"Yes I know her. She and I [required lawyer intervention]" 2000 points is big for that round though, so it must be something bold like took her private jet to Epstein island or met her at a Diddy party or he was Travis' ex or something like that I guess..??
i swear i'm not a hater but i'm just genuinely confused, i have never found mateo to be funny. not in stand up, or interviews, and i just don't get what people find funny about him 👀👀
How did I not know Matteo and Sasheer are best friends? Like I've been his biggest fan for over a decade and have been watching Agatha All Along with Sasheer. Lol. Come on 🤷
Ni-COLE! 😂 Arthur is an aardvark and in the original kids’ book he was embarrassed by the length of his…nose. I can never unhear what Nicole said. 3:33
So, she quit her job, said good bye to her friends, moved to another state. He goes on a "family vacation" without her... and it doesn't raise any red flags? Like, what was his plans for her while he was "on vacation"?
I think she said she had a work commitment she didn't want to skip and he wanted to spend time with his parents. I've been following the story on Insta, so weird and fascinating. Highly recommend.
The breakup song had me until SHE ALSO MOVED TO TEXAS and then I was like "ahhhhhhhh" - 100% he was trying to break up by moving and she volunteered to just coordinate the whole move for them and also make furniture and he was like "I mean... I'm not gonna turn this down"
Ok but from their pictures and stuff they owned they are not college kids. He should have been an ADULT just gotten his stuff out so she doesn't destroy it and break up. He's a little b*tch.
I finally saw this clip (thanks, algorithm) and it gave me an idea for a movie. A stand up comedienne who loves podcasts is having writers block so she tells her social media followers that she’s looking for a guy she can date so they can break up and then she’ll have new material for her act. She gets a reply from a guy and they have a great sex life and are quirky/funny together, but just as they are starting to get seriously into each other she realizes this can’t happen. So she sticks with the plan and breaks up with him. And then they get all Hallmark romcom and she’s feeling all doubt-y about it and her parents (or maybe just her dad because her mom is dead, but that’s too much like stealing from Taylor --Tomlinson, not Swift-- so both her parents. Or maybe just her cool aunt.) Anyway, they start trying to nudge her back into getting together with him. His name is Wexler, because it’s such a completely douchey sounding name but he’s actually kind and loving and even has a real job (not barista or deejay or artisanal cheese maker). So Wexler had been trying to convince her that they were really good as a couple and they should get back together. And she finally realizes that he and her parents (or cool aunt) are right and love is more important than just having a new routine for Netflix, so they get back together. And just when you think it’s the big shmoopy romantic ending, she realizes that Wexler actually matches up to the profile of the North Bay Slasher from the Unsolved Murder podcast she listens to to help her get to sleep (while she’s in bed) and we jump cut to reveal Wexler is in the room with her with a knife. She rolls out of bed and falls on the floor as he tries to stab her and fails while getting tangled in her weighted blanket. She grabs something from next to the bad that makes sense to be next to the bed and hits him in the head knocking him unconscious. She pauses a long moment and then beats him more with the heavy thing while shouting whatever her tagline is --maybe “And That’s Why You Don’t Fall In Love, Bethany!” (her name is Bethany, I guess). End movie. Credits roll with snippets from her Netflix special where she’s joking about trying to date. I used to be in an improv troupe, too, but its been awhile.
4:10 - Taylor has clearly never dated a sane person, if she's ever been broken up with. Beautiful, hilarious, progressively minded, AND successful? Why would you EVER want to leave? 🥰
So did anyone notice that she reacted 2/3 of that note it looks like it said a lot more than we don't have anything in common. Looks like he described exact problems with her that she didn't want the world to see
Totally with Matteo. Songs typically have rhythm, rhyme, meter, melody. Hers had none of those things. Her mistake was moving to California in the first place
That song WAS horrible, but what kind of douchebag gets their girlfriend to move to a shitty state to be with his dad? Never move for a dude. NEVER. If they love you, it'll survive long distance for a few months.
They booed because he broke up with his gf over a note amwhen she had just spent months rearranging her life to be with him. They didn't boo because he's a dude. Your lack of comprehension skills is what is really crazy.
i love when the panel all knows each other well, its so fun
"It's Taylor Swift. Do you know her? She's white." Underrated comment.
that line fucking killed me LMAO
Taylor ABSOLUTELY needs to be on HotOnes
She hasn't been famous long enough
@@buddyholly4672 idk, she’s been big on Tik Tok for quite a few years now
@@buddyholly4672 neither were a bunch of the rappers that have been there. She at least have a long career
She may not come out of this the same.
If she hasn't been invited already, I'd be surprised. Maybe she just doesn't want to lol
"Do you know her? She's white..." 🤣
Sasheer is killing it on Agatha All Along rn
The way I jump-screamed when I saw this panel!!! Three of my all time favorites! And they DELIVERED!!!
Omg Sasheer, Nicole and Mateo is amazinggg ❤😍
Love this panel!
100%!
POSSIBLY best panel ever. ❤
Sasheer literally sounded like Blink 182😂
Think that was the joke
Cause tonoit will be the noit that I will fall furyoo
I love it when the guests get Taylor to laugh super hard. It’s so wholesome. 😊
this is SUCH an all star cast
I LOVE these folks!! Bring them back in the future!
Matteo made a TS joke so heinous it got cut! And it got him 2,000 points!!!
WTF was it?
"Yes I know her. She and I [required lawyer intervention]"
2000 points is big for that round though, so it must be something bold like took her private jet to Epstein island or met her at a Diddy party or he was Travis' ex or something like that I guess..??
@@TheYorkRose thx
i swear i'm not a hater but i'm just genuinely confused, i have never found mateo to be funny. not in stand up, or interviews, and i just don't get what people find funny about him 👀👀
@MubinNoor Really? I think he's great. I like his crowd work the best, but he's also quite a skilled singer, and some of his impressions are spot on
How did the points jump so high?! Release the tapes!
Susan Boyle becoming the new Christmas queen would feel like justice, not gonna lie.
I feel that one could happen!
Honestly, it's all I want for Christmas
How did I not know Matteo and Sasheer are best friends? Like I've been his biggest fan for over a decade and have been watching Agatha All Along with Sasheer. Lol. Come on 🤷
MATTEO YOURE SO WRONG THAT SONG MADE ME CRY
Needed to play the rest of the song!! It is a great song and gets funnier at the end
The following video is missing!!! Need it! Please! I love this panel too much, is like a dream team.
Gonna guess Mateo said, "Instead of DW, it's DP." 😅
An After Midnight episode with Matteo, Nicole & Sasheer???? I knew that this episode was gonna be a fun one
This group is really fun!
Matteo is the best 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How are they all here!! Taylor keeps picking the best, that I didn't even know I needed to see
Best episode yet! Those three together are gold!!
This is one of the best ensembles hands down!!!!!
Where did Mateo's 2000 points come from !!
Sometimes they remove things for time or censor reasons.
Omg MATEO I was wonder when he’d get on here!
I love Matteo
6:05 they still cut the last bit of it.
That song was fabulously real, loved it!!
Ni-COLE! 😂 Arthur is an aardvark and in the original kids’ book he was embarrassed by the length of his…nose. I can never unhear what Nicole said. 3:33
And she had the audacity to get mad that time Jordan on Best Friends brought up Sonic the Hedgehog in a nsfw way lolololz.
Matteo and Nicole on the same episode? Love this!
This line up!!! Love it!
DREAM PANEL 😍😍😍
So, she quit her job, said good bye to her friends, moved to another state. He goes on a "family vacation" without her... and it doesn't raise any red flags? Like, what was his plans for her while he was "on vacation"?
I think she said she had a work commitment she didn't want to skip and he wanted to spend time with his parents. I've been following the story on Insta, so weird and fascinating. Highly recommend.
THIS LINE UP IS EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGG
The breakup song had me until SHE ALSO MOVED TO TEXAS and then I was like "ahhhhhhhh" - 100% he was trying to break up by moving and she volunteered to just coordinate the whole move for them and also make furniture and he was like "I mean... I'm not gonna turn this down"
Ok but from their pictures and stuff they owned they are not college kids. He should have been an ADULT just gotten his stuff out so she doesn't destroy it and break up. He's a little b*tch.
These are the dream team of a panel
That song is amazing. I can’t stop watching it.
Except you did cut the end of it.
4:02 - Rule 34, totally already made 😂
Wtf is he saying?
WTF IS THIS AMAZING LINE-UP RIGHT HERE
😱😱😱
Release the Matteo TS cut!!
The whole end of the song is cut
This is the episode of my dreams! 😹😻😹😻
I saw an anteater reaming an aardvark at a zoo in Düsseldorf so Nicole might see her prediction come true.
THey actually cut the end of that video, it kept going and it was so good
MATTEO! Whole panel is 🔥
These three are derailing the show and it's amazing!
Sasheer is soo good in agatha all along!
I finally saw this clip (thanks, algorithm) and it gave me an idea for a movie.
A stand up comedienne who loves podcasts is having writers block so she tells her social media followers that she’s looking for a guy she can date so they can break up and then she’ll have new material for her act.
She gets a reply from a guy and they have a great sex life and are quirky/funny together, but just as they are starting to get seriously into each other she realizes this can’t happen. So she sticks with the plan and breaks up with him.
And then they get all Hallmark romcom and she’s feeling all doubt-y about it and her parents (or maybe just her dad because her mom is dead, but that’s too much like stealing from Taylor --Tomlinson, not Swift-- so both her parents. Or maybe just her cool aunt.) Anyway, they start trying to nudge her back into getting together with him. His name is Wexler, because it’s such a completely douchey sounding name but he’s actually kind and loving and even has a real job (not barista or deejay or artisanal cheese maker). So Wexler had been trying to convince her that they were really good as a couple and they should get back together. And she finally realizes that he and her parents (or cool aunt) are right and love is more important than just having a new routine for Netflix, so they get back together. And just when you think it’s the big shmoopy romantic ending, she realizes that Wexler actually matches up to the profile of the North Bay Slasher from the Unsolved Murder podcast she listens to to help her get to sleep (while she’s in bed) and we jump cut to reveal Wexler is in the room with her with a knife. She rolls out of bed and falls on the floor as he tries to stab her and fails while getting tangled in her weighted blanket. She grabs something from next to the bad that makes sense to be next to the bed and hits him in the head knocking him unconscious. She pauses a long moment and then beats him more with the heavy thing while shouting whatever her tagline is --maybe “And That’s Why You Don’t Fall In Love, Bethany!” (her name is Bethany, I guess). End movie.
Credits roll with snippets from her Netflix special where she’s joking about trying to date.
I used to be in an improv troupe, too, but its been awhile.
But they cut off the song right before the punch lineeeeeeeeeeeee though Mateo didn’t get ittttt just listen to the whole thing I swearrrrr 😭😭😭😭😭
Omg Matteo and Taylor!!!
Also I want all the secrets on Agatha all along from Sasheer
Best episode
Best prize to date!
Making everyone improv a singing line was a really effective icebreaker.
Matteo how the hell would you be on the man’s side 😭 the song wasn’t THAT bad. I’ve been bopping along to it!
I loved the breakup song
Taylor is right, the panel is wrong - that break up song rules!!
I see Nicole, I click!!
4:10 - Taylor has clearly never dated a sane person, if she's ever been broken up with. Beautiful, hilarious, progressively minded, AND successful? Why would you EVER want to leave? 🥰
I mean, I love Taylor, but have you ever dated a bipolar person?
@@wasserschmidt
Yes, actually. It was quite the experience. 😅
The High Priestess!! 🧙 🧙♀️ 🧙
Omg 😂 she said do you know her she's white 😂
Do they upload the whole episode? I love it but there’s so much jumping on the score board?!
"You guys! I'm working!"
desperately need to know the TS joke that was so good it got cut and an extra 2000 points 😭
What about One More Minute by Weird Al?
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self service pumps
So did anyone notice that she reacted 2/3 of that note it looks like it said a lot more than we don't have anything in common. Looks like he described exact problems with her that she didn't want the world to see
No way i just saw this reel yesterday😭😭😭
So Peter Griffin was on Hot Ones wait but not Homer Simpson!!!
I heard they tried to book Homer, but he refuses to touch spicy foods ever since his traumatic experience eating Guatemalan insanity peppers.
Totally with Matteo. Songs typically have rhythm, rhyme, meter, melody. Hers had none of those things. Her mistake was moving to California in the first place
France looking really good again hating on yellow carry-ons 🤔
That song WAS horrible, but what kind of douchebag gets their girlfriend to move to a shitty state to be with his dad? Never move for a dude. NEVER. If they love you, it'll survive long distance for a few months.
i don't think he's a dbag for that, but unfortunate that he didn't realize those things before moving
It's literally true that I've had every strain of covid and taste very little. Gonna go have my dinner of Sourpatch Kids.
TAYLOR!!! YOU CAN GET CARTOONS ON YOUR SHOW AND YOU HAVEN'T YET!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? GET CARTOON GUESTS!!!!!!!!
I agree with Matteo, that song was wretched
Don't u mean "heard"? 5:25
WAIT AND MATTEO AND SASHEER?!?!!
Love Taylor's jacket.
Okay what HHECK Matteo got 2000 points from HWHERE??
Apparently by telling a Taylor Swift joke that really amused Tomlinson but really scared the other producers.
I saw the Donald Duck episode of hot ones
Jennifer Kale. She's an alto, is all I'm saying.
Another reason tonnage like matteo
I'm mad she wasn't on beat
Sean had to play to a cartoon, but the panel hasn't been on the show... what. is. happening.
I'm with Mateo, that song was horrible
Privileged people bragging about their fancy lifestyle. Yawn.
what the hell happened that he gained 2000 points? these are the jokes we want
That song was TERRIBLE. He dodged a bullet.
5:22 the misogyny is crazy
Disliking a song a woman wrote is automatically misogynistic?
That song was 💩
They booed because he broke up with his gf over a note amwhen she had just spent months rearranging her life to be with him. They didn't boo because he's a dude. Your lack of comprehension skills is what is really crazy.
@@rachel5399 He tried breaking up with her by moving to another state. This and breaking up over note/text are the only options we guys have.
@rachel5399 they are talking about mateo’s response, not the audience’s
they all hate taylor swift
thank god
Crappy upload