corner, or feels any sort of threat.
13:01 you know the funniest part about this? There is a correct answer, and it's the Gorilla. Unlike what most people think, Gorillas are actually pretty passive unless you do something to piss them off, and this includes the Silverbacks. Meanwhile, Black Mambas are the most unnecessarily aggressive species on planet earth, they have venom that can kill incredibly quickly, and most importantly, THEY CAN OUTRUN YOU.
I feel like the black mambas would be easier to survive because gorillas are very aggressive and probably very territorial (i dont know much about gorillas) however mambas are actually very scared of humans and won’t attack, chase, or bite you unless they feel threatened so if you just sit in the snack isle where you have food and stuff and you don’t bother the mambas and just mind your business you will be fine
The thing with the gorilla or snake video is that gorilla is 100% the right choice to make because odds are it wont kill you, the black mambas on the other hand if you get bit by one you are dead within 30 minutes
the 1 Gorilla vs 7 black Mamba. questions 1 are they bloodlusted or natural state? 2 do the mambas start together or just randomly through out the mall ? 3 can we kill them ? for a bloodlusted Gorilla not much is going to get it to stop. they are fast as fuck move at 25 mph. they are strong as fuck standard doors wont last long and will only slow them. maybe get it tripped up in clothes or tables of food courts. maybe the backrooms and hope for a metal door to block its path off or lock it up. what ever you do its on sight and you can't out run it so have a planned path of escape. or things to use to block or slow it down. gumballs marbles soup the floors or just clothes to throw in its face. for a bloodlusted Mambas they aren't as fast 12 mph so you can probably weave them through some stuff and lose them. not as strong so doors are easy path blockers. try to herd them into a backroom together and long weapons or tools will make that easier. for bloodlusted Mambas scattered through out the mall. fear everything and have escape paths to follow and be safe. use something long like a broom or something as a shield at all times. probably can still herd and lock them up but will just be harder to do. for a natural state Gorilla it will probably end up in a food court some where and just be snacking. just avoid that area and your safe. if your worried just go grab something big to swing around to scare it away. like a shovel. smack that on the ground and most things will probably run from the loud ass sound it makes. for a natural state Mamba have broom and just tap stuff and make noise most snakes will just leave you alone. they will end up in corners or under stuff and you will probably never seen them so not much to worry. they might all end up in the loading areas chasing rats or something. if you can kill them. well there is a ton of tools weapons and sports stuff all over. even some malls have gun stores. so basically just take your pick and do your best to get there first.
Here's my take on Surviving in a mall with a Silverback Gorilla or 7 Black mambas. Gorillas are passive and chill until you piss them off or scare them. You're fine if they're fine. Black Mambas are on demon time 24/7
So, fun fact, gorillas are peaceful and afraid of rain. If one approaches you, slowly lower yourself. They’ll check you out, then leave you alone. Easy money
At the snake vs gorilla argument, gorilla is easier to deal with cause he just wont go my way, most animals to want to mess with humans. While snakes if theu get hungry, or you fail to noticed them, they will retaliate
the one at 14:00, the gorilla is the right choice. The questions was just would you survive in a mall with the animal. Gorillas are territorial. As long as you don't go up to him, he won't try shit. Black Mambas will hunt you tf down
@@Rectrixx I think that’s true as well. But they are still predatory creatures, and if they’re hungry they will hunt. There might be a few mice here and there they could grab, but it’s harder to know where they have set up, and it’s harder to spot them in general. So if there aren’t mice, and it is an abandoned mall meaning there’s nothing in there food wise, or just product wise, they’re comin for ya if they find you before the mice. At least, that’s how I think it’d happen.
black mambas would only attack if threatened meanwhile a gorilla would just attack you so as long as you stay away from the black mambas you would be fine.
The Gorilla and Black Mamba clip was so funny. I’d definitely choose black mambas. Obvious answer is that 1. BMs, like any other snake, sense by smell and humans aren’t on the menu. 2. They are extremely shy and will do everything to avoid you😅Grizzy is definitely dying before 10hrs😂
@@jackthegamr3642 Was that gorillas or chimpanzees? Gorillas will warn (beating their chests, it sounds goofy af but it’s a message) before squarin up.
@@alecLogan its gorillas, gorillas are not aggressive animals unless u give them a reason to attack u otherwise youll be fine theyre not gonna waste their energy on someone small like a person
12:34 This dude sounds like he voices a character in an animated series. Doesn’t even seem like it’s his voice. 😂 14:44 I’m with the white guy. I can see the snake & avoid it. Also top speed of the mamba is 12mph, top speed of a silverback gorilla is 25mph. 20:36 This is why I identify with Pezzy the most. 😂
honestly im goin w snakes. snakes will live ab anywere and as long as i dont bother them theyll be fine, but that gorrila is in an unknown environment for it doesnt know how long and is scared and doesnt know were to get food, im not ab to be food
7 Black Mambas all day. You guys overestimate how much snakes can and want to move. They will fins a nice warm area to hide in and stay there for months.
17:30 bro that reminded me this week in gym class when i went to change and it smelled bad everywere then i saw some of my friends come out of the second changing room for guys laughing their asses off so i went inside and saw that somebody took a shit in the urinal
Idk about the mamba vs gorilla thing. I mean gorillas could be good. If it's a Silverback, maybe not. If it's a female or younger, maybe. Depends on the gorilla's personality. Also they don't know for sure how strong gorillas are.
Once at work I got mad when our sister company kept messing things up and making it so our warehouse was just in chaos and I then proceeded to take said anger out on a wood pallet by throwing it and ripping it apart. Some of my coworkers still stay far away from me lol
That gorilla or black mamba shit is too easy. You in an abandoned mall, you go with a gorilla, just give em some bananas you can find in a fresh produce area
13:04 whole mall okay choices 1.) full sized gorilla, mobility and power so youre stuck hiding 2.) a snake thats gonna be cold and have a hard time moving on polished floors- grab one of those posts with those seat belt "lines" and crack the mf- *vico tory* gorilla would pull my spine out of my ass no matter how calm n cool i try to be i will be the gorilla to that poor snake, this is survival
dude on the left just assumes the snake was given a whole mission to end your ass none the less a whole dossier ABOUT your dumbass its a snake even pissy ones you can EASILY outrun (as long as you can see em outside of striking range, yes you, hypothetical commenter got me there) theres no "oh you hear the gorilla from ___ far away" its already too late pretty much, theyre cool as fuck but even a foreign smell will get them curious- suddenly they find you curled up in a cabinet and bam youre a pummeled pancake
If y'all enjoyed this and wanna see more make sure to comment who you'd wanna see me do it with in the future
Watching memes with mazz would be a bloodbath😂
mmm pretty sure I'm subscribing =]
At least a few more with kruz or sum how bring blarg into this
You should do one with Smii7y also love your content and just realized I wasn't subed but I am now
if you could somehow worm your way into getting blarg to react
In defense of the guy that chose the gorilla, Silverback Gorillas are actually pretty chill creatures, keep your distance, stay low, and it'll leave you alone.
True but seven black mambas in a mall is probably really easy to deal with especially since you could probably find some tools that could help you capture them and then contain them in a container such as like a bucket with a lid
@@doodlefox.0.5ok but HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SEEM THEM?!
@@Ashleytheglitch well if I remember they are black and mall floors are white. Malls are vary big and as long as you stay somewhere that's open (like the main area or a good court) you should be fine.
If you're near a shop just be vary careful and you'll make it fine.. hell I'll probably last a week in that situation
@doodlefox.0.5 right??
Oh also if you grab a snake by the back of the head you should be able to stop it from biting you to put it somewhere to trap it...a silverback gorilla is bigger or as big as you and can basically attack you for looking at it sideways if it's upside or feeling territorial
13:25 In this scenario the gorilla is the best choice because gorillas are typically not hostile unless provoked, and if you're in a mall there are plenty of places you can go to stay out of the gorilla's way. Black Mambas however are venomous asf and a single bite would be more than enough to kill you.
I;d imagine they sense the mall as their territory so you just being there could be enough
Fair but also Black Mambas (and snakes in general) will opt for flight over fight every time. They don’t want to bite, but if you keep bothering them even after they say “hey back off” yeah it’s an unpleasant bite. It’s honestly an either or situation
@@RectrixxI know this is a year old, but apparently gorillas don’t give a shit when you’re in their territory provided you don’t threaten them, which is weird but y’know they’re vegan pacifists so I suppose it makes sense
13:03 fun fact, gorillas are timid, and fighting other gorillas, humans, or anything that might harm them is typically a last resort or if they feel there is no other option, so basically not pissing it off or smiling at them will keep you alive
same with snakes tho
Yeah, but are they timid when they've been kidnapped and forced into a dark empty mall?
bro literally malls are full of small little places that a big-ass gorilla can't get into. like catch me in the ceiling vents gorilla aint no match for guerrilla warfare
@@ons1m598 But why spend 24 hours in a vent when you can just close a door. Snakes cant do much to a locked door.
@@Rectrixx black mambas are a whole different story they are aggressive as fuck and you can close the gate on a shop to stay safe from the gorilla just in case but with 7 black mambas they will track your ass and can go through the bars and chase your ass till they kill you they will not quit till your dead and their next meal.
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he was thinking of the wildest scenarios
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13:03 I know Gorillas are actually pretty chill, but remember: snakes can't open doors! (The "Sodie-Pop" had me laughing up a lung ong)
The go-to sleep one was to perfect 😂😂😂 7:51
LMAO
i’m so glad grizzy & I laugh at everything, I relate so hard. but then I relate to rec being like “I hope you find this funny” 😂
last thing i need is him sitting in silence at stuff i thought was hilarious LOL
@@Rectrixx being IRL donowalled is not great😅
that tiktok about the going back home to see their mom when asked about the war, perfectly synced with the original audio lmao, the original was i think a squad gameplay clip of them in a helicopter and he happened to be sniped in the seat next to him
Here's the thing about the gorilla vs. Black Mambas... Gorillas aren't aggressive, it's only movies and TV that make you think they are. If you don't make eye contact with it and keep your distance, the gorilla won't want anything to do with you.
they dont like people invading their space though, and the mall very well might be perceived as 'their space'
@@Rectrixx You make a good point, to be sure, but a mall is a mall; there are plenty of other places the you can go, especially different floors. Again, out of sight, out of mind. This isn't to mention the fact that it's a _silverback gorilla._ It'll probably bust out of there after the first couple of hours.
Thanks for the heart and response, by the way, Rec!
There we go. The collab of reactions I wanted to see 😂😂
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Definitely more reacts with Grizzy! Maybe one with puffer as well
Perhaps
13:09 I love seeing tiktoks from The You Should Know Podcast 😂Cam and Peyton are funny as shit, especially when Cam is baffled by Peyton's dumbass
Nah they are fr hilarious, the combo is a W
the full video of the Gorilla vs Black Momba got me lol .... "why are you on a carousel !? " lol
he had the most outlandish reasons LMAO as if a gorilla aint gonna notice you on a carousel either
5:26 for all who wondering this does work, i even sometimes by glass root beer just to do this, in fact all you have to do is use a butter knife at keep hitting the top of the bottle and the top will pop off because of pressure
Showing the homies your liked videos is brave, glad Grizzy enjoyed them hehe (also that "dead at" trend is horrible..... the heck)
yeah its wild, but some of them are mad funny
Wish K.Block whas that kind of a prank but sadly it isnt ...
Why's it horrible tho? Nobody should care that much about people they don't know, like 200000 people a die a day and even more as I make this comment thanks to wars, chill 😂
Famous line from grizzly 'time to make sandwich'
While 7 mambas are extremely dangerous.
You're in a mall, you can defeat this venomous snake with a bucket and some duct tape. Then chill for your remaining hours.
5 head, although I would never wanna test that
For the "if I miss this I have ADHD" where Rectrixx asked "what makes you think if stuff like this?" ADHD. ADHD does that.
yeah you know fair point
7:57 Lmfao I'm literally in tears from repeating like 10 times 🤣
LMAO
You know what? I'm glad I found you.
I can't remember if it was through Smiity or Grizzy, I'm pretty sure it was one of the two, but I'm glad I did.
I’m glad you did too!
I'd definitely go with the gorilla! And I'll enjoy that sodi pop too!
LMAOOO
14:07 gorillas dont attack random people for no reason, if you lock yourself in a room, they will just mind their own business
the podcast one with the gorilla and the snakes, they have one where one of them is having trouble talking because they drank too much caffeine, i bet that would make em both laugh hysterically
they seem like 2 funny hosts
@@Rectrixx they really really are, it’s hilarious
10:19 Grizzy reacting like he knows that specific pain.
LOL
Rectrixx could pull off a good Dooo impression.
I genuinely dont hear it
The one at 7:50 got me but the one at 13:25 cracked me up lmao
the podcast clip was legendary
Gorilla vs mamba personally when i thought it was ONE mamba if it spawned in an area i could see then gg you can avoid them. 7 of them are too many to casually track. I dont know how to trap snakes, like how to get them to go somewhere. The GOOD news is both black mamba and gorilla's are passive creatures. Dont get to close to them and dont make them think you are a threat and they would be more comfortable raiding food stands/finding a place to hide
React to more memes with heavenly father. The chaos he brings is hilarious.
def will!
that gorilla podcast is my favorite thing ever
has me dying every time
15:00 haven't laughed this hard In like 2 years my god.
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@@Rectrixx Big W
I feel like a more efficient way to get ice off your car is to use discount card on the outer rim and then pull the middle sheet of ice off. The discount card got 50% of the ice off with just the outer rim. Efficient
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This video popped up on the autoplay and I had to rewatch it because its probably the best or one of the best Rectrixx videos because there are so many great tik toks in it plus Grizzy’s reactions
Love this type of content. Keep it up!
5:51 she looks exactly like Jack-Jack's babysitter from the Incredibles wtf
LMAOOO
I know for a fact Grizzy Forreal about his pockets on the kitchen cabinets because he’s said this before and he used that same example 😂
My animal choice depends on the type of mall. If it’s a two floor mall, definitely the mambas. They’re not gonna chase you up and down a flight of stairs. Plus, they’re not gonna be Mission Impossible stealth attacking you like a Spec Ops mission. The gorilla is prolly gonna be chill if you just stay away from him though
Snakes most the time won’t bother you if you stay calm and don’t move
agreed and facts
For he gorilla and mamba one there's a store in my mall that sells swords I'm grabbing one and straight up cutting down the snakes
15:35 for the the answer is black mamba. If you think about it. A silverback gorilla trapped in a mall it’s going to freak out and attack anything including you. They are also super fast when they wanna be so the chances of you trying to outrun one is slim. For the black mambas they will only attack IF provoked that’s like with all snakes. Snakes just don’t go out and decide one day they gonna hunt a human no no. They only attack if said human gets way to close to their territory, traps them in a corner, or feels any sort of threat.
The fact that I love this video so much that if I see this as the first recommended video after one I am watching I watch this after lol
Awesome vid! Watched it instead of getting ready for school this morning👍
lmao big W
You don’t know if the gorilla chill like that or not. They could be the biggest homie you got
Should try get kruz in one she does solo. Would be great for a combined one
Def will try!
13:01 you know the funniest part about this? There is a correct answer, and it's the Gorilla. Unlike what most people think, Gorillas are actually pretty passive unless you do something to piss them off, and this includes the Silverbacks. Meanwhile, Black Mambas are the most unnecessarily aggressive species on planet earth, they have venom that can kill incredibly quickly, and most importantly, THEY CAN OUTRUN YOU.
This dudes a machine
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I feel like the black mambas would be easier to survive because gorillas are very aggressive and probably very territorial (i dont know much about gorillas) however mambas are actually very scared of humans and won’t attack, chase, or bite you unless they feel threatened so if you just sit in the snack isle where you have food and stuff and you don’t bother the mambas and just mind your business you will be fine
The thing with the gorilla or snake video is that gorilla is 100% the right choice to make because odds are it wont kill you, the black mambas on the other hand if you get bit by one you are dead within 30 minutes
5:30 I thought it was gonna be the Samurai “Yooooooooo” thing
GAH DAMN, RECTRIXX!! These be funny asf
You got this up quick! Great video rec :)
speedran this one LMAO
@@Rectrixx literally, not even 24 hrs from the live stream
15:26 not Grizzy sounding like jimmy from South Park 🤣
the 1 Gorilla vs 7 black Mamba.
questions
1 are they bloodlusted or natural state?
2 do the mambas start together or just randomly through out the mall ?
3 can we kill them ?
for a bloodlusted Gorilla
not much is going to get it to stop. they are fast as fuck move at 25 mph. they are strong as fuck standard doors wont last long and will only slow them. maybe get it tripped up in clothes or tables of food courts. maybe the backrooms and hope for a metal door to block its path off or lock it up. what ever you do its on sight and you can't out run it so have a planned path of escape. or things to use to block or slow it down. gumballs marbles soup the floors or just clothes to throw in its face.
for a bloodlusted Mambas
they aren't as fast 12 mph so you can probably weave them through some stuff and lose them. not as strong so doors are easy path blockers. try to herd them into a backroom together and long weapons or tools will make that easier.
for bloodlusted Mambas scattered through out the mall.
fear everything and have escape paths to follow and be safe. use something long like a broom or something as a shield at all times. probably can still herd and lock them up but will just be harder to do.
for a natural state Gorilla
it will probably end up in a food court some where and just be snacking. just avoid that area and your safe. if your worried just go grab something big to swing around to scare it away. like a shovel. smack that on the ground and most things will probably run from the loud ass sound it makes.
for a natural state Mamba
have broom and just tap stuff and make noise most snakes will just leave you alone. they will end up in corners or under stuff and you will probably never seen them so not much to worry. they might all end up in the loading areas chasing rats or something.
if you can kill them.
well there is a ton of tools weapons and sports stuff all over. even some malls have gun stores. so basically just take your pick and do your best to get there first.
Here's my take on Surviving in a mall with a Silverback Gorilla or 7 Black mambas.
Gorillas are passive and chill until you piss them off or scare them. You're fine if they're fine. Black Mambas are on demon time 24/7
Humans are never usually a snakes first pick, so as long as you don’t mess around and find out you chilling
So, fun fact, gorillas are peaceful and afraid of rain. If one approaches you, slowly lower yourself. They’ll check you out, then leave you alone. Easy money
if I ever find myself face to face with a gorilla I'll remember this comment LOL
The gorilla guy was right, but he was making all the wrong arguments against the black mambas
honestly he's the reason I just cant pick gorilla LMAO
2:49 missing; when you hit your target. Causing a portion of the target to fling nearly off camera.
he tried his best at least
At at 4:18. After that guy flexes. I hear grizzy when he broke his chair. Did anybody else hear it.
2:19 BROTHER I TRIED TO EAT NOODLES BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD AND NOODLE WENT THROUGH MY MOUTH TO MY NOSE AND FLEW AWAY.
“Mom died cause of you” bruh she looked like the babysitter from the incredibles💀
nah cus the "2001 called" tiktok had me crying in my bed for like 30 mins
dude it was so unexpected when I first saw it
At the snake vs gorilla argument, gorilla is easier to deal with cause he just wont go my way, most animals to want to mess with humans. While snakes if theu get hungry, or you fail to noticed them, they will retaliate
20:22 inadvertently made himself look stupid because they literally can its not a for a long time but certain catapillars can squeak when threatened
the one at 14:00, the gorilla is the right choice. The questions was just would you survive in a mall with the animal. Gorillas are territorial. As long as you don't go up to him, he won't try shit. Black Mambas will hunt you tf down
Black mambas aren’t known for hunting down humans unless threatened I believe
@@Rectrixx I think that’s true as well. But they are still predatory creatures, and if they’re hungry they will hunt. There might be a few mice here and there they could grab, but it’s harder to know where they have set up, and it’s harder to spot them in general. So if there aren’t mice, and it is an abandoned mall meaning there’s nothing in there food wise, or just product wise, they’re comin for ya if they find you before the mice.
At least, that’s how I think it’d happen.
11:01 that's a Grizzy laugh if I've ever heard one
LMAO
The black mambas are the choice, they aren’t out to get you, you leave them alone they leave you alone
facts, my logic as well
first time hearing your outro. that's fire.
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Is that pepper spray? No, that’s an m72 rotary grenade launcher! Foomp!
LMAOOO
black mambas would only attack if threatened meanwhile a gorilla would just attack you so as long as you stay away from the black mambas you would be fine.
It’s a toss up at this point
The Gorilla and Black Mamba clip was so funny. I’d definitely choose black mambas. Obvious answer is that 1. BMs, like any other snake, sense by smell and humans aren’t on the menu. 2. They are extremely shy and will do everything to avoid you😅Grizzy is definitely dying before 10hrs😂
as long as u dont smile at the gorilla or show that ur a threat it wont attack u
@@jackthegamr3642 Was that gorillas or chimpanzees?
Gorillas will warn (beating their chests, it sounds goofy af but it’s a message) before squarin up.
@@alecLogan its gorillas, gorillas are not aggressive animals unless u give them a reason to attack u otherwise youll be fine theyre not gonna waste their energy on someone small like a person
gorillas just a diff breed LMAO
Either way works for me. The mamba is more deadly than a rattlesnake and a gorilla can rip you to pieces
Fun fact: black mambas give out warnings also no one would survive a silver back that thing would break you like a carrot imma choose the snakes.
My take for the gorilla question you can reason with a gorilla just bow down to it and it won't fuck with you. YOU CANT' REASON WITH 7 SNAKES
While the gorilla was a good choice the guy just had terrible reasons as to why he picked it.
12:34 This dude sounds like he voices a character in an animated series. Doesn’t even seem like it’s his voice. 😂 14:44 I’m with the white guy. I can see the snake & avoid it. Also top speed of the mamba is 12mph, top speed of a silverback gorilla is 25mph. 20:36 This is why I identify with Pezzy the most. 😂
The dude in the podcast clip was trying to exfil with some cash
the wackson guy is the teenage version of hasbulla
The girl at 6:00 looks like the baby sitter from Incredibles
honestly im goin w snakes. snakes will live ab anywere and as long as i dont bother them theyll be fine, but that gorrila is in an unknown environment for it doesnt know how long and is scared and doesnt know were to get food, im not ab to be food
11:00 ain't got no gas innit😂
3:35, the audio being muted made it better
def made it more cringey LMAO
Your liked Tiktoks are great in this video. XDD
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7 Black Mambas all day. You guys overestimate how much snakes can and want to move. They will fins a nice warm area to hide in and stay there for months.
facts
13:13 a gorilla bru you are a gorilla was my first thoughts 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
17:30 bro that reminded me this week in gym class when i went to change and it smelled bad everywere then i saw some of my friends come out of the second changing room for guys laughing their asses off so i went inside and saw that somebody took a shit in the urinal
Mann I can send y’all some banger ones
Definitely the black mambas I can survive a couple snakes
Im here for mooooorreeeeeeeeeee Rectrixx
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5:35 Slow-Mo. That guy broke his leg.
Rectrixx watches thepsh8? That's dope
we dabble
Their podcast is FUNNY
Seems like it
3:43 the music 😂
what if im trying to cook up some burgers and fries? *boom* mamba in the spice rack.
LMAOOO
Idk about the mamba vs gorilla thing. I mean gorillas could be good. If it's a Silverback, maybe not. If it's a female or younger, maybe. Depends on the gorilla's personality. Also they don't know for sure how strong gorillas are.
they do be super strong and i think the question was based around a silverback gorilla
Once at work I got mad when our sister company kept messing things up and making it so our warehouse was just in chaos and I then proceeded to take said anger out on a wood pallet by throwing it and ripping it apart. Some of my coworkers still stay far away from me lol
it happens to the best of us
i know it is too late to leave this here, but...
Snakes are cold blooded...
That gorilla or black mamba shit is too easy. You in an abandoned mall, you go with a gorilla, just give em some bananas you can find in a fresh produce area
I dont think they just be taking bananas that easily
@@Rectrixx nah bruh we become homies and communicate with each other cuz we da same being basically
brother had his beard wiped
13:04
whole mall
okay
choices
1.) full sized gorilla, mobility and power so youre stuck hiding
2.) a snake thats gonna be cold and have a hard time moving on polished floors- grab one of those posts with those seat belt "lines" and crack the mf- *vico tory*
gorilla would pull my spine out of my ass no matter how calm n cool i try to be
i will be the gorilla to that poor snake, this is survival
dude on the left just assumes the snake was given a whole mission to end your ass none the less a whole dossier ABOUT your dumbass
its a snake
even pissy ones you can EASILY outrun (as long as you can see em outside of striking range, yes you, hypothetical commenter got me there)
theres no "oh you hear the gorilla from ___ far away" its already too late pretty much, theyre cool as fuck but even a foreign smell will get them curious- suddenly they find you curled up in a cabinet and bam youre a pummeled pancake